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Anonymous
2017-09-02 09:12:56 Post No.5759229
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I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion No. 9

I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I've been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm, and she made a magic sign
She said, what you need is Love Potion No. 9

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said, I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed that cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed that cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9

Love Potion No. 9
Love Potion No. 9
Love Potion No. 9

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:19:03 Post No.5759257
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>>5759229
I took my stupid stoner ass down to madame rue
You know that gypsy with the weed
She's got a pad down in Boulder, Colorado
Sellin' little baggies of weed

I told her I dig chicks with dicks
I've been this way since a couple years ago when I found four chan
She looked at me with a exasperated expression
And said you need to get laid you faggot

She bent down and turned around and told me to kill myself
She said, just take these drugs and get the fuck out
It didn't smell like weed and was actually heroin and lsd
She just stabbed the needle into me

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed that cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He sent me to jail and they took my anal virginity

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I was forced to suck a benis at shiv point

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed that cop down at Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He sent me to jail and they took my anal virginity

Weed is for sinners
Weed is for sinners
Weed is for sinners

Anonymous
digit/fortune thread 2017-09-02 09:12:13 Post No.5759226
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digit/fortune thread Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:12:13 Post No. 5759226 [Report] [View this topic]

check em

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:26:38 Post No.5759584
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:26:38 Post No.5759584 [Report]

nigger lol

jlwjaw 2017-09-03 12:41:26 Post No.5760233
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jlwjaw 2017-09-03 12:41:26 Post No.5760233 [Report]

>>5759584
Hey! This is nice thread!

Take this rudeness to >>>/b/

Anonymous
2017-09-02 09:05:43 Post No.5759213
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:05:43 Post No. 5759213 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is she so perfect?

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Kappa 2017-09-02 09:07:01 Post No.5759215
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>>5759213
WHY DO U KEEP HER IN UR BASEMENT WIHTOUT CONSENT THATS JUST RUDE

Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:10:38 Post No.5759220
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:10:38 Post No.5759220 [Report]

that is a CHILD

Anonymous 2017-09-03 12:14:31 Post No.5760104
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>>5759220
you're mom is a child

Anonymous
2017-09-02 08:59:34 Post No.5759178
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:59:34 Post No. 5759178 [Report] [View this topic]

just one

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Kappa 2017-09-02 09:01:08 Post No.5759190
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>>5759178
ill take them all thank you :DDD

Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:01:18 Post No.5759192
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haha RIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:02:24 Post No.5759197
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>>5759178
love dis meme

Kappa
2017-09-02 08:55:55 Post No.5759162
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Kappa 2017-09-02 08:55:55 Post No. 5759162 [Report] [View this topic]

BURY PINK IS NOT FOR LEWD !!

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:58:32 Post No.5759175
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lewd is nicest!!

Kappa 2017-09-02 09:00:05 Post No.5759183
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>>5759175
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous
2017-09-02 08:55:30 Post No.5759156
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:55:30 Post No. 5759156 [Report] [View this topic]

me on the right

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:11:15 Post No.5759520
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:11:15 Post No.5759520 [Report]

so we hav to name the band?

>>the two alabama nigers that one to be free

wemerson, o globinho
2017-09-02 08:54:10 Post No.5759151
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wemerson, o globinho 2017-09-02 08:54:10 Post No. 5759151 [Report] [View this topic]

I have suck this woman dick, I am gay?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:55:51 Post No.5759161
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yes, learn to accept it kid, this is war

wemerson, o globinho 2017-09-02 08:58:01 Post No.5759171
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>>5759161
shit

? 2017-09-02 09:30:08 Post No.5759320
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>>5759151
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

Name
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Comment

Your fortune: Outlook good

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QWERTY 2017-09-03 12:24:26 Post No.5760163
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zzz... Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:44:58 Post No. 5759111 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:46:20 Post No.5759118
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>>5759118

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:37:33 Post No. 5759083 [Report] [View this topic]

Poopy butt!!

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:38:19 Post No.5759085
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:38:19 Post No.5759085 [Report]

shut the fuck up

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:45:42 Post No.5759115
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:45:42 Post No.5759115 [Report]

first this >>5759085

then fuck off

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2017-09-02 08:35:04 Post No.5759080
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:35:04 Post No. 5759080 [Report] [View this topic]

LEL
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Lilitu 2017-09-02 08:36:07 Post No.5759082
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>>5759080
I don't like this image very much owo

Kappa 2017-09-02 08:38:29 Post No.5759087
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>>5759080
Delet now.

Anonymous
2017-09-02 08:33:40 Post No.5759078
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:33:40 Post No. 5759078 [Report] [View this topic]

i am gonna pull your butt apart

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Lilitu 2017-09-02 08:34:39 Post No.5759079
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>>5759078
Oh my, use protection.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:39:16 Post No.5759091
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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going XDDDDDDD

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:39:32 Post No.5759092
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Lilitu
2017-09-02 08:25:44 Post No.5759053
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Lilitu 2017-09-02 08:25:44 Post No. 5759053 [Report] [View this topic]

The cat boy X3

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:27:36 Post No.5759060
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>>5759053
hes cute i guess........ ive seen better........

Lilitu 2017-09-02 08:30:32 Post No.5759073
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>>5759060
He's not super cute, but he's silly

Anonymous 2017-09-02 08:38:17 Post No.5759084
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>>5759053
Hi! just a few things I wanna say
1. I'm Skylark
2. You have a very high relateability sense
3. yes I responded to you cause you have a high empathy quotient, 'tis a wonderful thing to see! But I'm not a normal guy, if anything I would assure you that your emotional wavelength is long! :^)