/britfeel/

first for casadastraphobia

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1st for /cubefeel/

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A-any hot lads on tonight

I'm not gay or anything haha

>>39255601
Sausage roll is surprisingly great.

>>39255635
>A-any old men on tonight

>>39255635
B-but my penis i-is small, anon.

Feel Street is looking mighty gentrified.

>>39255635
>>39255669
>>39255680
remember lads, ebin is autistic so you're bullying a disabled person

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Posting a cheeky rare Tilde for you boys. ;)

what's a good job?
I want to get out of this retail hell
I've spend 2 christmases working in retail and I'm not doing a third. It's fucking chaos
so what's a good job? preferably something where I don't have to interact with members of the public?
I'll literally take anything over retail

>>39255701
Security at night if you really want to avoid people. Office shit is comfy but ultra fucking boring. Tons out there, just depends what interests you first and foremost.

>>39255691
Here's another rare Tilde spotting in London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHPLsydUVw

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BASED BEANY

>>39255759
Proper love some Neg

>>39255684
We need an edit with Ebin getting bummed in the alley

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Buy Logik washing machines

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Aquire multiples.

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Lads last night I had a dream I was Ebin, it was awful. So it was back in school because I remember his face was really fat and he kept on being bullied in class. But he couldn't say anything back because of his 'tism so he asked to go the bathroom while tears were running down his face. Once he got there he threw up all over the sink but it got clogged and it wouldn't go down, so he sat there struggling for ages trying to get it down. I woke up feeling really bad

>>39255772
Good on ya Mr Bean, a true pillar of English society

As-Salamu Alaikum bros, may Allah keep each who contributes to this his thread.

>>39255822
>>39255822
Mouldy Ham & Eggo

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Shit, I was posting on dead thread before this. Reposting anyway.

Late on rent, unemployed and job hunting right now. I sent like 20 applications and only 1 called me. Went there on uber because afraid being late. The employer is nice and emphatise with me and told me I can call him back whenever I'm ready & prepared to take the test (it was a programming job btw). I'm very anxious about it. On my way back to home there's a diner looking for waiter/cashier/cook and planning to also apply for it tomorrow because its getting dark. I have no experience working in kitchen and I don't know what's the interview like.

Shit, I'm not gonna make it lads. ;_;

>>39255774
>lets bully a disabled person

absolute state of you lad

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Post tunes lads. Got some jap shoegaze on myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op5aTvRY6JQ

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>>39255822
>post yfw you wake up and realise you're not ebin

>>39255872
you said you're not a brit, why are you posting here? you have the rest of r9k to talk to people. this thread is for british feels that you cant relate to. if you're a yank, you can especially fuck off.

if we wanted to talk with foreigners, we would not be posting in a thread for brits.

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>>39255876
Na, its okay, I got a lenience

>>39255601
>tfw no cunny to sukk

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Afternoon lads, got an email back from the previous accommodation saying they will give the now two refunds, 300 and 150 by Friday. Showered and went to the bank to book an appointment to set up my student bank account and managed to have some small talk with the teller about my course.

Sophieposter I saw you said about your stats retake, how did it go lad? I hope it went well especially as you sound to have been working hard

>>39255881
https://youtu.be/35A6diD6cHI

Post waifus

>>39255872

Sounds good lad, all the best.

>>39255914
not the unemployed yank here but im also not British and i post here everyday stop me if u can faggot

>>39255923
bullying retards is off limits lad. would you bully a downie?

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>>39255601
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>27 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has developed very brittle and grey hair
>Hair conditioning products haven't helped.
>Wants me to give him a vitamin B complex
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>go onto youtube and search for shit like:
>"am i crazy"
>"psychic powers"
>"stalking"
>filter to stuff uploaded today
>go down the rabbit hole

youll find some proper mad shit lads.
im watching a tutorial about how to perform atmokinesis. apparently the first step is to meditate and eat more electric foods to boost my frequency

>>39255972
Look mate, I dont make the rules, I just follow them

>>39255971
why do you post here? there is literally no point. also you say lad, probably no one in your country says lad.

>>39255881
This is pretty nice lad. Thanks.

>>39255914
That's rude anon.

Oreganolio.

>>39255985
bloody ell lad. i bet you would also hit a girl.

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any lads wanna smoke a spliff with me im so lonely (not a girl or gay)

>>39255914

yanks are allowed to post here if they are refugees of the old /r9k/

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>>39255972
>would you bully a downie?
Yes I fucking would. Look at this aggressive cunt, he's asking for it

>>39255976
I mean you're on r9k, if you check the other threads you could probably talk to one of those freaks directly.

>>39255991
The only 'brit' thing in here is the subject in the op. Rest are /r9k/ posts.

>>39256014
Honestly think we should push for people with major disabilities like this to be put down. It's a utter waste of money.

>>39256011
>not a girl or gay
Sounds perfect, I'd be up for a spliff lad. Whereabouts are you?

>tfw no longer a virgin
>tfw it was shit
I'd rather just wank tbqh.

>>39256024

Nigger got that straight.

Older chests reveal themselves
Like a crack in a wall
Starting small
They grow in time

>>39256024
>>39256012
>>39255997
advocating yanks to post here. absolute state of daytime britfeel

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>thing I ordered was delayed two weeks ago
>supposed to be coming tomorrow
>hasn't been dispatched
>site now says it can be delivered in two weeks

>>39255944
Thanks kind anon.

>you have been muted for 4 seconds because your post is not original
Oh, fuck off.

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>>39255635
ebin i thought we were going to go serious!
baka

>>39256034
There was a documentary about that recently. Well not putting them down but preventing their birth, they could tell if the baby was going to come out a downie and abort it. People were actually fucking arguing that that was immoral and that they wouldn't mind their child to have down syndrome. Here's one link I found: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/iceland-downs-syndrome-no-children-born-first-country-world-screening-a7895996.html

>>39256036
Manchester, ive got some really sweet haze

>>39256064
Surprised that wasn't original kek

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>>39256048

I don't advocate yanks post here, but there are some good yanks from the old /r9k/ that just seek solace in /britfeel/, given how dire /r9k/ is now

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>>39256081
Ah sorry lad Bristol here. Wish I had a mate to smoke up with and just sit around playing vidya all day

>>39256071
They have being able to tell if the baby has a chance of being a downie for over 20 years. They suspected my sister might be. (She isn't but might as well be with her attitude at times)
It's like that 13 year old toddler posted the other day, what parent doesn't want their kid to be normal and have a proper chance at life and not some pretend restricted life?

I guess if this designer baby thing becomes a trend we might be able to just get rid of the retards.

>>39256071
this is progress. finally.

>jobcentre mong wants to put me in a course

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>live surrounded by immigrants
>enjoy comfy /britfeel/ chats with other Brit lads
>lol it's ok if people from other countries post here too!
fuck this place

>>39256126
You're not allowed to post about stuff like that anymore. It'll confuse the non-brit posters.

>>39256096
has been a bit shit lately but i dont think we should accept foreigners. the thread is called brit feel, its meant to be a thread talking about British feels. foreigners have completely different challenges than us. if i wanted to talk with people from other countries i would go on the rest of r9k.

>>39256126
>jobcentre mong wants to put me in a course
Why don't you just get a job? It's probably easier than all this shit

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>>39256143
This probably confuses the JFs too.

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>>39256126
>*Cough Cough*
Join Today!

>>39256147
I usually don't post but I like reading britfeel because I'll be moving there soon. It makes me feel like I already know some people.

>>39256126
I had to go to CV class or some shit for a bit when I was NEET.

>>39256161
This is quite the marketing ploy by the army. Must be getting desperate

>>39256126
Yank here. I can kinda relate because my doctor wants to put me on a course of insulin for my diabetes.

>>39256161

I support this new meme, I wouldn't be opposed to an army recruitment poster in the OP

>>39256171
Naa lad, I'm not the Army, but I've been thinking of joining, I think this is just my way of coming to terms with it

>>39256153
I have literally 4 job interviews in the next fortnight. All paying over 24k, but this stupid bitch is still trying to make me do some shitty course at the local college.

>>39256171
What was the CV class like? I might have to go to one and I'm worried they'll get mad at me for being a fucking dropkick.

>>39256147

Shit nigga, anyone be postin' here ain't shit you can do about it. So go tell ya momma.

>>39256166
Tbf if you are moving here that's a different matter. Reading these threads probably helps as a buffer for the culture difference and get a general feel for how Brits act with other Brits and also just inform you on more British things like Greggs.

Using /britfeel/ but having no intention of moving here is pointless because a lot of shit in these threads won't make much sense.

>>39256126
What course they sticking you on?

>>39256161

Do you have the forms for ISIS?

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>>39256105
>>39256114
And then you have people like this advocating against that technology
>Sally Phillips...makes the case against the introduction of a new NHS pregnancy screenign test that would detect with 99% accuracy the foetal abnormalities indicating Down's syndrome

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/oct/01/downs-syndrome-screening-jane--fisher-expert-criticises-sally-phillips-bbc-documentary

>>39256161
Lol no m8, I need to lose like 2 stone still

>>39256190

It's only suitable for subhumans anon. They should all be gassed.

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>>39256161

My fellow British NEETs should ignore this anon, we'll never be in a war anyway, we should just leave peacekeeping to the PLA

>>39256166
if you are moving here its fine. its just stupid if someone is from a completely different country and they have no plans to move here

why are you moving here anyway, where are you from? must be a shit hole if you're moving here

>>39256199
Some shit IT thing.
I have a degree.

>>39256198
I'll still need to get used to the Scottish accent. But you're right, at least I already know what a jobcentre is, if the job scheme goes wrong.

How are scottish girls?

>>39256217
>It's only suitable for subhumans anon
Has the estrogen hit you a bit too hard anon? Being in the army is one of the manliest things you can do, it builds real character.

>>39256206
Stupid bitch. Who is going to look after your monged out kid when you grow old and die?

>>39256235
Kek'd. Seems like a spite move.

>>39256198
>inform you on more British things like Greggs.

Ain't no biggie, we already know you guys eat shit. You don't have orthodontists and you all talk like faggots.

>>39256206
There is no reason what so ever to not offer the testing. Even if you are going to have a downie twat and you want to keep him/her/it (Is there such a thing as a tranny downie?) At least knowing these issues beforehand lets you prepare for the different types of challenges that might arise.

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>He thinks he's talking to a fellow 20 something Britbong
>He doesn't realise he's being shilled to by Mr Silverstein

>>39256236
JFs can't get bennies for 5 years

>>39256235
Come on, details please, I'm genuinely interested. What "shit IT" thing? Like, specifically

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>>39256236
>How are scottish girls?
I was FWB with a Scottish lass once. Lovely big tits.

>>39256236
Same as everywhere in the UK. Pretty rough, some alright, some qt. Much more gingers though.

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>been driving my parents car several times a week for 2 years, can drive really well and without fault at this point
>keep failing my test because i'm too much of a social wreck to even sit next to a stranger and keep making endless mistakes
>literally indicated left and drove into the middle of the road when the examiner told me to turn right the moment we left the test centre because i was scared

I mean at least I know I can drive I guess.

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>>39255601
Hey anons what is it called when there is a blatant gap in-between the buttons on someone's shirt? There's this waitress who had this clear gap and you could look through her blouse and see a small section of her pale, snow-white abdomen and just barely her bra. Stuff like that is my fetish, whatever it is called and I'm really wondering what the name for it is.

>>39256248
>There is no reason what so ever to not offer the testing
But that's PREJUDICED anon, we can't DISCRIMINATE against these poor down's syndrome babies

>>39256258
I dunno. Had some meme name like Level 2 certificate in digital skills or something

>>39256240

Only for simians. Wanting to join any army should be cause enough to have the mong in question euthanised and it's useful parts used to help humans.

>>39256262
It's called being a perv

Let me know if you find out what its called please

>>39256261
I know that feel, lad. I've failed three times so far and I want to kms

>>39256245
We're actually pretty good for orthodontics. The teeth thing is an old stereotype.

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>>39256276
>I am above such barbaric concepts as warfare

>>39256248
People will abort the Downs Syndrome kids. This test will allow genocide of people with DS, and the NHS using it will basically be them telling DS people who are living full and productive lives that they should never have been born and are a blight. Which is cruel and inhumane

>>39256232
I'm leaving Belgium which is indeed a shithole.
Moving for work mostly but for plenty of other reasons too which are sometimes ridiculous, and sometimes slightly /pol/ tier.

>>39256255
With the degree I have I should be fine (medical shit, no I'm not a paki). Just need help connecting to the job.

>>39256260
Gingers are my fave anyway.

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>>39256262
I don't think this is exactly what you mean but a crop top is close enough

>>39255601
Can someone post that Diamond Lads thing pls

>>39256303
HER BODY HER CHOICE

If we won't let her abort a retard baby we shouldn't let her abort at all.

>>39256262
Try searching for 'down blouse jerk' on pornhub. Not exactly what you mean but there's similar.

>>39256303
>Arguing for more mongs to be born
In the third world they just thrown mongs to the wolves.

>>39256308
>sometimes slightly /pol/ tier.

You're moving to Scotland... The UK is pretty shit by pol standards as a whole, but Scotland is the wannabe-Sweden of the UK

>>39256296

Like fuck. You're teeth are positively third world in appearance, although I get that they're healthy these days. You guys have mouths like a good recce platoon blacked up and unevenly spaced.

>>39256262
You understand that looking through that gap is a sex crime, right?

Downblousing is no different to upskirting

>>39256308
>I'm leaving Belgium which is indeed a shithole
>moves to Scotland instead
>/pol/ tier reasons
>doesn't know Scotland is full of pakis
Oh honey

>>39256301

Truth anon.

If you want to be in the army, any army you are a subhuman. You do not deserve to live among proper people.

>>39256321
>arguing for genocide

take a look at your life m8

>>39256340
>being this jelly his country cant keep a thread like this one going

THE SUN NEVER SETS

>>39256340
We get braces free on the NHS mate.

>>39256354
>Scotland is full of pakis
well that's not true at all

>>39256364

Still look like a pot hole full of tombstones when you grin though,

>>39256360
>mongs are a race

>>39256321
>Arguing for more mongs to be born
To be fair, most of us here shouldn't have been born either

>hurr I'm a fat stupid yank I'm gonna shit up another countries thread because 'murica!

>>39256363
>THE SUN NEVER SETS

Yeah, if you set the clock back eighty years.
Bongistan is strictly minor league these days.

>>39256354
>Scotland is full of paki's
I did not have that impression when I was there?

>>39256308
why not move somewhere actually good like norway? scotland is a shit hole

>>39256379
Not in my observation, and I live here.

lads they say everyone is good at something, why am i shit at everything got medicore grades in highschool/ college dropped out of chem eng at uni. playing league for over 5 years and im still silver 3 im legit shit at everything

>>39256390
Scotland is 95% white he's just a retard

>>39256390
He's meming. Scotland is mostly white but is also our REFUGEES WELCOME leftist shithole.

>>39256369
>>39256390
Cmon lads just trying to bait the poltard. Scotland isn't what he thinks anyway

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HUUURR USA USA USA

>>39256396

I like Scotland, it's more scenic than England (which isn't bad either). Wales is just a bit stuck on England and I don't know what the fuck you're doing with that bit of Ireland, but you should probably stop.

>>39256403
You could be really good at sucking dick and just not know it yet.

TBQH LADS, I think we should move all the pakis up to Scotland for a few years.

>>39256387
and yet here you are clinging to a british thread like a baby on its mothers tit, pathetic desu

>>39256401

You're just used to rot mouthed people.

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>>39256403
>playing league for over 5 years and im still silver 3
Sorry lad there's no hope for you

>>39256396
Don't speak Norse.

>>39256408
Yeah that was very much my impression. Only saw one niqab woman, am used to the sight of those aplenty where I'm from.

what should I hvae to eat lads, thinking a tin of meatballs

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I did it! I accomplished my goal! I watched 1 episode of anime! I'm so proud of myself!

It took me 15 hours, I kept pushing it back. It was a real struggle to sit myself down and stop procrastinating. But I did it in the end! /comeback august/ is still on lads

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>>39256403
Join the Army!
Make new friends!
See the world!
Learn new skills!

>>39256417
I feel good for him. I don't know what made him fuck the pig in the first place, but I wouldn't wish a life with that monster on my worst enemy. His reaction was great too.

>>39256390
All the pakis go to England because these entitiled brown fucks don't want to be stuck in an irrelevant white town in Scotland or Wales

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America number 1!

>>39256427

Only 'cos it annoys you Mohammed.

>>39256447

Get BTFO by a sandnigger.

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>>39256451
Proper ungrateful fucks they are too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

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>>39256312
Doesn't really have same effect, when its just showing a small portion it lets your mind wander and you get to full throb pretty quickly, with a crop top its just right out there really. I tried searching for "gap in blouse" but I only got the clothing retailer.

>>39256341
Sorry anon, its so hard not to glance.

>>39256428
I know what good teeth look like.

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>>39255932
Posting. I went down to the shops and bought a pasty. Pretty happy about it.

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>>39256446
Bloody hell imagine this being an accomplishment. Congratulations, you managed to turn 20 mins of a waste of time into 15 hours

>>39256455
>he thinks shit banter can annoy brits

la-tyroniushaw, i...

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>>39256421
Wales is great lad

>>39256451
I'd feel great being in an irrelevant white town in a scenic place, magnificent nature just a couple hours walk away, cold climate and such. But then I'm also white.

>>39256470
Good.

>>39256447
Kill innocent civilians!

>>39256446
I drag ass about watching anime too. I usually enjoy it so I don't know why.

>>39256483

You've met non Bongs then?

Cool.

>>39256455
Oh my sides, quality bants

JK, That was the poorest bant ever

inb4, 'i-it wasn't bant'

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>>39256470
>where people come to die
If only lads. Hate these entitled cunts

>>39256488

Iqbal was clearly upset about his Britainistan thread being invaded by foreigners.

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In 'murica we still have freedom of speech!

>>39256506
>those fuckers in oversides coats
Proper howling

Also having a good chuckle at some yank trying to shit up the thread.

>>39256478
>I tried searching for "gap in blouse" but I only got the clothing retailer.

It's called downblouse, but most of what you get will be ASMR-tier POV weirdness where women are talking to the camera and don't notice as their shirts fall open or whatever

>>39256516
if he wouldn't have done it would she have still been punished?

You do realise that both countries are shit, right?

>>39256520
That nigga is effay.

I'm going to university and want to break up with my girlfriend cause ehh we've drifted but she loves me lots still what do

>>39256524
Not for manslaughter, no.

>>39256506
>This Is England.jpg
>picture is of Calais

wat

>>39256523
Try button down gap

>>39256470
To be fair they are right, I've been there before

>>39256531

Go to university. Fuck sloots. Take pics. Send to ex.

>>39256512
>americans dont understand banter

hilarious

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Here in BASED MURICA we're of proud of our history!

>>39256526
>imblyding good countries exist

>>39256499
>innocent
None of them are innocent mate, they're all complicit in the crimes of ISIS unless they're actively fighting against them in which case they won't be killed by us

>>39256547

Yeah, right on Mumtaz. Time for afternoon prayer. Best get to it or Allah will fuck you up your sausage chute.

>>39256542
Yeah but If I ran away from a bloody warzone I'd be grateful for a remote town full of old people. Beats IS and co cutting my head off.

Where has ebin been all day?

>>39256543
Aye but how do I break up with her? Wait a few weeks into uni and say it's not working?

>>39256550
Where did I imply that?

The best thing you can do is find yourself a nice small corner of whatever country you live in and hope it doesn't go to shit.

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>>39256516
Are you saying she shouldn't have been sentenced or that free spech doesn't exist? Free speech has its limits everywhere anon

>>39256551
They're also cowards. Instead of fighting for their country and making it less of a shithole for their children they ran away.

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Daytime /britfeel/ is the WORST

>>39256567
Allowing the lads to have some pretty enjoyable threads since they aren't focused on him non stop.

Even this yank shitposting is preferable to him.

>>39256537
How the fuck am I supposed to know that's Calais? It's about the principle behind the picture anyway, same shit is happening on our shores

>>39256271
Is it ECDL lad?

>>39256573
>Free speech has its limits
it probably shouldnt in a country that prides itself on having free speech and likes to remind everyone continuously about how free they are

>>39256567
He was here for most of the night so I'd assume he's sleeping.

>>39256572
>The best thing you can do is find yourself a nice small corner of whatever country you live in and hope it doesn't go to shit

>>39256573
What a cunt. She deserves to rot in jail

>>39256516
Go shout bomb and allahu ackbar on an aeroplane and see your "freedom of speech" in action

>>39256587
>get's BTFO
>i-it doesnt matter it's meant to be symbolic

>>39256592
Fuck, that autoposted before I could finish:

>>39256572
>The best thing you can do is find yourself a nice small corner of whatever country you live in and hope it doesn't go to shit

Way ahead of you. I don't leave the house.

>>39256570

Just send the pics of the sloots.

>>39256516
she wasn't charged for saying stuff, she was free to say what she said, she was charged for causing his suicide, big difference

>>39256551
>None of them are innocent mate, they're all complicit in the crimes of ISIS unless they're actively fighting against them in which case they won't be killed by us

Imply the various "coalition" forces haven't been BTFO everywhere they've gone.

>>39256564
>hes still here

howling lad, why dont you at least try to make a /burgerfeel/ thread? im sure youll make it to 500 posts like we have every thread for years :^). you even have like 5 times our population

>>39256590
Doesn't seem like a freedom of speech issue to me. She was guiding him through the suicide and knew that he was actually going to do it. Even worse is that from the looks of it he wouldn't have done it if she didn't encourage him. She is responsible, plain and simple

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>>39256590
But sometimes limiting free speech allows for more justice. You can't honestly believe that this cunt doesn't deserve to go to jail for this. I agree that the US is over the top with their muh freedom though

>>39256596
Here's some more

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Here in 'murica we're not like you cucked euros where you have to choose between 3 or 4 shitty parties, we just have choose between two excellent leaders every four years.

>>39256652
Don't forget Barney Sandals! He could have been president, really!

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>>39256647
>I still haven't left yet haha

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>>39255601
surprise surprise 141

>>39256688
>the virgin suicide

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>>39256688
>>39256700
And the final, devastating one

>>39256688
a lot of people criticised this case but if you actually read the texts it's clear she belongs in the nut house at least

What's the game called where you stick a name on your forehead and you ask questions to decipher who you are?

>>39256711
What a fucking cunt, he clearly wanted her to help him not kill himself.

>>39256711
holy shit that woman has no soul

>>39256647
>>39256688
>>39256711

Yeah, fuck her. No idea what drove her to do that, and she was more concerned about covering her ass than him dying.

>>39256447

All good goys do as Schlomo Shecklestein here suggests and join British Army!

Fight for Queen and Israel!
Ignore last bit!

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>>39256712
>>39256719
>>39256727
I don't see what defence she could have, and how did she only get 15 months for this? Probably won't even serve half of that

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>>39256647
Blood is absolutely boiling. What was her excuse in court? Did she admit she had malicious intent or did she claim to be ultimately helping him because he hated his life so much, or what?

>>39256711

'Murricans just can't handle the bants.

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>>39256711
>conrad, are you there? you're scaring me
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO DO

>>39256752
That has long being established.

>>39256790
she wanted him to delete the messages, obviously it would like she was devasted if he did

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>>39256790
She probably expected him to delete the messages and then leave the ones where it looks like she has concern for him. Don't even know

>>39256745
>my client has been diagnosed with several eating disorders, had been taking anti-depressants and was not a danger to the public
I can see Tilde pulling off something like this with Ebin to get attention

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>>39256446

I'm glad to hear.

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>when your enlarged mind is too advanced for human compassion

>>39256835
Like I know British birds are munters but why do American ones seem to age even faster?

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Had a nice stinky in spoons at 1pm while my Uncharted: The lost legacy downloads.

Just finished with my job last week so feeling free from wageslaving.

Already drunk at 4pm. I plan to make this a comfy day and night playin Uncharted.

God id love to drink everyday but addiction is shite. Everything is so great, so EASY when drunk.

>>39256790
>>39256813
>Delete the messages
>Facebook

doesn't she realise every message you send is on a server somewhere? kek

dumb bitch

>>39256835
Looks british desu

>>39256841

The amount of Chad cock they receive.

>>39256852
you're not this dense right?

>>39256793
They had to make their own nation to escape our bants.

>>39256855
Does Chad draw his power from the life force of the girls he bangs?

>>39256854
ye, it's like shes descended from north europeans or something

Is everyone in society a uni grad or do I just feel this way because everyone I know my age is at uni?

>>39256835
If you're going to kill yourself for a girl, she better be a fucking 10/10. Not this dog.

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>>39256870
Always a fitting image is this one.

>>39256889
>Luton
>British

Fake news

at work and 1 of the electricians is fannying around with 1 of my machines. keeps turning it on n off because the screens not working. i walk over bang on top of it n turn it on 1st time.

my eyes are always slightly bloodshot, is that normal? i don't smoke weed and i always get a least 7 hours of sleep a night

>>39256878
The lower classes are less likely to be. But Considering pretty much everyone goes to uni, it doesnt mean much by been a uni grad.

The one poor burger is samefagging his own shit banter and wondering why we don't want foreigners in /britfeel/.

>>39256889
>>39256895
>quiet town like Luton
yea nah

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>>39256896
Works originally every time

>>39256900
>Pretty much evertone goes to uni
Not true
https://www.theguardian.com/higher-education-network/blog/2013/jun/04/higher-education-participation-data-analysis

>>39256869
send something like that and lets see where you end up

>>39256854
She's got that little round tennis ball head that only the English have. Sophie Turner is a classic example

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I hope mum went to the shops today and bought some apples

>>39256897
>is that normal?
Doesnt sound normal. How long has this been for?

>>39256951
in prison because I live in the UK, but if he deleted the messages would the cops have just said "hey lets get a warrent to recover data from facebook when we have no reason to"

>>39256961
>eating fruit
there's hope for you yet lad

>>39256931

That's really weird to me.

The way they spoke about it at school and college one would think everybody goes to university, practically everybody I know went. Makes me wonder what other paths people are taking or if university is mostly a meme.

>>39256968
I started eating an apple a day a few months ago and usually eat some wholegrain rice everyday too instead of a loaf of white bread and butter

>>39256897
Only if you're a gollywog. They always have bloodshot eyes

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>Vacuum the place
>wire flies out and then gets caught
>have to disassemble the vacuum

>>39256446
Congrats lad! Always gotta learn to walk before you can run. Before long it'll be second nature :)
>>39256484
Sounds tasty lad
lewd assin waifu tho

>>39256966
mate they literally do that every time with a missing person or dodgy "suicide"

anything to do with MS/Facebook/Google and the police is streamlined, they do it every day

>>39256977
>instead of a loaf of white bread and butter

You fat fuck

>>39256993
I binned most of it, I probably ate around 800-1k calories of it a day, I only ate once a day too

>>39255601
Shalom, lads.

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>>39256957
Sophie Turner is a classic beauty though

>>39256977
That's good. Diet is important for your mood. So is washing though ebin you really need your bathroom sorted.

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>>39255932
Fucking smashed it, thanks for asking lad. I only need 40% but it could be as high as 94 (not that it matters, it's a pass/ fail situation).

>>39257015
As-Salamu Alaikum fella!

>>39256961
i treat myself to some pink ladies last night. not tried 1 yet though

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>>39257016
For me, its the left legs

>>39256972
Loads of people drop out of uni too. The people who don't go get apprenticeships, pick up a trade or just get boring entry level jobs. If you want a specialised career then uni is useful, if not then it's not worth getting it just for the sake of having a degree

>>39255635
yeah lad, i'm fucking sweating one out, dead humid today

>>39256972
I imagine a lot just go straight into basic work and apprenticeships are getting quite a push which I assume takes some from Uni. Add the rising cost of a uni course which will just put quite a few off altogether and i guess that makes up a fair amount.

>>39257049
>if not then it's not worth getting it just for the sake of having a degree

It probably is actually.

>>39257031
So how did you fail it the first time? Congrats thiough lad

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>>39257031
That sounds great lad! Glad you got it. Should probably make your life much easier now too right? Need to make a sophieposter celebration edit or something now

>>39257031
>tfw you will never be maisie with a sophie gf

>mother in the bathroom
REEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT I NEED TO PEE IN THE SINK, I AM NOT PISSING IN THE TOILET LIKE SOME NORMIE

>>39257028
I'm probably gonna clean my room in a bit

>>39257036
I usually have granny smith's but red apples are fine too

>>39257086
kitchen has a sink for a reason

Basic trade skills are making a comeback.
Kev said so

jezza wasn't lying lads
https://youtu.be/47fqjA8CwGE

>>39256986
Are you a straight or are you a gay

>>39256011
alright lad, hope i'm not too late just got back from work, skinning up a fattie right now, how long you been smoking for?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/california-shooting-psychologist-says-elliot-3610231

will just leave this here

>>39257121
Quite certain I'm straight, why?

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>>39257144
>Ebin is literally Elliot Rodgers Britain Edition

>>39257044
Who's on the right?
Bls

>>39257170
sophie I think

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>>39257101
No shame in doing them either. Everyone is going to need a plumber or an electrician. Not everyone is going to need someone with an English Uni Degree. No shame in that either if you can get a job from it though.

- Kev x

>>39257144
That's such bullshit. Why do they have to twist everything? Is being a mentally ill virgin not enough of a reason?

>>39257194
>No shame in doing them either

None at all, even downies have to have something to aim for.

>>39257044
TIlde is a goat waifu too tbqh
>>39257069
Being miserable at uni, I struggle with motivation in times of low mood and ate poorly. I'm not bad when I have motivation and routine.
>>39257076
Life is great now, I just need to get to a good place mentally for next year. Leaving for Peru tomorrow so that should help (4am flight though).
>>39257085
>self inserting as the shorter one
Patrician
>>39257016
I knew posting this image would come back to haunt me though

>>39257151
can never tell if waifus are just ironic gay memes or not

>>39256991
how was the suicide dodgy?

>>39257248
they're used as gay calling cards in these threads, some people have missed the point though and get caught in a gay trap

Does anyone else wank so much that the stench just whafts up throughout the day? I'm too lazy to shower because I'm just going to do it again so what's the point.

>>39257216
It's true. Let the retards learn how to do useless stuff like making sure a house has water and electricity while us enlightened gentlemen focus on important stuff like media studies.

>>39257248
It's prision gays hoping people will treat them like a cute anime girl.

>>39257224
>>self inserting as the shorter one
>Patrician
Of course. Lesbian with self insert as the sub is my go to.

>>39257270

Until such times as we can train chimps, yes.

>>39257302
Steady on lad we've only just figured out how to train slavs

>>39257261
go ask his family, they knew something
was up and pushed for it

hence the dumb bitch is in gaol

>>39257280
>like straight gentle femdom but readily available
Genius. If I start taking tranny pills sits your fault, though

>>39257323
yes because a family saying oh no my little boy wouldn't off himself is totally out of the ordinary

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>>39257224
I'm glad desu. Goodluck with next year, I think I will be needing that too. I find it hard to get motivated and thus hard to work. I just have to keep telling myself that this is what I want to do and this will be my entryway into my specialisation.
>Peru
lucky, I hope you enjoy it though lad. Don't forget the beads.
>>39257248
I just post waifus because they're just pretty cute/adorable tbqh. Same with gondolas.

>>39257337
except the police carry out such investigations every day.

>>39256364
Not anymore that stopped in 2012 at least in Scotland

>>39257367
I was being sarcastic you fucking idiot

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>>39257169
>tfw you realise shippy is so hellbent on going to the casino with ebin ebcause he doesn't want to miss out on meeting another serial killer

>>39257345
Uni is perfect for most young people. A sheltered continuation of childhood, living with your best friends and progressing in life. I'm sure that you'll love it.

>>39257386
It's not really hard to understand anon

>>39257404
couldn't agree more mate

>tfw no hippie starchild gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HHByBOS3pg

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>>39255601
Devon white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>39257393
I can imagine shippy taking notes of ebin trying to figure out his motives and how his psyche works before he apes out and kills people

>>39257441
guarantee ebin is going to want to take a picture of shippy's reg plate and his license so he can doxx him if he says something out of line

depreston check in

>>39257458
at least you're not in dewigan

Is it too late to start drinking?

>>39257499
It's never too late or too early.

>>39257499
It's never too anything to start drinking

>>39257499
I don't have a lot of beer for tonight so I'm holding out but there is never a wrong time to start drinking

>>39257401
I do like the idea of not having to go straight into work, my experience of employment tells me that its constant stress and they will work you to the bone unless you're with some cosy firm which I hope to get one day.
I'm a bit of a brainlet and I will have to work hard to get my grades I think but I don't know. If I can make friends I think that would be nice as I only really have two and I don't see them often at all. Two more than some guys here though so its not so bad.
I guess we will see lad.

>>39257520
>>39257534
>>39257551
Great minds think alike. Originally.

>>39257520
he drinks precisely when he means to

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>>39257393

Just imagine how much fresh ultra rare OC I'd have if that were to happen

>>39257457
i can imagine ebin hidden behind a potted plant trying to stealth and spy on shippy whilst being perfectly visible

>>39257499
not at all, made my week to find a couple tins in my bag

ebin what time did you wake up today

>>39257393
the only thing that will take place behind closed doors is gaysex

unfortunately only 2d bois are cute

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>>39257703
Lies and sIander.

I just want to cuddle ebin and tell him everything is going to be alright :3

>>39257786
No work today tilde?

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>>39257703
oh shit i'm biting it

>>39257786
Make sure you're 50+ for best results.

>>39257853
and mega hairy + dominant

>>39257829
show literally ONE 3d boi who is cute

you MUST show face

>>39257663
like 4 or something I think, i'm cleaning my room

>>39257703
>hordes of prison gays refute this because they've deluded themselves into believing each other are cute out of desperation

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>>39255932
Picked up my prescription milkshakes today. They came with a little pamphlet with recipes and a chart to tick off which ones taste nice.

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>>39257865
>was implying that 2d girls aren't cute
that is my battle

>>39257871
>my taxes go to fund this special snowflakes milkshakes

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Am I expected to take stuff like a cheese grater and potato peeler to uni? Becuase my flat might end up with 8 cheese graters if we all bring one, or end up with 0 if we all expect someone else to bring one.
Quite the enigma.

>>39257900
Does your flat have shared kitchen? Usually shared kitchen will have some necessity provided.

You can always buy what you need once you settle down.

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>>39257871
Why or how do you go about doing that anon? I hope they taste nice anyway lad do post feedback
>>39257900
Scared with this desu
Shared kitchen, don't know whether to buy my own pots and all that. Probably should for hygiene purposes honestly. Considered getting my own mini fridge because I'm not sure if I can trust flatmates but I guess we will see, I'm probably being paranoid.

>>39257912
>Does your flat have shared kitchen?
Yeah, it only provides appliances like cooker and freezer. No utensils. I'll proably take the base essentials like my own cutlery and see what everyone brings.

>>39257933
>don't know whether to buy my own pots and all that
I am. Just a cheap saucepan and frying pan.

>>39257933
I knew people who kept mini fridges in their rooms, its not that unusual

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Decided to watch all 156 episodes of The Twilight Zone. Amazing how one man wrote 92 of them, many of them classics. Of the 30 episodes I've watched so far my favourites are;

>One for the Angels
>And When the Sky was Opened
>What you Need
>the Last Flight
>Elegy
>The Monsters are due on Maple Street
>People are alike all over
>A Nice place to Visit

Honourable mention to Time enough at Last. A classic episode but the ending is so famous it's hard to watch with fresh eyes.

The whole moving out to uni thing sounds like a right pain in the arse, expensive too.

Its a shame you can't do a proper degree online as I'd rather get all comfy in the study room at home than move across the country.

>>39257971
If your house has a dedicated study room, I think you can afford to move to uni.