/britfeel/

First for comfy NEETboys.

>tfw found a dollar on the sidewalk
Pretty good day, my fellow Brits

>>38551267
Girl I am talking to has seen my message and not replied for over an hour. What are the chances she has decided to ghost me.

>>38551344
Wait a minute....something ain't right here lads

Found some nail clippers so I can cut them properly instead of butchering them with blunt scissors. Feelsgoodmango.

lads are goths still a thing?

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>>38551371
I smell something... it smells... like... burgers?

>>38551387
Not outside of goth bars, laddo.

really enjoy /r9k/ 2bh

>>38551400
baka desu

Can I wear all black or mostly black and just be morbid in general or something?

did that guys gf tell him she cheated on him yet?

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>>38551411
Ahem... Please

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>>38551380
I'm sure you'll get it lad anyway, nice subject too - what made you want to pick mathematics?

>>38551411

/r9k/ is shit, but back in 2014 it used to be as comfy as britfeel is today

I'd like to hear the argument for keeping the homeless, and not just rounding them up.

It's fine, I've got all night.

I'd like to hear the argument for keeping NEETS, and not just rounding them up.

It's fine, I've got all night.

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>>38551470
Computer Science
Enjoy it and already it has a bunch of involvement in my life

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Good evening lads, welcome to another edition of /britbrawl/. Tonight we have Coffee v Tea.

Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted coffee beans, which are the seeds of berries from the Coffea plant. Coffee is slightly acidic and can have a stimulating effect on humans because of its caffeine content. It can be prepared and presented in a variety of ways (e.g., espresso, French press, cafe latte, etc.). It is usually served hot, although iced coffee is also served. The earliest credible evidence of coffee-drinking appears in the middle of the 15th century in the Sufi shrines of Yemen. It was here in Arabia that coffee seeds were first roasted and brewed in a similar way to how it is now prepared.

Tea is an aromatic beverage commonly prepared by pouring hot or boiling water over cured leaves of the Tea Plant, an evergreen shrub native to Asia. Tea originated in Southwest China, where it was used as a medicinal drink. It was popularised as a recreational drink during the Chinese Tang dynasty, and tea drinking spread to other East Asian countries. Portuguese priests and merchants introduced it to Europe during the 16th century. During the 17th century, drinking tea became fashionable among Britons, who started large-scale production and commercialisation of the plant in India to bypass the Chinese monopoly. There are a number of varieties, including black (normal) tea, green tea, and oolong tea.

Here's the strawpoll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13507258

FIGHT!

>>38551475
>round up anyone without a job
>unemployment hits zero
>the people who do the rounding up are now out of work
>hire new people to round them up
continue til we're all dead

>>38551537
Is there even an argument to be had here lads, come on

>>38551518
>Computer Science
Like pottery. Nah, I wish you all the best anon

>>38551537
If it's just normal Coffee then Tea wins honestly

>>38551475
I'm not sure you realize how fucking hard it is to get a position if you don't have a college degree and no experience.
That's fine though, keep looking down on people from your normalfag high heels.

>>38551590
>college degree
>college
YANKS OUT

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>>38551537
Coffee tastes like depression.
Tea tastes like hope.

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>>38551537
Yes boys I've been waiting for this

obviously coffee

>>38551615
Jeez, are you minoring in being a jerkass?

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Feeling pretty confident with using Leo on Tekken now. Managed to win a few online matches too!

>>38551537
Tea. Lots of flavours to choose from. Like iced peach tea the most tbqh

>>38551537
I usually have coffee desu but if I'm having biscuits I'll make a cup of tea to dip them in. Although, can't go wrong with a nice chamomile tea before bed.

>>38551629
>minoring
YANKS OUT

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>>38551576
>Like pottery.
>mrw
Wanted a decent course around Soft. Engineering but for example:
Kingston, the final year Programming module:
"Explain the similarities and differences in the operations necessary for input from and output to a file, a stream and a database.
Apply appropriate exception handling to ensure failsafe operation of programs."
Literally toddler tier

>>38551625
OUT
OF
THIS
THREEEEAD

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>>38551537
>prefer coffee
>voted for tea.

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im going to be so fed up if this girl has ghosted me. the last girl i was talking to ghosted me after she seen my picture it was retarded and made no sense.

near enough all the girls i start talking to ghost me even though they seem keen.

Engineeringlads riddle me the following: do I specialise in electronic or aero?

>>38551666
Electronic
Planes are shit and need to be destroyed as a concept

>>38551464
>just rounding them up.
a-and doing what with them?

>>38551652
What do you expect mate, it's kingston

>>38551683
Just a bit of a friendly gathering, innit, nowt serious

>>38551537
For me, it's a lovely cup of tea

I'd like to hear the argument for keeping jews, and not just rounding them up.

It's fine, I've got all night.

>>38551576
>>38551582
>>38551620
>>38551625
>>38551642
>>38551657
None of these have the (You) next to them for me, wtf man I feel robbed

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>>38551684
You're spot on honestly but Chester didn't bother replying so it got auto cancelled and its the only OK uni that would have me besides Bolton/Derby which are miles away

>>38551713
Anywhere else on this website and id take this comment seriously

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>>38551656
Is my opinion really that contrarian here? And here I was thinking my fellow robots enjoyed a nice cup of java

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>>38551707
demise demise 25

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>>38551739
Mwuahahahaha, I stole your (You)s boy, what are you gonna do about it.

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rate my beard lads

>>38551537
I have never drunk tea or coffee. I'm not a slave to the caffeinated jew

>>38551750
Good, because it wasn't serious. I don't really have all night

>>38551779
similair to mine probably a bit shit
also enjoy your ban

>>38551682
>Planes are shit and need to be destroyed as a concept
yeah I reckon so, I do enjoy the aero modules more however
so I'm torn between pragmatism and idealism toobyhooby :/
thanks for the (you)

>>38551787
>using jew as an isult
Are you from /pol/ or the middle east?

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>>38551779
the crimson chin

got nothin on ebin tho

>>38551811

As long as it's only 24 hours I'll cope

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Had a haircut today lads.

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>>38551707
>>38551771
Milk Cat 131

>>38551460
i feel like /r9k/ also feel my pain

Gonna wash my face and neck then have my last joint.

>>38551636
will you be my gf if i take you out shopping for a nice dress?

>>38551837
Well go on then lad let's see haha

>>38551837
I need a haircut. Im going on holiday to mexico in 4 days and my hair is already way to long

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>>38551821
>tfw a weeb called you this a few times before you threatened him

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Riker 1

Think I'n gonna go out on another /nightwalk/ tonight, last night's one was enjoyable. Though I feel like I'll quickly get bored having exhausted all the routes around me. /nightwalk/ anon, do you have this problem?

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Lads how do stomp out feelings for my oneitis? It's been driving me mental over the past couple of weeks.

>>38551887
I would join you but it is absolutely pissing it down right now.

>>38551871
Wrong thread? If not, then:

He better be in the new star trek series in a time travel episode or something

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>>38551892
kill her
kill her
kill her
kill her
jodie foster will love you

>>38551868
>he threatens people when they try to engage in banter with him
what an autist

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I'm looking at some pretty depraved stuff to get a boner, but I'm not fapping. I can't really explain this sensation. I guess I just really like boners.

>>38551892
you been rejected yet lad?

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>>38551921
Don't lewd E.E you DEGENERATE

>>38551892
>Ask her out
>get rejected
>move on

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another wild saturday going on here lads, someone stop me

>>38551911
He is being replaced by a woman in order to make the show more gender balanced. You don't have a problem with that, right? Or are you a... misogynist?

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>>38551940
TAKE THE HAIR OUT YOU CRETIN

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>>38551940
>friday night ben and jerrys while playing (vanilla) world of warcraft
I haven't changed since I was 11 desu
have a comfy one lad :)

>>38551940
>irn bru
what a fucking chav
>tangfastics
ah yes, I too like to not enjoy sweets when I eat them

>>38551947
You mean in the new series the 1st officer is a woman? So what?

>>38551940
madman

i'm drinking beers and gonna roll a joint soon

>>38551970
oh shit wait it's saturday

>>38551974
aww didiums, are they too tangy for you little baby mouth, poor boy

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>>38551931
I'll lewd whatever the fuck I want.

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>>38551921
If you get a boner it's a signal that you should probably fap.

It's only bad if you just decide to fap out of nowhere even though your dick isn't hard.

>>38551982
>he doesn't get the reference to the new doctor who being a woman
ffs lad

>>38551914
But I don't want to be thrown in the slammer.
>>38551925
>>38551935
Haven't been rejected yet but I'm shitting it. She's a literal 10/10 for me (still down to earth though) and as we've known each other for ages it feels like it would be weird.

>>38552007
I dont watch Dr who, sorry lad

>>38551994
>hurr me big strong man i eat sour sweets
bet you eat your steak extra rare too faggot

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Halo Reach is the GOAT.

>>38552029
You're not a robot without a drinking or drug habit

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>>38552003
You are not a very nice person

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>>38551871
Riker 2

>>38552032
neither do I but it's been in the news recently because controversy

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>>38552024
you wont be thrown in the slammer if you look cool whilst you do it

>>38552034
i tear strips of meat off my fresh kill and eat them raw, bet you really on mummy super market to coddle you your whole life

>>38552045
Game of asshole teenagers?

>>38552029
>trimmed pubes
you set up the date with tilde then? planning to get one in on the first date?

>>38552045
Halo 3 is better you fool

>>38552051
i think he gets honorary status for being a poo picker

>>38551940
Absolutely supreme taste lad.

>>38552034
the true robot is /straightedge/ and rejects the nectar of the proles

>>38551940
>gum
>tangfastics
you can't just mix those you madman

>>38552073

A bit. However no one has used a public mic on XBL since 2010 so it doesn't matter.

>>38552083

Yeah, but I think there's only about 9 Mexican children playing it these days.

>>38551940
Why do you eat all your sweets in disposable things? Don't you have any proper tableware lad?

>>38552077
haha yeah lad I will awkwardly greet him? and try reach out for his hand but fumble around then i'd hope he'd wrap his hands around me or vice versa and we just hug and forget about everything or we both put on thigh highs and timestamp a pic on britfeel for (you)s haha

>>38552089
top lad

>>38552123
I eat my tangfastics then chew my gum after

>>38552136
haha will you please stop humble bragging on here thanks

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>>38551344
excuse me mate, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave

>>38552136
>or we both put on thigh highs and timestamp a pic on britfeel for (you)s haha
this pls
show awkward cute things too desu

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>Haven't played any video games in over 2 weeks
>Still browse /v/ daily
I feel like I only ever come there for the off topic threads.

>>38552128
unironically autism maybe I don't use kitchenware that has already been used. I use disposable everything. Metallic cutlery ruins the taste of my food and I can only taste/feel the texture of it and if the plates aren't cleaned well I'll taste traces of whatever was on it last. Its just easier and feels better for me to use plastic/paper stuff although it costs money but I get neetbux for it anyway

>>38552152
I'm just joking though, thats not planned at all. Its an ironic reaction

>>38552163
ask him

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>>38552136
>I eat my tangfastics then chew my gum after

two submissive guys is a limp hand shake in sex form

>>38552136
Just wrap your arms around the back of his head and pull him in for a snog. Bonus points for having a sad/innocent/longing look in your eyes as you do it.

>>38551537
we all know what wins, but what the question really boils down to is what's the best teabag?

PG vs Yorkshire Tea

>having sex with gf
>lights off, hard to see things
>she slaps me
>hand misses cheek and catches my mouth instead
>upper lip forced into teeth so hard that the skin inside started to peel off
>now have two massive ulcers right where my canines are

holy shit this hurts lads, and it wasn't even a hard slap

>>38551537
suppose this is a good filter desu

>>38552215
Yeah I hope it fucking hurts normalfag

>>38552215
HAHA, SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR DATING AND BEING HAPPY YOU FUCKING NROMIE

>>38552199
a limp handshake is two submissive guys in handshake form

>>38552212
oi i'll ask the questions round here you cheeky cunt

>>38552248
a form is two limp guys in submissive handshake

>>38551940
wow fuckin hell, easy on there lad

Day 79 since contracting oneitis

>>38552286
it doesn't get better lad

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https://youtu.be/NtxV9r7xc_I?t=4m36s
fucking h-o-w-l-i-n-g lads

>anon made a thread
hahahaha
>>38547603

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>nearly midnight
>still haven't got out of bed
how can I live like this

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>>38552286
at least she knows that you exist lad

>>38552269
don't you call me a cheeky cunt mate, i'm alot of things but i'm no cheeky cunt, alright?

>>38552308
Isn't this the pretentious dickwad who hated Souls series and then pretended to like it when it got popular?

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Why do even fucking anime autists have wives or gfs and I don't?

>>38552286
now this is a throwback lad

>>38552321
I envy you

t. wageslave

>>38552335
not a clue, just found the clip around 4mins in and found it hilarious

>>38552335
I think he got btfo when playing Demon's Souls but when Dark Souls got really popular reviewed it and pretended to love it.

>>38552343
BECAUSE WE ARE CURSED REEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THIS RIDE THIS SI THE WORST RIDE

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>>38552343
Cause they are good looking and you aren't

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1 VOTE

V
O
T
E

>>38552343
What's wrong with anime dude?

Fucking hell lads just found out all the random people I hung out with in uni still do stuff together even though we graduated years ago.

As soon as we all left I never heard from any of them ever again.

Roughly half of your council tax bill goes to fund carers and care homes for senile old people

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tfw no cute gf tbchwy lads

>>38552343
>>38552363
girl will date some right tits. our problem is that we dont approach women or try enough.

>>38552045
>All those ablities added
That's not why I played Halo 3 every school night until the early morn. Never took to it.

>>38552386
statistically they are most likely not good looking.

>>38552410
rotta is a god

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>>38552387
Lmao enjoy your gay tea you fucking drinklets

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>>38552286
Describer her anon...

Ebin roughly when is this date with tilde

my wee wee is very hard /britfeel/.

>>38552034
I find it hilarious how the whole of 4chan made fun of mouth dribbling mongs eating well done steaks until they learned le God emperor did it. This place is so cucked by Don.

Why did old people overwhelmingly vote Brexit? Can't imagine it was because of the idea of the EU, do they legit just hate foreigners of any description?

>>38551771
Is that Ebin's wall in the gas chamber behind Cilla?

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>>38552408

Can you imagine a world where the council tax bill is 575 bong a year for a band C property, this man can.

>>38552485
Could Ebin be a time travelling Jewish man?

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>>38552503
>tfw all of his weight loss was from starving in a kike camp
it all makes sense now. only by preying to grandfather nurgle did he live.

>>38552503
Dr Jew?

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>>38552441
aboslute patrician lad

>>38552479
Majority of brexit voters only cared about immigration, they can't name any laws that were 'inhuman' or whatever that needed to be destroyed. A lot of those voters were also retards who think it would stop pakis and pajeets flooding in because Pakistani is part of the EU innit mate.

>>38551931
Imagine being Ashens and thinking you have it made reviewing poundland tat, seems so easy
then 10 years later you're still reviewing poundland tat, every few days you have to go into poundland and buy whatever crap you haven't already reviewed because you have done almost everything, the staff look at you weird because you are in here at least once a week buying stupid shit, view count dropping, no future

>>38552532
YOU FUCKING WHAT MATE
this had better be fake tilde

>>38552577
whats wrong with it? I mean I don't know if it'll happen or not but it might

>>38552568
Go back to /leftypol/ you boring cunt.

>>38551931
>He didn't lewd E.E. during the escort mission in MGS2

>>38552600
Ah I forgot about that law. Checkmate.

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>>38552532
What did you just say about my waifu?

>>38552479
Old people don't understand why protectionism is necessary but also don't realise that we'll still have to sign protectionism agreements with whoever our new trade partners may be, which is looking like no one at this point.

>>38552666
Don't worry mate the yanks will sign a deal with us, one that will completely fuck us over and allow their big companies to buy everything of worth here.

An old bloke I was talking to just after the vote legitimately thought we'd start making all our own tools, ships and cars again. Designed and made in Britain. Bit mad really.

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Threadly reminder that /britfeel/ is past its prime and should be left to die

>tfw ebin was the one shitting over my waifu anonymously all of this time

>>38552532
Will you record the sechs for us lonely homos to tug one off to?

my gf broke up with me lads. who wants to see her tits

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>>38552024
get rejected like the other anon said, it will take about 1 or 2 years to really be over her, depending on your brain structure

that or find someone else who will let you put the benis in

either way you'll never look at women the same after it happens

>>38552751
yeah ofcourse, can't forget that

>>38552758
>he wants to be done for revenge pron

>>38552780
Gizza preview of you in some thigh highs.

>>38552767
>you'll never look at women the same after it happens

Give it to me straight doc

>>38552758
I for one do not.

>>38552479
Not sure about old ones but the young lads here did so because it will magically make all these pakis who have already been in England for decades disappear because /pol/ told them. Just ask Ebin he's one of their dumb dogs who barks when slapped.

>>38552751
>>38552780
also sex won't be happening, I misread the post I thought you wrote "sesh" as in session

>>38552813
don't have any yet desu, need to shave my legs again too

>>38552740
Not all him atleast, I've made fun of waifuposters too you're a cliquey group of oddballs.

>>38552758
lad.. we're on the internet. We can get tits wherever we go

>>38552853
Get on it like a car bonnet mate.

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>>38552595
ffs ebin you're really hurting my feelings, you know I have a crush on you

>tfw cucked by tilde

I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemies

17,098 steps today
starting to wonder how long I can keep this up

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Keep it comfy, lads.

>>38552719
You never know, we might get lucky like the gooks.

They signed a trade deal to promote automotive trade with the US and then Kia shot to popularity and became a household name in the states, and later here, because they're cheap as chips. On the flip side Koreans are nationalistic as fuck and refuse to buy anything that isn't Korean made so the yanks were sending cars over to Korea to just sit in warehouses.

Unfortunately our 90% of our politicians are borderline retarded, the other 10% don't care and are just in it to line their pockets, and I would trust the local roma beggar to secure us better trade deals.

>>38552945

Quality graph there anon

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>>38552926
h-haha s-sorry if it makes you feel any better I'm not able to meet up with anyone for months anyway desu. I still have to try improve myself a lot before I'm even able and who knows if I'll even get that far

>tfw just saw someone looking at my car but couldn't think of something to shout at him in time

He's gone now

How can I avoid this l'espirit d'escalier in the future lads

How does anyone cope with having a car parked on the street, it's so stressful

>found a tub of half full celebrations under my bed
>it's nothing but fucking bounties

I want to kill my past self for getting my hopes up

>>38552966
Thanks lad. I used to use excel but I find the graphs it produces rather soulless.

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>>38552853
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU EBINA BOI?

>>38552982
>look in peoples car windows to sort my hair out
>always get worried they'll see me and think I'm robbing their shit

Ebin already said I had "cute hands" in my cubing video. I think Tilde should think twice before he sets his heart on you lad

>>38553014
Same here lad. Doesn't help that I look like a meth addict.

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>>38552839
:3

I don't mean go the gay way silly, I mean you'll have a darker, more fatalistic worldview in general but specifically your view towards women will darken with each rejection

>britfeel earlier
>"wah tilde and ebin are ruining the thread"
>britfeel now
>multiple discussions going on with both ebin and tilde in the thread

Really makes you think

>>38552979
>he fell for the self improvement meme
What steps are you taking towards that goal?

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>>38552839
It's been 1 and a half years since my gf broke up with me and now I unrionically believe women are evil

Yet, when I see those 'You are now thinking of her. What's her name?' posts she IMMEDIATELY springs to mind. Wish she would stop popping into my mind. On the bright side she tried to contact me about 2 months ago and I totally blanked her. Was proud of myself for that

>>38553067
late night /britfeel/ is vastly superior to daytime /britfeel/

>>38553074
already took steps, started going outside, to foundation classes and stuff like that

>>38552926
Are you the co-dependent enabler?

I know it's you whose been defending Ebin!

You can do better lad

>>38553106
is desu, the posts wear thin and the casual chit chat starts

how you doing mate?

>>38553106
I'm not even awake during the day and they spazzing out and keep spamming about it

>>38552982
>l'espirit d'escalier
Can't help you but I get that literally every single conversation I'm in. It's the worst
Why can't conversations be scripted like on tv?

>>38553102
well done lad, my oneitis never contacted me again unprompted after she rejected me

wish I had your strength of character

>tfw all my mates (2) reckon I'm a potential misogynist serial killer

britfeel was a mistake, it's nothing but trash
those who identify as ebin and tilde, they sicken me deeply

can a normie in the explain to me what it's like to fall in love? I've always wanted to know.

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>>38553053
Post shoegaze qts

>>38553149
playing splatoon 2 lad, it's some good shit how about you
>>38553165
I'm usually always asleep through it but today I attempted to pull an allnighter to fix my sleeping patttern and had to witness it

>post my bombay badboy potnoodle
>get told they're shit

times have changed too much lad, bombay badboys are a /britfeel/ staple

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>slightly open my legs
>FUCKING WAFT OF DEATH

>>38553102
>>38553053
The only thing that keeps me from hating women is the the absolute true love my Mum showed my Dad.

Fuck. If i could turn back time I could have got with her but no, my autism prevailed.

>>38553187
I don't identify as a normie but I fell in love with an anime character before

>>38553187
Its like when you're having a poo and someones trying to get in the toilet and you're saying "I'm on the toilet" and they are saying "hurry up" and you say "I'm trying just fuck off" and then they are mad at you when you get out as if you could control how fast you poo.

>>38552979
how come you're allowed to talk about dating but anyone else can't

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>>38553177
one of my '''friends''' became similar. his first gf broke up with him in some kind of '''mutual break up''' just before she went to uni (he was working a min wage job). the next one cucked him. he's pretty bitter and introverted now, almost as much as I am.
>>38553239
I mean past obsessing about an idea/ character. to look her in the eyes and hold hands
>>38553242
this is brilliant

>>38553232
thats funny, I get horny when I do that and get the waft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBgRKh5ZI3c

Really wish I was in a math rock band

>>38553232
i had no idea kerry katona posts in these threads

>>38553187
you know that feeling when you knock on for someone and nobody answers but you knock again and wait maybe a minute for them to answer and then you decide to wait a few years

>>38553265
>to look her in the eyes and hold hands
I can use my imagination, idiot

>>38553225
looks like fun lad, nothing much really, just taking it easy listening to a few tracks

>>38553262
because we're not normies

>>38553274
That's a name you don't hear anymore

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>>38553225
>splatoon 2
Wish I could buy but I'm stone broke as of now
Hopefully I'll have some spare cash for Mario Odyssey

>>38553318
>google it
>get this
http://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/news/kerry-katona-sends-fans-into-a-frenzy-after-photo-of-her-feet/

ah yes

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>>38553274
Dead me-

hmm

>>38553187
It is brilliant, ridiculous ecstasy mixed with crushing despair

addicted to lana del rey lads

I just can't stop listening to her. Do any anons here like her, or at least particular songs or albums?

>>38553307
isn't dating a normie act?

>>38553339
>'Get some Nutella on them an I'll lick it off ' said another.

>>38553372
The only female artist I give a single fuck about is Bjork

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You lads done your pushups today?

killing myself tonight it's been fun lads

>>38553187
It's fucking awful, because you eventually get dumped and you literally wish you were dead

Unless you're a normie and can quickly jump into the next persons bed to get over it.

>>38553394
cheers then

>>38553372
Not familiar with her outside of the songs she did with The Weeknd. Anyone else think she kinda looks like Bruce Jenner though?

>>38553373
yeah most of the time

>>38553394
don't do it etc etc

>>38553373
Correct, let's stop talking about dating

>>38553394
May I ask why? You're not the anon whose BF broke up after 5 months are you? Or the one whose American gf broke it off?

i dont think women are evil. i think they are just stupid and dont understand any of our problems. they dont know how awkward it is approaching the opposite sex and half of the time they make it more difficult for us with out realising it.

even most normies barely ever approach women because they dont know what they are doing. its only like 5% of guys that will easily approach women and they are normally dickheads that dont give a fuck and women assume all guys are like this.

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>>38553372
normies always eemed to regard her in a 'yass queen slayy' kind of way, so I was scared off. I would probably like it, I have to imagine so anyway.
>>38553394
pls no I need your (you)s
>>38553390
going to make a start on this tomorrow
>>38553404
>>38553358
it it ever worth it? the good for the bad?

>>38553394
https://youtu.be/OtSgycsIh0s

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>>38553390
Nope but I've been failing fucking miserably at my diet.

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>>38553441
I haven't spoken to a woman apart from my mum in over 4 years but at least I don't go through some crazed mental gymnastics to try and justify it.

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Had a good time listening to that playlist yesterday Ebin, cheers

>>38553390
I'd ask you to add me to the list but I don't want to be a pisstake, I'll just track my own progress

>>38553444
Honestly... I don't think it's worth it in the long run

However, you get complacent and think "next time, maybe it won't end so badly" so the cycle repeats

Like how women forget about how awful pregnancy is once they've spawned.

Mate is randomly sending me pictures of cats and is acting generally weird

Quite confused and scared right now

>>38553470
>weighing yourself everyday
The surest way to lose motivation

>>38553441
you must have a hard life

So high I'm retarded lads

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>>38553505
Come on mate don't be a larry loner

>>38553534
I believe you
>>38553509
giv him the hug

>>38553441
You're completely correct. Enjoy the ride, because it's going to be bumpy

>>38553539
r-remind me about what good form is?

>>38553527
why would you say that?

ori ori

>>38553539
Alright then lad, I'll do some pushups tomorrow and let you know. Are you tracking for just one set or total pushups done in a session?

>>38553444
>it it ever worth it? the good for the bad?
Very tough to say. I was honestly like I was bipolar (corroborated by my therapist). At the time I said I didn't know how I could ever live without these insane highs, but now that it's gone life is far, far, far blander. Normal life now feels like shit in comparison. It was basically just like a drug. I think if I had the choice though I would have never dated her so that I could retain my childhood optimism, which was killed when she left

>>38553518
Is doing it weekly better?

>>38551345
solid 99% chance of getting ghosted.

>>38553539
Nice guitar mane.

>>38553433
Because I'm severely depressed, sorry I'm neither of those.

I've told a friend to post me on faces of suicide DoD should be 23rd July cya lads

>>38553409
cheers mate

>>38553539
I don't have the mental motivation to do the exercise. im hoping it will come one day.

have to use my mobile data because virgin media is too shit to provide a working broadband

>>38552212
Yorkshire tea obviously

t.Yorkshire lad

>>38553599
One set to the max, nice and simple

>>38553583
A proper pushup is where you have your feet together, your back straight, your hands shoulder-width apart, your hands turned out 45 degrees, and as you lower yourself to the ground you keep your elbows at a 45 degree angle to your body (rather than flaring them out). You lower yourself low enough that your nose is or is almost touching the ground. Then you push yourself up to the starting position. Here's a reasonably good demonstration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFOSh8vpd6I

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>>38553390
Add me to that list starting from tomorrow, chuck.

t. cillaposter

>>38553652
I thought virgin media were supposed to be the best?

>>38553708
the dead will fear the living, cillacuck. mark my words.

>>38553390
you can add me to the list if you want but i only do 26 push ups a day, 13 when i wake up and 13 before i go to sleep, i mainly work on cardio stuff to keep losing weight

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>>38553732
Cheeky cilla post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUxn6JLwdDY

>>38553593
complaining about approaching women

>>38553776
Imagine, in 2017, and caring about whether you have a partner or not.

>>38553390

Shipanon for 18 today. Although now my arms are quite painful, I really pushed it to the limit this time. I feel so energetic, I thought I'd manage 15-16 but 18 was a surprise.

>>38553692
Just gave it a shot then actually lad. I did 16. You can put me down under the name ??????

>>38553802
Why else would you live?

>>38553834
To prove normalfags like you wrong.

>>38553776
i was just making a point about how women are unaware since people where going on about having their heart broken and thinking women are evil

>>38553834
being alone is kind of comfy if you learn to love yourself, anon

>>38553482
glad you liked it lad, its just random shit I wanted to come back to haha, should add a lot more on it and use it as an actual playlist

got a 15min ban warning for avataring again and I've barely even done it

>>38553390
Haven't been to the gym in a month so decided to do some push ups today. Managed 50 in my first set
t. skinny boi

Put me under the name Ian Curtis

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how long have you been wasting away behind a screen lads?

13 hours for me

>>38553834
>relying on other people for a reason to live
That's a quick way to suicide lad. I guess people can help but you need to be ok with yourself before any of that can even happen. Ultimately ourselves are all we have

>>38553853
i think its shit and facilitates degeneracy and eventual suicide. we get our identity and purpose from interacting with society.

>>38553444
Speaking of (You)s, I just got thirteen in a thread about donuts. The world is kind of strange sometimes.

>>38553873
9am to 1 am

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>>38553807
Well done lad, that's an awesome improvement. Consider taking tomorrow off if you're in pain. I wish I did that but I went and tried em anyway and I think I've hurt my neck, can't look to the side easily. Might have to take tomorrow off too

>>38553827
Nice lad, you're in the spreadsheet

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>>38553899
>we get our identity and purpose from interacting with society.

haha yeah imagine getting your identity and purpose from internet imageboards

>>38553873

where do I find this information anon?

>>38553895
I've tried living for myself. It doesn't work. I imagine myself at 40/50, sitting at a table alone, cooking alone, travelling alone and it kills me.

I envy true robots

>>38553906
I was thinking about recording the number that I get every day but I feel like that will lead me to shitpost even more regularly

>>38553916
I'd do this but I can't find room in my house

>>38553390

You haven't added me, you bastard.

Toll Chadswell, I wasn't messing about.

>>38553942
my house doesn't have any rooms either, Nigel took them

>>38553834
Are you actually serious? Do people genuinely hold this belief in life? I can't even imagine being this dependant on other people for happiness. It would be nice to be in a relationship but being single doesn't matter.

>>38553929
A lifetime of complete solitude is more than any of us can handle I'm sure. My point was just that people will come and go, you need to be ok with yourself in the meantime. Easier said than done I guess

>>38553929
>I envy true robots

they dont exist here. the only true robots are the likes of nietzche or fictional characters such as Zarathustra. then again, even nietzche lived with his sister or friends.

>>38553868
fuckn chad showing off

>>38553916
NightLad here, can you add me to the list?

Haven't posted in a few days coz I'm not at my computer, as for push-ups can I start tomorrow since I just had a MONSTER kebab.

>>38553924
task manager > processes

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>>38553934
Seems kind of pointless, desu. Tbh, I'm just enjoying the casual conversation about donuts I've spawned on an otherwise unrelated thread.
Here's an image from the thread, it got a bit weird for a while...

>>38553957
less pissups more pushups you cheeky cunt

>corner shop man asks how old I am

am I supposed to say? I always just pull out ID

>>38554003
that's a very educational diagram. subject did the op give the thread?

>>38553982
nietzche was a bender with an std who proposed to a women

>>38553998

It says 10 days and 8 hours, not sure why though

>>38554023
He's going to ask for your ID anyway, so might as well save your voice

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>>38553984
Stop swole shaming me

>>38553916
This should give me a bit of motivation to exercise, nice one laaa

>>38553961
Quite simple really, being around people and having friends makes me more happy than when I am alone. In that sense I guess I am reliant on others for happiness. Don't consider it a big deal though, it's just normal

>>38554008
>less pissups more pushups you cheeky cunt

What does that even mean. Just add me, I'll do my first set tomorrow morning.

>>38554024
It was one of those "creep out the cashier with three items" deals, nothing exciting. Now it's turned into people taking the piss out of some random dude who works as a cashier, so not comfy Anon. Not comfy at all.

>>38553942
Literally nowhere ebin? Try moving some stuff around

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babestation hours

jada

Anyone else always need to wipe the tip of their pennis after they piss? It feels like that last drop won't come out unless i squeeze it out then wipe it away with some loo paper.

>>38554150
Yeah, otherwise it just ferments in your foreskin, or makes a splotch on your pants

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>>38553916
just done 201 push ups in my first set.

you know the name

>>38554143
I once saw this show on a porn channel where they drove around in the back of a truck and fucked all the local, disgusting men

Was proper grim stuff

>>38554134
I could fold up my bed and move all the plastic bottles I think but it's a lot of effort haha, I don't think I can do them so I'd just plank for a bit anyway

>>38554143
Fucking gross dude fuck off

>>38554150
Yep, I dab the end on tissue paper than push the head with my fingers to get the drop out. Then I pull on the foreskin to straighten out the urethra and do it again. Then I tug on my foreskin for about 2 mins for fun. Feels good that the jews never got my peepee

>>38554143
Used to like her 10 years ago when she had tiny tits and was contracted to babestation webcam and channel 923.

Browsing through my local adoption agency, I want all of these cats :(
I need to get a job and my own place asap

Anyone here have qt pets?

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>>38554190
>I don't think I can do them so I'd just plank for a bit anyway
That's perfectly ok lad, that's how I started myself because I wasn't able to do even 1 either

come on, do it

>>38554216
preferred her with tiny tits

How does a 7/10 man go about finding a femboy/trap to love and cherish? Most dating apps/sites are for one night stands and I don't have any circles that include feminine men.

>>38554300
>I don't have any circles that include feminine men.
>7/10 man
comfy hours not chad hours

>>38554300
you're not a 7/10 don't kid yourself

Looking at dresses on /cgl/. I'm a fucking dude.

I'm not even a tranny or anything, I just think they just look nice.

>the bait was having a trap femboy fetish
It's funny because this likely means you weren't lying about anything except the bait
>he thinks he's actually 7/10

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>>38554386
We need a new attention seeking tranny. Tilde is old news and doxxed so no longer interesting.

>>38554300
As a gay man, I can tell you this for a fact

Femboys/traps are not dating material. They only care about attention, and validation which they receive through drama, and casual sex with many people.

Your best choice is a "cute" boy. Preferably one who isn't into the gay "scene". He will look like a male though, so if you're prison gay, you don't want that

tranny is your best choice... but beware the mental illnesses

If you're 7/10, stick to women mate

>>38554437
>Femboys/traps are not dating material. They only care about attention, and validation
FFS lad, we didn't need a batty to tell us that.

>>38554418
Dude, they look fucking pretty.

Gibbs that morphine though.

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>>38553873
uptime for the lads

>>38554458
Oh but you do. Prison gays only see them from a distance. They've never interacted with these parasites.

They are trash. Absolute trash

Leave them to be cumbuckets and find someone nice who wants to be loved and cherished.

>>38554482
Fair point lad, I guess the prison gays need it. Not that they will listen.

>>38554437
trannys are femboys/traps turned up to 11 on the cancer scale t b q h, they are all absolute rubbish

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I want to adopt this cute cat!

Post your pets please

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>>38554592

I adopted this one (I haven't seen him since July 19th)