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have one of you fags ever got cockblocked by completely random circunstances?
>be 16
>beta autistic fuck, no gurls
>first day in high school, trying to be cool
>wheelchair girl in my class caught my attention
>straight 6/10, but the wheels tho
>both of us were automatically excluded from the normies as days went by
>get to know her better
>fast forward we're on a school trip to the woods, me and wheelchair babe are best friends by now
>everybody going to the bonfire one night, me and her have other plans
>creep out of the camping area, reach a lawn by the lake
>we kiss
>oh shit I've never kissed before
>one thing led to another, we decide to have sex
>shes paraplegic so it took me time to help her take off her pants and panties
>about to cum, not even inside
>sudenly hear voices getting closer, some flashlights moving and pointing everywhere
>say "FUCK THE TEACHERS ARE COMING, RUN!"
>run like hell back to my room
>as I get there I realize i left a paraplegic nude girl in the woods with her legs open, waiting to be caught by every teacher in the camp
>she never talks to me again
>still a virgin
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doesnt sound very random
sounds like u got owned fella
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>>5149740
Your quotes, who are they from?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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>>5149740
Whom are you quoting?
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>>5149740
>random circumstances
>>creep out of the camping area
>>FUCK THE TEACHERS ARE COMING
Not really random if you think about it, the teachers are just being responsible; it's easy to spot someone in a wheelchair missing, especially during a group campfire, which is the best time to do a roll call to make sure everyone is there and safe. You weren't cockblocked by random circumstances, you were cockblocked because you didn't think it out properly. :^)this is very bad pasta, if it is pasta, if its not then you aren't the sharpest tool on the shed.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5149764
look we wouldn't be able to have sex anywhere else, we just did what we had in mind without thinking about it. Today I look back and realize I was dumb but at least I had the guts, which is something I don't seem to have nowadays when it comes to girls
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>>5149774
You should talk to her
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>>5149774
find an ugly girl on a dating site and dont message if u see anything about being a proud mother or harry potter in the profile
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>>5149740
who...is this guy quoting?
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>>5150177
nice dubs
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>>5149740
Dude stop that's fucked up
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