rate my wife
>>5227892
that's my wife
>>5227892
i'm afraid you are mistaken sir, the person in the picture is not your wife because i am in fact married with her
I like ugly bitches with big tits or us this a dude?
pulls off boobs and shoots her in head
>>5227866
Not dude I'm not gay
Megumin is POSING for esfores! If you see this thread, reply with "nice body girlie" to thank her efforts in making our life less miserable.
>>5227807
nice body girlie! : )
she will never reach karens beauty
how to post on [s4s]
spam anime girl and random text until it becomes board culture
mechanically flood the board with your meme until others start posting it for you
alternatively: dump porn of yourself wearing girly clothes until people know you by name
also make sure to misspell words and speak like an ESL student, that makes your posts extra ironic
And that's how you post on [s4s]!
Fuck niggers.
i like the first option better
>>5227775
okaye
the bongo lady
bongo
>>5228677
dubs
>>5228679
Fuck you
do not bully me or any of my friends!
>>5227662
good post
S4s is dead
>>5227753
how was it like when it was alive?
Reply if you physically and emotionally beleive this should be the new RuSSian fLag.
this is cancer ja?
>>5227658
SWAG LORD GIVE ALL SATANIA THREADS STICKYS
ALSO HAND SATANIA ALL ADMIN PREVELIGEDS !!!
any girls want to help me with these eggs?
they are fragile.......
*crushes all the eggs under my foot*
Sorry ;^)
>>5227635
ow... you broke the WRONG eggs
im dying
Fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u
hi, my name is alex. guess my criminal record.
>>5227524
banned from 4chan 8 times
Looks like a rapist stash to me
>>5227524
raped his granny with a forklift while watching Dukes of Hazzard on stolen cable
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.
He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.
I've been desperately analyzing everything about baneposting since its creation. Trying to understand the hows and whys of people putting so much effort into something i dont understand
I'm throwing in the towel now and calling it brain damage unless someone wants to help
>>5227479
I saw Aidan Gillen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing for me now, big guy?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “b-big guy? f-for you?” but he kept cutting me off and going “big guy? for you? big guy?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “first one to scan gets to stay in my shopping basketta” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, He kept interrupting her by loudly griping his belt.
>>5227573
big meme 4u
what boards let me be absolutely retarded without getting banned?
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You're in the right place, friend. Just no porn dumps or excessively gruesome imagery.
>>5227373
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some fuckers on /a/ called my waifu a slut I'd just like to clarify she is actually not a slut
SHE IS NOT A SLUT OK
>>5227328
she is sult
>>5227328
better check for high man to be sure
>>5227333
I CHECKED YOUR TRIPS!
TELL ME ABOUT SATANIA! WHY DOES SHE REFUSE TO BOW TO BOGDANOFFS?
Bogdanoffs control all dubs.
>>5227311
I CHECKED YOUR DUBS!
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with CIA. I've lost interest in all guys, besides him. Guys who are considered "hot" by the general female population don't cut it for me anymore.
CIA really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
w-why do you have this?
is this supposed to be me??
>>5227259
no, it's just a coincidence.
>>5227259
"You see, teal is a very common hair color. That's not you."
>>5227259
Yes, I masturbate to you, you filthy slut.