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>>38495575
thanks lad

nice weather today, I wonder if I'll go outside

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a big scary monster attacked but pepe was not afraid, he is strong and doesnt give up
remember to always try your best, even when things seem hard

no greater feeling than wanking somewhere where you can get caught.

TRIPFAGS FUCKOFF

The "Paki" shopkeeper needs to change he looks more Arab than anything.

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What r u listening 2, fella's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1zTN38AJ8Y

>>38495696
Magnus did nothing wrong ;)

>>38495678
i think t he monster is an allegory for mrs may and pepe is defending his right to watch facesitting porn

>>38495575
I just passed my CBT, I've got a bike, and I'm on my way to leaving NEET kingdom and becoming a wagecuck.

And I'm still depressed, what did I do wrong? I thought keeping busy was meant to curb stomp depression.

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>>38495678
I think we can all learn from this
>>38495704
not really music but this ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfC7Rx0mikM
that's a really strange but kinda cool song desu

When I get drunk I start to become sexually attracted to my mum

I want to replay GTA3 on a whim but you need a IT degree to get it to work with a controller on steam.

>>38495772
I had the same problem when I replayed VC on pc

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>>38495755
How much do you have to drink to become drunk, and is your mum especially hot or is she a munter?

>>38495772
How can you be so tech illiterate that you can't even use xpadder to rebind some keys.

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>>38495575
surprise surprise 17

>>38495678
This is insulting to me as a Welsh man. Please delete it.

Just did a ghost poo, lads. I thought they were a myth

>>38495799
xpadder is a shit meme and always has been. enjoy deadspots on your analogs.

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Has anyone else always been ugly even when they were a child or is it just me


I have literally never had positive attention from a female in my life that wasn't a family member

>>38495691
There should also be children being raped in the Kebab shop

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>tfw its 12 o clock already

>>38495835
I use antimicro myself but xpadder is, or used to be, retard friendly.

>>38495857
fukin ell lad it's almost 1 now

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>>38495857
I wish time wouldn't march as fast as it does, I need more time so I can waste it

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Sup lads, how's your day going?
What you up to?
Listening to anything? Playing anything? Watching anything?
It's not a bad day outside, anyone gonna be taking a daunder outside today?

Personally I've been listening to this album a lot since it's leak and it's pretty damn tight. It's my favourite Tyler album, but to be fair I'm not keen on his horrorcore rap he use to spit. He seems to have matured on this album, and the production is on fleek.

Might go for a ride around town later. Got work tonight, but that's not till 10 so I can have a cheeky nap before hand.

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>>38495857
>tfw feels early since i usually wake up at 4pm

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Does doing exercise release some kind of chemical that makes you hate fat people?

Usually i don't care about fat people but when I've been doing a hard stint on my bike and my thighs are red raw and I cycle past a fat person I'm instantly revolted.

>>38495715
What are you upto now then Iaddo?

>>38495953
Nah lad, you probably just feel like you're working out while others are just being lazy. If you can do it, why can't they?.

I don't bother about other people. All I care about is that I'm enjoying myself. I don't work out for muscles or girls, but because I feel good doing it. Do it for yourself brah.

Also if you ever get on a bus with your bike, give a seat to a girl breastfeeding a 3 year old or you may be getting abuse on facebook.

cycling makes me hate normies in general 2bh

Left college 6 months ago after leaving for health reasons 2 months shy of my qualification, every night I can't sleep no matter what I do and I lie there struggling to breath until I pretty much pass out from exhaustion at 4am, been trying to look for work but everytime I do I lose all motivation immediately and just watch YouTube videos all day till I go to bed at night and start to struggle to sleep again. Any of you lads been in this situation, how do I fix this I feel like I'm going insane?

>>38495953
I want cyclists to fuck off. They are scum

t. Londoner

>>38496020
Cycling is the most normie pursuit lad. Fuck normies on their two wheels. They're fucking mungos who think they own the road and that us drivers who happen to go much faster are a danger. NO FAGGOT, YOU RIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD IS THE PROBLEM.

>>38495987
What if the fat person is working out though? They can't work out 24/7 to look like they are trying for others.

>>38495953
people who have jobs see you pissing about on a bike on a thursday morning and are revolted.

>>38489021
Those chicken strippers look a bit shit tbqh.

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>You last exercised 41 days ago

>>38496012
How's the gf (male) ebin

>>38496052
>tfw bmxfag
I agree cyclists are fucking scummy cunts.

>>38496062
Which is why I don't care about other people. You don't know what they are up to in their personal life.
For example, Mr. Cyclist may go home and beat his kids, but I'm supposed to say he's a good cunt because he is keeping fit.

Playing Crash Bandicoot remaster.
>tfw the original plays better on an emulator than the remaster.
Shit controls (digital buttons replacing analogue was a mistake.) and laoding times longer than the original psx version.
Activision are actually claiming they made it harder. NO YOU DIDN'T YOU JUST MADE IT SHIT CONTROLS.

>>38496057
Driving is normie as fuck tho

I have the body of a teenage boy, how do I get into strength training?

It's just so boring. At least with cardio there's a start and an end of the route.
Doing sets and reps, you're spending most of the time waiting until you can do the same thing you've down a dozen times again, in the same grotty room looking at the same shit.

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>>38496101
>tfw you use to do PPLxPPL every week for 6 months.
>tfw you have one shitty downer period and don't work out for 2 weeks.
>tfw it's been 6 months since I've actually did a full week of workouts.

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>>38495913
Trying to get into Rocket League, but it's more frustrating than fun so I might drop it. Not got the patience to spend 10 hours practicing aerials.

Think I'll waste the day on some autistic Minecraft modpack I've been playing instead. Seems to take forever just to do basic things but I can watch some streams and chat to people the same time because it's more relaxed than trying to time hitting balls going at 50 mph in the air.

Might try a Murakami book later on. Been a while since I read a novel.

>>38496130
t. faggot who couldn't pass his test so gets a shitty bike from halfords and causes trouble for regular people.

Also, cycling is becoming the go to normie activity.

>>38496132
Greyskull LP/Candito Linear programing.

Any starter Strength program lad.
Fuck Starting Strength though.

>>38496057
>NO FAGGOT, YOU RIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD IS THE PROBLEM.

They are perfectly entitled to ride in the middle of the road. If you're too impatient to wait for a moment to pass, YOU are the problem

>>38496143
Murakami
Ryu or Haruki?

Both are pretty decent reads.

>>38496163
And I'm perfectly entitled to take over the cunt without causing danger to him and oncoming traffic, but if I take over and he feels I'm not 4 cars width away he has a wee tantrum and posts my video on youtube.

>>38496052
I want Londoners to fuck off. They are scum

t. the rest of England

>>38496203
There's a solution to that

Be the required distance away from the cyclist when you pass

Once \again, you are the problem

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>>38496205
Want anything south of Newcastle to fuck off to be fair.

>>38496216
The required length is on arm length away from him.

Trust me, most cyclists have a piss fit if you do that. The wee poofs shit bricks at a vehicle near them.

>>38496155
>t. faggot who couldn't pass his test

I've been driving longer than you have

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>>38496234
>Arm length

It's 1.5m, I hope you haven't passed your driving test

>>38496244
Maybe, but I've been driving since 2006 lad so I don't give a fuck.

>>38496267
Passed it 11 years ago lad. Back before we had all these cyclists riding under busses like the fucking lemmings they are.

>>38496218
Nah anything south of the Watford Gap can go. Excluding Wales of course.

>>38496279
>Passed it 11 years ago lad

Then why don't you know the law

>tfw superior being who both drives and cycles and obeys the laws for both vehicles.

>2 weeks of eating barely 1,000kcal
>1 day of eating 5,000+kcal
can I live like this?

>>38496205
Imagine we did fuck off. You'd be a third world country within months without the tax revenue that London generates.

>>38496267
>vulnerable road users
they only are when it suits because normally they mouth off like sailors and weave through traffic or go across pavements the rest of the time, it's only when that goes wrong that they are suddenly so precious

Bomb London and Britain would go back to being 99% white

>>38496330
Just like we would be outside of the EU

Oh wait...

>>38496297
To be fair, I'm partial to a little trip to Torquay now and then lad. But over all the south needs to be nuked.

>>38496306
>then why don't you know the law.
Because it's been eleven years since I read the highway code, and I have yet to cause an accident so why should I give a toss.

Do you know every last bit of the law for driving lad?

>>38496327
Wouldn't recommend it lad.

>>38496345
>get hit by a bus
>it was the drivers fault.
>busses have big signs say to over take the right side, not the left.
>the cyclist tried to over take on the left.

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>Cycling along path today
>Policeman looked right at me and didn't do shit

That's right fuck the police

>>38496345
Exactly. Jews of the road.
Unless they get punished the same as a driver they can fuck off.

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>Its another "friends" make plans without me for the 5th time in a row episode

>>38496354
The EU thing is a lot more complicated because it's about international trade and shit like that.

But the fact London is funding the rest of the country is very simple to understand, and it's an indisputable fact. London generates 30% of UK tax revenue, with 10% of the population.

>>38496358
>Because it's been eleven years since I read the highway code, and I have yet to cause an accident so why should I give a toss.

Because it's been all over the news in the last few weeks. Overtaking distance is the new hot topic and police are doing loads of drivers for passing close.
All a cyclist has to do is send a recording of you passing within 1.5m and you'll get a ticket.

Just trying to warn you so you don't get shafted.

>>38496323
I and used to cycle a lot so I don't think I'm shit. I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle license aswell.

go live in the woods, next year i plan to live in the woods for a year - your problems don't exist in the woods, your day isn't complicated in the woods the only things that matter in the woods

>fishing
>gather woods
>forage for fruit & veg
>gather water
>make food
>steralize and drink water
>go sleep in your tent

no social issues, no obligations, no expectations, no medication - just freedom

I mean get a solar panel, battery pack and ulimited data plan you could live innawoods and still shitpost

>>38496354
We haven't left the EU yet mate. Just you wait. Don't you read the news? The whole thing is turning out to be chaos.

>>38496380
>lads at work keep organising stuff for a tuesday
>work every tuesday
>shift changes and now I get tuesdays off
>lads change it to thursday
Okay, I swear to fuck these lads are definitely doing it on purpose right?

>>38496306
i think most people with a driving license don't know the law desu

>City planners try to get cyclists off the road by building cycle paths
>Pedestrians walk on them

So what am I supposed to do? Go on the road and play with traffic or potentially slam into an old granny at 20mph?

>>38496395
Surely you don't intend to live in the woods in the UK? Nowhere is isolated enough for you not to be disturbed for a whole year. Have you thought about a location yet?

>>38496102
can't say that without it being real life tbqh. I think the circumstance means that real dating is almost impossible for either of us so I wouldn't consider it normie

>>38496143
never got good at rocket league after hours tbqh

>>38496389
>Just trying to warn you so you don't get shafted.
In that case, cheers lad.
I just fucking hate cyclists is all.

>>38496391
Motorcycle license
Fucking do it lad.
Nothing nicer than driving the back roads on a bike.

>>38496414
got some woodlands near me which are fairly isolated, I know I'll run into people eventually but they'll just think I'm a camper and leave me alone (hopefully) so yes plan to do it in the UK and have a spot I'm fairly confident will work

>>38496327
based on a 2000 TDEE, for 14 days you run a 14000 deficit.
So unless you manage to eat 16,000 calories in a single day, you should be okay.

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>>38496403
>these lads are definitely doing it on purpose right?


you already know they are, I feel betrayed, the only reason these cunts even know eachother is because I introduced them, I was the catalyst for our group of friends then the cunts ditch me for seemingly no reason all of a sudden then act like its no big deal, swear I'll murder them eventually if they keep this up

Do you ever run out of things to feel insecure about? I was insecure about my height but now I don't care. Then I was insecure about my jaw but I'm pretty much over it. What should I do now? Should I try to revive an earlier insecurity or look for a new one?

>>38496440
where do you live? im pretty sure wild camping is only legal in scotland

>>38496455
not getting too specific but there's a nature reserve near me where wild camping's tolerated

>>38496440
The type of shelter that you'll need over winter is going to make it clear that you aren't a camper.

I mean, you could survive with just a tent and a really good mountaineering sleeping bag but it wouldn't be pleasant.

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Hey just thought of an idea to keep drivers on their toes.

Gonna post a theory question once in a day to keep you lads aware.

Here's todays. (it's an easy as fuck one)

During which Manoeuver may you remove your seat belt?

A - Reversing
B - Hill Start
C - Emergancy stop
D - Driving Slowly

A - Reversing
You may remover your seat belt while you're carrying out a manoeuvre that includes reversing. But you must put it back on again before you resume driving.

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>posts in a thread

>it dies

>>38496460
you should probably pick up some kind of /out/ hobby so you arent bored all day, like woodcarving or something. also make sure you keep up your hygiene
other than that good luck to you lad

I became THAT cyclist a few months ago.

>go onto the path to avoid the lights
>go back onto the road
>nearly get flattened by a bus
>*HONK*
>indignantly turn around
>stick two fingers up on each hand and wave them up and down
>bus driver looks so angry he could shit
>immediate regret

Soz', bus driver lad. You ever honk me again though, so help me Eris I will do literally nothing because it's a fucking bus, what could I even attempt?

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>>38496496
>only post in britfeel
>it never dies

>>38496479
I've tested my sleep system in fairly harsh winters before it hold up well, I will admit it's not nice but it won't lead to me dying or getting sick

>>38496502
yeah I was thinking the same also when/if I end up doing it be sure as fuck I'll be giving daily/weekly updates to britfeel from my phone

>>38496513
you sound like an absolute bellend desu lad

Just spoke to my mental health social worker, she'll co-sign my passport form tomorrow. Allowing myself to relax a little now.

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get the waifu posting out of your system in one go with my new and improved GCHQ '''safety''' form

Just had my 6th counselling session

I quit about 25 minutes in
Declined any further therapy
I was near tears

Feel so hopeless

Feel like I'm going to slit my wrists in the next few days but I don't want to miss my trial so I'll wait

>>38496530
Yeah I doubt you'll die or get sick, but isn't the whole point of your plan to have an easier life? Testing it for a night or two is different from doing it for a whole winter also.

But good luck mate. Would love it if you could post updates but I suppose that isn't possible.

>>38496513
>tfw use to drive a delivery truck
>tfw cyclists use to do stupid shit all the time
I'm a fucking truck mate. Are you stupid, you'd be under my wheels and I'd never even notice.

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>>38495772
Got it all working lads. Gonna wait till a bit later tonight to play it so i can get maximum comfy.

>>38496558
Why did you do that you stupid cunt?

I feel like you are just trying to deliberately destroy your life as much as possible by doing self destructive things like becoming a tranny, committing crimes and refusing the psychological help you so deeply need. You must hate yourself so, so much.

>tfw a cager was fat near me

I have just thought of a brilliant idea. You lads are in for a treat.

>>38496567
pls try the governement urgently needs your data

>>38496559
desu it's not about if I manage to stay innawoods for a year it's more about trying to stay innawoods for a year, to have something to work towards also I've used my phone mobile data in that forest before so when I do it I could probably post updates

>>38496567
Nobody cares about your inability to fill in a chart

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>>38496380
On my 18th birthday I organised a small get together down the pub, one of them cancelled on me, the other was ill and the other couldn't go because he went away, two were correct, the one who said he couldn't go was lying. Saw him in the same exact pub that night. I only went because my sister felt bad for me and got her friends to take me out for drinks.

>>38496570
RUSH RUSH GET THE YAYO

>>38496603
wrong game m8

>>38496594
Would be cool lad. Looking forward to seeing posts about it.

>>38496570
I did this during the steam sale but it wouldn't even boot so I just refunded it haha

>>38496599
you have a great sister, just need some new friends mate

>>38496382
London is only in the position to generate that much tax because Scottish oil money re-built the city and created all the infrastructure around London you see today.

If there was ever to be a London seccession then the divorce bill would be astronomical as we'd no doubt seek to reclaim money that was unjustly spent on London just because the political elite choose to live there.

>>38496532

That was the only incident in 8 months of cycle commuting though, to be fair. I was an absolute bellend on that morning though, yeah.

>>38496564

Drivers do retarded shit all the time too though, people who act like cars never cause accidents do my nut in. The amount of people who don't indicate pulling into my local Asda alone is bewildering.

>>38496609
Nah, it's on flashback fm on GTA 3 lad.

http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Flashback_FM

>>38496614
I'm going on a routine camp soon so I'll be sure to snap some pictures for you lad - like I said it'll be a year before I intend to live innawoods

>>38496570
>24HR ORGY
>FREE BUFFET
kek

>>38496618
theres a thing called silentpatch you need to use to get them working.

>>38496558
Start a new life in Pakistan. You're craving your motherland.

>>38496577
>You must hate yourself so, so much.
That's kinda what he said

I don't need psychological help, I've wasted this guys time for 6 weeks, I've got fuck all to talk about because my problems are so petty
He tried giving me an ego boost by saying he's worked with thousands of people but he'll remember me

Fucking liar

>>38496594
Fuck yes sounds awesome. If things get good invite /britfeel/ and we can make our own kingdom, the beta uprising is upon us.

>>38496599
aww you poor thing. my friends ditched me to go to a party somewhere else on my 20th last week, we really do need better '''freinds''' lad. Fucking normies.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/07/woman-goes-in-for-cataract-surgery-has-27-contact-lenses-removed-from-her-eye/

>people unironically put plastic in their eyes

>>38496626
I agree lads. Car drivers are pretty bad too.
>not indicating off a roundabout
While not illegal gets my fucking goat.

Also, motorcyclists are the fucking worst for 'holier than thou' attitudes.

>>38496552

There's so much redundant crap on there.

>foods, drinks AND snacks
>bands and albums
>"characters"

Less is more.

>>38496640
not sure if you're being ironic but I would love that anon

>>38496623
Yes I do, yes I do.

I had an idea where I would go to spoons or something and strike up a convo and make some mates, but I can't because I'm an ADHD low IQ retard, and I'm not sure if many people would find me interesting enough to be my friend. I'm going to try and find a job and then get friends there, leave the sixth form 'friends' behind.

>>38496625
That is true. Scotland and London are both the best parts of the UK, the rest is basically a depressing shithole. We should leave together.

>/briitfeel/ is a bunch of anarcho-nativists
who would have thought?
>>38496651
wasn't me, this thread made it. I ignored lots of it.
>>38496497

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>>38496648
tfw got my cbt certificate and get moaned at by /britfeelers/

>>38496660
aye, just need to leave the education system behind - i found that all my friends from sixth form were just important to me out of convenience, and vice versa

theres an abundance of great people in the world, just gotta find em

>>38496639
Poley I've spoken to thousands of people in my life but I'll always remember you too. You're a unique kind of lunatic.

And you definitely need psychological help. You are constantly acting in a way that is against your best interests. You literally piss yourself because you're scared to ask where the toilet is, don't you understand how mental that is?

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Does anyone want to play pubg?

>>38496676
Nothing wrong with having a cbt lad.
I have a bike licence and a honda cbr 250, but bike drivers are fucking fannies. Sick of hearing them down the cafe moaning about drivers cutting them off etc when I know most drive like muppets.

>>38496676
c-can I quiz you about how it should work? I had one session but I cried all the way though it and canceled the other three. My parents are making me sign up again somewhere else.
>>38496690
my brother convinced me to buy it, it's good fun

>>38496690
I'll play with you anon, I don't have a mic though

>>38496684
Most of them are going to uni anyway, and I can't afford it, don't know what I'll do there and I fucking hate school. I think I had an attendance of about 60% at sixth form, just waking up late and being depressed for the most part.

>>38496706
>its just people trying to one up people with their special snowflake taste and then circlejerking about how great their taste is with eachother
this sounds wonderful, I love circlejerking

>>38496599
Kek you already told this story in a thread about 3 days ago lad

You will most likely not be able to ride a bike on the road much longer

We will be heading towards a world where only self driving cars are legal, and self driving car makers have admitted it's almost impossible to program a car to deal with cyclists.

So cagers will win again and get their way like they did in the 1920s

>>38496706
>implying your posts aren't just circlejerking about how shit your life is

>>38495739
>>38496676
>>38496697
Cock and ball torture cerfticate?

>>38496727
>and self driving car makers have admitted it's almost impossible to program a car to deal with cyclists
I need a citation for that bruv
>>38496729
shh don't be mean

>>38496715
man i come from the absolutely poorest of the poor - i can afford uni on the government loan without taking any money from my parents or even working a meaningful amount.

At least look into uni - youd be surprised by the variety of people there, its not all posh cunts

>>38496729
yeah its a bit hypocritical , maybe I'm just insecure about my lack of interests and likes

>>38496690

Build me a decent PC first, tyvm

>>38496703

I had to do it twice because I'm thick as fuck, lied to them about having ADHD and low IQ but I think they guessed as much, paid about 200 GBP for 2 days. I am happy I passed though.

>>38496697
I have a CBF 125, but I know a mate who has the CBR 125, honestly, I don't see a difference in 125's they're all sideways lawnmowers.

>>38496686
>And you definitely need psychological help.
Counselling didn't help

>You are constantly acting in a way that is against your best interests
No one can help me with that but me
I can either move out of my parents and join some social clubs
OR
I can just shut off, stop trying, stop feeling

That's the conclusion I reached, pick a side, living in the middle is what causes me pain

>>38496738
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/19/uber-self-driving-cars-bike-lanes-safety-san-francisco

>>38496570
>Monicas
>installing mods for a tranny paki

baka desu

if I was born in 97 what am I gen x, millenial or what I don't get it?

what is the best place to make a fake email account?

>>38496763
Gen Z, I think.

>>38496740
I am poor too, but honestly I'm not interested with the debt, especially if what I get doesn't interest me more than free alternatives, that's why I got an apprenticeship.

Not sure about you lad but I cannot fucking stand school, I get why it exists and I get that it's good, but I can't do it. I'm too dumb and lack the motivation, the only thing I was motivated to do was a BTEC in Engineering, which admittedly was super fun.

>>38496757
that's the wrong trip you fucking larper

>>38496757
Your problems are so massive that they will take years to fix, you can't expect an overnight fix.

>>38496763
iGeneration. I think their official name is Gen Z.

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>>38495678
Excellent work as always anon, you should try and monetise your talent if you haven't already!

>>38496764
You mean a second email account?

Wherever the fuck you'd like you dense cunt.

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>>38496782
You should get yourself an ASDAN certificate.

Mine has opened many doors for me.

>>38496782
fair fair - i have the motivation thing too.
ive mostly used it so far to bring my social skills up to par with the rest of civilisation

most of my mates are doing really well off the back of apprenticeships, almost jealous desu

>>38496772
>>38496795

>Millennials, also known as the Millennial Generation[34] or Generation Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X. Demographers and researchers typically use the early to mid-1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years.[35] As of April 2016, the Millennial generation surpassed the Boomer generation in size in the USA, with 76 million Boomers and 77 million Millennials.

I'm a fucking millennial fuck sake lads anyone who knows my birth year will instantly associate me with this fucking lot

>spotify discover weekly has a song that I really like
>artist only has 2 singles uploaded to spotify

this happens to me way too often

>>38496789
We made no progress in those 6 sessions

I can't even tell what my problems are so there was no indication things will get better

>>38496764
i use guerillamail whenever some cunt website asks me to make an account for no reason.

>>38496810
they made me take an ASDAN instead of two GCSE choices, and I failed that too because my attendance was too low haha

>>38496807
nah, most places ask for a phone number to verify it and a second email. i dont want the email to be attached to my phone or real email

>>38496826
Six sessions? Six fucking sessions?

Mate you need HUNDREDS of sessions. You aren't just slightly depressed. You're a full lunatic. You can't expect to make progress in six sessions. That's like being 400lbs and saying you don't see any progress after going to the gym for six times.

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WAHEYYYYY ANY OF YOU LADS GOING TO BECOME DADS?

why the fuck do these types of images get popular on social media do people actually believe them? what purpose do they serve?

>>38496843
By most places you mean yahoo, google and microsoft.

I'm not going to spoon feed you something that you can literally google.

>>38496844
it's not him, look at the tripcode

>>38496823
>Generation Z (also known as iGeneration, Centennials, Post-Millennials, Plurals, or the Homeland Generation in the United States) is the demographic cohort after the Millennials. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use starting birth years ranging from the mid-1990s to mid-2000s, and as of yet there is little consensus about ending birth years.

>Pokemon Go
>Join us in Chester this weekend to visit many historic PokeStops

LADS ON TOUR?!

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>>38496810
Is this a meme or not? I can't tell. Is an ASDAN like a GCSE or something? If so I don't think I'll do it, I already got my GCSE's and A-levels, I doubt the ASDAN would count for much.

>>38496852
its a shit excuse to tag yer mate and get that laughing face emoji feedback they crave

low effort dopamine hit

>>38496870
autist on tour

>>38496852
it's the social media equivalent of getting a (You) from a friend

>>38496844
I mean there was no indication that I'd ever make progress

Every session was so pointless, felt like we were talking about pointless shit that I didn't care about and I couldn't answer his questions well

Only thing it made me think was maybe I didn't really have any problems if I had nothing to talk about

>>38496860
I change my tripcode like us girls change clothes

>>38496906
>I change my tripcode like us girls change clothes
alright post your new trip on your blog for verification
>inb4 some shitty excuse

>>38496926
I'll post about counselling tonight anyway

>>38496938
ah yes so you cannot give proof right now but we should just take your word for it anyway - I repeat fuck off larper

>>38496906
>>38496938
im gonna quit hrt and get some diazepam instead

>>38496954
Check the trip I'm using now

It's a classic

Got "duh" and "qt" in it
My favourite trip desu

>>38496984
hmmmmmmmmmm still no proof

>>38496990
Fine, check blog in 5 minutes

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>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 13 - Avatars or Signatures.

ah yes

>>38497003
will do homie hope you're actually poley cause I've kinda missed him

>>38495739
Try and remember the basics of CBT snake

>>38496558
How much do you hate the other 2 tripfags here?

It's okay to admit you do.

>>38497045
Enough that I miss Nigii

Tilde is a cunt too, asked for my PSN but didn't add me - just like others here too

>>38497018
>break the rules
>surprised when you get a ban for it

Being properly autistic must be so fun. Just stumbled upon a video of a guy walking into an elevator and listing all its specs excitedly before walking out again on the same floor.

>tfw you are cleaning out your attic and come across your box of CDs from when you were in high school.

Currently listening to this classic.

and by classic i mean shitty album

>>38497064
WTF I like pakiboo now.

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>>38497070
Forgot to post my god album cover.
Oh well.

>>38497070
Is it some shit like dizzy rascal?

>>38497081
Lad. That's not a bad album. Not their best but still good for some nostalgia 90s/early 00s punk.

i have heard hard knock is making an OKcupid account

>>38497125
Has he heard of the shit Tilde and Ebin have said about him and his family? He would be bloody furious.

>>38497064
I'd add you if you played Overwatch or Tekken 7 lad

>>38497096
Funny enough Boy in Da Corner is there as well. Might put that on next.
>>38497097
I don't know lad, it's got maybe 2 songs I actually like and there rest are just kinda meh. Might put Americana on after Boy in Da Corner, see how that holds up.

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>>38497125
I heard Hard Knock listens to Cilla as he does his MMA training

>>38497159
I don't play those games or want to interact at all

Just please add me

Zabimaru-bankai

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Anyone here know the deal with sleeping in their cars?

Is it legal if I kip in my car at night because I'm homeless (self-made)?

I plan on just giving up, quiting my job, leaving my misses and just taking my money and driving around the uk visiting places I've always wanted to go. Plan on using services to clean up etc.

>>38497160
Let's listen to some mumbling negroids boasting about committing crime. Such enrichment

it's my birthday tomorrow.

I think I'll buy a bottle of vodka and walk around at midnight like last year. maybe sit by the sea and cry a little listening to gay music.

>>38497160
The second half of the album is stronger to be fair. I prefer Conspiracy of One over Americana myself, although the latter does have Pay the Man on it.

First four albums of theirs are the best anyway although their latest was pretty good and the bitching from people about Cruising California was funny considering some of their songs on Americana and Conspiracy of One.

Wish I had some m80s.
All these online multiplayer games would be a lot more fun.

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need some help. what do you reckon? im gonna show you all how to get pussy.

>>38497204
Sounds like a pretty terrible idea mate, you've got a lass and a job. Perhaps try and sort that out first? Maybe get a therapist.

>>38497218
In the woods. Hard place for a hard man.

>>38497212
What games?

>>38497212
I told you I'd play pubg! baka

>>38497205
>mumbling negroids
You a fan of XXXTenacion and lil yachty too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwnMeAfB7xk

>>38497230
>XXXTenacion
>lil yachty

I feel fucking old cause those names come across as something like Newground usernames first and foremost.

lads anti-depression drugs are nice, recommended

>>38497221
>see a therapist
Fuck off lad, I'm a straight male.

need a drink that you don't mix, doesn't burn and isn't fizzy -- anyone?

>>38497256
Water.

Should fit your needs.

>>38497261
fuck mate I meant an alcoholic drink

>>38497243
I sopped taking them about a week ago

Not really out of choice, just gave the pharmacist the wrong phone number

>>38497247
Aye fair enough then mate. Just sounds like your plans are a bit drastic.

>>38497241
To be fair they are like 18 year olds or something.
It's some new rap movement where mumbling lyrics and being edgy and loving anime is a prerequisite.

So really, it's basically yes, the youtube generation making youtube rap.

https://youtu.be/h1WRpCsR2EE

Just look at this nigga.

>>38497265
Still cider.

>>38497279
that's fizzy pal

>>38497278
>where mumbling lyrics and being edgy and loving anime is a prerequisite.

How times have changed. We would laugh at those people and not allow tripfags yet we don't do either now days.

>>38497272
I started taking SSRIs for the long term and Antihistamines for the short term about 2 weeks ago or so. This is the future, I wish I saw a doctor years ago.

POLEABOO YOU YELLOW BELLIED GOOD FOR NOTHIN' SCOUNDREL IM CALLIN YOU OUT

Mum just said "why don't you talk then somebody might be able to help?"

Funny and sad

>>38497289
Nothing is fizzy if you open it and let it go flat.

>>38497223
Anything on PC really.
So many of them and every competitive match has to be a struggle because of me being a Billy no mates.

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>>38497243
no they aren't please don't tell fibs

>>38497302
I'm here, bitch

I don't hide from any man or woman

>>38497291
And to think 7 years ago we laughed at lil B thinking he was a joke and satire of the way modern hip hop was going.

Turns out he knew better than we did.
https://youtu.be/4g2p8VJwTx8

>>38497178
hard knock clearly prefers the other (best) ginger

>>38497323
Then how come I'm motivated and don't have the urge to kill myself the moment I come on here, checkmate

and I feel GOOD

>>38497330
what about non binary people?

>>38497351
the placebo effect

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This lad would beat Hard Knock without even trying.

>>38497204
Why not buy a camper van to travel/sleep in?

>>38497371
This.
Max and Paddy it.

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>>38497349
That post gave me a lorra lorra laffs. There's only one ginger on this board and it's Cilla

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>>38497351
they're going to mess your brain up even more lad trust me, they're no good for you and the chances you actually have a below average amount of serotonin is pretty low.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4197460/Could-antidepressants-damage-brain.html
>inb4 oh my god the daily mail
I took them for a long time and they're a jewish meme

>>38497323
>will deny facts because they are too comfortable in their neet ways and don't want any body telling them that they don't have to be a neet because they are too scared to leave their nest

>>38497391
..what? taking SSRIs isn't going to turn you into a normie/wage-slave

I don't understand what you mean?

>>38497391
theres no "facts" that they work though, most of its probably just placebo effect

>The argument is that depression is due to low levels of the feel good chemical serotonin, so SSRIs slow the rate the brain breaks it down so there is more to boost mood.

>However, no research has shown a link between serotonin levels in the brain and depression.

>>38495575
Did anyone manage to get a decent job with bsc in maths and stats?

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I hope you lads are paying attention

>>38495799
Xpadder is a literal botnet application and bitcoin miner

>>38497351
You're motivated and happy right now but soon the happiness will fade and you'll be back to feeling empty.

Do you really want to be depressed with motivation? Just think where that leads.

https://erowid.org/chemicals/ssris/

>>38497471
Got a source on that? I've just done a quick google and can't find anything that backs up your claim.

I'm not defending it as I don't use it, I just hate to see people spreading disinformation.

>Cup balls with hand
>Sniff hand
Who /tramp/ here?

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Why did they nerf chloes arse in uncharted 3?

>>38495575
waking up at 3pm lads
>>38497064
>Enough that I miss Nigii
I miss him as well desu, I'm 90% sure he was a character but if he wasn't he'll be nearly 20 now. I wonder how he's doing.

>>38497638
Women aren't sexual objects anymore. Just objects.

why do my farts smell like sulfur and methane?

>>38497627
meh
>itch arse
>sniff finger

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tfw best friend's spending his 21st in a psych ward

>>38497594
https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/ce755a80232ccea7c70d68caf7e01de2f7c4de512e52d0512481caefb7590b9a/analysis/

>>38497699
You've been eating all the eggs.

>>38497712
slam it on malwr.com for me lad they do a network analysis

quite fascinating to read an autism report into yourself

My dad told me what a disappointment I was again

It's hard being scared to go outside

anyway I found a song I really like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcOyYEldZY


Also I really fancy Rita Ora even though I know she is a bit of a loose woman if you will

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she must not like hard men

>>38497708

>not having a quirky psych ward party in which you hook him up with the cute crazy girl on the same ward

Or is mental illness not like a mid 2000's indie film?

>>38496203
Fucking hate cyclists with cameras on their heads.

I swear if these fuckers are uploading me going out to Greggs with a hangover onto some cyclist wank part of YouTube there'll be hell to pay

I love Cara Delevingne and wish I could sniff her undies

>>38497759
>Anon gets gangstalked.txt

smoking a nice spliff of amnesia haze, feel fucked. love it. treating myself to a digita volcano vapouriser tomorrow. took me a while to save the money but it'll be worth it. only 2 more sleeps to go.

>>38497771
DUDE WEED LMAO!

VAPE NAYSH YALL

>>38497757

> Hook up

Go away Ameritard.

>ebin gets a gf before you do

there's no hope is there?

>>38497771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO696B03l48

>>38497786
summat like that

>>38497759
mate I've got bad news for you

t. cyclist

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>want a motor-scooter because i assume it's just like a bike except with an engine and better aesthetics so i can buzz about on a provisional.
>start reading into scooter types and calculating costs etc, seems reasonably affordable, cheaper on petrol too.
>eventually hit safety
>learn that you basically have to dress like a motorcyclist if you're going to ride one unless you want to find yourself splattered all over the pavement and somehow even though cyclists dress like fetishists they get away with it.
>have to scrap the whole idea because i'd look ridiculous dressed like a biker, doubly so on something as effeminate as a scooter.

>>38497771
>smoking a nice spliff of amnesia haze, feel fucked. love it. treating myself to a digita volcano vapouriser tomorrow. took me a while to save the money but it'll be worth it. only 2 more sleeps to go.
he's gotta be quoting someone to take the piss or posting this ironically, no one can lack awareness to this scale

>>38497821
Why not get a proper motorbike then? You can dress up like some kind of Mad Max biker then.

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>became a NEET a year ago
>out of shame I stopped talking to everyone I knew
>now they're trying to talk to me again

I'm scared lads, what do I do?

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>>38497742
Aww, he's a bit of a cunt anon. Mental illness awareness is really bad amongst the older generation. I feel you about going outside - I had to allow an extra 15 minutes in my wake up routine each morning for me to stand by the door and mentally prepare myself to go outside. It sucks.
I wans't going to listen to your song but then I saw foals and daughter on the sidebar, and I absolutely love them. It's a good song, I'll have to check the rest of their music out now.
>>38497764
me 2

>>38497858
kill them all, patrick

>>38497858
>Knowing anyone in the first place
Hehehe get a load of this amateur. I haven't had a meaningful conversation with someone who isn't my mum in over 6 years now!
But seriously, try and claw your way out of this pit before it's too late. Reach out to your loved ones for assistance.

>>38497751
haha, I'm glad you made this meme come back lad. bravo.

>>38497712
Version 1.05 possibly having a virus is not proof of it being a botnet or a bitcoin miner.

I also can't find any proof of official release after searching the md5 which leads me to believe you downloaded a virus that you believed to be xpadder which would make sense as xpadder hasn't been on 1.0 since, as far as I can remember, the mid 2000's.

Please don't shit up this thread with garbage.

>>38497887
I'm too anxious and I'm pretty sure they all hate me for blanking them.

I'd rather make new friends but I don't know how to

>>38497915
if they hated you for blanking them, why would they strike up conversations with you. maybe they care about you anon

>>38497915
They just want someone to feel sorry for lad. If you were doing well they wouldn't bother to get in touch with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6g0gDrCUi8

>>38497832
tis only a bit of weed. and i'll have you know I could be intending to use the vapouriser for legal activities. maybe create a nice aroma to fill the house

>>38497908
By all means download the latest version and run it on virustotal

>>38497952
(55) stop pretending to be him this is your first post in the thread

>>38497975
or, was I on my phone when I was in the garden and now i'm on pc.

>>38497988
different devices =/= different IP address

>>38497993
no but wifi and network are 2 different ips.

>>38497993
dynamic on phone, static on pc

>>38498005
>mobile data in the garden
I doubt it

lets do a /britfeel/ experiment. all go into our gardens and phone post.

>>38498026
My phone doesn't have a camera.

>>38497965
https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/debd93aff6709cf9d6f27b481e05e7edac8dd397e4fefde77b168dd0b552a04a/analysis/

There you go buddy. As I said, you downloaded a virus that you believed to be xpadder. Please don't speak with authority in areas which you know absolutely nothing.

>>38497791
Not technically a girl, but yea, it's a proper depressing thought

>>38498011
Dunno lad, not the original guy but my garden is pretty big and my wifi cuts out half way.
>BT
actual joke of an ISP.

>>38498026
my home doesnt have a garden

>>38498026
my garden doesn't have a phone

>>38497878
I do the same thing, I listen to music and stand at the door for a while before going anywhere. I don't know why

Just found out one of my bullies' brothers died suddenly. I'm not glad his brother is dead but I'm glad he's suffering.

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She is definitely wet

>>38498026
my back garden is tiny and I can post from there with ease, which reminds me that I could have wifi in the shed

>>38498030
you don't have to take a picture. the experiment is to see if the ip changes, should know when the poster count goes up.
>>38498040
outside then. I just said garden because that;'s where I was when I posted.
>>38498052
nice

>>38498039
fuck man I can't relate
>virgin media
here's my speed on wifi through a VPN

Retrieving speedtest.net configuration...
Retrieving speedtest.net server list...
Testing from So Internet (89.249.74.213)...
Selecting best server based on latency...
Hosted by Broadband 4 the Rural North (Manchester) [7.17 km]: 17.08 ms
Testing download speed........................................
Download: 150.04 Mbit/s
Testing upload speed..................................................
Upload: 10.35 Mbit/s

>>38498060
>KFC
Shoulda invited her to Popeye's instead.

tfw had to bin my knife but still don't have a life

>>38498057
music really is gods gift to anxiety. helps with the tinnitus too.

>>38498039
BT are arguably the best mainstream ISP and give you a top of the range router.

You're probably on someone else's wireless band. Download and ssid checker and see which radio waves are free.

>>38498072
fs lad. i should have. well there are plenty more fish in the sea. there is always next time

>>38498072
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YANK

>>38498129
We have Popeye's over here, though.

>>38497469
Looking forward to this. I'm sure Hard Knock will attract the type of woman who writes to serial killers and lifers. Women love a psychopath

>>38498072
>Popeyes in the UK

Yank out

>>38498138
Bullshit, where?

>>38498072
This is a British thread for British people. Get out

>>38498138
Sounds shit anyway.

>>38498163
There are two in Manchester.

>>38498099
BT are shite unless you've got a business line.

Virgin media have always had superior internet, I've been with them since the original telewest network.

Shame no-one can crack that nagra3

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What you lads listening too, I got a cheeky tune on right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIS2yj6ezW8

Splatoon 2 shipped lads :3

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BLOODY HELL

BLOODY FUCKING HELL

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>>38498192
>virgin media have always had superior internet
As someone who's had both virgin and BT you're chatting absolute shite

>>38498245
ONE OUT OF TEN VOTE

>>38496873
Considering its taken in years 10 and 11, i think a levels would be more important

>>38498192
Please define superior internet. BT own the lines, will never throttle you and give you a dynamic IP. Back in the day they even gave you 20GB of usenet credits each month for absolutely free.

I think the problems you're experiencing with your internet are on the user end rather than BT's. As I said download an SSID checker and get on another wireless band.

>>38498256
As someone else who has had Virgin and BT, Virgin is infinitely better, wow lads it's almost like depending on where you are you'll have different experiences, fuckin' weird that?

>>38496205
you can fuck off out of my town, we don't want your big developments here

>>38498245
1/1, you've won.

>>38498282
You never get throttled on Virgin and you get up to 200mb/s where as with BT you could only get 50mb/s last time I checked.

>>38498208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ymGNFXWKjI
but it's on the maisonette 9 soundtrack, but posted that before.

>>38498262
i wonder if she said that because she thought hard knock was a tit or she genuinely finds him that unattractive lol

>>38498293
was meant for >>38496052

original cunt

Whats a good game to play to get some agression out? I usually play Metal gear rising or doom or something.

>>38497858

Talk to them, lad. Self imposed isolation is at the same time a symptom and a cause of depression.

>>38498297
>>38498245
go back and ask whether it was a decimal rating? act cocky too lad, she clearly wants a bit of rough
>>38498325
girls will pay lip sevice to ugly but passive guys, she must really hate his guts

anyone know what happened to the anon who was going to order a pizza in an African accent last night?

>>38498245
>so you want to give me 1 then eh love

>>38498362
he ended up with a huge pizza

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>>38498208
https://soundcloud.com/501ngahere/sand-outro

>>38496513
>stick two fingers up on each hand and wave them up and down

that's fucking crease mate, i love it

>>38498388
did he record the call?

>>38496513
get your bike off the fucking pavement or just start riding the bus instead

>>38498256
Virgin media have always been too
http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2017/06/h1-2017-top-10-fastest-national-uk-home-broadband-mobile-isps.html

>>38498282
BT own their own lines and do rent them to other smaller isps

Virgin media have their own fiber optic network. They don't rent anything from BT. Also I'm not the guy having WiFi troubles, he probably needs a better router

>>38498412
yeah but I don't have a link for it