/britfeel/

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What is happening fellows?

- Gary

>>38545875
what movie are we watching, boys?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13505008
http://www.strawpoll.me/13505008

Film decider.

I'm voting for the cornetto trilogy tbqh lads.

>>38545912
the hottie and the nottie

>>38545900
putting on the hottie and the nottie for the film night

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>>38545900

Give me my glasses back!

Holy hell lads there's a thicc milf with a huge shapely ass on the tube right now. Short blonde hair and blue jeans hugging her butt.

who else /drunk/ here
its a saturday night lets got on it lads

>>38545875

new song lads check it out

https://youtu.be/UFYGRQ1R7LA

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Hello lads, my name is Sexy Kev, I'm the worst wrestler in Lancashire

>>38545949
hows it going schizanon?

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Hello lads, my name is Sexy Kev, I'm the best wrestler in Lancashire

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so lads. you all looking forward to the film tonight? i know i am

remember to watch out for judaeo-Bolshevism lads

>>38541419
>>38541510
>>38541524
>wake up
>see "they" have been relentlessly posting all day

ah yes, what a suprise. Every weekend, its almost as if they don't do it at night or at work because they're normies. Don't you have dates this weekend? If your offended by suicide comments for real then I think you should do yourself a favour and go back to where they came from

>>38546012
Cheers for reminding me chief.

Lets watch Ali G mein negroes.

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>>38545921
>tfw im having a cornetto rn

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Who else is infatuated with the works of Todd Howard and Bethesda Softworks?

It's almost as if his works are influenced by a higher power!

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well this is a sticky wicket old boys.

Just worked out in the last few days that I'm gay (denial is a crazy thing)

I came out to my dad, and he said "Is that why you've been in at my boxers?" He knows I've been sniffing them lads.

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>>38546022
get that fucking trip off right now sonny

>>38546022
Why are your insults telling someone to enjoy a date?

"Why don't you have a good time you normie fucks? Bet you love life you knobheads"

>>38546050
Don't be silly, Todd is the higher power.

>>38546056
Yea, and next he's going to catch you wanking, have a "talk" and ask if you want to experiment

We've read the doujins. Be more realistic in future.

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>>38546067
>Complain about Ebin
>Ebin sleeps all day
>Still make 30+ posts faleflagging ebin for some reason

>>38546076
because when they're not bumming eachother they're spamming the thread

>>38546080
Highly doubt it. He was absolutely disgusted.

>>38546086
JeaIousy is an ugly thing

>>38546086
>Directly adressing them
You'll in for some epic for the win shitposting with your waifuposter friends tonight lad

nited kingdom mreo like the midel east

Xi and Kev, break it up, why are you acting like a pair of schoolboys?

>>38546086
Why do you care so much?
It's an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum

>>38546098
Ebin does have one point, why are autists talking about him when he's not even here? Personality obsession is bloody weird.

>>38546055
looks like we're gonna have to go with the hottie or nottie.

>>38546135
He's clearly here. He does it all the time and then plays dumb when caught out

>>38546098
Is that why you have to spam reply me and tilde all the time? Just look at the last thread, i'll link all the posts if you want. Its shocking and obvious.

>>38546133
I don't know

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>tfw richfags won't do anything for another human even if it just costs them a pound

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Friendly reminder that /britfeel/ is no longer redeemable and should just be left to die.

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>>38546079
>higher power
epin.

>>38546153
If Ebin fucked off, then Britfeel would be saved

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STOP BULLYING THE TRIPFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38546153
the thread was decent for a few hours this morning before they woke up

>>38546153

Fuck off to /int/ if you don't like it

>>38546177
I liked it for the last three years

>>38546161

Damn those bitches are tall as fuck since Todd is 6'2''.

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BULLY THE TRIPFAGS AND THE WAIFU POSTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm starting to warm to the idea to another movie night, they would most likely leave the thread for a couple of hours and wank eachother off there instead. I'd say go through with it

>>38546144
He's a NEET with a fucked sleep sch, Ebin sleeps through most of the day in my experience from lurking. Don't be one of those weirdos who thinks everyone is ebin so you must talk about him all day, people did the same with poleaboo.

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>>38546189
FUCK OFF
>ANGRY_PEPE.JPG
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38546198
>tfw Mokou will never smile very nice at you

>>38546188
>Kaley Cuoco is only 5'5"
Todd is a baby body with a mans head.

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>>38546208

>a file name literally makes him mad

>>38546153
>ebin wakes up
>thread goes to shit

>>38546199
>Don't be one of those weirdos who thinks everyone is ebin

Be one of those weirdos who thinks everyone who hates ebin is part of some super secret organisation then.

The kid is a disease and fucks up the thread at the same fucking time every single day

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>>38546124
Just some unfinished business.

- Kev xx

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>>38546208
>Not being ANGRY HELPER

Nearly choked to death on a burger listening to this, lads. It's fun, but I feel like it'd leave my dad feeling like he wasted 22 years raising me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZ8xI9YykY

wut r u lstin 2, lads?

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>>38546245
>he doesn't know 4am-8am is prime /britfeel/ hours with Ebin at he head

>>38546260
is it true that xi hired hard knock to get you?

>>38546253
>some super secret organisation then.
Mate I didn't say anything like that. I just asked why people feel the need to endlessly talk about someone they hate during the rare time he's sleeping and you hit me with 'no, he's actually here'. If you think he's here 24/7 and doesn't sleep I do think you're a weirdo desu.

>>38546280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

This unironically

>>38546297
I think ebins a weirdo for thinking there's some secret normie organisation running some hate campaign against him rather than the fact he's the biggest personality here and he's going to upset people with his hating everyone gimmick.

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>>38546296
Xi is always up to some sneaky locker room shenanigans.
Hard Knock has his own journey in life and I desperate the lad for that.

- Kev xx

>>38545921
come on lads, cornetto trilogy is way better than goldeneye desu

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>be 21
>grew up in York
>had a blast growing up
>had a decent group of friends
>partied took drugs all that
>mates start going to uni when im 18
>last bunch go when im 19
>just me and 3 close mates left in York
>still have a lot of fun
>be 21, its April 26th, 2017
>move up to Edinburgh to start a new job
>know no one up here
>have no mates
>only people I meet are girls on tinder
>only meet people once or twice then never reply to them again

I've never been so incredibly lonely in my life, I know I don't have it bad but I just want a couple of lads, no bullshit, who I can go to the pub with and play pool with.

>>38546294
>complimenting yourself in the third person
Sad!

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>>38546244
>>38546275
>these names
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THATS IT IM GOING TO END IT ALL
FUCK

>>38545875

OP, why are you so lefty?

>>38545948
yeah mate, got a shit load of tins to drink

reminder, ebin doesn't belong on /britfeel/ with all these normies.

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>>38546294
Bloody love the /nightguard/ tbqh

>>38546319
Right, sure. Can we get back to the original point though, why can't we have some peace when he's asleep? Why must he be brought up endlessly?

>>38546245
You aren't wrong actually. The last thread was surprisingly enjoyable and comfy even with the tilde doxxing efforts.

>>38543601

Huntingdon has all 3 on the high street.

Lymington has all 3 too, and those are the only two I bothered checking. I think it's too common.

Kings Lynn has two but peacocks closed down.

>>38546294
>Least normie friendly time
>People aren't spazzing out about trips/personaliites
Hmm really made me think

>>38546152
That's because when you're rich and able to buy anything you realise everything you buy doesn't make you happy or even less miserable. So when I see some guy asking for 5 quid for a game I think "that won't make you happy, even if you beat it all it'd accomplish is you being distracted for a few hours so why should I bother helping you. Especially when I get nothing in return, I might as well throw the money in the bin".

t. Richfag

>>38546397
I don't know, I'm just saying that ebin isn't exactly innocent either. He perpetuates this himself.

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>>38546378
>tfw involuntarily becoming nightguard because I lay there for hours unable to sleep
When I did get to sleep last night, 1 hour later woke up and started freaking out, had to come away and find ways to bring myself down - britfeel and youtube, got to sleep again 2 hours later then woke 2 hours after that
haha this has been for like a week running

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why do i find natalie cassidy attractive?

>>38546348
Are you implying that everyone should just use files with the 4chan unix timestamp?

>>38546407
because there's like 4 or 5 posters, of course it's going to be quiet?

>>38546304

I didn't realise anyone actually liked Linkin Park until the frontman topped himself, I assumed every else thought they were Nickelback tier too.

>>38546438
*plays trombone*

>>38546400
It's because ebin called them out. tilde didn't fall for it even though they spammed the thread so it was okay

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>take a brake from work to check /britfeel/
>dream boy posted
>thread's gone to shit

>>38546438

Ronnie O'Sullivan if he was a trap

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>>38546448
or at least not use autsie ones, like ebin has a solid format that isnt auts

>>38546451
Yeah it's great without sad little shit stirrers

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>>38546438
Because she makes you think of this man meat.

>>38546456
I think they just became a bit of guilty pleasure as opposed to full nickelback tier. That and I don't think their later albums ever got that big so they were just kinda there.

>>38546473
So basically if he had some self control to ignore it, we could have had a comfy thread?

>>38546493
ebin is the biggest shit stirrer here lol

>>38546404
Shit lad I live close to Huntingdon and Kings Lynn. If you find ebin I'll accost him in public and film it.

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>>38546486
Easier to find if they're named right and if its OC you wont name it something like P## or a timstamp

>>38546542
I'll hazard that you live in March or Ely.

>>38546596
March

It's a comfy little dead end town

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>>38546543
I-I guess
>pic related

any of you boys lonely?

https://youtu.be/khMb3k-Wwvg

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Proper craving some whole nut chocolate.

>>38546496
>>38546456
>>38546304

their first two albums where decent and catchy. they changed their sound a lot by the third album and went shit.

dont know why some metal heads hate linkin park so much though

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saw this on /v/ and thought of you lads

love you xxx

>>38546695

My local Asda stocked this great Polish chocolate one time that had big, crunchy, nuts in, but I haven't seen it since. Now all that's in the Polish section is crappy wafer things and this liquor filled stiff you need ID to buy.

>texting back and forth quickly
>reply to her one time 5 minutes late
>apparently that means she now has to pretend to be as uninterested as she thinks I am

>>38546646
Very

fw no bf

Also bored

>>38546710
The first two are solid. The later 3 have grown on me after a few listens. Hunting Party has a few okay songs on and that new album is just too much of a departure for my tastes.

I would love some more Fort Minor though. Their most recent was kinda catchy.

>>38546646
dont usually like rap but that sample is fire

Gonna go buy a 10 deck lads. What beer should I buy though?

>>38546766
>fire

please don't

>>38546732
They are aware at his possession skills. Jesus christ.

>>38546733
Asda's own whole nut chocolate is pretty nice. I would say I prefer it to cadbury's but that's not that hard these days thanks to the yanks.

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>>38546733
See if they sell these in the polish section. Absolutely god tier desu. The other flavours are great too

Did the lad who kept posting the conversation with his girlfriend ever post what she was so upset about in the end? Wanting to know if she cheated on him.

>>38546772
Good luck they only sell 20s now

>>38546810
When did that happen?

>>38546785
>>38546797

I might give those a try, I'm trying to avoid chocolate atm and their Polish "section" is literally one set of 3 foot wide shelves.

>>38546732
I knew Mario's lore was deep but holy fuck.

>>38546834
Dunno a couple months ago maybe more. Min 20 premade, min 30g of baccy. The only people it affects seem to be the casual, social smokers. Kinda shit

>>38546834
i got a 10 crate last night, anon is probaly on about 10 pack fags

>>38545932
I bet her black bf is eagerly waiting for her to get home.

>>38547024
even as a joke how fucked in the head do you have to be for that to be your very first thought on it

>Reviewed 200 previous studied chinese words
>Learned 30 new words

Today was quite productive

>>38547042

/pol/tards are the most subnormal people on 4chan, they make your average FOB /b/ poster look like a fucking Nobel laureate.

>>38547042
>Thinking it's a joke.

Women prefer black men (especially thicc women who know that black men are interested in them), it's a fact of life you're simply going to have to get used to.

>>38546943
Fucks sake. Might as well smoke cigars full time now then.

>>38546946
Nah I meant I'm buying fags but I didn't know what beer to get. Settled for Stella.

>>38547116
that makes absolutely no sense. it's probably a lefty "rubbing diversity in the face of the right"

>>38547119
>>38547024
If you're not an American than you really need to sort your life out

>>38547199
yes exactly, a lefty has come on over to /britfeel/ to try and talk about black men being superior, this makes total sense and isn't just someone shitposting to try and get a reaction out of people on 4chan at all

>>38547119
Seek help, talk to people, or admit you're a homosexual who lusts after black guys.

Starting to really hate Americans if I'm being honest lads.

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What is everyone doing right this instant

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Sucks being a degenerate. I can only find like 10 pictures of my particular fetish (it's disgusting in 3D), and even literotica doesn't have much on it

>>38547273
Downloading porn.

>>38547274
Whats your fetish mate?

>>38547273
Trying to jerk off to Symmetra and being disappointed in the porn of her. Think I will just load up the game and fap to her dancing animations.

>>38547024
>>38547042
>>38547116
>>38547238
>>38547256
She was with her WHITE husband. Milfs with black bfs is a meme, only gutter trash single mothers get with black guys.

TILDE IS A POLISH GIRL

>>38547273
gonna go tesco and buy a pizza and garlic bread, some minstrels and haribo and a bottle of coke. Then come here to complain about why anon hasn't set up film night. Then perhaps set up a few games of board game online for the lads.

>>38547274
yeah come on lad, you gotta tell us now, dont worry, you're among fellow weridos

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>>38547331
delete this quickly, don't let them know

>>38547273
Waiting for rice to boil cause the pakis forget to deliver it with me curry

>>38547273
Waiting in a car outside my bf's house, we're gonna get take away when he comes out

>>38547274

>literotica
Good taste lad

>>38547273
waiting for a kebab that i could have made for a fraction of the price and it would have been healthier to arrive

>>38547273
>What is everyone doing right this instant
just had a spliff, watching a shit tv show

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>>38547331
Proofs. I want to believe.

>>38547274
interested in knowing what could only possibly have 10 images of something in 2d, i assume what you meant to say was 10 good images

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>>38547273
Listening to Xiu Xiu Plays Music from Twin Peaks and shit posting on /r9k/ while writing a shitty short story and worrying about my apointment with the GP on monday about my feeling low and angry all the time.

i believe there is about a 40% chance tilde is a real girl.

60% of me does not believe tilde is a girl because "he" fancies ebin.

Why is it always fat ugly mothers who are afraid of being raped or think all men are potential pedos

>>38547331
>>38547342
False. We have seen his legs and hands, and if he's a polish girl, he is a polish girl who has worked in the fields all his life.,

>>38547390
Tilde has stated he is a guy. He has posted pics of his man features, and is currently transitioning (badly). Tilde is a figment of Britnormies imagination.

I'm sick of hearing about this Charlie baby. Just let the thing die ffs, put it out of its misery

>>38547409
the carpets of trafficking brothels can be a bit rough on the hands of pole girls

>>38546022
I'm spending my Saturday cuddled up with my bf while you sit alone in your mold encrusted room

Enjoy!

>>38547389
Are you the Xiu Xiu anon from yesterday? What's your favourite album of theirs?

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>>38547274
IKTF. Wish I had a fetish with a stockpile of images/vids to enjoy whenever instead of having to find boys to do it online.

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>>38547273
Playing Diablo III with one hand while watching King of the Hill and drinking cold lemonade.

Very ridiculously majorly comfy right now.

>>38547454
enjoy your fake happiness, i'll be the one laughing when the facade crumbles and someone gets cucked. don't forget to blog about it here like the others

>>38547454
Why would you come to 4chan if you had a happy life?

>>38547436
Agreed. The baby is braindead, and will die soon regardless. I as a parent couldn't continue dragging it on. It'd be horrible. I've said before that if my kid came out a downie I don't know how I could cope, never mind the whole charlie situation. The parents are the worst cunts as well, they are clearly in it for media now. Expect a book every year like the McCanns and that James Bulger cunt's maw.

>>38547273
listening to chill choons and thats it desu.
Considering buying more of the Tokyo Ghoul mangas but its an expensive hobby

>>38547199
/pol/ were the cucks who ensured BLACKED became a meme on 4chan by never shutting up about their bbcs

>>38547436
I don't get what the debate is.

It's gonna die anyway, why not let them try whatever weird American medical process they want. It's retarded.

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>>38547331
This type right?

>>38547406
they secretly want to be raped as it would be their only real chance of passionate sexual encounters, so they act tsundere about rape

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>>38547273
was planning on laying down for a bit because I feel disgusting after eating salami and I don't want to be awake.

Might try play tekken again later, what character should I try? bare in mind i'm beyond awful and lost to AI last time I tried

>>38547474
I never thought of that. That would require me typing out paragraphs of RP though and I just want to wank and then feel shame afterwards

>>38547460
Yeah I'm the same guy.

And Knife Play. I know it's the go to best album, but it's the go to for a reason. It's also the first Xiu Xiu album I listened too. Been a fan since 2004 when I finally started moving away from generic teenage 'alt-kid' bands like Sonic Youth and Mogwai and tried to find new stuff. It also helped 2004 was probably when I came to use the internet as the globalisation tool it was and discovering things that weren't huge over here.

>>38547533
It's so annoying, can't sit in a park without a hambeast mother looking at me like a hawk so she can jump down my throat if I even glance at her kids

>>38547489
>enjoy your fake happiness,

why does this fake happiness only apply to people who want relationships? its like saying people only read books or play games to give themselves fake happiness

you sound like such a child

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>>38547547
Tbh I want to play Nier: Automata but I'm both shit and I need to be in the right mood to play it or I won't enjoy it hahah

>>38547436
Epitome of normie behaviour is keeping something braindead alive that's entire existence might be suffering just because it makes them feel better about themselves.

>>38547489
Oh I am enjoying him tonight Ebin, sounds like you're jealous haha

The only male interaction you get is your brother sneezing into your food. Must be lovely smashing up your room like a feral baboon! I'm out, he's almost done in the shower so I'll be signing off for now!

>>38547499
>Considering buying more of the Tokyo Ghoul mangas but its an expensive hobby
How many is there lad?

I'm not a manga fag, but I buy comics (I usually get the trade paperbacks.) I'm currently collecting the new editions of Hellblazer, and the Judge Dredd Complete Case Files.
I just finished Sandman, Animal Man, Transmetropolitan and Preacher. I normally just buy 2 comics a pay (or 4 comics a month).

@38547273

11 (you)s, you really farmed that one well

>>38547273
I'm listening to the Bauhaus cover of Ziggy Stardust and about to eat my dinner

>>38547274
Is it castration?

>>38547454

You are spending Saturday with your gay bf? We are all automatically having a better Saturday than you, lad

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>>38547574
because most relationships are built upon people faking their personality and hiding traits/secrets from each other. This will begin to crumble as they unpeel their real selves during the "relationship". This usually happens after marriage/having a kid during normal hetero relationships but in gay degenerate relationships it'll probably happen very quickly since they're all cockhungry degenerates. Its why I don't feel envious over it because I know it'll end in tears for them eventually

TILDE PLEASE DATE ME YOU ARE BEST POLISH GIRL

Would any of you like an Indian gf?

what time does film night start lads

>>38547578
>but I'm both shit
what? on normal it's pretty easy, on easy mode it literally plays it's self

>>38547639
Does she know how to poo in a loo?

>>38547633
i thought you were a virgin

>>38547495
Because he's not really happy with his bf.

T. A man who has friends, a job, a girlfriend and girls who want to fuck him, but is ultimately still an unhappy cunt.

>>38547454
>Shitposting angrily on 4chan trying to rile up a smelly NEET instead of not being a millenial fuck and switching off your phone
I feel bad for your bf desu

>>38547639
i don't care what race as long as they have a cute face, nice tits and a pussy

>>38547454

You probably have to gargle a massive concoction of psychoactive meds just to prevent yourself from going over the edge. I guarentee ebin has a better life than you

>>38547633
How many relationships have you been in ebin? You seem to know a lot!

>>38547639
god yes, yes I would so much

>>38547661
I'm a KHHV forever friendless neet

>>38547666
I'm going to shitpost here while with my gf too. What about it?

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>>38547639
>Would any of you like an Indian gf?
an Indian girl in my maths class definitely fancied me, she did look a bit like mia khalifa. I still prefer cletic/ eastern euro girls, but I#d take anything at this point. Obviously it ended with me being an autist.

https://youtu.be/nN_x9o8MV1o
notice anything strange about the "romans" in this video lads?

>>38547454
Mate you're spending your Saturday night bragging to a lad who picks shit out his arse

Don't think anyone is jealous

>>38547600
I think 14 desu.
I bought Attack on Titan quite a bit back, got quite a few normally and it was fun and nice to read, then I got the cheaper Colossal Editions which are NOT comfy to read at all but have a fucktonne of content.
I'm currently out of work so I can't really justify breaking into my savings and buying a few regularly despite it being a really good read :(
Normal comics wise I've a Special Edition Fantastic Four from 1st May 1984

>>38547679
0 because I'm not stupid and desperate enough to cycle through 20 people before hitting a jackpot just for it to fail

>>38547644
>tfw played it on easy.

I turned off the auto attack etc... though, fuck that.

I just play most games on easy these days. What with work and other things I just like playing casually through games.

If the game has no difficulty I'll play it normally though.

Last game I played was Shin Megami Tensei 2. Had fun with it despite it's difficulty levels. Knda wish it was easier though so I could have beaten it quicker.

>>38547693
>comments disabled
Shame. I raked up a fair few replies and likes on my last comment on a stupid BBC video.

god, if ebin and tilde really are characters then this is the most elaborate story ever told.

>>38547549
Could be worth a try one day if you commit to edging for hours. I fap soley to what the boy is doing/writing desu, I hate reading my parts/encouragement.

>>38547693
I always knew Romans had Kangz rather than Emperors, lad

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>>38547693
why are feelings more important than accuracy

>>38547687
Just really sad imo. I couldn't imagine spending time on this shithole when with my bf.

>>38547715
>0 because I'm not stupid and desperate enough to cycle through 20 people before hitting a jackpot just for it to fail
0 because no girl wants a guy with as little ambition of you and mouldy walls. Even your excuses scream desperate virgin.

>>38547743
ANTI BULLY RANGERS WILL FIND YOU

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>>38547743
>girl

well if they don't like me then so be it, they're whores who just want to date someone with status - I'd rather not bother even if I had status

>>38547693
we literally pay for this to be made, jesus fuck

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>>38547644
Boss fights fuck me up dude.. the first one on the bridge took me a fucking decade
>tfw

>>38547557
Is it their go to best album? I thought A Promise and Fabulous Muscles were...my vote goes to La Foret or A Promise, Knife Play was a bit too abrasive for me

Their run from 2002-06 is one of the best ever though, absolute quality albums and one every year. Unreal

>>38547777
Nice quads. Also I don't, I don't own a tv.

can someone start a movie night so these "posters" can go wank eachother off somewhere else?

>>38547633
>because most relationships are built upon people faking their personality and hiding traits/secrets from each other.

some people do but not most. most people are more open with their partner than their friends. being intimate with someone makes them more likely to be open about their feelings. people in ancient greece would sometimes become lovers with people just to get secrets out of them.

also, everyone is a bit cautious about some things because they are afraid of being judged. you probably dont understand because you have never had close friends or a relationship. how do you think your friends would react if you told them you finger your ass? it does not make the relationship fake happiness because you may keep a few things hidden, your happiness does not rely on being completely open.

>>38547777
>watching the TV joo

Sure as hell not happening in my home, lad. Don't even own a TV

>>38547664
You need to learn to appreciate what you have.

>>38547715
Yeah that's why, nothing to do with thme fact you pick poo out of your arsehole with your fingers and sit in pissy clothes

>>38547739
Not every relationship is 100% attention on the other person all the time. A good chunk of it can be doing your own thing while sat or laid with the other half. I shitpost here. She plays games or watches korean stuff on youtube. Works well for us.

Why are they called blowjobs when the goal is to suck?

Blowing would be a very bad idea.

>>38547292
>>38547334
Fine. It's 2D gay/yaoi face brapping. I've not found 1 single doujin that involves this. Just a few single drawings.

>>38547352
Use it a lot for incest, although it's quite easy to find incest doujins as it is.

>>38547374
I mean like 10 images in total. Not a specific number of course, but it's really rare. There's loads for straight people, and you can easily find it in 3D (which repulses me), but in 2D it's super hard to find, and you have to wade through literal shit pictures to find it. I think furry has a lot of it too, but I ain't into that.

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>>38547727

Ebin is a 23 year old NEET from Filey, North Yorkshire. He voted labour in the 2017 general election, and leave in the 2016 EU referendum. He can drive but doesn't feel confident in his abilities, although this is improving. He is taking a maths course to try and improve his employability and general life prospects. His bedroom wall is in a very poor state of disrepair, pic related. He has been posting in /britfeel/ since 2014, although only really became notorious in 2017

Tilde is a 22 year old man from Shrewsbury, Shropshire. Like ebin he also voted Leave in the 2016 EU referendum. He has a part time job at Greggs. He suffers from bulimia and gender dysphoria, the latter of which he has tried to self-medicate for. He has been posting in /britfeel/ with a tripcode since 2015

>>38547808
>>38547821
>how do you think your friends would react if you told them you finger your ass
>arsehole with your fingers and sit in pissy clothes

tilde how do you feel about this? haha

Starting to side with Ebin and tilde now these normies are bragging so much

>>38547855
>Like ebin he also voted Leave in the 2016 EU referendum
Good to see they're not libcucks, rasheed.

>>38547842
Shit man. I mean there's a tonne of yaoi but I don't recall ever seeing yaoi fart porn. How did you go about getting such a niche fetish

What is a doujin? don't wanna google it

>>38547837
the job is to get them to blow? idk kev, that sounds a bit like regular sex not that I'd know
>>38547855
factfriend

>>38547837
Because in the act, the mouth looks like it's blowing. Suckjobs sound pretty nice though

>>38547789
Don't know if it's their go to, but everyone I know who is into Xiu Xiu tend to say Knife Play, but maybe that's because we're similar people.

I like their later output too, but the 02-06 run was pretty much nothing but gold.

>>38547817
I appreciate it, but it makes me feel even shittier knowing I have something great, and can't enjoy it.

>>38547875
Porn comics based on anime.

>>38547875
chinese comic porn

>>38547842
just get into furry stuff, you'll end up enjoying the billions of images of that kek

>>38547858
ebin stop referring to yourself in the third person lad

>>38547858
>most people countries in the eu are from the 3rd world

lol

>>38547855
>both voted Leave
>fuck over Brit expats
>stop influx of capable Euro workers
>drastically increase influx of Gibs moochers from all over Africa and turn the country into an even bigger shithole

I knew they were both autistic, but now it's absolutely confirmed, kek

>>38547791
thanks for pointing them out or i wouldn't have noticed, this is the biggest achievement of my life

>>38547578
Nice lad it;s on my list, enjoying DS3 at the min

>>38547942
>Africa
middle east, pakistan, india and those lot, some africans as well tbf

>ebin gets to date a cute trap
>tilde gets to date a 9/10 trying to improve themselves

More jealous of them tbqh

>>38547938
this was meant for
>>38547866

ori

>>38547877
>factfriend

BritNormie is a 30 year old advertising creative from Scotland. He studied at university in London, during which time he lost his virginity near Edgeware road. Since then he has worked an internship at Leo Burnett which allowed him to progress his career further. His subsequent jobs have taken him to both New York and Copenhagen, where he met his current partner, they now live together in Germany where he works from home. He plans to travel to Mainland China later this year for work, and has previously travelled around south east Asia.

>>38548001
>Tilde cute.
Not even as a bloke never mind a trap.
>Ebin 9/10 improving himself.
He's a fucking goon with a good jawline. And he sure as shit ain't improving himself.

Fuck of Britnormie, your characters are shite and you'll never be a writer.

>>38547867
I have literally no idea. I think I dreamed about it once, and it just kicked in afterwards. It's not something I've always liked, and it's specific to 2D. Something I'd never do irl. One of those "fantasy better than reality" deals. It's no doubt some humiliation fetish that comes from my insecurity (I insert as the victim)

There used to be a r9k spammer who would regularly post some copypasta about sitting on his little brother and bullying him. That got me diamonds.

>>38547899
I don't mind some furry. Just not for this type of thing.

>>38548022
>with a good jawline
source??

SING ME TO SLEEP
OH SING ME TO SLEEP
IM TIRED AND I WANT TO GO TO BED
DA DA DA DEE DOO DA DEE DOO DA DAAA

>>38548028
you need serious mental help (originally)

>>38548028
>I have literally no idea. I think I dreamed about it once, and it just kicked in afterwards
Sounds like me and cute traps and guro.

ebin is a perfect example of how social exclusion makes people crazy.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if tilde or ebin were just stirring shit themselves desu.

I doubt the (((discord))) has anything to do with it. Why would they give a fuck?

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>>38548061
Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed
Oh well, enough said
I know it's over still I cling
I don't know where else I can go, mother

>>38548151
There is no discord, ebin posts about himself and tilde in the third person all the time so it wouldn't surprise me if he also posts some of the negative comments.

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>>38548203
Enjoyed that lad, it's been a while

>>38547409
anyone got a picture of his hands?

Someone link me the secret discord server please. You can delete the post after, thanks.

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>>38548204
not true, look at today during the daytime when I was sleeping. Clearly a coordinated attack

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GET YOUR FREE BULLY LICENCES HERE.
ADD YOUR OWN PICTURE AND HAVE AUTHORITY TO BULLY AWAY.

>Post a video game character in a bikini on /v/
>3 day ban

What a fucking shithole that board has become

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this is the ideal female body. only fags would disagree

>>38548269
Needs to be licensed out per victim desu

>>38548267
it's not really a secret lad
7gQ2k

>>38548280
True enough, but just because it is ideal doesn't mean you can't enjoy others.

>>38548280
if airbrush worked IRL maybe

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Working on a new song lads, need some feedback

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mf97kzkWFP

anyone else love it on quiz shows when ethnics get btfo'd?

>>38548268
Also remember that time Len/Saku/Nymph and some other waifuposter all posted within 10 minutes of each other one thread. Clearly set up.

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>>38548311
alright, heres a better example. i'm pretty sure this one isn't airbrushed

>>38548317
> ((echoes))

that should clear out the summerfags

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>>38548265
Super secret picture lad.

>>38548329
Please don't humour his weird conspiracy obsession.

>>38548280
>that clear photoshop around the belly button

>>38548326
Are you 70 years oId?

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>>38548268
>all this bullying on ebina
war truly is hell fellas

>>38548317
Speaks to the very core of my being, anon
cute voice

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>>38548331
>i'm pretty sure this one isn't airbrushed

Whoops

>>38548317
not bad. you should get yourself on x factor lad

>>38548354
well yeah, isn't everyone around here?

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>>38548317
h-ha ha ahaahah

What exactly do they get out of bullying two really fucked people?

It makes me more sad than angry

>>38548329
Len actually cares about the lads here, he wouldn't start drama for no reason.

Ebin is deluded or shitposting.

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>>38548331
What's appealing about this?
>inb4 fag, low-test
Fat arms, fat legs, stomach flab and tits are shit considering her size. Face is pretty though

Now this on the other hand...

>>38548396
they don't get anything out of it, because they don't do it

>>38548396
waifuposters or whoever it is that have grouped up on steam/discord are just like a clique in highschool desu. Fun to push the freaks and see them melt down more and more.

Evenin' gentleman, (You) inspector here, would you kindly submit your (You)s for inspection?

>>38548317
You'll be the male Susan Boyle lad

>>38548396
It's more people here are tired of two nutcases taking over the thread with their semi dating attempts. It does ruin the thread for people who just want comfy feels.

>>38548402
too narrow at the chest

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Are these accessories actually rare or does the game just hand them out?

I think rainbow hair looks like shit but if it's coveted then I'll use it just to tease people.

>>38548408
Nah fuck off. Maybe people would have believed this a month ago but it's fucking obvious who you are

>>38548404
>who cares about some stretch marks
Why airbrush the images then?

>7 shots on target
>0-0
>need 1 goal
>15 minutes left

Don't let me down you Serbian bastards.

>>38548439
who i am? a britfeel poster you faggot, people are getting more sick of ebin and tilde, the only proof you have to go on is ebin claiming there is some sort of attack against him which is just utter bullshit lad

>>38548331
are you simple lad?

>>38548400
len orbiters are so weird. Do you think your supposed perfect lad would be happy with you shittalking ebin and tilde?

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>>38548402
now this is perfection, if only I can find a real girl that looks like this...

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Just put the kid down ffs. Tired of this and now it's got well out of hand.

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caught a fag ash on my bellend when i was having a wank, fucking hurt desu

>>38548458
Why are you betting on Serbian football lad?

/britfeel/'s got talent!
----------------------------

Showcase your talent lads, whatever it may be!

Well lads all my muscles keep twitching like fuck all the time now and they're constantly sore.

Pretty sure I definitely have motor neuron disease.

>>38548484
my talent is being the most useless person here

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>>38548477
>People arguing when the kid is already dead (was he even alive?)

Haven't heard those churchbells all day lad. I reckon it was some spooky 4am thing I was imagining

>>38548461
You realise you're talking to Ebin right?
The only people that defend him are him and tilde.

What happened to the rest of the avatarfags and trips?

The mentally ill paki is never here, night walk lad is, but that guy who posted Damon Albarn isn't, and the guy who had a life coach etc no longer does either. Does leedslad? Fuck I think Ebin and Tilde pretty much just chased away any of the regular posters because no one wants to be part of the drama.

>>38548477
The hospital literally got consent from the supreme court and the Euro court to ill him, then they bottled it at the last second when the Pope stuck his nose in

>>38548484
I can roll a fag while having a wank

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>>38548484
Making frogs

>>38548477
Not sure what the yanks were playing at making out they could help him. He's literally brain damaged beyond repair.

>>38548507
>the pope

forgetting trump as well

>>38548504
>The only people that defend him are him and tilde.
Nah I like them too. I hate how retards like you and ebin think it MUST be the other behind every single post.

>>38548507
Pope and Trump should keep out. They should put him down and let the McCanns get the attention again.

>>38548521
i found it very cruel of them to offer false hope

>>38548481
For money!

Half time there was 4 shots on target, and like 6 corners. Also, looking at past results, there hasn't been a 0-0 with these teams in over 10 of their past games. In head to heads, their last 4 meetings were 3 goals.

The stats lined up, so I stuck a cheeky 50 quid on over 0.5 goals. Returns 75, if it comes in.

Might be losing my money here, but you can't win em all.

>>38548521
Captain America trying to be a fucking hero again without realising that everything they stick their fucking nose in turns to shit. Like the opposite of the Midas touch.

>>38548504
Poley is here if you know how to spot him
> Damon Albarn
he was here the other day
> the guy who had a life coach
He was a britnormie fantasy

>>38548504
>The only people that defend him are him and tilde.
I like Ebin, he's a living meme. Look at his room FFS.

>>38548484
I make very big cummies

>>38548317
can we do a duet lad?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j8z6U3ORhg

>>38548504
Xi posting is rare. Goodfellas is dead. Kev is rare. Pakiboo came back the other day but still gone for a while. The others you mentioned.

You are onto something tbqh. I know the drama makes me not be bothered if I have the thread open or not sometimes.

>>38548546

buy me one 1 pound thing of my preference if you are so rich you are throwing money away then

>>38548508
I'll pay you 5 quid to see this. Sounds like a genuinely neat party trick.

>>38548484
I can make everybody forget I exist without trying haha

>>38548579
I hope pakiboo never comes back.

>>38548547
I think it's because in America if you have enough money they will literally try every mad ass unproven treatment under the sun.

>>38548521
Literally the jews

>we have an extremely experimental surgery that most likely won't work
>that'll be $3million dollars goy

just bought a tesco pizza at a fraction of the price of a chain delivery place lads

>>38548586
What thing are you after lad?

>>38548546
Shit that's a lot of money considering you don't know the teams.

Vozdovac v FK Radnik? Rooting for you lad

>>38548586
I'm a NEET, lad.

I'm up over like 2k profit on gambling though, so losing 50 quid is normal. I'll make it back

>>38548601
Or, as the past century has shown, they're just natural born cunts on a power trip.

>>38548610

One single specific digital track. No delivery involved or anything else, literally a single Amazon purchase of an mp3 that costs 99p.

Still interested?


Also please and thanks, didn't want to sound ungrateful earlier.

>>38545976
I'm from Burnley. I bet all my benefits I could twat you

>>38548637
Ah the lad from earlier. Didnt you manage to download it from amazon?

>>38548625
Every run in with them I've had in industry or academia makes them seem that way. They're always absolutely convinced they're in the right no matter what and they're the only ones who know what they're doing.

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>>38548612
That's the one!

It's frustrating too, because I could have had the same odds on ANY other Serbian team, and every match has at least 1 goal.

>>38546
Chackdd

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>>38548641
Bring it boy. I'll be sure to find a good use for those bennies afterwards.

>>38548608
And it'll taste nothing like take away pizza

>>38548672
stick 100 on huddersfield to win the premier league

absolute meme

tfw brit normie writes you out of this season because you ask for a pay rise

>>38548672
this gave me an idea; 'britfeel plays football manager'

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When will /britfeel/ end?

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>>38548613

What about my 1 pound item request then, lad? I am not a NEET and am also nearly broke at the moment since I moved flats recently (rented obviously).


>>38548663
Wouldn't really be asking for it if I managed to, sadly. Online retail is really not something I am good at

>>38548723
how would this work?

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>>38548484
Milk Cat 130

you lads think britfeel will be around when we're in our 50's/60's?

>>38548727
Whenever we decide the suicide pact is gonna be.
Come on lads, put forward a date for consideration.

>suggested the cornetto trilogy in the last thread
>come back here after a few hours
>my suggestion was taken on board
Yay I actually did something here! Is movie night still happening? What film we decided on?

>>38548760
I hope to be dead before I am 50. Hopefully 40.

>>38548747
well i imagine someone would run the game and we have strawpools for what players to buy and sell and such

>>38548723
>britfeel plays football manager
Lad, don't. I finally retired after 12 seasons. I can't go back, I CANT!