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Hug Your Family

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Do you ever feel like you should improve your relationship with you family then post below for advice and come share stories about your family.
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The old thread hasn't even hit bump limit yet. Why'd you post another one?
Also roll probably.
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I tried hugging my brother but he just said op should fuck off to soc
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>>39027440
Because its one post away from bumb limit
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>>39027453
It was 4 off when you posted. Wait for the old thread to autosage itself to page 9 or 10 before posting a new one. Don't be greedy >:(
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Hug your family thread
>What is this thread about?
Talking about and improving relationships with your sister/family
>Can i talk about/vent about my relationship with my family
Yes
>I don't like this thread!
Hide it, problem solved
>I'm going to start drama
You'll probably be ignored

Roll:
>1 - Tell them you love them
>2 - Hug them as tight as you can
>3 - Keep hugging until they tell you to stop
>4 - Ask about what they've been doing lately
>5 - Ask how their day has been
>6 - Spend an hour with them
>7 - Ask what they're doing tomorrow
>8 - Try to pick them up or ask them to cuddle
>9 - Kiss them on the head
>0 - Tell them that you want to hang out with them more
>69- Ask them to do something lewd with you or let you watch them do something lewd

Would someone Please Screen shot this for use in future threads.
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God dangit the roll was already deleted. Fuck the mods. They'll leave real roll/GET threads up all day.
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>>39027515
Posting early lets people follow it in the archives better. its not being greedy its making easier for others.
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>>39027550
You can post a link in the old thread when it's about to die. Did you delete the first roll? If so sorry mods but you are stupid sometimes.
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>>39027549
No I deleted it because i posted the old version instead of the new version
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Remember to ignore trip imposters.
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>>39027621
Remember to ignore anyone with a trip
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>>39027638
Remember to make your own thread if you don't want trips in them. Oh wait, those ones always die :)
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>>39027621
Have people been faking trips? I thought that was just one retard for a few threads.
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>>39027960
To answer your question I did achieve a prostate orgasm, and we have masturbated together a few times when the power would go out since no power meant no Internet and neither of us liked using our phones for looking at porn. Every time it was her using her dildo (the original one i used on my ass) and me using her vibrating dildo. She would always let me cum on her and let me lick it off of her.
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>>39027992
No morning glory is pretending to be Lucy, but doing an awful job at it.
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>>39028091
>lick it off of her
That's pretty gay brah
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>>39028091
Do you still masturbate together?

>>39028099
I can't pretend to be myself, dummy.

>>39028108
How is that gay?
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I'm always surprised how common mutual masturbation among siblings seems to be, even not same-sex siblings.
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>>39028153
Sorta we have a running bet going were the winner will get to do anything they want to the other person (for a summer) if the looser ask to masturbate together. its been going on for a year now and we have been teasing each other every time we meet up and through text. Id be all for asking to see what my sister would do to me but she has expressed that it would involve her living out her extreme sexual sadism fantasies which include but are not limited too
>CBT
>Chastity
>Cutting
>Burning
>Marking play
>Candle Play
>Sleep Deprivation
>Electro Play
>"Revenge Pegging"
>Use of painful restraints
>dildo gags
>Multiple Orgasm torture
>Whipping
>Caneing
>Femenizaiton
>Utilizing a shemale somehow
>humiliation play involving her one fucked up friend(female or MtF i think) joining in
These are just some to name a few. She hasn't been able to hold a boyfriend because her fetishes drive them away.
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>>39028326
>Be me
>Always joke with my sister about lewd stuff
>Tells me when she's not wearing any panties
>Never once asked me to do any kinky shit
>Doesn't even like it when I hug her

Guess I drew the short straw in life then.
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>>39028326
Well to be fair that's like going to a gay bar and being shocked at how many people are gay
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>>39028428
That all seems pretty erotic and if I was you I would have begged for her to do them to me already. Have you ever had sex with her?

>>39028430
Maybe she wants you to be the one who asks?
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>>39028519
no we haven't had sex. While i am most of what she listed im not into whipping or the caneing, or chasity lasting overnight because it can permanently fuck your dick up and that apparently when of her main turn ons. But again in regards to chastity id do it if it was for a day and then it would comeoff for when i went to sleep
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>>39028519
I would, but she's kind of cold/indefferent about me. Has been since she turned 13.
It probably wouldn't end well, for all intents and purposes.

captcha: flooding pos panti
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>>39028603
Let her know then! Kinky sibling sex can be really fun.

>>39028626
Try talking to her and improving your relationship.
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>>39028762
sex would probably be her pegging me or her getting a she male to fuck me. But everything i listed is stuff she said shed do to me which im fine with but i just don't know how id feel when it actually happens. Also i dont know how id talk her out of the whipping, caneing, and the electro shit because i have a feeling she would want to hook it up to my dick and balls
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>>39028762
Eh, I'll give it a try. Can't hurt anything I suppose.
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>>39028829
Tell her that you want to try everything except those few things. Sounds like you're in for a fun time.

>>39028835
Good luck! :)
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>>39028829
This shit is fake as fuck
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>>39029299
Why would somebody lie on the internet when they have nothing to gain from it?

If anybody wants to add me on discord, it's Lucy#8154
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I know I keep coming into threads all like "fuck happened while I was gone?", but for real this time.
Just gonna roll and be on my damn way, swimming was fun but sis wasnt there so ya'll dont care.
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So hows everyone doing this fine night?
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>>39029943
enjoy youre sister squeezing you to death and pushing you into her titties
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>>39027527
There you go cunt
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>>39030024
thanks the one i took was shit
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>>39029954
Trying to sleep
I feel awful and I can't sleep
I hope everyone else is doing okay
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I hate Kirino so much. I want to stick my tongue in her asshole.
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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TRIPFAG HAVEN KILL YOURSELVES
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>>39029954
I'm doing quite okay, bit of a headache and going to bed now. Might watch an episode of animu or Elementary and then go to sleep.
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>>39028430
At least you have a sibling
What's everyone up to?
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>>39030365
Pic related?

>>39030284
>>39030533
I Hope the both of you feel better
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>>39030533
Sleep tight :)

>>39030543
Nothing much, how about you? Are you having fun with your dad?
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Please stop pretending to be Lucy. It actually does upset me a lot. I'm just trying to lurk but please stop.
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>>39030284
>>39030533
Guess I missed the "how everyones doing", sorry to hear you guys aren't feeling well, hope you get to sleep soon
>>39030627
I've been out
>>39030634
Hey. What're you up to? Anything cool happen?
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>>39030634
Is your real name livvy? That's a nice name. We can be friends if you stop being mean to me. Hit me up on discord or email and we'll chat later.
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>>39030634
Yo senpai, how's it going?
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>>39030669
I'm okay. Just living life.

>>39030687
Just stop pretending to be Lucy. Everyone knows you aren't Lucy, and it just bothers me. Please stop.

>>39030694
Hello.
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>>39030732
Nothing really interesting is happening in my life anyway. Talk to me in private and we can negotiate. I don't want to upset you.
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>>39030793
Negotiate? Just stop it. I don't know why you think that it's a good idea, I just know that I can't stand it.
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>>39029954
Bruh I'm just living life, eating shit, watching shit TV, tryna figure out if and where big sis spanked the papaya while I was out, just normal shit y'know?
>>39029990
Man I'm not dead but you almost nailed it.
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>>39030793
>Talk to me in private and we can negotiate

deerguy?
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>>39030669
Thanks Laura, it's fine really. I'll just get comfy in bed and drift off in a bit.

>>39030857
>if and where
If: Yes
Where: wherever you're currently sitting
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>>39030851
I'm willing to stop posting, but I'm not going to stop it because you ask me nicely. Let's talk about it. I won't stop until you talk to me. I promise I won't bite :)
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>>39030914
Dyke I sleep on this couch, sis aint that creepy. Unless she is, I aint even know anymore.
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>>39031089
I've diddled in my sister's bed. You never know.
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>>39031057
Just answer the fucking friend request.
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>>39031089
>not just asking her
Don't be such a pussy
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>>39027383
>ywn have an imouto that gets on your bed after school, loosens her clothing, and hold a condom in her mouth that you can toss out before doing her bareback and cumming inside
Why couldn't you give me an imouto instead of 2 ototous, mommy?
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>>39031139
"Ayyy sis did you fuck yourself on the couch I sleep on every night?"
Not rly something for casual sibling conversation.
For the record, did ask her what she did while I was gone, claims she took a nap, at least that places her in her own damn bed.
>>39031133
Yeah but you're weird and like that shit, no offense.
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>>39031133
jeez austtia
too lewd
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>>39031273
>Not rly something for casual sibling conversation
Sure sounds like it is for you two.
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>>39031273
>claims she took a nap
Well yeah that's code for "shlicked myself silly".
>you're weird and like that shit, no offense
None taken my dude.

>>39031289
It's not that lewd.
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>>39031292
Bruh I dunno, shit's still awkward, even if the ho don't care/thinks it's hilarious like she acts like.
>>39031328
Yeah sure but at least it's her bed, the ho can do whatever she wants there.
How we even get to this point, all I wanted was to roll and fuck with/love on the woman a little. Ya'll got me thinking things a bro shouldnt.
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>>39031471
>Bruh I dunno
And you never will until you ask.
>Ya'll got me thinking things a bro shouldnt
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>>39031471
No need to sweat it, anon. It's just a bit of teasing. You can still just roll and fuck with her head.
Of course, you can also imagine the shlicking.
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>>39031328
It's time to go to bed Austria
But yea, "taking a nap" usually doesn't mean taking a nap
>>39031471
You're just asking questions
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>>39031618
>But yea, "taking a nap" usually doesn't mean taking a nap
A lot of conversations I've had with female friends just flooded back into my head.
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>>39031512
Yeah nah still dont wanna do that, just meant Im spending alot of time thinking about her gross habits all the sudden.
>>39031575
>>39031618
Yeah sorry I get that I'm being weird, this ho just confusing me lately.
>Of course, you can also imagine the shlicking.
Girl that seals been broke, aint happy about it but what can a nig do.
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>>39031618
I'm glad you're backing me up on this, smol.
And yeah, I know. I'm actually in bed, just watching Netflix. But I'll go to sleep soon enough. After a little nap.

>>39031794
Don't worry about it, anon. There's nothing wrong with thinking about stuff, it's just a bit of curiosity.
But if it makes you feel uncomfortable or anything, just say so.
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Think it over, livvy. I'll stop for today and tomorrow but I'll keep posting after that if you haven't contacted me again. If you can think of a counter-offer, let me know.
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>>39031850
Yeah I'm not sending you any fucking pics. I would rather you keep being a piece of shit rather than know that you rub your little penis to a picture of me on a regular basis.
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>>39031900
Didn't want to be mean but you started it.
Do you really think anyone would masturbate while looking at you, let alone your face? I'm not a pervert.
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jesus fucking christ stop
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>>39031962
All I have to say is fuck you.
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>>39031999
Okay. I'm sorry. Nice trips. Have a good night.
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>>39031962
I'd totally masturbate to story, I bet she's qt.
Seriously though, stop. The whole drama stuff is so tedious.
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>>39031850
What are you gaining out of this? Everyone else will treat you the same like the Deerguy imposter. You're just causing issues.
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>>39032077
>>39032123
I just wanted to be friends with her and she was rude to me. I'm sorry for dragging everyone into this. It's my fault.
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>>39031739
Well, at least you know now
>>39031794
I wasn't trying to make you feel weird, sorry
>>39031840
Yea, a nap and another nap
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What's even the point of pretending to be someone else when it's obvious you're not them?

Anyways I'm getting more used to my job. I was sneezed on today though.
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>>39032426
I got sneezed on a good 3 times the other day, wasn't happy about it but they seemed to be accidents
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>>39032426
What are the ages of the kids youre working with? also what type of work do you do?
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>>39032279
>>39031739
>mfw realise how much napping Ella says she does
W E W

>>39032426
>sneezed on
Children are such weird, dirty creatures. But kudos for sticking with it.
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>be last week
>in airport about to move town
>say goodbye to parents
>hug them
>say goodbye to older sister
>hug her
>about to turn around and head towards the gate
>sis slaps my ass
>"have a safe trip anon, hehe"
>mfw
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>>39032279
No girl you're good, I'm being dumb.
>>39031840
Its not really like I'm uncomfortable, overall I'm happy about shit that's been happening. I just overthink shit and get all weird.
Gonna go chill with sis, later ya'll.
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>>39032448
>>39032470
So far I've been good to avoid it. But a kid walked up to me, looked at me, and immediately sneezed on me. THEN he says "I need a tissue"

>>39032455
They're mostly 5-8 but we accept up to 12 years old. The oldest is a 10 year old with an extremely stereotypical Black name but the kid is 100% going to be a robot when he gets older unless a miracle happens.

I take care of them and help them with their school work, like a daycare for homeschool kids.

Side note let's keep up the positive posting and make incest threads great again
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>>39032625
How do you know hes gonna be a robot.
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>>39032720
He's autistic and literally scared of girls. He also has a very nerdy aesthetic and glasses.
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>>39032470
Jesus all she does is sleep
>>39032625
I hate that the really young ones don't think it's gross because it's fucking gross
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>>39032448
oh shit i forgot you worked in a daycare too.
We can use you and kissy for a scientific test to see if kids like there care takers to have boobs or not
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>>39032823
Come on anon, that's not fair. A lot of the kids Laura's in charge of don't even believe she's an adult.
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>>39032823
Well the kids love me, kids always love me
Alright, I'm gonna go to bed with my dad
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>>39032999
You son of a bitch bastard I wear a shirt that tells them I'm the adult
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>>39033082
And without the shirt, what would they do? Have a good sleep, smol.
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>>39033059
Hope you have a good nights sleep you deserve it.
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>>39033094
Uh nevermind
I asked if I could sleep with him and he said no
Ouch
Guess I'll do something else
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>>39033159
You and Ella need to have a sleepover together since the two of you love to try and sleep with others
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>>39033159
Give him an hour to jerk off/pass out, then sneak in and cuddle with his sleeping form. In the meantime, I think there's some spaghetti you could be making.
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>>39033192
I just can't remember the last time he said no, I guess I won't think about it now but I'll ask tomorrow
>>39033212
No, I did yesterday
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>>39033338
Wew, close.
I think it'd be really good for your mental health if you forced yourself to masturbate every day. You'll get over hating yourself for it and the chemicals you release will keep you from being anxious/depressed.
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Trans sister man reporting in

Things are starting to cool down. She spent a couple hours in my bedroom afterwards and tucked in with my pillows and blankets. She's in the shower, said she isn't sure if she's coming back or going to her room afterwards. It'll probably be like an hour anyways.
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>>39033386
Join him in the shower. Check to see if he's gaping for you.
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>>39033338
I have to full heartly agree with >>39033383

>>39033386
Im glad to hear thigns are cooling down and that shes come out of her room.
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>>39033386
Sorry I meant to include that we had a late dinner.

>>39033425
Nah.
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>>39033383
>>39033453
I don't think that's how that works, so I'm gonna go with no
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>>39033741
When's the last time Austria said she was feeling down for a while?
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>Go sit next to big sis on the couch, feeling all weird from earlier
>The ho fucking smothers me in her damn tits and says she's "gonna hold her teenage brother until he aint a teenager no more"
Yeah nah this woman's the weirdo here, I aint even feel bad anymore, sorry 'bout that.
Also I'm turning 20 in like 3 minutes if that aint clear, damn bitch ran off to piss at the last second.
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>>39033775
Run off with her, help her wipe
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>tfw feel too guilty to ask my dad for rent to move out
>tfw too retarded to get a job

i fukken hate living with women I don't want to fuck get me out NOW RRRRRREEEEEEE
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>tfw I haven't been able to share my experiences with other people in a month
Nothing significant has occurred.
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>>39034065
Who are you anon? I've missed you.
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>>39033771
I don't think there's any correlation
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>>39034209
There is. There are studies, but I'm not going to dig them up right now. Your dad should be done, so go sneak into his bed. Good night.
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>>39033775
>She squeezed me really hard and put a fat sloppy smooch on my head
>Try'd t make her let go, slapped her ass 'cause that usually works
>She just pinned me to the couch and fucking crushed my ass until told her she's the best sister ever
This ho hurts but I love her.
>>39033793
No thank you, good night sir.
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>>39034265
>put a fat sloppy smooch on my head
Give her one back. You need to show your dominance. You can't let her treat you like a toy.
Unless you're into that.
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>>39034088
I'm just another random anon that occasionally visits the family threads.
My mother went to california to work for the family she's a nanny for, she's gone for two weeks.
My sister went to their empty house because she can't stand my brother, I can't stand him either, but I cannot leave my parents to fend for themselves with him.
I'm at home with my father and brother.
I'm working two jobs so I can have enough for rent when I leave for uni in a couple of months.
I am tired.
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>>39034308
Ayyy, ima go give her one when I tell her goodnight, shit's becoming weirdly regular.
I can't stop the ho from making me her toy if that's what she gonna do.
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>tfw your aniki praises you for playing well
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>>39034244
He said no so I'm gonna respect that
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My 15 year old female cousin has already had sex with multiple guys and asked me to buy her alcohol. She's going down the wrong path
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livvy, can we please talk? Forget about the picture, I'd actually like your advice/help with something.

>>39034494
Wow, good job.

>>39034817
If you're still up in a few hours, cuddle with him. He'll understand.

>>39034849
Do her parents know? Try to set her back on the right path anon.
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>>39031999
Try using a fucking trip filter you dumb autistic bitch. Stop shitting up the thread with your tripwars and just filter the guy if you're so trrrrrigered
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>>39034879
Her parents know but they already failed at parenting and gave up I think. She's a compete entitled Stacy already. I think they're about to buy her a car soon too
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/morning glory/

>>39034935
Could you try to not be a piece of shit? You're the worst out of everyone.
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>>39034879
What the fuck could you possibly want now?
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>>39035211
To speak as rational and civilized people. I can help you with something and you can help me with something. There's no need for us to be hostile. If you don't want to talk, I might be able to figure it out on my own.
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>>39035332
Just tell me what it is. I hate all this long winded crap you say before you actually get to the point.
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>>39035372
I can't say it here, sorry. Either talk to me in private or don't.
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>>39035381
Just send me whatever it is you want to send.
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provided with no further comment
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>>39035641
It is kind of weird how this conversations is happening. I don't want to go around accusing though.
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Goodbye everyone. I don't think you'll ever hear from me again. I'll miss you all.
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what the hell is going on in this thread right now
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>>39036095
I want to full your mouth with my hot semen
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>>39036095
Fake Lucy apparently is leaving, kissy's fresh out of a JO session, Laura's wide awake contemplating going to her dad's bed, some anon that made a spelling error is trying horribly to seduce you
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>>39027383
No because all two hundred of my cousins/uncles/siblings and my parents are Mormon
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>>39036142
What's a JO session?
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>>39036169
That's what you do to power up your JO crystals
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>>39036237
I'm confused so I'm going to leave it at that and watch some hulu in bed until I fall asleep
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>>39036326
I was implying you were jilling off. Good night, lovehandles.
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All is calm in the kingdom of nakedness
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Bedtime bump I'm up too late
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Hey morning thread
I hope everyone is having a good day/night
Not much going on for me except for stupid personal emotional bs. I'll probably just try to sleep the day away. I'm sorry I'm boring
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>>39038048
I'm alive
Not visiting the thread much anymore, but I hope you have a comfortable day, ella
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>>39038048
It's okay, my day will probably consist of crying behind my computer whatching sad shit and work later today.
So, my cousin & co. left on a holiday this morning. They won't be back for 2 weeks. Now I'm all alone. Last night I came home from the concert with my dad and they were all going to bed. My cousin had unfortunatly already gone but I asked someone else to wake me as well at 6 am so I coulld say goodby. They didn't though. I remember waking around six and hearing them shuffle around downstairs but then I almost immediatly fell asleep again.So I woke up around 11 am in a cold and empty house. I don't really know anybody here, only some friends of my cousin who would be awkward to contact on my own. I work almost everyday so I guess I will still get out out of the house a little but fuck this is lonely. I had breakfast on my own in an empty kitchen, I've done that before but then it was always early in the morning before work and I would know they'd all be there or that there was someone waiting for me to get home, now, no one.
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>>39038207
Also I forgot to expand on how I didn't even got to say goodby to my cousin at all. It fucking sucks. I gave everyone else a hug last night but her.
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>>39038204
Thanks, you too
I probably won't post a lot either
>>39038207
I'm sorry. I'm sure those two weeks will go by quickly. Sending you e-hugs.
Letting it out and crying is a good thing. I do that a lot these days
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>>39038346
I wish there was something I could do to help you in some way, Ella. I don't like seeing you down.
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>>39038346
I'm sorry you're feeling down Ella. If you change your mind and want to talk about it, we're here for you.

Also disregarding the drama and shit, it's a brand new day and the sun is shining and I'm done puking so let's all be happy and nice to each other, shall we?

For the record, shlicking totally helps if you're moody, or cramping, or bored. Just saying.
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Time for a bump from page 8
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Page 8 music bump, good ol' Oldfield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
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>>39040011
you must convert laura to your shlicking ways.
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>>39042050
I'll try my very best anon.
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Anyone have any tips for xcom 2?
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Trans sister, transistor man here

After her shower she put on a really big long sleeve shirt and got back in my bed. When I wanted to sleep she told me to get in with her. We used separate blankets but she still laid against my side. I liked having her arm across me more than I expected. It was a lot cozier than I would have thought.
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>>39035010
No I'm not. You're all in here jacking each other off when I doubt there's a single trip in here who's legit. How many fake stories with absolutely no proof do you need to get invested in before you get it?
Until these """sisters """ post proof of gender they're just fat guys in a basement for all you should believe. These threads have been complete trash ever since imouto cuddler decided to start making up bullshit.
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>>39043295
Kissy posted proof of gender, elaa has posted proof, austria has posted proof, Laura hasnt but she has failed which is proof enough, and bear has posed proof as well
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>>39042050
No
>>39043057
I don't own it I've seen it played, snipers look op
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>>39043234
She got anything going on underneath that long sleeve shirt? You catch a glimpse of anything? Will you finally dick her?
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>>39043295
I just like talking with women, frankly
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>>39043773
No, for the most part no, and definitely no.
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>>39044112
You're good and smart
But why do you post these updates that seem suggestive, then?
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>>39044266
Because I'm constantly sexualizing her in my mind and I need to vent my dick thoughts.
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>>39044341
Ah, I getcha
Unfortunately I would be the same, but I'd hope my big brother instincts are stronger than my dick
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My dad apologized for last night, we're gonna go out for a bit
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>>39044423
Trust me, I have a hard time seeing her squishy trap butt all day every day. You just have to focus, and do math problems in your head. It keeps the boners down.
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>>39044433
What happened last night? I haven't been in the thread

>>39044500
Have you always been into boy butts or is there something else going on here?
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I saw my little cousin recently at a family gathering and when we were about to leave she gave me a big hug. She's so adorable.

I hope these threads are meant to be pure but I doubt it considering how often they're up.
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>>39044433
Have fun

>>39044545
>is there something else going on here?
He's in denial about wanting to fuck his brother

>>39044579
They're not always pure but they're supposed to be
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>>39044500
Just give that squishy trap ass a nice spank or just let your hand drift down to rest on it and mabey give it a nice squeeze to see how your sister will react. Mabey she'll give a little squeall and a smile, or she'll give a squeall and pop a cute littke boner. Mabey then she'll go to take a "shower" or mabey she'll go into her room for a "nap" mabey she'll "dream" about you.
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>>39044579
These threads are intended to be pure, if anybody sexually abused their family I would fight them
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>>39044545
I wanted to sleep with him but he said no, so today he said he was just being stupid and worried I might "do something you wouldn't do if she was here" while moms gone
Feels kinda shitty that that's his thought process now but I guess I brought that on myself
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>>39044579
Ain't nothing impure about it.
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>>39044545
I've always had a thing for cute boys, I secretly consider myself slightly more gay than straight even when I first started jacking it when I was around 12 and my sister was still just a little boy. I feel like it was both a blessing and a curse that I ended up with a trap sister.
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>>39044632
Its okay hes just being cautious hopefully with time that wont be his thought process
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>>39044632
It sounds like you need to cut your dad some slack, he sounds very nervous about it
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>>39044649
Ah, yeah, I guess I feel pretty similar, I go through phases where I'm into boys or into girls.. It fluctuates a lot

Having a trans sister seems fine, though. Imoutos are not for lewd, and I think it would be a good experience to be a good big brother
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>>39044749
>Imoutos are not for lewd
Nope, they're for being tenderly loved
>>39031512
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>>39044615
Wew, cringed a little with this one.

>>39044749
Yeah I do my best. Every now and then I see a little too much and temptation starts to poke at me but I haven't had a real issue yet. In my mind her mental health and overall livelihood still FAR outweighs my temptation. All I have to do is think about it for a few seconds and the temptation is gone.
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>>39044864
Go give her a high-five next time you see her
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Ohh shit this liftime movie im watchung has a shitton of incest in it.
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>>39044844
Ask bear if he tenderly loves his imouto and ask kissy if she gets tenderly loved because im sure as shit sure she gets leweded
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>>39044864
>>39044615 was levels beyond just cringe
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>>39045006
What kind of brother would one be if they didn't tenderly love their sisters?
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>>39045270
Please don't do this, it is weird and gross
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>>39045370
Ain't nothing weird and gross about the purest form of love.
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>>39045382
Yes there is, it is not something that should be encouraged
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>>39045537
Spoken like one who has not experienced the purest form of love.
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>>39045557
Okay, I hear you
I hope everyone had a nice day, but I don't think I can enjoy this thread much anymore
Farewell
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>>39045611
Lol okay

Because we care
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>>39045625
Thanks for scaring off another one and soiling our already-bad reputation, faggot
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>>39045611
Just ignore the weirdos here, there's still plenty of normal people who engage to help and talk to people rather than goad them.
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>>39045681
I don't think it's worth the time and energy
I talk to the people who actually like me outside the thread, so no big deal
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>>39045662
It's obviously just someone who is too self-important and thinks that their opinion matters. Like you
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>>39045625
>we
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>39045707
There's people in the thread who like you. One shitter doesn't mean anything.
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>phone rings at 6
>"dad why you wishing me happy birthday this early"
>"What, we're putting up a fence today"
Happy birfday to me.
>Come home to find sis bought three times the usual wine for our dumbass GoT drinking time
Wow alcohol poisoning, best gift ever.
Least I woke up earlier than sis for once, got to see her all sleepy and confused instead of weird and hoey. Shit was kinda cute, had to hug and kiss the ho before she'd let me leave.
How ya'll weirdos doing
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>>39045829
They might like me as a human but I really don't have anything to offer as a poster
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>>39045935
Who are you, guy? Can you bump?
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>>39045935
Do you remember all those arguments people had over Discord and how conversations that could keep the community here alive are instead locked into a private instance? You can offer plenty, just converse with the people you like here instead, the thread is quiet most times and conversations are often one-on-one. People don't often barge into conversations here, the only fear is lurkers reading what you post.
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>>39046002
I'm nobody
I used to bump but no longer, because I realized the peace I obtained when the thread was archived
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>>39046104
That sounds far less convenient for just talking to people, anon
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>>39046152
Less convenient, but this community has helped me a lot, and seeing it die because people move to Discord until only the fetishists and permanently vitriolic anons are left isn't a fun outlook. I've avoided Discord and kept myself to this thread for that reason, even though I'd appreciate being able to talk to people more privately. I want this place to stay alive and friendly because if it wasn't my life would probably have gone a lot worse, it helps to just talk to the nice people here when I'm feeling down.
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>>39046314
People aren't "moving to discord," people are talking on discord because they're friends. They're not abandoning the threads. It's not a big hug your sister server, it's several one on one conversations.
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>>39046314
I only have so much energy, I guess
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>>39046370
I wasn't saying they were, just that it's entirely possible it can happen and that activity hasn't been the best for months, with Discord and private conversations being an obvious factor for that, at least in part. A conversation in Discord is one less conversation here, that's simply a fact, and it's why I think less convenience and wading through the shitposters is worth it just to maintain the community that led to those people becoming friends.
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>>39046537
People don't always want people reading or butting in on what they're talking about. Just deal with it. You should have tried harder to make friends.
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>>39046573
There's no neeed to be rude anon. You can calmy tell them their fears are unwarranted.
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>>39046573
>You should have tried harder to make friends
Really? That's your reasoning? Maybe this place will be better off if people left after all.
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>>39046748
You're complaining that people made friends and so you're left out. If that's your issue then you should have made friends. People don't have to hang around just for you.
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Cut it out.
Let's get back to being creepy about other people's families, why don't we?
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>>39045006
Imoutos are 100% designed for being lewded.
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>>39047186
Get your pervert propoganda out of here, pervert. How's your dad?
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>>39047247
He's doing really well. He's taking good care of himself and he's lost a lot of weight.

Also truth is not propaganda. Anikis were made for lewding imoutos and imoutos were made for being lewded by anikis. It's science.
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>>39047308
A'ight so me and my big sister are exempt from the law, cool cool.
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>>39047186
No, imoutos are very infrequently for lewd
If it is her idea, then it's another story
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>>39047455
It's a two way street, Anon. Always.
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>>39047308
Where do otoutos fit into all of this?
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>>39047596
>he doesn't wanna tenderly love his imouto
Why
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>>39047786
Clearly they become your imouto so you can lewd them.
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>>39047853
Fukken kekked a good one, nice one dude
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>>39047776
Bruh what, thought we were talking incest, not anal sex.
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>>39047987
You can have anal sex with your sister, last time I checked.
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>>39048013
Yeah well you can have anal sex with almost anyone last I checked, it's a very versatile form of sodomy.
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>>39048113
Wait a minute. Why was anal sex even mentioned? I mean, having anal sex with your sister is incest, isn't it?
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>>39048144
Man I dunno, saw "two way street" and my brain auto-associated it with analhaters saying their ass is a one way street.
Im very tired shut up, and yeah anal's probably still incest.
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Could we just make this a /general family issues general/?

I mean, this is clearly an issue we all fucking share here.
Pretty sure it is also one of the main causes of us being here, together. If not the single main cause.
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>>39048260
I meant it like it's not just little sisters and big brothers. The reverse applies as well.
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>>39048296
Yeah okay I know what you meant, forget this ever happened.
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>>39048290
I don't really have family issues. Unless not really having any sort of relationship with my sisters is an issue.
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>>39048290
/Hug your general family general and talk about general family issues you want general help with general general/
Rolls right off the tongue.
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Guy with a sister who has a dick, what state do you live in?
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>>39045902
CUTE

So I just had my first day of being by myself in my cousins house. Shit's lonely. If I hadn't gone to work I wouldn't have seen a living soul today and that brings me back to living with my dad and all the shitfest that was. Now there won't be someone shouting at me occasionally though. Anybody here play world of tanks? I am lonely and need a platoonbuddy. Pls help a fellow anon be less lonely.
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>>39048418
A state of ecstasy I think.
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>>39048338
You can't forget this. Now that you've learned your lesson, go tenderly love your sister.
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>>39048418
>Guy with a sister who has a dick
More like a brother with boobs.
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>>39048418
That's a bit of a weird question my man.

>>39048477
Lol
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>>39048535
Haha right, I think they're probably fucking each other right now
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I haven't hugged a family member in years. I'm bad at smiling too - photos never turn out well. I think I forgot how it works.
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>>39048359
I don't want to fucking hug some key members of my close family, that's the fucking point. >>39048346 welp I don't know. I don't have any kind of relation with my brother, other than seeing him on my parent's house when I go to see them. I try to bond, but he just doesn't fucking care. And I never did anything, I'm 10 years younger than him.

Is that a "family issue" or not?

Well, I don't know. Maybe I'm looking for brotherly replacements in my close friends, or maybe I'm not and my close friendships are normal healthy relationships.

I just meant that this should be main topic in /r9k/.
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>>39048556
I'm just wanting to look up incest and consent laws for your state. Definitely not wanting to track you down and rape your "sister" or anything.
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>>39048627
It's pretty safe to assume it's illegal, since it is almost everywhere.
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>>39048506
Bruh I've been overly tender with the bitch lately, almost need a damn break.
>>39048627
Man and I thought I was all creepy sometimes.
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>>39048622
I know that feel, but I'm in the opposite position, larger age difference, sisters instead of a brother, and they seem to actually want to bond. It's probably the large age difference.
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>>39048627
Oh, in that case we're in Minnesota.
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hey, this might not really fit but feel free to join this server for incest related disussions:
https://discordgg/uPGKyCu
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>>39048755
>overly tenderly
>with your sister
No such thing, you don't sound like a very good brother.
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>>39048791
I would bring you good news of your sister being legally old enough to decide if someone can pound her boipucci but Minnesota's incest laws seem relatively tight, unlike your sister's asshole.
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>>39048906
Yeah age of consent means nothing. I'm concerned about mental health, not whether or not she reaches the age of consent.
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>>39048821
How do I discord? Teach me senpai.
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>>39049033
You would just place a dot between discord and gg and put that in your browser, but don't bother joining, it's a rather sad attempt at trolling. If anyone does have the actual server though it would be mighty appreciated.
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>>39048821
>>39049033
It's a dumb server that has nothing to do with incest or family discussions. Don't bother joining it. They're just shilling.
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>>39049111
>>39049113
Well ok then, I'll go back to my lonely self.
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>>39049179
no, come join
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This is the official "Hug your senpai" discord!! Have you hugged your family today, anon?
/N5gYyty
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>>39049208
>>39049211
dont trust this there was never a discord for this thread
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>>39049247
It invites you to the same server. Don't trust any discord invites here.
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>>39049174
>>39049211
>>39049179
There was never, has never, and shall never be an "official" discord for these threads.
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>>39049276
>and shall never be

Lol since when were you the authority on the subject? If people go the to a discord you'll have to follow or be left alone
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>>39049318
Or one could stay here and not indulge in faggotry.
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>>39049276
There might as well be, buddy
Doesn't mean you have to participate
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PSA that there is no official discord server, there will never be a discord server, and the community has always stayed in these threads.
Some people just want to cause trouble.
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>>39049905
>there will never be a discord server

You don't know that. It's possible that the trips get to together and start inviting people. You don't have any power over it in the end.
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Ignore the trip-only discord talk. If you respond, they'll keep posting about "it"
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>>39049926
No, it can be a separate community on a discord server but these threads will never have one. You can go away and do it on your own. There will never be a discord server!
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>>39049986
Lol relax with your pitchforks and torches. I'm just saying that you can't control it. In the end if this community moves you'll probably have to follow if you want to be included.
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Isn't it obvious this is just one guy using that anon's fears about being excluded from the community to cause trouble? Probably the same faggot who posted as fake Deerguy and Lucy, he just wants to cause shit. Don't respond.
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>>39050152
I'm done with Lucy, I wasn't fake!Deer, and I'm not the one claiming there is or will be a discord that will kill the thread.
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So what's everyone doing tonight?
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>>39050313
Sleeping in the basement because it's nice and cool here. Also having a headache.
So not up to anything really.
And you, anon?
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>>39050335
Sorry about the headache, though I guess you hear that enough already.

It's almost midnight in bongland so I'm not doing a lot either, just staying up until I feel like sleeping as usual.
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>>39050313
Just hanging out. Finished working outside for the day, sister is passed out on the couch. Just being comfy.
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>>39050313
Nothing, I'm trying to sleep but I end up thinking too much
What are some good ways to knock myself out and go to sleep without getting out of bed for bed medication
I want to sleep the rest of my days
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>>39050833
>good ways to knock myself out
Why even ask
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>>39050833
Well you could read the shit further up the thread. A tumor will knock you out good.
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>>39050861
I already did that
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>>39051023
Do it again until you're knocked out, duh.
2B likes two fingers, huh.
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>>39051018
I don't really care about the dumb drama here
I want positive thoughts right now
>>39051062
It made me feel bad, I don't want to do it again
Technically 2B doesn't have genitals
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>>39051274
She has a butthole though and that's good enough. Just ask the dude with a tranny sister.
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>>39050313
Just playing Granblue Fantasy with Beargguy
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>>39051274
I love you, little Ellie. Please fall asleep quickly.
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>>39051274
>It made me feel bad
Are you doing it right?
Seriously though. I'm sorry to hear, I hope you feel better tomorrow Ella.
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>>39051274
Well just remember, you have a piece of shit Brit wishing you the best. I don't know what's wrong but I want you to be happy, Ella. Leave the sadness to me and the other Bong. Damn Eurofags stealing our jobs
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>>39051311
I think that would be very painful
>>39051380
Uh, thanks
>>39051452
I think I did
Thanks, I'll be fine
>>39051454
Brits aren't all bad, you just hate each other and that's fine
Thanks, I think I've already complained enough here about my dumb problems, you shouldn't worry. I'll just throw a pity party in my own brain and not trouble the thread
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>>39050313
Had a good time with my dad, he's just slowly dozing off on the couch
It's cute to watch his half hearted attempt to stay awake
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>>39051742
Crawl on top of him and nap together
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>>39051683
Hey ella do you think we could share a hug?
I'm out of sorts lately, too, and I think some physical affection would go a long way
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>>39051683
>I think that would be very painful
For you.
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>>39051274
>>39051454
Agreeing with the other Bong here, I hope you feel a lot better in the morning.

>>39051683
Why don't we have a nice conversation instead? I've wanted to talk again since last time.
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>>39051815
Elsa related
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>>39051775
I can give you a digital hug
I think physical will be hard from here
>>39051815
Was getting caught part of your plan?
I don't have any 2Bane images at hand right now so have some tomato
>>39051871
I hope so
I don't know, I'm not the most emotionally stable person in the world

I guess, what do you want to talk about?
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>>39052081
I don't think "Near A-tomato" will ever not be funny to me.
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>>39052081
A digital hug is the closest thing to physical affection I'm used to, anyways
Thanks, maybe one day we can chat outside the thread, cus I'm tired here
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>>39052081
Hm I don't know come to think about it.
What's your favourite type of fruit?
I'm the anon who you told to wipe with more than just tissues
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I got Deer to send me a picture of Laura, enjoy
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>>39052250
That picture has been going around 4chan for a while. You aren't fooling anyone.
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>>39052100
You have a funny mind Austria-sama
>>39052138
I hugged one of my stuffies for you
Maybe, I should've posted my discord before things got weird here
>>39052167
I don't really know, maybe a classic pear or apple, but I like all sorts of melons too
Tea or coffee?
Did you? Spare the details.
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>>39052250
Your mouth is a cesspool of lies anon.
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>>39052315
Tea, I haven't really drunk much coffee. Although that's partially on account of me being 18 and my parents giving it to me.
Yes I did, but just with water mostly

As for discord, why not add someone you trust and people get to you through them?
Could be nice for you and us
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>>39052309
I had to download an image for this reply.
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>>39052315
Well, if it's an option sometime, I'd like to get in contact, then
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>>39052315
>>39052391
Or, a better idea, take the five minutes to make a throwaway email and throwaway discord and have people add you on there. Block/add people on your real discord depending on who they are.
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>>39052440
People make this too complicated and that's why asking for discord makes me feel bad..
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feety#1911

If you're nice and interesting I might reply sometimes.
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>chillin' with my head on sister's chest, kinna under her tits
>"Hey anon look at this"
>look up
>tits blocking view of her phone
>dont say shit
>"Are you watching?"
>"Nuh"
>"Can you not see, wait"
>dumbass sis realizes what's up, laughs her shit off
>props my head up on top of her tits so I can see her dumb video
>shit's comfy I aint even care
This is what dykes do all day right? Can I be a dyke too
>>39051274
>>39051311
Damn you guys how's a nig supposed to enjoy Nier 2 with all these butthole spoilers.
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>>39052391
I don't think I've properly drunk coffee at all
I rarely drink more than sparkling water, I'm really boring.
It felt a lot cleaner, right?
>add someone you trust and people get to you through them
That sounds like effort though
>>39052426
I'll keep it in mind
I don't really see what kind of things we can talk about though
>>39052440
That's even more effort
Maybe I'll make a throwaway discord in the next several weeks
I like being disconnected though
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>>39052250
Oh haha
At least she's got good taste
And I guess she does kinda look like me, looks a lottle slutty though
>>39051760
Yea not with what he said this morning
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>>39052641
>this is what dykes do all day
To be honest at this point its mostly shitposting and masturbation.
But ideally, yes, this is what dykes are supposed to do.

Also how big are your sisters tits? No homo, I just need to know if she's the enemy.
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>>39052473
Those are some pretty high standards.

>>39052641
How big are her boobs?

>Can I be a dyke too
You'll have to meet with the dyke council
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>>39052708
>>39052763
The ho's a C-cup, know this because reasons. actually I just asked it's fine
>No homo
Yeah you lyin'.
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>>39052805
That's acceptable but she cannot become a sitting member of the Itty-bitty titty committee.
But from what you've told us she seems like a really nice sister, I think you got it good anon.
>yeah you lyin'
Okay some homo. It's not like I'm attracted to every girl everywhere on the planet.
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We should make some of the roll options a little bit lewder.
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>>39052848
>It's not like I'm attracted to every girl everywhere on the planet
Yeah only those who post here right ?
Hussy.
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>>39052641
>that feel when no sister with tits big enough to use as pillows
One day, I hope.
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Why does it always surprise me when the thread suddenly becomes slow again?
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>>39053013
Shush anon.

>>39053238
It kinda ebbs and flows.
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So did everyone die again? Cool
I'm gonna go to bed with my dad tonight, so I won't be here to bump at 4am
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>>39054392
Brit still here, not everyone is dead.
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>>39054392
I'm trying to think of a joke involving bumping in bed but I can't come up with anything.

Either way you have fun Laura.
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>>39054392
snuggle up to him for us.
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>>39054392
White nigga or eminem or whatever here, ima chilling. Not gunna talk much 'cause I know I'm drunk, didnt go overboard this week tho, sis held back somehow.
Ya'll fun to watch, all I'm saying
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>>39054392
Just remember fathers are not for lewd
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>>39054392
Good luck getting the D

>>39054777
Checked. Just trip as White Nigga it fits
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>>39054481
Make bed related puns while we wait for the sun to come back.
I don't run a BED and breakfast here.
Comedy gold.
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>>39055106
Nuhhh I'll do it if people give a fuck but like, all I do is talk dumb and do a cute thing with sis sometimes, feel like most trips got more goin on.
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>>39055393
eh.
Laura doesn't do much except be smol
Ella doesn't do much except dyke flirting
Austria doesn't do much except schlicking and dyke flirting/while dyke flirting
Kissy just gets dicked
Bear is just a cool dude
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>>39055431
Yeah we don't even have story here and all she does is sleep around
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>>39055431
A'ight cool
I'm drunk and sis's thighs make good pillows when she's not choking me with them.
This has been your blogshit minute.
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>>39055731
>choking with thighs
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>>39055778
Never thought i'd save a damn frozen picture for later.
Ya'll way off the mark though, sis only thighchokes me from behind while clothed, gotta keep it class.
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>>39055778
is this frozen hahaha wtf

its cute :)
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Dyke diddled, now dozes.
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Diligently, Dyke diddled. Now, dozes and dreams.
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>>39043379
What are these "proofs" that you speak of?
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>>39057759
Bro does it even matter if they're real? If they keep the thread bumped and cause real anons to see the thread and hug their families, does it matter who they really are? I'm 2 of the trips btw
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>>39057788
Of course it matters. You can't just imply my favourite female tripfags have posted pictures of their tits on 4chan and then leave me hanging.
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>>39057882
None of them have posted tits. Besides Muffin Top. Austria posted her belly, and it's pretty nice. You'll have to find it yourself.
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My family loves me conditionally because they need to make sure they are doing a good job turning me into a reproductive organism in hopes to make sure the race doesn't die out.
Why would I want to hug people like that? If I wasn't their child they'd not care a bit for me.
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>>39057788
>I'm two of the trips btw

Which ones?
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>>39057918
You want me to dig through months of archives to find a part of Austria's body that isn't her tits? What kind of degenerate do you think I am?

Actually I just failed to find it. I did find one of kissy-chan's tits, but it has no timestamp and doesn't count as proof.
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>>39058047
Why would I spoil the fun?

>>39058063
It's a nice belly, anon. It was two threads ago.
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>>39054481
You could've said
>>I won't be here to bump at 4am
>You and your dad can bump the bed at 4am
Took like 5 seconds of thought, but they do say Germans aren't good at the funnies, so...
>>39054665
I am, I hear him breathing, kinda raspy, like he's struggling
He's not though, I think he just breathes funny in his sleep, either way it's kinda cute
>>39054961
Even if I tried I'm sure he'd remind me
>>39055106
Yea no
>>39055393
I have nothing going on really, like the other guy said I practically just come here to be the butt of jokes
Alright, I just had to go to the bathroom, see you guys later
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>>39058186
Had to go to the bathroom to take a quick nap?
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>>39058149
Found it. God damn. On a completely unrelated note, I'm moving to Vienna.
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>>39058366
woah hey can you at least link to it? don't see the typical reply to last thread in the previous thread
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Anal are you still alive? What happened with your daughter and her boyfriend?

>>39058719
Work for it, anon. It will be more satisfying that way.
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>>39058719
My life goal is now to turn Austria straight so I won't post it unless she wants me to.
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Guys I think the girl I sister-zoned is actually coming on to me now, but I'm so in that mindset that I can't see her as anything but a sister despite not even being related.

I'm so fucking confused
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>>39058783
You've come to the correct thread.
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>>39058783
Take things slow and let her kiss you.
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So much for feeling better in the morning
What's everyone doing?
>>39058783
Are you sure she's coming on to you?
Maybe you're just imagining there's more to her actions than there actually is
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>>39058794
Thats why I'm here
>>39058876
But that sounds...weird as fuck. Even the thought of kissing her gives me "but that's not right" vibes
>>39058885
Pretty darn sure, she's already made a move twice and the first time I practically freaked out.
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>>39058924
Take it easy and let her do what she wants. You're not even related. You're the only one that can take care of her and protect her.
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>>39058924
I guess talk to her about it? If you don't like her in that way it's best to tell her, unless you are interested in her and just need to get past those feelings, then maybe you should show interest and see how it develops. I'm sorry I don't really know much about your situation
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I'm confused, is this thread about people Roleplaying incest or is there actual incest going on?
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>>39059043
This is a pure, family relations thread. But yes, there is incest. Seduce your father and you'll officially be better than Laura.
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>>39058149
So, austria is a fake, then?
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>>39059059
Had to look up who that person was but they just reminded me of when I was a teen I used to watch my dad sleep in his bed at night in the dark for hours on end. He slept in his boxers.
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>>39059122
What makes you think austria is one of the fake ones?
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>>39059059
So, just to clarify since I don't follow these religiously, Laura has never done anything lewd with her dad?
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>>39059181
That depends on your definition of lewd. No consensual sexual activity has happened between them as of yet.
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>>39059173
>hey guys I'm two known trips
>won't tell you which ones though hue hue hue
come on you can smell the intent a mile away
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>>39059214
Just that you even bothered to comment about them at all
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>>39059223
How do you know I'm not samefagging?
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>>39059243
I don't
It isn't mutually exclusive, is it?
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>>39059223
no I'm not that anon I'm just saying it's clearly bait
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>>39059281
It was an accident but I think everyone understands
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>>39059196
What about nonconsensual sexual activity?
What about consensual non-sexual activity?
What about nonconsensual non-sexual activity?

I guess what I'm asking is have they ever kissed?
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>>39058728 I don't mind finding it just no idea how to get to 2 threads ago
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>>39059332
Why worry about it then? There's a whole wide internet of semi-clothed women
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>>39059332
Alright, I'll do it for you. Searchlet.
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LS used to be qt, but now she's a typical icky normie sloot. Sisters (and women in general) in manga and anime are always very feminine and likeable, unlike real life women.
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>>39059380
wait so Austria is now camwhore status?
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>>39059386
I find real life women to be feminine and likeable, myself
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>>39059477
I mean, sure there are real life women who are everything the cartoon women are, but how often do you see those kind of women? 99% of the anime women are sweet, caring, and just adorable. They are what I would call wife material.
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I feel spectacular so I'm asleep
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These threads turn to shit so quickly it's amazing.

Ella if you're still here you're not going to shit up the thread by talking about your problems, everyone has bad days and maybe some people can help you.
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>>39059380
I want to pump her so full of cum that her beautiful flat stomach begins to swell up
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>>39059380
Odd request, but could you take a picture of that shower curtain without you in it, that looks like a neat curtain.
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Saw straight up full on ass and package about five minutes ago. She was sleeping in my bed. Got up because I wanted to get in and she said she needed to use the bathroom. As she crawled out it revealed nothing was on under my hoodie and I saw it all. Basically trying to hide a boner because I couldn't help but think about it, she's been in there a while though. Anyways, goodnight everyone.

>>39059565
Trans-sister dude here, speaking of filling with cum.

I'm kidding we didn't do anything.
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vaguely incest roleplay related thing

>back couple years ago i was friendzoned to some tall qt
>she was weird but in a good way imo, only child
>was sexual tensions but too robot to make a move
>got drunk with her one night while her parents were gone
>anon you're like a brother to me...
>and you're like a hot sister I said as a joke
>don't you have a sister (actually a step, but w/e)
>yeah
>well would you 'do' her ?
>uhhhh, well i mean she is attractive
>so you would
>yeah.
>talk a bit more how it's okay because she's not related really
>well anon if i'm your hot sister what would you do?
>awkwardly mutter out b-blowjob and sex
>drunk make out session, she's feeling the dong
>end up showering together
>end up on her bed getting bj
>thought the bro/sis stuff was just joking and having fun
>she's still doing it
>anon it's so great you're letting your sis blow you
>tons of other cheesy porno incest lines from her
>cum buckets on her
>spend the night
>wake up she says she's glad we're close now
>she took my virginity and I almost came inside her (no condom)
>began incest roleplay relationship
>only really roleplayed for sex, otherwise it was normal gf/bf

She was fucking crazy and it lasted about a year. She went on bc soon after we started that because she also had an impregnation fetish. After we broke up she sent me a hand written note with a wax seal saying how I'll always be her favorite brother. Ended up burning the letter lol
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>>39059452
all women are cam whores, why are you surprised

you expect them to be able to resist their desperate need for attention?
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>>39059719 >>39059767
I know I posted this in another thread, but I thought you guys would enjoy it here as well
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>>39059931
Holy shit anon. You had a relationship with an insane nymphomaniac and managed to break up with her without ruining your life? I'd have framed that letter, not fucking burnt it. You'll never have that kind of luck ever again.
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>>39059891
Is that actually comfy? I never got the whole not wearing underwear meme.
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>>39059380
Shame on me i thought austria couldnt get anymore qt
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Does anyone here want to just talk? I'm sad and need to distract myself
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>>39061852
Hey friend, what's wrong?
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>going to bed at 7.30am
>need to get up tomorrow on 7.30am because early flight
I am not a smart person.

>>39061024
It's pretty comfy occasionally I think, for airing out. Wearing a long shirt/sweater and nothing else is patrician.

>>39060709
What makes you think she was a nympho? Just sounds a little cray-cray to me.

>>39061852
Always anon. What's bothering you?
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>>39061912
A few things that are kind of difficult to explain
I just need some time out from everything. Are you doing anything interesting? It's 3pm here and I still haven't gotten out of bed
>>39061958
Where are you flying?
Going pantyless is always pretty fun
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>>39058241
No I ate a lot of watermelon and had to take a shit
>>39059059
Hey
Shut up
>>39059147
That's cute
My Dad's boring, he sleeps in pants, a shirt, and fucking socks
Who sleeps with socks?
>>39059181
No, he flat out refuses to even try anything
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>>39062116
But sleeping in socks is comfy.
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>>39062016
Get out of bed anon, take a shower and have some coffee.
>where are you flying
I'm going to Scotland for a week. There's some huge performance art festival in Edinburgh and my nee-san and I got a nice suite in a fancy hotel and we'll just have a nice sisterly vacation.
>going pantyless is always pretty fun
True. Not something I do a lot but it is.
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>>39062016
I'm just lazing around watching Skyrim videos, marinating in the heat. I'll probably not be doing anything interesting today or ever for that matter.
>>39062116
>No I ate a lot of watermelon and had to take a shit
You can't hold your watermelon, pussy.
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>>39062125
How? Sleeping in pants isn't comfy
>>39062163
STOP POSTING THAT SMUG SOULLESS GINGER FUCKING GOOK DRAWING
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>>39062178
>Sleeping in pants isn't comfy
Why not?
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>>39062189
Gotta let your legs breath, don't wanna sweat in your sleep, it's nice for your legs to find the cool spots on the bed
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>>39062178
>STOP POSTING THAT SMUG SOULLESS GINGER FUCKING GOOK DRAWING
Screw you, shortass. I do what I want.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being ginger either
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>>39062211
Nice try, but you can't make me imagine you all sweaty and tired.
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>>39062116
Sleeping in socks is definitely comfy, you're the weirdo.
>>39062156
I've never drunk coffee, I'm barely an adult
Oh I forgot you were going to Edinburgh, how long is it?
You should go pantyless more often, it's really snuggly to only wear a big hoodie and lie in
>>39062163
What kind of Skyrim videos? I haven't played that game since I last went through my mod setup for the hundredth time. Boring days are always good I think.
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>>39062217
Except that you burn pretty easily. Or get a nosebleed in the heat.

>>39062249
Gotta have to back up Laura on this, sleeping in socks is weird. The less clothes the better. But then again my room heats up a lot.
>I've never drunk coffee
It's not so bad, although tea is better.
Yeah, I'm pretty excited for it. We're there for six days, but haven't really planned anything besides the hotel and a dinner reservation. We'll just see what we wanna do.
Yeah, definitely snuggly but I usually have one or both of my sisters crawling into my bed and not wearing panties just earns comments about how unladylike and indecent I am.
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>>39062249
>What kind of Skyrim videos?
Oh just some dumb Camelworks video about special edition spells. I decided to play with Frostfall, SkyRe and realistic needs and diseases for God knows what reason.
>>39062305
>Except that you burn pretty easily. Or get a nosebleed in the heat.
S-shut up. Ginger master race. My Luthers are better than yours
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>>39062305
>The less clothes the better
Does this also apply if you don't have a sister to cuddle up to and you're just a hairy dude?
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>>39062305
Socks aren't weird at all, my feet just get really cold
>tea is better
Do you have a favorite kind of tea? I like rooibos myself. Cold, sparkling water is my favorite drink though.
My sisters have found me without underwear and I earned the same remarks, I don't think you should care what they say as long as it feels comfy
>>39062351
Hey realism mods are the best kind of mods, as long as you don't add too many and it just ends up as S.T.A.L.K.E.R Misery in Skyrim
Have you tried any total overhaul mods? I liked Enderal a lot
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>>39062424
Why aren't you tripping ella?
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>>39062458
I feel safer without it and I want to feel safe right now
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>>39062351
>ginger master race
I have enough ginger in me to assure you that we're not mustard race. Although redheads are top tier in any case.
Luther memes best memes.

>>39062381
I'd assume hairy dudes get hot too so yes.

>>39062424
That's what blankets are for, silly.
>Do you have a favorite kind of tea?
A few. I mostly drink green tea in the morning, some sort of Japanese Sencha usually. I really like the Kyushu. Or jasmine, there's this Chinese tea called dragon pearls that's just the tips of the leaves rolled into small balls/pearls. It's really good.
>my sisters have found me without underwear and I earned the same remarks
Yeah, I don't particularly care but my imouto keeps poking me at night all "pls panties". In the end I just give in because I don't have the heart to kick her out.

Also, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Misery really earned its name. I enjoy realism mods but that was outright painful.
Also speaking of S.T.A.L.K.E.R, is there a mod that adds magazines/partial reloads for CoC? I think I had something like that in SoC.
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>>39062546
Yeah, but what about in the winter?
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>>39062532
You are safe here don't worry, you're with friends Ella.
.>>39062546
>Although redheads are top tier in any case.
That they most certainly are. The only good thing to ever come out of Ireland was Irish redheads.
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>>39062546
My feet always end up outside even when I sausage rolle and more blankets makes me sweaty
That's a lot of different teas, every morning seems like a lot but I guess I have boring taste buds
>my imouto keeps poking me at night
Wew. Can't you tell her to stop? Mine don't bother me about it that much but I guess they're less proper than your imouto.

Painful in a good way sometimes. And infuriating too.
I don't really know, I don't remember anything like that
>>39062689
I know, I like it better when no one knows me though
I don't want to be known as "that depressed girl"
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>>39062624
In the winter it's acceptable to wear some clothes in bed.

>>39062689
>The only good thing to ever come out of Ireland
I beg to differ.
But as with redheads, Scots do whisky better, too.

>>39062728
You need to lift your feet in the air to fold the end of the blanket under them, and then roll over twice to turn yourself into the cutest, comfiest burrito ever.
Yeah, I should say I drink tea every morning if I get up at a time still considered "morning", so maybe twice a week. But it's pretty nice.
>Wew
No, not wew, wrong sister.
I could tell her to stop, maybe it'll magically make her stop this time.
And my imouto isn't even very proper, she just likes ruining fun for me.
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>>39062424
>as long as you don't add too many and it just ends up as S.T.A.L.K.E.R Misery in Skyrim
That was my idea initially, I've deviated a little but it's been pretty fun so far. I married Lydia
>>39062728
>I don't want to be known as "that depressed girl"
You'll always be known as Ella the dyke to us
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>>39062882
I thought Austria was the turbodyke
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I had a nightmare last night which started out as a good dream. Basically it was one of those sex dreams where half way through the girl turned in to my sister. Then everyone in the family finds out and are endlessly shaming me with really harsh insults till I woke up.

It's still haunting me 3 hours later. I'm telling you guys in hopes that you can help me make sense of it.
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>>39062980
You've spent too much time in this thread.
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>>39062980
Clearly this is a sign. You must elope with your sister.
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>>39062766
That's what I do! I stuff my bed bun with plushies too but my feet almost always crawl their way outside eventually. I like to move them a lot though especially when the bed is still cold, so that probably contributes
>maybe it'll magically make her stop
Both my sisters stop if I tell them off enough times, but I know your imouto is probably a lot cheekier
>she just likes ruining fun for me
That just means you have to ruin her fun, cuddle pile assault her in her own bed with your onee
>>39062882
>not using the console to marry elisif
Hardcore realism can be fun too, though I find Skyrim is way too small to properly get lost in the wilderness. There was a forested Whiterun hold mod that made it seem a lot bigger, but the rolling hills and forests of Colovia in Oblivion were a lot more expansive. I wish that game had a proper realism mod

I'm not a full time dyke though and even that might not last very long
>>39062980
I think that other anon is right and you spend too much time here
It's just a nightmare anyway, at least your spectral sister didn't insult you?
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>>39063001
Not really, also still doesn't clarify things.
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>>39063032
>at least your spectral sister didn't insult you?

All I remember was really good head and then everyone finding out.
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>ywn tuck in a sleepy Ella as she paddles her feet under a mountain of stuffed toys and blankets
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>>39062980
The important question is, did your dream sister enjoy it?

>>39063032
Fair enough. I rotate in my sleep too, but just after I've fallen asleep so I don't get particularly cold. My problem is usually the heat much more than the cold, anyway.
>cuddle pile assault her
Yeah my sister will be home in half an hour finally, so I'll make a battle plan for tonight.
>the rolling hills and forests of Colovia
Literally comfiest place in the game. Marry me pls.
>not a full time dyke though and even that might not last very long
Uh-oh.
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>>39063130
>did your dream sister enjoy it?
I think so, she seemed to be very eager.
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These threads make me want to fuck my sister.
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>>39063221
Me too, brother. I know that feel.
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>>39063070
It might just mean exactly what happened, that you're scared of the consequences and hate the idea of being cast out by your family
>>39063097
I don't have that many stuffies
I swear.
>>39063130
>My problem is usually the heat
Pretty much the same thing, which is why I love winter since you can have a warm evening shower and then get comfy under the blankets without forming a lake within 5 minutes
>I'll make a battle plan for tonight
Tickling is always a good approach, pillow fights a second, or you can try to make it as uncomfortable for her as possible and pile on top
>Marry me
I thought you'd never ask, but leaving your sister is bad for your health.
I like the Colovian highlands the most where it's between Kvatch and Chorrol, though another nice part that isn't Colovia is the road to Bruma where the hills slope up, or the hills on the east side of lake Rumare where it's just a really quiet little forest
>Uh-oh
We're okay, nothing bad has happened. I just need to deal with my feelings, I don't know if I'm stable enough to keep it going.
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>>39063327
>It might just mean exactly what happened, that you're scared of the consequences and hate the idea of being cast out by your family

What can I do about it?
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>>39063534
Are you currently fucking your sister?
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>>39063534
Not him, but I can think of three options
>forget about it
>confess to your sister
>move away whenever possible
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>>39063534
What do you want to do about it? Do you have feelings for your sister? Does she know?
I think it's a normal reaction people have towards incest and it's probably just your brain being aware of the social consequences.
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>>39063551
No I am not, she's extremly cunty yet attractive. No I'm not posting pics.
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>>39063601
So what appears to be the problem?
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>>39063586
Maybe your right, it was probably just a warning. My problem is that it isn't the first time these dreams have occured.
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>>39063620
I'm just confused is all, I don't know what I want or how to react.
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>>39063661
What is your heart saying?
What is your dick?
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>>39063671
Heart says no, dick always says yes.
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A'ight I guess I'll do this 'til I feel like not doing it.
Mighta been drunker than I thought last night, got the tiniest memory of wanting to go lay in sis's bed, woke up drooling on the woman's stomach.
>>39063221
These threads make me wanna fuk someone else's sister tbqh.
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>>39063798
>These threads make me wanna fuk someone else's sister tbqh
>trying to steal someone else's sister
You're a terrible brother and a terrible person.
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>>39063628
I'm far from an expert, but it could be as simple as your brain rolling a dice and putting attractive-girl-you-know A into your dreams instead of attractive-girl-you-know B and then your subconscious realizing A is actually your sister, thus kicking the dream into a nightmare as it realizes it's not a "good" dream.

I don't think it's anything to worry about unless you have hidden feelings for her. At least, I don't think so. Dreams can just be really weird for no particular reason.
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>>39063327
>warm evening shower and then get comfy
True, that's pretty gud. I prefer winter anyway, snuggling and drinking gluehwein.
>tickling is always a good approach
Yeah I think so too. We used to drop ice cubes down each other's shirts when we were little, maybe I'll try that again because her squealing is adorable.
>leaving your sister is bad for your health
That is actually true. She's just been away for barely three days and I've missed her embarrassingly much.
I'll say you're my online wife then.

>>39063798
Whose sister you wanna fuck, anon?
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>>39063839
Even when I realised who she was it was still a good dream. It's when the rest of the family came down on me like a tonne of bricks.

I would never say no IRL, it's just that I know it would never happen and I would never do anything because of potentially severe consequences. It is a very complex feel.
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>>39063947
>It's when the rest of the family came down on me like a tonne of bricks
>>39063024
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Fuck your stupid problems.
Post more Kirino, you faggots!
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>>39063977
Will you attend my funeral though for such shitty advice?
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>>39063827
Ayy, everyone's someone's sister, all ho's can't be off limits just 'cause they got a brother.
>>39063907
No one here, don't worry 'bout it.
>>39063947
Yeah im no expert but sounds like you like your sister alot but dont wanna fuck shit up. That shits probably pretty normal, don't worry your face about it.
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>>39063907
>We used to drop ice cubes down each other's shirts
That sounds like a fun idea, I'm going to steal it
Not so fast, we're going to need a ceremony first to cement our vows
>>39063947
Well, I can't really give much more advice
If you find her attractive and would agree to a relationship in real life it's probably just your subconscious warning you, or your own consciousness realizing that approaching her about it in the first place is probably a really bad idea.
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>>39064036
>Yeah im no expert but sounds like you like your sister alot but dont wanna fuck shit up. That shits probably pretty normal, don't worry your face about it.

Thanks pal, I'll see how it develops.
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>>39063671
>What is your heart saying?
Worship daddy, forgive him of all his sins.
>What is your dick saying?
Let daddy do whatever he wants with me!
>What does your brain say?
Meet Anon, a 23 year old tranny, sexually frustrated and rife with daddy issues her conscience comes into play... https://youtu.be/1lBYyfdGyS8
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>>39064036
>everyone's someone's sister
Not really, but they got dibs on her considering they're her brother.
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>>39064141
>but they got dibs on her considering they're her brother.
You're damn right, be a cold day in hell when some wanker touches my little sis.
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>>39064063
>I'm going to steal it
It's all yours. Protip: dropping it down the back of their shirts leads to much more yelping than the front.
>we're going to need a ceremony first to cement our vows
In sickness and in health, mostly sickness, I promise to never noodle in your bed except sometimes kinda. Good?
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>>39064315
Thank, I'll remember that. I'll remember to use two handfuls as well.

That's good, I pledge to love and cherish you as just-a-friend-nothing-more from now on until death, and promise to comfort you and let you puke on me at your worst, as long as you help me shower it off platonically when you feel better.
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>>39064598
>shower it off platonically
We could just shower together platonically in any case. To save water.
By the way I've probably noodled more last night than you did the whole week. Ovulation soon fellow stalker.

Also my sister is back home so I'll go pack and such with her.
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>>39064315
>>39064598
I'm glad you two finally accepted your repressed feelings for each other.
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>>39064809
Yeah, to save water. We'll have to be a little slower to make sure we're clean.
I've barely noodled so that's pretty likely. I'm sure you'll find a lot to do in Edinburgh.

Have fun packing, and hug your octopus, I'm sure she'll miss you.

>>39064818
We're just friends who flirt as normal friends do. Nothing weird, anon.
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>>39064818
>repressed
It's just a bit of cheeky fun anon. No homo.

>>39065009
Yes definitely. Cleanliness is definitely a priority. I'll help you get extra clean if you like. Platonically I mean.
I'm sure we'll find other things to do in Edinburgh. But having a big suite to ourselves is very tempting.
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So why did story come back? I thought we were supposed to run her out, should she return
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>>39065389
Attention whores gonna attention whore. And how could the biggest one not?
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>>39065499
With people like you it's hard to imagine why anyone would want to come back
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>>39065517
And with those like you no wonder they stick around.
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>>39065389
It seems like she had an issue she wanted to resolve. There's nothing wrong with that. I also don't think any of us ran her off in any way.
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Just a reminder to always be nice to your sister https://youtu.be/IB6fJ0D6Xyk
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>>39065626
I try but I never really see or talk to my family anymore
Which is mostly a good thing, honestly
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I'm living with my aunt and she wants to raise my rent and I don't know why and it's giving me a panic attack
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>>39065748
How much is she raising it?
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>>39065931
75% increase
If I think about it too much I get physically ill, I'm just trying to save money to go back to school and get a car
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>>39065626
>tfw no sister and I've never been very close to my brother
Feels pretty harsh man.
Luckily I have a female friend who has been kinda filling that gap for me.
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>>39065995
It's just not the same, man. It's not the same.
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>>39065981
Damn, you should ask her why she's raising it so substantially.
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>>39066024
She said before that the landlord wad raising the rent altogether but it feels like the entire increase was dropped on me
I'm far too nervous and non-confrontational to actually do anything about it, I'm pretty pathetic
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>>39066143
You could try and explain that you're trying to save money. Or you could try and find a cheaper apartment.
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>>39066249
Either way it sounds like I'm going to burst at the seams from anxiety
We'll see if I can make it through the week
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>>39066143
I would ask to see the bill, or move to a new place with a lower rent.
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>>39066266
It sucks but hang in there. Remember that whatever happens, nothing's gonna kill you.
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>>39066330
That's almost too bad
Thanks for all your responses, everyone, I'm just going to work hard at work this week and try to deal with my anxiety as it comes
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>>39066387
Well we all will be rooting for ya, you can do it anon.
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>>39066668
Thanks, I appreciate it a lot
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>Slept in 'til 2 because shut up
>Still in big sis's bed because shut up
>Big sis gets home
>Guess she thought I was sleeping 'cause she changed right in front of my dumbass
>Then the ho squeezed me awake really hard
Guess I should prolly tell her I was a awake, didn't really see anything bad tho so I dunno, just talking to myself here.
>>39065748
>>39065981
>>39066143
Geez bruh, talk to the bitch or something, that sounds kinda fucked. Also why you living with your aunt if that's okay to ask?
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>>39067291
Tell her you liked what you saw when you were "napping"
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>>39067291
This sounds like the perfect life, wish I had a big sis like this or just to be able to sleep in her bed like that to drown out the unending loneliness
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>>39027527
Rolling but it won't help me anyway. I fucked up today really hard
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>>39067466
Anon you can't just say that and not tell us the details
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>>39067486
I smacked my brother in the face
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>>39067371
Yeh maybe, was gonna be real with her but teasing her might go better, you's right.
>>39067450
Ehhh, grass is greener on the other side or whatever. Everyone's got problem, our dumb asses arent any different.
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>>39067517
Kek, why? Are you a grill?
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>>39067291
It's either live with her or find my own place
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>>39067517
Why did you smack him, now I'm curious...
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>>39067526
Atleast you have some grass, I don't have any family apart from my mom who's in hospital with a bad heart. These threads always make me sad, I live in my moms house but on my own, just a meaningless entity. I wish I had more family more than anything really
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>>39067734
Why are you posting this anime girl so much
I don't mind but some fella here likes to report people for avatars
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>>39067544
No I'm not grill. Here's the story. Every fucking time when we invite chad cousin, he and my brother forcing me to do some shitty things that I hate and they know it. They asked me to play FIFA with them. I hate this fucking game so much, always getting mad really bad but I can't refuse because my parents are always on my brother's side and I must obey or they throw me out of home. Today they upgraded this torture machine. They recorded me while I'm swearing and screaming so they can laugh from it. I went to my room, my brother went with me, doing loop of my rage on his iPhone. I couldn't stand that anymore. I smacked him so fucking hard that he fell on the floor. Now I'm sitting in the park in another district drinking beer and shitposting
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>>39067803
>chad cousin
Stopped reading. Grow up, go outside, and make some friends.
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>>39067793
It's actually a American cartoon but I post her because I think she is adorable but if people have issues with it I can stop.
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>>39067803
Next time your cousin wants to play FIFA ask him when he is gonna play a real game instead of casual rehashed garbage. Your cousin deserved it for being a little shit who tattles to mommy. Even if you get in trouble it will teach him a lesson.
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>>39067849
Don't stop. I purposely avoid the show because she is cute and I'm afraid she is a shitty character. At least you aren't shitposting like that fag who spams Connie from lesbian rocks in space everywhere.
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>>39068186
She is one of those characters where at first I thought she was gonna be a "lol so random" character, but by the end you realize it's not all random and all the puzzle pieces fit and she ends up being the character you love the most. That or you get obsessed with princess Marco.
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>>39067849
I don't dislike it but you seem nice and it would suck if a grumpy mod took you out
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>>39068458
Awwww thanks, you guys have been very nice to me all day and I don't wanna get banned and miss the thread. You guys have been helping me a lot helping me vent my feelings about my dad. I was originally gonna get therapy for my incestous feeling for my father but now with a surprise ticket to out of state for my sister's wedding therapy seems like it's far away. But at least with you guys and reading your stories I can keep sane till I get some real help and hopefully have a normal stable relationship with my dad again.
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>>39068655
So can you revert back to a man or are you permanently a tranny now?
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>>39068655
Is that right? I think therapy and counseling is still a good idea, and everyone can make use of it

If I make it through this work week I promised myself I'd try to talk to a doctor or therapist, myself, and that seems really scary
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Let's get to 500 my dudes
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>>39068894
Consider it done my man. Well that was easy
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>tfw not Lucy anymore
It's not the same
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>>39068937
You fucking shit. I posted in another thread and had to wait :(
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>>39068695
I think either way I would stay a tranny regardless, the tranny stuff was kinda always there the dad thing just accelerated it, besides me and Mom Mom love having mother daughter time together.
>>39068704
For experience so far is your mileage may vary. But what I can say is you gotta put effort into it. I wasted two years at counseling because I was too much of a wuss to admit my incestous feelings and we got no where. So if your short on cash or don't have health insurance don't come in till your ready. Also don't be afraid to try different counslers/thearapists.
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Make a few of the rolls a little lewder please
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New thread
>>39069091
Come to the new thread
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My Dad's blaming me for his boredom, I told him to play Overwatch so he's trying, he's not terrible
>>39062217
That's not necessary
And yea, fingers are cool, but still soulless
>>39062230
Wasn't going for that
>>39062249
Nu uh
>>39064099
You're on the dad train too huh? Well, at least I'm not alone anymore
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>>39069147
It's a tranny, your favorite. Enjoy sharing the seat.
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>>39069147
Ya, I came to terms with my feelings a few weeks ago though I gotta ask, how do you hang around your dad without becoming overwhelmed with either guilt or lust?
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