/britfeel/

>>38506564
Who still goes to movie night?

You DID vote for Gondola, right?

3rd for I got warned for avataring and i'm worried about doing it

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Hope all you fine fellows are doing well.

Not Tilde or Ebin

- Kev x

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4th for /comfy/

Will Tilde please post his Chester Benniston? Thank you very much. Would also accept Ebin's

lmao you fucking fish and chip enthusiasts never get tired of this shit do you?

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>>38506632
I've got an artist's rendition of mine that's about it

tilde is asleep! sh don't wake him!

>>38506648
No. It's great fun.

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>go on this site
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>make a waifu

fuck all waifu posters

hope you all die

>>38506631
You were actually 6th but I'll give you a 4/10 for the effort

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>>38506610
I'm good, Kev. You?

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>>38506678
Now that's very rude!

>>38506667
what does Tilde think of the real thing lad?

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>>38506671
I did it two years ago and my willy still feels funny

What is your current goal, what thing do you want to acheive that will help your situation, or improve your skillset in some way?

>>38506705
fuck you you gay spacker cunt

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Shh! Sleeping time!
Don't wake unless it's time!

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>>38506564
That is such a cluttered OP pic. Compare it to this one from last year

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>>38506726
I'll have you know I'm only a gay cunt, not a spacker

Be more accurate in future, thanks

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>>38506725
gonna not bomb my maths resit and go to cbt for anxiety and depression in the hope that I will get friends or a gf in second year.

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Milk Cat 129

>>38506768
It's cuz they're queueing up to vote

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>>38506679
Realised my predicament after clicking post, but by then it was too late.
>25th for /comfy/

>>38506725
Get my degree suppose.
If I failed, it would jeopardise my life-plan, and I have no backup.

>>38506709
he hasn't seen it

>>38506768
Can't call them pakis any more lad hide that

>>38506775
>cbt for anxiety and depression

don't hold your breath if you actually have real problems

>man has sex with drunken woman
>rape
>woman pretends to be man, has sex via prosthetic penis
>sexual assault

the state.

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>>38506671
Dont even know why I choose to do this man

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>>38506564
>Some people in this thread need a dose of morphine edition

I agree, we really DO need to euthanize the paki posters.

let me join movie night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38506671
>Try make waifu
>Doesn't have the qt ponytail style
>Give up
Everytime with these games.

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goodnight /britfeel/ friendos

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>>38506697
Glad to hear Mr Todd Howard of Bethesda Softworks.
I am also doing fine. Just hoping we have a nice comfy thread this time.

- Kev x

>>38506697
>Todd making connections with the PM
Worry.jpg

>>38506792
when do we expect your rock show that will rock our foundations

>>38506872
HS2 built by Bethesda.

>>38506816
It's more to pay lip service to my parents than anything else

>>38506831
Is that you charles?

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>>38506872
Do not worry ha ha

>>38506855
Someone redpill me on this poster. I haven't been around for a while and I don't know which anime the character's from.

My cum smells like smoke

>>38506791
You were actually 26th but you were very close so I give you 9/10 this time. Keep it up and you'll hit a perfect 10 soon :)

What's your degree in? I'm close to messing up mine, such an awful waste of time and money. I just want to move on and get some basic job I can at least live on

>>38506886
I was joking, I never said tilde would be involved

>>38506912
>friendo
seems like len orbiting shenanigans to me

>>38506855
good night qt
>>38506912
not sure, he seems really nice though
>>38506929
I told you, stop using your japs eye as a bong

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>>38506869
I hope you and Flex have lots of fun with our upcoming game, Quake Champions.

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>33
>Grandfather
>Facial Tattoo

Fucking gas this rock

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>>38506671

I tried to do it as best as possible

>>38506929
Is your dick on fire?

>>38506950
i never mentioned tilde?

>>38506564
My parents are having sex in the next room.
My mom died 3 years ago.
My father jerks off in her urn every other day.

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>>38506958
That poor lad was probably a weeb growing up but then became a chad and tried to emulate his favourite character.

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>>38506973
woops haha... I misread your post. Guess I can't stop thinking of tildeanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

Scababababa de dabba dabba do

Wage slaving most of the week.
Had a talk to my normie neighbour about women.
God it must be great to be good looking. Being ugly is depressing.

>>38506989
This is the first post I've seen for years that has genuinely disgusted me. I love it. Top marks.

>>38506989
Good post but
>mom
>jerks off
FOY

>>38506999
Can you fuck off with this e-dating shit? Putting haha at the end of it doesn't make it any more or less okay.

>>38506989
Typical yank degeneracy

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If you got a gf, how would you tear yourself away from britfeel?

>>38507047
nobody is dating, its an ironic reaction to waifuposting

>>38506792
Except the part you were bragging about fapping together

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>>38506992
that fucking face
every time

>>38507036
Thank ya, im proud of this

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>>38506956
Post the real pic Toddy boy.

>>38506992
I would love that to be the reasoning behind it.

>>38507067
every time you and tilde do something hypocritical it is ironic
convenient

>>38507069
this never happened, wheres the post?

>>38506958
>that female

this is a reminder why you should never date any females, they'll end up looking like that by 35

>>38507060
instantly and with no hesitation

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>>38506944
Currently a year into studying history and plan to go into law straight afterwards. Please no bully, it is actually an extremely respected degree.

>>38507023
What was the conversation like? Is the neighbour a guy?

>69th for /comfy/

>>38507060
You wouldn't need to, gfs would just take up all your time with pointless shit. No more comfy browsing for hours and no one disturbing you

>>38507122
He's pretty based desu.
He was wondering do I have a gf and said I should use tinder to be adventurous and get women. Seems like shit to me desu.

>>38507060
Only reason I'm here is to find a bf, so I'd leave as soon as possible

i aint feeling it, britfeel a shit today

peace lads

>>38507118
She doesn't look that bad. Probably just gay lad.

>>38507118
t. gfless virgin

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>>38507160
I mean it's worth a try. Be opportunistic lad, and tinder is great for practising conversations with people you'll never meet - so no fear of social repercussions for dropping the spaghetti.

>>38507060
Cuddle her and post on /britfeel/ over her shoulders without her knowing. I actually did something similar when my friend's mum died. Feel bad about it ever since.

>>38506564
I thought I was doing well but it's all so tiresome. How do I not hang myself lads? I could use the help.

>>38507216
>Cuddle her and post on /britfeel/ over her shoulders without her knowing
Do this with my gf a lot. Can never work out how to explain what /britfeel/ is to her though.

>>38507092
You bragged yesterday about it faggot

Noone cares about how much precum your moldy cock produces or how "lewd" your builder tranny is.

>>38507216
I don't know.
I feel pretty ugly desu.
But il take your advice.
Il use it for the fun of it.
Thanks for the advice anon.

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>>38507209
>>38507212
I'd rather be single than go anywhere near her, more power to you if you want to waste your life living with something like that. Also the gay comments are uncalled for

>>38507258
that post was a joke h-haha

>>38507299
Please never start a career in comedy. [joke about not quitting your nonexistent day job]

>>38507299
>ew who would date her she isn't a 10/10 supermodel
>but lives in mould and barely showers

>>38507328
don't see the appeal in ""comedians"" tbqh

>>38507337
ad hominem

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won the game lads haha

best day of my life and what not

Honest question lads? Why do we still tolerate Ebin here?

>>38507346
>ad hominem

I don't think you know what that means lad

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>>38507245
Why would you bother? It can only look weird.

>>38507259
Don't sweat over your bio, just a very short paragraph that makes you look interesting enough to make up for the looks. Ignore everyone else here, girls aren't ENTIRELY superficial. After all, fat fuck boogie has a cute wife I think.

>>38507227
Please help lads I can't take it anymore. I'm failing at my studies I'm failing at my job and everyone I care about keeps hurting me. I've been unable to sleep for hours. I feel like complete shit. Help me

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>>38507346

>tfw no alizee gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ka3kCwuKIo

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Which would win in a fight, Konigstiger or a IS2?

Also, post waifus.

>>38506678
I hope I die too, quite frankly.

>>38507346
>don't see the appeal in ""comedians"" tbqh
They tell jokes

>>38507350

Because he is less troublesome than the people who complain about him.

There is literally no reason to dislike him anyway

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>>38507227
>>38507358
Sounds like your situation is much more complicated than 2 sentences. Write lad, I've got all night, literally.

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>>38507352
I googled it lad, it seemed to be correct but I'm too much of a brainlet to read further into logical fallacies

>>38507381
I don't think they are very funny, they just say predictable stuff and people in the audience feel obligated to laugh at it cause they've paid money and it'd be awkward if they didn't

>>38507358

Maybe it's better to let it all fail, and relax on comfy bennies for a year

>>38507389
If he wasn't here no one would complain about him being here

>>38507350
Who's tolerating him? Literally everyone but his fag 'bf' hates him but he just feeds off the attention and grows stronger, like a parasite.

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>>38506671
>tfw you will never find a girl like this

>>38507399
It's funny because you use them all the time

>Ebin
minds his own business and does nothing wrong

>Ebin haters
>Constantly whine for 150 posts a thread, making ti uncomfy

>>38507399
You can't talk about logical fallacies when all your arguments fall in to "fuck off normie, oh hi tilde"

>>38507432
Which thread are you browsing?

>10km walk tomorrow morning
been lazy today, need to get back on track

>>38507356
Wtf do I put in my bio?
Not too sure desu lad.

>>38507445

britfeel threads, if you don't like ebin, fuck off elsewhere

>>38507432
>>38507456
t. ebin

you absolute weapon

>>38507456
If you don't like people not liking Ebin, maybe you should fuck off

Imagine being too dumb for basic maths you can't even pass the GCSE with a C grade

>>38507389
There is literally no reason to like him.

>>38507407
I'm sure parasites have more ambition in life, and cleaner lifestyles.

>>38507474
imagine that h-haha

>>38507467

Not ebin, just don't see the point in endlessly complaining about him

t. normies who are staying up late tonight

>>38507474
Imagine being 25 and failing a course designed for 15-16 year olds

Imagine going to an autism website everyday and feeling strangers you just had a poo haha

>>38507474
>had to do the foundation statistics paper because I was to intelligent for it
>literally the easiest test I have ever taken

>>38507479
I agree with you on ambition but a lot of parasites literally live in people's arseholes. They're about on the same level as ebin's lifestyle

>>38507479
>There is literally no reason to like him.

He's funny, makes interesting posts, is actively trying to improve his life, is quite friendly.

Imagine going to a board well known for having disgusting autistic losers and then complaining when you encounter them and the discussion isn't normie and fake enough for you haha haha

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>Birthday next week
>Every year get a card from nan and grandad
>Recalling the feels from the first card signed just nan
Was only a month after he died.

>>38507489
Reminds me of someone haha

He'll be 30 soon imagine that

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>>38507489

He is 23 (for a few more days)

>>38507505
Odd. I thought he was annoying, make non interesting posts and refused to improve his life and instead blames everyone else for his problems.

>>38507505
again, what thread are you reading?

Thoughts on Amaretto (or dissarano [same shit, one's cheaper]) and coke? Tastes a bit like dr pepper.

Apparently there are people outside my house waiting to beat up my normie older brother when he gets back home.
What's the proper response for this situation? Go to bed then pretend to be still sleeping if I'm woken up by the commotion? We don't live in a terribly rough area so I can't imagine potential for hospital-level injuries.

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>>38506671
late for suffering

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>>38507452
>I like X, Y, and Z.
>Looking for a QT
>Must [something funny, 'be happy to binge watch GOT for 10 hours straight']

Or something along those lines. It's really not serious.

>>38507533
Bit of a girly mix tbqh.

>>38507537
Tell police you have some major gang activity going on in your area, and with guns.

>>38507533
Only tried dissarano when I was like 16 and my brother gave me some to take to a party. It was decent but I remember being worried people would think I'm a weirdo for bringing dissarano to a party

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>>38507489
>>38507522
I'm the youngest there I think, most people who go are middle aged women who aren't even english, most have kids from what I can gather

>>38507505
thanks lad your correct

>>38507537
record it for us, sounds like good oc

>>38507537
Ummm call 999? People turn into animals when they gang up on one person, even whites. You can never be too careful

>>38507350
Can you just fuck off already? There's always been people who dislike ebin and tilde but ever since they critcicised len this whining has gotten out of hand. grow up already and keep your shitty drama out of britfeel

>>38507572
Yes most are people who travelled to a different country and are working on getting the qualifications they want to get a proper job. Meanwhile you're failing a course that even a chav succeeds before you

>>38507555
I'm drinking by myself so it's fine. I want to be buzzed before I head off on my /nightwalk/

>>38507563
I got invited to a party, I'm invited few and far between, and if I host one no one shows up, so this is a big deal for me. I was going to bring a box of Budweiser because I know the host said it's his favourite drink, is this OK or should I bring something else?

>>38507584
I hated him before that, desu

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>>38507533
Amaretto is delicious. Tastes like those Sainsbury's angel cakes. Ignore posters like >>38507555

Best drink is objectively Eggnog though. Surely everyone here agrees.

>>38507584
How about this. I will fuck off if the orbiters also fuck off.

>>38507600
Crates of beer is fool proof lad, literally nobody will complain. You could bring shit like Fosters and nobody will complain because it's free. Spirits and liquers are more risky if it's a party of young people but I doubt anyone will care, they just won't drink it

>>38507603
I mean fair enough lad nobody is saying you have to like him. Just this constant hate campaign is getting fucking irritating

Daily reminder that ebin is /ourlad/

I don't even particular like him that much, but he's one of us and being relentlessly attacked by an outside force that isn't even based in britfeel.

>>38507611
Never tried eggnog, only recently bothered getting into mixes beyong dark and stormy and rum and coke.

Know any mixes I should try?

>>38507584
I really need someone to outline who Len is, and why he's famous here, I share the same name but he's mentioned every thread, only mentioned though, I've never seen him.

>>38507544
Thanks my dude.
How about this.
"Looking to take someone fishing or watching Got for ten hours dont mind desu "

Anyone else not care about ebin, tilde or whatever either way?

>>38507644
so is ebins attention whoring, ego and general personality
now him and tilde are shitposting together it has become intolerable

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>Shitposting about trippers well into /nightbritfeel/

This is CERTIFIABLY, NOT COMFY

>>38507644
Seeing Ebin post the same thing for the hundredth time with no variation is getting irritating

>>38507676
Can we have another period of forced memes?

>>38507649
He brings it on himself, he doesn't realise britfeel is mostly normie so when he calls out normies for his failed shit people get annoyed

>>38507665

It's not so much that I care about ebin, but I do care about the fact that a group of faggots from outside britfeel on steam/discord come here and attack one of our own relentlessly.

>>38507595
They're all normie cunts, basically clones of eachother all living an insufferable life where they pretend to be happy while travelling to the same shitholes and eating the same shite food they've been told they enjoy. I'm not even being edgy. I'd rather be a worthless NEET than fall for the reddit memes they indulge in

>>38507653
He made some pseudo-happy posts, clearly doesn't fit in here but still does it despite disappearing for weeks living a normie life. I don't know his goal anymore

>>38507391
Well, some time ago I met a girl. She was the first woman to ever pay attention to me and long story short we fell in love. I thought I was done with this place after that and I stopped visiting as much. I really loved that girl to pieces. She broke up with me about 4 months ago. I am pretty sure she cucked me as well. Depression hit me pretty hard after that, worse than anything before. Got really close to just noosing myself but decided against it. Since then I have had zero motivation. I stopped going to work and stopped putting in a lot of work for my studies which had very negative consequences. My one and only ex keeps contacting me and I dont know what to do. She keeps talking about killing herself which fucking hurts because I still love her like the faggot I am. We hooked up for lack of a better word a couple of times as well. I dont know what to think about that. I hate myself for letting a woman get to me this bad. I hate myself for still caring. I hate myself for wanting to get back together with her after her treating me like shit. I hate myself for still loving her after 4 months. Everytime I think I am doing fine I relapse. I don't know what to do at this point.
P-please don't call me a normie, lads.

>>38507611
Bene drinking only braulio lately. It's a herb infused amaro. I used to hate bitter digestives but this shit is amazing.
Drank a whole bottle in two weeks this is gonna kill me.

>>38507699
>britfeel is mostly normie
This is true. Not sure why people forget this.

>>38507676
And that means you have to scream every single thread? Ebin is asleep half the time and tilde doesn't post that much anyway. Like I said fuck off

>>38506725
I'm doing pushups. Yesterday I did 17 and today I was able to do 18. It feels good seeing the progress, and the endorphins from exercising are nice too

>>38507713
WHY IS MY THREAD FULL OF BAIT ALL DAY THIS HAS TO STOP

>>38507703
There is no steam/discord. At least, I'm not part of one

>>38507699

I'm a normie myself, but I can take a fucking joke, it's not like someone calls me a normie (true) and then I flip out and attack them endlessly for weeks

>>38507726
This is my thread lad. Fuck off.

>>38507653
Len is tilde but without the attention whoring

>>38507655
I mean you didn't have to copy the GoT part, that can be anything funny that people can still relate to.
And maybe add things you like to do too, they will want to know at least a little more of you for conversation's sake.

>>38507653
Eggnog on its own or with lemonade is delicious. It goes off though (hint: eggs) so you also get a great excuse to finish a bottle over 3 days

>>38507732
I don't think I've seen anyone flip out, it's usually just sassy remarks like >>38507474

>>38507750

This is no ones thread, we're all equals here

>>38507764
Nah this is mine.

>>38507725

Just did 12 myself

>>38507756
no they are almost opposites outside of posting

>>38507762
I don't mind them comments, I find them pretty funny tbqh

also when I post it reminds me of that image with the guy who comes into the picture and says something to a group and then they all start fighting as he runs away with a smirk on his face

>>38507787

Not true lad

>>38507725
Nice. You have weights or just doing body weight exercises?

>>38507764
Commies OUT OUT OUT

>>38507821
Wanna fight about it mate?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13491982

>>38507828

Quite the opposite lad, but we're all just anons in britfeel

>>38507838

Can I send hard knock as my representative?

>>38507813
Explain how they're opposite? Spill the beans lad

>>38507725
Just did 10x3 not even gay.

>>38507859
No. Hard Knock is my lad.

britfeel has been going for 970 days

>>38507901
Ive been going for 980 days not even gay

>>38507796
Well done mate. Want me to put you in the spreadsheet so it's easy to see progress? I'll update it everyday and we can make progress together. Just give me a name to put in

>>38507822
I do have some dumbbells that I haven't touched in a year and a half but I'm just doing pushups atm, they're quick, simple, and low commitment

>>38507876
>>38507918

July's dankest meme was born

>>38507813
>Reddit spacing
fuck right off out of here

>>38507839
>making me do a captcha
Welp, that's me not voting

>>38507925

Thanks lad, put me down as shipanon, from an exercise point of view, is it better to have rest days when doing pushups, or will you still see progress if you try every day?

Taken to just sitting about watching anime on the tv in the living room and it seems my mum has gotten over taking the piss out of it.
Hell it's even hit a point where she took interest in some of what I've been watching and has even insisted I let her know when I'm watching certain things so she can watch too.

Meanwhile my dad still sits and takes the piss and mocks every little thing then treats me like I'm being a stroppy cunt when I take my shit and go back to my room

>>38507947
Aye. What the fuck is with those super slow transitions on them now? Do they want people to get bored and not solve shit for them?

>>38507947
>ebin got the house number capatcha but couldn't distinguish between the numbers and meaningless squiggles

Post peak /britfeel/ times

>MGSposting
>Kev infiltrating /int/
>Local council estate posting

>>38507966

It's google intentionally slowing you down, trust me. I bet you are signed into youtube/gmail or some google account. If you sign out the captcha will be easy

>>38507864
thats not a good idea, "they" will crawl out of the woodwork if I did.

I'll just say tilde is the most relatable person i've talked to, hes one of the most honest people here and is self-aware about himself. I think his views and attitude are perfect

>>38507945
wasn't a reddit space, the last paragraph was unrelated so I had to seperate it

>>38507725
I might try some tbqh, I don't have room anymore though so I don't know where.

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>>38507981
Fucking howling at that one lad.

>>38507708
Pls respond lads you are the only people I consider to be my friends

>>38507986

>That comfy thread a few months back when we discussed rosie and jim

>>38507929
Been dank since June not even gay.

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>>38507760
>Forgot to post a comfy picture

>>38507712
I could fling useless advice like 'plenty of fish in the sea' but you've probably heard it already.

Breaking up is hard, and nearly everyone can relate to a degree. The most important thing I can say at this point is that nobody, no matter how close you were, is worth committing suicide over. And although I don't know much about you, it appears as though you were quite the introvert before meeting her. So perhaps after ~2 decades of unhealthily little human contact, someone gave everything to you and it was like taking the best drug in the world. Now it's gone and your having the biggest relapse ever.

Try and know this: This relationship is over, but your future is not. It's clear you had different ideas about it from the start: She's moved on as most people would, but you remain in limbo. It was your first relationship, just because it's gone doesn't mean it'll never happen again. There are a negligible amount of people who have remained with their first partner.

I'm sorry it's hard for you lad. But picture yourself in a years time: Do you still want to be full of regret, or happy again with someone suited better for you?

>>38507708
>long story short we fell in love. I thought I was done with this place after that

So you're like some cunt who abandons his mates the moment he gets a gf?

>>38508026
Going to start orbiting you instead of len if thats ok? Do you have steam?

Anyone live in Harrow?

>>38507992
Why intentionally slowing someone down though?

>>38507986
I forgot all about those Kev missionary trips to other boards. Totally missed out on sleep that night.

>>38508026
Wtf dude why are you paternalising me over some fucking amaro?
Been drinking tons of it not even gay.

Only managed to get chilli sauce on my bellend again aint I lads

Only gone and got jizz on my church pants again lads

>>38508070
Fuck me in the asshote not even gay

>>38508000
>it's okay when Ebin uses reddit spacing

>>38508038


>So you're like some cunt who abandons his mates the moment he gets a gf?

Currently dealing with one of these

>>38508070
oooo sounds HOT lad haha, mind if I lick it off x

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>>38507953
Not sure lad, I'm just going to do them everyday though, unless I'm so sore that I literally cannot move, which is probably unlikely to happen from just pushups anyway. I do them in the morning before I brush my teeth because I wash my hands in the morning anyway and if I'm touching the floor I'd rather not have to wash my hands again just for that

>>38508038
I-I still visited at least once a week. I just didn't need to vent and be bitter here anymore like I used to.

Lads we had enough lewd posting with that ginger faggot earlier please stop.

>>38508109

I'll just do it everyday then for /britfit/. I already spent a few months building up those muscles so I dont mind just exercising for the fun of it now.

>>38508000
What did len lie about? Don't be a pussy

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>>38508045
I mean if you want to shitpost go ahead, but know that I am only here late at night.

>>38508062
Ahaha sorry I was replying to >>38507708

>>38508018
See >>38508026

>>38508144
> but know that I am only here late at night.

yeah haha i'll be going to sleep soon you know like the functional human I am, totally don't stay up all night or anything HAHA what sort of loser do you have to be

>>38508137
have you read his posts?

>>38508045
Got so much steam it looks like i live in a sauna.

I can't wait for the thread to finally become comfy at 3 AM

>>38508026
I know she's not worth killing myself over but it all feels so fucking shit. I feel like there's no escape. It's hard to accept that our relationship is over because she keeps contacting me and 'hooking up' with me and saying she misses me. I don't knkw what it all means. I want to move on and be happy but whatever I am doing isn't working.

>>38508158
Yeah what about them? stop being vague

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>>38508177
Not a chance, lad. These thread can never be comfy now.

opinion on black girls?

>>38508217
pretty ew, I have a mate that I bully for having jungle feaver. Black with white facial features and body types is hot though

>>38508217
Would bang them all except for obese ones not even gay.

>>38508217
The ones I knew used a lot of cocoa butter which made them feel weirdly slimy.
Probably wouldn't go out of my way to choose to date one though

>>38508217
Have a friend with a black gf. Don't really see the apeal of them, desu, but he's happy so I guess that's all that matters.

>>38508217
They're either munting or fucking stunners, there's no in between. Some black hippy girl sucked me off at a festival a few months ago. Was aight

>>38508217

I have jungle fever, I generally prefer black women both looks and personality wise

>>38508217
asian > blacks > whites >pakis

>>38508217
Unironically my fetish.
>>38508266
normie

Anon who had the people outside waiting to beat up my normie brother here. I finally called the police (non emergency) ten minutes ago and now the guys have literally left. Police are going to come now and think I was hoaxing. What are the chances of this bullshit? I knew I should have went to bed. They had no reason to bother me and I'm pretty sure my brother is on night shifts anyway.

I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

>>38508297
Call them back and apologise

>>38508205
because I don't want to shit the thread up and have another hate campaign against me here

I believe he tried to befriend me here by pretending to be relatable only for me to figure out myself he was no different, now he comes whenever he likes with his schlock despite being a facebook tier normie and disappearing for weeks/days on dates with his friendos while keeping up his sickly facade, why he does it now? I don't know

>>38508323

Why can't he go for days/weeks disappearing with his friends? What's wrong with that?

Operation gaslight is almost complete

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>>38508158
I don't 'stay up', morning to afternoon is when I am physically asleep

>>38508177
Agreed sort of, I think comfiest hour is generally 1-2am but not today at least.

>>38508202
This is different now. She isn't sincere anymore. Best case scenario, she's hurt by other people too and knows you're always there to compliment and love her like a yes man until she's ready to find other people again. In the most malicious scenario, she enjoys wrecking people emotionally as it gives power highs. But I truly don't know her and only have your side of this story - the person who knows the most is you.

You need to break the cycle. You can say 'no' when she asks to meet. You can tell her 'it's over now' and if you want to remain friends so be it. Know that it's really not a relationship now, because love should be a mutual effort by both parties; at the moment she can flick it on and off like a switch when she feels like it.

>>38508122
Which ginger faggot?

is going into central london on your own a good idea? I have no friends and i need to get out of the house..

>>38508323
I've never seen him disappear for weeks and I don't understand the first bit
Why can't he have friends though?
Isn't his posts just like Tildes? Why aren't his Facebook tier?

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Any older Britbots here?

I'm 28.

>>38508331
sure he can, but I don't want to see his condescending massive posts afterwords, hes just humble bragging and being obnoxious at that point. Theres zero reason for him to do it anymore

>>38508336

Operation gaslight?

>>38508315
I didn't get a reference or give my details so that would be a lot of hassle. Just want to go to sleep and forget about it. Wish I was posh enough to stay many miles away from these beasts. They're too close for comfort and have no qualms about straying away from their containment zones.

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>>38508367
The wheels are finally in motion, the fire rises my friend

>>38508363
Be honest lad, did you orbit him?

Is Anon whose BF broke up with him here?

Any change in your situation? I hope you're not as suicidal as you was a couple of days ago.

>>38508363
You've been spazzing out over that?

>>38508379

Will I be spared from your mouldy holocaust?.

>>38508363
Please link his humble bragging posts? I have never seen those

Might become a socialist, lads

>>38508217
i have a black gf, from congo with a london accent and a MASSIVE arse

>tfw 19 year old catholic girl who likes anime

>>38508417
Become a third positionist, that would increase our numbers on earth by 25%

Len's forced positivity crap would be fine if he did something entertaining like Tilde's tranny delusions. Otherwise he's just boring.

>>38508338
Your advise has been really helpful my friend. She has indeed been hurt by other people. Her mom is going through a lot of financial and physical issues and I know she has been rejected by some guy she was interested in (which was one of the reasons she left). She really is a sweet girl and I am sure she isn't doing this on purpose but she's using me. I need to get her out of my life, period. Thank you.

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Is the anon who I usually chat with here? Just wondering how you've been doing

>>38508382
I wish you lads didn't push me haha, maybe ironically in the thread but I thought it was all a massive joke until I found out he was actually doing it in reality. He teased the idea by asking me if I'd meet up with someone in a hotel room once and ended a chat with a loveheart, pretty sure he was teasing that idea before I denied it. Think he should have thought it through better and realized some people might be legitimately mentally unstable and not just a normie memeing

Thats the last i'll post of it, hopefully he stops his orbiters constantly baiting it out but I wouldn't put my money on it

>>38508398
>>38508400
>>38508407
like clockwork they come out spamming, I knew it

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>>38508439
You're welcome anon, and I hope everything goes well for you. If you want to speak again some time see >>38508144

>>38508436
Just skimmed the wikipedia page, isn't that just national socialism?

>>38508439
>inb4 people get upset about me saying "mom" again
P-people say mum/mom here all the the time

>>38508458
So you're basically admitting that you're completely overreacting?

>>38508458
>asking me if I'd meet up with someone in a hotel room once and ended a chat with a loveheart
>Len was down for rimming ebin's moudly butthole ahead of his orbiters
What a world.

>>38508492
overacting over what? I didn't say anything it was just an anon asking the question

>>38508439
>she has been rejected by some guy she was interested in (which was one of the reasons she left)

Right, I officially hate your ex right now. I'm sorry, but she is an utter cunt. She is using you now as a "backup"

> I need to get her out of my life, period

You do, and I know at this moment you don't want to do that in the slim hope that she's going to fall back into your arms and go back to the way things were

But they won't, I'm sorry to say. She'll leave again the next moment she finds another guy to be interested in

Please don't do this to yourself twice

>>38508442
What's up Tomoko, I'm not them but I'm reading volume 9 and I want to let you know I'm enjoying it.

>>38508483
In part, though hitler took the nazi party away from the ideas of black front and the straser brothers toward capitalism (night of long knives etc). But essentially left economic ideas combined with elements of social conservatism

>>38508503
> Think he should have thought it through better and realized some people might be legitimately mentally unstable and not just a normie memeing

and you're spazzing out because he asked you if you'd meet someone in a hotel room and ended one chat with a love heart? Fuck sake lad I do that to most of my friends ironically

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>>38507374
I don't like seeing a lonely call for waifus so here's my Mayuri one last time

>haven't had dr. pepper in over 8 months
need to fix that lads

>>38508417
I'm surprised more NEETs aren't socialists, it's great if you want to justify your laziness.
I need to start reading some Marxist literature I think

>>38508458
You should have shown him your picture. If you're as hot as Tilde says you are, you could have had him and he wouldn't have the "obese neckbeard" you keep claiming his BF to be

>>38508458
You've got a point about some lads being legit mentally unstable, not fair to do that stuff with them. 'Len orbiter' meme aside there was one lad on here defending him all night before brining up with pirde that he talked to him daily. Imagine him getting that message.

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>tfw trying to manipulate my therapist into trying to get me more anxiety bux and a council flat

>>38508505
>She'll leave again the next moment she finds another guy to be interested in
I know, but I just want to be loved again. I felt so lonely before I met her and it's all coming back again. I have literally zero friends. I feel pathetic for wanting it but it's constantly eating at me. You lads have really opened my eyes though and for that I thank you. It's going to take some time though. I won't be talking to her again.

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>>38508485
>yanks on MAXIMUM damage control

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>>38508577
From what I can gather, their excuse for being NEET comes down to blaming Muslims or non-whites that typically inhabit the same council estates as them

>>38508602
You aren't going to 'manipulate' a medical professional, unless you mean lying to them and pretending to be retarded on top of everything else

>>38508541
Its not spazzing out, Its just from what I deduce from the situation. Its just a curiosity for me at this point, why would I get overly invested in it if I wouldn't be able to travel or do anything he'd want to anyway? It would be pointless. He shouldn't continually convince me and maybe others that he "cares" when obviously he has self-interest in mind

>>38508578
I'm not the only one shitposting about this you know, there's a lot of fasleflagging now. Most of the time I wake up to it which is funny, I'd rather not post about it at all because it just shits up the thread with uncomfortable normie gossip about normies.

>phone just got extremely fucking hot
>battery went down from 80% to 5% in 30 seconds
>got a temperature warning

what the fuck does this mean lads, I got bought it 3 months ago.

>tfw fell for the xiaomi meme

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>>38507374
Been trying to play Hearthstone but it proper winds me up. It's also incredibly expensive to be competitive in

>>38508602
Good luck with that lad! Neetbux and your own flat (as long as it's not a ghetto area) is the jackpot.

really don't feel well since I ran out of multivits

>>38508633
It's true though. Is this some sort of secret bait thing I am not aware of? I don't get it.

>>38508637
>I'd rather not post about it at all because it just shits up the thread with uncomfortable normie gossip about normies.
Yet here you are doing just that

>>38508634

Just making some shit up about family troubles and that it's making my anxiety worse.

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>bought some sweets from lidl the other day
>bit through half of one before reading the packet
>over 10g of sugar and over 60 calories every two sweets
>spit it out and bin it instead

>>38508690
they asked me, I feel obliged to answer since they took the time to ask me. I feel bad when I ignore anons tbqh

>>38508697
>tfw don't have a council flat

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>>38508659
>Hearthstone
Try Gwent

>>38508697
Will not fix the crippling depression and real anxiety you may have, lying to a therapist is like keying your own car.

>>38508690
>Joe
Fuck off yank

>>38508637
So what exactly has len done wrong? It just sounds like you chimped out because he went with someone else

>>38508681
It's not true. No Brit would ever say 'mom'

>>38508726
nothing in particular. I'm just answering why I might dislike him now

>>38508610
Believe me I know the feeling. You'd give anything to go back to the way things were. You probably also think you're never going to find anyone else again and this was your only choice at happiness.

I can't tell you if that's true or not, but I can tell you it's incredibly unlikely.

>>38508724

Crippling depression and real anxiety?

Kek, not me. Worst thing I have is fucking tinnitus.

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>>38508723
>spit it out and bin it instead
This plate is your fate.

>>38508724
therapists don't help though. They're fucking useless

>>38508772
laughed at this, classic meme lad

>>38508772
creasing lad

>>38508747
Not a day goes by without hearing someone say mum though. Why are you lying?

>>38508772

>Check britfeel one last time
> See this post
It really ended on a high note, thanks for putting a smile on my face anon

>>38508637
link his humble brags pls I want to see them

>>38508723
Tilde will be proud of that obsession over food.

Do any twinks browse britfeel

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>>38508816
Here teehee don't judge my tiny feminine legs too much :3 ~~

>>38508816
Take your prison gay shit elsewhere

Only real boys and men post here

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>>38507359
>tfw no Nena gf

>>38508816

>tfw twink but not gay

Sorry homos, you can look but you can't touch ;-)

>>38508772
OK, I'll bite. What does it mean?

>>38508807
you can stop orbiting now, i'm finished

>>38508814
I've always been like this for all my NEET years, I even found myself in the archive posting to tilde about it last year before I became more recognisable I guess. It limits the amount I can even become a normie because I wouldn't be able to eat out or do social occasions that include food tbqh

>>38508876
>isn't part of the late night forced meme illuminati

>>38508762
>You'd give anything to go back to the way things were. You probably also think you're never going to find anyone else again and this was your only choice at happiness.
This was 100% true for the first 3 months. I stopped believing it though. That didn't help though. I just need to stop seeing her altogheter so I can move on and stop being used.

i dont get okcupid. it only shows about 5 people online.

hard knock might have to move over to plenty of fish at this point

>>38508842
>only real boys and men post here

>t. truck boys poster

>>38508908
you've not proved a single thing you've said about len yet you just call people orbiters or normies

>>38508841
hot desu

oregamomomomo

>>38508804
No Brit spells it with an 'o' though. Fuck off yank

>>38508959
what do I need to prove?

>>38508991
Your bullshit claims

>>38508990
What can I say, years of browsing the internet have bastardised my once pure British. I am still as much a Brit as you though.

>>38508991
you have been pushing this narrative for weeks now that he has organised some campaign against you and now you're saying he constantly humblebrags in posts so post the proof

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>almost 2am

might try play the new DOOM cause its free on steam, spent all night downloading the 60gb haha. wonder if my shit gpu can handle it.

should I try watch no country for old men first?

>>38509092
>can't provide proof so just ignore it

also why is it ok when you leap to defend your friend tilde but no one is allowed to defend len

>>38509124
He always ignore any criticism, yet is quick to blame others people.

Makes me like tilde more and I can't stand him

Went out in the garden and let myself get freezing for 20 minutes just listening to post.

Was comfy af tbqh lads

Have to head to the hospital in 6 hours and I just cant sleep, too warm

>>38509157
again post an example of that?
tilde ignores all the criticism posts aimed towards him too?

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Going to try and quit 4chan for good again lads, I need to escape I've been here too long

>>38509124
I said I shan't be answering anymore, you and orbiters keep pushing the narrative and try bait me to "sperg out" constantly

>>38509157
you should like Tilde more, thats good

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>>38509191
Why are you going to hospital, lad?

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>2am
>still uncomfy
STOP OR ELSE

>>38509191
I do this when I'm really stressed out, the kitty would usually join me too. What are yougoing to the hospital for?

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>>38509201
See you tomorrow, friend! We've all tried this multiple times.

>>38509201
You need to find a replacement or you will never really leave. Doesnt even matter if what you choose is a waste of time, it'll still be better than this.

>>38509200
>again post an example of that?
Not him but someone called len out on his generic routine tonight and all he did was call him ebin and ignore the point.

>>38509201
You can leave for a while but everyone comes back eventually, it's like a crutch. Unless you go full normie and get a good job, gf, friends, hobbies etc. you're here forever

>>38509251
he should be at least consistent if he wants to do that shite, he hasn't even been in the thread for a week. Doubt he even thought of the place while being a normie cunt yet still comes with his massive post expecting people to respond to it

>>38509157
I'm not spergy mcphimosis-tard but what's wrong with Tilde?

>>38509251
How is that different to when someone calls out Tildes generic routine? He just tells people not to bully him when they criticise him

>>38509216
you are such a manipulative little cretin
push a narrative and refuse to provide proof, brilliant

>>38509289
>How is that different to when someone calls out Tildes generic routine?
Where did I say it was? They're both pathetic mongs, lad.

>>38509289
Tilde doesn't do a "generic routine" anymore, hes actually being genuine. He uses this place because he needs places like this and comes here everyday. He even remembers anons from years ago nobody else does so you can't really say he hes just faking it. He doesn't overdo it either and actually responds properly and honestly to everyone

>>38509340
I'm not pushing a narrative, I said about 20 posts ago I don't want to talk about it but people keep provoking it and I can't help myself but to reply

At this point don't even understand how any points in this circular argument haven't been made already

an entire thread has more than half its posts this fucking argument

fuck tilde, fuck ebin, fuck len, fuck orbiters, you have fucking shitted this thread to oblivion

>inb4 'your post isnt constructive either

>>38509365
>today I bought some feminine products
>haha me shekelstein and normies
Oh btw how are you anons?
> one reply to an anon to generate a (you)

his posts are all the same and he ignores anyone who criticises him

>>38509220
>>38509241
An appointment I don't even need anymore, I hurt my leg a month ago quite bad and they gave me crutches but said I need to go back in a month and they'll do something with it then basically and it's just healed on its own. I rang up to cancel and sperged out and if you just don't turn up you lose your place in the hospital or something

>>38509365
You post about len and his orbiters all the time yet you haven't posted proof, then when asked you say you don't want to talk about it.

>>38509390
Here's a new one

FUCK YOU

>>38509390
>people will actually tell you /britfeel/ hasn't gotten worse

>>38508442
I'm here lad! Still doing fuck all with my life. Although a qt girl who is just as mental as me (old friend) got in touch with me and we've been chatting which is nice.
Hows things with you?

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>>38509390
I answer a question someone asked me and then get an onslaught from the same people as always. At least the thread is active at night now haha

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>>38509440
May as well just go, it'll be quick I imagine. But my mum works in a hospital and there's likely a small novella's worth of paperwork to do for you and you may need to be there, hence why you still have to attend.

>>38509487
Don't act innocent you post shit about people all the time

This thread really is evidence that tripfags and avatars do indeed ruin everything eventually.

>>38509487
ebin just put this all to bed and upload a picture of your face please