/britfeel/

Need a shit to be quite honest with you

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Visit chinese massage parlours

>>38500874
Haha be a laugh if you did it in my mouth lad wouldnt it

>>38500852
It has been nearly 2 months of bureocratic hell and I still don't have my national insuarance and I am working for free.
What is this shithole?

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Listen to the wise words of Xi Jinping

>>38500928
Who is this fella?

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>>38500943

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbkGXUFaiY

President of Zhongguo, eternal guardian of /yinggan/

>>38500901
It would be quite the spectacle, hahaha!!

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>>38500852
I think my mum just found out that I'm going to be a looser forever. we had an argument about how I don't ever go out with my '''friends''' at home, an it turned into her trying to convince me that things will get better. The conversation ended with her crying and saying "this isn't the life I imagined for my kids". Not sure that my hug saved it. I'm surprised that she held out hope for so long.

>>38501008
Dick
Sucking
Eyes

Get some proper taste fagboy.

>>38500958
No it's not. It looks nothing like him

Lad's the bloke from Linkin Park is dead

>>38501082
was legit just listening to them earlier on a nostalgia trip

poor dude

Chester Bennington is dead lads

>tfw ywn receive a telephone call from Xi Jinping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1-Hp4NOIz0

>>38501082
The shouty one, the bleepy bloopy one or that black one they brought in for a couple albums?

>>38501094
>and in the eennnnnnndddd nothing really matters

Damn so many famous people committing suicide lately.

Chris Cornell, Robin Williams, Chester Bennington

Kinda wish I had the bottle tbqh lads haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZIummTz9mM

when your time comes, will people forget the wrong that you've done /britfeel/?

>>38501132
Really make me think nothing I do to change will help if people like this still kill themselves.

Important lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13489136

http://www.strawpoll.me/13489136

http://www.strawpoll.me/13489136

Guess who got to see Professor Tehshik Yoon lecturing about stereochemical control of photochemical reactions today lads

Protip: it was me

U jelly

>>38501140
I doubt people would even notice. Only way they'd know I'm dead is if my landlord finds my rotting corpse.

>>38500921
You're free to go back wherever you came from if you don't like it

>>38501068
you can tell she loves to deep throat big willies.

>>38501171
post you're waifu chemical slut

>>38501008
do you even have friends at home?

>>38501171
I have a masters in a chemistry related field. Did a a lot of computational chemistry.

Give us a brief synopsis of the talk. Genuinely very interested friendo.

>>38501152

I wasn't an 'angsty teenager'

>>38501177
Bet she loves being choked on a dick. Imagine the tears ruining her makeup. Fuck this sophielad might be onto something with her.

>>38501225
imagine her slobber running down your balls as she deep throats your willy. she deffo chongs on willy for a hobby.

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when the weather is nice pepe enjoys going camping and roasting marshmallows on the fire
he also loves to watch the stars to look for constellations and make wishes on shooting stars. maybe one day it will come true

>>38501271
Imagine her tears of regret once shes finished and she realises what a worthless cunt she is.

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>>38500852
also
last month's op pic edition

>>38501285
what the fuck is this shit

>ALSO BGO TONIGHT AT 9.30PM LADS

Be there or be square.

>>38501321
don't be mean kevin you little shit

>>38501082
Just saw that. First proper gig I went to when I was about 15

>don't drink for a day
>start uncontrollably shaking
>cold sweats
My life wasn't supposed to turn out this way

>>38501321
Thats crayon drawfriend lad, hes posted quite a few of his works in recent threads.

>>38501285
You're too nice for this place crayoneffectlad.

>>38501321
Don't bully our residential drawfag.

>Be me earlier on today
>Hiki when in my hometown; getting cabin fever around my parents (+ gonna need to start socialising if I want friends/relationship/etc.)
>Decide to go to library - get to read, write, maybe meet some decent people in a quiet environment
>Go in and realise most people are 30+ looking through jobseeker guides - next to no students
>Start doing my own stuff
>Some lardass indian guy starts yelling, actually yelling, into his phone
>whattheshit.jpg
>Staff don't stop him
>Loads of noise - can't really focus
>Look around me slowly
>Everyone is on their fucking phone
>The actual fuck
>As I'm looking around, notice some chav staring at me
>No expression, just staring at me like I'm a fucking freak for reading a book silently in a library
>Chav in front of me turns around and stares at me a little
>Confused and uncomfortable as twat right now
>Leave after a few hours of noise and awkward people looking at me
Welp, I'm out of ideas for autismo places to hang out in public

>>38501209

>Give us a brief synopsis of the talk. Genuinely very interested friendo.

As you may know Yoon is one of the big 3 names behind the current photochemistry renaissance. His work focuses on doing enantioselective cycloadditions, so he can make interesting substituted cyclobutanes and so on. His most successful approach has been using chiral Lewis acid catalysts to activate enones, he started the talk by mentioning the goal of enforcing enantioselectivity by running reactions in the presence of circularly polarised light, but went on to point out that approach wouldn't work for various reasons.

The only computational chemistry he mentioned was using DFT to compute some excited triplet state energies.

He's a bretty cool guy.

>>38501321
I PUT A CURSE ON YOU. WHENST'VE'ER YOU BULLY SOMEONE YOU SHALL BE BULLIED THYSELF TENFOLD.

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>>38500852
surprise surprise 21

>>38501176
I would have done it, but I want my money?

>>38501321
You're the worst anti bully ranger ever, my lad

>>38501203
.kind of
>>38501068
>>38501177
>>38501225
>>38501271
>>38501288
this has to stop, no more lewdposting
>>38501445
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38501285
>maybe one day it will come true
these are meant to make me feel better, but I'm going to cry now

>>38501452
I'm a wolf in sheeps clothing

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>>38501445
Ebin 2

>>38501476
You hate it when I mention that she probably shags projewcers. You hate it when I mention she has dead slut eyes. You hate it when I compliment that she has a nice face to destroy and make cry. I can't win with you. Did you ever consider this is the reason you can't make friends?

>>38501008
She's still a virgin until she's been with a black man

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>>38501476
what about this then lads? imagine self inserting as the girl haha

>>38501528
Stop that. Leave this nigger fetishising to the Americans.

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>>38501511
Cilla does not approve of tripfags, chuck.

>>38501552
See this is why Go Pro porn in't a thing

>>38501552
Too big

I like going deep throat and feeling their pube stubble on my lips. Can't do it with that

>>38501552
I agree that this isn't gay. How can anyone resist that juicy cock?

>>38501553
loool as if british white women don't love black men just as much. i see more white women with mixed kids than with white

>>38501604
Your fantasy doesn't shape reality. The number of racemixers has stayed at around 5% for a long time and no amount of shilling will change that.

HOW IS THIS NOT WORSE THAN TILDE AND EBIN

>>38501630
I agree, Tilde and Ebin are top contributors

>>38501661
Tilde is nice

You're a dickhead

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>>38501670
I know lad I know, I do not deserve him

>>38501670
Leave him alone you poo

>>38497975
How can you see his IP address?

>>38501683
Yes you do, you tosser.

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>>38501661
GET THAT FUCKING TRIP OFF RIGHT NOW SON

>>38501661
How goes dota and overwatch Ebin?

>>38501683
can you stop posting your online dating stuff here please

oh wait it's okay when you do it ha ha

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>you will never help turn Tilde into your personal cocksleeve

>>38501706
haven't played them for ages tbqh. I don't have the will for online stuff and no motivation to start single player stuff, I don't know what to do I haven't done anything for weeks haha

>ebin starts posting
>all posts start talking about tilde and ebin

hmmmmmm

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>>38501721
I swear to got that If we don't get tights pics by the end of the week we are getting a replacement attention whore. I was thinking about ordering one from russia

>>38501755
door's a bit short

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>all these normies on social media pretending to give a shit about yet another """"""celebrity""""""" death

>>38501747
You don't understand anon, it's okay because he took his trip off

>>38501755
>FWD

I don't drive myself but I'd get a RWD just so I could drift around like a retard.

>>38501755
looked a bit like a robin in the thumbnail because I'm blind/ 10

>>38501765
its for airflow

>>38501757
I could definitely pitch in for a femboy from Poland. He'd jump at the chance to escape his daily beatings and would do anything to stay here.

>>38501755
Have you not bought the DLC yet

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>>38501769
>everyone inexplicably becomes the biggest linkin park fan overnight even if they were a joke meme band yesterday

>>38501796
why did you take your trip off for this post ebin?

>>38501755
Did you forget to put your passenger door on a cold wash?

>>38501812
I got a 20 min ban and warning for avatarfagging earlier

Going to Asda's for some pizzas and beers for tomorrow, lads.

Can't believe Chester is dead.
First gig when I was 12.

>>38501796
>>38501796
tbf linkin park was a huge part of most peoples childhoods

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>>38501789
I had a dream a couple of nights ago about rescuing a couple of gays from that Chechnyan gulag that they keep them in. maybe it's a sign

>>38501819
>>38501812


Lmao I love the way ebin is a target of the jannys/mods and noone else is.

It's clear he's not just pissing off other people in this thread.

>>38501836
Oh no you can't come along with the fun. You chose your 3DPD skank and you're going to have to live with that.

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>>38501842
there's even people avatarfagging in this thread and not getting warnings.

>>38501855
I would love to live with that tbf

>>38501832
Urgh everyone fucking says this

Michael Jackson was a part of my life too, since I was forced to listen to his shit at every family wedding. Doesn't mean I was sad when he died

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the wetherspoons i'm in is inside an old theatre. pretty cool

>>38501836
Would love to see a long black cock sliding in and out of her mouth.

It's nice to know who the above 25+ lads are here due to Chesters Bennington's death.

Did anyone else wear mosher gear as a teenager?

I remember my slipknot, linkin park hoodies.

Growing up Nu-metal was fucking weird lads.

I miss fingering girls at ozzfest

>>38501879
I never said you actually get her. You just get to orbit her for life.

>>38501872
>Being suprised waifuposters have befriended a janny

>>38501883
You need one of those pairs of binoculars that people had at old theatres

Because your photo is too fucking blurry

>>38501882
People are more sad for themselves though, the death reminded people of their childhood, they realise how old they are and that makes people sad, they associate that to grief.

That's the same with anything, when someones mum dies they're sad they're never going to see them again, they're sad they'll never be a child again. They're not actually sad the person is dead.

>>38501913
>he thinks jannies administer bans
>he thinks people aren't just sick of his shit

>>38501901
I'm 31 and I thought they were a pile of wank

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>>38501948
they're sad for themselves because they can virtue signal on social media at the death of somebody they never knew, the death of their singer doesn't mean anything. The songs still exist for le nostalgia.

>>38498505
Here you go lad http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oSrANmPUxJ

He ended up with a 20'' pizza >>38482429

>>38501901
I'm 21 and they were one of the first bands I got into when I was about 12. Used to headbang to Live In Texas

>BLOOD IS POOOOOURING
>SHUT UUUUUUP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOUUUUUU

>>38501285
>drew the big dipper

nice touch desu

>>38501948
>they're not actually sad the persons dead
>their mum
U wot mate?

>you will never play cod4 on xbox live whilst blasting Linkin Park at ungodly volumes and shooting the shit with your mates

Take me back to those days.

>>38501988
>they can virtue signal on social media at the death of somebody they never knew
I'm not on social media and I feel a bit sad

Stuck in East Devon as usual
Went mental detecting earlier and found a penny from 1936

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>>38502018
>tfw never played games online with mates

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>started huffing poppers while beating my meat again
>masturbated 4 times today
>mfw every time

I still have one or two left in me before i call it a night. If you've never tried it I recommend

>>38501988
Fuck off Ebin

I'm sad about his death and I'm not posting on social media about it. Linkin Park were actually a decent band in the beginning and they also remind us of our teenage angst years. You know, the ones you never grew out of

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>>38501901
i had a fuckin rad slipknot tshirt as a teen, kept it after all these years

>>38501947
i felt like a mong standing there taking pics. i had to take it quick

i did not get into linkin park until i was about 15/16. anyone that listened to nu metal in my school or estate was a goth and victim by default.

the "goths" were like the societal rejects that could not withstand the chav culture so they formed a culture of their own.

>>38502018
For me it was Halo 2 lad.

That was the main game when I was a teenager.

>Fuck, I'm old.

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>>38501883

FEELSAT-1 locks into position over North Wales

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When Ebin dies I'm going to virtue signal on Facebook just to piss him off from beyond the grave

>>38502018
Good times, we played search and destroy all fucking day.

>>38482429
I could eat that no problem, it's not even that big and i'm skinny af before you say out

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What have you done to keep busy?
Were you a mosher or a townie as a wee'un?

Hope you're all feeling pretty good and have had a great day no matter what it is you have got up to.

I used to be a 'mosher' as a teen, it was the only group that would accept me and they looked after me pretty well to be fair. Cringe at some of the shit I'd pull though. For about three weeks in Year 7 i wore cheap faux leather gloves.

Fuck.

Is despair husbando anon around?

>>38501349
You can do it bud!
If the sweats and shakes are too bad you should seriously consider seeing your doctor to see if you can get assistance.
Try to distract yourself if possible, just try to do anything that puts you in a position where you can't drink alcohol!

Keep us informed with your progress!

>>38502059
I had some cheap knock off slipknot hoodie I used to wear as a teen. Didn't listen to slipknot once.

>>38502055
I never had angsty teenage years though, I didn't attach myself my personality to a music band or genre either

>>38502018
drinking bottles of bing and munching on rainbow drops

>>38501901
I'm 30 and wore mosher gear when I was 13-15 and liked Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, etc. but I always hated Linkin Park, they were too shit even for me.

I did have massive wallet chains, ultra baggy jeans, etc. I might dress up like that at halloween.

>>38502054
>tfw you dont know what poppers are so you have to go on talk to frank

>>38502064
Mate, we fucking did.

We had our own social media before myspace and jewbook called "Vampire freaks" I met so many American goth sluts on there that sent me tit pics. I miss the early 2000's.


I grew up on an estate too. I was the main "Mosher" who all the chavs and townies hated.

Still had Mosher and goth friends.
We had amazing summers.

>>38502048
It's probably for the best. When I think back on how happy I used to be it just makes me more miserable now.

>>38502112
Same mate aha
Im this guy too. >>38502117


Did you go to the pet shops for your chains to put on your baggy jeans?

>>38502117
>We had amazing summers.

Same. I would never have had a social life as a teenager if it wasn't for that. It was funny how you could hang around with people and that was all you had to have in common.

>>38502114
Don't feel bad I did the same thing when I first started using them just to make sure I wasn't giving myself brain damage or anything

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>>38502048
You missed out lad :(
Back in school we used to spend the whole weekend just chilling and playing black ops zombies. Some of my fondest memories those are, but they're gone forever

>>38500669
first time I've heard these. fucking love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ybm4E3PjCE
it's the 2nd album I've loved from the start
the other was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRxOnY_kv-U
thanks lad.

>>38502139
Fuck, I wish I thought of that. No, I bought them from a shop called Flip on Queen St. in Glasgow for too much of my mum's money.

>>38502097
why do you bully tilde so much? You come across as this friendly avatar but you're actually a proper horrible faggot.

neck yourself.

>>38502097
I'm mad len, I'm trying to find a show/film I watched years ago and I can't remember it at all. Not the actors, if it was a tv show or a movie, if it was british or american.

All I remember of it is two main guys, and they had to seduce a dude for some reason. And they start arguing over who should do it, and one of them goes "I'll do it, I have an effect on men" and the other goes "no you don't I should do it"

I didn't even find it funny but it's killing me not knowing

>>38502097
hello fellow waifufriends and robots. *fake positivity* *asks vague condescending questions* goooooooooood evening *asks for a poster that only he knows and talks to* US ROBOTS RIGHT HAHA *recalls old story from his normie life* LBBUBLBUBLBUBLBULBURRLRURUBLUR *asks random "daily" question and gives his thought* POFLLBBURLRURLRBURLR

*replies to some random anons with fake positivty shit*

*disappears for weeks*

>>38502112
>liked Limp Bizkit
>linkin park were too shit for you
Absolute shit taste lad

>>38502140
>Take me back to those days.

What you doing with your life these days lad?

>>38502149
same lad
might just top myself desu, i will never be that carefree and happy ever again

>>38502117
what sort of shit did you get up to?

>>38502194
>hello fellow waifufriends and robots. *fake positivity* *asks vague condescending questions* goooooooooood evening *asks for a poster that only he knows and talks to* US ROBOTS RIGHT HAHA *recalls old story from his normie life* LBBUBLBUBLBUBLBULBURRLRURUBLUR *asks random "daily" question and gives his thought* POFLLBBURLRURLRBURLR
>*replies to some random anons with fake positivty shit*
>*disappears for weeks*
this is the exact same thing tilde and all waifu posters do

>>38502176
Why would Len bully tilde?

>>38502139
I did, had a chain took was about the length of half of my leg

>>38502194
Spot on

@38502097
Fuck off

>>38502200
It wasn't even about the music. I detested them both by the time I was 16 or even 15. I just thought Limp Bizkit was cool and Linkin Park wasn't. Probably just I knew a wank who liked them or something.
>>38502202
I'm BritNormie so I've spoken about that at length before in here.

>>38502194
What the fuck, I like Ebin now

>>38502194
Agreed. I don't even know who that Len person is but I hate everything about him. Nothing wrong with being friendly but it's so obviously forced and disingenuous it pisses me off

>>38502214
BBQS, camping, drinking cider in local "goth spots" music gigs with our mums/weekend job money, house parties, hitch hiking to Scotland. Lots of shit.

>>38502265
>I don't even know who that Len person is

Extremely unconvincing denial there.

>>38502251
>@
you fucking idiot, what are you doing this isn't twitter

>poleaboo gone
>maybe the thread can stop talking about one guy over and over
>every other post refers to ebin
fucks sake lads

>>38502117
i probably would have been one but all my mates were chavs. i sort of became a bit of a mosher when i was 15/16, i mean i grew my hair long and i started wearing normal clothes and not tracksuits; this was enough to be considered a mosher/goth in my teenage years

a lot of the time goth birds fancied me. i probably could have became a normie and fucked emo birds if things were different. by the time i grew my hair out it was too late, i was already a mong.

im from liverpool and i remember all the mosher lads used to go to a place called courts in town or to the skate park by where i lived.

I don't even know who that Ebin person is but I hate everything about him. Nothing wrong with being edgy but it's so obviously forced and disingenuous it pisses me off

Just got 12 wins in arena on hearthstone lads. This must be how it feels to accomplish something.

>>38502265
>but it's so obviously forced and disingenuous it pisses me off
This, not sure how people don't feel like an idiot by eating up the fake positive crap. Atleast Tilde's dropped it down and gear and stopped using ~ all the fucking time.

>>38502286
Worst of all is Ebin intentionally starts drama and the fucktards fall for it every time which devolves into 1 large shitfest of a thread

Is there a single non cancerous recurring britfeel character?

>>38502286
Britfeel needs it lad. There's always been a few personalities that the thread has revolved around.

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>tfw all your friends were mosher/emo/metalhead types and they made fun of you for listening to bands that weren't basic kerrangcore

>>38502317
Ship/Doxxanon

He's always here, and never starts drama

>>38502283
Eh? I'd seen that avatar before but I didn't know it was Len. I would just ignore those posts

there's been a real lack of stories, lore and memes lately lads.

fucking up your game.

I don't even know who that Anonymous person is but I hate everything about him. Nothing wrong with being anonymous but it's so obviously forced and disingenuous it pisses me off

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I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING FRIEND IN MY LIFE. WHY CAN'T I EVEN HAVE A SINGLE FUCKING FRIEND?

>>38502333
yeah youre right, hes actually a pretty solid lad

>>38502326
As I got older and my taste improved, so did some of my mates. Some of them stayed metalheads, some of them weren't into music at all, but a few of them got really into good music, so I hung around with them more.

Had to go to uni before I met people with absolutely amazing taste in music though.

>>38502317
No and they never stop being brought up. Ebin and Tilde fellate each other when one of them is not around. Len has his autistic orbiter that screams when people don't like his gimmick. Amir samefags endlessly when not getting enough attention with his trip.

>>38502285
Didn't want to give him a (Y*o), clearly I know how to reply as shown the line above

>>38502300
Sorry to hear that lad.
I fingered ny first goth bird at ozzfest when I was younger.

>im from liverpool and i remember all the mosher lads used to go to a place called courts in town or to the skate park by where i lived.
I'm from Manchester and we used to chill at a mosher hangout called URBIS and Afflecks Palace.

>>38502333
Agreed. He's my favourite poster. If we ever moved to a different site, I'd want him to be the admin/mod.

>>38502375
What would you describe as amazing test in music? Just so I can judge you and feel superior

>>38502176
Not sure why I'd bully Tilde to be honest?

>>38502177
I fecking hate that feeling, I wish I could help you but it rings no bells for me.
Keep trying though, I spent a good amount of time looking for a seinfeld animation which I would reference IRL. When I couldn't find it again I thought I had dreamed it up or something.

>>38502194
Calm down ebin!

>>38502388
>im from liverpool and i remember all the mosher lads used to go to a place called courts in town or to the skate park by where i lived.

>I'm from Manchester and we used to chill at a mosher hangout called URBIS and Afflecks Palace.

In Glasgow it was outside the Gallery of Modern Art, or the steps of the Royal Concert Hall. The latter was my favourite.

>>38502333
>>38502367
its always the more normal lads that dont start drama. i mean, i would not consider ship anon a normie but he at least works and stuff.

>>38502383
don't alienate ebin and tilde too much or they'll leave before they release their real fellatio tape

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>>38502388
>tfw all my friends went to urbis and afflecks and never invited me

>>38502394
Basically stuff made between 1967-1972, and stuff that music critics love but don't sell many albums.

>>38502400
*self righteous reply*

>>38502451
So krautrock then?

>>38502390
>I'd want him to be the admin/mod.

I was actually a moderator of a forum with about 15,000-20,000 members before, and was easily the most controversial poster, and hated by hundreds if not thousands of posters. Tons of people, including one of the other moderators begged the admin to have me removed.

Eventually I stood down just to keep the peace, even though the admin wanted me to stay. We still talk now a lot

>>38502409
>im from liverpool and i remember all the mosher lads used to go to a place called courts in town or to the skate park by where i lived.

>I'm from Manchester and we used to chill at a mosher hangout called URBIS and Afflecks Palace.

>In Glasgow it was outside the Gallery of Modern Art, or the steps of the Royal Concert Hall. The latter was my favourite.

It's amazing that, considering we were all "social rejects" we had more a community to call home and meet friends and have more fun than the "normal chavs"


Looking back on the early 2000's I miss it sometimes.
I wonder what all my old mates are doing now.

>>38502339
Len needs to get with the times, people are tired of le generic positivity feac. Britfeel likes realism in it's personalities hence why the (you) magnets are a smelly NEET with anger issues and a tranny that works at gregs and vomits.

>>38502470
Nah very diverse, lots of genres.

>>38502459
*reddit ebin reply*

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>>38500852
ITS OVER! ITS FINALLY OVER

>Chester Bennington: Linkin Park vocalist 'took his own life'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40676530

>>38502491
One of the guys I met there is still one of my very good friends to this day.

I have a few others on Facebook and they all seem alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIZoEooBQ0U

listening to this while reading this shitty 'drama' shitposting

makes it a little more bearable

>>38502491
Also, can I just say, I'm glad that the majority of lads here are the same age and have experienced the same Mosher status.

>>38502488
Spill the beans mate, what forum was it? You don't have to say exactly, just give us a little idea.

>>38502317
Dolequest guy.

RIP

>>38502493
you could go to any normie social media site for the usual positivity schlock, people like ebin and tilde only exist in a few corners of the internet

I have a theory that Ebin is a convicted sex offender/paedophile

>>38502563
I told you that in confidence, not so you could spread it around here

>>38502563
wow it actually got leaked, madness

>>38502528
IN THE END IT DOESNT EEEEEEEVEN MATTTTTTTTTTERRRRR!!!

rip in peace

>>38502555
Exactly it's just boring shallow crap in exchange for a lack of personality. We want to see the real, bemusing autists if they're going to avatar/trip and crave our attention/(yous)

>>38502555
>normie social media

ebin stop talking about yourself in the third person

>>38502563
It'd explain all those threads about pedophilia recently with Ebina as the OP image and similar filenames.

>>38502548

It was a politics forum, I was one of the very earliest members, and as it started to grow the Admin wanted to appoint some moderators, we already got on quite well (even though he was quite socialist himself) and he trusted me, and he wanted 5 moderators with a rough political balance (1 far right, 1 centre right, 1 centre, 1 centre left, 1 far left) so I was chosen for the far right mod basically.

I always used to follow the rules to the letter, and even when far left members were being attacked unreasonably I would give appropriate warning points to right wing members, and tons of people still desperately called for me to be removed. I made a thread once about whether women should be allowed to vote, and that caused massive uproar. I just became the most divisive character of all. The people who hated/liked me didn't even really fall along political lines anyway. It was a brilliant forum with loads of great members. But the admin eventually sold the forum, the new admin wasn't as engaged with the community, it all just fell apart and all the regulars left.

That's basically was filled every moment of my spare time before /britfeel/

Can't believe someone leaked ebin has to sign a register lmao.

I thought this was genuinely one of the only unspoken secrets of britfeel.

>>38502563
That would be upsetting. I'm rather fond of ebin

>>38502563
I think doxxanon has my name, ask him to check the offenders registry

I've never even interacted with law enforcement

>>38502737

I don't have your name actually, I saw some other posters mentioned a name although I'm not sure if that was real or not

the people who sperg out about the trips are worse than the trips

>>38502776
>make a joke reply about Len
>all his orbiters spaz out for hours

Lads I don't browse here that often to know who ebin is.

Poleaboo is finally dead so who is this next autist?

>>38502705
This doesn't surprise me at all. You're an incredibly diplomatic figure here.

>>38502563
It's pretty much confirmed he is a 4'11 paedophile, yes

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>>38502776
Fuck off Ebin you dickhead

>>38502705
>I made a thread once about whether women should be allowed to vote
oh shippy you adorable stormfag

>>38502787
Waifuposter loyalty

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who here wins?

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What shall I have tonight, Dominos or Papa Johns?
>dominos is more expensive but arrives faster
>papa johns is cheaper but takes like an hour

>>38502787
Is Len's full name Leonard?

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>>38502812
heh... not too shabby.........

>>38502812
don't think I could tick any of those, maybe good shape but I have a disgusting skinnyfat body

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>>38502812
heres mine lads. I'm probably the worst here

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>>38502812
I preface this by saying that all the ones which are "did the thing ever" were a decade ago

>>38502831
No it's Lenny

>>38502853
>tried drugs

normie

>>38502812
had a birthday party, it was just a meal at a restaurant with family for my 21st
done drugs, obviously
had a few jobs
that's it

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>>38502817
which one tastes better, anon? you should go for that I really don't know I've never had either being in the country

>>38502834
>>38502853
>>38502863
LiteralIy no one cares

>>38502879
This guy cares >>38502812

Add your (You) and that's two. And a couple is enough

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>>38502812
oh so I have to type words do I fuck nut

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>>38502812
Didn't get a line

Love Island, followed by Naked Attraction

Top tier TV viewing tonight, boys

>>38502911
You know there's a tool to draw circles for you, right?

>>38502929
Yeah, that's what I used

>>38502891
He doesn't care though

I didn't even look at the pictures, so I didn't either

>hurr durr cared enough to reply

I care that you're a bunch of fucking narcissitic mongs who think people care about your pathetic little normie bingo.

Not the same thing.

>Chester fucking off'd himself

I fucking hate this year, take me back to based 2016

>>38502970
Your life is literally no different

Fuck off lad

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>>38502878
I don't know, they both taste better for different times if that makes any sense. I've been eating Dominos more often than Papa's these days so maybe I'll go for Papa's this time...
>want to move to the country for comfiness and to escape multiculturalism
would miss takeaways too much

Lads I'm about to get some pizza and beer in Asda (car broke down)

Any of you lads recommend some good movies or shows to watch tonight and tomorrow?

>>38502812

>Not fat/good shape
This one is debateable, I'd say I'm borderline

>Moved out of parents
I ticked it, but in reality they moved out of the family home into a bungalow

>>38502982
Yes mate we're all impressed by how little you care

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>>38502988
>car broke down
Yeah yeah, it's alright lad, you don't need to lie about being an Asda pleb.

>>38502988
Preacher and The Strain.

>>38502925
i like watching naked attraction so i can shitpost in the thread about it on /tv/

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>>38502812
I think I must be the biggest normie here

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>>38502999

forgot to add my bingo card

>>38503028
I got delayed by 2 hours so now I can drive to Asda..

I'll happily shop here, better than Tesco.

>>38503063
Just a jape, anon. Is Asda actually any good? All I know about it is some retarded kid from my old school now works there

>>38503112
It's good quality food.

It's owned by the American company Wal-Mart.

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>>38503112
>Some retarded kid from my old school now works there

Asda? More like ASDAN

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>>38502812
Considering trying LSD and thats it.

>>38503138
>It's good quality food

Ask me how I know you've never been outside the UK.

>>38503145
>Tfw they made me replace 2 of my GCSE choices for an ASDAN course I did once a week
>never passed it because my attendance was too low

>>38503182
Imagine being turned down for an ASDAN. That is shameful mate.

>>38503138
>walmart
>quality
All I've seen of Walmart is videos of niggers fighting over TVs on black friday, and old people shitting their pants

>>38503171
Lmao.

Mate.
I work in Beijing.
Try Chinese food then you miss British

>>38501901

nu metal and pop punk was the fucking worst.

the strokes and the vines turning up and blazing a trail for the garage rock revival in 2001 when i was 14 was sweet relief.

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>>38503145
Oh fuck that is a superbly meta and british meme, well done

>>38503205
Yeah the food quality in Chinese cities is terrible too. Still doesn't make ASDA good quality food.

Try visiting Spain, France, Italy or Germany.

>>38503198
God bless American nuggets

>>38503193
I did end up being a total failure in every aspect though

>>38503205

Haven't you got a moderately prosperous society to be building, Xi?

>>38503229
It's a classic Britfeel meme from 2015. We even had it in the OP pic at one point.

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>>38502812
Add a card that says "Doesn't have a mental disorder"

>>38502812
I got 10. I used to be quite social but very mentally unhealthy, now I'm finding a better balance but I hardly do any of those things now.

IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND IM ABOUT TO HANG MYSELF IN MY CLOSET

BOARD GAME ONLINE

>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mHhp&k=eFo

>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mHhp&k=eFo

Distract me from the anticholinergic side effects edition.

Game will start at half past.

Lads I'm gonna buy Tiger bread and Carling in Asda.

How many middle class people will I make uncomfortable in the waiting line?

>>38503287
>middle class
>ASDA

don't think you have to worry lad

>>38503287
I like tiger bread.

>>38503287
>Middle class people
>In ASDA

None.

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>>38503255
Welp there's my newfag showing again. I started browsing britfeel in 2015 but I guess I never saw that meme. S-sorry, I'll leave right now

>>38503302
This Asda is located in a 90% Jewish area, anon.

>>38503287
Stand in the queue blaring electronic music through earphones so loud that they can hear it.

>>38503314
aw no! stay we love you <3

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>>38502812
I didn't know how fucked I really am until I did this.

>>38503287
You probably equate upper lower class to be middle class. The middle class in Britain is almost non existent now.

>>38503287
Not as awkward as when I buy turkey dinosaurs and potato smiles.

I want to see Shipanon's normalfag bingo.

>>38503320
The one at Southgate Circus?

>>38503355
I want to see Shipanon's shipposting station.

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I think once all the dark net markets are shut down I'll just kill myself.

There's no way I'll be able to socialise with a weed dealer irl and I'd rather die than have to live with my anxiety.

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>>38503384
I'd imagine its like this with google earth images and pictures of bins/car numberplates and also a rubiks cube or two

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>>38503328
Thanks, lad. You're the only ones who've ever truly accepted me here

>>38503429
Sod the memes mate I want to see the real thing. I'd post asking for battlestations but then I'd be inclined to post my shitty one.

>>38503412
There will never be a situation where they are all shut down. There's still about 7 or 8 of them up, and I guarantee you that people are working on more as we speak.

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He went out the most Linkin Park way possible, truly he was the most Linkin Park of us all.

>>38503287
Somebody tell me what's wrong with a daily diet of tiger bread, chicken paste, carling, and sterling?

I agree with OP

>>38503412
that's never going to happen: the demand is too strong and the darknet is too hard to regulate

>>38503477
Why'd he do it? Depression?

>>38503412
You on Darknet Heroes League yet Anon? It's best market I've ever used.

>>38503503
He told us he was hardcore.

>>38503503
normies commit suicide because they're edgy attention seekers

>>38503505
I'm waiting to see which market comes out on top after the AB/hansa shit. I'm also thinking about ditching BTC and moving to monero for extra security.

got no sympathy for Chester Bennington
fucking cunt was a father of 6

absolute shithouse, coward.

>>38503547
>Bennington
Benis :D

>>38503547
Meth is more important.

>>38503523
another piece of wisdom from ebin

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If by recreational drugs it means anti depressant, I guess I am taking some

>>38503547
I don't think he killed himself for sympathy so your lack of it doesn't really matter much.

Sure he had kids but so fucking what, at the end of the day it's his decision to kill himself and it's not like his kids are going to go destitute.

I'm sure when they grow up and learn more about life the more they'll understand and respect his decision.

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>>38503355
>I want to see Shipanon's normalfag bingo.
I posted it
>>38502999
>>38503043
I did go to prom but not with a girl

>>38503384
>I want to see Shipanon's shipposting station.
I've posted this about 4/5 times before, pic related

>>38503595
>fat
>living with parents
>not had a job
>still lost your virginity
Explain this.

>>38503544
It will be Dream. It's already huge and has been established for years. Trade Route will get into number 2 spot probably. DHL will be the new Hansa.

>>38503429
i imagine this exactly but in the back of a van. in my head he travels around the country adding images to his detective wall in his van.

i wish he was my mate

>>38503595
>Doesn't use social networking sites and apps
>Tagged in photos with girls

>>38503624
I'm not fat, but I'm in a terrible shape, and I've met a girl in a Psychiatric Yard I've been hospitalized in for the past 8 months, thats how.

>>38503619
>That 1990's council house fireplacem

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>>38503619
d-do you drink vinegar too?

>>38503608
>Sure he had kids but so fucking what, at the end of the day it's his decision to kill himself and it's not like his kids are going to go destitute.

>I'm sure when they grow up and learn more about life the more they'll understand and respect his decision.

fuck you, my dad killed himself when I was 15 and it near ruined my life, it wasn't until I realised what a selfish cunt he was for doing it that I was able to move on. Fuck his feelings, his kid's feelings are more important, he's a shit dad

>>38503619
Well....at least you have a really comfy looking chair.

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>CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
>LOSING MY MIND
>WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
>LOSING MY SIGHT
>LOSING MY MIND
>WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
>NOTHING'S ALRIGHT
>NOTHING IS FINE
>I'M RUNNING AND I'M CRYING

>>38503646
I have an account which I rarely/never use (only when I need to contact someone through message if I lost their phone number or something similar)

>>38503619
Oh I've seen that plenty. I just never knew that was you.

>that hammer
Every time.

>>38503648
How would you rate looney pussy?

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>>38502812

Got worried at the start but looks like I'm safe

>>38503648
so it is true. You do get to have sex with crazy qts in psychiatric hospitals.

Looks like I'll be having a suicide attempt soon lads. Seeya in a bit.

>>38503674
I did this.

I caught the clap.

>>38503671
Well I've only had sex with one person, so I can't really throw rates about this.
>>38503674
I'm in a relationship with her, so it's not only sex, we haven't really had sex there, too much risk of getting caught.
And I don't think I would qualify her as a "cutie", it's not the prettiest girl in the world.

>>38503653

I dunno if you were in the thread last night but I said I always put my own viengar on chip shop chips otherwise it makes the car stink for ages, that's why the bottle is always on my desk.

I used to drink vinegar neat, yes. Usually I'd take a sachet home from Burger King or whereever and drink it later on

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>>38500852
I got invited to a party from someone at my uni's someones flat, this is my first party since I've been a loser pretty much at all my previous school life and Uni is a fresh start.

Im getting nervous and heart palpatations just thinking about it, what do.

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>>38503665
>people claim to love minimalism
>act all smart arsed when they see a truly minimalist setup

>>38503710
>tfw 2nd year at uni in my own flat with no roomates

i got through halls but i like my own space

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>>38503704
I'm addicted to it I think, always take sips from a bottle of malt vinegar and its cheap too. as a kid I used to make my chips absolutely swim in the stuff. I've been informed its healthy though h-haha

>>38503710
Take as much of the drugs on offer as possible.

>>38503710
Bring mints

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>>38503671
>that hammer
>Every time.

I took that picture the day I laid the carpet, the hammer has gone back in the toolbox but the micro-Christmas tree is still there, albeit upright now.

This was the bombsite a few hours before that pic was taken. When I lifted up the old carpet, I found an entire copy of The sun from 1989 that has just been sitting there for 28 years without me even knowing.

>>38503655
People in my life should do what I want regardless of their own feelings reeeeeeeeee: the post.

>>38503722
People who say that like the way minimalism looks instead of actually liking minimalism itself, so when they what actual minimalists do they somehow think that's bad

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>>38503752
>90% of OC and characters is from shipanon

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>>38503702
Alright then. Rate your experience with that one crazy qt. What was up with her noggin?

>>38503752
>doing your own floor
Stop that. Pay me to come do it goyim.

>>38503726

I used to be but I eventually tapered off. Are you thin? The acetic acid in it helps increase fat metabolism.

I also drank 1/3 of a bottle as a dare once and it made me vomit, which was also the last time I've ever vomitted, March 8th 2008.

>>38503760
people should have some fucking responsibility for their kids, yes.

>>38503781
>Stop that. Pay me to come do it goyim.

I already paid you 90 bong for the fucking carpet David carpet shagstein, although my stairs need doing and that will be a hassle to lay myself, so I probably will just pay someone

>>38503781
Well it's great to be with someone from time to times, but since I still live with my parents and she does too we don't meet eachother that often, but everybody we do it's pretty good, we both left the loonybin a few months ago and we haven't been doing the best we could be
.
It's no really the most enjoyable thing to receive a call from her telling you she wants to kill herself every now and then.

But overall I think it helped me a bit to "stabilize" my mental health.

>>38503827
Your parents moved out and the house is just yours now, mortgage free? That's brilliant.

>>38503792
>tfw the last time I vomited was last week

>>38503827
>tempted to offer my hands
>worried to enter Shipanon's home
I'd be honestly concerned that when it comes time for payment you just slip me a lethal dose of morphine.

>>38503669
I can't go on living this way either lad

>>38503821
I agree to an extent but agency trumps everything.

>>38503847
Yeah, I'm an only child, so I'm just here alone now. My dad still has 1 room for storing clutter and the shed for storing clutter, but basically it's mine now.

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got my next cheat meal planned

>>38503949
weak excuse to not have any responsibility for your actions

guarantee if we were talking about some 'roastie' who wanted to give her baby up for adoption you'd be throwing your toys out the pram

>>38503979
M8, just drink shitloads of milk-free, sugar-free tea. You can get it flavoured like almost anything and that shit has next to no calories; it's glorious.

BOARD GAME ONLINE ROUND 2 FOR ALL THOSE WILLING

>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mHhK&k=HA2

not really up for chatting much edition

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I'm drinking a cup of tea, earl grey, hot. What you lads up to?

>>38503896
>concerned
What the fuck is wrong with you normie, you should be grateful he's letting you have peace