Lazy slutty fembot gf

>>38999319
>can't get out of bed today
1/6 requiresments. That's like a C average nowadays do i pass?

>>38999347
You aren't fun at all. Stupid whore.

>>38999347
Im a C student can you share the bed?

>>38999670
The rest just sounds like too much work.
>>38999678
Its summer its too hot for that shit.

>>38999319
Lazy definitely, slutty not really unless you mean generally lewd.

>>38999737
It's okay, femanon. Go back to sleep. You can get up later.

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Dudes would also be sluts

(If they had the chance)

>>38999765
How are you lewd anon

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The thirstposting on this board is really getting out of hand.

>>38999808
Is that your excuse you make up to feel better about yourself?

>>38999851
>out of hand
lol no way anon

>>38999834
Well I masturbate a whole lot and lewdpost and such.

>>38999897
>literally going to a party tonight

Is that reply just to make yourself feel better about yourself?

>>38999939
>lewdpost

eh?

>>38999961
>he doesn't hitch a ride on his GF's social coat tails so you can both comfortably wall flower together and get high in peace

>>38999319
That's me almost to the letter, except I'm too poor to buy games.

Every woman browsing this board must kill herself

>>39000000
FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOU STOLE IT
WASTED GET

>>39000017
Wew, that's one lucky get. Glad I got it.

>>38999963
Just posting lewd shit on 4chan or flirting or something like that.

>>39000000
>>38999999
history IS content you fucking robot.

>>39000000
Why are you constantly touching yourself?

>>39000087
It's fun, not even necessarily in a sexual way. Don't guys play with their dicks when they're bored?

>>39000125
Definitely this, I have my hands in my pants all the time even if I'm not shlicking. Comfy.

>>39000000
wasted digits on a mealworm pretending to be a man pretending to be a roastie pretending to be something pretend
shameful

>>39000125
How often do you masturbate then?

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>>39000000

>sexts stolen by a femwhore

This is a good symbolic representation of the current state of r9k

>>38999678
Hop on in, the waters fine

>>39000193
Rather that than a "get" poster.

>>39000193
>stolen
I got that get fair and square. You snooze, you lose.

>>38999319
I'm all of this but the hentai noises

>>39000214
Weirdest fetishes, list em.

>>39000208
FUCK YOU ROASTIE. I posted >>39000003 and hoped for the get.
kys scum.

>>39000202
get posting is a time honored tradition and a rollercoaster of emotion. i was three away from septs one time and it was the most excited i've been in years. you just wasted it with "im a girl btw" how dare you. absolutely how dare you.

>>39000186
Not her but a few times a day usually. I figure that's normal for most anons.

>>39000161
What could you have possibly meant by this, anon?

tfw all of these but (male)

>>39000186
I typically go like 2-4 days without masturbating, and then when I do get around to it, I go all out and make myself cum multiple times.

>>39000000
sad and pathetic

>>39000219
>Mommy/daddy kink
>impreg (hate kids though so life is suffering)
>mind break
>ageplay
There's probably more but im tired and my mind is cloudy

>>39000243
>he snozzed
>he lossed
Heh. Better luck next time, kid.

>>39000000
A travesty. This should never have happened.

>>39000255
That's not normal for women. How do you get off that much and not feel sensitive/raw?

>>39000308
>>39000324
Do you two watch porn ever?

>>39000431
I'm well lubricated?
I actually thought guys would get raw much quicker than girls. I get oversensitive clitorally eventually but only after five or six orgasms.

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>>39000000
if you add me on steam I'll buy you games

>>38999319
>wanting sexual congress outside of the perfected sanitized lawless pleasure palace of your mind
WEAK

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>>39000000
shitty get you fucking cunt, kill yourself asap

>>39000447
Sometimes I read hentai doujinshi or go on /d/ or /gif/.

>>39000456
I don't use Steam much (and have only one friend on it), but sure, I'll add you. What's your username?

>>39000000
I can't fucking believe this shit

now dumb fucking roastie unvirgins are stealing our gets?

>>38999319
I had a GF like this for a week. Red hair and everything

She'd cam and cum with me like 8 times a day, and it was heaven

It ended up that i was cucking some poor dude though and she went back to him.

>>39000456
>>39000541
>roastie whore steals get
>beta robots reward her by offering free steam games
What happened to my board man???? Is this the current state of r9k?

>>39000541
I was joking, I hope you do find such a beta orbiter someday, however

>>39000455
How far apart are your orgasms?

>>39000593
I usually need/take the longest for my first one of a session, after that I can come pretty quickly again if I keep going - in 3-5 minute increments.

>>39000590
Thanks, anon. Same to you, in the most original sense.

>>39000455
>>39000541
>>39000516

Favorite BLACKED.com scene?

>>39000655
I'm a dyke and don't really watch porn a lot, certainly none with negroes in it.

Fembots, imagine if your dads got hold of your browser history.

>>39000455
>tfw you will never punish a fembot for masturbating too much and make her wear a chastity belt

>>39000638
Oh my, you're lewd af

>>38999319
>wan't
>>39000000
LARP get

Both you fuckers should fuck off.

>>39000670
My dad would probably laugh his ass off at the casual racism and be very confused about all the fanfiction.
>chastity belt
Not getting off is literally my anti-fetish though.

>>39000671
Dunno man, it's just kinda my favorite hobby.

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this thread .. ha. what a time to be alive.

>>39000638
This is why you need a big dick. Honestly.

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Fembots, I want to do this to you.

>>39000700
Yeah I gotcha. I do it to pass the time.
Do you watch videos or just use toys?

>>39000670
>implying that old-ass dinosaur would be able to understand how to read it
Besides, I found his VHS of weird food porn once, and the tentacle-fuck "alien sex" anthology, the Victorian stories of raping children and cutting women's cunts out with razor blades. If my whacked-out brain is anybody's fault, it's dad- he knew he carried the pervert gene.

>>39000765
>>39000700
What if your dad made a move on you?

No. Really. What if?

>>39000655
I don't like 3D/mainstream porn.

>>39000723
No thanks.

>>39000760
I watch porn occasionally but usually it's just fantasizing or reading lewd stuff.
I have a massager but I don't use it all that much.

>>39000783
I'd laugh in his face tbqh.

>>39000765
>tentacle-fuck alien sex anthology
Lel.

>>39000800
I've noticed a lot females get off to fanfic.
Does fantasizing really do that much to you?

>>38999914
did NOBODY notice this joke?

>>39000840
Yeah, definitely. Works the best for me. I fantasize about all sorts of stuff.
I think guys are more visual about their stimulus.

>>39000947
Yeah I'm more audio and visual base.
Hardest I've gotten is instructing girls on how to masturbate. Where to put the hands and shit like that y'know?

>>39001022
That's pretty hot, I agree. I've done that with other girls on omegle a few years ago occasionally. Fun stuff.

>>39001044
Ayyy, haven't found another person who's done that till now.
It's really hot. Made a few girls orgasm multiple times because of it.
Something about girls masturbating due to you is a huge turn on tbqh

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>>39001119
100% agree. Excellent taste anon.

>>39000783
>What if your dad made a move on you?
I really can't imagine that.
If it did happen I would assume he was going through some kind of psychotic break- and because he's a huge motherfucker who would pose harm to society at large if he went mad I'd trap him in the bathroom (the only room that locks solely through key and cannot be unlocked from the inside) and call multiple male family and family friends to help escort him to a facility (the police would likely murder him because they have poor training when it comes to handling the mentally unstable).

>>39001149
You too, Anon
Keep up the good work

I WANT A CUTE GIRL TO WATCH MASTURBATE
WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL

>>39001199
Haven't done it in a few weeks actually, the mutual masturbation stuff I mean. But yeah, definitely fun.

>>39001260
I don't blame you, it's p hot.

>>39001367
I did it with a FWB just the other day.
She kept doing what I told her and came so much she almost passed out lmao

>>39001439
Lucky gal, I'm moderately jealous.

started off sounding like me, but i'm not THAT lazy and slutty and i don't like anime.

>>39001463
Oh? Jealous of which part?

>>39001534
Honestly both sides, both passing out from coming and making someone pass out from coming sounds pretty fun.

>>39001577
All you gotta do is prolong it as much as possible and when they keep telling you to let them cum don't do it.
Make them take out their fingers/stop using toys if you have to

>>39001633
Yeah, I know, I've done it a few times, but I know how torturous that can be so I don't usually do it forever.
And I haven't really done it with anyone in a while anyway.

>>39001653
Yeah I gotcha. I'm a huge tease and girls usually know that beforehand so it typically works out

>>38999319
Top partrician tastes my friend.

>>39001699
Stop enabling this roastie whore you retarded fuck

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>>39001750
>not into females masturbating

>>39001478
>Not THAT slutty
Elaborate

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>>39000752
Anon this makes me feel funny

>>39002137
Why fucked up fembot? Why does it make you feel that way?

>>39002155
because i want that to be me

>>39000000
This is a mark of things to come. From here on out we will see an uprising of fem""""bots"""" and roastie whore. /r9k/ will not be recognizable in the years to come. It will become a festering abomination.

>>39002265
It was always a festering abomination, only for the last few years it's been a festering abomination for males.

>>39002197
I'll do that to you, anon

>>39002197
Do you think you'd be happier if you had a little baby girl/boy?

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>>38999319
That's fucking revolting. This is why you are a failure.

>>39002479
that girl sounds like a bitch

>>39002596
right? if that's the humans that would survive i'd rather we all just die

>>39002479
I love her <3

>>39002607
>being so indentured to the baseless collective ID that you substitute freely formed opinions with preconstructed bases supplied to you instead and consider them yours
>choosing erasure over an infinite singularity of augmented and improved reality because you were groomed to dislike the associated company it keeps
>choosing to cease existence only ever having experienced a self limited by it's inherently flawed hardware instead of adopting the mantle of constant and unlimited improvement and self creation

>>39002982
yaaaawwwn

there's actually as much thought in that as there is in a /b tier shitpost. Garbage by someone on speed

>>39003031
>can't even deconstruct on a basic level just spew generic retorts
Cmon now. The aim was for you to prove me wrong not to prove me right.

>>39000752
She looked by far the best in the first picture.
>inb4 DEM UTTERS, DEM TIDDIES
>inb4 WAN MILK DEM, BABBY WAN MILK

t. ass guy

>>39003074
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deconstruction

>>39000752
I need a woman to impregnate.

>>39000447
Yeah, all 2D, 3D doesn't really do it for me

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>>39002982
Depends on what you find sacred. That life sounds less meaningful than this one. Might as well just make an AI designed to be a human like fractal. Then there would be no point in us even needing to do what you said.

>>39003376
The point would be the experience seeing as that's all humans are and the hardware that is us is just there to take that in and translate it. Its just a better higher level form of that. Hating living? You can change that and experience what its truly like to love living for living for example and if you hate that you could dial it back and experience being "meh" about the whole thing.You could even experience being conflicted over having your own opinions and morals overwritten then experience not giving a shit about the same thing a second later. All until infinity ends or you get tired of it all and experience self deletion. There's literally no reason not and every reason to.

>>39003451
Again sounds pointless. It just sounds like
>lol lamo woodn't it be so gr8 if life was a sandbox vidya game?
And not just that how does being an emotionless hate filled nihilist lead to the utter enlightenment and zenith of the human race? I really don't see the connection it just feels like a bunch of arrogance pulled straight out of someones power fantasy.

>>39003524
Thats just it. If it sounds pointless now, try it when you change your own programming to make it seem pointfilled, then try it with your programming set to viewing it neutrally then compare the experiences to see which you'd default to after fully considering the implications and aspects first hand.
Now do that with everything that can be experienced across every level of every emotion or view or opinion and moral setting.

>>38999319
wow what's good. no I'm not really that horny sorry to say. maybe I would be if my bf was feminine (not in the trap way, GOD FORBID) and let me have my way with him when I did want the D. also I hella don't make hentai sounds, I'd MUCH rather my partner do that for my pleasure

>>39003601
>IT JUST WORKS
>SEE THAT MOUNTAIN YOU CAN CLIMB IT
>SKYRIM HAS ENDLESS QUESTS
Whatever todd
Really you don't make any sense. You might as well be telling me when I die I'd go to heaven and i'd be pouncing with god and jesus and angels. It makes as much sense as the bull crap you're spouting. My point is you literally have no idea what you're talking is anything fantasy.