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checking fortune btw

>>5236254

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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*Puts milipede in pants*
Lole haha

would help if i knew what the game was called

>>5236152
whoops kek you'r right i'm sorry about that

look up 'andromeda' on google and you should be able to find it?

sorry again

>>5236160
oh yeah. isn't that the new Massive Affection game? no i havent played it its not out yet

>>5236111
do you love me, o benevolent trip-getter?

>>5236129
of course, anonymous

I hope I one day will reach this level of satisfaction. But now, here I am on 4chan..

not gay

>>5236082
>>5236106
g a y
a
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>>5236082
jeez those girls sure are cuties
wanna take em on a date and buy em an ice cream float

>>5236065
what if she does die though

>>5236099
But she's immortal. Also dubs.

>>5236107
BUT WHAT IF

xo

>>5235976
high wahte ur drinking???

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>5235976
That is a big cup of cum :) YOU LITTLE CUMSLUTE

HAIL SATANIA!

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Would you macker?

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stop fawning over me and get a life

>>5235971
*grabes le 1-up mushroome*

whate now b*ch

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>5235933

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>5235933

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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CHRISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nothing you twat

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

pls gibe sechs

>>5235798
Ebola ain't got nothing on yeast

i love you ebola chan

please dont bleed my benis dry

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ebola chan is ded!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5235778
Satania poster confirmed newfig

>>5235778
LOL SHE GO POO POO IN THE TOILET HAHAHAHAH
OMG SHE MAKE FUNNNNNNNYYYYYY POOPIES
GO SPLISH SLPASH INNNN THE TOOOOOIIIILEETTTTTT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
STINKY POOOP
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5235747
>>Periods
yeah uh trhat is a drawback, maybe as annoying as your balls getting stuck you your crotch in the heat or caught in the zipper.
>>Childbirth
avoidable chemically, physically, or surgically. Id be a flaming lesbian.
>>Vaginal discharges
ever heard of smegma
>>Yeast infections
not a female only issue, don't use sweet things to lube yourself. Maybe this is a white issue? No female in my family has had a yeast infection going back to my great grandmother.
>>Back pains or feelings of inadequacy depending on boob size
back pains, uh w/e second same but dick size
>>Super sensitive to pain
hardly proven via science and mythbusters
>>Tendency to be influenced by emotions over reason
not sure if this one is valid, seen too many examples of emotional men fist fighting over stupid shit or cause they are just drunk. Reason is often flawed and just as bad as emotion.

So yeah being the little girl sure beats the life I have now, least if I was female Id get some support from the government in health care and education Male japs do not get financial aid, while chinks sporting $300 jackets and 40grand cars get 100% aid.

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hockey

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my favs team

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I have seen a doctor.

He recommended Canesten OTC cream and it didn't do shit (He said he suspects a yeast infection). I went back and he prescribed me Lamisil, betaderm, and referred me to a derm if they don't work.

I just started lamisil yesterday and leery as fuck about the betaderm because it is a steroid that can thin skin and fuck your shit up.

I already have peyroine's disease so who fucking knows.

i know it happens to me all the time too. The funniest part is the same girls who will grope you as a "joke" will be the ones who get upset at trump for "grab them by the pussy" and grandstand on social media

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>>5235757
Sensing that she's rustled everyone's jimmies, Yukari decides to up the anti and goes to take another shit at the base of the Saigyou Ayakashi, and when Yuyuko inquires as to what the fuck she thinks she's doing, she replies "I'M FERTILIZING THE TREE LOL" but secretly she realizes that the Saigyou Ayakashi is Yuyuko herself, and Yuyuko contracts a terminal yeast infection by proxy through the tree, except that Yuyuko is already dead, so she enters a state of super-double-death where she is dead but CANNOT BE KILLED.

She then invites Marisa and I to go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, where she plans to rearrange Patchouli's bookshelves even though Koakuma painstakingly sorted all the books, and Patche gets really pissed off when she can't find the books she wants to read and tries to beat Koa mercilessly, but her wrist breaks after smacking her once because Patchy never did have enough calcium in her diet.

>>5235730
I-i can't.

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>>5235730
Cleaned then neglected to dry.
Results are unsightly, it gathered dust somehow even when in a box, the bump is probably due to temperature fluctuations or some shit, and there are some holes around the top of the onahole. but there is no mold that I can see at-least.
Fuging would result in a yeast infection , I'm sure.

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id tap dat

>>5235677
Adieu.

>>5235677
i was born to check these dubs.
B^)