/britfeel/

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Weekly shop is done lads. Which should I have for tea?

>>39259333

I'm not a virgin. Just because your '''mates''' wouldn't invite you to Nandos, you don't have to take it out on us

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>>39259330
Fuck me lad, how much of that do you go through in a week?

>>39259330
White magnum > smarties ice cream > fab > classic magnum > mars ice cream > warburtons thick sliced white toastie

>>39259360
I can smell the virgin from here. Imagine being so undesirable you're a virgin in 2017.

Must be the smell and the beta attitude you exude. Grow up, kid.

Late for Depreston.

>>39259322
and you still don't fail to amaze me

>>39259330
None, you fat fuck.

Stop shilling shitty ice cream you fucking child.

>>39259330
C-Can I move in with you lad?

As Salaam Alaikum Brothers, Allah's blessing be upon all those who post in this, his thread.

>>39259330
>he thinks comeback august ,Evans come back to your original weight
Stop it before you get diabetes ebin
>>39259391
Fuck, he's even planned the order he's going to eat them in

>>39259361

Three baits worth a day obviously.

>>39259391
Those smarties ice cream are bollocks. The ice cream is tasteless and smarties are just shit m&ms.

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how many underage fags could you take in a fight? reckon i could take at least 3

>>39259391
replace >s with <s and you're correct (but fuck toastie bread)

>>39259397
>tfw you're tax money goes into loosening ebin's foreskin

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Evening lads. Think I might spend the rest of my night playing some GTA:SA again now I've sorted out a bunch of stuff, cleaned up the place etc. What are you lads up to?

>>39259391
>Magnum white at the top of the chain
good lad

Post waifus

>>39259394

Ok lad, savour this (you), it's the last one you'll be getting from me

>>39259446
beta virgin loser bowing out like the coward that he is

This is why women find you repulsive. You have the "virgin post" syndrome.

Fuck off to wizardchan with the rest of the incels.

Now, as I was saying... WTF do you do to someone who makes a hideous mess of your vinaigrette?

>>39259429
I thought they were alright but I only had one packet ages ago. It was a toss up between that or fab for second place, fabs don't seem as nice as they used to when I was a kid like they made the chocolate sprinkle bit smaller and stuff.

I'm just partial to smarties and ice cream because I used to like smartie mcflurries

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LADS LADS!

AREN'T WE ALL A BUNCH OF BLOODY RUDDY LADS!

Post Nelly Furtado songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOL7aeIDruA

>>39259445
Ma cawr! Ma fuckin cawr!!

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Did 27 yesterday. That's 4 days in a row I've done them, a record I think. I mentioned like a week ago that I thought my chest was becoming a teeny tiny bit more defined, now I'm sure it's developed at least a little bit

Are you other lads still doing your pushups?

>>39259465
>he didn like what he found on cartoon network

its alright lad, ask your mum if she will take you to the park or something. maybe one of the lads are on cod

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>>39259172
kept this stupid cunt waiting outside tesco, the weather isn't even nice

>>39259436
I have some prime autistic rage built up but I don't know, kids are huge these days. They're all like a head or two taller than me

>>39259445
>replying to yourself

Now this is just pathetic

Reminder this general is for mature discussion ONLY, including but not limited to ice cream.

>>39259502
Oops, the dates on the graph have fucked up somehow. I don't know how to use excel

creative robots get in here

>>39259308

If you're a virgin, you don't belong here and should go find some kiddy forum with the other virgins. This is an adult normie thread.

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Good evening, I hope you're all well.

>>39259513
kids are weak though and they are usually really skinny. i reckon you could at least take one lad

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>>39259501
I'm on the train mission and I quit after the game glitched out last night
Quite salty indeed

>>39259534
>If you're a virgin, you don't belong here and should go find some kiddy forum with the other virgins. This is an adult normie thread.

t.teenage virgin

you lads prefer dark of white chocolate ice creams?

I usually prefer dark chocolate to white chocolate when its standalone but in an icecream context I prefer white chocolate, I think white chocolate compliments ice cream more than darker chocolate.

>>39259330
Bet I could eat 4 magnums in one go (ice cream or gun).

>>39259534
>underage fag role playing

i see your mum must too busy to take you to the park

l-lads, I must confess, I don't like ice cream

>>39259548
>>39259564
Desperate autistic virgins think sex is so hard to get that anyone who gets it is lying

How are you enjoying secondary school?

>>39259549
I only like dark chocolate when it's paired with mint or orange.

>>39259502

Shipanon for 18 today. My diet has been really bad for the past few weeks and lacking in protein, probably why I'm not seeing much progress.

While we're on the subject of self improvement I've been slacking on the Chinese. My last 2 digits is how many new words I have to learn today

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>>39259487
More like Nelly FARTado amiright lads haha

>going to tesco now
>24 minutes ago

>all these pathetic virgins discussing ice cream

You do make me do a laugh at you sometimes, bratfeel.

>>39259590
>he does not even know how to green text

not only are you underage, you are also obviously a new fag. you got any birds on kik lately lady, maybe you will get a few nudes if you try hard enough

>>39259602
>Learning Chinese
>02
Probably for the best you just stop Anon. Clearly you shouldn't learn such a useless language.

>>39259610

I used to call her Nelly Retardo

>>39259602
I fell asleep watching this last night, what does Xi Jinping keep saying to the soilders?

https://youtu.be/0vVOXlgHC1U?t=323

>>39259549
White Chocolate. On its own white chocolate but only in moderation as it can get very sickly very quickly.

>>39259539
That's true but I've never been in a fight. I know how to punch at least, I could take one or two on I think before they outnumber and immobilise me

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Skirt is arriving tomorrow lads. Pretty excited desu

>>39259549
milk>white>dark
in terms of normal chocolate

white>milk>>>dark
In ice cream chocolate

>>39259585
Really? Anything in particular you dislike about it lad?

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>>39259627
>Clearly you shouldn't learn such a useless language.

Sentence to hard labour

>>39259585
I didn't know Ross from Friends posted here

>>39259641
Why would you buy a skirt you fucking freak?

>>39259535
crumpet I'm genuinely curious what your fetishes are

you're a 20 something male so must have some form of sex drive

>>39259667
t. underage new fag

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>>39259549
White chocolate all the way, eating a white Kinder Bueno this very moment

>>39259641
>white>milk>dark
Tilde has the right idea

>>39259445
Might play some AC: Black Flag and forget about my looming responsibilities. Posted

Really fancy eating a big juicy apple 2bh lads.

>>39259682
newfag I can understand
but why assume underage? there's no basis for that at all

>>39259682
t. overaged closer-to-their-grave-than-me-fag

>>39259641
Please step on my face Tilde, I had a wham bar.

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>>39259549

I quite enjoy the cheap and sickly milk chocolate you can find on some of lesser known ice cream products.

>>39259549
Dark chocolate is miles better. Ice cream is for milklets

>>39259710
That's pretty quirky and obscure. Do you like anime also?

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>>39259279
surprise surprise 142

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>>39259667
She wants to look cute like ebin

>>39259693
>but why assume underage?

you can tell by the way he spoke. its just obvious

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Bored out my mind. Nothing to watch on TV or internet. Maybe I should try learning something.

Tesco do the best ice cream by the way. Neapolitan between some wafers. Yum.

>>39259736
That's a very generous penis size

>>39259541
That mission and the crack fortress mission are the ones i spent longest on. Probably around 8 goes for each.

>>39259710
You never know what you get when you open that stuff though, it's quite the gamble haha. Have you ever gambled on a fart?

>>39259739
Evening Azu, stopped crying yet?

>>39259667
To keep up with the attention whoring persona. Wish he'd do what all the other fake-trannies do and just kill themselves already. General would improve massively overnight.

>>39259632

He keeps saying "Greetings comrades" first, I can't understand their reply, then he says back to them "Great work comrades"

All these talks about milk makes me wonder why is there no orange-flavour drinking yogurt anywhere?

Who the fuck actually drinks BANANA-flavour?

>>39259602
Well done shipanon, that's close to your record!

>>39259759
fuck me is that azu's alt personality? Always thought he would stick around

>>39259759
>he thinks at's Azu
It's Mado, mate

>>39259774
>>39259779
>he hasn't swallowed the final redpill that every waifu poster is ebin larping

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>>39259759
Can I be Tilde next please? I've already been exposed as 2 waifuposters and 1 non-waifuposter. I wanna be them all.

>>39259779
As I was typing this, I've now been exposed as 3 waifuposters!

This is a wild ride.

>>39259797
I see right through your game, Sexy Kev.

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Ride military vehicles

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>>39259732
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 5

>>39259824
those microphones look like miniature London guard hats

>>39259844
Hi Lainposter! Nice to see you

>>39259768
Because banana flavoured anything>orange

>>39259732
>>39259844
imagine Cilla and Brucie going at it for hours

Brucies wrinkled arse plowing that 80yr old snatch hard and fast

>>39259549

White chocolate isn't chocolate.

>>39259797
It's probably the same autist who thinks that the new waifu poster is Ebin. He's been going at it for weeks. Pay no attention to him lad

Made a pound today on qmee, lads. Got 17 pound in my account overall.

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>>39259881
Thats right, pay no attention to it. Worms.

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>>39259866
Tell me more, lad. I'm close

>>39259892
It's roach, you fucking mongoloid.

does no one want to be my britfeel bf i am a female

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>>39259739
Just watched the second episode of Serial Experiments Lain, it was a little more sp00ky than the first one. I'm really enjoying it, I like how the plot is being advanced despite there being less dialogue than in most anime. At least, it feels like there are more silent scenes. Lain seems like /ourgirl/ too. I didn't even have to force myself to watch the second one, I put it on because I genuinely wanted to watch it more than I wanted to lurk in /britfeel/. I hope I'm able to make it through the whole series

I don't really eat ice cream. Chocolate's my favourite flavour though

>>39259920
>does no one want to be my britfeel bf
MEMEME

>i am a female
Nevermind

>>39259920
>i am a female

Tits or gtfo

Now this is the story all about how

>>39259871
It is chocolate and its very nice anon

>tfw remembering dreams were discontinued

Loved them desu

>>39259920
ShipAnon needs a woman in his life. He's spruced up his nice house with his DIY, but now it needs a feminine touch to really be a home.

I think he can do better than a girl soliciting for guys on this dark corner of the internet though.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13770907/r

59% of /r9k/ are 21 or under
20% of /r9k/ are under 18

Really gets that noggin a joggin.

/britfeel/'s average age was calculated at 24.7 a few months back. Assuming most posters from then are here now, with few changed, the average britfeel age is probably over 25

>>39259934
>Cadbury's Dream

Not surprised you like them. They were a tranny chocolate.

>>39259937
how old is shipanon i am a britfeel newfag lads

>>39259949
Hey lad don't you dare fucking reply to me

EVER

seeing ads for this 2000ad hardback collection subscription thingy

never really been that into comics but I like them in hardback collections, and I like dredd. anyone read them before?

I've been coming to r9k every now and then for 5 years or so. More often lately because of neet status. Never bothered with these threads because I'm not from UK. Just wondering when did these threads became a daily occurrence?

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>>39259937
>ShipAnon needs a woman in his life. He's spruced up his nice house with his DIY, but now it needs a feminine touch to really be a home.

>>39259974
>I'm not from UK
Shoo shoo, out with you.

>>39259937
Someone give me the lowdown on his ex Sarah pls

>>39259949
>the average britfeel age is probably over 25

Yet none of them are benders looking for a bf. What's up with that

>>39259949
Imagine if people weren't being honest when voting on your stupid, pointless little poll. Wouldn't that be funny.

>>39259974
What >>39259985 said. Brexit means Brexit

The dole wants me to go out and actually hand in application forms to employers instead off just comfily emailing my CV from home lads, really sad like.

>>39259985
You can't make me leave, Farage

>>39259974
you need a visa here mate

now fuck off

>>39260001
Did they tell you to shake hands too?

>>39259981
If only Susan was back in your life...
>>39259990
It's Susan. She was much older than him, in her late 30s, and eventually she felt like although they had an incredible connection the age difference was going to stop them from having a real future together. She is still single but she has moved on psychologically and enjoys her life. ShipAnon gets on with things, he's not a weak beta putting his life on hold for her or anything, but he still pines for her and hopes that one day they can rekindle the love they had.

>>39259992
Why wouldn't they be honest? It's an anonymous poll, not really a 'le epic troll xd' to give an inaccurate age

>>39260017
no la'

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>>39259686
Black Flag was quite a fun game, although it felt sort of messed up that you could take out a 1st Rate ship of the line as a brig, and that you could only give the captured ships to some sailors for the missions, not sail or perhaps upgrade them too.
>>39259923
Might end up watching this myself then by the sounds.

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>>39259992
t. oldfag who feels increasingly isolated on a website that caters to the teenage audience

Wizchan is calling for you, old man

Hello, I like this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVTsBaqiNIg

>>39260032
That's sad. Why would the age difference have stopped them being together? How young is he?

Does Susan actually exist or was she just a meme, like how Ebin and Poleaboo are just figments of BritNormie's imagination

How comfy is housing benefit plus dole combo lads? I don't mind eating rice and ground beef and drinking water everyday, i just want to play modern warfare remastered and workout

>>39260074
>like how Ebin and Poleaboo are just figments of BritNormie's imagination

Poleaboo is real though, I met him

>>39260095
Housing benefit is like 200 quid a month if you're under 35 and single, so it's not comfy at all

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>>39260062
hi i fixed your image lol

>>39260074
He was in his early twenties when she was in her late thirties, so it was a big age difference. The truth is that Susan loved him so much that she couldn't bear to see him live anything less than the best life possible. She let him go for his sake, so that he could live a full, rich, exciting life with girls closer to his own age.

They've never forgotten each other, and they never will. But Susan has had other long term boyfriends, other men in her life that were incredibly special to her when she was younger. But Susan was ShipAnon's only love, and she didn't want to do that to him, for him to suffer that inequality, and for him to live less of a life than she did.

It is sad, but sometimes people are just at a different stage in life. Maybe they'll get back together, who knows.

>>39260074

He jests but I generally get on quite well with older women. The woman I lost my virginity to was 34 actually, also had a shorter fling with a woman who was 28 last year.

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>>39259920
>>39259926
Grils are overrated tbqh

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>>39260120
oh hey thanks, can you fix this one. Not enough dog

>>39260109
Does the dole not help you with the cost because of unemployment?

>>39260063
I listened to it. How come the vid is twice as long as the song and is just silent for like 2 mins?

>>39260137
Traps/Trannies are scum and should be gassed.

>>39260144
no they wont help you.

>>39259949
/r9k/ isn't that far behind /b/ in terms of je jeune.
This thread on the other hand is fairly mature at times actually heading towards middle aged.

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>>39260129
>so that he could live a full, rich, exciting life with girls closer to his own age.

H-hahaha, yeah thanks for that Susan

>>39260184
t. 17 years old

>>39260129
Susan sounds like a right cunt tbqh, hurting our shipanon like that. She shouldn't have toyed with him and messed with his heartstrings if she was just gonna break it off in the end anyway

lads whats a good thing to collect?
something thats rare, but not too rare

>>39260220
This 8

You can have more, but only if you ask nicely

>>39260184
Do you actually read the posts in these threads?

>>39260211
It's sad but life is just like that sometimes. They both only had the best intentions. Susan loved the raw intensity and passionate way that ShipAnon loved her. ShipAnon enjoyed the sheer depth of their relationship, the way they connected on every possible level.

But in the end, you need more than just love to see you through.

>>39260201

add thirty and you're spot on.

>>39260237

Yes. All the time. Why?

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>>39260138
Enough doggo?

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>>39260239
This sad tale just further convinces me that love isn't worth it. Why do things always have to end in pain? Why can't we just be happy?

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>>39260056
Yea I really like these open world games. It took me fucking ages to figure out how those trade missions work with your fleet though, I'm a bit clueless with most vidya. Enjoy your evening lad, sounds comfy now you've got your stuff sorted

>>39259991
>tfw no bf to claim bennies with

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>>39260278
thank you anon, you're a cutie with strong arms I bet

>>39260248
legitimately disgusted that I share this board with someone so old

>>39260130
Where you do you meet these women Shippy? Teach me your ways

>>39260290
I'll be your bennies bf

>>39260314
Just for the bennies, right? No homo stuff.

>>39260311

Tough shit lad, I'd come to peace with the idea if I were you.

>>39260284
I think ShipAnon will tell you himself that loving Susan was the most profound experience of his life. The heartbreak was part of that. When you close your eyes to the pain in the world, you miss all of the beauty too. Even knowing that it would never work out in the end, I doubt he'd change things.

>>39260325
> No homo stuff.

Then what's the point of a bennies bf, ree

Don't understand why more lads don't just pretend to be a couple to claim bennies together

>>39260256
stinky phimosis NEET willy haha

>>39260334

Because there's no pecuniary advantage in it?

>>39260334
Because you get less bennies as a couple.

>>39260313

The 34 year old I met at a casino back in 2014, she was part of a hen do and probably a 2/10 or maybe a 3/10. Any port in a storm though.

The 28 year old was from tinder.

>>39260343

Very good lad, what would you like a tummy tickle?

>>39260346
>>39260352
>>39260334
What about a bunch of /britfeel/ posters in a house together then? Is there more bennies in that?

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>tfw showered 3 days in a row
who else here /cleanboy/?

>>39260370

Not unless they have kids together, no.

>>39260346
>>39260352

Oh right... thought you might get more bennies, haha n-never mind lads..

>>39260385

People actually do the opposite.

>>39260382
could adopt some la'

>>39260385
haha wanna pretend to be a couple anyway
just as a laugh like haha

>>39260385
>>39260393
A few years ago I had a female flatmate and we were both claiming, and they started sniffing around accusing us of being a couple. It was actually a bit humiliating when they took a look at us and instantly realised that there's no way she'd ever shag me. They never bothered either of us about it again.

>>39260374
That's an awful thumbnail. I shower pretty much once a day every day, don't understand how people can live like Ebin, sitting in their own filth. There's a mental illness there

>>39260329
>When you close your eyes to the pain in the world, you miss all of the beauty too.
This really makes me think. For a long time now I've resolved to never love again. I'm scared of getting hurt. I don't want to make myself vulnerable. Is that actually a bad decision?

I hope shipanon isn't hurting too much

>>39260400

True, but it's not really worth the hassle.

>>39260402
ahaha yeah sure mate, sounds hilarious, just a laugh like XD

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I was gonna play some vidya preferably with other anons but after my dinner, I feel like I'm having some food coma and lost all motivation to do anything other than shitposting.

What do?

>>39259330
that "mundam"looks nice, but not as nice as that "svam" or the "dat"

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. e

>>39259279
good OP image lads. like the animu bitchez. SEXY JOBCENTRE AMIRITE TIME TO LOOK FOR "WORK" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>39260454
Mass posting on an industrial scale

>>39260432
You have to make yourself vulnerable to ever make a true connection with another person. Vulnerability isn't the opposite of strength. On the contrary - the strongest people are the ones who make themselves the most vulnerable, who open their hearts to the world.

ShipAnon is one of those people. He's a strong man with a beautiful soul. It hurt him a lot to lose her, but he also knows there's so much more beauty in the world left to explore. That 3/10 he banged from a hen do at a casino, for instance.

>>39260427

My friend's son got his bennies stopped because he had a girl staying with him twice when they called. Different girls, both "strays" he'd picked up and let crash on his couch.

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>>39260286
It can be quite fun when done well. My current go-to open world is Warband aside from SA. Can't wait for the new Mount and Blade to be released.
On that topic, I can't wait for the new Wolfenstein either. Quite enjoyed the recent reboot.

>THIS IS NOW A SHIT MEME THREAD

ONLY UNIMAGINATIVE ANONS AND THEIR SHITTY FORCED MEMES ARE ALLOWED TO POST

>>39260427
lmao, you were actually were shagging her though right?

>>39260439
drink water, lie down, nap, digest, recover

>>39260332
Where are you from then you faggot?

>>39260428
o-oi... i haven't changed my bed in a month, and every night i sweat until its damp. am i going to die?

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>Tilde hasn't posted on her blog in days
I am lost with no direction, help

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Spread eagle 'cross the block
Spread eagle 'cross the block
Spread eagle 'cross the block

I fuck the music, I make it cum
I fuck the music with my serpent tongue
Hit hit hit!

Want a beer? Have no fear, comes and goes, man it's here
No one knows, feels so weird when it blows through my bones
I got a jones for it, I wanna know more
Cause it's 'bout what I got to show for it
I want some more of it, I want too much
I got so bored with it, I shot it up
Wanna light my torch with it and get all fucked up
(Yeah!)
What is it? Where is it? How will it affect me?
Fuck that shit, I need that shit's bound to be the death of me
Fuck buying it I'm taking it and sharing it with nobody

Cause all I really need is some cool shit to mob
Like driving down the street to the beat of a blow job

>>39260483
Cheshire. What about you, bumder?

>>39260478
I wish. She was a solid 8/10. We weren't even mates. The only times we spoke were to arrange flat stuff. I even had a deal with her where I'd pay reduced rent and she would have sole use of the living room (I had no interest in sitting in there)

>>39260495
I fap in my bed every night until it smells of piss and cum and I'm still A-okay.

Accommodation here changes bedsheet every week though.

>>39260495
No, but it will smell rancid and you might get a rash

>>39260472

howling at that last line

>>39260472
>That 3/10 he banged from a hen do at a casino, for instance.
2/10 let's be honest here

>>39260506
Doesn't actually sound too bad then

>>39260497
Maybe live your own life?

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REEE STOP TALKING ABOUT GFS I HAVE NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS WITH A GIRL

lads. why is everything so expensive?
my gym direct debit bounced and now they're going to slap me with 12 pound fee. Fuck.
I also need to buy shit from Ikea because I broke my clothes hanger like the twat I am.
I only make 100~ bong a month.

>>39260548
Yeah as far as flatshares go it was a good one, I had my own bathroom too so the only room we actually had to share was the kitchen.

>>39260555
aren't you a small little homo

>>39260555
Bloody hell what an awful body. Get some taste lad

NIce trips at least

>>39260555
Just get really drunk, head to the club, make eye contact with fat girls, walk over

>>39260563
It's not really that everything is expensive, it's more that you make a tiny amount of money.

>>39260573
>he doesn't like bacccck
>>39260568
4 u
>>39260581
A fat girl wouldnt even touch me with her pinky. I reek of autism.

>>39260564
Did you ever head down to the kitchen when she had people over and had to make small chat ?

>>39260610
The alcohol will definitely balance out your autism, she'll also likely be quite drunk and desperate too

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>>39260587
>>39260587
fuuuuck
fuuuuuuck
fuuuck
fuck
i'm never going to make it

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>brother keeps making comments on my diet and weight

I think I may sperg out soon desu. I can't cope with this

>>39260497
Tomorrow desu. I've been working every day since last Friday so I've been too tired for it. Should have a new picture tomorrow too provided I am in a decent mood

>>39260640
face pic fuccboi, ebins done it

>>39260620
Yeah sort of, but I can only remember one time I made small talk and the girl was really drunk. The rest of the time it would just be like

>Hi!
>Hey!

And that was it.

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>>39260610
you're not missing out on very much if i'm honest

>>39260659
don't encourage it, he already uses this thread as his own personal /soc/ blog

muh diet
muh whoremones
muh clothes
muh depressed
muh shekelstein

How fucking tedious~

>>39260671
was hoping hed do it and get banned because of the new rules desu

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how do I spoiler images? can't seem to find that option

>>39260677
literally every fucking day on repeat

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let's all play a nice game, eh?

>>39260638
kek
how do you even live on 100 a month? get a proper job mate

>>39260669
Man, black twitter has the best memes

>>39260667
Sounds like you had a pretty sweet deal mate, why did you stop living there? You get a better place or job?

As a 30 yr old I'm getting a bit triggered by the '25+' threads. Who the fuck cares if you're 24 or 25?

>>39260677
>>39260713
It really is tedious. I'm not going to pretend my life is any more exciting but I don't fucking blog about it in the thread. What's the point of Tilde even having a blog if he talks about his miserable, boring life here?

>>39260505
East Sussex, full bumders.

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>>39260472
Wow, I really admire shipanon now. How can I learn to open myself up more when it feels so unnatural now?

>>39260755
because he'll go tee hee and flirt with the desperate prison gays for attention who will do anything for another pic of a lanky bloke wearing oversized clothes

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>>39260731
"minions sadposting"

>>39260737
It was in a really expensive area and for 100 quid more I managed to find a flat on my own in a cheaper area with no sharing at all. Preferred that.

>>39260718
haha whoops, you got me

>>39260751
As a 32 year old, I don't mind them.

Under 25 can fuck off though. They don't know the feels. And the "hurr durr I'm 19 how do I not be you" makes me want to punch them in the face

>>39260763
Rubik's cube meditation. It's the secret behind his zen-like unattachment to material outcomes.

Alright lads, I've fallen for the meme. Recommend a /cube/ please, and do I need to buy lubricant for the cube as well?

>>39260798
>Under 25 can fuck off though. They don't know the feels
This gatekeeping shit needs to stop

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>young male in a black mini sat waiting in his car next to mine when I walked out of tesco

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>>39260798
well it would be useful if you told us what to avoid

you know so we can avoid the whole virgin loser at 32 lark

>>39260828
>21 year old kid thinks they understand feels
That shit needs to stop

>>39260838
did you take his license plate number

>>39260838
you drive tilde?

>>39260838
whats this now, getting horny to young boys as well as old men? proper bender you are

>>39260838
Tilde can I have a gf application form pls.

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>>39260838
how long till you post tidy room picture lad?

also since I'm not the only person who posts lain I'll make the effort to only post .gifs

LADS H3H3 WON THE LAQSUIT AGAINST MATT HOSS

PAPA BLESS VPAE NAYSHE YALL

>>39260891
what was he even sued for?

>>39260824

This is the best you can buy, 20 bong

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Roxenda-Smooth-Magic-Ganspuzzle-Puzzles/dp/B01LZ0XKFG/ref=sr_1_1

But for just over 10 bong, you could get this which is fine for a beginner

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MoYu-AoLong-Puzzle-smooth-turning/dp/B01E71ZGJM/ref=sr_1_2?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1503515886&sr=1-2&keywords=moyu

The lube is not essential really, not until you get under 30 seconds, especially with those cubes that are good straight out of the box

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lubricant-Puzzles-Professional-Smoother-Brazier/dp/B01LHIAASA/ref=pd_sbs_21_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=40QT13HB1KN1JTN01VST

thats good, but a bit pricey, you can get cheaper lubes on cubicle.com but they can be a bit of a hassle at times

>>39260846
That's funny, I am actually 21. But it's sad that a 32 year old man thinks he has exclusive rights to feels and that anyone under the age of 25 doesn't have the right to post feels. Do you not see how ridiculous that is? I mean sure, your life is probably shittier than mine but so what.Grow up

>>39260891
o(riginal comment)kay

I bought some white magnums, huge pajeet family in there and the pajeet grandmother was looking at me while I used the self service.

>>39260855
no, I ran down the side of my car, got in, locked the doors and tried reversing out fast but I only turned the key once so the engine wasn't properly on so I fumbled around for ages

>>39260858
>>39260888
silly boys~

>>39260890
Tesco didn't have fucking mattress toppers. They had them the other day and they have air mattresses and other shit but no mattress toppers

>>39260932
>I'm a child, I totally understand what feels are! Honest

Whatever kid. Go back to your >no gf feels

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>>39260932
>>39260846
>>39260828
>>39260798

Lads, lads, pack it in.

Underaged faggots are cancer, but you don't have to be a wizard to feel

>>39260858
>>39260888
>>39260838
>Ebin posting with Tilde's waifu and tricking people
Is this his new way of getting more (You)s?

best book for learning /cubing/?

>>39260942
>only not replying to the post bringing up your homosexuality

fucking howling, it just confirms it even more every time
one SMALL TIP to get ebin to NEVER reply to your posts EVER AGAIN

>>39260956
Based Knock Knock establishing order

>>39260957
Tilde normally does shit for (you)s, I beat him on a post/(you) basis and I'm a bit less popular. Why would the king change his coat?

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>>39260824
The best ones are the QiYi Valk 3, the Gans 356 Air, and the MoYu Weilong GTS V2, along with their magnetised versions. Shippy recommends the Gans. After doing like 6 hours research though, I'm going for the GTS V2 M(agnetised) myself

This is probably the best comparison between the non-magnetised versions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6re1GRu2gNc

This is the most comprehensive comparison between the magnetised versions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKerYKbumM

Getting lubrication will also probably be very useful/necessary but I haven't done any research into that yet. That said, 'DNM 37' seems to be a popular lube

>>39260969

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Speed-Solving-Cube-Step-step/dp/1402753136/ref=sr_1_1

Buy this one anon. Youtube videos are probably better for it though

>>39259641
Will you take photos for us? Low angle with no kecks?

I AM SO EXCITED FOR REAL TILDE GIRL PHOTOS THIS IS ALMOST LIKE HAVING A GF

Frosted shreddies are half price in tesco

>sitting in a 'Spoons alone
Working away from home and being an alkie is hell lads.

>>39261013
hows wanking to old men treating you lad?
still getting those intrusive thoughts of being fucked up the arse that give you boners despite claiming to hate gays?

>>39261020
Why not drink alone at home like a normal person?

>>39261046
I haven't done that actually, been wanking to females recently

>>39261020
why not just buy alcohol? much cheaper and comfier to drink at home

>>39261055

He said he's working away from home, otherwise he probably would be

Wheres Lenlad? I wish he would post

>>39261059

also geometrically sadder.

>>39261056
tilde and other traps dont count as female no matter how much it convinces you that youre straight to think that they are lad

>>39261083
Don't listen to them ebin mate, it's not gay if he or she is cute. Absolute nonsense

>>39261055
Because I work away a lot. In Londonnistan at the minute.

>>39261059
Because I work away.

>>39261056
>been wanking to females recently
we all know that's bollocks lad, c'mon

>>39261095
well just buy drink and take it to wherever youre staying

>>39261079
He said he was ill yesterday, he's probably dead
rip

>>39261095
So you're staying at a hotel or something? Id' still rather drink there than alone at a spoons, that's just grim

>>39261122
>tfw he never showed boipucci

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>>39261122
Aids can kill even the nicest of souls. RIP len

>>39261116
What if he wants to drink cold beer?

longest you lads have gone without a five knuckle shuffle? 2 months ago the last time i tugged 1 off n im ordering an escort that does raw oral this weekend so i can unleash 2 months of shaft serum on her tits

>>39261116
>sitting in a premier inn alone drinking Stellas
That honestly sounds even more grim.

>>39261125
The difference is I can get booze on draft in a pub.

>>39261122
Sweet! Now there's an opportunity to slide into Saku's DMs!

>>39261145
I hereby proclaim you interesting masturbation words man
Five or so days maybe

>>39261146
>sitting in a premier inn alone drinking Stellas

confession time desu
every month i spend a night in a premier inn and drink alone until i pass out. i just need to get away from my house sometimes. i find the rooms very comfy, although i can only browse 4chan with their internet, not post for some reason

>>39261145
>2 months
Bloody hell, enjoy blowing your load in 5 seconds. Longest I've gone is only about a week but I don't wank too much

>>39261184
Are you guy who spends Christmas in a budget hotel too?

been thinking about ordering food for the past 3 hours, should i do it

>>39261145
Idk, maybe a month. I don't really think about it that much.

>>39261202
not that lad but it sounds like we'd get along
i spend my birthday and holidays like christmas and halloween there so it seems like im out with friends, my parents dont know im just sitting in a room alone crying

>>39261184
What's the problem with your house where you feel the need to do that lad?

>>39261184
How much are rooms normally? I wouldn't mind doing that so I can dildo myself silly without parents interrupting

bets cube on amazon if I'm not looking to speedsolve? (at first)

>>39261232
i do it when my parents fighting gets out of hand, i cant handle that. it can be pretty pricey but you can book a room pretty last minute

>>39261240
it varies a lot just by the date, like one day its 50 quid and the day after its 90, i dont understand it. check your local area on their website desu

>>39261251
currently looking at this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MAGNETIC-Weilong-GTS-Professional-Competition/dp/B073NMF6NX

see no problem dropping 30quid if it will last a lifetime

>>39261251
Cheaper to get a good one from the beginning than get a shit one now then upgrade later on imo

>>39261213
something something fraction of the price desu

>>39261168
>implying you didn't have him and len on steam

>>39261213
Do what the fuck you want. Why the fhck does it maytter

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>>39261122
So Saku is probably up for grabs

>>39261240
Maybe just find a quiet hotel room so you can kill yourself without being interrupted?

>>39261184

I remember you anon, I'm glad you are still here.

>>39261295
I only have 1 waifuposter on Steam actually and it's neither of them, so wew @ you.

>>39261309
You're going to need some strong arms if you want to grab Sakulard

>>39261311
Your internalised homophobia is getting out of hand, Ebin.

>>39261264
If you can afford to chill in a hotel every month why not just move out?

>went to the doctors today to get injections because i'm going on holiday
>nurse asked me if i was going to be "promiscuous" and if i wanted a hepatitis b jab
>i went bright red and mumbled "no"

ffs why is it always a cute girl at the doctors

>>39261283
You can get it here for 10 bong less, and you have the option of stickered or stickerless https://speedcubeshop.com/products/moyu-weilong-gts2m-3x3

That's my thinking too anon, I hope to not buy a 3x3 for at least a year after this one (unless I catch the bug)

One day, at some point in 2018, maybe late 2017, you'll be browsing britfeel and see a post. It'll have about 17 (you)s, and the image will be spoilered.

You'll open the image, and there you'll see

Ebin's clean, mould free, freshly painted wall

>>39261337
cheers lad, surprised you remember it was forever ago i last posted about it
next time im there ill try and figure out a way to post with their internet and share pics of my night for the lads

>>39261381
one night in a hotel room a month is cheaper than a flat desu

>>39261283
>not making your own rubik's cube for a fraction of the price

>>39261394
Hoping he's dead by then

>>39261391
nice one on the cheaper link lad and same lad hoping to buy one then done

>>39261184
I work away from home for about 4 days a week. The other two days I work locally. Problem is I can't get too leathered because the company I work for pays for my digs.

>>39261394
then two months later it will be mouldy againg because they just painted over it and didn't get rid of it or do any of the repairs needed

>>39261394
It'll probbaly be sooner than that desu, he's done some good work on his room today. I'm proud of him

Lads I fuckin love this, anyone else unashamedly love nightcore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSCN0EjNKkA

>>39261400
That's true but you get 30 nights instead of just one and you never have to deal with your parents shit again.

>>39261400

I remember because I used to consider doing that myself, but never did in the end. People at the time told me it was silly spending such sums of money, but I'm sure you know it's worth it, you just need a break once in a while to make the rest of the time bearable.

>>39261389
That's pretty cute lad. What third world shithole are you going to?

>>39261441
And you also need an extra 300+ a month depending on area too...

>>39261432

Me too, /ourlad/ will probably end up as one of the successful britfeelers

How do I go about stopping wanting to hurt myself, and/or fuck myself over by purposely wasting all my money on stupid shit because i dont deserve to have any spare money or enjoy anything

>>39261442
if you book in advance you could get it cheap just to try it for one night
if it becomes a habit try to go to multiple ones in a rotation, ive been recognised before and it was very embarrassing

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>>39261283
Ask nicely and see if Ebin or Tilde will send you theirs, they haven't touched them since they got them

>>39261485
>giving my address to either of those sociopaths

>comfy talking about hotels and cubes
>"they" always have to try and make it about them again

Every time

>>39261476
Therapy could do you some good

>>39261501
I'd happily bumfuck Tilde in my hotel room. I'd pay him 350 for the hour too.

>>39261309
a lot to grab onto anon

>>39261485
>tfw I meet shippy in a casino car park and whip out a rubiks cube and solve it in 0.5 milliseconds to his amazement

>>39261513
You could probably have him pay you for the honour you desparate fuck

Wasn't funny the first time, mouldylocks

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Reminder that Tilde is 5'10''

You're not shorter than Tilde, are you anon?

>>39261532
You come across a bit surprised that there's desperate faggots on 4chan.

>>39261513
>I'd happily bumfuck a stranger who probably looks like shit
of course

Ate a load of fruit and now I feel sick

I wear nappies and dress up like a little girl

I want everybody to know. Everyone in my life. My mother, the police, my boss, everyone.

How should I tell them?

>>39261535
ebin claims to be 4'11"

>>39261542
I understand desparate guys paying prozzies but paying some tranny who doesn't remotely pass is just sad.

>>39261535
i'm 5'11 if i go on my tiptoes

>>39261508
I cant get therapy. i wouldnt want to waste some cunts time with me anyway. i'm unable to change

>>39261556
Do it in song

>>39261535
I'm 5'8, wouldn't mind Tilde dominating me though. She'd be a good dominatrix

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my normie brother just entered my room and gave me a bag of spare chips he ordered from a takeaway, the smell is making me almost sick

>>39261535
>tfw 5'5
Please kill me

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My mum just walked in on me watching porn with my trousers down. I had time to shut my laptop but she must have seen my bits. She walked out immediately.
Fuck, she usually never comes in without knocking. 10 years I've been wanking and this is the first time I've been caught.

>>39261535

I'm 6 foot 2

>>39261556
Post it on your facebook. Word will soon spread
You could also put fliers up in your area

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I feel like we're all such close friends