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1st for audrey

>>39603630
Used to fantasise about having this watch so I could steal Pokemon cards and televisions

I was an innocent boi

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>>39603843
Showing Sophie poster what a proper 3D waifu looks like

>6 minutes left till I can leave this shithole
Still like 50 minutes on the bus but I'll probably fall asleep.

>>39603803
No, this is clearly a multi-layered conspiracy brought upon me by a group of jealous 3D waifu posters. Rest assured, I have prepared for their hitmen.

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>>39603843
>>39603854
3rd for Audrey

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I must get out once in a while
Everything is starting to die
The dust settles, the worms dig
Spiders crawl over the bed

I must get out once in a while
I eat all day and now I'm fat
Yesterday's meal is hugging the plates
You never wash up after yourself

My uni flatmates i've met on facebook are all normies. it's hopeless

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>>39603843
>>39603854
>>39603877
big up the audrey lads

Why didn't Bernard rob banks and rape everyone?

>>39603896

Maybe they'll help you grow up young mollusc.

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>>39603788
BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'

>>39603848
>so I could steal Pokemon cards and televisions
Cuuuuute
>>39603896
Haha ur screwed
>>39603843
>>39603854
>>39603877
>>39603903
This cancer will be cut of of /britfeel/

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>>39603921
>he doesn't want audrey to step on his balls

>>39603916
A true alpha male who takes what he wants, when he wants.

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>>39603848
remember in the good olds days when you use to play pokemon cards for cards and money

>>39603931
>he doesn't want audrey to twist his balls into a knot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUtDwWp17tM

Who /PLYMOUTH UNIVERSITY/ here?

>>39603969
I've got a mate there, I feel sorry for you both

>>39603978
It's actually a really nice cosy city and a nice uni to go to albeit mediocre from an academic perspective

>visit my aunt who's the only successful person in my family
>haven't met in years, used to be really close
>get jealous as fuck
>tfw a terrible person

>>39603998
I went to a mediocre ex-poly myself lad, I was just talking about the city itself. From what he's said it's a bit of a shithole

What you studying?

>>39603460
>>39603460
>>39603460

Please give me support I'm lowkey worried

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>>39603778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKD8sVVTEAA

>>39604043
>lowkey
Fucking dropped

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Evening lads.
Digits are the number of minutes I spend in the shower contemplating life.

>>39604043
See a dentist lad.
Don't worry, they don't bite.
although you might

Post waifus

>>39604059
>fucking dropped
Pestilent ting

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>>39603931
>he doesn't want to impregnate audrey and become hotel co owner were you sit around and smoke cigars, with a cup of morning joe and the finest cherry pie.

>>39603935
Never actually played he card game just collected the cards
Didn't know anyone who played actually

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>>39604069
>69
Try not to get too kinky in there haha

Post tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZCKlsoLIk

Made a load of new mates at uni. This will be the last day I post here. It's been a fun almost 3 years

>>39604199
see you tomorrow Iad

>>39604215
I'm afraid not lad, I move into my flat tomorrow and 4chan is blocked

>>39604223
>and 4chan is blocked
>what is vpn

>>39604230
I'm not paying for a vpn to access the chan lad, and I'm not having a free one selling my data to the chinks

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>>39604153
shitone you missed out, i used to be quite the player won alot of dinner/pocket money and sold the cards, i didn't need to some old werido who owned van shop he collected them.

>>39604028
Business Management masters degree. It's a really nice city. The surrounding area is a shithole but the centre is the perfect balance of modern, vibrant and cosy.

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>>39604016
In regards to sucseful family members the very notion of envy just dosent sit with me despite:
>My grandad who went on to be the managing director of a massive construction company who now has multiple millions in his name.
>A grandad who is a millionare through his haulage and car sales bussiness.

Such jelousy for material wealth does nothing for me, as I understand that they had to give something in order to attain that wealth as life gives with one hand and takes with the other.
In this case they all had to...
>put in energy by working long long hours and forfeit seeing their children grow up like other families.
>devolped many stress related conditions such as heart problems and mental illness and one nearly died as a result.
>have missed out on various aspects of lifes experince such as exploring the world due to them obsseing over material wealth.
So whenever I see a family member who are sucsesful the feeling of envy doesnt bother me.

>mummy actually says she likes the birdseye frozen battered cod
fucking hell, it awful, feel like im going to retch

>>39604283
>>have missed out on various aspects of lifes experince such as exploring the world due to them obsseing over material wealth.
You say that like you're making the most of life when you're actually on 4chan,

>>39604267
>Business Management masters degree.

Do they fill your head with employment law crap on those?
I've had so many HR staff riddle off employment law to me talking about their fancy business degrees and I'll still sack any staff member I want at my job. There is always a way to sack someone.

>>39604301
Those are lovely desu, squeeze some lemon on them and you're good to go

>>39604043
How about going to a fucking dentist?

Any one played for honour on console or pc

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>>39604304
Despite my life of only working when i need to survive, literally a couple of months of the year ive made my time off constructuve as possible. (Well half of the time at least anyway.)
>Exercising daily and sometimes even going for great long walks to marvel at the beauty of nature in the south downs.
>Have increaced my knowledge by reading various books be it on politics, Philsophy, ecnomics, novels and even the occult.
>Have watched some great anime shows that have inhanced my sense and understanding of life.
>have still managed to see the world by going on holiday and exploring despite not working all the time.
>Started to learn a bit of Japanese and german.
>Started to delve into survivalism and the infomation asociated with it.

All in the meantime at a far greater output than a wage cuck could ever fathom.

>>39604376
this
>>39604301
or make a fishfingered with mayo sandwich

>>39604498
ps4 here lad, conqueror a best

>>39604498
Don't bother, its shite mate

>>39604523
same alot of ps users here, so how are the controls

>>39604376
>>39604522
a squeeze of lemon does not magically make rubbery fish and hard tasteless batter better

Only had 1 hour sleep. 6am-7am

I'm now doing my work shift, 13:30-22:00. Won't be back home till 22:45 anyways because I have to get the bus.

I'm fucking dying I swear. Pray for me.

>>39604589
Probably should have got some sleep lad

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3rd entry in the cum tribute series, Ebin's waifu edition. This was a big 'un lads!

>>39604523
>>39604564
should i get elite dangerous instead

What are some good cheap clothes shops? I have been wearing the same clothes for the past 2-3 years and need a change of wardrobe.
Nothing too normie.

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>tfw chika will never come back since you deleted him on discord and you miss him

jajajajajajajajajaja

how to get over it

>>39604612
elite dangerous is also shit. it'll impress you for a few hours but then it's just boring. There's nothing to do.

>>39604608
would he be delighted or horrified, if you gave him a tribute over his pics

>That one autistic guy in your favourite discord/group chat that always bangs on about something

What does he bang on about lads? One on my fave discord keeps banging on about the law and how he's such an expert on it.

>>39604608
Do Ebin next. Cover up the pic of him with a celeb or something, then once you're about to cum, remove it and cum on Ebin.

>>39604645
Hmm what do you suggest then.

What's some good anime lads?

I've just watched One Punch Man and really liked it. I never know where to go next after watching something though.

>>39604615
not even joking but try charity shops, every now and again you find some good shit in there, not even just clothes, i got a copy of an 1845 OS map of my town, about 3ft by 3ft for 2bongers

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>>39604672
Sounds like me what server.

>>39604655
haha that would be a bit gay lad

>>39604673
not sure if this will work, as soon as I uncover the pic and see Ebin's face I'll probably lose my boner

>>39604674
spend the money on a takeaway

>>39604714
A car enthusiast discord

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>>39604720
>see Ebin's face I'll probably lose my boner
you don't have to lie, it'll make you explode

>>39604608
not bad

>>39604672
Is his name Charlie by any chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw

>>39604672

It's the same in here, pakis, shit and penises being the topics most spergily discussed.

>>39604720
Close your eyes, or watch porn then.
I'm seriously considering doing it. I might save up for a few days to get a big load.

I don't have anything. I don't want anything. I'm not even sure I want to live.

>>39604745
Sorry lad I just don't swing that way unlike you. Have to say though you have a decent jaw and don't look bad for a robot

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Just received this in the mail. 100 x 10mg diazepam (supposedly)

The vendor has good reviews but how can I tell if it's legit?

>>39604680
mob psycho 100
by the same guy that did one punch man manga

>>39604680
Since you are here and i guess new, try welcome to nhk, if you like feels and laughs or Legend of the Galactic heroes if you like plot and story also ghost and the shell series is good but miss the 2nd tv show and it's 3rd movie.

>>39604779
It's alright, you could make a compromise and try Tildes legs

>>39604808
just gub a few and see what happens

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>>39604589
Thats nothing lad try being up for constantly 3 days straight on a life support of caffine, I literally feel like ive been on the sesh for about a week and that im about to be submitted into a mental instution any minute due to the weird shit i keep seeing and hearing im honestly starting to loose it but im just gonna carry on and see how long i can last just for the sake of it as ive never done it this long before.

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Bonne joureee, Anons.

I am a French anon, I will be coming to your islands to do neferious and very French things, uou will never be able to stop me silly Brits.

A bientot

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>>39604777
sounds monk like kev has blessed you, he wants you to live

>>39604830
I'd be down to do that. Irl though, while you sit in the corner and watch

>>39604881
bring some fags over innit

>>39604881
Smuggle some refugees over whilst you're at it Pierre

>>39604589
Should have slept at 7 lmao

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Comfy check list:
>pajamas
>In bed
>Comfy rain sounds outside
>Ice cold Jack and coke
>fish and chips
>Comfy youtube video
>Friday

None of you niggers are even on my level

Saw headline in the papers today

>"I'm 94, fought in WW2 and am scared of the direction this country is going after Brexit".

Ah yes tell me again how you fought a war to rid us of a European superstate just to want to be controlled by another.

>>39604941
they only trot these people out when they can squeeze something out of them to fit their agenda

you never see them interviewed about being scared of the direction this country is going with paki rape gangs

>>39604881
get us some tax free booze, jim bean and southern comfort pls

You would all hate me if you knew me, that eats away at a soul.

>>39604941
Does my head in how people seem to think that as soon as you hit 60 you become this wise old master of the universe. Sure you have more life experience, but people are still people even if they have a few wrinkles, and most people are fucking mongs.

>>39604941
>omg the old people have ruined this country by voting for brexit!! it's our future not theirs
>wow, such wise words, we should listen to this wise old man about how wrong brexit is

How are you feeling today random anons?

>>39605006
>How are you feeling today random anons?

Murderous and aroused

trying to eat more to stave off binge eating tendencies
it's nearly half six, just had my tea and I'm on 750kcal

This is bullshit, I used to be a fat fuck but I unlearned everything I knew about stuffing my face
i need help

>tfw slogging through the anime-filler-tier episodes in Twin Peaks after the killer is revealed

stop fucking pretending to be General Lee, Ben. James, I don't give a shit about your running away story.

>>39605010
Don't murder rape. I love you anon.

>>39605006
Comfy as fuck

Originally

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>>39604777
Get on the pill im on lad and find a purpose in life through the discovery of knowledge, gone are my asparations for anything else in life and not to mention the contept for life and suicudal thoughts are very much gone.

I have only one path and that is to become more intelligent by learning about everything in life be it through reading, watching videos and even practical experince, the sheer normie ideas of getting a wife, kids and dog is beyond me I only care about ammasing my knowedge and understanding of the world through my eternal quest for knowledge and knowledge.

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>>39604164
>that posturing
Not sure if the artist gave her a giraffe neck or moved it right-side askew
the rest is qt tho

Very good tune though lad.
Can't remember if I posted this: https://youtu.be/Ji1p6zZate8
before though.

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>>39604933
>In bed
>have half smoked blunt
>blue sky with birds chirping
>snacks and slice sandwiches from a wake buffet
>already drunk few 7 shots of vodka and 2 bulmers stawberry cider bottles
>watching twin peaks and chatting shit with the anons

whats my level lads

>>39604962
The Daily Mail has a small story a few weeks before Brexit of a WW2 vet that said he was voting Brexit even though he's terminally ill and wouldn't live to see the results. Because Britain "isn't what he fought for" anymore.

Cue loads of comments about him being stupid and racist.

You lads want to play two truths and a lie? I'll go first

I'm a virgin
I collect maps
Once when I was 16 I pissed myself in publci

>>39605065
What about when you need to have a wank?

>>39605090
High level comfort

>>39603788
Got accepted for another year as an on-site helper at my uni's halls while I do my post-grad studies. Basically we're the first people that students call if they have any kind of problem and then either we deal with it or call specialists like security or maintenance. It means free rent but holy shit is it triggering lads.

Over the entire previous year of me doing it I was called to ONE incident involving a white person. ONE. I'm not exaggerating, I remember it exactly because it was so odd. Literally every other incident was pakis, niggers and chinks acting like retards. I mean like, I've had calls where some gook starts screaming down the phone in broken english, so I go over to their flat and see what's happening (this is at 3am mind you). I get there and it smells fucking disgusting, twangy music is blaring and they're talking insanely loudly. And the issue is that THEY (the chinks) were getting mad at the sole white guy in their flat who asked them to keep it down, turn the music off, not to cook such harsh smelling foods and not to stay up to 3am doing it all.

Fuck me these people are subhumans I swear to fucking god lads.

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>The largest religion that voted for Brexit was Jewish

And why are British jews voting against intentional Jewery?

>>39605100
Im actually Irish.
My name is Richard.
I undrstood the end of evangellion.

>>39605006
very comfy and happy, even though i went to a funeral

>>39605136
>The largest religion that voted for Brexit was Jewish
please rephrase this in a non retarded way

>>39605142
The lie is clearly "Understood the End of Evangelilion" no one understands that shit, thats like physicist level smart

>>39605136
Jew's jewing the Jew's

>>39605167
Of all the religions in the UK. The religion with the highest percentage of people that voted Leave was Jewish.

>>39604814
Awesome thanks anon.
>>39604817
I'll check these out as well cheers lad.

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>>39605136
Your facts are wrong post sources, sikh's voted for brexit more than the jews.

>>39605129
post moar stories

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>>39604933
>pajamas
>bathrobe
>dark and rainy, getting darker and hopefully rainier
>both chilled red bull and warm builder's tea (for during and after meal)
>hot, fresh dominos
>warm madeleines and drizzly honey for pudding
>cat sitting at the other end of the bed, not close enough to affect movement of arms/legs, but still close enough to hear purr and see curl up
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>friday

I like to think I'm a good comfy anon.

>>39605177
they we go lad, that makes sense

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>China crashing bitcoin market again

How does it feel western imperialist?

>>39605195
This is true comfort

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>>39605195
Does sound pretty good anon.

>>39605218
if it causes gpu prices to fall, good.

Your heart would fetch more rhan 100,000 dollars on the black market.
It beats between 60 - 100 times per minute.
In a day, it will beat around 100,000 times and you know what?
It is all mine , you belong to me. I love you anon.

>>39605218
Nows the time to buy lads

>>39605095

And now, hopefully, dead.

>>39605229
what the fuck is someone doing with a heart that theyre willing to pay 100,000 for it?

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Anons this thread is super comfy, i love you show some love back.

>>39605278

Drink my spunk fag.

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>>39605278
this has been a great thread so far

trying to do as many pushups and bicep curls as I can before pigging out this evening with a mate

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>>39605223
clever lad
>>39605278
here you go lad

>>39605266
Your heart is worth more than that to me. <3

>>39605285
I will if it's love and keeps comfy levels up

All 3 of my sisters told me to get my hair cut SHORT, you know paki style a number 1 all over or at most a 3 on the top

They said it was embarrassing, that I was embarrassing the family
My sister said I do nothing for her as an older brother, not sure what this means, maybe some paki crap

They can't understand I like my hair like this and because I have never had a haircut other than a number 1 or 2 all over for my entire life, I know nothing about hair styles so I'm just figuring stuff out

01010010 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 00100000 01001101 01000101 01000001 01010100 01000010 01000001 01000111 01010011 00100000 01000111 01000101 01010100 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 00101110 Oregano Oregano pls no Foregano

>>39605229
How much do kidneys go for?

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There are people who post here regularly that don't post bait and don't tripfag for drama, they just contribute to discussion and keep the place comfy

I just want to take a moment to thank theses heroes, you make life worth living

>>39605363
About 30,000 Burger Bucks I think. But its not special then, there is something romantic about having another persons heart.

>>39605356

Get your hair cut, hippy.

>>39605389

I'm surprised it's so little TBQH.

You'll never stick your, dripping, errect and perfectly pinned PCI lanes, into her tight, little, virgin PCI-E slot

>>39605356
imagine if you get bigger tits than her
that would be a right riot

>>39605416

I probably already have.

>>39605389
Might not be much but its 30k I could do with.

>>39605356
I think you should kwep your hair anon, post length.

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>>39605367
We heroes are the majority, don't you anons forget it.

>>39605434
From scalp to just past the bottom of my ears

It's grown a lot from the back and sides too so looks bushy/messy

>>39605427
They seem to have stopped growing a while ago, might need to buy progesterone

>>39605434
>anon
You're a fucking mong mate.

>>39605523
I call everyone Anon, Anon.

>>39605545

Then you're a mong, mong.

Abut to rub one out, Sexy Kev please bless my wank

>>39605545
how uncomfy like the egocentric trip you gave a (you) to
>>39605556
its just shitposting

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I hope you have a nice weekend.

>>39605633
SEXY WANK TIME FOR YOU
don't forget to lube

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Having a fucking panic attacks lads

Found a dead wasp on my bedroom windowsill

It wasn't there when I moved in and I open the windows a tiny minuscule crack if I need air

So it must have gotton in and taken the time to die all while I didn't notice
Protected somewhat by my closed curtains

But fuck
HOW DID IT GET IN HOW DID IT GET IN

I DONT FEEL FUCKING SAFE IN THIS HOUSE

I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT WASPS EVEN IF I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED ANY

I WONT SLEEP FOR A FUCKING MONTH FIXATING ON EVERY BUZZ FROM DISTANT TRAFIC OR MOTERBIKE AND HELICOPTER

I CANT FUCKING LIVE LIKE THIS WHY DO THEY EXIST

THAT BUZZING I FIXATED ON AND RATIONOLISED AS STREET LUGHTING WAS HIM

IT WAS FUCKING HIM BUZZING IN MY FUCKING ROOM WHILE I SLEPT HELPESS

>>39605657

That's a pretty long shitpost.

>>39605657
Get a electric fly swater and make a suger trap

>>39605657
>MOTERBIKE

*motorbike

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>>39605674
It's not a shitpost

Do you feel atm?

>>39605706
Nah, I feel cashback

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>>39605080
S-she has a normal neck, the artist just did a whoopsie I think.

Don't think I've seen that one before, you always post very relaxing tunes lad. Here's one of my favourites (2 hours long but always great to have in the background while you do your thing). Comments made me laugh too
>This album. Coffee. Hash oil. Rain. Thunder. Poems. Life is perfect right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9dWPHxZVs

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I spent hours lying on my bed doing nothing today. How do you lads motivate yourselves?

Knowing I am wasting time makes me feel bad but I really don't have the energy to force myself

>>39604069
Posted

>>39605633
You will have to post a kev cum tribute now anon

>>39604164
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3Pi0izrkk

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>>39604069
Posted
>>39604164
https://youtu.be/LULmbLlPvVk
been listening to this a lot lately

>>39605701

Yes, yes it is Anon. it's the shittest shitpost in a while.

>>39605725
NECCCCCCC
yourself

Rei is...

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Read literotica

>>39605175
>The lie is clearly "Understood the End of Evangelilion" no one understands that shit, thats like physicist level smart
there was nothing to get lad

>>39604164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH9ffXJmrY4

Saw these last night. The singer is very qt, smol and Canadian.

The poster below me is a cute Japanese schoolgirl.

>>39605835

Smells of faggotree.

>28 next year

Is it too late for me to change my career trajectory?
I'd really like to become a foreign diplomat.

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>>39605810
cute, but not quite as good as Maya

>>39605851
how much cock do you get on the regular or are you a virgin?

>>39605854
do you know any other languages?
if not then it's too late

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>>39605765
I find laying/sitting doing nothing extremely rewarding so never motivate myself to do anything. apart from having a healthy September, I need to motivate myself to do the last day of press-ups for the week, hopefully in 6 week i'll be busting out 100 in 1 go, slow going process though pic related is week 1, got a fair bit to go yet

Apparently Dark Matter is getting cancelled. Sorry lads.

>>39605879
I am learning one

>>39605854

You've still got 35 years left of your career, even if you spend 2 and a bit training for your new career.

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>>39604069

I walked very fast to catch a train and now my shins hurt

>>39605356
>that I was embarrassing the family
>My sister said I do nothing for her as an older brother
They're telling you to stop being a faggot. Stop taking tranny pills, get a haircut, and act like the older brother that you are.

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>>39605367
There's loads of us desu. I imagine you're one of them too so good job

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>>39605882
/britfit/
good on you lad
feel the burn and get the workout high
just brought 3 eight packs of weetabx strawberry protein milkshake.

bad on you for reply to a trip

>>39605367
You're welcome mate. All we ask is that you remember to respond next time you're asked what you want from the shop.

>>39605896
Never watched it but I'm glad it existed because it led to lads posting pictures of Jodelle Ferland.

>>39605816
>She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.

>>39606031
this the qt jailbait leaf

>>39605896
To be fair it wasn't a great show.
But I'm a little sad it's ending.
Then again j was sad Stargate universe was canned just because "not muh stargate".
I'll forever be bitter about that

At the Victoria center in Nottingham you want anything lads

Gonna buy some manga

Tomie and Uzumaki hardcovers both over 600 pages and under 15 quid each

>>39605984
Why should I stop being me just so others can be more comfortable?

>>39606074
Buckwheat, please.

>>39606074
Yeah a notts forrest shirt if they have them.
If not just get me some pringles. Any flavour.

>>39606074
a poststamp pls

>>39606074
Red Stripe and ice cream. Also used to go in there all the time when I was a student.

>>39606074
I would like a sub from subway please, anything really, just no red peppers in it please

>>39606096
Salt and vinegar alright?

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>>39606074
Oatcakes if they have them lad

>>39605765
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>>39605777
Why is that potato face doing the nazi salute? Heavenly trips lad, Kev has blessed you

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>>39605725
>you always post very relaxing tunes lad.
>mrw
That sounds pretty good, I like to usually have stuff in the background whilst I work
Have another chill tune: https://youtu.be/DhzOK1fzC8s
>>39605937
silly lad

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>>39606164
Y-You from Stoke?

>>39606151
Smashing lad.

>>39606007
I wouldn't have been able to do that high, spliff comes now as well as a pint of southern comfort and lemonade. and need to tick off day 3. 2 days rest then crack on with week 2 on monday

>>39606164
Rolling for Julianna, Wilda or Rosario. The rest are shit/terrifying

>>39606175
N-no, why lad?

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>>39605783
Someone's sad he doesn't have a qt waifu

>>39606201
Just surprising to hear someone outside Stoke asking for oatcakes.

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Just had a curry lads and they forgot my rice, despite me asking them if a chicken naga came with rice and them confirming yes.
Fucking pissed off to say the least bloddy pakis and it was nearly 30 quid just for 3 meals, The chink and chippy would be half that, fucking pakis never buying from the cunts again lads.

>>39606165
don't give him (you)'s anon, his ego feeds of it.

>>39606211
Oh, my local garden centre sells them, they're fit af

>>39606031
>>39606064
Was pretty comfy desu.

I've been watching another show on Syfy called Killjoys which isn't as good but it's okay.

Just finished my wank, its was a good one, thanks Sexy Kev

>>39606212

LOL... You just drank their baby gravy, without rice and paid them for it. You must love curried semen anon!

>>39606195
same anon this is me >>39605090

>>39605882
Is there anything that makes you enjoy doing nothing? It upsets me haha. Maybe it's because I want to do something but can't

And get on the floor and do those press-ups lad! Keep us informed on your progress

>>39606232
>oatcakes finally taking off
Fucking yes. Working away will be so much nicer if I can start buying oatcakes for brekkie outside Stoke.

>>39606165

Cool beans lad, cool beans.

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>>39606212
You're paying 5 times the amount compared to cooking your own food and you're getting filthy paki shit. For what reason

>>39606257

Because it's delicious, lad. Why else would one buy food?

>>39606257
FRACTION OF THE PRICE LADS WOOOOOOOO

>>39606164
rolling for whoever lads

>>39606254
used to work in tunstall la

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>>39606257
>>39606245
>Tfw I told my dad cant we get chinese instead, only for him to ignore me and happily pay 30 quid.
Im not botheted he is a wage cuck and i dont care how he wastes his money its a free meal at the end of the day and makes a change to living off tea and super noodles day and day out as I do nearly every day of the week.

>>39606298
Think I spoke to you in the past mate. Where you working now?

>>39606318

Free curry is best curry.

Oh god, I ate so many pancakes I feel sick lads

>>39606318
For what it's worth both the chinkies in my area have a 5 star rating on food hygiene whereas all the paki places have 1 or 2

>>39606320
im not working anymore tbqh, this was a long time ago

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>>39606332
How many lad? I make my own pancakes and it comes out to 6 but I do feel a bit sick after

>>39606333

Aye but chinkies serve shit curry.

>>39606347
How come lah? Whats wrong with a spot of working?

>>39606350
I made six as well. Normally I don't just make tons of crappy food and shovel it down may face hole but I saw some real canadian maple syrup in tesco today (not the gross golden syrup they usually have) that was half fucking price so I had to buy some.

>>39606375
>gross golden syrup
Get out you fucking yank.

>>39606367
i went to uni

>>39606387

Golden syrup is minging though.

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>>39606333
3 his a magic number

>visiting family in Germany
>they let me stay in one of their recently acquired properties
>place looks like a horror movie set
>spacious as fuck but clearly decorated by some old cunt on death's door
I feel like I might get murdered if I go to sleep here.

>>39606389
Ah fair enough. What you studying? Hows it all going?

Lads lads lads, Im pretty steamed right now AMA

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got given responsibility at work and forgot to lock the front door after closing.

>>39606404
Thanks Xi, I wouldn't have noticed my digits if it wasn't for you

>>39606410
i finished but theres no fucking jobs round here so i either have to move or get a wagecuck job

>>39606411
How bad will your hangover be

>>39606387
Listen lad, if you're trying to say that golden syrup tastes better than genuine maple syrup then you should probably get yourself sectioned.

>>39606411
What are you, broccoli? haha

>>39606425
Best to be a wagecuck in my experience. Was jobless for 6 months and I damn near jumped off the BT building in Hanley.

>>39606421
well that's the last time they'll be making that mistake isn't it

>>39606247
living the dream
>>39606248
i'm stoned 90% of the time so that helps.
it's weird because at work i never stop i'd rather be busy. but then get home and i'd rather do nothing. and do do nothing apart from sit playing vidya listening to music.

>>39606431
all been fine laddo, I've got gym tomorrow morning, I'll make it

>>39606440
If I'm broccoli that makes you a fucking fruit you faggot lool

>>39606441
i really want to move out so i probably will soon
fuck my life

>>39606457
indeed lad fucking indeed
but why give the tranny tripfag a (you)

>>39606477
Once you're in the routine it isn't so bad working a dead end job. I just like to remind myself that the more I earn the more money I'll just have to give to the shitty government.

>>39606421
you had one job. what a spanner

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>>39606327
>Thai, japanese or malyasian curry is the best curry you can get from a takeaway.
Everything else is literal shit tier that tastes like spicy rotten shite and will give you hepatitis and or the shits.
There is no denying this precept south east asian curry is the best curry.

hah imagine not having sex lads. must be a nightmare
http://www.providr.com/why-people-freak-out-when/

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Just got my first job rejection lads. I know it's only the first of many and not a big deal but it still got to me. Don't know if I'm ready for a job if I react like that

>>39606492
anything over 21000 and i pay my uni loans back with it to

Someone posted a picture of loads of album, top 10 tier etc, recently. did anyone save it?

>>39606489
doesn't bother me who I speak to

>>39606518
i didn't see that but if it is the one with all of the different genres then try /mu/
it will be on there somewhere

>>39606456
>>39606501
we're supposed to support each other around these parts.

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>>39606514
Oh yeah I forgot about that.

>he actually fell for the university meme

>>39606519
Hmm you must be one of 20percent >>39605441

>>39606545
i thought it would be an opportunity to change things, like make friends
didn't happen

>>39606510

I might tip my hat to the Malaysian, Thai is okay but a bit "perfumey" for my tastes. Only Jap I've had is katsu, which always tastes to me like the curry sauce you get on Chinese chips. British Indian is hard to beat IMO.

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i think i might start posting oc in the form of screencaps of 90s sitcom characters wearing athletic gear.

Does anyone get angry at tv shows and the injustice of the protagonist always losing

I want a tv show where the character wins all the time and never has setbacks and the normies are btfo

>>39606511

Haha wow, imagine not being able to be intimate with your partner

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>>39606581
You should watch WWE then because John Cena always wins

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>>39606518
Might have been me lad. This one?

>>39606567
lad the social aspect is a secondary thing, you go to uni to learn a specific subject that will be useful to you in your career (like law, not media studies)

Wahey lads just lost my anal virginity

>>39606615
i got a STEM degree lad
as with anything it's who you know not what you know

still reeling after the Twin Peaks finale lads. drinking whisky.

>>39606628
Hows your bum hole feeling? Sore? Was he gentle?

>>39606603
hero marine rapper is my favourite wrestling man

>>39606597
I haven't been intimate with mine for a few weeks, she's freaking out. Just not feeling it.

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>>39606580
You should do that lad, they wore some funny clothes back in the day. Was just watching Seinfeld funnily enough, s09e15. Shame it went to shit

>>39606604
Very nice tastes imo

>>39606628
lad or lass?
oh, who am I kidding, fuck off you fucking fag

>>39606567
Yeah the only way to make friends here is work or pub mate. University is shit if you're not at least semi-normalfag. Just glad I learned a trade after reawding Uni horror stories desu.

>>39606615

I'm not sure how much I agree with that TBQH. Doing a bachelor's can be as much about making social bonds as anything.

>>39606666
Very nice quads imo

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>>39606407
Sounds comfy as fuck I literally love old fashioned horror movie set style houses you know the style with:
>Masonry stone work.
>exposed timber beams
>studded leather sofas
>dimly lit lighting with chandeliers and them green study lamps.
>dusty cob web written book shelves
>exposed wooden floor boards that squeak.
>fire places with game trophies hung above them.
>French style windows with timber frames.
>lots of pieces of creepy art work hung up upon the walls.
Literally plan on moving to such a house when im older.

Does anyone here read non-fiction? if so, do you have any interesting books to recommend

>>39606604
mate mate mate. nice one

>>39606666
Shit lad, quads confirm. Cheers

>>39606715

Depends what you're interested in lad.

>>39606699
I should clarify, the person I was responding to mentioned making friends. If we're talking about the social aspect I suspect it's more about making connections for work rather than long-term friends

Really enjoying my work commute lads. I take my Switch on a comfy quiet bus for 45 minutes each way and it honestly makes work feel worthwhile.
It's the first time I've felt anything remotely positive about wageslaving, very new.

>>39606730
i mostly read history, bit of philosophy and academics. Will read anything really if it sounds decent.

A qt cashier complimented my wallet lads. Think i'm gonna be ok :)

>>39606746
if i did that i would get robbed

>>39606715
Read a brief history of humankind the other week, p good.

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Lets see your 3 by 3 lads

make em here http://collage.topsters.net/

>>39606711
>ywn live with Mugi in your aforementioned style of house

feels fucking shit

hey mircosoft, could you do me a little favour please? could you know make a mail app that doesn't fucking suck, thanks
jfc

>>39606744

I made a lot of friends at university. Hell, I met my wife at university.

>>39606762
Well I live in a rough area too but I look like a wrong 'un.

>>39606750

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is quite good IMO.

>>39606799
Outlook is a good program imo

>>39606873
apart from when it's constantly not loading, crashing, not syncing and not displaying notifications

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

What should I spend a spare 100 bong on?

>>39606892
MGS action figures

>>39606715

"Guns, Germs and Steel" really activated my almonds, interesting read

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>>39606794
here you got lad

original

>>39606794
Surprised to say I don't know a single one but I suspect it's all post-hardcore. Am I right?

>>39606905

It is interesting but it's very one eyed also.

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Probably could go to 6x6 but you asked for 3 so I had to make tough choices

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>>39606715
I literally love non fiction, im currenlty half way through the Witcher Andrzej Sapkowski novels and they are deffinelty worth a read even if your not into fantasy as they come off as very well written and almost realistic at times and have you on edge at every moment due to the imersion factor thst the writer gives.

Im also very much into reading and studdying occult Grimoire's as they offer a very diffrent experince that is down to the indvidual to decide whenether it is fiction or not.
Such literature to recomend would be that of H.P Lovecraft and Alestier Crowley, however its not every ones cup of tea and is purely for those with a fascination for occult literature.

>>39606892
Getting a non-shit taste in music

anyone been to Gosport?

>>39606912

That's pretty sweet, at least the bits of it I know are.

>>39606892
save it, wait until there's something you absolutely want

>>39606963
B-but that's fiction...

>>39606901

I'm not a man child

>>39606944
From left to right top to bottom: Melodic metalcore, metalcore, alternative rock, hardcore, melodic metalcore, post hardcore, scramz, midwestern emo, midwestern emo

But I'm being a genre wanker

>>39606912
>Daniel Johnston
Nice one lad. Have you seen the documentary about him? Made me cry

>>39606977

>tfw Gosport is largest place I'm yet to go to in England.

>>39607001
>only 100 bong spare
>not a manchild

pick one

>>39606905
Guns, Germs and Steel is very controversial in the history community
i would only recommend it if you're going it to with a very critical eye and willingness to do some own research

>>39606892
Gamble it mate, matched betting, look it up, almost guaranteed profit

>>39607001
excuse you sir but the tiny child brain could not process the highly cerebral MGS storyline

>>39607020

How does that make me a manchild?

Tell me anons.

What have you done today?
What time are you going to bed tonight?

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>>39606794
Cool guy music coming through

>>39607020
why does being poor make someone a man child?

>>39606604
Nice taste in post rock. Would post my chart but I'm too shy

>>39607032

Already done that, used up all the bonuses and nerfed the accounts

>>39607057
There are some pretty choice choices in there my friend

>>39607052
It doesn't, many peope wont even have 50 spare. Dont worry about that poster.

>>39607055
>nothing
>probably about 5am

>>39607061
>>39607052
Poor men are not men, they are children.

>>39607061

I'm not even poor. I've paid all of my bills this month, moved some into savings, and have 100 left of my discretionary spending.

>>39607010
I lost track after the 3rd genre lad. Half my music is filed under 'alternative' because I can't be bothered with the exact genre

>>39607069
Come on laddy you can do it, we're all mates here

>>39607083
Do you normally feel tired during the day?

>>39607088
you're either shit posting or projecting. i guess Socrates was a child too?

>>39607088

I can almost guarantee I am richer than you.

>>39607102
yes, almost all the time no matter how much sleep i get, sometimes i nap during the day too

>>39607092
dont worry lad, I'm just being picky about it, it basically goes from angry, to sad angry, to angry sad, to sad

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>>39606959
i-is nobody going to r-rate my grid?? :'(

>>39607089
>not poor
>only has 100 quid spare
shit nigga, go break the bank at monte carlo