Hug your family and make your relationship better

New thread, new luck. Let's get the dice rolling.

>>38976835
I wish I could hug my family but I live miles away from them overseas.

airport anon reporting

update, about to board finally
sister got me a frap from starbucks which was nice

I can't when i hug them i start to think about when they'll die and it makes me cry.

>>38977137
What if they'll die today? Hug them quickly, anon!

Please come home nano dyke

A quick family bump

Are those threads just circlejerks?

>>38977958
They will be if you don't hug something and post results. We only talk to the trips because nothing else is happening.

>>38977023
Glad things are moving along. Hope you enjoyed the drink.
>>38977137
It's a sucky thought that they'll go one day, but you can't let that stop you from spending time with your family though. Just cherish your time with them and show them that you love them.
I'd get random hugs throughout the day when my sister was younger because of that same fear.

>>38977988
Your sister's really cute. And she's a dork. You should post her weird texts more often.

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>>38978042
>dork
Hey, buddy. Watch it.
But yeah, my phone will sometimes buzz so much that I think it's an emergency.. nope. Just a random tidbit she found out like that yogurt thing.

>>38977958
Pretty much tripfags and LARPing but what else is there to do?

Treated my bro to breakfast after last night shift for the week.

After that grabbed some donuts for the family from our favourite place.

>>38978778
Bro what kind of donuts did you get?

>>38979386
White cake donuts with chocolate glaze

>hug a family who blames me for being molested
>hug a family who told me they don't care if they were loved
>hug a family who tells me everything I feel is in my head
>hug a family who abandoned me as a kid so much so I had to potty train myself
Good one OP

>>38979737
You shouldn't have raped them, anon.

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>>38979804
God damn it anon, that's not what I meant

>>38979823
Care to clear it up, then?

>>38979961
They told me it was my fault for being raped/molested because I went over there
>never even said I went over
>they would come to me
>threatened to kill me and my family
>only 7 fucking years old and these were teenagers/young adults

>>38980068
Did they pay for their crimes? Rape is unforgivable and they deserve slow, painful deaths.

>>38980147
No idea, we moved away and that was the end of that. Happened again with the neighbor, he would force me to give him footjobs or he would beat me. Eventually I stopped going over there.
I don't know man, it didn't really affect me, it's whatever. What makes me mad is how my family reacted to it when I told them.

>>38980238
We had a girl who posted for a few days that was basically tortured and kept as a sex slave by her parents a couple months ago. It would have been nice for the two of you to share tips on living after abuse. She didn't really like what we gave her in response though. Hopefully we do better with you.

>>38980313
I wouldn't want to give advice, I would make things worse. For the protection of others, I live alone and seclude myself from society because I'll just end up hurting people with what I have to say.

>>38980420
>I'll just end up hurting people with what I have to say.
What do you have to say anon?

>>38980451
Depends on what the other person is talking about, because I sure as shit am not talking about my life and what I've experienced anymore. People just run, stomp all over me, and betray my trust. Never again.

>>38980479
I'm sorry, anon. I hope you find someone trustworthy you become good friends with.

>>38980526
I thought I did once, but he ended up like all the rest. I can't trust anyone, not because of them, but simply because of me. I am a terrible person and people realize this sooner or later.
Being alone wasn't a choice for me, but now it is. I realized what I am. Just stay away from me, everyone is better off that way.

>>38980313
When was that? Also link to that

Dude whos siter gave him a blojob are you here?

>>38980588
The life of an anon is a sad and lonely one.

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My brother came inside me again this morning. I'm not close to ovulation though so damn it.

>>38980834
what's even the point then

>>38980834
Im telling you dont have sex for a month than have him give you a massive creampie. Just imagine how warm it would be. Imagine how it would feel. Imagine him not having any release for a month and then letting it all out while he stares lovingly into your eyes. Imagine how after that month he wouldnt be gentle how it would be hard and rough

>>38980926
Showing off her success as a female

>>38980834
I hope you get pregnant soon kissy.

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>>38980937
I always thought you couldn't really feel the GLOP?

Also I'm going out for dinner, woo, social life. Be good anons.

>>38981170
Yeah adding more juice in an already wet and warm place isn't typically noticeable

>>38977988
landed in destination, 4 hours awake with onee sleeping on my shoulder wasn't exactly the most fun.

also it was a new frap, almond horchata, really sweet and cinnamony

Hey guys, I've been trying to get closer to my Sister by offering to buy her meals/things and throughout the last month or so she has only casually told me to stop or just ignore me. But today she yelled at me and told me to leave her alone , first time she raised her voice, she's a 16 year old Stacey and I'm like 18.
What do?

>>38980659
Yeah. I told her it was all good and she dodged the conversation because she was getting a little emotional. Grabbed lunch for her and she's just been in her bedroom. This is pretty standard if I'm being honest.

>>38981746
Ask her why she doesn't like you. Do you have other siblings? Parents?

>>38981746
I think she just needs her space, especially at her age.

Try and lay off a bit and be more subtle with your actions, don't force her into anything.

>>38981746
I feel like you're leaving out information. The only reason I could see you recieving that response is if you were acting like a creep or you did somethings negative in the past.

>>38980926
It was an "accident" according to him

>>38980937
>>38981170
>>38981505
Well yeah you really don't feel it.

>>38981075
Thanks anon

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>>38981777
checked
Glad it went well guy

>>38980834
Just means try and try again.
>>38981726
Don't like someone so close to you like that? I can kinda understand. As much as I love my sister, but I can't fight the feeling to start fidgeting around if she falls asleep on me.
You showed your gratitude, right? Could always give her something back.
>>38981746
Hey, welcome back. Sorry to hear things aren't going the smoothest at the moment.

>>38981838
Well she is a 9/10 and I'm like a 0/10 so maybe she feels superior to me lul, I mean she never wants to associate with me outside of the house. But if there's a reason to hate me, it's because I've been getting government scholarships and my grandparents like to ask her why she hasn't gotten any. So maybe she spites me because of that? I don't really interfere with her personal life so.

>>38981849
Like I said I've never interfered with her personal life, as a matter of fact I asked my Mother to be more lax with her. Not that my Sister knows I've told my Mother to be more lenient on her. The only reasons I did what I did is because the anons on here last time suggested it

>>38981886
I've never been creepy to her, I let her do her own thing and I don't get involved with her personal life. There was this period of time where she wanted to sleep on my bed, but I refused because I thought it was weird and made her sleep on the couch but that's about it.

>>38982878
She probably sees you as a detriment to her social status. It's just teenager stuff. Don't take it personally because if you were a 9/10 chad and she was a 0/10 mongrel you would do the same. She'll come around when she's older and realizes the scope of the world and life. Right now a few hundred people and the image of her is all that matters in the world.

>>38982734
yeah, i'm not the biggest fan of getting physical with people

starbucks ain't a big deal, a "thanks" was good enough since she was just getting my order. would be weird if i did anything more than that

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>>38980834
>wanting to have a incest baby with downs, having it constantly wonder why it had to be birthed

Okay family

>>38982878
U gotta be alpha as fuck and truly leave her alone. Don't even look at her.

>>38982947
A lot of the staceys treat me like shit too so it's not like I'm not used to it and I've had pretty good revenge on most of them. Don't know when my Sister will make me snap though. I will try to take your advice into consideration.

>>38983005
My parents just divorced so I will be sharing my room with my Sister in a couple of months. So I think it's in my best interest to be on better terms with her asap

>>38982999
I wonder the same thing and I wasn't an incest baby

>>38983128
Shut up I love you

>>38983128
Don't talk with them. People that think incest makes retarded babies aren't rational people.

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>>38976835
How do I get to fuck my sister? I tried once, but she rejected me.

>>38983157
I am demonstrably unlovable

>>38983183
I mean, it certainly gives you greater risk than more diversity in genes

>>38983183
I researched it just because of these threads once and the likelihood is large enough that it's irresponsible and stupid to even take the chance.

>>38983300
Listen to the man with the double doubles please

>>38983300
Right, right, twins having a kid at 45 is much more dangerous than unrelated people having a kid at 18. The research is completely fair and unbiased.

>>38983313
What are you going on about? It's about the outcome of the child not the parents, dipshit.

>>38983324
Listen here, retard, I'm pointing out the fact that they use specific numbers to make it seem like incest is worse than it is. Obviously 45 year olds, related or not, are more likely to produce flawed babies than 18 year olds, related or not. 18 year old twins would produce a higher percentage of healthy babies than unrelated 45 year olds.

Am twin who fucks his sister. Would not get her pregnant. Definitely a terrible idea.

>>38983313
I don't have the time to find the study I used for the debate I had with Austria somewhere in the beginning of summer. If you want to find it in the archives, go right ahead.
But the gist of it was, there hasn't been much research done about it because it's not something that happens very often, the increased likelihood of genetic errors was more than 30% higher in sibling-sibling children.
What I concluded was that since we don't know the real numbers because of lack of studies, it's stupid and irresponsible. I also agree that women should not have children in their forties.

>>38983480
Hey it's you, how have things been?

>>38983484
>We don't know if this is safe, people shouldn't do it.
Fair enough.

>>38983509
We know it isn't safe, just look at history and the inbreeding that happened in royal bloodlines. Sure that was over several generations, but that doesn't change the fact. We just don't know exactly how unsafe it is, the estimations from the study were over 30%, and if that number is even close to being correct, it's a risk you should not take.

>>38983502
Fine, again laying the pipe in my sister. Getting ready to go back to school. We're sharing an apartment.

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>>38983209
How do I get to fuck my dad? I tried once, but he rejected me.

>>38983790
I thought this was someone making fun of Laura, but it was actually you. Rip. How's your day going?

>>38983860
Figured I may as well joke about it if I get the shot
Nothing interesting. Anything going on by you anon?

I finally cut off my relationship with my sister today. She is just to much of a roastie degenerate for me to handle. I was snooping I her room like any good big brother and I found an empty bottle of vodka and a blunt roach. Also a shit load of condom wrappers, some horny goat weed and like 3 sex toys. She's only 16.

I told her not to talk to me anymore over text when I got home, and now I feel empty inside. I know I did the right thing though. I've tried to keep her on the right path but obviously it failed and it isn't worth my efforts to try anymore.

>>38983946
Nothing at all.

>>38984008
Fucking degenerate. I'm sorry for your loss. Did you tell your parents?

>>38984042
Nah. I've got a single dad and he is under enough stress as it is. I think hearing more bad news would just make him feel even worse. Also he can't control her as it is, because he is such a beta nice guy. Probably where I got my robot personality

>>38984008
Jesus
I don't know if cutting her off was the best thing. Did you at least confront her about it?
>>38984042
Oh

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>All ya'll talking about incest kids
Yeah nah, think the world can do without those.
What's a easy thing to cook for dinner for an inept-ass fucker like me? Sis's napping and I wanna surprise her with somethin'.

>>38984106
I've confronted her a bunch of times for other things, and this was the last straw. Obviously my earlier attempts fell on deaf ears. She texted me back some BS about how she doesn't drink or smoke, but she's a compulsive liar so why should I listen to that?

>>38984008
Bad big brother confirmed

>>38984181
I did what I could. It isn't my fault that my mom is also a roastie and divorced my dad so she could sleep around and do drugs whenever she wanted.

>>38984137
Sit on top of her, it's how I surprise my parents, usually results in being pushed off of them
>>38984156
I guess you tried, sorry

>>38984156
We're talking about a 16 year old here. If they have friends these subjects aren't really easy to avoid
But what do you think she's going to turn to for comfort when she thinks her brother hates her? This isn't doing her any favours

>>38982955
Thought it was just a random kind act by her.
>>38984008
>blunt roach
Never heard of that before. Still, that's a pretty weird combination of stuff. What kind of group does he hang around with?

>>38984137
Cook carbonara. Whisk 2 egg yolks and 2 whole eggs with 1/2 cup cream and 2/3 cup parmesan. Fry some spam, bacon, or ham diced in a pan until it's crisp. Make 1/2lb noodles and drain the water when they are al dente. Put them in the pan you cooked the bacon in and put the eye on low. Throw the egg mixture on the pasta and mix thuroughly for 1-2 minutes depending on how hot the pasta still is. Throw the bacon in and serve. wa la.

>>38984181
Excuse me? He's doing a good thing. I'd have told dad, but maybe it's best he didn't.

>>38984222
I thiught you said punished. I got excited.

>>38984237
I had plenty of friends, and never had those problems. If someone did something I didn't like, I cut them off.

>>38984237
I've been there for guidance for her whole life despite how shitty she has been to me. I don't really give a shit how she turns out now.

>>38984269
It's like the butt of a cigarette. She hangs out with a bunch of slackers and absolute trash. She's bi and her girlfriend for more than a year was a confirmed drug dealer and brought liquor to our house all the time. I even told my dad about that and he did nothing.

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>>38983790
>>38983860
>>38983946
I wasn't joking, I do want to fuck my sister, I asked once to let me touch her, and she rejected me.

>>38984296
I wish
>>38984237
I kinda agree with this, if you love her you can't give up on her

I forget the sort of people who browse r9k
I guess I'm out of here for another day, I definitely don't come to this thread to see people trash talk their family

>>38984433
Hide the thread then.

>>38984396
Nah, cutting her off and making her only support group her problem friends is the right thing to do

>>38984381
I meant Laura's post. I didn't look at her trip first.

There has to be real love behind it. If you only want sex, it will most likely ruin your relationship.

>>38984286
Uhhhhh what can a nig do with some rainbow noodles and a tub of ricotta?
>>38984222
Yeah not the surprise I was going for, and this ho would toss me into the wall or some shit.

>>38984901
Nothing you dumb fuck. I gave you one of the simplest recipes possible.

>>38984353
Yeah, not the best of people to hang out with and probably the reason. She's getting dragged down. I know you've tried to help before, and this just from someone who hasn't had to deal with this sort of issue, but it does seem a bit cruel to cut her off like that.
I don't know. Hopefully something changes.
>>38984381
Nice Sachiko. If it's a no, it's a no. Hope you didn't ruin your relationship or anything because of that.

>>38984926
Ayyy, appreciate the effort and all that, we just low on food. Found some spaghett tho, we just gonna do that.

>>38981777
Please keep us updated. And what do you mean by she tried dodgeing the conversation

>>38984381
>>38984960
>Nice Sachiko
Sachiko is not for lewd

>>38976840
I don't have a sister... but I do have a brother a-and he's kinda cute >////< femanon here, can I use this on him? hehe

>>38985700
>not for lewd
That's debatable to be honest. With that said, she's been leaking and my sister has noticed my fixation on the kong.

>>38985390
Just as in she didn't want to talk about it much. She was obviously trying to not let the conversation continue.

>>38985790
You can use the roll for anyone, even if they're not family

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>>38984222
>>38984901
>did this anyway
>"Why you sitting on me?"
>"You want dinner?"
>"Is your ass dinner?"
A'ight, not listening to Laura no more, sorry girl.

>>38984008
But there's literally nothing wrong with any of these things.

>Vodka
Objectively better than Whiskey

>cigarettes
Disgusting but tolerable

>Condoms
Safe sex is important

>3 sex toys
Sex toys are good, anon

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>>38982999
>>38983128
We've been through this time and time again:

>The genes of siblings are different enough, so getting your sister pregnant would be the same as you getting a local woman of the same ethnicity as you pregnant.

>The only way this would result in a higher chance of genetic problems is if you yourself were a product of incest and had a baby with your sister. Inbreeding depression is real, but comically exaggerated to the point of superstition. It only shows up the more incest successively happens throughout the generations. Inbreeding depression does, however, manifest readily between father/daughter and mother/son, and children born as a result of these relations often are born with degenerative diseases and higher rates of autism.

>In fact, Second cousin crosses, followed by first cousin "inbreeding" (psuedo-incest) is advantageous for healthy gene development in infants and emotional health in the couple's lifes. A woman who enters into a relationship with a male cousin within her clan has a much chance of developing mental disorders such as clinical depression, schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, and multiple personalities disorder.

>Likewise, Males who marry a cousin from their family's clan generally have less heart problems, decreased alcohol consumption, lower divorce rates, lower suicide rates, higher fertility, and much lower chance of strokes.

tl;dr: you can make babies with your sister, just make sure those babies don't make babies with their sisters.

Also continual second-cousin incest produces ubermensch.

>>38985790
D-did you do it? How'd he react?

>>38986526
Vodka is not better than whiskey to me

I'm always so grumpy on my days off
Somebody beat me up

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>>38987526
Take a princess nap, you'll feel better.
I'd only hit you if you asked nicely

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>>38986526
>Objectively better than Whiskey
That's a load of horse shit. Vodka is shit and unfit for human consumption, aka pleb drink. Whiskey is for people with class.

>>38987526
Do you want me to step on you?

>>38987737
Hey, we missed you. How've you been?

Also, look who I found: facebook com/profile.php?=733223632

>>38987773
I want Mommy Muffin Top to step on me. Will you?

>>38987798
I'm okay. Haven't been okay recently which is why I haven't been around but I'm fine now, just stupid emotional stuff for reasons I've already gone through in these threads.

Not sure what you mean with that link

>>38987798
Sure anon. Don't complain when it hurts

>>38988221
Oh, baby, my moans won't be of pain ;)

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>>38987526
Big sis will beat your skinny ass if you piss her off, if youre into that brah.
She liked the spaghetti and went back to napping, ya'll got me realizing how boring we are. Just gonna stalk all you weirdos for the night tbqh.

>>38988062
Pretty sure that's an incomplete link that's supposed to redirect to the viewer's own profile, normal prank.

>>38988305
Bro, go nap with her. Make sure she isn't noodling herself. Or, encourage her to.

>>38988062
I'm sorry to hear that Ella.
How has it been going with your girlfriend recently?

>>38988328
Delet, don't ruin

>>38988353
Yeah she aint, was lookng at her a second ago. Bruh I ain't tired, if I laid down with the woman I'd get bored and try to fuck with her. Ima do that when it's time to get her up.

>>38988458
:( But she wants you to fuck with her. She likes playing with her "little" brother.

>can't hug family b/c haven't showered in 2 weeks and smell like piss

>>38987737
I took a nap and I woke up even grumpier!

>>38987773
No thanks that sounds too gentle, I need to have my bad mood smacked out of me
alternatively, somebody can be really nice to be but that's harder to achieve

>>38988305
Your big sister is too scary for me

>>38976835
not with her nope das satan

>>38988543
Shower, then hug

>>38988658
Hug Satan, Billy

>>38988305
The thread is pretty slow during the night but you're always welcome, give her a nap hug
>>38988328
I figured cause of the lack of ID prefix
But I'm not logged in so it didn't lead anywhere, kinda boring.
>>38988412
Fine, we're going to a friend's place tomorrow. Haven't spent much time together this week otherwise, aside from playing some vidya.
>>38988543
Take a shower, being unhygienic isn't just about smell.
>>38988651
Nap more then
It will help you forget

>>38988713
At this point, napping more will stress me out cus I'll feel like I wasted my day off
it's a good idea but my situation is not nap-through-able

>>38988713
>Take a shower, being unhygienic isn't just about smell.

What else is it about?

>>38988713
You're so smart, Ellie. I want to give you a surprise attack cuddle.

>>38987201
Yeah, but that's just because you're wrong, fella

>>38987773
>Whiskey is for people with class.

I didn't know all and only people with class had deficient taste buds.

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>>38988495
Man I dunno what you's implying with those quotes but I aint having none of it. Also her dumb ass needs as much sleep as it can get, so nuh.
>>38988713
>nap hug
Kinna did that when I went to look at her, she all soft and warm and shit, dunno what else you wanna know.

>>38988951
I wasn't saying you're a manlet. I would never.

I miss Nick.

>>38988941
What do you like about vodka? I've had some pretty tasty whiskey

>>38988736
>my situation is not nap-through-able
Sacrilege
Masturbate and then nap
>>38988773
Skin infections, bad bacteria, fungal growths and tiny beasts crawling around your crevices
Also if you don't use a bidet or wet wipes and don't wash yourself you'll also have dried feces sitting down there. Showers are important for your own health.
>>38988842
T-thanks anonie
I'll counter your attack for calling me that
>>38988951
That's cute, don't need to know more. You're a good brother

>>38989012
I'm bigger, stronger, and quicker than you. You won't be able to get me off of you unless you ask nicely. (:<

>>38988543
Shower often, it actually helps a lot with your confidence and makes people unconsciously more inclined to be nice to you.

Wel hellowy peoples on he intrnetz how are we all doing? Great I hope I'm great yeah wewlad awesome night I had yeah. So anyways I wentd&d'ing with my cousin and some peepswewitwasfun so yeah that happened but she was at the other side of the table and then we started fdrinking at like half past 12 and I just got home it's 3 am here and it was fun but my cousin thought I was annoying while I'm kinda tipsy I drank a lot you see so that's why I'm gonna kill myself now probably not though how's all your night/whatever the local time is going?

>>38988999
To be perfectly honest I don't have any strong commitments about strong drinks. I prefer vodka because its taste seems cleaner to me. Whiskey generally tastes dirty to me, like cigarettes in liquid form or something.

>>38989224
Quickly, while you're still drunk, tell her you love her and you'll kill yourself later

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>>38989098
I'll call my dad and then you'll be in trouble
>>38989224
Ga naar bed anoniempje

>>38989224
PS: I'm spory I'm many beer

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>>38986711
>: you can make babies with your sister, just make sure those babies don't make babies with their sisters.
Yes you can, but it will inherit recessive genes you ugly fucker, and it will be as retarded as you are.

>>38989262
>Quickly, while you're still drunk, tell her you love her and you'll kill yourself later
Nooooooooo I don't really wonna
>>38989279
>Ga naar bed anoniempje
Bed is voor fagotten, ik ben geen houtblazer. Ikben cousinfag#deluxe, ik ga heel de nacht foor.
PS Fuxk I have to work tomorrow kill me now. Seriously I can't sleep right now I;m much to jolig.

>>38989340
TELL HER YOUR FEELINGS ANON IT'S THE ONLY WAY

>>38986711
>Also continual second-cousin incest produces ubermensch.
YEAAAHJ BOIII i'M ON MY WAY TO THE UBERMENSH FUCK YEAH MY COUSIN JUST HAS TO CONSENT OR ARE WE THROWING THAT OUTTA THE WINDOW TOO?

>>38989365
SHE IS TRYING TO SLEEP MY SEXY BEAUTFUL ANON. I will tell her I loved her one day, when I can leave it all behind. Now i"m tied to the same rock as her, I'm not free, we're not free. I'll wait my time.

>>38989328
You have no idea what recessive genes are, right? Because it has nothing to do with any sort of physical or mental deficiency. The genotype contributing to blonde hair is recessive.

Recessive genes are the alleles within a locus which do not phenotypically express themselves if there are dominant alleles within the same locus.

Simplistically, if you have blonde and black hair genes, it's most likely that you will have black hair, because blonde hair is a trait based on recessive genes, so the dominant black hair genes are expressed in their place.

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>>38989340
I'm telling you to go to sleep
I'd force you if I could

>>38989432
YOUR LOVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HER SLEEP

>>38989328
I KNOW A FUCKING PROFESSOR IN HUMAN GENETICS YOU FUCK AND HIS BROTHER MARRIED THEIR COUSIN AND HE SAID IT WAS OKAY #checkmateatheists

>>38976835
hello i just popped in to this thread to save this animoo to my animoo reaction faces folder thank you

>>38989452
Come and make me, I'm not unreachably far away. Still dream you'll walk into mys store one day with M and I can fawn over how cute you guys are while you guys blush out of embarresment.
>>38989474
NO SHE IS MOST IMPORTANT THAN ME

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>>38989446
>Because it has nothing to do with any sort of physical or mental deficiency

Yes they do retard, most of genetic deficiencies are recessive genes, color blindness for example.

But it doesn't even matter, it's not like even your sister would fuck with you.

>>38989529
SHE'S VERY IMPORTANT, AND IT'S IMPORTANT THAT SHE KNOWS YOU LOVE HER

>>38989529
At least drink some water
I bet you and your cousin are way cuter

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>>38989478
>cousin
that's not incest

>>38989537
Nope, you have no idea what you're talking about.

There are no recessive genes simpliciter dumbass. An allele is recessive compared to another allele only within a locus and only with reference to their phenotypic expressions. The same allele can both be dominant compared to one allele and recessive compared to another one, at the same time and within the same locus with reference to the phenotypes the contribute to. No allele is recessive or dominant on its own.

>>38989583
>At least drink some water
It's like you want me to be okay, what is this feel, why are people here responsible what isthis
>I bet you and your cousin are way cuter
She;s so fucking cute om=h my gawd dearl lawd jesus christ. She has this cute face with frecles and blondish/reddish hair and her name would make Austria fangirl like crazy, she's so cute fuck me help. ALso I'm not cute I am ackne riddle stupidface.

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>>38989585
>that's not incest
It is though...

>>38989670
THE ONLY WAY TO HELP IS TO TELL HER YOU LOVE HER ANON

>>38989670
Of course I want you to be okay, you're drunk.
I'm sure you're not that bad looking, now go to sleep and catch some naps.

>>38989706
I fucking promis you I;'ll tell her before I die, even if it's with my dying breath. I just am not in the position to do it right now. I also kinda drunkenly hugged her from the back and knocked the glasses of her face and she's not very happy with me.

>>38989755
APOLOGIZE AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER
FUCK

>>38989755
Senpai, please sit down or something.
You're very excited right now and calming down would help you and us.

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>>38989682
Incest is only first knee, or branch or whatever.
You can actually marry your cousin as well.
>>38989609
>Me and my sister have 0 recessive genes(ALLELE) of the same illness our parents have

I am out of retard pictures. You should be castrated.

>>38989788
>Me and my sister have 0 recessive genes(ALLELE) of the same illness our parents have

First: I don't have a sister
Second: Here we go again with this idea that there are alleles that are recessive in themselves. Dominance is an attribute of the relation between alleles dumbass, not an attribute of the genes themselves.

>>38989754
>naps
Have you ever trie schnaps? It's too much alcohol and too little anything else, fucking disgusting. Got a couple home made shots from this farmer guy in romania once, tasted like shit desu. My cousin probably doesn't tsste like shit I wonna lick all \e her skin.

>>38989787
>Senpai, please sit down or something.
>You're very excited right now and calming down would help you and us.
I AM CALM AAAAAAAHHHH
I sit in my desk chair riht now typing this at an akward aangle wewoo. Who else wants tro try the swing right now, ik bedoel zo'n kinderspeeltuin schommel.

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>>38989814
>First: I don't have a sister
So you saw incest anime and now you advocate breeding of retards, you should really be castrated

>>38989815
I haven't, I don't like drinking
Go to sleep, masturbate if you need to

>>38976835
Why even bother it's not fucking worth it

>>38989900
No, anon, what I saw is a dumbass (you) making nonsense claims about biology and I decided to correct you before you infect others with your stupidity.

>>38989921
>masturbate if you need to
You're full Of reat Ideas for such asmall threedimensional space,it'll probabky take a while tho but I'll calm the fuck down after thanks.

>>38989921
Also glad you back you were gonne for a couple days right? Idunno Ihope you have fun with M.

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>>38989942
>Made long post about his retardation
>Stops me from making nonsense claims
This is poetry, so why do you want to breed spergs ? are you lonely ?

>>38990002
I'm not the original poster dumbass. I'm the person correcting your pure retard understanding of dominance in genetics.

>>38989954
Remember to drink water too and go to sleep soon
I'm going to sleep now
>>38989999
Checked
Thanks, have fun tomorrow drunk man.

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>>38990039
>I'm not the original poster dumbass
Can you prove that?
And also answer my question please.

Would you lot be up for a game of FIFA against the /britfeel/ lads to decide the best general on /r9k/?

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>>38990080
Sure, dumbass

>>38990104
Kill yourself. This isn't a general, it's a hug your family thread. Britfeel is absolute garbage.

>>38990127
>
There is missing pixel on that underline spergo, learn to photoshop, also answer my question.

>>38990104
Do you guys only play FIFA?
Unfortunately, not many people are here at this time, but something could be arranged if
regulars wanted to play something.

>>38990221
There's no need to be hostile anon.

>>38990237
This is nonsense, dumbass. I know, obviously, but anyone can tell by comparing to his own response underlines.

>>38990251
I'm not being hostile. Britfeel is garbage. It's almost as bad as those "hug your sister" threads.

>>38990281
He's either a retard or a troll. Either way, it's not worth arguing with him anymore.

>>38990313

>He's either a retard or a troll. Either way, it's not worth arguing with him anymore.

Eh, you're probably right.

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>>38990281
>This is nonsense
Answer my question sisterfucker

Bump from worst page 3

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>Ah yes what a lovely night to be a white nigga with a cool big sis
>"Hey so, ya'll look at a lot of porn, how often are you jacking it in my house?"
>Aww naaaaah
Told her barely any ever since she caught me a couple times, she laughed at my ass and said "It aint like I'm gonna chop it off". help me this ho aint right

>>38991475
Jack off in front of her.

>>38991475
Why not just jack off in front of her? Show her who's boss.

>>38991519
>>38991541
Ya'll way too fast with that shit.
But naaaaah, can't show the woman that shit, she'd either laugh her ass off the whole time or beat my ass off. Either way I aint gettin' it up.

>>38991672
>Not being fully erect in anticipation of humiliation and/or pain
No balls, won't do it.

>>38991693
Ain't about that life man, not about that showing sister my dick life either.

>>38991782
>not about that showing sister my dick life either.
Come on fampai don't be so close minded

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>>38991826
Girl mybe some nigga's don't wanna plow their sisters, or at least they know they can't.
Happy for ya'll incest people, you seem cool and happy, but nah.

>>38991475
>Not geting into a conversation about the best porn categories and then watching porn together

Literally pleb tier, baka

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>>38992026
Do what you want, man. Don't ever feel pressured to do anything you don't want to. You're a cool guy and it's fun having yo on here.
With that said, don't get your dick chopped off.

>>38992026
You have to "accidentally" kiss her by the end of the week or you're fired!

Mom gave my sister a talk about letting the bulge fly in panties around the house. I have mixed feelings. I'm also very disappointed in myself for being bummed that I won't see my sister's bulge as much as I have. I gotta start cleansing my morals.

>>38992194
Fuck your brother already, anon. Or piss off.

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>>38992090
Ayy, ain't really gettin' pressured, I got my limits. Thanks tho, not planning on it.
>>38992113
Hol' up, this is work? Nigga I'll kiss the woman for a dollar I aint even care. no tho
>>38992087
She likes mmf threesomes, aint gonna say anything else.

>>38992222
Ok, straight up, I have been spying on my little sister's and one of my aunt's browser history and they both watch almost exclusively mmf and gangbangs. I'm starting to think heterosexual women are really into it

>>38992265
Of course they're into it. Female sexuality is about being dominated and used. Multiple men having her is like they're indirectly competing to impregnate her. Also degrading acts are a big plus for women.

>>38992194
Why does your mom not want the bulge in the panties?

>>38992287
Then you'd also expect them to be into bondage and rough sex etc, which they aren't.

Instead I'm thinking that they're into it because it's two men, in the same way that men tend to like ffm (which I find profoundly boring, personally, but ok) because it has more than one woman in it and they're into women.

>>38992306
She's tired of seeing it. I would never consider walking around the house with an obvious bulge and it's basically the same thing. Moms are gonna mom. It's probably good anyways because it will help my brain from sexualizing her.

>>38992265
>>38992287
Maybe it's just them, I find porn with more than one guy gross and don't personally know anyone but I don't really ask about others porn habits

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>>38992222
>>38992444
checked

mmf porn isn't my thing either though

>>38992444
You don't count Laura, you're a prudelet

>>38992444
>>38992485
What kind of porn do you watch?

I imagine it's something boring as fuck

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>Constant "hug your family" threads.
>Have Haphephobia.
>Can't touch people without twitching/getting anxiety.
>Touch my own skin and I twitch away.
>Can't even keep my mouth closed cause it makes me so uncomfortable.

Please tell me how I am supposed to touch my family.

>>38992602
Hug your family with your mind, anon.

I mean tell them you love them and you appreciate their support or something.

>>38992510
I tried to find something between what they'd like. This is the best I could do in a few minutes. I know I could do better, sorry. I'm not sure the link will work either.

>>>/gif/11080850


>>38992602
Ask them to hug you?

>>38992485
Good taste
>>38992495
Womanlet, chestlet, clitlet, prudelet
When will it end?
>>38992510
Bdsm, rough, most gdp videos are actually good for me (I like the intros, and there was one the guy explained what they were gonna do even though she didn't like it), loli/ss, cuckquean hentai, hasn't escalated to live action yet, anything that's got "tiny" or something in the title

>>38992617
I don't like them at all so no thanks.

>>38992622
I don't like being touched, I just explained so.

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>>38992265
Imean look yo, I'm a straightass man and I like the idea of two chicks on my shit at once, sis is a staightass woman so why'd she be any different, dunno about ya'll other theories but it feels real simple t me.
>>38992622
Bruh I don't know about the chicks but you mighta found me a new fetish tbqh

>>38992657
Then "how can I hug my parents considering my impediment" was the wrong question to ask, was it not?

>>38992649
At least you're a nice person.

GDP is shit-tier. Plus, off camera, the girls are getting fucked in a bad way. I expect better from you. Well, not really. Good taste otherwise.

>>38992649
>no fathercest
>implying

Also I had you pegged for a deviant, chick nugget. Good taste. Good taste.

>>38992649
>there was one the guy explained what they were gonna do even though she didn't like it

EPISODE NUMBER OR OTHER DETERMINANT NAO

This is extremely my thing.

>>38992723
How are they getting fucked in a big way?
>>38992746
Thanks
Incest doesn't turn me, if I want to fantasize about my dad I use my imagination
>>38992758
I don't remember it was a long time ago

>>38992902
>I don't remember it was a long time ago

FUUUUCK YOUUUUUU PICO-CHAN

>>38992902
Sketchy contracts, not doing what they say they will, releasing the videos even if they change their mind, cancel the contract, and return the money. Dirty shit like that.

Never do porn, Smol.

>>38992352
youre gonna sexualize her no matter what.

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I hugged my sister and she made some weird sounds and asked me If I wanted to play a game but instead she just played the piano for a bit
is my sister autistic
>>38976840
spin

>>38993079
Is she good at the piano? How old is she? Please post results.

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>>38992649
>gdp videos Googled
>Gross Domestic Products
>Thought it sounded pretty dirty on it's own and was curious
>It's economic related
I'm really fucking stupid. I don't know how I even hold a job.
>>38993079
Oh, sweet. Is she good? What were the sounds?

>>38993170
How can you possibly not know what gross domestic product is?

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>>38993079
she got flustered and pushed me away, asked what I was trying to do
I chickened out a bit and told her I was just kissing her goodnight so now I'm in my room
I came in at a weird angle behind her and to the side

she's 12 and 7 years younger than me. shes pretty good.

>>38993170
she played a couple lines of Chopin she's learning. a little stilted but still sounded good, I don't play an instrument so it's hard for me to judge.

>>38992936
Pico-chan?
>>38992947
Didn't plan on it
I don't even feel sorry for then honestly
>>38993170
How do you not know Girls do Porn or Gross Domestic Product

>>38993198
>>38993311
I tend to go blank in the head sometimes. Stuff just doesn't register quick enough and when it does, I feel pretty stupid about it.
I also usually just read H doujins
>>38993251
You usually do that?
Yeah, I know that feel. My sister played flute all through high school. Could never really judge as well, but it always sounded nice to me. Even if it did hurt my ears sometimes.
Hope your sister keeps at it, and that she improves. How did she get into playing piano?

>>38993311
pico pico

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pico-

>>38993251
Start hugging or kissing her goodnight from now on. Be a part of her life and don't let her get into sex and drugs and general degeneracy.

>>38993311
Yea, their fault for doing it in the first place. Still, GDP is a dirty business. And not because it's porn.

>>38993311
You still don't know what pico means?

I introduced it like three months ago. We've had exactly this conversation.

>>38993311
>I don't even feel sorry for then honestly
That's why I initially had you pegged for an amoral sadist desu

>>38992510
Never watched much but I always liked mushy vanilla doujin

But I literally haven't read much of anything else

late response I got "distracted"

>>38993343
Don't feel stupid
>>38993363
Oh yea
Fucker
>>38993370
Yea can't find a reason to think "oh this poor girls"
>>38993377
I have morals, doing porn isn't in those morals

Depression sister dude here

Watched some preseason football with a couple friends. My sister tried to watch it with us but seemed too bored to handle it. To be fair I was bored too but our grandmother was out and they brought beer. Afterwards I went to her room and layed down next to her while she played fallout. It was nice and she relaxed against me for a little but she pushed me out when our grandmother got home.

I think she's still unsure about the situation.

>>38994201
The Jaguars and Patriots? Cool
It's shameful to lose to them, but it's just preseason
You said she doesn't like confrontation, I guess if you want to bring it up to her the best you can do is ask her to talk about it when she's ready I guess, I don't know I'm not good at this but it's the best I got right now, sorry

>>38994430
>The Jaguars and Patriots?
Nah, we live in a shithole. It was the Browns and Saints.

I'm probably going to avoid talking about it until she seems totally comfortable again. Patience is key with her. People forget that depression can cause people to think that avoiding your problems and rotting in a bed is better than living. She's just scared about the possible negative outcomes because they're probably spinning in her head all the time.

>>38976835

But what if i dont have a family.

>>38994599
>She's just scared about the possible negative outcomes because they're probably spinning in her head all the time.
Very likely accurate. Seems like you got things down though. Hope your sister gets better, I really do.

>>38994201
If she really has depression you should be careful with how you treat her. Reassure her that things are ok with you and that you can completely forget about it if she wants to. Make her relax. Also engage with her, spend some time with her doing something she likes. You never know what will happen in the future.

>>38994733
Hug yourself anon. Be your own family.

>tfw missing onee

Quick bump before I fall asleep again

>>38994599
Maybe tell her its alright? Sorry if I'm not understanding how she feels, just going off what you wrote

>>38976835
Is that the """"girl"""" that whispers "benis" in somebody's ear?

who /earlymorning/ here bois

>>38997147
Does 720 count as early morning?

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>>38997147
>tfw nearly 2pm
But I had a very fun night. Met up with an old friend from school, and after a few drinks she told me all about how her stupid boyfriend is in Copenhagen and how she hasn't been laid in forever and how "I just come too quickly doing it myself so I'm never sure when to stop you know"
>mfw the whole evening

In other news apparently my sisters learnt from Ella's, because they both besieged my bed when I came home because my new pillow is so great, they say.

>>38997147
>Slept until 7:15
Who else here /sleeping in/?

>>38997147
Early morning because my soster got up and went to her bed after joining me in the middle of the night. Topless cuddling her around her lower back and waist. She rested ontop of me for a while. Think I'm going to use her butt as a pillow for fun the next change I get. For now I sleep again.

>>38998112
Is your imouto your new pillow?

>>38998566
>Who else here /sleeping in/?
Fucking kill yourself.

I'm happy you got to sleep in.

>>38998685
No, I bought a comfy new pillow and my imouto loves it. She's not very comfortable to lie on, I think. Bony.

>>38998704
Have you tried getting a boneless imouto?

>>38998621
Whats the age difference anon?

>>38997147
>early morning
Does 3pm count in reference to tomorrow morning?
My brother just made me get up because I'll be out tonight, even though I don't take much time to get ready and could use the extra naps
He called me pretty though so I guess it's okay
>>38998112
Clearly the solution is to buy them the same pillow, they're not going to stop otherwise

>>38998733
Where does one aquire such a thing?

>>38998921
Morning shlicksister.
They'd have to ask my mom about it, it's pretty expensive for a pillow.

>>38998921
>He called me pretty though so I guess it's okay
You have a wonderful mind Ella.

>>38998966
How expensive? Do you have a link to it? I want to know what this is all about.

>>38999157
http://www.gans.at/de/royal-plus-polster
It's got like different chambers, softer down feathers on the outside for comfy and some other kind of feathers inside. Rocket science pillow. But it's really pretty comfy.

>>38976835

kirino is a smelly poop

>>38999183
>feather pillows
I expected better taste from you

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>>38999206
>white goose down isn't the best filling for pillows
Anon pls.

dyke-chan why are you talking about pillows instead of lewding your nee-san

>>38999786
I would, but she went to Salzburg over the weekend. I'll cuddle my imouto though, when she gets home.

>>39000000

sozy

Sometimes I imagine Austria and Laura holding hands while taking a scenic walk through a park.

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>>39001205
I'd like to go ice skating with Laura and Ella.

>>38998814
I'm 18 and she's 20. Based on reading the threads from time to time having an older sister is a little different.

>>39001426
Do you sleep together often? Are you close?

>>39001492
Not at all until recently. We slept together a couple days ago and that was the first time since we were young kids. We're suddenly getting closer than we were not too long ago but we were reasonably close anyways.

>>39001396
>heterosexuals doing heterosexual things on ice.jpg

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>Woke up halfway on the floor
>Distinctly sisterlike blankets on the couch
wut
>>38998621
Man ya'll, butt pillows are fun, aint even care.

>>39002057
At least she didn't shlick this time. Probably.

>>39002111
Girl you do't know, I don't even know anymore with this ho. Aint found no evidence at least 'bout to check the bed though, I aint creepy you're creepy.

>>38998685
Uhh
Thank you?
>>39001205
That's kinda gay
>>39001396
I like ice skating, haven't gone in a while

>>39002185
Girlgoo doesn't really stain, unless she's done it just earlier you probably won't find anything.

>>39002205
>kinda gay
Two friends taking a stroll through the park isn't gay Laura.

Since when have humans been so stupid and useless?

>>39002224
Yeah you right, febreezed her bed just in case, 'cause im a good brother n shit.
Also a dykes hands might as well be her dick, so das super gay.

>>39002224
Holding hands is kinda gay
I don't even like holding hands, I feel trapped

>>39002474
Wanna kiss instead

Depression sister brother mate here

After a night of topless sleeping my sister seems a noticable amount more comfortable. She also took my hoodie which I guess is a sign of things to come. Am I reaching b(oy)rother-friend status?

>>39002254
Approximately for the last 200.000 years or so.

>>39002439
>feebreezed her bed
Noice. You're a good brother.
>dykes hands might as well be her dick
Lel. That's an interesting point anon.
>ywn lock fingers with Laura

>>39002474
Friends hold hands all the time.
But we can exchange saliva if you prefer.

so guys

i just got my family to agree to a trip to the amusement park in a few weeks. this is my final trip with my family before i leave the house next year to finally live my own life. what should i do

>>39002523
Do you want to be with her? If so, take it slow and talk things through with her.

>>39002542
Hug them all? Tell them you love them?

>>39002523
Are you both in the same boat? Glad she's feeling more comfortable at least.
>>39002542
Have fun? Can't really think of anything else besides that. Just enjoy your time with them as much as you can.

>>39002571
>Be with her
I don't know. If it means being closer, spending more time together, and being a little intimate here and there I think I would like it. She's always been good to me and I crushed on her in elementary school. I owe this to kid me.

>>39002626
In the same boat? In what way?

>>39002520
No thanks anon
>>39002541
I'm good with my saliva, thanks

>>39002656
Just mean if you're both sure that you want to be together. Like the previous person said, just talk with each other.
Better to know that you want this rather than just "think I would like it." Regardless, I'm still wishing for the best for you two.

>>39002523
Hey man, maybe I missed somthin but how ya'll end up sleeping with a topless sister? Aint judging just curious.
>>39002542
Ride the craziest ride like 50 times and throw up all over your senpai, leave 'em with a lasting memory.

>>39002877
>senpai
4chan why you gotta play me like this

>>39002764
I mean we aren't there yet. She took her shirt off and is wearing my hoodie.

>>39002877
She texted me asking if I was still awake. When I said yes she came to my room. We watched some stuff and then started to sleep. She said she was too hot and took her shirt off.

I need a hug, is anybody willing to touch a boy?

>>39002877
>just curious
Coming around, eh? Just ask your sister if she wants to sleep with you. I bet she'd say yes.

>>39003769
Bruh we already sleep together sometimes, might even have last night goin by the state of my couchbed. It'd be weird if she was topless tho, dunno about that.

>>39003894
>It'd be weird if she was topless
What's the big deal? You afraid of some nipples?

>>39003476
Sure. Just angle your throbbing erection away from me.

>>39003894
It was nice if I'm being honest with you. They're soft and squishy, look nice, and they're boobs. It was really intimiate feeling her skin on her torso and back instead of a shirt too. It felt special.

>>39004127
Does this work if you have a flat, or near flat sister?

>>39004126
I just finished masturbating so you'll be fine on that front

>>39004098
Bruh nuh, if she wanted to do it that's all her business and I dont care, just saying it'd be weird.
>>39004127
Man I need to go, you're selling my lizard brain on this.

>>39004182
Yes, and it's better if they're flat.

>>39004195
Ask her to cuddle you topless while sleeping tonight.

>>39004195
There's nothing weird about sleeping with your sister.

>>39004127
Definitely agree with this, boob cuddling is top tier.

>>39004186
You too?

My sister went to the next town over, took my doggo and left me here. Welp.

>>39004182
It depends on what you like I guess. My sister is slightly above average I think but I'm not sure. Maybe she's just average. In terms of the skin stuff I wouldn't think so.

>>39004195
When I was holding her around her waist and my face was against the small of her back I was in heaven. Soft, warm, and soothing.

>>39004239
Especially when they're just laying on you and you can feel every ounce of squishy flesh and every part of their firm nipples.

>>39004222
So what you're saying is, I should get my sisters to sleep with me before they grow tits?

>>39004239
Yep, I usually bust one or two out in the morning

>>39004414
Uhhhhhhh... No, but sleeping with them platonically is nice. Please don't lewd kids.

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>>39004449
>platonically
Whatever, that's what I meant anyway.

>>39004323
>every ounce of squishy flesh and every part of their firm nipples
Goddamn I miss my sister.

>>39004420
Morning shlicks are top comfy.

You guys won't fucking believe what was going down this morning. My mom was taking a pakage for my sister to her room and she was basking in a post-nut glow. She said she had half her hand jammed up her ass and her cum on her face. I don't think she's going to leave her bedroom all weekend.

>>39005317
That's what you get when you don't dick him like he wants you to. Obviously you'll fit, so go jam it in. Tell your mom to knock.

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>>39005317
>She said she had half her hand jammed up her ass and her cum on her face

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>>39005317
>half her hand jammed up her ass

>>39005346
>go jam it in

>>39005346
Not gonna do it

>>39005413
Don't encourage him

>>39005317
I hope you're joking in all honesty fampai

>>39005462
>Not gonna do it
You know you want to. You know he wants you to. Walk in there naked and tell us how he reacts.

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>>39005317
This is the only apropriate course of action for you, your sister, and everyone who just read that.

>>39005317
Mind asking your sister how i can achieve a prostate orgasm?

>>39006462
Put half your hand in your ass

>>39006551
ive done that but i didnt cum. do i move my fingers, do i move my hand in and out what do i do?

>>39005413
Off-topic, but do you actually live in Austria or did you just pull the name out of a hat?

>>39006633
I'm actually from Austria, born and bred.

>>39006844
You're being bred? By who?

>>39006844
Which part, and what is it like actually living there day-to-day?

>>39007038
Her sister, who else?

>>39007038
her sister obviously, so far its been unsuccessful.

>>39007038
See
>>39007054
>>39007055

>>39007046
Well, I lived the first few years of my life in Linz but was born in Vienna and live there too.
It's a very nice city, clean, comfy. Unfortunately full of Austrians, but otherwise it's pretty good.

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>Big sis brought home ice cream
>Then snuck the fuck outta here, prolly hanging with a bunch of hos
Bruh
Asked her about this >>39002057, all she said was I looked like I wanted cuddles, ho I was halfway on the floor the fuck you talkin' bout cuddles.
>>39005317
Lotta things a guy could say, all I'll say is that's a stretchy asshole.

>>39007148
I was in Vienna just a few days ago and didn't really notice any Austrians, but I guess that's what I get for sticking to tourist spots. It does seem like a nice comfy city to live in, if a bit on the very expensive side.