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Dearest Father, please give me love and affection, which I shall require if I am to grow up to be a mentally sane adult.

I shall not give you my love, my daughter, because you creep the piss out of me.

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 11:37:50 Post No.5476021
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>>5476019
and then she grew up to post on this board

Anonymous 2017-06-08 11:40:48 Post No.5476028
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Anonymous 2017-06-08 11:40:48 Post No.5476028 [Report]

>>5476019
how come girls with daddy issues become hote sloots but boys with daddy issues only commission art with penises on everything?

Anonymous 2017-06-08 11:41:31 Post No.5476030
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>>5476028
boys with daddy issues grow up to be girsl (male)

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Anon @ Beech 2017-06-08 11:34:19 Post No.5476013
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Anon @ Beech ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-06-08 11:34:19 Post No. 5476013 [Report] [View this topic]

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Taco Kid 2017-06-08 11:36:02 Post No.5476016
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Taco Kid 2017-06-08 11:36:02 Post No.5476016 [Report]

>>5476013
I really like this image. Can I save it?

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-06-08 12:10:08 Post No.5476097
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-06-08 12:10:08 Post No.5476097 [Report]

>>5476016
I dont care what you do.
The real taco has stars+ other shit in his name.

Anonymous 2017-06-08 12:11:12 Post No.5476099
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>>5476013
This is literally, unironically, the only reason I don't go to nude beaches.

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2017-06-08 10:55:58 Post No.5475976
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G8rH8r 2017-06-08 10:55:58 Post No. 5475976 [Report] [View this topic]

a small plate of ribs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 10:57:01 Post No.5475979
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>>5475976
thats a thick slice of bread you could cut that in half and make a whole sandwich

⭐¤⭐⭐⭐TACO KID⭐⭐⭐¤⭐ 2017-06-08 11:05:07 Post No.5475986
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Now your talking ribs!!!

G8rH8r 2017-06-08 11:06:33 Post No.5475987
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>>5475979
it's texasas toast

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:24:00 Post No. 5475866 [Report] [View this topic]

me hoping for dubs

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:26:25 Post No.5475870
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>>5475866
me when I got dubs

Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:27:55 Post No.5475873
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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:27:55 Post No.5475873 [Report]

nice dubs
please don't destroy [s4s]

Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:30:36 Post No.5475876
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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:30:36 Post No.5475876 [Report]

>>5475866
Nice
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Renko 2017-06-08 09:11:35 Post No. 5475852 [Report] [View this topic]

1. Rick and Morty fans: Cover up small penis anxiety issues by always talking about "smart" stuff like science and philosophy

Otaku: raised on a code of honor, never giving up even when the battle is tough, power of friendship, shadow clone jutsu, family is important, patients is the key to victory....real stuff....the list goes on and on

2. Rick and Morty fans: usually some fat nerd with a beard and glasses to cover up big face who can't get a girflriend and tries to do so by sounding edgy and intellingent. desperately messages your cute nerd gf when your back is turn but still gets ignored lol

Otaku: Learned how to deal with women from Sasuke Uchiha...don't trust these girls, don't love these girls...true ride or die friend who stays in his own lane. Plays Final Fantasy on his PSVita with the girl he's in a polyamorous relationship with (HE's the one getting more action on the side though ??)

3. Rick and Morty Fans: Pretend to be a feminist online but harbor a deep seated hatred for women below the surface.

Otaku: Toradora, Ore Monogatari and Sword Art Online taught us how to treat a woman......With respect, but as equals. I carry the sword, she carries the crossbow, and you look like JUST enough exp to lvl up ;)

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I agree
now stick your sword in my mouth

Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:39:09 Post No.5475883
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>>5475852
that's cool and all but why is that guy holding a sword that looks like a benis and has a shirt with benises on it?

Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:46:05 Post No.5475896
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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:46:05 Post No.5475896 [Report]

Rick and Morty? pshhh, more like... DICK and Morty!!!

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 08:40:46 Post No. 5475824 [Report] [View this topic]

why doesn't anyone say ZOMG anymore?

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:39:00 Post No.5475882
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>>5475824
Newfag get with the times, all the cool kids are saying ZOOMJ now

Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:40:18 Post No.5475884
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>>5475882
this zoomj what kind of boulder has op been living under all this time

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:41:37 Post No.5475887
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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:41:37 Post No.5475887 [Report]

because it's not funny anymore

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 08:12:28 Post No. 5475791 [Report] [View this topic]

Heeeey here's the thread where I'm gonna continue writing that story about Keksandra and Joy & Sadness
https://pastebin.com/ujRF6zqH here's all of it so far

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Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:57:21 Post No.5475909
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Good writing tbh

Anonymous 2017-06-08 10:45:14 Post No.5475954
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>>5475909
thanks
I like keksandra and I really like inside out too

Anonymous 2017-06-08 01:34:42 Post No.5476258
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Okay here we go

Joy, Sadness and Keksandra waited patiently in the elevator as it slowly ascended up towards Headquarters.
"Is your island gonna be okay while you're gone?" Sadness asked Keksandra, who was humming a sweet melody from a movie that Joy couldn't quite put her finger on.
"Oh, it's okay! I just build stuff, all the new memes are made on the island like super cool magic!" Keksandra squealed, bouncing up and down. Her propeller buzzed erratically, threatening to lift her off of her feet. "I'd like to go exploring sometime so I can see what this cool place has!"
"You're gonna love it up here, Keksandra!" Joy chimed in, placing a hand on her shoulder to keep the girl from flying into the ceiling of the elevator. "There's Dream Productions, there's the Train of Thought, there's all these other islands you can check out..."
"CONSOLE FLOOR."
The elevator doors opened, revealing the interior of Headquarters. The console was in view from the elevator, where three other emotions stood, staring at the entrance to the elevator. They looked a little bit peeved.
"Darn it, you two!" Anger shouted. "You promised you'd be back by morning!"
Fear, noticing the stranger standing between their two workmates, instinctively slunk behind Disgust. "A-and you brought a total stranger!?" he stuttered. "Oh, this is bad, this is bad!"
As the purple nerve-shaped emotion ran around in circles before darting off to the manuals, the three girls departed the elevator. "Sorry, sorry, we got caught up in some stuff," Joy apologized, "but we're back now, and we've got a new friend!"