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Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know. Maybe I should get back together with Naomi. She was nice. Nice is good. She loved me. Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. How pathetic is that, huh?
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Don't get back together with your ex, she looks too much like Emma Stone
And tell your momma 'thanks bae'
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>>5147380
i luv u bby
its time to start going someplace real!
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saint valentine had nothing to do with love
the romanticizing is all false legends
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rare pic of CTS getting ready to lewdpost on esfores
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unfunny
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hilarious
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>>5150257
dumb animeposter
dumb trapposter
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Help my build a hous
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hel p red paper pls..
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get ride of juice 4me thenkg u
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please don't post that nazi frog on this nice board
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bestest way to suicider?
Vsauce, newfag here
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what are the moste goodest and originale way of kys yourselfe? i dont wont to live anymoore but dont want to be a noose pleb ether
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Als am Ende des 17. Jahrhunderts das Osmanische Reich seine größte Ausdehnung erreicht hatte, versuchten die Türken unter Großwesir Kara Mustafa Pascha, die Kaiserstadt Wien einzunehmen und damit das Tor nach Mitteleuropa aufzustoßen. Mit 140.000 Soldaten schloss er 1683 die Stadt ein, in der gerade 11.000 Mann unter Waffen standen. In der folgenden, 60-tägigen Belagerung gruben die Türken Tunnel bis unter die Stadtmauern, die sie dann mit Sprengsätzen zum Einsturz bringen wollten. Diese standen kurz vor der Detonation, als am 11. September das polnisch-deutsche Entsatzheer mit Truppen aus dem Heiligen Römischen Reich (Österreich, Bayern, Franken, Sachsen, Schwaben) und der Republik Venedig unter der Führung Polens eintraf. Die Schlacht wurde am 12. September entschieden, als die polnischen Elitetruppen der Flügelhusaren (Husaria) unter dem Oberkommando von König Johann III. Sobieski in der größten Kavallerieattacke aller Zeiten vom Kahlenberg herab die osmanische Elite der Sipahi und Janitscharen vernichtend schlugen und ins feindliche Lager eindrangen.
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>>5150012
Yeah kek, but i still think that pew pew shootings are better
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>>5150017
Halt die Klappe
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Discus
Your fortune: Average Luck
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Bland meme. Weak.
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>>5149955
Is not that at the moment a meme has reached its peak for potential irony?
It would seem in the current trend of post-post-modernistic, contemporary if you will, surrealist irony leads back upon itself, generating far more abstract humor from the painfully, and obviously, unabstract.
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have one of you fags ever got cockblocked by completely random circunstances?
>be 16
>beta autistic fuck, no gurls
>first day in high school, trying to be cool
>wheelchair girl in my class caught my attention
>straight 6/10, but the wheels tho
>both of us were automatically excluded from the normies as days went by
>get to know her better
>fast forward we're on a school trip to the woods, me and wheelchair babe are best friends by now
>everybody going to the bonfire one night, me and her have other plans
>creep out of the camping area, reach a lawn by the lake
>we kiss
>oh shit I've never kissed before
>one thing led to another, we decide to have sex
>shes paraplegic so it took me time to help her take off her pants and panties
>about to cum, not even inside
>sudenly hear voices getting closer, some flashlights moving and pointing everywhere
>say "FUCK THE TEACHERS ARE COMING, RUN!"
>run like hell back to my room
>as I get there I realize i left a paraplegic nude girl in the woods with her legs open, waiting to be caught by every teacher in the camp
>she never talks to me again
>still a virgin
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doesnt sound very random
sounds like u got owned fella
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>>5149740
Your quotes, who are they from?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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>>5149740
Whom are you quoting?
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spikeman irl
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>>5149069
THATS SPIKEMAN I KNOW IT
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>>5149069
lewd digits
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that a yosho egg fool
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What is this guy's name again?
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>>5148856
Funny moments
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>>5148856
me in the middle
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jewish degeneracy propaganda cartoon
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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what.
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>>5148828
and you posted it on 4chan
damn...
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>>5148828
>>5149828
>828
fascinating
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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl
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This is nice thread
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Come on someone, do this with me! Facebook is supposed to be social so let's learn about each other!
Tattoos.........maybe ;)
Piercings....none
Children......EW no
Surgeries.....multiple on my arm
Shot a gun...no
Quit a job......yes
Flown on a plane...yes
100+ Miles by Car...yes
Gone Zip Lining...yes
Cried Over Someone...yes
Fell in Love...yes
Skipped School...so many times lmao
Been in a fist fight...yes
Watched Someone Give Birth...no
Watched Someone Die...no
Been to Canada...no
Rode in an Ambulance..yes
Been to Hawaii....no
Been to Europe.....yes..?
Been to Washington D.C...no
Been to Nashville...no
Visited Florida...no
Visited Mexico...no
Visited Texas ....no
Visited Las Vegas...no
Sang karaoke...."sang" haha yes
Have a pet(s)....yes
Sled on a Big Hill....yes
Been Downhill Skiing...yes
Rode a Motorcycle..nope
Rode a Horse...dont know
Stayed in a Hospital....yes
Donated Blood....no
Driven a Stick Shift...yes
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>>5148211
FROG FREEZERS......... REEEEEE
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Come on someone, do this with me! Facebook is supposed to be social so let's learn about each other!
Tattoos.........none
Piercings....none
Children......probably someday
Surgeries.....eye muscle surgery and tonsillectomy
Shot a gun...yed
Quit a job......yes
Flown on a plane...no
100+ Miles by Car...yes
Gone Zip Lining...yes
Cried Over Someone...yes
Fell in Love...yes
Skipped School...so many times lmao
Been in a fist fight...yes
Watched Someone Give Birth...no
Watched Someone Die...no
Been to Canada...no
Rode in an Ambulance..yes
Been to Hawaii....no
Been to Europe.....yes..?
Been to Washington D.C...no
Been to Nashville...yes
Visited Florida...yes
Visited Mexico...no
Visited Texas ....yes
Visited Las Vegas...no
Sang karaoke....no
Have a pet(s)....yes
Sled on a Big Hill....yes
Been Downhill Skiing...no
Rode a Motorcycle..yes
Rode a Horse...yes
Stayed in a Hospital....yes
Donated Blood....yes
Driven a Stick Shift...yes
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>5148211
Tattoos, actually no weird right?
Piercings, a few
Children, no comment
Surgeries, nothing major just like wisdom teeth stuff
Shot a gun, yes
Quit a job, yes
Flown on a plane, yes
100 miles by car, yes
Gone zip lining, no
Fell in love, ... sure
Skipped school, no
Been in a fist fight, no
Watched someone give birth, yes
Watched someone die, no
Been to Canada, no
Rode in an ambulance, no
Been to hawaii, no
Been to Europe, no
Been to Washington DC, no
Been to Nashville, yes
Visited Florida, no
Visited Mexico, yes
Visited Texas, I live there
Visited Las Vegas, no
Sang karaoke, no
Have a pet, yes
Sled on a big hill, wut?
Been downhill skiing, no
Rode a motorcycle, yes but not driven
Rode a horse, yes
Stayed in a hospital, been in but not stayed
Donated blood, no
Driven a stick shift, yea but I barely know how to drive lol
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3D women are NOT important 2017-02-14 06:31:29 Post No.5148058
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3D women are NOT important
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Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
I hope you and you're waifu have a fantastic Valentines day!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5148058
(You) too!
pic related it's mein waifu with her majestic luscious feminine beard which i'm gonna brushy brushy
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>>5148058
Hello.
>>5148134
this is nice waifu
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Antisocial Birdlinger from experience the thread with credit as thei by letter to get gegged
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Antisocial Birdlinger from experience the thread with credit as thei by letter to get gegged
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>>5148157
>>5148134
>>5148058
dumb anime posters
not ebin
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Wtf do u do in this situation????? !
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TELL THEM ALL THEY'RE FUCKING CUCKS AND TO BOW DOWN TO THE LORD DONALD J TRUMP!!!
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Get a haircut. Mohawks are out of fashion
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>>5147288
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost
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In this ITT we post our real faces
Pic related
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>>5148556
Me on the left
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>>5148556
pizzaboii . . r.i.p. . .
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>>5148556
>tfw no boyfriendo
dubs and ill kms tbh smh fml
Introducing
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>>5147947
idient monky
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