I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and
I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
LE AUTISTIC COMMIE GHOST MAN
>>5035608
*wakes up
if your life is great and fun why are you on 4chan
O termo “computação vestível” ou "tecnologia vestível" se refere a uma nova abordagem de computação, redefinindo a interação humano-máquina, onde os gadgets estão diretamente conectados com usuário, em termos gerais, o usuário estaria “vestindo seu gadget”. Os aparelhos vestíveis tem a intenção de tornar o usuário o mais “passivo” possível, focando no próprio ser humano e nas suas necessidades. Computação Vestível é freqüentemente relacionada com a Internet das Coisas. O mercado de computação 'vestível' deve alcançar US$ 19 bilhões em 2018.
>>5035608
Dude thats nothing. I was swimming with sharks during my summer break, and he bit my leg off, my friend was like, dude that must hurt and I was laughing and shit. Then he took another bite and got my left hand clean off, my friend was like dude you're left handed, this is terrible, I just kept laughing harder because I'm so strong. The blood was spraying now, and really starting to attract a lot more sharks, my mate is like, hey I see like 10 more fins coming towards you, get out of the water! I laughed and laughed, then I was pulled under and my friend could still hear me laughing until they got my neck and it became muffled gurgles underwater. Classic sharks, easily the funniest day of the summer, almost as good as the time I went hunting for wolverines.
>>5035608
>I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage
>it's
>>5035608
I have a novel that is in it is final editing stage
lol
>>5035608
>it's
>it's
>>5035608
>I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage
>it is
>>5035608
>I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage
>it's
>it's
LMFAO
le it's man
>>5035906
le it's man
>>5035608
Congratulations OP! We knew you could do it!
>>5035608
If r troops can get 20 likes how many can scary ghost guy
i wish i could meme this hard ;________;
>>5036388
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost