/britfeel/

Fuck me, the sun is uncomfy.

Would any nice kind people like to buy Subnautica for me?

:)

>>39247965
why dont you buy it yourself?

>>39247982
Because I don't have 15 quid to spend at the moment!

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Oh dear >>>/bant/ is leaking into /r9k/ what to do?

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>>39248054
>/r9k/ is leaking into britfeel

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>>39248088
>robots are leaking into /r9k/

>>39247864
Why were you so desperate to post this 20 fucking posts early in the nightshift with that ridiculious thumbnail OP image.

>>39248148
He should delete it, fucking state of that OP

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>>39247965
Did you make a terrible new thread just to fucking beg at the top of it?

please no one buy this shit for them

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>daytime image
>4:39am
>still complete darkness

There's already a thread running why do you fags need to spam the board with your /soc/ crap like this.

>>39247965
Steam?

original spaghetti

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>>39247864
THE ABSOLUTE STATE...
DELETE THIS

>>39248271
They have the /brit/ but not the /feel/.

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>>39247864
surprise surprise 135

is buying a custom hoodie a good idea?

Dont the prints come off and they're horrible sizes

>>39248358
Usually, and it'll be expensive af if not.

Well I guess we need to keep posting to get this past the bump limit before everyone wakes up to an uncomfy thread
Night guard, it is our duty

>>39248241
what an absolute beg lads x

>>39247907
Just like the OP image tbqh

>>39248469
That's what made me say it, not just the res though. It makes me want to look away. The blue sky with a few clouds is digusting.

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>>39248422
Posting an op image that should have been used

>>39248499
Reminds me of when i went to the kebab shop at 1am a few months back and it was foggy as fuck

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Someone, tuck me to bed. I want to sleep through this hunger.

>>39248489
Britfeels - uncomfy for nigntguard edition

>>39248518
*tucks in* here you go lad x

>>39248517
Cool, foggy nights rule. Especially with some shitty fast food.

>>39248517
Sounds pretty fucking comfy anon

>>39248518
Night night you little hungry muffin

>>39248299
I wonder what Cillaposters legacy here is really

>>39248609
think its just a want of recognition but no real drive to even try to make content

>>39248622
Perhaps it's a GCHQ ploy to try and assimilate into britfeel society and identify high risk individuals such as ebin who are a bit loop

>>39248609
to surprise us every thread tbqb mate gets me every time lads aha lmao !

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>She's never coming back and you lost the single person you could be at peace with and genuinely enjoy company with whilst having the love factor
>Think about her all these years later
does it ever get any better anons?

Why are you awake at this hour the /nightguard/?

>>39248775
I'd ask you the same anon
I'm unwilling to sleep personally

Why won't someone just buy me a game?

>>39248707
>does it ever get any better anons?
its coming up to two years for me
still awful

>>39248707
Sometimes I feel lucky that I was never this close to a person. I don't have a 'one that got away'.

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>>39248834
have you tried
GETTING A FUCKING JOB

>>39248863
It's been 3-4 for me and it's not a good feel
Miss her so much

>>39248817
I can't stop thinking about wanting to die haha

>>39248775
The front fell off my sleep schedule.

>>39248924
I often wish that I could disappear from the face of this planet my existence is a disgrace and desu everything would be so much better if I could just fucking die but yet here I am just living day by day wondering why a worthless person like me is allowed to live
It's like a voice in the back of my head " I wish I could die, I wish I was dead, you should just fucking kill yourself, you're fucking pathetic "

>>39248834
how much is it?

>>39248883
Easier said than done

>>39249242
About 15 quid I think!

It's subnautica!

>>39249327
please fuck off, this thread isnt here for this

>>39249327
Dude fuck off you have nigh on 400 games

>>39249355
>>39249377
Nice dubs but he asked me how much it was! I was just replying to him!

>>39249377
>Google the steam username
>Entire first page is just 4chan archive links of the same cunt begging for games

>>39249432
Don't be such a liar! There's only 5 links, one is my profile, one is steam rep, one is an archive of someone begging me to unblock him, and only two are of me asking for games!

Don't spread lies!

I used to gift games all the time, I don't see why it's a big deal to ask for one now!

>>39249509
why dont you just go out and beg for money on the street

I mean its the same thing really.

Got a job this Monday in a warehouse. I'm missing the neet life already.

>>39250165
Just wait for payday anon. Wealth makes it all better

What a horrible time to be awake. I don't have work for hours but I'll be tired for my whole shift.

>>39250460
Think of it this way: You're not as productive when you're tired, so you're saving your productive hours for your time off when you can do things you enjoy.

Anyone else get the sense that if they fully appreciated how dire their situation was they'd have to end it? There must be so much we're either unaware of or we're blocking out because it's too dreadful to take it all on.

>What health problems we have
>What health problems will develop/ kill us
>What viruses are on our computers
>What's being taken out of our bank accounts >What's being done on the sly by those in power
>People we care about who secretly hate us
>Horrendous abuse being committed just a few doors down
>Horrible secrets the future has in store for us
>The secret resentments our families hold for us
>Glaring flaws in ourselves that everyone but us is aware of

>>39250549
That's a nice idea, but when I finish I'll probably go to bed fairly early so I can cuck again the next morning. I'll pretty much have to have my 'free time' before work. Not counting the time of my own I'll have spent doing printouts. Plus the three hours I worked for free planning at home. All for minimum wage too.

>>39250561
No point in dwelling on things you have so little power to change. I live my life based on what I experience on a daily basis. If the pain of living becomes great enough to outweigh the possibility of a better future, I'll kill myself. Until them, I'll watch anime and fap to traps.

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Stats retake time boys if I fail I hero
Fucking four hour exams
>>39250561
Living is currently better than dieing, even in spite of everything that you're saying being true.

Naga Munchetty is ace.

>>39250716
Also watching her. Why do you say so?

>>39250751

She just seems like a laugh and she's very pretty.

Dreamt that i heard a recording of my voice and i sounded really gay and camp.

Relax
take it EEE-EEEE-ZAAYYY
For there is nothing that we can do.

>>39250913
I guess you're living the dream.

>>39250917
I remember getting home and listening to this after butching my exams.

>>39250913
Did you record yourself and listen to it to make sure?

>>39247864
Weirdest feeling that all the football players and sportsmen are a good four, five or six years younger than me. Seems like only yesterday I'd be looking up to them and they were older than me.

>>39250945
Reee
>>39251246
No but i know what i sound like recorded and i hate it

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I, Zack Sabre Jr, hereby challenge sexy Kev to a wrestling match for the King of Britfeel Title at Alexander Palais.

I'm a vegan and ardent Labour supporter, so my winnings from the match will be donated to the party that is For the Many, Not the Few.

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>>39251309
For those of you who don't believe me, here is a picture of Jeremy and I, or 'Jez' as I call him.

>>39250710
Why can't she just do some body weight squats every other day?

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Useful chart

Morning lads. Seeing my favourite hooker Friday for a 3 hour meet.

Very excited. My balls are heavy.

>>39251404
This meme has to die
>>39251485
Knees weak, arms are heavy.

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>mfw your realise Mr Brightside is actually a cuck fantasy song

>>39251464
What's the definition of mong

>>39251497
Rightly So, is that you?

>>39251404
She knows millions of people find her attractive anyway, i doubt she's bothered.

>>39251502
A person who is stupid or who has learning difficulties.

>>39251497
The beta provider anthem.

Good guitar part though.

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>>39251309
>I'm a vegan and ardent Labour supporter
You have already lost my lad.

- Kev x

>>39251497
>There will never be anything like Brass Eye Paedogeddon! ever again due to the sensitive nature of people these days

>>39251532
So everyone on 4chan then

Remember when.people used to actually post feels on r9k and sometimes those feels were incredibly sad

Hello boys it's wednesday int it

>>39251596
>Remember when people used to post funny greentexts and it wasn't full of traps and prison gays?

Alright lads, any good stories ?

>had a dream my mum jacked me off and I came
>didn't actually come
fuck it was hot tho

>>39251567
That bit at the beginning though where they have a porn actress in a reconstruction of a child being raped in a caravan. That's a bit fucked up.

>>39251605
It is Wednesday, my dudes.

I'll go kill myself.

>>39251615
I once saw a man dressed as a chicken wielding a double ended dildo fight a knight with armor and a sword made out of beer cans.

slept for 5 hours and I woke up more tired than before

>>39251611
I never had the attention span to read them. Now they are gone forever

>>39251596

Yes, and sad is an apt descriptor. Still, it's fixed now.

Can already feel that today is gonna be an extra shit day of wageslaving. Only 8 more hours to go.. haha...

>>39251497
Incredible song live though. Crowd basically louder than the singer.

>>39251615
I was in the dole office yesterday and there was some guy mumbling incoherently about "bawbags" and "anonymongs". Proper mentalist.

>need a shit
>can't shit
Truly a tale as old as time.

>>39251615
Got a story about trying to acquire a belly gf a few years back. Will type it when i'm free.

>Mum has a mental episode, throwing shit around
>police come out
>ambulance comes out
I'm gonna have to somehow explain this to my friends when they find out, fuck I want to move and start again desu

>>39251683
I don't particularly want to hear the crowd's rendition though.

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>just watched my neighbor take her bins in
>recognize her
>its a girl I went to school with
>living with her Chad bf
>hear them moaning sometimes when they leave the bedroom windows open

They're just doing animal impressions r-right?

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Just ordered McDonalds breakfast to be delivered presumably 10-15 minutes from now.

Hope I get sick of these delicious bastards since they'll no longer be a rarity. Otherwise I'm gonna go broke and or die.

>>39252008
Maccers deliver? Also get a griddle and make your own.

>>39252014
Uber Eats does McDonalds

I finally got that 20 McNugget box I was too ashamed to order in person

>>39252022
Fucking hell lad. I think you just send me down a dark path.

>>39252008
The egg is really off putting for me now. I got one awhile back with egg, the smell of it hit me and I just took it off and gave it to the dog.

>>39252014
Third party services exist nowadays (Deliveroo, One-Delivery), I'm way too lazy to make stuff hence why so happy I can the holy grail of food delivered now. Would go months between having these babies.

>>39252008
I had the bacon one a few days ago
it was pretty rancid to be honest
had pancakes too because I was being such a glutton
and a chocolate muffin

got funny looks as I'm a 9 stone skelly now, this is how I used to eat every day

>>39252022
not just walking up to the counter and asking for a share box of nuggets and a large coke

>>39252056
Couldn't bring myself to do it

>>39251529
That's no reason go abandon self improvement.

>>39251567
I think they released it the time of the pedo riots, the hysteria was probably worse back then but the producers didn't give a fuck or about what the papers said

The Lineker part gets me every time

>>39252008

Fuck me it's like a bio lab experiment that's gone.... Not quite right.

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Hope this thread is more comfy today lads!

>>39252266
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why

>>39252268

Because /britfeel/ is supposed to be comfy lad!

>organising hundreds of pointless letters
>they're in a fuckin mess
>too hot
>grey office
>no windows
>need a shit but can't go
>autistic boss shouting random orders that make no sense
You NEETs better be extra comfy for me today.

>>39252031
>>39252048
>>39252217
I'm stuffed lads, fuck that was delicious.
>it's like a bio lab experiment that's gone... Not quite right
Kind of how I feel on account of the fucking brown grease stuff that soaks the wrappers, but fuck me they're delicious.

>>39252427
>grey office
At least they haven't let the office roasties "spruce the place up a bit".

>>39252456
I mean theres a shitty fake potted plant on the desk next to mine if that counts.

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>>39252442
sounds like a shit maccies lad
mine's alright

I say mine, there's 3 within walking distance of each other.

>>39252466
Ew. Normal plants are shitty enough.

This made me sad

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-wiltshire-41012135

Fucking off me please. I can't do it myself.

Good morning lads.

I used to be a /britfeel/ regular, but I decided to leave last year and sort my life out a bit. Things have progressed and now I run a business called Skin Tight Films. We make adult films for distribution online.

I decided to come back here to try and help out my old pals. We're looking for lads to be in a series of gay porn films, shooting in Hampshire. The pay would be 250 quid a day plus all expenses, shooting over 4 days in a country house. Accommodation and travel included.

If you have a slim or muscular build, you're aged between 18-28 and you think you could stay hard on camera, then we'd be interested. If you think you fit the bill, let me know and I'll provide contact details.

>>39252488
do people just not like being reminded of the suffering they cause?

>>39252474
>No sausage
The sausage is the best part lad, and probably also the cause of all that grease.

Had 2 double sausage egg mcmuffins with bacon added

>>39252488
Why? They are meat pigs, they were going to die for sausage anyway

It's a nice gesture, give them the actual pigs they helped save

>>39252540
The sausage is indeed the best part

I gwt breakfast wraps though, don't like the round eggs

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Washing machine arriving some time before 1pm. It was quite a nightmare removing the old one

>>39252560
sausage without the tube skin isn't really a sausage
just a pork patty

>>39252569
New appliances are very stressful.

Well that rain was pretty damn mental. Had to pull the car over from how heavy it got, couldn't see a thing.

>>39252495
>you think you could stay hard on camera,
>on /britfeel/
howling

Fucking off me. OFoFOFOfofofof MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

>>39252022
Oh god lad. How much extra does it cost to have the uber twat fetch you it?

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Well doesn't that just scream you did it loud as fuck to everyone.

>>39252657
>uber twat

What makes him a twat?

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What's the plan for national burger day lads?

>>39252688
he works for uber

>>39252594

I had to turn the water main off to remove the old one, and can't turn it back on until I've connected the pipe to the new one, so I'm stuck without water for the next few hours also

>>39252695
So? How does that make someone a twat?

>>39252688
I don't care. Just tell me how much more it costs me to have food delivered to me through uber.

I take it you work for Uber.

>>39252714
>I take it you work for Uber

Wrong.

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>>39252495

They don't call me 'Hard' knock for nothing, sign me up

>>39252720
How much does it cost though?

>>39252657
2 quid I think

>>39248032
but yet your priority is begging for a game and not earning more money or managing money better, interesting

>>39252721
Why do nerdy dudes insist on magnifying their ugliness with that awful haircut? An uncut bedhead would look better than that pumped up kicks tier shit. Actually fuck that, school shooters can be pretty aesthetic.

Fuck that guy and his stupid haircut.

>>39252740
I was thinking that exact thing. If he doesn't have 15 quid then the last thing he should be doing with his time is playing a computer game.

>>39252755
it's not just that he doesn't have it it's that he also feels he deserve other peoples money more than them

>>39252755

He probably spent it all on tranny pills judging by the rest of his posts

>>39252774
Reminds me of a tranny I saw on twitter recently on twitter who had an Smazon wishlist so his orbiters could buy him things.

results day tomorrow wish me luck lads

>>39252802
Fuck. *Amazon

How was that not original?

>>39252802
Tilde has that. I've bought her a few things off it, nothing expensive.

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>>39252746
>Fuck that guy and his stupid haircut.
Well I'm not going to hold him back now.

- Kev x

how do you guys listen to music?
>spotify on desktop and ps4
>music player when out and about

>>39252826
Got a link? I'd be interested to see what Tilde's into.

>>39252820
Doesn't the robot ignore things like punctuation marks? It would have just took you rmessage as Fuck Amazon but is no doubt not original at this point

>>39252816
This is an 18+ website, boy.

>>39252835
Download it and use Foobar.

>>39252835
Mostly the Amazon music player since you get some free streaming with Amazon prime.
Otherwise things I have downloaded through my computer.

>>39252845
She made me swear I wouldn't post it here, sorry.

I miss my boyfriend lads, it's been so long since that day

>>39252856
I know mate I'm 19 just took them 3 years later

>>39252871
>She
Jesus Christ, the delusion.

>>39252871
Screenshot the 4th item on the list

>>39252856
Could be a third year A leveler. I was. Still failed.

>>39252871
Fair enough, at least he doesn't expect strangers to buy him things.

>>39252879
This is such a facebook tier post. Give us a greentext or something laddo

>>39252882
It's Tilde without his trip trying to get lads to start calling him a she.

>>39252879
If you're female I'm sorry for your loss if your male BAHAHAHAHA get reckd
Faggot

>>39252882
Not him but I do it on a case by case basis. Not because I believe they're women, but because it makes non-passing trannies and SJW types really fucking angry when you only address the ones he actually look like women as she/her.

I wouldn't be opposed to doing /britfeel/ secret santa this year. I've participated in the /r9k/ secret santa twice, but I don't venture outside of /britfeel/ now

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>>39252885
Screenshot attached.

If anyone's interested in Studio Ghibli, "When Marnie was here" is about to start on Film4

>>39252933
How about the 7th and the 9th?

>>39252826
That's honestly pathetic mate. There's a girl who went to my school whose a total slut and gets people to buy her things. Guys who buy females stuff who aren't their closet friends/girlfriends randomly are pathetic hahahaha

>>39252946
What about guys who buy guys pretending to be females things?

Lowest of the low

>>39252919
Seems like a surefire way to buy something for someone else and get nothing in return.

>>39252933
Tilde may be a man, but he has the taste in books of a 40 year old woman.

Post more items though.

>>39252894
No because it will give away which poster I am

I think I'd rather be a girl but being a tranny isn't worth the effort when you aren't even getting the real deal in the end.

>>39252955
Aye even worse.

>>39252946
It's not really mate. Most guys do it.

>>39252945
>>39252958
I'm not going to start posting them all, sorry.

>>39252962
How would it give that away? If it's been "so long" then it must have been at least 6 months or so

>>39252969
you've broken more ground than every tranny listening to his dick

>>39252946
>>39252955
Literally beta providing.

>>39252962
unless you drop names or locations i don't think you're going to reveal yourself, post your greentext faggot

>>39252978
Post the 7th and the 9th and no more after that.

>>39253008
If Tilde wants to share her list with everyone then she will.

>>39253021
If he did. I'd consider buying him something.

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link ur shitposting wagons, bois

>>39252978
Most guys are pathetic then. Don't justify cuckold behaviour my friend

>>39253032

Measuring tape on the desk, I like it

>>39253032
I'm worried someone I know would recognise it.

Also that computer is vomitous.

>>39253032
It's a macbook with some stickers on it.
I'm sure you can imagine.

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>only 2.5 hours of slavery left

Went super fast desu lads

>>39252826
Not true! I think I would buy anons stuff if they had them tbqh. Don't think I want one myself however

>>39252979
Let's just say I'm one of the oldfags from 2+ years ago and I got ghosted, it was all going so well...

Got asked out by a girl last night over text, it started with 'So I'm finally drunk enough to the point where I can say'

What do?

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Cold weather can't come soon enough lads. If it's still hot in fucking September like it was last year I will not be happy.

>>39253090
literally just give her the dick

>>39253081
you have junlad on steam azu, just talk to him

>>39253090
idk probably have a relationship or some shit. Never gotten that far before.

>>39253097
I kind of miss those fags. Lenners too.

>>39253081
How does a boyfriend ghost you? Were you officially a couple? You're not the waifuposter who thought they were a tranny and fell for the degenerate slut were you? That would be a bit pathetic lad

>>39253090
Is she hot? What stops you giving it a try

>>39253107
Len is the best tbqh <3 Pretty friendly guy the rare times I've interacted with him.

>>39253107
>>39253126
Agreed, Wish he'd post more. We need more nice people in here and less nasty, spiteful NEETs

Azu is lainposter

>>39253138
It's a shame we will get accused of been Len.
I just honestly find him a comfy addition to the thread compared to some.

>>39253138
Most of the NEETboys here are pretty chill though.

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>literally live in the most upper class place in birmingham
>fucking paki and nigger kids are still going around here committing crimes and stealing cars

What an absolute shithole this country is.

>>39253164
Key word there is most.

>>39253189
>The most upper class place in Birmingham

Do you work in an upper class call center too?

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Think I'm going to go for the GTS V2 M. I've done loads of research into the 3 cubes, and everyone seems to have a different opinion. This has made it really difficult to decide. There is probably very little difference between them. Some people love the Gans, some people hate the Gans. On average it seems the Valk gets less criticism than the Gans. Those that love the GTS2 though seem to really, really love it. Besides, the GTS2 M is the cheapest of the bunch at less than 20 bong, half as much as the Gans

Only things I'm concerned about are the noise and the quality of the magnets. The GTS2 is supposedly very loud, and some have reported the magnets falling out of place. The sounds of the cubes don't seem to be consistent though; in some vids in GTS sounds quieter than the Valk, in some the Valk sounds quieter than the Gans, and in others it's the other way around

The only thing I need to decide now is whether to get the stickerless or the stickered version. To be honest I don't like the look of the stickerless version at all, I think it looks tacky and the colours look pastely, like a children's toy. I'm a little concerned about the stickers chipping though; I don't want to have to resticker the cube

Are you supposed to actually hear a voice in your head when you think/read? I only ever had that when I tried weed, normally it's just silent, it's like talking but completely silent, and it's also unnecessary because all thoughts are instant but for some reason I still transcribe them in my talking paced silent monologue. But when I search it, apparently faggots actually hear it.

What the fuck lads?

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So lads. Shadow Warrior is free on Steam till about 6pm today if anyone wants to add it to their account.

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Just been dismissed from my job during my probation period. Apparently I have this attitude which is new to me and I essentially I can't do everything perfect all the time.

>>39253138
He posted here yesterday, he said he's been quite ill recently
Probably AIDS off sakulad

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>>39253189
>live in a low income neighborhood in northern Europe
>few sandies and nigger kids running around, not causing trouble apart from being loud
Got 99 problems but a nig ain't one

>>39253210
>like a children's toy
Well that's because it IS a children's toy.
>I don't want to have to resticker the cube
Then don't be clumsy and remove the stickers.

>>39253215
Sounds pretty normal lad. Unless you're perceiving the voices like someone in the room talking to you you're fine.

captcha: RE-CYCLING HERB

>>39253210

I have generally always preferred stickered, although my 5x5 stickerless is brilliant. For a 3x3 I'd never buy stickerless though. Stickers are annoying but worth it in my opinon. The gts is definitely a quiet cube, although but the sounds of your video, anything will be quiet than a zanchi

>>39253246
What was the job mate?

>>39253210
What is that? It it like a rubiks cube?

>>39253249
That's not a nice thing to say. Be respectful

>>39253292
>Respect a pathetic neet who has never achieved a single thing in his life

Respect has to be earned.

>>39253266
Technical Admin lad

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>>39253143
I am certainly not!

>>39253304
That's weird that your attitude was a problem. Did they go into more details?

>>39253153
It's only 2 "people" with a problem. Everyone else knows he's /ourboy/

>>39253320
Well it wasn't really explained but I was told before by the same person that I had one. Thing is though I said before to them that I never have one and that if it seemed like I did, that I didn't. Just seemed like really petty excuses, apparently making a couple of mistakes is another good reason to dismiss me.

>>39253336
Seems like you have an attitude from your message here tbqh

>>39253336
Ah well, fuck them lad. I'm sure you'll find something else soon enough.

>>39253215
>Are you supposed to actually hear a voice in your head when you think/read?
You mean inner dialogue? Yes. How can you not get it when you read? Are you dumb?

>>39253358
Well you would have one when you're dismissed for silly reasons.

Living by a main road is really starting to get on my tits, lads. My room sounds like Baba's Barbershop.

>>39253336
You ever been considered for the 'tism lad? People used to tell me i was moody but turns out i'm just a spastic.

>>39253433

>Constantly asking people "Have you got the 'tism"
>Has "the 'tism" himself

Not surprised desu

>>39253358
Got a bit of that too

>You have an attitude
>No, you're wrong I don't. And if it seems like I do, I don't.

I need to find God

>>39253246

Sperg detected.

>>39253451
that cunt owes me money
when you see him tell him he's on thin ice

>>39253403
I live right next to one too.

I just want to move to the middle of nowhere and never hear the sound of traffic again

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>feelings for him coming back

Fuck off, stay away, can't be doing with this shit again. Ree

>>39253445
Thanks for letting me know, don't think i could tell if you were surprised desu

>>39253483
It doesn't help that my neighour has three yappy dogs that do the dog equivalent of screaming as loud as you can every time they see another dog.

>>39253512
Thats why you just hate life to the point your only feelings are suicidal and hungry.

GLAAADSTONE BROOKES *ding*

>massive thunderstorm woke me up early this morning
>go back to bed looking forward to comfy weather later
>get up, its hot and clammy as fuck

fucks sake, very uncomfy

Can any of you lads recc a good office chair that isn't expensive as fuck? The Ikea Markus seems to be a common recc in my price range but I don't trust the reviewers.

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>>39253263
Why do you prefer stickers to stickerless? Do you like the texture of the stickers?

>>39253290
It's a Chinese Autism Amplification Device

>>39253062
Solve your meme cube mate

>>39253566
Thunderstorms are the only redeeming part of summer, otherwise it's a pure shit tier season.

>Deliver between 9am and 1pm
>Already noon

reeee hurry up and arrive

Does anyone else just not have any political views at all? I think I don't have any because I'm not intelligent enough to understand politics

>>39253592
its because you didnt tip him last time desu

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>>39253579

I just think the clear boundary between stickers makes things easier to recognise. I don't mind this though

>>39253592
>Delivery between 9am and 6pm

It's not like I have shit to do or anything.

>"We've changed the date of your delivery"

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>>39253606

This is the only tip he'll be getting off me

Just been gym after a week, attempted my usual 500m rowing intervals and vomited after the 5th one FFS. Always happens if I don't go for a while, then again I went to bed at 6 like a mongoloid. Anyone else go to a puregym?

>>39253573
>Ikea Markus

As far as I know, it's the only decent one under 500 quid.

>>39253592
>item may take up to 18 working days for delivery
>day 15
>no dispatch confirmation
H-haha

>>39253592
you are like baby, watch this

>delivery between 9th and 11th of august
>still isnt here yet

>>39253660
Might wanna contact the retailer lad. I ordered a phone from Amazon that got 'lost in shipping'.

>>39253670
>Worked at Royal Mail briefly over a christmas
>Bunch of lads got caught stealing a bunch of phones and hiding them across their body

>>39253670
emailed them on the 14th and they never got back to me desu

>>39253690
Email requesting a refund. That always seems to make them find the time to reply magically.

>>39253642
just seen it's got a 10 year warranty, i'm excited

>>39253093
I'm a kissless virgin do I take her on a date first?
>>39253099
Neither have I have no idea what to do/say
>>39253116
She's not hot and the only thing that stops me is I have no experience in anything like this I didn't even think she liked me that well

>>39253700

Just fucking fuck her you fucking fucker.

>>39253226
added it last night. but thanks for letting us know

>>39253687
Could have been that. I did get a refund though.

Had to go to a physical shop to get the phone though. Fuckers.

This one time in primary school we all went swimming and when Tim pulled his pants down he didn't have a foreskin. He didn't have a foreskin lads

>>39253741
mate. that's disgusting. Go away

>>39253700
lad just do whatever you're going to do with confidence

don't um and ah over what you should say or what's the right thing to say, just say something straightforward like you should get together if that's how she feels

>>39253741
>that lad who had to get his willy skin removed cause his german helmet couldn't pop out

just kind of sitting here bored wondering what i should do lads
i have stuff i could be doing i just cant be arsed doing any of it

>tfw you have a scary nightmare where all electronics are shut down
>tfw your boyfriend is there and kisses you and holds you hand and makes you feel safe

Kinda wish this was a strict Christian country again sometimes.

>>39253757
That's that's gay

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Bloke coming to potentially buy my car today lads, hope he doesn't notice the problems with it

Also, hands down GOAT chocolate right here

>>39253776

Hey, it's all imaginary shit anyway so go ahead and believe in Jeepers and all his pixie pals. Costs nowt.

>>39253776
It would be nice to have a shot in hell at a virgin gf, not that I'd get one anyway.

>>39253776
Christian=/Forcing a qt girl to be stuck with you. You want islam.

>>39253785
>Tastes cheap and overly sweet yet sells for quite an expensive price

It's one of the worst lad.

>>39253808
>You want islam.
That's exactly why I want this to be a strict Christian country again you dick.

>>39253813

Tough shit hombre.

How come no one wants to buy me a 15 quid game? I'm being very polite and I'm not a girl trying to get beta orbiters to do it, I just want someone to do me a favor so I can play a good game!

You at least don't have to be so mean about it...

going to fry up a slice of lentil loaf from last night for lunch

might put it between a couple slices of bread

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/britfeel/ trip to ibiza when?

>>39253821

Are you even a regular britfeeler? You really have a yank vibe

>>39253813
Your life is still going to be shit though.

>>39251309
You would live near AP being a labour supporter wouldn't you mate

Off for a lunch at the spoons lads. Comfy times

>>39253821
Because I'd rather buy myself a 15 quid game and not some begging cunt on /britfeel/

>>39253841
They all closed down in my town

>>39253830
The better of two shits at the least.

>>39253821
I just want you to do me a favor and fuck off but we don't always get want we want, do we?

>>39253828
We'd send all our time inside our tiny shared hotel room complaining about the heat while ebin loudly nobbed the bellboy next door

>>39253867
As if he would leave his mould covered room to join the lads on holiday

>>39253867
ebin would be the bottom lad, hes said that imagining it makes his dick hard

America here, you guys remember the Boston tea party?

how are you supposed to eat sardines?
do you have to heat them up?

>>39253867
>implying we wouldn't spent it naked, writhing in each other's juices

>>39253896
Nah I wasn't born yet

>>39253896
Yes. We were all there in person that day.

>>39253896
I'm 25 mate, of course i fucking don't.

>>39253896
We never forget such a waste of good tea

>>39253896

No, was it anything important?

>>39253896
Always thought it was was weird hearing football fans say 'we' when talking about the teams victories before seeing yanks say it for battles in the past.

>>39253896
Do you remember having a foreskin?

So my care coordinator told me to do art as a way to express myself, I've done two "pieces" so far how do I up my game?

>>39253944
She looks fat from the picture

>>39253944
I can't tell if you're in a relationship or that Mariana Trench of the friend zone.

>>39253944
>girl said pretty much same things to me
>cheated on me
>left me
fuck man, didn't want to feel this again

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>>39253944
Holy fuck lad, she sounds nuts

>>39253976
>together 6 months
hmm

>>39253968
do more than 2 pieces

>>39253991
I knew a dude who was friendzoned by a girl. They go out to celebrate their "friend anniversary".

Poor bastard.

Why do people on /pol/ not like non-whites?

>>39253998
Based mainstream cuckolding

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>>39253999
/pol/ hates itself more than anything else.

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>>39253991
You can be "together" as friends.

My best friend Samantha bought me this mug as a gift for our friendship anniversary.

>>39253999

People on /pol/ don't like anyone. They just need somewhere to start.

>>39253996
so just keep going to I improve?

>>39253999
I hate anyone who has immigrated to evolve to one climate then chose to live in another is so stupid it pisses me off

>>39253999
Because /pol/ is an echo chamber with far right rhetoric pumped in 24/7

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>>39254028
>I hate anyone who has immigrated to evolve to one climate then chose to live in another

come on eileen oh I swear what I mean at this moment
you mean evvvvvverything

>>39254028

In English Piotor, if you please.

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>Be le me
>Stay at a B&B in Italy with family
>Can't lock apartment door when we're out
>When we get back, the proprietress' kids have come into the apartment with their cats and dogs, spilled cereal over the floor and left all the doors and windows open
>The proprietress doesn't find this unusual
I'm so glad I'm British, lads.

>>39254050
fuck man I'm british I just retarded up, my point is you spend millions of years evolving to live in one country then you choose to live in another, it makes no evolutionary sense and puts yourself and your offspring at a genetic disadvantage from an evolutionary standpoint

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>>39254064
>it makes no evolutionary sense and puts yourself and your offspring at a genetic disadvantage from an evolutionary standpoint

>>39254064
So you think all the whites need to leave Australia?

>>39254064
We are all Africans when we go back far enough so who gives a shit?

>>39254069
what're you implying with that image?
>>39254080
yes and america

>>39254018
Isn't /pol/ split between people who think it's all bants and people who think it's serious? It's like Schrodinger's retard.

>>39254064

LOL. 2017 and people actually believe this shit.

>>39254028
>immigrated to evolve
Nigger what?

>>39254064
>it makes no evolutionary sense and puts yourself and your offspring at a genetic disadvantage from an evolutionary standpoint

What is technology though.

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do any of you lads believe in anything supernatural?
ghosts, cryptids, esp or anything

>>39254108
Not until I see one myself.

>>39254097
>$current_year
>believing in evolution
>>39254098
I fucked it up read >>39254064
>>39254106
what does technology have to do with evolution expand on your point please

>>39254069
Errrr sorry but since when has the robot been disabled?

>>39254087
The gains of traffic during the election was insane. I don't use it anymore but I assume it's quite serious now with the masses thinking they found a home.

>>39254081
You have completely missed his point. I'm not sure whether this "out of Africa" theory is true or not (I've seen it called a meme a lot), but if it is we've spent millions of years of evolving since then. That's precisely his point. Are you retarded?

Just realised this might be a troll.

>>39253612
You know, I think you're right. I'll get the stickered version. All this research put into buying a new cube, yet I've hardly solved the cube I have the past few days!

>>39254139

Bubba Jr. found somewhere he can say "nigger" without having to get his lip sutured.

>>39254108
I'm open to the idea but I'm yet to be convinced of it

>>39254129
Technology has removed most of the evolutionary pressures that humans once had. The only pressures that really exist now are looks, intelligence and genetic disease.

For example, niggers don't need to sprint more than white people any more because they aren't chasing down food any more.

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Bout to eat bakewell slices a week past the best before date, wish me luck lads

Hope it kills me

>>39254175
ah I get you, it's true but in my eyes it's still dumb cause you have shit like, white guy moves to africa and needs sunscreen for the rest of his life, african moves here and wasn't raised here so is unaware of our customs etc

>>39254108
I reckon aliens are out there somewhere. Don't know about the stories about them visiting us, can't wrap my head around the ftl travel they'd need.

>>39254188
They taste like shit either way imo. With some luck you'll throw them up so you won't absorb the calories.

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How do you fuck 16-18 year old virgins?

>>39254202
They taste great mate tf you on about

Precisely, it makes absolutely no difference.

Glad you worked it out.