Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 1792. page

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On [s4s], dumb frogposts are considered especially heinous. The dedicated posters who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Frog Force. These are their stories.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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:)

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You make each day a special day. You know how; by just your being you. There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.

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when in doubt, fesh

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so in this board people are so meta and self aware that we are all having a good time and making fun of other places such as /b/ (who is very rude tbh fam) and all laughing while being good friends and ironic right

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new meme: llull

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JEJ

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i fard a popp

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YOU *smack* TEST *smack* TUBE *smack* BITCH!!!! *smack* YOU *smack* DESERVE *smack* TO *smack* SUFFER!!!! *smack*

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am thinking right nwo

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yosho

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The probbbbbbbbblemmm is, Denny, that you prob-uh-blee aren't seeing alrl the poss. If- you are just vieuing [s4s] through the /s4s/ buard, you do not see arll the green poss, all the poss with the lettt-ers in thehr ah dees, or ini thin nummerr less. To-get-her, those make up may be a-but... 40... seven tee persen of [s4s], depennting oun the de. So.. conveazatin will appear dis join--ed and spassic, becuse you will NAWT be gett-inn the pikchur

Ah acsuuu lee juss fleepped ovar ta ta /s4s/ inteface JUSS to make this poss, and it's prreeetttee funny how unintelissible [s4s] iss laik this.

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Blep

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Vaginas are disgusting.

I work in health care. One of my duties at the ambulatory is doing pelvic exams on women. Imagine poor filthy disgusting old women who don't even know what a vagina is much less how to wash it. Imagine having to do a pelvic exam on a fucking bitch who just came in and is Hepatitis C positive, HIV positive, cocaine and weed positive on the same tox screen. You have to feel up her disgusting pussy lips to see if they're "elastic", see if her snatch glands are palpable which means infection, then shove a goddamn speculum up her meat tube only to find out an entire colony of fungus at the back. At any point she can have a pelvic muscle contraction and make the lubed up speculum fly right back onto your FACE, blathering it in STD-ridden bodily fluids. I have to take a brush and shove it into the neck of her uterus, spin it and then smear the contents on a slide. Then I gotta do the same for the area around the uterine orifice. Every time I do that, I have to take the fucking sample-ridden thing out of her slit, literally full of her cells and fluids, and hover it around my general body area until a colleague takes it away from my hand. I swear to god if any of that shit falls on me I'm getting up and taking a dozen showers, woman be damned. Then I throw some products up her snatch to see if they react to cancer. Only then am I allowed to finally close up that hellhole of nature, but I can't just remove the speculum and get the fuck outta there, I gotta slowly close it up before taking it out, otherwise she might feel a little pain. It's always about the fucking woman. What about me? I die a little inside every time I have to do this. What's a little fucking pain?

Gynecologists are the most malignant doctors you'll ever meet. They chose to specialize in women because God knows why; they're literally miserable. You think women are mean to each other because of their bitchy comments? Wait till you see a female gynecologist.