/britfeel/

1st for Tilde did nothing wrong

>>38737058
cunt stop making new threads early
also fuck namefags

Ebin 2 questions

1. what are you up to right now
2. Can we see a 'post haircut' picture

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>>38737058
Is there any danger is me getting a vaccine? It's for meningitus and some blood poisoning disease too. >>38737037
I don't want autism.

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>>38737091
reminder tilde was the one shitting up the threads and false flagging

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>>38737069
Reposting this because I need some advice for this matter.

>>38737124
anecdotal evidence but I got it before going to uni and have had weird muscle twitches since getting it that I never had before. Could be unrelated though but it only started happening after getting it.

>>38737130
nice photoshop lad. thought about making the next op image?

>There's no doubt the level of female i'd attract would be council estate at best
>ebin blog

not all women on council estates are retarded. all the women i have dated were from council estates and they were decent girlss

>>38737175
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38711210/#38712308
You can claim that all you want, but it's archived.

>>38737175
>nice photoshop lad
I know you're baiting, but
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38711210/#38712308

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>>38737182

Ebin's blog is of shakespearean quality

>>38737175
>photoshop

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38711210/#38712308

there's the archive lad

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>>38737130
This fucking namefaggotry is cancer derails threads into narcissistic cesspits.


let the hate flow

Lads what degenerate things have you done for a wank.

I used to upload girls facebook pictures to this site that offered free photo printing for first time users. I'd get them delivered and cum on them. Pretty shameful.

>>38737145
try to take advantage and then get promptly busted because it was all an undercover operation, sorry - you're a sex offender now

>>38737124
>>38737037
lad, you're here, so you probably already have it

>>38737130
>this is what all of this is about

fucking hell was expecting something good lads

>>38737130
oh hey Saku, had to get that shitpost in early I see.

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Does anyone have the base file(s) for the /Britfeel/ op image?

>>38737284

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, THEY WERE LEFT UP FOR 28 DAYS

>>38737145

Get her fucked.

>>38737274
>only Saku could possibly be upset at the person who's been causing the majority of the shitposting in /britfeel/ for weeks

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Tilde I just want you to know that I think you are a very admirable person.

You are obviously suffering from severe health problems. Problems that I feel most people would crumble under. But you are still able to keep down a job, get accepted into a university and mostly keep a positive cheery attitude.

I'm not sure why there is 2-3 posters brigading you constantly, but I rest assured they are probably a little jealous of you.

From reading your blog, and reading your posts on here I have no doubt that you will find the strength to overcome your problems and put this horrible period of your life behind you. And it'll start by limiting your time on the internet, and going to university.

I look forward to hearing of your successes when you post here occasionally in the future.

Kind Regards,

Anon.

>>38737169
>had weird muscle twitches since
Are you memeing me? Please say you're memeing me.

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Lads I thought you would have gotten over this teenage drama by now

Post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYrQC-jWMFM

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>>38737293
GIVE ME THE FILES GOD DAMN IT

>>38737256
>>38737294
S-Surely its just a cruel schoolgirls trick like when I was back in school right lads?

>>38737296
ebin and a few devilish anons were at it too

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>>38737239
i go on hookup sites gay and straight and get off on the messages they sent me then arrange meet but never go and wank over their dissapointment

>>38737302
this,
but please see a psychiatrist, you clearly need to.

>>38737330

Slip her a length and find out.

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>>38737304
why would I be memeing you?

>>38737302
>buying into the Tilde victim narrative
He is a manipulative person and you are feeding it.

What's with the RIP West Scotanon in the OP image? I remember years ago a guy on one of the Scottish Islands talking about his suicide attempt and how he wanted to try again.

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>>38737058
Brit feel is infiltrated by de mudslimes and has been for long, keep your wits about you boy!

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>>38737315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkXmVB6-L8E
who has been to the proms

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>>38737058
I've been doing 50 sit ups every day for two weeks now. Where is my 6 pack?
>>38737315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SanbxtzArs

>>38737372
shut the fuck up and have some empathy you pathetic manchild.

>>38737145
>>38737330
Honestly lad maybe just don't really bother doing anything, but obviously just don't make yourself available, if they try advancing on you just keep them at distance because whatever you feel, it can and will end badly.
Just let it fly for now, they can do their own thing - just be friendly and if they advance shut it down

Oh Kek please save from this hell.

>>38737372
fuck off hasan you prick

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J-just a few more days and /britfeel/ will be good again, r-right?

>>38737394
He is demonstrably an insincere liar who pretends to be nice while secretly causing shit.

>>38737374

Some anon in west scotland said he wanted to off himself, later on that day according to BBC News some lad around his aged killed himself although it might not have been him

>>38737330
Get your tongue down her throat, cops can't get you on that. (Check first I might be wrong)

Lads what the fuck is this Diane, In her own words thing? Seems wildly inappropriate to show that stuff.

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>>38737400

Kev has rewarded you

>>38737372
you realise that could just be a sign of vulnerable type narcissistic personality disorder?

Has anybody here ever visited a prostitute? I thought it was a good idea until I started browsing profiles, now I just feel intimidated. I'd hoped there were prostitutes who specialised in shy guys/virgins, but they're all ultra kinky. Ffs I just want to learn how to kiss and have sex.

>>38737439
>cops can't get you on that
They can. It's called molestation. You don't have to penetrate to go to jail, sicko.

>>38737439
Diana*

the princess, obviously

>>38737457

I also got this anxiety about intimidating prostitues, but recently some have approcahed me on OKC. Now the ice has been broken I'm really tempted

>>38737390

I did about twenty years ago.
It's too much hassle these days TBQH

>>38737453
You do realise you sound like an armchair psychologist spouting shite like that? It sounds like you've spent a considerable amount of time reading wikipedia articles on mental health conditions as opposed to having any clinical or patient based experience at all.

>>38737058
fuck me a new thread already, today is flying past

>>38737457
iirc alot of callgirls are virgin friendly or new-to-paying-for-sex friendly
Never done it though so I can't tell you for sure

>>38737284
I don't but I made a somewhat basic version PSD that should allow for easy customising. That of any interest to you?

>>38737431
Ah shame. Nice place Scotland. RIP

>>38737457
>kissing prozzies
It's almost like you want to get herpes. |And think of all the fat old men who have kissed those lips.

>>38737457
I knew a girl that was a prostitute but in a much more enclosed ring, it was kind of like primitive escort model, anyway i could not even ask her for the time because she was so raunchy and kind of intimidating because she was like a machine sent for one purpose and all her actions were artificial

>>38737360
this is the most devilish thing i have heard of in a good while

>>38737453
how does that excuse the fact he is pretending to be nice to everyone and then secretly shit talking them as an anon?
that doesn't mean everything he did is suddenly okay

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Less waifudrama
More studying of Chinese

>>38737500
desu if the "official" one isn't available I might just figure it out myself and put in a little elbow grease

>>38737486
christ how old r u

>>38737363
Sod off hebephile.

>>38737396
Yeah this seems like the best plan. I'm just concerned that people will see how shes acting and jump to conclusions.

>>38737439
Don't be silly lad they can still send you down for that.

>>38737499

Mmm. It's become very much a sellers market.
Apart from the street corner trollops who'll fuck a dog for the price of a happy meal.

>>38737500
>>38737551
(Cheers for the offer though lad)

>>38737541.
Does xiu xiu mean any thing in chinese?

>>38737558

Old.


kiljj'oj

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>>38737446

I know its insane, but deep down I really feel like if can get enough gets, He'll save me

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Lads should I join the army event though I'm a complete sperg and wouldn't know how to banter with the lads?
Can't get a job and feel like it's either this or an hero desu

>>38737489
of course nobody can make a diagnosis over the internet, I was simply expressing concern.

(psychiatry happens to be my special interest, and most of what i know comes from textbooks)

>thought I had some food stuck in my teeth
>licking it for hours
>it's actually my gum detaching from the root
asbestos

>>38737602
give me a number u r anonymous

>>38737538
he only did it to one person as far as we know and desu lens reddit tier niceness is not much better yet you all swallow that like a trannys cum. tilde feels a lot less fake

>>38737453
ive thought either this or borderline myself. he ticks a lot of boxes

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>>38737610
ARGGHHHHH this can happen?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38737561
>Sod off hebephile.

It's a 15 year old and it's 2017. She's been squirting in undergrad's faces for the last eighteen months.

>>38737609
It's nice that you have an interest but you really need the experience before interjecting.

If you did you'd know that NPD is a rare diagnosis, particularly in the British system, and we don't really bother with subtype classifications unlike our American counterparts. NPD is only typical of people with extensive forensic history.

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Freezer is 'ice box' in Chinese

>>38737606
Join the army and be the strong slient type also you dont have to be the banter lad every unit has one just follow orders.

>>38737610
thats funny because i had feeling like that, but it turned out to just be food

>>38737640
Tilde was the fakest person here, he only started being nice after he was called out for being totally self-absorbed

>>38737628

Forty Seven.

>>38737610
This is creppy i had a simlar issue but it was abit of food and now my gums are very sore.

>>38737541
Lao pao, LAO PAO!

>>38737640
>ive thought either this or borderline myself. he ticks a lot of boxes
yeah, that was my thought too, although they are often co-morbid.

>>38737598

Xie Xie means 'thank you' which sounds very similar and is very common

although 'xiu xiu' can mean Shame/disgrace but it's rare and more likely you heard xie xie

>>38737706
lie's no one is at old on here
maybe on /britpol/

>>38737606
>complete sperg

If you actually has aspergers, they won't let you in. It's one of the medical conditions recruiters are given no leeway with. But if you're just a bit socially awkward then go for it.

>>38737744

Dong, where is my automobile?

>>38737701
mate hes been nice to lads here since 2015

im there for him when he needs me
#imwithtilde

>>38737605

Quads followed by 33 digits couldn't save ding

>>38737673
Still not as ridiculous as calling your circular road systems 'roundabouts'.

>>38737771
>im there for him when he needs me
That's the only reason he ever cared about you

>>38737745

Britpol is full of shaved chimps and other lesser creatures. Why would I go there?

Britfeel is at least occasionally amusing.

>>38737670
my understanding is, that it is only rare clinically, because those with it rarely seek treatment, like ASPD.

are you a psychiatric nurse or something?

>>38737755
What if I've received bennies for depression and anxiety? Would that disqualify me?

>>38737766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCewCFg8ZL

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Just making sure your lads are aware that these are fucking GOD TIER, especially with a nice cup of tea

>>38737808
britpol is pretty comfy and being on britfeel and britpol at the same time is supercomfy

also how does a 47 year

>>38737744
Xiu Xiu is a band name. Just googled it and they got it from a Chinese film:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiu_Xiu:_The_Sent_Down_Girl

I think in this case it means beautiful but Chinese is so confusing. I googled it and it gave me 3 different meanings for xiu but with different symbols

>>38737918
end up here

ebin whats your take on tilde having NPD? your in the best position to guess

>>38737819
It's mostly because in our system, we don't diagnose unless absolutely necessary. And this is usually at crisis point. In the case of NPD that'll be when they are presenting with forensic mental health issues.

Basically we don't just diagnose people willy nilly when they have traits of a disorder that are most likely sub clinical otherwise the majority of society would have a mental illness.

(Which is why so many people are diagnosed with mental illness in America so big pharma can make money as healthcare is private).

If any of you lads remember me asking about that milf on Tinder..
Sent her some suggestive emojis (Her bio said she hates small talk)
She said 'What're you looking for?' I said 'A good looking gal called Amy'
She liked the message and hasn't replied since.

Women. Why do I even try. I fucked it, right?

>>38737855
>dark chocolate
Worst chocolate desu

>>38737920

I can't mean beutiful but 'Mei' is more common (The same word they use for America)

It's more likely just a name in that case

>>38737944

4Chins featured in the research for my master's thesis.

I found bits of it amusing enough to revisit, these days that's confined pretty much to this thread.

>Fucking internet provider decides to suddenly enable its own filter and block 4chan even though there isn't meant to be a filter on.
Funny how it works one minute then blocks it the next.
I guess this is the UK internet of the future.

>>38737648
Yeah but I'm 24 so I'm not allowed to be one of those young lads.

>>38737821
List of disqualifying psychological issues:

Ongoing psychiatric illness. Psychosis. Schizophrenia. Obsessive-compulsive disorder. Autism. Personality disorder. More than one episode of deliberate self-harm of any type. Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). Alcohol, drug or substance dependence. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) unless free of symptoms and not requiring treatment for at least three years. Anorexia and bulimia.

https://army.mod.uk/documents/general/BGN_RI15_Medical_Screening.doc

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going to watch World's End with cornetto man in it tonight lads, would like you to join but you might get bullied I'll probably be bullied by them for linking this but I like you lads

cytu be/r/newbrit

>>38737960
I guess that explains why I've had such a hard time trying to get a diagnosis for AvPD when i already have aspergers.
>>(Which is why so many people are diagnosed with mental illness in America so big pharma can make money as healthcare is private).
There is also the issue that insurers over there won't pay without a diagnosis.

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>>38737969
>a good lucking gal called Amy
Lad....

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>>38738022
Come to 4chan to write about how edgy and bad it is stays for the /britfeels/ pls be real.

>>38738065
dont anon its shit

>>38738101
At least I can use the correct 'looking'.. h-haha. Wish I was dead.

>>38738046
Thank you lad, much appreciated

>>38738046
guess when WW3 breaks out I don't have to worry about getting drafted then, I can sit at home comfy and watch normies go off to die.

>>38738104

It had more to do with the notion of the "citizen journalist" within new media, but otherwise yes... That's it.

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Paid my taxes desu, bye bye GBP 1.5K

>>38738190
Post ur news site or is it a tumblr blog.

>>38738146
Weird, that wasn't even autocorrect. But yeah you fucked it, need to be more direct with a cougar milf like that. ESPECIALLY when she says something as straightforward as 'what are you looking for'. Your reply made you sound beta.
Not sure what the right thing to say was though

>>38738217
under 25 pay no income taxe

>>38738132
I have to finish the trilogy laddd

>>38738217
>declaring income
kek

>>38738232

It was part of thesis. Not a "blog".

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Is this all Tilde did? Doesn't seem bad Len had been mean to him so he called him a cunt? Or has he done something else?

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>>38738253
what did he mean by this
are you memeing]/spoiler]

>>38738290

It's not so much calling len a cunt that did it, it was the facade he put up of being a nice friendly person

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>>38737551
>>38737580
No worries lad. This is how it pretty much the one I have. It's not that hard to scrap one together, this one didn't take that long tbqh.

Don't use this one though, it's a low quality one for small file size as an example.

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Eat duck

>>38738290
he had been doing it for weeks possibly months
complained about dumb drama when he was the one causing it, its the lying that irks me desu

>>38738258
But its not a trilogy they just use the same actors.
>>38738299
under 25's just pay national insurance

Completed playthrough one of NieR: Automata today. Dunno whether to start the second playthough immediately or leave it for awhile.

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Burn down churches

>>38738375
peeking

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best big taste?

haven't tried the oreo yet but the peanut butter is fucking lush
triple choc is okay I guess, not really worth 2bong

>>38738406
Trust me, start the second playthrough.
The second playthrough is fairly different, the third is vastly different.

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Eat Fish and Chips

>>38738442
>Not buying EuroShopper 50p for 200g chocolate

>>38738375
Would rather eat dick desu

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>>38738448

OK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmsMxE7QdM

>>38738423
what a viking larper
bloody snow niggers

>>38738460
You could always lick dog shit

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If I saw human meat on a menu in a restaurant I'd order it desu

>>38738315
even nice friendly people wont get on with everyone lad

hes a person like anyone else here

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Furthermore, destroy Carthage

>>38738442
peanut one is nice but prefer the original bar

>>38738443
I've heard. First playthough was fun and weird but felt a little lacking so I imagine they're saving some shit for the later ones.

>>38737223
he's such a little shithouse, I hated him from the start

>>38738511
ebina delenda est

>>38738542
Is penis even good meat? I know they serve certain animal cocks in other countries but is it tasty?

>>38738542
uh mate thats phimosis

Is there a greater pleasure in life than Xi posting?

>>38738471
I'm never sure how to interpret these kind of things. Like when leaders go golfing, eat at a pub, go sightseeing in a city, etc.

Part of me wants to think that it's real and they're having a good time, albeit just as much for the press as it is for improving relations. And a different part of me imagines really intense psychological mind-games as they try to one-up eachother. Like Xi finishing his pint before Cameron, squeezing harder in a handshake, deciding to move on and say hello to other people, etc.

Why don't 5 of us neets make a csgo team, with no other obligations we could grind our way to the best team in the world, making bare p and killin' the scene.

>>38738442

It's all gross vegetable fat crap.

>>38738563
wtf do i know /lgbt/
>>38738567
it isnt just my 4skin blending in with my bellend look closer

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>>38738448
or fuck a pig

>>38738627
Ebin can be our coach. Tilde the cheerleader, depending on the transition progress.

>>38738642
>look closer
I'll take your word for it lad

>>38738503
dont think i could eat a bloke, sounds pretty disgusting
if i was to order human food it better have come from a fit bird

>>38738627
I'm MGE but I refuse to play with anyone who lives, or sounds like they live, in the North (north of Gloucester-Norwich line)

>>38738657
Depends on whether you enjoy fat or not, women have a lot more body fat than men

>>38738637
I'd suck the cocoa straight out of the beans in Beliza but I can't afford the plane ticket.
This is the next best thing.

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its remembrance day
what have you done to remember past hero's

>>38738253
I'm almost 35 mate

>>38738272
Not possible not to in my job

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>>38738729
>its remembrance day
>what have you done to remember past hero's
memed

>>38738775
are you a wizard lad?

>>38738729
had a pretty big shit in the shape of a Royal Navy Nimitz Class Aircraft carrier this morning.

Pakis get out originally

>>38738857
see you removed your trip for this one eh tilde

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>>38738857
That sounds illegal tbqh with you

>>38738857
Pakis are a healthy and beneficial part of our society

>>38738793
Shit meme commies never had anti air missiles in chile also you stole that from /pol/ the pepe is meant to be a afghani and the its meant to be a commie pepo and what ever shit leader russia had.

>>38738915
sadiq gtfo

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>>38738929
are you butthurt i stole your little maymay?

>>38738793
We must steal the memes of production why cant you guy meme

>>38738321
>>38737500
>>38737284
OPLad here
Everyone was complaining that we needed a new OP image so I stopped bothering updating this one and instead started working on a new one.

Starting something 80% from scratch takes longer than I anticipated but I am working on it.

>>38738989
The left can't meme lad. Didn't you know?

>>38738989
>steal
we are appropriating the memes of production for the trolletariat.

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>>38738964
no not really i pity you

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Just ate a Bachelors chicken-flavoured Super-Noodle. It was a delicious and hearty meal for under a pound.

>>38739008
What's wrong with the current one? We can just make small edits in it if we need to?

I'm starting to think I'll never go super saiyan lads

>>38739008
Prove it. Give us a sneak preview.

Fancy starting to read again more often, anyone recommend me some books?
Last one I read was The Peripheral, before that was Pastoralia.

>>38739014
The left really can't into memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

>>38737058
>R.I.P Benny Harvey

I wrote this on a wall when I was at a gig (there was chalk so people were writing things) and everyone looked at me like I was weird

>>38739036
Nothings wrong with it. I feel it fits everyone here from the normies to the mega neets.
Anything else most likely will exclude one party or another.

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>>38737058
just bought a pack of these [5] for a quid from local co op but local sainos and tescos have em for a quid too

>>38738915
thought it was funny till I saw there was a minute between posts desu

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>>38739036
You sure you want it spoiled ?

>>38739043
WOW RACISTS BTFO

>>38739043
/leftypol/ reddit mashup

Do women actually crave men the way we do them? Do they want to sniff and lick weird parts of our body?

Yes I'm an autist virgin with minimal experience.

>>38739064
thinking about buying like 10 boxes next time desu

>>38739074
Yes I do. Is that a pub I see?

>>38739084
Yeah mate, they like cock and forearms.

>>38739031
>What's wrong with the current one? We can just make small edits in it if we need to?
As I said, people complained and I listened. I was happy just carrying on OAPLads work.

>>38739074

Lets have it lad

>>38739074
Don't spoil it lad. Release it in all it's glory when it's ready. Build it up to be a big even too with a countdown.

I'm very excited for this, it's a monumental occasion for the thread.

>>38739099
fucking 6 million dollar man over here..... might be

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>>38739074
Show us

>>38739084
Depends, if you're super lanky or overweight then probably not. But for normies and even cyborgs then yeah.

>>38739124
300 posts during /nightbritfeel/ is about two hours, I cannot wait that long

>>38739126
Looks like a pub on the left of. Abrakebabra.

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>>38739071
Wasn't samefagging actually, I'm just slow with jokes haha

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>>38739035
go super aryan fagot

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>>38739043
Sumerian Records just put out that really chill Chon album. And also this rap metal shit.

>>38739043
Ironically, one of them is a rapist

>>38739124
Cheers lad, do admit I dropped the ball but will work hard to finish it off

>>38739229
Post a small image of it. Something like 300x300

>>38739154
I can't go aryan, I'm Irish

>>38739084
ex gf loved the smell of my temples and clothes and even armpits sometimes.

>>38739249
Didn't even know temples had a smell? Desperately need a bit of mutual armpit sniffing in my life.

>>38739195
It's funny how they can have bands like After The Burial, Veil of Maya, Erra etc yet gladly release cringeworthy fagcore like SFTP

>>38739054

Not weird. Tedious.

>>38739246
blimey, i thought i smelled potato
>>>/out/

>>38739264
Same lad but she was mental over it.

think I might have developed an armpit fetish, desu slept with a girl a few weeks back and kept licking hers

>>38739246

Remove potato.

>>38739316
chuckIed Iad

>>38739316
*integrates peacefully into your society*

>>38739277
That seems to be the case for all "-core" labels. A handful of really good bands than loads of awful and embarrassing shit. Like Epitaph have both Converge and Falling in Reverse.

Just masturbated to the thought of me cuddling in bed nude with a gf, not even fucking her, just cuddling and feeling the smoothness and warmth of her pale skin. I came more than the last 10 times and then I cried for an hour because my friends experience this every night or so and have done for years

>>38739366
>my friends experience this every night or so and have done for years
>tfw they've experienced it so much that they take it for granted now, it's just normality for them, a standard part of life
fucking normans

1After these things Jesus went over the sea of Galilee, which is the sea of Tiberias.
2And a great multitude followed him, because they saw his miracles which he did on them that were diseased.
3And Jesus went up into a mountain, and there he sat with his disciples.
4And the passover, a feast of the Jews, was nigh.
5When Jesus then lifted up his eyes, and saw a great company come unto him, he saith unto Philip, Whence shall we buy bread, that these may eat?
6And this he said to prove him: for he himself knew what he would do.
7Philip answered him, Two hundred pennyworth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may take a little.
8One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, saith unto him,
9There is a lad here, which hath five barley loaves, and two small fishes: but what are they among so many?
10And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down, in number about five thousand.
11And Jesus took the loaves; and when he had given thanks, he distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to them that were set down; and likewise of the fishes as much as they would.
12When they were filled, he said unto his disciples, Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.
13Therefore they gathered them together, and filled twelve baskets with the fragments of the five barley loaves, which remained over and above unto them that had eaten.
14Then those men, when they had seen the miracle that Jesus did, said, This is of a truth that prophet that should come into the world.
15When Jesus therefore perceived that they would come and take him by force, to make him a king, he departed again into a mountain himself alone.
16And when even was now come, his disciples went down unto the sea,
17And entered into a ship, and went over the sea toward Capernaum. And it was now dark, and Jesus was not come to them.
18And the sea arose by reason of a great wind that blew.

>>38739366
is this the first example of the elusive 'prison beta'?

>>38739366

Fuck. That's Uber sad.

>>38739366
Lol u gay nigga

>>38739246
Bloody potato niggers, get out lad.

The top 40 petty crimes committed by Brits
>WHICH HAVE YOU FAGGOTS DONE?
1. Drank alcohol under the age of 18
2. Sworn or gestured to other road users
3. Eaten or drunk while driving
4. Vacuumed between the hours of 6pm & 8am on a weekday or 1pm & 8am on a Saturday or on a Sunday
5. Parked partly on a pavement
6. Cycled on pavements
7. Speeding while driving
8. Pocketed change when given wrong amount
9. Beeped a horn for any reason other than alerting traffic
10. Been drunk on the street, in a pub or in a restaurant
11. Changed a CD while driving
12. Had sex in a public place
13. Bought cigarettes under the age of 18
14. Dropped litter
15. Taken illegal drugs
16. Disturbed people by ringing their doorbells and leaving before being answered also known as knock-down ginger or knock-a-door run
17. Not worn a seatbelt during a car journey
18. Flown a kite in a park
19. Used a fake name on the internet
20. Stuck a postage stamp upside down
21. Used a mobile phone while driving
22. Cycled without lights after dark
23. Parked on double yellow lines
24. Driven through a red light
25. Not paid for a carrier bag at a self-service check-out
26. Had sex when you were under 16 years of age
27. Not had a TV licence and watched TV
28. Used someone else's wifi without them knowing
29. Smoked in a non-smoking area
30. Thrown tree cuttings back over your neighbours' garden
31. Claimed an item at the self-service till without paying for it
32. Taken a child out of school for a holiday - without the head teacher's permission
33. Not informed the DVLA of a change of name or address
34. Not cleaned up after your dog has pooed on the street/public path
35. Cycled through a red light
36. Fiddled your expenses
37. Sung or chanted a crude football chant in the street
38. Gone fishing without a licence
39. Parked opposite a junction
40. Put make-up on while driving

>>38739366
I understand, Anon. It's okay.

>>38739417
>Prison beta
..explain this to me please, because i have strange fantasies about strange things and i think this term might describe me pretty well
(not the anon you were replying to)

>>38739366
We're aII gonna make it anon

>>38739451
well it's like prison gay, except for being a beta instead of gay

>>38739415
19So when they had rowed about five and twenty or thirty furlongs, they see Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing nigh unto the ship: and they were afraid.
20But he saith unto them, It is I; be not afraid.
21Then they willingly received him into the ship: and immediately the ship was at the land whither they went.
22The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but that his disciples were gone away alone;
23(Howbeit there came other boats from Tiberias nigh unto the place where they did eat bread, after that the Lord had given thanks:)
24When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.
25And when they had found him on the other side of the sea, they said unto him, Rabbi, when camest thou hither?
26Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled.
27 Labour not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life, which the Son of man shall give unto you: for him hath God the Father sealed.
28Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God?
29Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.
30They said therefore unto him, What sign shewest thou then, that we may see, and believe thee? what dost thou work?
31Our fathers did eat manna in the desert; as it is written, He gave them bread from heaven to eat.
32Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven.
33 For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world.

>>38739441
>1. Drank alcohol under the age of 18
not a crime

>>38738812
audibly zozzled

>>38739441
1/2/6/9/10/12/13/14/15/16/17/19/22/27/29/34/35/36/37

19. I've broken 19 petty laws.

>>38739441
I haven't done - 18, 25, 30, 31, 32, 34 or 40

>>38739482
So being beta but not admitting it to anyone? like for example how most people fantasise about having a girlfriend, if i fantasise about a girl wanting me but im forced to turn her down because im not good enough for her and i dont want her to dump me after 3 months when she realises this, does that make me prison beta?

>>38739513
Fuck off you poofter.

Not an original comment... Poofter.

>>38739366
Lad I got out of her majestys house for naughty lads a year ago and was in for a long stretch (8 years).

My mates have all got wives, kids, houses, careers, savings... I've barely got 2 pennies to rub together and things have changed so much it still keeps me up at night. (thankful that r9k hasn't changed much though)

I feel your feels.

>>38739505
35And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
36 But I said unto you, That ye also have seen me, and believe not.
37 All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out.
38 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
39 And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day.
40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.
41The Jews then murmured at him, because he said, I am the bread which came down from heaven.
42And they said, Is not this Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? how is it then that he saith, I came down from heaven?
43Jesus therefore answered and said unto them, Murmur not among yourselves.
44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.
45 It is written in the prophets, And they shall be all taught of God. Every man therefore that hath heard, and hath learned of the Father, cometh unto me.
46 Not that any man hath seen the Father, save he which is of God, he hath seen the Father.
47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
48 I am that bread of life.
49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.
50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die.
51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.
52The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat?

>>38739441
most of them.
>Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools. - Sir Douglas Bader

>>38739505
why u posting this

>>38739441
I've done every one of them except 38 and 40. Lock me up!

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>>38739366
I'm sure it'll be fine anon h-haha

>>38739578

Unbridled faggitry.

>>38739441

1. Not a crime
2/3/4/5/7/8/11/14/16/17/19/21/
23. Not a crime, I was unloading
24/25/27/28
30, not only not a crime, but also a legal obligation.
31
33, no, but I was accused of this and proved them otherwise

>I will never be 18 again, off my face on molly in a club, hugging my best friend because high contrast just dropped hometown glory.

:(

>>38739614

to elaborate on #33. I took my theory test so far away from home that they became suspicious I didn't actually live at my home address.

>>38739651
we literally don't give any shits mate

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>tfw no good hookers in my area

>>38739659
I do, that gave me a giggle desu

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>>38739601
i am fine with it just wanna know why

>>38739031
>What's wrong with the current one? We can just make small edits in it if we need to?

this, he hasn't bothered doing anything then just suddenly decides we need a new image.

>>38739366
it's because you spend your nights masturbating instead of getting a woman

>>38739441
1 (Not by much)
8
10
14
15
19
27
28

I don't drive, mr FBI man.

>>38739441

>tfw i remember when the legal age for buying cigs was 16

feeling old now boys

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who are your top 5 favourite humans? here are mine

>Buddah
>Diogenes
>Napoleon
>Dostoevsky
>Ebin

>>38739074
>doesn't bother updating it monthly.

>just decides we need a new image.

>doesn't even get the consensus of the thread.

you are literally fucking hitler.

>>38739742
fucking state of ur picks

>>38739742

1. Ebin
2. Elliot Rodger
3. Harold Shipman
4. Xi Jinping
5. Peter Hitchens

I haven't browsed 4chan in a week and literally had no idea how else to spend time other than walking my dog and staring into space, can't even read books because my attention span is so fucked but I feel like I'm making some progress in quitting this place lads.

>>38739742
One of those is not like the rest...

>Hitler
>Jesus
>Diogenes
>Socrates
>Alexander the Great

>>38739742

1)me
2)elliot rog'
3)H. Shippers
D)Jimmy Saville
6)Miss Piggy from the muppets/whoever does her voice

>>38739567
53 Jesus replied to them: In all truth I tell you, if you do not eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you.
54 Anyone who does eat my flesh and drink my blood has eternal life, and I shall raise that person up on the last day.
55 For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink.
56 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood lives in me and I live in that person.
57 As the living Father sent me and I draw life from the Father, so whoever eats me will also draw life from me.
58 This is the bread which has come down from heaven; it is not like the bread our ancestors ate: they are dead, but anyone who eats this bread will live for ever.
59 This is what he taught at Capernaum in the synagogue.
60 After hearing it, many of his followers said, 'This is intolerable language. How could anyone accept it?'
61 Jesus was aware that his followers were complaining about it and said, 'Does this disturb you?
62 What if you should see the Son of man ascend to where he was before?
63 'It is the spirit that gives life, the flesh has nothing to offer. The words I have spoken to you are spirit and they are life.
64 'But there are some of you who do not believe.' For Jesus knew from the outset who did not believe and who was to betray him.
65 He went on, 'This is why I told you that no one could come to me except by the gift of the Father.'
66 After this, many of his disciples went away and accompanied him no more.
67 Then Jesus said to the Twelve, 'What about you, do you want to go away too?'
68 Simon Peter answered, 'Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the message of eternal life
69 and we believe; we have come to know that you are the Holy One of God.'
70 Jesus replied to them, 'Did I not choose the Twelve of you? Yet one of you is a devil.'
71 He meant Judas son of Simon Iscariot, since this was the man, one of the Twelve, who was to betray him.

>>38739747
He should at least post it so we can all chime in on it.
Otherwise he will get angry if he posts it and we just keep using the old one.

>>38739816
you missed some tumultuous events, tilde was revealed to be a puppetmaster cucking britfeel to his own ends.
this is the biggest news event since 9/11

>>38738405
>under 25's just pay national insurance
this is literally and obviously untrue, are you retarded?

>>38739876
Anyone with half a brain knew this all along.

>>38739505
Forgot 34
34 'Sir,' they said, 'give us that bread always.'
>>38739578
To spread the word of God and mostly because I'm bored.

>>38739747
>doesn't even get the consensus of the thread.
I literally acted upon the consensus

>>38739914
>avatar poster orbiters having half a brain
kek

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>>38739876

He also missed Ebin posting a photo of his hallways, proving that his bedroom isn't the only room in his house to be in a state.

Also Ebin's blog which is a literary masterpiece on par with My Twisted World

>>38739932
no you fucking didn't you listened to a few whiney users.

is the content of the new image their agreed upon wishes?

I don't recall seeing any posts asking.

>>38739903

It was such an obvious troll I didn't even bother.

Wasnt new /britfeel/ supposed to be a comfy, normie-free pub? what happened to that idea? fucking pissed that up the wall

>>38739932
Like >>38739967 said, you listened to a few.
One guy said no to posting a sneak peak while quite a few said to post it. You didn't listen to the consensus then did you?

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>considering paying for the girlfriend experience out of sheer desperation
JUST

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>less than 26 hours until 'comeback August'

>>38739816

Just had a ban expire today.

I spent three hours trawling through pedigrees to collate ancestors of steeplechase legend Arkle. I found 142 of them.

I am no richer or better rounded as a person for this effort. I've given up drinking and I can't go bike riding while I've got a badly infected ankle so all I learned is that I'm remarkably boring when I'm sober.

>>38739995
"comeback august"
explain please

>>38739986
no, that was one anons idea. that he then proceeded to continue adding to.

doesn't make it the new op image.

there was already a pub thread, the frog and feels. its just newfags being newfags

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>>38739995
>bank holiday is still four weeks away

>>38740036
Frogs and feels tavern isnt a proper pub to be fair, its like yanks and their "Irish bars"

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>>38739995
>2018 is as far away as the start of March
I really am not liking this feel at all lads

>>38739986
Not the lad working on that new image, but I was working on a pub in photoshop. (Some other was sketching ideas) I'm utter shit with perspective and couldn't work out how to keep it spacious enough so I kinda left the file untouched. Don't know if I even have it anymore desu. Ended up working on a PSD of the current image since we didn't have one.

>>38740024

Ebin turning his life around

What can I make conversation about on tinder? talking to this girl that's definitely interested but I got absolutely nothing to say.

Google making me identify helicopters, bit suspect.

>>38740091
>Ended up working on a PSD of the current image since we didn't have one.

And you know why we don't have one don't you.

>>38740106
mate, if you're relying on britfeel for dating tips then you shouldnt be dating

>>38740106
Talk about your peanus weanus

>>38739995
ebin, would you ever meet up with someone from britfeel if they were not gay and just looking to hang out ?

>>38740106


Ask her if she likes having her hair pulled while she's being fucked doggy.

>>38740135
>>38739995

and conversely, would you ever meet up with someone from britfeel if they were gay and looking to have a bit of bum fun?

>>38740151

Nah. Nor to hang out TBQH.
Anon is comfy.

>>38740124
peanus weanus. haha PEANUUS WEANUUS

>>38739742
>Sophie Turner
>mum
>dad
>brother
>george monbiot

>>38740115
>you shouldnt be dating
probably true.

>>38740124
it's an option i suppose.

>>38740147
would be too abrupt considering the nice conversations we've been having.

which one of you fags reported me

>>38740206
haha not me bruv, what did you do?

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>>38740088
>tfw it still feels like the late 00s/early 10s but that was almost 10 years ago now

It also didn't help when I looked at my student id from 2011 and the photos for my Irish passport and I look the same except for the hair.

>>38739995
Comeback August is going to happen in Novermber at the very earliest

>>38740223
posted a dic pic but not for gay reasons

>>38740171

Good luck for comeback august ebin

>>38740235
haha get fucked bum boi

Am I allowed to make jokes while in therapy?

>>38740230
>it's actually comeback august 2018

>>38740228
>soon it will be the twenties

>>38740114
Cause someone thinks he is holder of the keys and thinks if he put it out there it would get filled up with forced memes. Which hasn't happened even with one been out there.

>>38740171
good luck with your turn around. maybe you will meet up with some britfeel lads when you're more confident or at least that is what i am hoping.

>>38740250
Not really still here also i was replying to some edgy fag who wanted to eat human meat.

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>>38740279

I'm hoping that one day he will take up cubing and join the speecubing community. road leila

>>38740269
You can stop now anon
thanks

I sure hope you lads are watching Kevin & Perry Go Large, right now.

>>38740344
Excuse me, Mr and Mrs Patterson. Could I have a jam sandwich please?

>>38740344
shut it you ginger twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AVZLjvjeTE
great robot tier movie

>>38740344
Spoilers: they lose their virginities.

>>38740381
Spoiler: So have most of /britfeel/

>you will never go to Ibiza with the /britfeel/ lads

>>38740405
>Ibiza

It's Maga now you donkey

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>>38739995
I believe in you lad!!!

>>38740405

Wouldn't wanna go to ibiza desu, but wouldn't mind doing an event with the britfeel lads

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>>38740405
Oh god, imagine how awkward it'd be. Everyone would bring laptops and not want to leave the hotel room.

>>38740398
haha yeah

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>>38740398
lie's
>>38740405
how about skegness

>>38740426
>and not want to leave the hotel room.
if we had booze and pool access this would be a good thing

>>38739742
1. Francois Truffaut
2. Douglas Adams
3. Justin Trudeau
4. Django Reinhardt
5. Helena Bonham Carter

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WHlTE RANGE ROVER BLOWIN' TREES ALL IN IT

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>>38740424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuhwGvwIn_A
/r/UnitedKingdom meetup in London. Would it look like this?

>>38740444
I mean the actual hotel room not the hotel.

>>38740435
>how about skegness

that's more like it

>>38740370
Can't remember the last time I had a jam sandwich.

Unless jam on toast counts.

>>38740473
i am serious my family has a comfy caravan there

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Thread drama edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>38740315
That would be cool. I'm hoping he takes up boxing or any combat sports for that matter because I know how much it will help him

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>thought I'd been asleep for several hours
>not even midnight

ah yes

>>38740405
Can't imagine if this would be great or awful. Could go either way haha

>>38740496
Love me a Jam or Lemon Curd sandwich. That said do you lads prefer a Jam Tart or a Lemon Curd tart?

>>38740525
damn what a throwback, albeit to something that never happened

Person who watched Aot season one here?

>>38740344
all we wanna do is do it

>>38740543
What a utter bellend you are. I'm sure you will find nice people over on /soc/ or reddit. Cunt.