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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 07:48:41 Post No.5209908
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>>5209907

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

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>>5209908
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

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>>5209907

Stupid kike

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 07:34:07 Post No. 5209872 [Report] [View this topic]

5 cute facts about maki:

- She's a girl!
- She's a tomato!
- I love her!!!!!
- Maki!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 12:11:59 Post No.5210173
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>>5209872
That's not 5 facts, fag

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1.SHE HAS NO JOB
2.SHE HAS NO FRIENDS
3.SHE DOESN'T DO IT FOR YOUR PLEASURE
3. SHE DOES IT FOR FREE
5. SHE CAN MAKE HOTPOCKETS WHEN SHE NEEDS TO

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>>5209872
Lay down

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 04:26:53 Post No. 5209474 [Report] [View this topic]

Rate my GIRLfriend?

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>>5209474
-1/10 has a Y chromosome

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>>5209474
Why do girls stuff their panties with eggs?

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Ten outta ten

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Anonymous 2017-03-07 11:29:53 Post No. 5208859 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup guys, oldfag here.
I'm working on a website called 4kev and I need some new banners, can you help me out?
This is the best i have so far

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Renko 2017-03-07 11:32:25 Post No.5208865
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'oldfag' here.
>fag
instead of 'fig'

OP confirmed for newfig

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heres a hint try to make something that isnt the worst f***ing banner that the world has ever seen

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>>5208865
>newfig
>not fig newton

found the fig newton

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 09:36:47 Post No. 5211321 [Report] [View this topic]

/qa/ on the left
[s4s] on the right

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CTSAnonymous⭐ 2017-03-08 09:37:27 Post No.5211323
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>>5211321
Why isn't /qa/ having an aneurysm over the existence of pol like in real life?

Anonymous 2017-03-08 10:00:22 Post No.5211414
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>>5211323
We're fighting for a nicer 4chan.

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>>5211323
because they don't care about it
glad to help!

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Rank my rabbit food ⭐¤⭐⭐⭐TACO KID⭐⭐⭐¤⭐ 2017-03-08 09:04:41 Post No. 5211168 [Report] [View this topic]

Has fried chicken+ bacon+ham
I don't even really like ham FUCK U VEGANS!!

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-03-08 09:10:59 Post No.5211199
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-03-08 09:10:59 Post No.5211199 [Report]

>>5211168
>ham
Oy vey it's anudda shoah

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haha o i love this maymay

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poopboi 2017-03-08 08:52:14 Post No. 5211112 [Report] [View this topic]

A fence is a structure that encloses an area, typically outdoors, and is usually constructed from posts that are connected by boards, wire, rails or netting.[1] A fence differs from a wall in not having a solid foundation along its whole length.[2]

Alternatives to fencing include a ditch (sometimes filled with WATER, forming a moat).

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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