hey guys me agan ples dont toutch my pig friend okay im going to leave hin here because i need to get food at the grocery mart but dont talk to himn he isnt suppoesed to talk to anybody buty please watch him while im gone because he will maybe get lonley and he needs more friends just dont give him a bad look he hates when you look at him weird so just be nice and freindly with him his name is pat and he likes mud and sungalses but he hateds when people look at him with strange looks so dont do that also he doesnt like to be petted by anybody exept me so dont tuche him plaes just watch him like you watcha friends baby
*Unzips dick*
Go to the beach they said. There will be oat they said.
BAD ANIME! BAD ANIME!
the blue haired grill is so kawaii
>>5037032
he he he let me love u
>>5037029
omgwhat did she do????
That seems kinda severe.
D:
I fucking hate you all.
>>5037024
that's not nice
hey
sup Austin feelin 777
>>5037021
ya no way I don't dude
>>5037023
oh ok feels cool
*judges you*
*trolls you*
*trolls you again*
*pretends like about to troll you, and you say "not again!" but then stop trolling you thus trolling you*
can't stop 'til i see my name on the blimp
i wish i could meme this hard ;_______________________;
i'm stinky and gross and i need to take a shower but im too lazy!
what do i do??
take a bath
>>5036992
but that's too much effort and it's too long! and besides im too big to be comfortable in there
okay im back from the shower!
I keep washing my hands but the penis smell won't disappear!
>>5036957
it cant be too bad
lemme smell em
>>5036958
here, take a good sniff
>>5036962
*sniffe sniffe*
hmmm yes yes quite musky indeed
just whose dick were u grabbin mister?
poof
>>5036943
I want that gaME
>>5036974
me too holy fuck
its absolutely beautiful
puff
or sleeping in the middle of a summers afternoon?
le tree dog
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5036913
THIS IS TREEE DOOOG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
that's a djinni.... u grd 3 wishes
oh no the paladin is dead!
DUDE WEED BRUUUUUUUH WEEEEEEEED LMAO WHO WANTS SOME CUSH CUSH?
>>5036817
DUDERBRO LETS INJECT ALL OF THE WEED LMAO
FUCKIN ALCOHOLICS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND
itsa weeef
haha i'm unironically bumping this thread while smoking weed and listening to rap music
So is this board basically just a nicer, less cancerous, happier /R9K/? Like the happy equivalent of /R9K/?
you probably aren't seeing all the post's
>>5036813
Maybe not, this is my first time here but so far it seems pretty pleasant
>>5036814
That's nice buddy I hope you don't get totally fucked while you're here
lol
>>5036793
lol
lole
tet
Futa makes it less gay. If you look at it, Regular porn is gay anyways, because your watching a man fuck a woman. Its at least 50% gay because theres still a man with a dick in it. If you watch lesbian porn, that 100% gay, because its two homosexuals fucking, same with man on man. But if its a futa, a woman with a dick, fucking another woman, then its only 25% gay, because theres only one dick, and its attached to boobs, which decreases the gayness by about 25%.
That's AskRay. What a fag.
>Watching pornography
How is that not gay?
>>5036781
I've argued to my friends that straight porn is not 100% straight because you are jerkin your gerkin to a guy and a girl. If you didnt want to see the guy you would watch solo girl. For some reason it's normal for straight men to watch videos of big dicks going into girls
this website stresses me out
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
ya me 2 I'm getting awy for awhile but lets chill 2gether and talk before I leave
>>5036779
haha lets keep this thread on page 1 till baldmod deletes it just for laughs
I also find that something about s4s is extremely stress inducing