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1st for Ted K, a true hero who did what it took

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Reminder that life is just a Game of Kevs

Any of you lads see the northern lights tonight? it's completely covered in cloud where I live totally gutted. Hopefully I get to see them tomorrow.

>>39613590
>not given Kevs
He has failed you lad

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>>39613598
The UK has northern lights?

>>39613622

Yes m8. We've just had a big solar flare so the aurora has been especially bright. It's visible all the way in in London.

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>>39613598

not tonight but ive seen them once before a couple of years ago on a /nightwalk/ i thought i was about to be abducted my aliens, tactically shat my pants

>>39613622
we call them "blackpool illuminations"

>>39613657
we call them "the hobo's disco"

>>39613530
Something about global tech companies controlling us with data

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>>39613640
That's interesting lad. I just had a look outside and it is pretty cloudy, nice big moon at least.

>>39613686
Nah lad, technology as a whole controlling us

Looking to buy a sex toy lads. I've got the Anri Okita onahole, which is bretty fucking good, but am open to suggestions.

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>>39613622
shetland isles or when the solar flares push the lights south, depends on power of the flare

l should be asleep at this hour.

Poo and willies amiright lads

>>39613763
get a gf you frickin' loser hahahaa

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>>39613792
No it's saturday morning lets PARTY!

>>39613763
Worth buying? Is it actually modeled off her pussy? Is the arsehole any good?

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I'm liking this new meme tbqh.

>>39613842
>tfw you realise it's almost 2am
Thought it was just approaching 12

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>>39613763
>Buying sex toys to fuel the market of degeneracy.
A true patrican without a lust for materialism would use something like:
>the end of multiple pens
>The handle of a hair brush
>a can of deodrant
>their bare hands with a rubber glove.
Its alright to have a sick disgusting fetish as long as you dont force it upon others by supporting capital to such a market that is open to all.

>>39613853
Nice forced meme lad. Care to explain what it means?

>>39613851
Yeah it is designed off her pussy. Though inside is obviously not. Inside is bretty fucking spectacular, areshole is not as good desu. Never was an arse man, but it is bit disappointing. Sorry lad.

A bit short for me desu but I am on the larger side, sometimes can see myself poking through the material and bulging out.

Bonus is the lube you get with it. Magic stuff. It is like a stringy silky stuff. Also a double sided poster of her.

>>39613964
No idea. Just did a cheeky combo of two forced memes.

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twin peaks spoilers
holy shit he is the killer, i felt sorry him aswell

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>>39613530
surprise surprise 191

>>39613979
One day they will model the insides of the pussies...

How large are you exactly? I'm just about 5 inches so will I be okay?

>double sided poster of her
fucking sold

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>>39614015
B L A C K G R A N D MA S

>family buying me free booze tomorrow because they're having family around for some shit
Bonus that. Was just gonna buy it myself anyway.

>>39614015
Season 2 is a fucking travesty. God awful stuff.

>>39614092
First 9 episodes and the finale are decent. It's the bit in between which fails, when lynch left.

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>>39613979
Tell me you don't have a poster of Anri Okita hanging up in your room lad...

Also japs are crazy with their lube

>>39614035
Fuck me, cillaposter.
Fuck your poz cum into my virgin slutty boicunny.

>>39614035
Care to explain the meaning of this meme?

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>>39614172
>Fuck your poz cum into my virgin slutty boicunny.
Alright lads I think that's enough for the day. I'm off to bed, goodnight all

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LADS AND CHAVS I'M CONSTIPATED
HAVEN'T POOPED IN 3 DAYS
NO I'M NOT SEEIN' A DOCTOR
I'M HURTING HELP ARE LAXATIVES A MEME????
WHERE ARE THE ANOREXIC LAXATIVE POPPERS (YOU) ME

>>39614131
I'll never forget the James and Nadine filler. Also that little devil fucker

>>39614057
hahahaha what the fuck I've never seen this

>>39614142
code? plss

>>39614038
not a full sized poster lad. just smaller than an a4 size, glossy. One is her in a half corset and knickers and the other side is a topless one.

I am about 7.5-8 at 5 lad you'll be loving it. It is soft as fuck too so you can shove it down when you blow your load. Go easy on the lube though, only need a bit. I used too much my first time and was a bit disappointed, thinking the hype was bullshit. Toned it down the next time and it's amazing.

>>39614142
I am not that mental. Just telling the lad what you get with it.

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>>39614076
Its nice and all however I cry everytime being the fussy sod I am with booze.
>"Grandads got beer round his there is no need to get any."
>Turn up and its lidl's own rancid shite!
>decide to get on the Jameson's whiskey
>*2 hours later
>tfw I create a full blown argument and a rift between the family that nealry breaks out into fisty cuffs after I dropped some drunken redpills about jews.
>I stick to buying my own booze at family gatherings from now on.

>>39614259
This is like my mum so I'm alright. She asked what I wanted so I just asked for some beer I liked so I'm alright. If it's further outside the family than super direct I always take my own. I even offered for this but she insisted.

>>39614242
MKOP-008
Enjoy it lad, Chitose Saegusa is thicc perfection

>>39613598
Just had a look outside, no northern lights.
I felt betrayed lads, I expect better from you.

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Anyone got any kino recommendations? No reddit films please

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>>39614364
Paris, Texas is one of the best films I've seen lad, depends on your taste though.

My auntie bought me some cheapo polish absinthe. Will that embarrass me in front of my uni friends? I'd rather be drinking some good stuff, like Pernod, but Apsinthion is all we could find in supermarkets.
Anyone know where to get good absinthe in the UK?

>>39614311
thanks lad. for the oringal link

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>>39614183
Nice to see you to see you NICE 21

>>39614183
cillalad moving in on milkcatlads racket

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>>39614296
Yep im a fussy sod when it comes to beer, I will only drink stuff brewed to reinheitsgebot laws so when I get offered a pint of pleb tier beer I just have to refuse and ask for a glass of scotch or cognac instead.
I have no actual idea why im so fussy but I think i can pu it down to 2 things mainly.
>watching conspiracy theroies about gmo's chemicals monsanto and shit.
>sampling god tier bavarian beer that makes every other beer a down right watery froth of disafpointment.

>>39614183
look kid, you're new here..some things are just best left unspoken about.

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>>39614364
>That pic
It's a perfect description of me, what the fuck.

>>39614183
Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?

Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this thread on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique /britfeel/ content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?

Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.

The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig

>>39614653
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and l don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>>39614670
Shut the flip up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to sylveon or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn...

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>>39614415
>absinthe
>good
Pick one?
Ive got two bottles of hapsburg absinthe in my side cuboard right now and the very idea of drinking them is putting me off as they are grim as fuck, I have no sugar left and the idea off drinking them neat let alone with water is off puting as fuck.
And thats comimg from someone who is down to their last can of Tyskike with a craving for more booze.
Dont touch the stuff lad there is far more enjoyable stuff in life that is better and even cheaper, Van gough cut of his ear for a reason lad!
Stay away from the shite.

>>39614780
I had some before and I loved it.
I also enjoy neat Jagermeister and raw chilli peppers with raw onion.

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>>39614653
>>39614670
>>39614701
>>39614780
No one cares about your shitty forced trip meme

>>39614364
funny, that picture pretty much described me except im not a virgin.

>>39614911
>except im not a virgin.
stick to /int/ then normalfaggot
>>>/int/79267054

gonna try to do a sleep but I'll probably be back in an hour

god is a concept
by which we measure our pain

I'll say it again

>>39615249
>said he'll say it again
>didnt say it again
fucking state of /britfeel/

WATCH CLOSELY SONNY, ITS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN

>>39615406
is this 31 year old virgin who lives with 9 romanians anon, by any chance?

>>39615415
No what made you think that? anon who lives with 9 Romanians is one of my favourite obscure posters though. Its such a hilariously tragic tale.

>>39615513
nothing in particular really just a shot in the dark, he always seems to surface just before i go to bed

>>39615010
or what ya fucking faggot? you jealous that i have came inside a nice wet pussy

>>39615612
Is this what /britfeel/ has come to?

>>39615655
normies have always posted here.. you're a newfag

>>39615415
>>39615513
>>39615544

>31 year old virgin who lives with 9 romanians anon

reporting in lads. ready for death as usual. life is terrible

>>39615733
there you are my m8, no sign of improvement then? not trying to be funny, genuine question

>tfw you're famished and find two cans of soup under a pile of dishcloths
Tonight has been a good night.

>>39615010
Britfeel isn't about that lad, cool your jets.

>>39615713
>normies have always posted here
Don't think so pal, you cunts are the reason why most of us left britfeel. Only reason ebin was so popular here was because he was the remenant of a dying breed.

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>>39615733
Poor lad. Leave a note saying we voted to Leave so they can fuck off.

>>39615762
slight improvement in the respect i picked up another 'new' car following the death of my old one - it's a 600 quid 13 year old mondeo of which the exhaust promptly fell off on thursday night, so i have to fix it already.

in any case the acquirement of transport means i can actively seek new accommodation so i hope to be moving away from the slavs in the very near future. moving from the slavs should be an improvement, however i'll still be a hollow mess inside. it never gets better. alcohol helps

>>39615879
>>39615713
What's the definition of a normie? If you're not a virgin are you automatically a normie?

My great uncle was in the U.S military and said he once had to retrieve a crashed UFO from the jungles in South America

>>39615879
stop chatting pure shit. normie is such a retarded label and utter projections. i personally think tilde is more normal than me because he can can hold down a job.

>>39615914
apparently so. you could be biggest freak in the world, but you will automatically be a normie if you have had sex

>>39616031
I'd consider myself a failed normie because I used to be fairly popular and sociable but I havent had sex in 5 years and barely leave the house now

>>39616062
i think im a normie recluse. im can make friends pretty easily although i prefer to be on my own most of the time

hello. any other fellow normies up at this time?

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>>39616269
yeah haha just came back from a night on the LASH, just fucked some big titted bird with the lads

>>39616269
Yes mate just checking the thread while racking up some lines with Deano at this sick party bruv.

>>39616291
>>39616306
nice lad, you have done me proud.

Lads I HAVE to go to church this sunday. I cant keep putting it off.

>>39616269
Aye lad got up early to finish packing before I move to my student flat later

It's that time again lads, temporary bliss. Night

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Literally just chunned in my bin having a bensons for the first time in a about 6 months lads, is this shit normal or purely withdrawal syptoms that are coming back to my grim as fuck dirty habbit of smoking.
>tfw have a pretty much a fresh 20 pack sitting in my draw to get through in which i cant even remember buying from some night out where i wasted nearly 300 quid on mostly coke and hookers ans cant remember jack shit of it.

>>39616680
Maybe smoke something less disgusting.

>feel an intense desire to do some butt play and prostate massaging for the first couple of hours after waking up
>completely lose the desire to sub as the day goes on
N-Nothing to worry about right lads?

>>39616832
You probably wake up horny which gives you degenerate desires

>>39616852
I still have degenerate homolust as the day draws on. It just switches from wanting to take a cock to be the one giving it.

Bit quiet tonight lads

>>39617184
Summers over the underage and unifaggots have fucked off back to their glorified day care centres. All is fine again.

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So take a look at me now
Well there's just an empty space

why did the Unabomber target random innocent people though

>>39617394
Wasn't he just completely disillusioned with modern life and drank some hardcore anarchy brew? Nothing quite causes panics like endangering civilians.

>mate if very clearly getting catfished
>don't know how to tell him

He's been talking to her for about 5 months

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>>39617394
Because if anyone is more deserving apart from the polticans and jews in international finace, its the bloddy lemming normies who happily accept such shite and put up with the modern world!
They deserve to be killed off due to their slave like acceptance of materialism its just a natural sytem of survival of the fittest!

Ted did nothing wrong lad he was a good man and was simply enlighted on the dangers of high technolgy, and saw the threat that is posed towards us, if we carry on down the path of high technolgy we are destined towards the grave as a race of people and species as a whole.
Call ted a nutter and a mad man all you want but he was fucking based and well aware of the problems of socitey that we currently face.

Carry on making them fertliser bombs Ted your a good man in my book, fuck the normies who are destroying our world they bloddy deserve it for going along with it!

>>39617891
Reported to Mummy May lad

With a bit more effort I could live such a better life.

Why when it is so easy do I not do it? I suppose anyone could say it, but I really annoy myself.

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Literally seeing the sun rise lads for the first time in a long bloddy time in years lads, its a great experince that i wish I could see more often and bloddy will do to be honest as its something im very much lacking in my life at the moment.

It sure is a great thing to see despite the neet life reviews of waking up at miday of and slothing about as a slob but despite that, seeing the beauty of the sunrise with the bids chirping and the the sky red sure is a bloddy fantastic experince of life despite what the commoners of this board say.
It should be whole heartedly embraced despite the life styles that put off such an idea of living a life of saxcrifice and effort.

>>39618226
Lack of motivation? I felt the same way for the past through years, I was comfy where I was working a low effort part time job just playing video games but it got to me and I'm forcing myself to go to uni this year. Who knows how long I'll last

>>39618336
>I'm forcing myself to go to uni this year. Who knows how long I'll last
same

actually fucking terrified tbqh. Can't to terms with the idea of sharing a kitchen area with 5 other people and being forced to actually socialise

oh well, at this point, the only other option would be to off myself

>>39618455
I was worried at first but I've met most of my flat mates now and they're all pretty decent. Hope they don't think I'm weird because I'm taking a TV and game consoles to my room though

>>39618336
>>39618455

I think motivation and actually pushing yourself is the majority of the issue with things, I realised that most things I put off are actually OK and even good, and the more effort I put in, the better reward and feels.

For most people, their life is what they make it. I just wish I could stop being such a lazy cunt, luckily I get by with minimal effort.

>>39618518
you've met them already? Are you already in your accommodation?

i don't go until the 13th

>>39618555
Nah we have a group chat and we had a spoons meet the other day. I move out in a few hours

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>>39618203
Yes lad you do that for all of your megre shite exitance is worth, surely its great knowing that you were very much a crusader knight for the abolition of the freedom of speech.

I tell you what lad revel in the astonishment of the aboltion of free speech and embrace the idea of a world of cencorship like that of soviet Russia or 1984 such an idea sure sounds wonderful to me lad i just cant get enough of the idea.
To think a place like this we should not be able to post in its down right disgutsting and should by no means be allowed.

So lad you know what carry on and report me to GCHQ, I literally couldnt give a flying fuck if i was arrested for having a deep desire of wanting to hang every bloddy trechrous politican from a lamp post by their neck until they were cold and blue so be it i couldnt give a fuck the cunts deserve it for betraying the people of this nation for selling out to the powers of international finace for their own selfish means of materialism!

>>39618518
Why would they? Seems perfectly normal, I'd offer the others to play though, maybe even buy some other game the others can play with you, even the most crap games can be fun with others

>>39618576
I feel like you don't belong here

>>39618580
Yeah I mostly play NBA and FIFA but also weebshit. I have Switch too so I might pick up NBA2K on that to play with other people, saves me buying another controller

>>39618593
Not you again Lad

>>39618593
I've posted here since 2014 lad, I was in the very first threads, been a NEET ever since. It gets to you so much you force yourself to go out of your comfort zone though. Just thinking to myself in a year I'd be 25 and accomplished nothing is a sad feeling

>>39618596
Just out of curiosity? Will you be driving to Uni?

If not, how are you gonna take all your shit back when you go home for holidays and stuff? I'd seriously advise against leaving your ps4/TV/etc at your accommodation

>>39618596
Fifa will probably be a winner lad

>>39618613
Uncle is giving me a lift, but I'm studying in my city so I'll just stay in my accomodation all year except christmas. Taking stuff back shouldn't be so bad at the end, I'll just take it over the span of a few days.

>>39618577

Have a day off mate.

>>39618613
Not him but most students take a TV and every lad I've met took a console. I can't imagine not having one on days when there's nothing to do, I'd be bored out of my mind.

>>39618613
Leave them there?

>>39618664
the thing is, I'll be going home on the train when I need to (three hour journey) and i don't think it'd be a good idea to leave my ps4 and a tv in my accommodation when nobody will be there but it'll be pretty difficult to take it all home with me

>>39618745
Is your accom not insured?

>>39618745

How big's your telly lad

>>39618771
no

>>39618787
like 28"

>>39618745
Just buy a cheap used TV off Gumtree, I'm sure you could fit your PS4 in your bag

>>39618745
Your room locks, right?

If someone breaks in to nick your tv then call the police

>>39618814

How's that gonna be difficult to take with you? I'm assuming it's a flatscreen.

>>39618745
You're going to regret not having a console or TV unless you literally have plans for every single day

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>>39618634
Aye the very idea is indeed tempting, ive been awake for about 3 days straight and am literally off my fucking nut son!

However to simply go into the shallow end regarding my convcions would be a disgraceful act of dishonour one in which I never hope to commit.i
Im beyond the idea of cencorship and sensivity, I take life as it is and word for word, I reject the idea of "safe spaces" and very much see life as a harsh cunt that is unforgiving in almost every sense and try to emrace that concpt without molly cuddling such ideas.

>>39618842
not taking with me, it's a problem taking it home in a suitcase (on the train)

you fuck it, i'll probably just leave it in my accommodation and hope no one steals it

>>39618870
desu, I could live without my PS4, I'd still have my laptop

Does anyone know if it's possible to take cash out at a ATM if you're in overdraft?

>>39618879

And how's that originally working out for you?

>>39618923

Only one way to find out famalam!

>>39618923
Yeah it's fine if it's agreed overdraft

>>39618923
If you haven't agreed it in advance, it will just spit your card back out

>>39618947
Don't know if I want to risk the trek lad
>>39618961
>>39619008
Cheers lads yeah it's agreed

I've been wanking with my hand for some 15 years. Should I buy an onahole lads?

>>39619099
Do you have deathgrip lad? A loose onahole will fix that

Any bros here from Northern Ireland? I'm In banbridge but I'd be up for meeting anybody who lives close desu

>>39619037

Morning missions are the one. Get yourself a mcmuffin while your out geez

>>39619158
What do they have against bridges lad?

Equifax has been hacked. If you've ever had a credit check you've been doxxed.

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>>39618935
Despite all odds its workin out great lad!
>I reject ideas of material wealth, im comfy without such burdens in life.
>I literally work to survive, and couldnt give a shit about silly material asparations in life.
>I keep to a daily schedule of exercise and am healthy despite my life style that many would turn their noses up at and waste by being sloths.
>literally say politcally incorect shit with out a care in the world, it would honeslty be great if GCHQ would knock on my door as it would justify my autism for fucking off to a cabin in the woods and shutting out socitey for the rest of my life.

>>39619216

Good for you laddo. You have some virtuous qualities. Bollocks to what rest of them. Just don't go blowing anyone up eh?

>>39615121
that actually went okay
this is nearly a normal time to get up

>really vivid dream of being raped by two guys
>they weren't even cute
Fucking hate me brain I do.

>>39619354
sounds like it's mutual

>>39619365
But who started this little civil war? The retard or the brain?

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Post Rare Lads

>>39619392

The parents' genetics.

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>>39619401
tfw no lads

>>39619401
Origami two

are you supposed to butter all-butter scones?

>>39619417
Makes sense. I'm the end product of my father losing his virginity at 24.

>>39619401
>tfw you forget to post a picture

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>>39619426
>>39619447
Holy fuck origami two

>>39619443
It'd be awfully dry without it lad

>>39619445

That must have been a bloody awkward conversation.

Is it weird to have a lot of a drastically different tastes and hobbies. Some of my interests include:
>hiphop
>kpop and jpop
>anime
>clubbing
>video games
>sports

I think it's the reason why I find it so easy to make friends but it constantly gets at me that I don't truly have a hobby I'm completely devoted to

>>39619482
Found out from one of his mates when he was smashed in the pub.

>>39619501
>haha, us normies amirite
>it's weird not being autistically obsessed with one thing, huh?

Fuck you too buddy

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>>39619513
That's not what I was trying to say

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>>39619401
I prefer rare mates

>>39619511

Now that's what I call juicy gossip. I bet you found that hilarious!

>>39619620
I felt it explains a lot about me and my relationship with me daa

>>39619652
Do you and yer daa get on?
Lad seems pretty chill if he's taking you out to the pub with his mates.

My daa had a failed marriage and 2 kids he never sees over in Ireland before he met my ma. Now he's 60, no friends, just my mum and only me and my brother who both have separate lives and I only visit once a week.

I feel bad for my dad, but then I know that's my future too. I've got a misses and a kid on the way, and my 'best friend' is pretty much absent in my life outside of work, and I don't even count him as a friend at this stage, merely a bloke I work with.

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>>39619501
"I find it so easy to make friends"
Evacuate the premisis chad spy we have undercover robot adgents tracking you down at this very moment, you best evacuate the premisis we have an operative planning to take you at this very moment!
Tfw hobbies are:
>painting and playing tabletop minatures in my own.
>reading occult literature and using magik circle ritulas to curse people I fucking hate in life.
>collecting rare tea and fancy tea sets.
>ammasimg my knowledge on politics, Philosophy, ecnomics etc by reading books.
>sampling diffrent booze from across the world.

>>39619810
>Drinking alcohol

Out norman

>>39619810
>painting and playing tabletop minatures in my own.
I don't play tabletop games, but I love building and painting the warmhammer models (and other models, Gundam, Army, vehicles etc.)

>>39613530
>tfw for the past few months have bad case of hypochondria
>tfw always convinced I have some disease and am gonna die soon
>tfw this stops me from living my life

I don't know what to do lads, feel like I'm going crazy over this

>>39619742
The only time I see my daa is when he invites me to the pub mate. Only other times is when he wants money or a hand with DIY stuff. Still, yours seems a little worse desu.

Lid-er-ally just woke up from a dream about going out with a cute girl. Sat on my knee on the bus, held hands, cuddled, kissed.

Fuck this world honestly, I don't need this shit, it's my birthday too and I want to cry. Now I've got to travel 4 hours to a fucking wedding. FUCK.

>>39619158

Potato not required.
Remove potato.

>>39619913
My dad's only happiness is when he talks about my brothers kids. It's so sad.

>>39619940
Happy birthday la'

>got a wedding.
I'm at the stage where I don't go to family things unless it's my brother, mother or father organizing it.

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>>39619940
>Dreamt last night about oneitis
>wake up as she was hugging me
>could smell her perfume, feel her soft sweater against me, her tight hug

Why are dreams so real

>>39619940

Happy birthday anon remember that death comes for us all, some sooner than others

>>39620014
You should be there for him more. He'd probably appreciate it.

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Literally just sat down with my parents to have brekfast for the first time in about a year, and only for me to break out into uncontainable autistic drunken laugther over some song about pikeys i remembered from a couple of days ago.

They are going to have me sectioned any minute i just know it lads, its coming one of these days!
I mean they have already heard me:
>try to justify that hitler did nothing wrong and that the jews deserved to kicked out of europe.
>say karzadich did nothing wrong in wanting to remove kebab turkroaches and establish a serbian ethnostate.
>justify the partioning of india in which muzzies deserved to get kicked out of hindu lands for being muzrats.
>Say that the allied leaders should be hanged for their war crimes.

Im treading in very muddied waters i know yet I just cant help being quiet and not speaking my mind, i feel as if i didnt i would just feel even worse.
God help me if i ever got a job in the public sector, I wouldnt last a day.

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>>39619555
Well I prefer cunts

>>39620279
stop it i'm agreeing too hard

Anyone else in this thread? Is thread kill?

I'm here but I have nothing valuable to say

>>39620460

Alright m8 hows it going?

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>>39620478
Pucker day planned, whole family is leaving the house, got tones of booze left over, bag of fancy crisps and some chocolate, you lads want to come over and get steamed?

No poofters

>>39620460

Everyone is sleeping off their respective hangovers after a night out with the lads and chatting up fit birds.

lad weed lmao

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>>39620499
I'm not inclined to believe you but those kevs at the end of your post do had some legitimacy to your claim

>>39620491

I would but I need to grab a few winks at some point. Been sniffing gear all night and the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours was a bowl of frosted shreddies.

These captchas are really doing my nut in.

i wanked to bbc cuck porn for the first time today. help me.

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>>39620523
>These captchas are really doing my nut in

Fucking understatement there lad, fuck street signs, fuck cars, fuck house numbers, but most of all fuck the minute timer between posts

>>39620550

chat shit blud

>>39620557

>select all squares with vehicles
>not a fucking vehicle in sight

Are you having a giraffe? Pull the other one! Bunch of wind up merchants. I don't even get why it's needed on /r9k/

>>39620523
>>39620557
Use legacy captcha, just type a couple of words

>>39620608
>>39620557
>>39620523
Buy a pass you silly goyim

>>39620618

Fuck off back to Stamford Hill ye bleedin' shylock!

pain au chocolat and coffee for brekkie

Going the safari park in a bit. I bought an unlimited pass. I go on my own and spend the day say in my car with the deer and rhinos. Have butties s we have our lunch together.

The employees all know me now. Setting off at 9.45 (opens at 10)

Pretty comfy day.

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>>39620715
This is like the neet version of making it, good on you lad, keep it up

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Who here carrying on the "sesh" as the normies call it and going on into the daybreak of tommrow.
>tfw havent slept in 3 days.
>tfw drinking vile absinthe with water that an anon reminded me of. (thanks for ruining my life much appreciated lad.)
>tfw got a cup of tea on the go to keep me awake.
>tfw when ive chunder dragoned my guts into my bin multiple times.
>tfw have started tripping and thinking I have bugs crawling over and in my arms.
>tfw im bursting into fits of laughter and tears over nothing randomly.

And there i was asking a few days ago if sleep derivation really got you high, as i was bursting to get high with fuck all money.
Im not even sure how to finish such a sentance, i some what enjoy it yet feel dead inside.
Im gonna carry on my experiment for as long as I can mind you and report back my results of sleep deprivation to you anons.

who here /buyingpillsfromIndia/? My IBS has got worse so I'm trying a drug the NHS won't prescribe for it. While I'm at it I've also ordered a load of generic Cialis because that shit's about 8 quid a pill here

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O-O-ORDERRRR! 17

>>39620746
Post your eyes. Specifically the size of the bags under them.

>>39620741
Thanks mate. It's the best fiver a month I ever spent. I just avoid the baboons because they would wreck my car.

My favourite bit is the rhinos. They're bros and just eat grass. Completely none agro.

Got egg and cress sandwiches and might even go to the sea lion show. Weather is poor so the animals are usually less active. I love the summer by the deer watering hole when thryre in mating season. So much going on. I just park for hours and all the normies with kids get angry and have to go around me

>>39620779

That tie looks a bit queer.

>>39620773
>Indian pills
>for IBS
Are you sure they won't make it worse?

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AND SUDDENLY, AMERICA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

>>39620811
American music is always so cringeworthy

>>39620798
This right here lad, fuck the normies, animals seem chill, but fuck baboons, you got the good deal right there

>>39620816
Americans are the best argument we have for stopping Europeans mass mixing with each other.

>>39620773
Buscopan worked for my IBS initially. Over time it had less effect so I'm off them now. Is yours stress induced too?

>Do the washing up because I'm feeling charitable
>"too busy to dry up too??"
last time I do that

lads how much do you pay for your weed?

i'm considering just ordering some off the dark web. My current dealer gives me shit prices and shit quality

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what do we do about these god damn anglos?

>>39620854
50 bongs, I think it might be to high but my dealer tells me its the good shit

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>>39620779
Where do you get your ties from Bercow poster, that is one thing in life I must suss out before i die im guessing they are from Duchamp?
The very same place Harry Hill and that bloke off embarising bodies get there shirts from, its reknowned for its outlandish formal wear am I right lad?
>tfw to obese to get one of there shirts to fit me.

>>39620809

Like most IBS treatments they're not actually for IBS. They're for chemo-induced nausea but for some reason have been shown to be effective in IBS.

>>39620830

To an extent but not hugely.

>>39620854

Where are you ordering from? I used to get valium off AB but that's gone now

>>39620892
traderoute, the prices for weed are reasonable and it's high quality stuff as well

>>39620869
how much do you get for 50 pounds?

Is it weird to take a 32inch TV to my Uni halls accommodation?

>>39620715
Sounds really nice lad, hope you have a lovely day. Everyone here should have lovely days today.

>>39620953
Why do you need such a massive tv? You'll just sit further away than a small tv.

>>39613530
>Read The Unabomber Manifesto
but seriously he was right

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>>39620789
No way lad I have reknowned Dennis Healey eybows and would never post my eyes out of fear of being doxxed, due to my massive busshy eyebrows that are near enough my trademark of who i am.

But they are pretty kike tier mind you to the point where they are propper puffy and look like ive been up all night counting money, not major mind you as I have seen them worse in the past whilst on a non stop ecstacy weekender at camber sands butlins gurning my nut off to house music for about 3 days straight. But they are deffinetly worrying to say the least lad.

>>39620977
it's the TV I have in my bedroom currently

>>39621019

Trim them, you filthy mong.

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morning lads
how are you all doing?

>go to make tea
>no milk
bit shit desu but made crumpets

>>39621019
GET YA BROWS OUT F' THE LADS

>>39613530
got a JSA interview soon lads, should get 55 bennies a week.

Been reading up online about it and am wondering if anyone has advice? I heard that you can negotiate your "agreement" with your coach so that you don't have to search for as many jobs as they want you to if you think it's unreasonable. Any truth to this?

>>39621140
The people you'll be speaking to are AO grade, they have no authority to make decisions and are under such tight KPIs that they'll not waste time calling a manager

Negotiating with these drones is ill-advised

>tesco shopping order due at 4pm
>hungry now
nobody told me life would be this hard

>>39621153
this reminded me of circa 2012 when Tesco did 30 off 60 quid online order + free delivery vouchers. good times mane.

>>39621151
Will I be able to negotiate in the future after the interview?

>>39621153

I just had a couple of cheese and ham toasties. I feel alive again.

>>39621179

TFW people still believe it's an "agreement"

>>39621179
Unlikely, all they will care about is hitting their targets because that's what their mid-year review will be based on

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>"tour guide" in German is "Reisefuhrer"

How do I get my dad to stop listening to bollywood? He thinks it helps him keep with "muh culture" but it's so shit.

>>39621279
just play tunak tunak tun on repeat until he's sick of it all

>>39621285
He does that anyway. He spent 1.5 years listening to Abhi mujh mein kahin on loop for a good 3 hours each day.

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Why eat a traditional breakfast when a whole packet of party rings is more filling and is only 500 calories.

>>39621300
sounds like he gets a lot from it desu, just leave him be and listen to your own music through earphones so it doesn't bother you anymore

I'm taking my PS4 to Uni...

with ONE controller (I only have 1 controller)

will normies hate me because they can't play?

>>39621279
your dad has got to go

>>39621365
normies have their own controller due to fifa

>>39621365
they'll hate you regardless

>>39621365

Can't please everyone m8

>>39621365
No one will want to play PS4 in your room anyway

Off to spoons for a brekkie

>>39621433
>w-wwant to come and play PS4 with me guys?
>opens the door to his dark, dank room that stinks of cum and sweat and the duvet cover looks visibly crusty
>'nah mate we're good'
>gossip then makes the rounds about dirty anon

Can someone explain why people keep posting the same images and catchphrases with a rising number in every thread

>>39621499
nice post time lad

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>>39621365
I brought my 360 and two controllers but no one wanted to play with me anyway.

>>39621551
huh yeah haha

>>39621416
>>39621433
>>39621478
fuck sake lads

thanks for the encouragement

>>39621365
I'm only taking one, but all my room mates are girls and from what I've seen from our group chat, literal stacies

beans on toast, national dish

>>39621630
Here's a tip lad.

If a girl is into gaming then she will have a console/pc for it already. The only reason a girl would ask to play, or agree to play a 2p game is if she is into you.

>>39621365
Same goes for guys too.

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>>39621663
>beans
check out this posh cunt, pic related is a working mans meal

Lads. When I send an email they can't see my gmail picture can they? If so I just messaged my course tutor with an anime pic

>>39621630
wait, you have a flat of all girls? I thought it had to be atleast a 4/2 gender split (most being 3/3)?

about to commit to purchasing a new box of cereal
just finished some cheerios so what do I get next?

>>39621723
They can on Jewgle plus.

>>39621723
who cares? your tutor won't care nor will even know what it is

>>39621723
>>39621742

Fucking seriously? Don't bullshit lads I thought that was just for your profile and shit.

Fuck.

>ex gf I haven't spoken to for 3 years sent me a friend request
What do?

off to my sisters wedding lads, been a while since i've had to test my fake happiness skills so hopefully i dont look like i want to kill my self

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>>39621800
don't worry lad, you can't be as bad as Ebin

Doomed to a life of misery.

>>39620279
Lad lad lad hide your power level. You need to be careful with revealing shit like this, they will treat you as a looney and lock you up

That being said I really enjoyed reading your posts, you seem like a sound lad

>>39621800
Don't worry lads, I went to my sister's wedding as well. Fortunately the comedians we hired made the whole night amazing, even though I'm not very social.

Father keeps ringing me on my mobile. If i'm not on skype it means I don't want to talk for fuck sake. Wouldn't mind but he chucked me out of his house a year ago and i never spoke to him for 5 months.

>>39621796
Do you want her on your friends list? If yes then accept, if no then decline. Pretty simple lad.

Also fuck off, kikebook is literally the most normie website out there.

GOING TO KILL SLAVS GOING TO KILL SLAVS GOING TO KILL SLAVS GOING TO KILL SLAVS

>>39621883
>Also fuck off, kikebook is literally the most normie website out there
Fucking everyone uses facebook you hermit. You're seen as a freak if you don't.

>>39620836
Who bothers with that shit lad, just let it dry on its own. Doesn't take long

>>39621834
Just think. That squat old goblin managed to shit out 4 children.

>>39621896
I made a facebook account like 6 years ago and had it for no more than five whole minutes before deleting it because I had no use for it. How could you possibly need a facebook account unless you're a fucking normie with tons of friends?

>>39621963
Because I have friends to talk to, I'm in group chats where we arrange outings and post le epic funny memes and such.

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>wake up at midday
>only have to be awake and conscious of my existence for at least eight hours before I can sleep again

Perfect

Going to ask mum about fixing up a shelf in my room, probably going to upset her

>>39621741
The mini shredded wheat that are filled with stuff like apricot or blueberries. The golden syrup and raisin varieties are the best. Weetos are good too lad

>>39621976
kys lad, you don't belong here

>>39621896

>You're seen as a freak if you don't.

Says who? The trendy police? Either use it or don't. Do whatever the hell you want to do but at least show some independent thought while you're at it.

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>>39621896
I have a facebook I think. Not been on it in over 5 years though, can't remember the password or email address I used to create it.

Anytime someone says something about adding me I just tell them I haven't got one. Their issue if they want to judge me.

>>39621976
Whasapp, kik, imessage, texting.

Don't need facebook lad really. Stop hiding your normie levels.

>>39622014
>says who
Normies

>>39622019
>Don't need facebook lad really
I use it for messaging, quick news updates, I advertised a room in our house on facebook, I'm in uni group chats. It's useful.

>>39621992
Reminder that no one wants you here. Reminder that you have your own shitty little board to go to now.

>Been on 0 nic on my vape for the last month. Feel like I can finally give up.
looking up vape juice right now

>>39622035

>normies made me do it
>it's quite handy actually

For heaven's sake lad, grow a pair and put one on the end of it.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a10

>>39622049
He explained the uses that facebook can have. What argument do you have against using facebook for things like that?

>>39622049
I don't have a burning hatred of normies like you

>>39622061
>he explained the good things that islam offers, what argument do you have against becoming a muslim for things like that?
Islam (at least theoretically) looks down on or outright bans drug use universally, but I don't convert to it because I'm not a fucking paki, goatfucker, sandnigger subhuman. Likewise Facebook can be useful for certain things, but I don't use it because I'm not a fucking normie.

>>39622064
That's because you do what they say so they don't belittle you and call you freak.

You're a worst cunt.

My puppers birthday is in a week lads, gonna make it his best day ever

>>39622084
Good lad, got any pics of your doggo?

>>39622084
Fuck dags.

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>>39622078
Wow is this what advanced autism looks like?

>>39622078
>comparing facebook to islam
Please keep talking it's getting hilarious

>>39622083
But it's not that big a deal, I'm not selling my soul to fit in. It's just a social media account.

I can't make facebook account because i need a phone number.

>>39622104
>normiebook

hahaha

>>39622061

None at all. People are free to do what they choose. I was merely pointing out that succumbing to peer pressure is not the greatest of reasons.

>>39622064

Who said I hate normies? Some of my best friends are normies who are forever failing to convince me that I need to make a facebook account.

>>39622104
Pretty sure you don't NEED a phone number to make a facebook account. It's been pestering me to add it for years and I never do.

Also I don't know how you get through life without a phone.

>>39622102
No. You're just selling your private information to the highest bidder.

>>39622104
You don't need a phone number.

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>>39622091
Shit loads of them lad, heres one
He likes to sleep with his head on the pillow like a person

>>39622123
>Pets on furniture
Fucking disgusting lad, I hope you get dog aids and your doggo dies a horrible death.

>>39622135
>>39622096
alright kyle settle down

>>39622122
You're sounding like Alex Jones now

>>39622135
t. subhuman paki scum

>>39622123
Damn that's a cute dog lad, he looks like he's a good friend. What breed?

>>39622135
Seek help

>>39622035
>I use it for messaging, quick news updates, I advertised a room in our house on facebook, I'm in uni group chats. It's useful.
Fair enough mate, each to their own innit.

>>39622135
Ebin getting angry at pets again.

>>39622123
He's adorable, I hope he has a great birthday

>>39622140
I'm all for pets and shit, but fucking come on lad, don't let those filthy fucking things on your bed/couch etc. Imagine I went for a shit, and then sat on your couch naked lad without wiping my ass.

Enjoy dog shit diseases.

>>39622146
Nah I'm white lad. I like dogs (except small yippy cunts, but not on furniture yo)

>>39622149
>implying I'm that fucking failure or a human.

>>39622147
Thanks lad, hes a lab and turning 2

>>39622152
Cheers, gonna take him on a hike, hopefully the weather holds up and he can go for a swim too

>>39622159
Show us on the doll where the dog touched you lad

>>39622159
I bet you're a crusty NEET filthier than every dog there is.

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>>39622165
I thought he might be a lab but he looked more compact that most. Maybe because he's young? Or just the angle

I really want a dag lads

>>39622169
>tfw a dog cock blocked me because a girl I was banging didn't have a lock on her bedroom door.
That's as close as doggo trauma I have.

>>39622171
>employed, has GF, showers daily, keeps a clean house.

Okay lad.

>>39617583
be watching an episode of catfish next time they come to yours.talk about seeing it before and people getting tricked make a joke and ask if they've met the person they're talking to.

>>39622199
No, you're a gross NEET covered in faeces who's scared of a puppy.

>>39622195
>tfw no japanese akita or husky.
Feels bad lad.

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>Dear Tennant
>On last months inspection it was noted you had not kept the garden in a satisfactory condition by cutting the grass
>Please rectify this issue for next inspection in November

Ah yes I wonder why the person working 45 hours a week has not cut the grass hmm yes really activates my almonds.

>>39622199

Why tell lies on the internet?

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>>39622195
Should get one lad, theyre great
Its a lot of work, especially at first to train and socialise them right but so rewarding

Got your eye on any particular breed?

>>39622211
>45 hours a week
No excuses lad, my lawn is nice and mowed and I work 55 hours a week.

Lads how do working class cafes work

Do I go up to the counter and order or do I sit at a table and order
too autismo for this

just want a nice hearty full english

>>39622225
You probably don't have all the responsibilities I do.

>>39618324
why not stay up through the night watch the sunrise then go to bed. i enjoyed that during my NEET spell.

are you a "dot dot dot" or an "ellipses" person?

>>39622227
>not constructing your own working class cafe for a fraction of the price

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Why are cats and horses allowed to shit where they like but dogs and humans can't?

>>39622241
Cats shit in litter boxes though.

>>39622227

>walk up to the counter
>"alright treacle?"
>*nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
>"i'll have a belly buster and a cuppa please luv"
>"be a good girl chuck us a cheeky black puddin while your at it darling"
>stick a crumpled 20 squid note between her tits
>"keep the change beautiful"
> ;)

>>39622264
except for when they are roaming around outside for days on end

>>39622227
Just go in, sit down and check out the menu, see what they have. Go up to the counter to order and pay. They'll bring your drink over and after a bit they will bring your grub.

Just look out when you're there and see if anyone else has cutlery brought over to them. If not there will likely be a table with cutlery and sauces on and you'll collect them yourself. .

Once you're done, just stand up and walk out.

>>39622264
Outside, cats shit where they like. On as many gardens as you like. And you have no right to complain apparently. But if a dog shit on your lawn now you can complain?

And horses are allowed to shit where they feel like but if I started shitting in the road I'd probably get arrested.

>>39622207
Again, I'm not Ebin.

>>39613763
Where can I find one in the UK lad?

>>39622227
just walk in and ask. then go sit down. some places might bring it to you others call out. just take note of what's happening around you.

>>39622278
>And horses are allowed to shit where they feel like but if I started shitting in the road I'd probably get arrested.

This fucks me off so much. There is a fucking horse loving dickhead at work who always says "they only eat hay so it's fine, their poo isn't harmful at all"

Alright then Donna, I'll eat nothing but hay for 3 days and then do a shit on your front doorstep, you better not fucking complain about it.

>>39622301
But human poo might contain human diseases, where as horse poo won't contain human diseases. right? Also, horse toilets aren't a thing