/britfeel/

>>38561792
prefer sprinkles on my ice cream desu

Another lonely Sunday

First for another lovely Sunday spent with my favourite pals: you guys!

what you listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ80CT0V-kk

Think I have a tooth abscess lads. Pain is fucking unbearable but I managed to find some painkillers in the house. Worked like a charm.

There's only 4 left

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still considering that granola

if I end up eating it, I'll be making today a cheat day
I even made a list

it's unfinished but I'm sure I'd think of more

>>38561870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gvmHKWaWc

>>38561973
Lad a cheat day is usually like a pizza or something not fucking Africas entire food supply

>>38561973
Wew that's quite the cheat day, boyo.

>>38561870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyW2ajAVyfA

only god can judge me

>>38562034
victorious lowkey bumps though lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RstvMxvCBDk

Starting to think my old friends used to just pretend to like me out of pitty

>entry level data entry position
>"Please explain why you would like to work for COMPANY?"
>"Please explain why you have applied for this particular position and why you believe you would be suitable for this position (When completing this section, please draw on your key skills, educational achivements and previous work history and detail how these experiences may transfer and be of benefit to you in this position):"

my man, it's just data entry, why be like this

>>38562015
nigga, I don't think you appreciate how fucking hungry I am

I included pizza

>>38562103
Is your main exercise Rockband drums?

>>38561973
>cheat day
>you'd gain over 2 pounds

>>38561973
I'd add a second dinner.

>>38562034
My absolute lad. I'm sure you'll appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpIe95cS2JM

>>38562103
on second thoughts, eat whatever the fuck you can

>>38561973
this must be the kinda food that people on my 600lb story eat on a daily basis

>>38562103
there's no fucking way you'd get through one single meal on that list
pick the cheapest one

>>38562101
Same for most jobs nowadays

>>38561973
There's no way you could eat 24 doughnuts for lunch, the rest is doable

>>38562101
>"Please explain why you would like to work for COMPANY?"

"You know why you cunt, I need the money. Even if I tell you I give a shit about your company you know I don't so why ask this stupid fucking question?"

>>38562365
wanna go head to head boyo?

>>38562224
>tfw you can post nightcore on /britfeel/ and people think you have good taste instead of mocking you for it
someone mentioned it today in another thread and i hadn't thought about it for years, now i'm suddenly going through all these old songs i used to listen to when i was a teenager and it's pretty amazing

>>38562101
It doesn't stop when you're in the job unfortunately.

Some days I feel like screaming "can we just cut the bullshit, we're all here to make money then fuck off home"

I keep filtering but the threads never go away......

Hope everyone has a good day. Love ya britfeel

>>38562689
<3 we love you too <3

>>38562416
filter /britfeel/ every thread has it
>>38562689
cheers lad I haven't even slept yet though

Watching Fantasia with my daughter and wife this morning.

What a wonderful day it's going to be

>my brain won't stop assaulting me with memories of my cringiest moments
It does this at least 5 times per day. I have to shake my head and go 'no no no no no' for it to stop

>>38562740
howling at this lad sorry

>>38562735
>his sperm was female
gay

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>>38562740
iktf

why can't i just be one of those people who has no self-awareness and doesn't understand how much of a retard he is

>>38562740
Posting this in /britfeel/ will later be one of those memories

>>38562755
that would imply its his sperm haha

>saving up for an older campervan
>will cost me about 4 grand at least i think
>parents want me to get some runabout car today for 500 quid they saw on facebook
>really pressuring me to get it although its not the kind of thing i want

what do you reckon lads?

>>38562720
Thanks im glad to hear, lets enjoy this night/day

>>38562774
>watching fantasia with my wife and my wife's daughter

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>>38562723
No need to sleep, just pass out at your own pace

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>>38562723
think I should try sleep desu lad

>>38562776
You'd need the car for the campervan wouldn't you lad

>>38562776
The important thing to remember this situation is to never give up, always give it your all, don't be too hard on yourself, and don't be afraid to ask for advice. Ok champ?

>>38562776
>you buy the shithouse car
>now you're running errands for your parents
>you now have less time, less money and a shit car

>>38562811
This is the best Ebin pic.

>>38562811
>he's already feeling tired
kek what a normie, have a cookie and milk whilst you're at it

>>38562818
thats a caravan youre thinking of lad that attaches to the back of cars, campervans you can drive

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>>38562811
Goodnight snookums

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>>38562846
Its my phones wallpaper, its cute and tame enough not to draw attention if people see it

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morning lads, bit cloudy today. cows looked happy though.

>>38562855
ah I thought they were synonymous. Get that campervan then lad

>>38562873
>tfw got a free (You)
fuckin nice

>>38562873
Fuck, I forgot how cute Ebin was.

Interpret that as you wish.

>>38562876
why do people get to live in places this nice and i don't

what a fucking rip off

>>38562846
I'm not really tired, i've just done nothing all night again and i'm not going to go anything now so I may as well just sleep

>>38562898
what a terrible mistake

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>>38562921
>tfw can't even carry all my (You)s

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>>38562873
>tfw all I have is this Guts wallpaper
At least it doesn't get me weird stares in public

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>only 11 hours to go before I can sleep at a normal hour and fix my sleeping pattern

>>38562955
I will fucking drown you in (you)s lad. I will make you the (you)surper.

>>38562873
>ebin
>having wallpaper of any kind

>>38562974
Depending on how long you've been awake, you can probably go to bed earlier than that. Not going to bed early might even result in you oversleeping into tomorrow.

>>38562974
>it'll be ruined within a week
kek

>>38562987
I woke up at about 7pm last night
>>38563001
everytime lad, it was fixed 2 weeks ago but now I'm back to sleeping at 11am and waking up in the evening

>>38562980
good one that

>>38563001
this, I reset my sleep schedule all the time now and I still revert back within days

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>>38562975
>I will fucking drown you in (you)s lad
I imagine what I'm feeling is the feeling couples get when they say 'I will cuddle the life out of you' or such

feels nice, like 'oh no please don't do that (but secretly I like it so do it even more)'

>>38563031
To me it's more like when a girl keeps sucking your dick after you've nutted.

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Hope you're all going to do your pushups today boys

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>tfw perpetual, crippling apathy and depression
>can't even muster the willpower to play vidya
>I could win the lottery and it would barely elicit a reaction because every conceivable human activity seems dull and unsatisfying
>Too lazy to commit sudoku even though it feels like an inevitability

It's not looking good lads. I mean, it was never looking good, but it hasn't stopped not looking good. I wish I had the lust for life so many of my peers seem to possess.

>>38563023
If you go to sleep at a time that results in you waking up some time after 3am, you'll have a long but relatively normie day, and you'll be able to draw it out for longer than you could if you got up at 8am or so.

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>tfw suck at this game despite having played it for 4 months
it's not fair

>>38563087
Is it a MOBA?

>>38563071
I feel same how do people do it, shit sucks

>>38563071
Eventually these thoughts will become a normal thing and you won't care as much as being depressed is something that's taken for granted.

>>38563071
I interpret that picture in a humourous way. Like, he's wishing he could be younger again because he thinks he was happier back then despite the fact he's still doing the same thing now that he was then

How often do you lads change your bedsheets? I do mine every other time I shower.

>>38563134
>changing bedsheets
>showering
haha good one that lad

>kinda wanna fap
>I already fapped yesterday and normally only fap once every 4 days
Is this how masturbation addiction begins?

>>38563147
I never used to do it but I have fucking terrible acne so now I do whatever I can to keep my face clean.

I'm still a filthlord at heart though.

>>38563147
Shit i same , fuck changing shit

>>38563156
I've been wanking nearly every day since I was 14.

well, the window to sleep before my shift this afternoon has just closed
please god let it be a quiet day

>>38563156
What?? Fap everyday bro i thought that shit normal

>>38563134
change my bedsheets whenever they start to smell a little

so like every week in summer, maybe every 2 weeks in winter

>>38563156
I fap like twice a day bro

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>>38563120
It's the fact that, despite being unhappy that he has done nothing but sit at a computer all day every day, he has done nothing to change his situation. He can only try and distract himself from the inexorable march of time, but those intrusive thoughts just get harder and harder to ignore, and the distractions are becoming less and less effective. But that's all he's ever done, so nothing changes and the regrets just pile up year after year after year because he's sure he's past the point of no return and there's nothing left to do but eke out as much satisfaction as he can from the hobby/hobbies that have consumed his life and soul.

>>38563182
This is why becoming a wagie scares me. My sleep schedule is never going to be unfucked and doing shifts after being awake for a day is fucking torture.

>>38563156
m8, most dudes masturbate every day

i think you've got kind of a low libido if you do it every 4 days (personally, i can't even sleep unless i've wanked just before)

>>38563167
>>38563191
>>38563202
but are they good cummies? mine are always intensely satisfying because I go so long inbetween wanks

>>38563224
Itcould be heart problems bro not getting it up everyday

>>38563239
No, not really, it's more of a hobby at this stage.
God I can't wait till I go back to college

>>38563239
Hmm just wanking good enough never went longer than day so i wouldnt know...

>>38563239
My cummies haven't been good since I started ejaculating. When I was shooting air it was a great feeling every time, as soon as I started splooging 90% of the feeling went away. Taking time off makes no difference either. And to add insult to injury I have to clean up so I can't want anywhere, anytime anymore.

>>38563224
Yeah I've actually been thinking that a lot lately. When I was 14 or so I would wank everyday but now I'm 18 it's gotten much more infrequent (especially over the last year). What could be the cause of it?

>>38563292
I hear heart problems...

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>>38563096
If it's a mild form of depression (dysthymia), sure, it can be suppressed and ignored, but full-blown Major Depressive Disorder will make it feel like everything is pointless and not worth the effort, so why not kill yourself, you pathetic sack of shit? Thoughts like that, all day every day cannot be ignored. The only escape is through death and the peace of nonexistence.

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I feel like being NEET makes masturbation way less special, I fap nearly every day since I'm so bored and it ruins the magic

>>38563292
depression or apathy maybe

if you take SSRIs, maybe those too

>>38563310
People who kill themselves are weak and self-centered faggots, I'm depressed but I'll never take the coward's way out.

>>38563310
>tfw had this but had a breakdown where I trawled the streets at 3 AM screaming and the police came and got me
It was majorly cathartic (purged my negative emotions) and after that I felt so, so much better. I'm still probably a little depressed but it's much more of a minor dull ache than the overwhelming wave it was before

>>38563345
I depressed too lel i wouldnt mind ending this shit. Waking up is hell

>>38563354
Because I have nothing to do.
I masturbate out of sheer boredom and not because I'm actually horny or anything.

>>38563378
Kek'd. Couldn't you find somewhere where the popo wouldn't pick you up?

>>38563404
Well I wasn't thinking rationally haha

>>38563389
I do it just for fuck of it too, not horny either.

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>>38562955
Similar thing happened to me in a thread I'm posting in. It's a warm, fuzzy feeling.

>some sponsored streamer is playing in a tournament for 10K in For Honor
>gets knocked out by a guy playing one of the worst classes in the game
>gets salty as fuck and says hes done streaming
>turns out the other guy is under 18 so shouldnt even be in the tourny and was just playing for the memes

I love streamers getting btfo, its amazing

>>38563449
Hahaha that shit sound funny as shit

I can't wait for the next post lads, I hope it's a good one

just had a wank and a poo x

>>38563820
Can't let a good stretched out bumhole go to waste ;) x

>>38563861
I am disgusted by myself that I just posted this

I have a terry's chocolate orange that's 1 month out of date, what will it taste like? Will it be alright?

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>tfw can't even ask people on the internet for 1 single pound successfully

Why live, lads

can't stop farting again

>>38563907
Can't let a good gassy bumhole go to waste ;) x

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Hot weather is finally over lads

>>38563922
Kinda disappointed, summer was brief and not really even hot, just uncomfortably warm. Can't wait for the air to have a cold refreshing bite to it again though

>>38563922
I fear it'll be back before the winter.

>>38563922
I'm pleasantly surprised by how cool it's been lately

I'm so used to walking around in my pants and a t-shirt that I was actually a little chilly when I walked downstairs

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>tfw you posted nudes of yourself when you were 15 and gave out your kik but never replied to any messages


who else /naughty/ here

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>tfw didn't take a photo of my naked body when I was 13 so I could fap to it as an adult
why even live

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Who else /sinkpisser/ here?

>>38564048
KEK still have pics of myself from when I was 14-15

>>38564046
thought kik was relatively new, sounds like you still might be underage

>>38563982
I actually live in califorina usa fucking weather hot as shit, im glad your weather got better bro

>>38564058
I rest my dick and balls on the sink and piss into the hole in the side of the sink. Feels like it was made for me.

>>38564072
not him but kik has been out for years got noshed off by some chav girl at school I was chatting up on that shit

>>38564072
18 lad
you have been muded

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>>38564090
>you were 15 in 2014
>2014 was 3 years ago

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>>38564083
>Feels like it was made for me.
is this you

>>38564127
Ebin I thought you were going to sleep you naughty boy

>>38564141
>This is my hole

That it is, lad. That it is.

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>>38564157
tried but I couldn't fall asleep so I'm back to doing nothing

>>38564166
Drink till pass out

>>38564166
You should know the patrician way of sleeping is staying up until you literally pass out

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>it's a breakdown episode

I really don't want this desu

>>38564179
Ebin doesn't drink alcohol, it gives him diarrhoea

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>>38564197
oh look he's back

>>38564166

If you're up at this time, you won't be up until gone 6pm

>>38564197
What's going on Tilde? The britfeel boys will help you out

>>38564218
But thats good to lose weight right?????

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>>38564236
kek that's what you think
>tfw sleep at midday
>tfw wake up at midnight
It's a sublime feel
please end me

>>38564236
as if I have anything to do anyway haha

>>38564229
prefect use of that image, it's giving me a good giggle tee hee

think i got cucked lads

Today is going to be a productive day with lots of studying Chinese

No chocolate shreddies so have to have weetabix lads, bad start of the day

>>38564358
punctuation doesnt evade the bot

>>38564366
I see i learned toolate my friend

>>38564258
>sleep at midday
>wake up at 9pm when it's moderately dark, but not too dark
it's so comfy but i don't even know why

comfier than waking up in the pitch black, and MUCH more comfy than waking up when it's still light

>>38562740
Iktf. And the worse part is I can never spontaneously recall any good memories,

>>38564366
Found some coco pops, day salvaged,

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List every motorway you have been on

>M40
>M6
>M42
>M5
>M69
>M1
>M27
>M50
>M4
>M20
>M54
>M11

and as a passenger
(M56, M60, M6, M55)
Still never been on the M23 or M2 yet, or the M6 toll

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>>38564197
hope you recover tilde, ganbatte

>feeling happy
feels good. Gotta relish this before the manic depression sets in haha

>>38564477
M25
M11
M20

never really gone that far from london

>>38564486
Anime titties

It's finally happened. After years, i've finally signed on for the last time last week. went for a test run at a vape shop yesterday, after getting past two interviews for the guy's second shop that opened near me.

As the manager of the shop was closing up last night, he called the owner to speak to him, hung up and said to me "You start Monday at 9."

I gotta make my JSA last me a month now, but i finally got out of the JSA system.

>>38564516
I am proud of you, anon. Congratulations

it is really weird to me that there are major european cities that are literally a mile or two away from other countries that speak completely different langauges

i mean, aachen is right on the border with both the netherlands and wallonia

>>38564548
Not really weird, this is just what happens when you share land borders

>>38564516

Well done lad, any plans for your first wages?

>>38564582
it's a little bit weird, you have to admit

>go out for a walk
>stop into the local offie for a mars bar on the way back
>shopkeeper speaks french at you

>>38564547
>>38564560

Thanks, anons. I'm so pumped. my town isn't as busy, so it's going to be relatively easy work, but yesterday got really busy and I was able to hold my own rather than buckle under the pressure. I'm super proud of that.

>>38564602
Planning on getting myself an authentic mech-mod, as it would look more professional than a clone, bunch of new clothes, huge-ass food shop with GOOD food, not value shit. aiming to change my diet to help lose weight. After the second paycheck, it's going to be luxury shit, like a decent laptop etc.

>>38564633
Thats good keeping busy make shit day go faster

>>38564661
Well, as I've done work experience in another shop in my area, chances are people i've chatted to there will pop in from time to time to shoot the shit, and i might be able to stick some music on for the shop, so I don't see any shit days on the the horizon. Working in a vape shop is actually really chill. you make connections and shit.

>>38564684
Awesome im glad to hear, it just some jobs can be shit thats all

>now wank almost exclusively to gay shit
What is to become of me? Women are just so bland and boring to me now

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>>38564516
>vape shop
hmm

>>38564750
>tfw wank to woman's pov blowjob porn pretending i'm the woman
i hope i'm just lonely and not actually gay

>>38564750
take a break from watching porn and try to wank less

>>38564796
just so you know, blowjobs give absolutely nothing to you pleasure wise unless you're truly gay, there is no positive feeling for you unless you are able to enjoy knowing you're making the other person feel good and wanting to please them, so if you're thinking there might be anything good besides that you are mistaken

>>38564801
>try to wank less
I'm this guy >>38563156

>>38564812
I get a distinctly... female... vibe from this post. Anyone else?

>>38564831
>female

fag*

>>38564812
>unless you're truly gay
i'm not, i'm not even attracted to guys, it's just hot to imagine putting a dick in your mouth

>>38564821
It's normally the reason why most guys get bored of wanking to something. Maybe you are gay

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>>38564855
>I'm not gay
>I wish I could put a dick in my mouth

>>38563224
>most dudes masturbate every day

No way, that's far too frequent.

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>>38564801
>try to wank less
This is straight up wrong.
If anything, fapping less makes you morevgay since you're depriving yourself of a male's one true pleasure

>>38564893
I don't know about that. I wank too much and now I'm depressed and slowly turning gay.

>>38564893
>morevgay
less*
For Fuck sake

>>38564886
Are you a girl?

Shockingly, not an original question

>>38564871
I've definitely been mostly attracted to girls more than guys all my life though. I think overexposure to the female form from 4chan, combined with a general disdain for women, has caused this recent change

>>38564879
i'm not attracted to the male body, is what i mean

just stuff like traps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qp6XhtoEv0

Sweet like chocolate
You're sweet like da da da da da da da !

>>38564918

I'm a dude just like you, I have a penis and everything.

But I know for sure that if I try to fap two days in a row, it's extremely difficult to finish the second time round, and nearly impossible for the third, unless I recharge for 3-4 days.

>>38564908
Well what do you wank to.
I masturbate bi-daily and I don't think I'll ever fit in with people who like traps, loli, gay, etc.

>>38564793
Can confirm this is what happens in vape shops

>>38564920
I get that. I'm the same way but I take really long breaks away from r9k and porn so I don't see any nudity or talk about sex for a while and eventually it fixes itself

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Just put my jammies on after being dressed for less than 2 hours tbqh lads, wonder if it was really worth it.

Post waifus maybe if you fancy.

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>decided to be a normie chad a few days ago and asked the cute girl I've obsessed over from my course last year out
>she miraciously says yes and I decide to set the date to some bubble tea place in town because she loves all that asian shit
>fast foward to last night, I arrive at her house with some flowers which in hindsight was a retarded idea and I don't know what the fuck was going through my mind
>can physically feel her cringe at me arriving holding a shit bouqet of flowers from Tesco
>she's still into it though and I brush it off and we go on our date and it goes very well
>constant conversation, stayed right up until the place closed
>about 11pm and walked her home, standing outside her door
>she leans in for a kiss and I start to spaghetti
>haven't kissed a girl in years
>splerg out and say 'no, maybe next time'
>whatthefuckwasithinking.jpg
>she looks extremely embarrased and annoyed and just storms into her house without saying a word
>has blocked me on all social media

>>38564997
Serious question for everyone.
Pyjamas, Jammies, pjs, or jim jam jammas?

>>38564946
I'll fap minimum 5 times a day to whatever and it just makes me hate the opposite sex and sex in general for a while but I think that's just the effect porn has

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>>38564997
>Just put my jammies on after being dressed for less than 2 hours
What are you even trying to say here?

>>38565035
That's the effect of your brain rotting away (100% unironically)

>>38565033
what about jimmy jams?

>>38565039
what is confusing you, anon?

>>38565045
I've been masturbating multiple times a day since 15 and I was pretty okay back then

>>38565054
Are you saying was it worth putting on clothes for 2 hours? or swapping back to pyjamas after 2 hours was worth it?

>>38565024
This is one of the most autistic things I've ever read lad

>>38565069
The first one, lad

>>38565083
So you put on clothes when you got up?
And then pyjamas?

>>38565033
Pyjamas or Jammies, depending on my mood.

Also 'jamas is acceptable

>>38565083
Well if you needed to go out then I guess so, but if you put your clothes on and stayed in the house defo not.

>>38565033
jim jams

none of that fucking "jammies" or "pjs" yank shit for me

>>38565063
>back then

kek

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Winter is an unbearable season

>>38565108
that's it

>>38565124
I went out with mumsy to a carboot but it was cancelled, didn't even get out the car. Bit of a waste of time desu

>>38565024
How entitled of her to expect her attempt to be expected that when it doesn't she throws a tantrum. Yet if a man tried to kiss a girl and she said no he would be expected to be 'gentlemanly' and composed. Women are such hypocrites

>>38565109
>>38565129

>jim jamms
>jammies

Found the twinky faggots

>>38565156
It sounded like she just got flustered mate

>>38565170
she did block him on all social media though. sounds a bit more than flustered.

>>38565170
even so, if a guy acted the way she did after his kiss attempt was rejected you just know he would be called a manchild, immature, etc

>>38565135
winter's the comfiest season, lad

i always feel a bit shit during these summer months

Had to cut my epic cheat day short
Had a big bowl of cereal then a footlong chicken and bacon sub
...which I immediately vomitted into subway's toilets

got the shakes really bad now and think I might throw up again
what the fuck have I done to myself

>>38565231
Probably for the best, anon.

That said, you may have discovered a new diet for weight loss.

Anyone that doesn't live in London or the Home Counties is no better than an ape or orangutan in my eyes. Savages

>>38565024

Well done on scoring a date lad, if you can pull that off you'll pull another one off where you can remember not to spaghetti

>>38565198
>>38565213
well yeah she's immature he also said she's into asian shit so it makes sense that she sperged out afterwards and blocked him

>>38565273
Have you ever been to fucking London?

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>>38565273

What about Oxfordshire?

>>38565273
>Anyone that lives in London is an ape or orangutan in my eyes


FTFY. I swear every time I had to go to London I had to see the dirtiest, most degenerate subhumans roaming everywhere. That city needs to disappear altogether

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>>38565303
>Cumnor

hehehe

>>38565300
Live there
>>38565303
Outside the university and city why would all of Oxfordshire be considered civilised?
There's more population out of the city than in it there.
>>38565312
Would rather a paki with 3 GCSEs than a Geordie who can't even get a single pass mark.

>>38565413
can't wait to see you on the news, kek

>>38565413

Why don't you fuck off and create /londonfeel/

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Going to play some Sam and Max, lads

>>38565453
Haven't played a single video game in over a month

Does anyone have experience applying for ESA? After 3 months of the NHS screwing around with me, I might as well have the government pay me while they refuse to fix me.

Do the doctors for ESA give you any grief or do they just generally agree with what the GP/NHS say?

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I went to the bog
There was too much liquid shit
Diarrhea smells.

>>38565474
I went on a pretty long period of not playing vidya, but I used https://howlongtobeat.com/steam.php and picked the short ones and have been slowly building up.

>>38565497
I started on ESA about a month ago with a broken leg. You only need a doctors note for the first 13 weeks. After that they'll send you a letter to go for a health inspection and they'll decide if you can work or not

>>38565559
I know, I have a job I'm waiting to go back to but it looks like this is going to take months to fix, so I will likely be seeing this ESA doctor. The problem is, it is a spinal injury that is not immediately noticeable when you look at me, so are they likely to mess around with me just to save a couple of quid?

>>38565638
It's possible. They've already fucked me over by giving me my inspection after 6 weeks as opposed to the 13 weeks despite my doctors note lasting that long.

>>38565662
Fuck. You have to be a real prick to think you know better than 2 neurologists and think I'm okay for work, but I can actually see it happening.

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>>38561792
Black men are usually taller, more confident, women know they have bigger dicks. And they're more masculine. No girl wants some pale feminine white boy, especially a blonde white boy. I'm gay but I have convinced many of my girlfriends that they should try a black guy, because I'm with one now and it's the best sex ever.A lot of women i know usually keep a black guy on the side. I'm gay so we do girl talk. It's 2017, and white boys are at home playing video games and not making an effort to start relationships. Black men are the definition of confidence, masculinity, and pleasure. White women don't even notice you're gone

Update on the 9/10 girl from last night, she didn't ignore me and texted me this morning. See you later guys I'm off to the Normie Kingdom. Call me Chad.

>>38565807
Post them pics cuckboy

>>38565785
>I'm gay so we do girl talk

Another quality Ebin post

>>38565821
Do you forget doxxlad exists? As I said before I'm not ruining anything with this stunner, maybe when I get nudes I'll post them as pics you weren't meant to share since you can't reverse google search that and find a name. I just wanted to share my story lad, sorry but I am excited about turning my life around.

Unf lads, this thicc daughter and milf pair are in Sainsburys right now. They're like really tall midgets, they have the dwarf look but they're 5ft nothing and shapely as fuck.

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>Be cycling down the canal with some good speed

*Blocks your path*

Seriously who's idea was it to put these everywhere forcing cyclists to slow down, I've even had to get off and lift my bike over some.

>>38565908
I've seen maybe three of these in my life and I have no idea how you operate them

>>38565870
>know a daughter and milf like this
>they shopped at the sainsburys I worked at

are they blonde?

>>38565870
you got any pictures lad?

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>>38565935
You open one side, stand in the circle bit and then swing the gate to the other side.

These are more common. They're fucking EVERYWHERE and they really make cycling a pain.

>>38565908
>with some good speed
That's why. Fuck you arrogant assholes, you are a menace to everyone.

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>>38565842
>Do you forget doxxlad exists?

He is just some BritNormie gimmick, he doesn't exist

>>38565953
What the fuck is this M. C. Escher shit?

>>38565965
Not true he exists. Plus, you're all doxxlads if I show you a pic and all you have to do is reverse google search it. Alternatively, I could use the blur tool to stop reverse google search, but then she's not 9/10 anymore so whatt's the point?

>>38565962
You got eyes don't ya?

>>38565953
Serves you right for cycling. Get a car like a normal person

>>38565990
But I have a car, a bike and a motorcycle.

>>38566000
What motorbike you got motolad?

>>38566016
suzuki marauder

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These fucking things win the prize for most annoying. Most aren't wide enough to fit the handle bars of a bike through. You must turn them 90 degrees and lift the front end.

>>38565870
Tell us more about the daughter senpai.

>>38564926
Still liking the dick itself is still gay though. I don't mean gay as an insult.

I had a lucid dream for the first time ever last night after 15 years of trying.

So the plot was that there was a /britfeel/ meetup happening on that day. So I get up, get dressed have a quick bite to eat then head off to the train station. On the way there were tons of 10/10s walking down the street, and they were all saying how good looking I was. Now obviously this is because it's just a dream, but it didn't register with me at the time. I got to the station and the train was there bang on time with a completely empty carriage, it seemed a little strange but I just shrugged it off at the time, the train shot along the tracks at 500mph and I arrived at my stop within 6 minutes.

When I got to the arranged spoons, ebin was sat there with a picture of his room and it was pristine, a freshly plastered wall with a nice coat of paint, someone else shared a picture of their street and doxxanon said "I haven't got a clue where that is". All the waifuposters were being friendly to ebin and tilde, and nightwalk anon struggled even walking to the bar he was so out of breath.

Someone brought a lie detector and everyone was keen to ask others question as they were being tested. At that point something so drastic, and so obscene happened, that for the first time ever it caused me to gain lucidity in my dream, because even then there was no way it could possibly have been reality. BritNormie hooked himself up, and he didn't set the alarm off when he said I am a writer

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Ah yes. The post binge disgust and shame. Think I'll sleep for a bit.

Ebin made that a lot better than it could have been

>>38565870
I bet they're both sex dolls to black men

When we ask "Are traps gay?" are we asking if liking traps is gay or if the traps themselves are gay?

>>38566097
It's just porn addicts oggling cocks behind a screen. Dicks are quite different when infront of you and it's rare to find that porn style size you glorify.

>>38566131

UNDER-ORIGINALLY-RATED

>>38566143
How did he calm you Tilde?

>>38566169
>When we ask "Are traps gay?" are we asking if liking traps is gay or if the traps themselves are gay?
Yes

Traps are gay, btw

>>38566181
Just talking to me. It makes me feel like there's somebody worth trying for desu

>>38566131
Made me laugh haha. Do love britfeel OC

>>38566041
Ah nice, I've got a CBF 125 for commuting, only just passed my CBT too.

I've noticed that bikes are getting more popular in the UK too.

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Escape to the country on bbc1 lads

>>38566288
It's the fucking cost of insurance.

I'm nearly 30 driving over a decade and still pay 800 quid

Government is purposefully making it harder for non rich to drive.

>>38566210
I have decided to try to get over my crush on Ebin because it's obvious you two like each other a lot

>>38566308
>we want a rural, traditional home but also modern
>we need 4 bedrooms and a large dining room so we can entertain guests, even though we haven't had guests around to our house in 5 years and there's only 2 of us
>we'd like some land so we can maybe have chickens and grow some vegetables, despite never even touching a spade before
>"we took the couple to a local craftsman who makes hanging baskets from the hair on his back"
>we need a study, despite spending all our time on our arse watching TV

>>38566131
here is a well deserved (you) lad. good post.

>>38566084

Thought that was Chichester at first, but can't seem to find that exact location so I've obviously been on a wild goose chase.

>>38566308
Quintessentially British picture

>>38566308
I remember an episode had some 6 foot beautiful model with a rich manlet. I'd let her be a gold digger too desu, was such a qt.

>>38562740
My friend worries about shit like this, he recalled something from I time I was present, I barely remembered the day, nevermind the thing that embarrassed him.

99% of the time other people don't give a fuck about what you do, some people worry far too much about it.

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>>38564997
>he doesn't sleep arse naked

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>>38566372
fair point tossers indeed

>>38563071
Unfortunately you're the only one who can make a change lad

>>38566084
What is the point in all of these desu
Literally "dissuading people from cycling 101"

>>38563922
It'll be back lad, which is shit because I want to wear my new jacket

>>38566084
>>38566564

Watching a fat cunt get stuck in one makes it all worth it though.

>>38566322
Yeah pretty much impossible to be insured, bikes are pretty cool though, only downside is with CBT you can't have passengers and you need bender plates, also bikes don't allow for a lot of room and it means you need to get dressed and stuff.

Anybody here given up on home ownership?

I live in London regrettably because that's where my job is, and I don't feel like I can quit because of the importance of this role.

On 35k though, I could buy a house outside of London. Here I have a spare room in zone 4.

I could buy outside but I'd either have to move jobs (and most likely get far less) or become even more of a commutercuck

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>Weigh myself 2 days ago
>Weight myself today
>Have gained 1lb
>Have cycled 30 miles and have eaten healthy

Reeeeee how does this work?

>>38566626
I live in Greater Manchester, in a small town and I know I've got no chance.

I only earn about 11k a year and the average cost for a house is about 135. Annoying as my mum's house cost 35k. I can't even afford to rent

The housing economoy is retarded

Absolutely sick of my mum's cats constantly staring at me, lads. If I were smaller, they'd torture me before killing me...well, I'm bigger than them and I've decided to take steps. I'm going to kill them both, one after the other, a few months apart, so it doesn't look suspicious.

>>38566650
>weighing daily

for what purpose. your weight fluctuates daily

>>38566626
I'll be moving to China soon and only mugs buy property in China

>>38566685
I want to lose 2lb a week so I should be losing 0.3lb a day. Will it all come off at the end of the week or something?

>>38566687
I remember seeing a couple of video thumbnails about that. Why is that so?

Apart from having to live among the Chinese.

>>38566666
Who got the nice digits?

>>38566626

My friend is on 35k, after Income tax/NI/Student loan his take home is 25.5k

13k on rent, 1.5k on council tax leave him with 11k/year

>>38566728
>13k on rent
>In 10 months he could pay for a decent house up here in Newcastle

Don't see the appeal of London tbqh, Newcastle is a big enough city for me

>>38566650
It can't be measured that finely lad, just keep going and don't give up, if you're doing what you say you are then the weight will come off.

>>38566763

Not 13k a month, 13k a year

>>38566728
After tax, NI and pension contributions I'm on 25k also.

I only spend 7.5k on rent and council tax presently though, but I do live in a deprived part of London in a spare room

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Buy a lease for property in China

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>>38566763
London is generally where most jobs in my field are located so it's pretty shit, plan on moving just out of the M25 and commuting in by train or bike ~1 - 1 1/2 hours commute time

>>38566790
Ah was gonna say lad, it's a sad state of affairs when 13k a month didn't surprise me though
>>38566817
What do you work as lad? I work freelance so I have the benefit of working where I want but the job market outside of London is pretty dire

>>38566564
To stop kids on motorbikes and quadbikes

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>>38566712

1. Chinese houses and property are in general constructed very poorly. They probably wont fall over but you'll get mold, cracks in the wall, roof tiles falling off. Basically a Chinese property will need completely renovating and bought up to standard in a few years.

2. Chinese have a problem with looking after things that aren't theirs. Which mean communal areas will go to shit within months.

3. You can't "own" property in China, everything is leased for 75 years from the government. And no one knows what will happen when the lease is up.

>>38566706
doesn't really work like that, you just have to eat a constant calorie deficit and the weight will come off. Sometimes I went 2 weeks without dropping a single kilo, took about a year and a half to drop from 96kg to 70kg.

>>38566817
The commute isn't the issue but train costs. I'm essentially no better off leaving as my job is still in London.

>texting grill
>she's really boring but i'm making an effort to ask her about herself
>texting stops with me sending the last message

I just dont get it lads. I was the one putting effort into being interesting and chatty, but i'm the one getting rejected. Should i have ignored her first?

I'll need to see the conversation before making a judgment. Personal information removed of course.

>>38566878
Women are generally awful at conversation. If you're getting 1 word replies, and little response, just ditch the boring cunt

My dreams now have continuity. Last week I had a dream that a friend bought me a duck, now all my dreams have the duck in. Last night the duck said to me its been shitting in the place under the bed and I started chasing it around the house before it ended. I do not look forward to tonight dream as I'll have to clean that shit. ffs Is there no escape

Women in general are boring

>>38566947
People in general are boring

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Just had a poo and lost 1lb

>>38566959
Women especially so, though

they never have to develop a personality because of how spoiled they are from birth

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escape to country finished now some bird selling stuff from the tip.i would definately sell her my semen

>>38566906
Maybe i'll try that next time. I think maybe i ignored the signs because she initiated the conversation. Assumed that she was interested so she'd be putting work in.

>>38566947
I've dated interesting girls who i could have a proper conversation with but for the past 3 or 4 years all the girls i meet are dull.

>>38566835
Generally speaking, Software Development/Engineering
>>38566866
Yeah that's a good point honestly, but for me it's not been too bad between where I want to live and Central and it's just the one train so none of that bullshit connecting which takes ages.
Alternatively I can just go in on my bike but London is dodgy so I'm half and half on risking it

>>38566979
>"i find beauty in other people's waste"

poo lover ha ha

Why are westerners so afraid to use cooking oil in their food?

Chinese and indians use a fuck ton of cooking oil and are thin, so obviously it isn't cooking oil making people fat.

>>38567009
I use lots of cooking oil but most of the time butter makes things taste better

>>38567009
Chinks use healthier oils like soybean oil

>>38567009
Yeah, having a high fat diet is actually very healthy. The thing that gets people really fat is tons of unrefined carbs and sugar.

>>38567031
They use oil they pull out of the sewer

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this bird from the tip programme is giving me a massive boner, lads!

>>38567072
A couple of street food vendors in Shanghai did that. It's not common practice.

>>38566626
I've got the deposit and everything (inherited) but I'm just eating into it bit by bit, which also means I'd get rejected for a mortgage because I live beyond my means.

I usually blow over grand a month on fuck all, beer, fast food, clothes and vidya

I DID IT LADS. I NO LONGER AM ADDICTED TO 4CHAN NOW I AM ADDICTED TO GAMES AGAIN WOOOOOOOOO

>blind girl on my street
>got told to get out of the paki shop with her dog
>mum reported it to the blind society
>blind society reported it to the police
>paki shop has been closed down
heh

holy fucking shit this thunderstorm is gonna be good

>>38566878
this is most women. you were probably not entertaining enough for her so she stopped replying or she found someone else more entertaining.

i must say though. sometimes when women do this they are actually horny and looking for fun but shit at implying it.

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the bird from the tip programme can rummage in my trousers anytime she wants.she will find the hidden treasure of my massive boner!

>>38566878
Don't be too keen lad, I've treated my birds like shit yet they all loved me.

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>>38561792
>F is for frens who do stuff together
U is for Uuuuuumi~!

>>38567188
Probably you're just boring mate.

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Just discovered /ck/ lads. It's a pretty decent board, don't know how I haven't been here before. I'm liking all of these Hell Kitchen type stories from chefs and waiters and stuff, and hearing about all the disgusting things that go on in restaurants.

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the bird from the tip programme looks pretty hot in her tight jeans.I would like to undertake a 'Miss Marple' investigation on her sweet vagin!

uni lad posted a kay cooking video. the normies have her now lads. its all over.

>>38567182
Where you at lad? We had a great one a few days ago. Hoping for another one here. They're comfy as fuck.

>>38567254
/ck/ has the best thread of all time- Sip threads.

The pinnacle of 4chan posting

>>38567267
Wish her and her furfag son would fuck off

>>38567267
The normies had her ever since that "How To Basic" channel started posting her :(

Harry Hill was the last top kay video.

>>38567277
>>>/ck/9183426

I have no idea what I'm looking at but it's... something. Quick rundown on sip threads?

>tfw remembering that girl in your class who fucking died

>>38567244
not sure if bait or white knight

lad. this literally happens with pretty much everyone that talks to girls online. even if you're an interesting person they dont open up half of the time until you have spoken to them for at least a day.

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I would hide in that chest - butt naked and wanking furiously.then she would climb in beside me and we'd make sweet chest love together

>>38567296
>tfw that girl from school with CF finally died the other week
I didn't even know her, so I literally didn't care, but pretty much everyone from my old school was devastated by it

>>38567318
No they weren't. They just said they were

>>38567283
>>38567286
i have honestly never liked her videos. they always made me feel sick. she was such a meme though.

i bet the normies take the piss out of her all the time now. at least people here were funny the way they pretended to be selling kay cooking t shirts. the normies just saying mean boring stuff