*mauls your dog*

MY PITTY A GOOD BOY HE A SWEET BOY HE NEVER DO NUFFIN

My dog is a bear

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>my dog does pic related
>literally Spike from Tom & Jerry
>your dog shits its fur

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>>38385847
>my dog feels slightly annoyed

My dog weighed more than me, I'm pretty sure that nigger-dog would have a hard time.

>>38385847
dogs like this scared the shit out of me as a child and still do.

They are literally the niggers of dogs.

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>>38385847
looks like jeremy meeks

>>38386062

People should be nervous of certain dog breeds like pits. I'm sure if raised properly they might be okay, but since most people don't take care of their pets like they should, you can never be too careful around these fuckers. Almost shit my pants one time when a huge fucking stray pitbull randomly started walking with me on my way home. I don't trust rottweilers much either though after my childhood friend almost got her heart ripped out when her familys rott attacked her. Dogs can fuck you up man.

Beagles are pretty good though.

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>grabs kukri from under shoulder holster
>hacks at nigger dogs spine

>>38386163
Most of the people around me would purposely trains their dogs to bark and try and attack fucking anything and they'd keep in on a leash and walk it around everywhere with them for protection.

My friend had a sheepdog that was really nice but then they moved away to the countryside, understandably because the dog wasn't really good in a city environment.

>>38386210
>>grabs kukri from under shoulder holster
are you one of those turban dudes?

Jokes on you, my dog is an actual bull

Why do people mutilate these poor dog's ears?

Let me guess, there is some bullshit """""""medical""""""" reason for doing it.

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B-But pitbulls are little babies!! YOU are the monster

>>38385847
REMINDER THAT PITS GOOD BOYS
ITS THE OWNERS NOT THE DOG
BREED HAS NUFFIN TO DO WITH IT

>>38386392
>not on the small of your back with the handle facing your non-dominant hand
It's like you want to get your primary taken from you

>>38385847
Buddy had a pit.
Terrible fucking breed.
Ex has a pit and tattoos.
Confirmed for trailer trash.
Im going to get a German Shepherd soon...I just gotta learn how to train it so it dont end up like pits.

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>>38385847
I karambit the pitbull while it fights my malamute?

>>38387617
German Shepherds also have a habit of challenging their owners and biting the fuck out of them so enjoy that. Got to put them back in their place every so often.

Steel toed boots + drop kick

>>38387670
i have the same knife wtf

>>38387670
Nice nails tranny

>>38385954
Is that a kangal? Never been scared of a dog in my life until I was hiking in turkey, walked past a group of goats and then a big boi like that came running over, stood on a rock like a lion about it to pounce and went mental.

I want my boipussy to be wrecked by Chad Thunderknot.

>>38387034
No, it supposedly "makes them look cooler" so they cut off half their ears.

Pitbull owners are almost always niggers, inside or out

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>>38385847
you can't maul my 2 german shepherds you tiny dog


(Ill show the other one if anyone wants to see it)

>>38386163

beagles are literally hunting dogs too. They're only good if you train them, same as pits. The difference is that they're smaller and more manageable. A pit is pure muscle and unless you're /fit/ 200lbs+ then you're gonna be really fucked up by one

>>38385847
Pittbulls should be illegal. Basically the niggers of dogs.

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>>38387670
Mien negger
Origami

>>38387812
What did the dog do to the goats?

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>>38387945
Nothing. I should have clarified they are bred to protect goats from wolves and mountain cats etc they are really big boys.

They are actually really nice and chill but get anywhere near their goats and they will go fucking ballistic.

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Dogs are only good for sex and food t.b.h.

>>38387670
>>38387926
back to >>>/v/ with your csgo bullshit karambit knifes sucks

>>38388020
i bet they wouldn't have the balls nor the strength to do flay something open alive like that.

>>38387998
God I would love to see those big bois tear up some baby eating pit.

>>38387998
>big hulking monster hounds protecting the herd at all costs
Damn that's kind of sweet in a way

Do they have the capacity to be friendly puppers too?

I wish I wasn't afraid of dogs

https://youtu.be/b1llHQj3gJs

https://youtu.be/4kDkQN7AtRQ
they even sound like demons

https://youtu.be/mhxjPfBTDCY

*mauls your cat*

What do?

>>38387670
>>38387926
Karambits are a fucking meme. You're more liable to kill yourself than your target. For that amount of effort you may just stab the thing in the throat with a kbar.

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>My dog goes back to wandering around my land

I have a close to 100 pound akita, so good luck.

>>38385847
which one ?
one of my 3 Dobermans or the 110 pound Boxer/Rottweiler mix ?

>>38388246
lol wow, one of them completely shed it's collar.
it should be illegal for a woman to walk more than 1 large dog like this, it's a fucking disaster waiting to happen.
either that or they need to have a license to walk your dog on public property, one that involves secure leashing.
she got thrown onto her fucking face, unbelievable.

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>>38388020
>>38388260
t. retarded autists with no muscle balance or coordination

karambits are great

do you like trench knives or fighting daggers then?
>>38387741
Next time I'll use gel polish the first time I spar or do anything with my fingers the polish chips :(

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>>38388098
I actually searched for any of that but only found some click bait videos of the, play fighting. You better believe a pit bull would rekt in a fight against a big kangal. They can and are literally bred to kill wolves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-PcZnfql8c

>>38388132
It is quite endearing isn't it? They are mostly gud bois. When I lived in turkey there was a stray kangal in my neighbourhood and he was a giant dopey gentleman because the people there looked after him a little and left him food and water and gave him pats.

The countryside ones though were usually brought up by yokels and taught to be mean to strangers in order serve their bred function of being extremely territorial and killing invaders

Some of the yokels though had that little dick masculinity where they had to take it too far and revelled in its aggression. They are smart though if you make it clear you are moving away and have no intention of bothering the goats they usually stop with the borking and snarling. I couldn't imagine them chimping out like a nigger dog.

>>38388037
I used to handle dangerous dogs like wolf and coyote hybrids on a regular basis. If you are attacked by a dog you just feed it your off hand elbow and slash its throat or stab it in the spine or the heart via the left foreleg pit.

Karambit is great for the first two, useless for the third

>>38388246
I bought a gun specificly to excecute pitbulls

>>38388883
fighting daggers
Gerber's mark is best knife imo

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>>38389611
This browning black label is a beast as far as value priced daggers go

>>38389965
that s a nice collection tho

nice buttplugs lmao

>>38389965
Nice knives.

Too bad you'll be 70 feet away when you get shot. Good effort, though. Choose a better weapon next time.

>>38390229
Implying that in real life you'll go running like an autist to try and shank a guy with a gun.

Knives are made to be concealed easily, therefore the best strategy is a sudden and fast attack.

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>>38385847
My dog is roughly 100 pounds and is about 2.7ft on all fours, about 5 foot 8 standing hon hind legs. He looks like a body builder, and has nearly killed a English mastiff, yet still remains to be the nicest dog I met when not in danger. Pic related is the closest thing, just imagine bigger, bulkier and taller.

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>>38390229
>shot at 70' away by a pitbull
what?

>implying I don't shoot it at 1000 yards with my .338 norma mag or at 400 yards with my 7.62x54r vepr

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*my dog scratches him off*
https://youtu.be/3acrPzOGNjM

>>38385847
>>38386062
It even has satanic looking eyes. Creepy as fuck.

>>38388011
Damn I remember that gif

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>>38388883
>namefag
>black, chipped nail polish
>pills and pink lighter on mess of a desk
>collects meme knives

You are the kind of person I would shove in a locker

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>>38391413
holy fuck that face and those arms lmao
fuck off with that bullshit

>>38391413
Muh sides what a fucking joke. You're just one of those weebs who think they're tough and scary, you even have the knives, only missing the fedora.

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>>38391413
6'1" 205 lb, 13% Bodyfat Army combat veteran, hunter, competitive 3 gun shooter, do MMA recreationally.

I'm not kidding when I say you are the kind of person I would shove in a locker, POG. Get your fucking life sorted out, you are a fucking mess

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>>38391803
thats nice and all but try to fight me and youll learn quick i have a concealed carry permit :)

>>38385847
My German Sheppard almost killed one these.

The dog in oppies pic is just a manlet nigger mutt.

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>>38391413
Read the second sticky namefriend

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Anything within 80 yards of me is guaranteed dead.

jesus christ you all are the cringiest people alive. acting like you're all badass and shit with your "fighting experience" god i hope all that "working out" has given you the tiniest dicks in the universe, and your big tough dogs. you are all fedora tippers aka cancer so get out of here and share your gains with some chad website like bodybuilding.com or some shit

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>>38391878
I CC pistols if I feel its called for, but since my constitutional rights have been illegally suspended by the federal government I typically carry knives in low threat envitonments

but if I am already hitting you a quickly deployable knife (like pic related) > gun at that range anyways, and you either know it or you can't fight for shit

>>38392046
NIGGA YOU EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING TOE SHOES GOD TOP KEK

I have no qualms with shooting a bully that gets too close.

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>>38392011
Lol, I'm a tranny, I wish getting fit would shrink my dick. I'm just laughing at the hyper masculinity (I was super insecure when I was repressing my gender identity too, so its just cute and a little sad to me so I egg them on)

my malamute is a big tough girl though!

>my fiance with her, the dog is heavier

>>38392046
Nice shoes hahahaha

>>38392083
Thats my CC knife while jogging. <3 Interesting you're more worried about my shoes than my shaved ass and legs

>>38388246
>Not the fucking dog's fault. The owners are the ones that5 trained them so fucking poorly.
>The owner (maybe a dog sitter) has no business walking two dogs which are stronger than her. They didn't look vicious, they reacted on a instinct, any dog I owned wouldn't of given that cat a second look.
>it's the owner's fault!!!
Pitbull defends are like broken records, the owner the owner the owner, no, it's the fucking breed.

>>38392108
Thanks! They're great for running and climbing.

insecure about your feet?

>>38392147
>Pitbull defenders

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>>38385847
What's the consensus on the German Shepherd?

>>38392181
Good alert loyal dogs from my experience

>>38387698
I have killed dogs before.
Fuck ill just punch the fucker a few times...Sadly I have to admit I got heavy handed too many times with dogs.

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>having a dog

>>38392227
>Respects cats
>Call his cat Niggerman
Was he really racist?

>>38392122
i used to do competitive swimming so i've seen shaved everything from balls to ass so it's no shock. also i hope you at least put those shoes to good work and are not just wearing them to get groceries

>>38392224
kill yourself

origaminaly

>>38392227
People who hate dogs tend to be shitty people

>>38392011
Cool story bro...Sorry I grew up inna woods and spent my youth killing animals and pissing on them with my cousin.
I lived like a fucking gypsy fucker.

>>38392281
People who hate cats tend to be mental

>>38392046
You are so unbelievably cringy

>>38392227
>Anthropomorphising this hard
Fucking writers man.

>>38392151
>toe shoes
>good for running

Yeah, that must be why all the competetive runners are geared up with toe shoes lol
This is unreal

>>38392279
No, I have also eaten dogs...Gonna tell me to kill my self too?
Chinese eat dogs.
Its a fucking dog they aint going extinct any time soon.
>WAAH WAHH STOP KILLING ANIMALS.
They would kill me too if they could thats why they are animals.
Fucking ignorant go watch national geographic.
Animals rape and kill eachother all the time.

>>38392296
I like both

My cat and dog get along

>>38392227
My dog never played fetch...He would sit and then lay down.
Now crack a beer and that fucker will NOT leave you alone.

>>38392320
>"They would kill me too if they could thats why they are animals."
>most animals are herbivores
rly mks me thnk

>>38392352
Dogs are not.
Nice shit argument nigger.
Dogs hail from wolves, wolves here where I live kill people.
Fuck off.
Your cats are not a substitute for kids, women.

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>>38392227
>Expecting a fantasy writer of all people to judge the utility of an animal and it's worth to society

>>38392352
Pigs eat other pigs.
Monkeys eat other monkeys.
Rhinos and tigers fight eachother.
Crocs and gators kill people.
Snakes kill people.
Spiders can kill people.
Life is dangerous, scruffy aint getting shit from me.
>my dog/cat is my child the post.

>>38392370
do you live in a fucking village still stuck in the middle ages where you people don't know how to contain wildlife so that nobody gets hurt?

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>>38392406
OH SHIT NIGGER SOMETHING THAT EATS PEOPLE IN ALASKA ALL THE TIME.
Moose kill people.

>>38392383
He's probably smarter than you, considering he's a world famous writer who has written many acclaimed works and you're just a fat cunt sitting at a computer arguing about how pitbulls are the niggers of dogs.

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>>38392420
Used to be...Then we got white rich people money and got gentrified.
>my cousin and I used to hunt animals with guns and slings.
>this nigga dont live in alaska.

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>>38385847
Pitbulls that show up at animal shelters should be put down immediately. That would basically stop all the "pitbull suddenly attacks owner" incidents since white people wouldn't be able to adopt them for likes on facebook anymore.

>>38392439
>considering he's a world famous writer who has written many acclaimed works

And this equates to intelligence how? Reminder: J.K Rowling is leaps and bounds more acclaimed fantasy writer than Lovecraft ever was.

>>38392406
Your critical thinking and reading comprehension skills are garbage, the other guy's is way worse which is why I'm only responding to you, you may still have hope.

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>>38392318
no, its good as in bare foot running is healthier for your muscles, bones, snd joints.

pro runners wear bullshit that destroys their hips and ankles but lets them run a little faster than nature intended. moron.
>>38392263
I do. I run sled dogs every day trying to lose my manbody
>>38392297
>implying you have any taste

>>38385847
Im literally always ready to kill anything that attacks my dog.

>>38392529
>Bare foot running is better
I'm not trying to knock you down tripfriend, but I can't find a source that says that running barefoot is better for you

>>38392526
I have been up for a few days.
>HUNTING IS BAD WAH WAH.
I eat everything I kill, everything.
Can you all please go look up a nature documentary? every thing eats every thing.

>>38392589
>running the way your joints evolved to over millions of years is not better than running in a joint alignment invented by Nike because giant gel inserts and air pumps let you sell people shoes for 300 usd

You can't be serious. The only down side of bare foot running is sole injury. You don't roll ypur ankle or shock your spine like in traditional thick soled runnning shoes. the vibrams protect your sole but keep a more natural running position

>>38392679
>vibram
I worked there and you are welcome.
Its a good company PLEASE buy more of them.

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>>38392706
I have bought like 8 sets, 3 for me (gen 1 five finger, bikla evo, whatever my new ones are) 2 sets for gf, 1 set for ex, 2 for an associate of mine

Will buy a light weight slip on set in girl colors for me soon.

great shoes! I have 9 pins and screws in my right foot in the outer two toes because of a fight injury and it really helps my foot posture.

>surgical scar

>>38392529
>bare foot running
>better
HHAHAHAHHA

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I have a cocker spaniel puppy and he's good friends with a local pitbull. The thing is docile as fuck and doesn't mind how batshit my pup is, he just rests his head on him if he gets too over enthusiastic.

Pic related, me and mah boy.

>>38392888
stop trying to be a woman

>>38392281
I hate all animals as they're animals There's nothing wrong about hating things whom behavior you cannot predict.

>>38392928
t. a moron

oh did you read the headline of an msm article about the fda telling vibram they can't advertise their product as correcting posture without 10 years of FDA testing and now you're an expert on why barefoot running is bad?

>>38392370
There are tons of wolves here and there hasn't been a single incident with them because they're extremely wary of humans. Are you dealing with fucking dire wolves?

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>>38389965
is that a real brous blade

>>38392976
If you can't tell when you're pissing an animal off you must be super autistic.

>>38392251
Yes,he equates niggers to animals.

>>38392320
Are dogs objectively tastier than other food species we have? Because I`ve read they are.

>>38392512
Lovecraft a was a well-read,cultured person. Unlike that cunt.

>>38393107
Yes.

knife fan then?

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>>38385847
*mauls your whole country*

>>38388883
Look at your young, unweathered hands, God I envy you

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>>38392181
Make sure you get one of the normal ones not the white ones. I've got one of each and the white one is a big softie.

Some fucking rott mix dog down the street killed this cute greyhound just last week. Hope they fucking sue the asshole.

>>38386163
>got her heart ripped out
Holy fuck

>>38392529
>I know better than the pros
>And the people that train those pros
>And the people whose only job is to ensure those pros are at the top of their game 24/7
Fuck off you delusional tranny.

>>38392976
Kek, the fuck are you on about? If anything humans are the only ones you should hate then.

It's like Steve Irwin said, "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. "

>>38393621
I can corroborate on the point on whiteys

>>38393568
Estrogen, androgen blockers, lotion. ;)
>>38393666
>to ensure they perform so close to their limit that they are hobbling arthritics by 40***
ftfy retard

>>38393792
>Thinking you can be the peak of human performance and not suffer consequences later on.
I say again: fuck off you delusional tranny.

We need more dog hating threads and dog killing videos. I love this.

>I wear toe socks because they are the NATURAL way to run and NATURAL is better
>pumps artificial hormones that shouldn't be in his body into himself
wew lad

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Nice try kid...nothin personnel

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>>38393951
Fucking this AHahahahahahahha

>>38393866
Why would you as a nonprofessional athlete desire this outcome?

>you wouldn't, you're just a child arguing to argue
>>38393951
>>38394009
I naturally have low T and high E. I was born hermaphroditic. I am just reversing a poor medical decision made for me as sn infant

>>38392529
Holy fucking cringe

College Track runner here, have fun with plantar fasciitis you stupid fucking freak.

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Small fry for my Kangal.
Pic semi related, hes bit that big but almost

>>38385888
>shits its fur

KEK

>>38385847
Usually I see these types of threads on /pol/ and tell you to go back there as such, but lately content quality on /r9k/ has been abysmally low, and I'm actually quite a big fan of these threads.

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>>38385847
Can we get some pit bull hate? Esp the kind where it was a good doggo for like a year and then it snaps? Please have sources too

>>38394414
>Labrador

Surely a result of them being common as fuck right? Or am I missing something? Surprised to see German shepherds up there again.

>>38394793
if only there was a way to figure that out

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>>38394918
I shall show myself out

>>38394078
>was born hermaphroditic.
Ahahahaha. No.
> I am just reversing a poor medical decision made for me as sn infant
You don't get to do that either, t. cutfag

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I find basset hounds to be far more aggressive than pit bulls.
At least thats my experience with the ones I've raised.

>>38395061
Have you raised pits?

>>38392439
lmao lovecraft was a fucking proto-robot who mooched off his rich relatives and REEE'd in all of his works until death. He was pathetic, the only thing he did was write his morbid robot thoughts down and created cosmic horror.

>>38394793
Labs are common yes but theyre also one of the more aggressive breeds.

>>38391143
You missed the bong.

>>38395629
>implying that any of your objections against Lovecraft can be counted as anything but good points about him

>>38394793
Judging by the figures yes

>>38391143
This board is full of these people though, the board has to be nuked

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>>38392181
GOAT
Original

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>>38385847
ITT: anti american shills

also
>>>/b/
>>>/bant/

>>38392227
dog people BTFO

>>38385847
>>38386062
Mega pussies lmfao

>>38387670
>Thinking a csgo model knife will in any way stop a pitbull

You're a fucking retard, those dogs lock on don't don't let go until their dead. You're best off using a 12 gauge with slugs.

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*BLACKED your dog*

>>38387670
A pitbull would maul you faggot

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>>38385847
*teleports behind you*

Hehe nuthin' personnel, pup

>>38388246
Glad this happened, fuck cats

>>38398190
I hope you get mauled by a fucking pit too, faggot.

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>>38392454
SOUTH PAWS GET OUT!!!!

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>>38385847
>Come on dog, let's go pick up bitches.

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>>38392227
Fuck cats
Orginallly

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>>38397473

Time for the ultimate showdown burger.

>>38387617
If you are still here, when you get a shepherd just make sure you socialize the shit out of it when it's growing up. Let them play with every dog you can and meet loads of people too. Honestly this is soso important. I'm stuck with a 100lb barking snarling beast (around other dogs) because I didn't do this enough.
When training be firm, but not scary - my first shepherd is a big nervous wreck around strangers because my dog trainer was an evil piece of shit to him when he was a pup. They are a smart motivated breed, they don't need harsh training.

>>38393364
Their fault for setting up in his territory

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>>38392181
Fucking cool in my book. Just a shame they often get such horrendous hip problems

>>38398738
Shitting in a box is actually a valuable skill when you're an urban resident, being able to catch a stick is not. He countered his own argument by stating that most people don't live in farms anymore, like the retarded dog owner that he is.

>>38398829
His point was that they served as pest control which is redundant in this day and age unless you live in a filthy shithole covered in old pizza boxes and 3 week old chicken wing debris.

>>38398875
And dog served as hunters. Some people need pest control, nobody needs to hunt to survive. Your point is?

>>38392181
Best breed. Very intelligent. In the wrong hands they can become pit bull like though. You get what you put into them. Raise it well and it will literally take a bullet for you, so loyal.

>>38395061
The difference is that a basset hound cant rip you apart the moment it grabs you.

A chihuahua is far more aggresive but he cant cause any life-threatening damage

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>>38398875
>>38398917

A Rat Terrier is far better at obliterating rats.

>>38399073
My dick is far better at obliterating your mom's womb.

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*exlplodes nigger dog*
>>38392046
Nice ass

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You're breedist! My pitt is the sweetest dog ever. Did you know they used to be called "nanny dogs"? *gets mailed to death*

>>38392227
>tfw have a cat that plays fetch

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>>38398917
>served as hunters

And now they:
-sniff out cancer, bombs, drugs, people in wreckages and collapsed buildings
-they are used in therapy for autists and PTSD sufferers
-they can be trained to help the blind and the deaf
-they can pull sleds across snowy tundras
-they can be used to herd and protect livestock
-they can be used to guard homes and in law enforcement

you know fuckall about dogs. Go back chasing around and worshipping your frail little obsolete furball who only pays attention to you because you feed it.

>>38399341
People who own dogs don't do even half of that. Go back to hitting on your dog for barking too loud.

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>>38399420
Your point was that dogs are obsolete and I have comprehensively proven that to not be the case. Cats BTFO

>>38388246
Fucking shit, if I was the owner of the house I would have stabbed both of the cunt dogs to death and punched that cunt owner in the face.

>>38399488
No, my point was that dogs aren't more important than cats. Either way, I just stated in my last post that people who own dogs are just retards who need recognition from lower beings than themselves to feel good, so they don't do any of that stuff that you cited. So I guess that makes them obsolete in a way.

>>38390363
I hope he stays that way until he dies anon.

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Look I ded doggo

>>38392454
>save the squirrels initiative (I give up)

>>38395061
Fuckers are vicious and pissed off all the time.

>>38399540
>retards who need recognition from lower beings to feel good

Strange, that's how I feel getting all those butt mad (yous) from you.

Yeah my dog did just bark, probably smells the cancer emanating from your retarded posts.

>>38392227
Arabs love cats though they always fucking have, them and chinks and indians hate dogs. Dogs have ALWAYS been the white western man's animal.

>>38399690
There's no point in submitting a post with nothing but Ad hominem. You might as well not reply.

>>38399699
Stop looking at everything through race goggles like a /pol/tard for once, will you?

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>>38399420
>hitting on your dog
That's just wrong anon

>>38393951
Seriously the fucking delusion is palpable

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>>38399725
Did that cat shit brain disease finally get to you anon?

*mutes your dog*

>>38399800
Why are you so obsessed with cats?

This is a dog thread, not a /soc/ or /lgbt/ thread/board

>>37842102
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

>>38399751
Are you fucking retarded? I said that in response to the HP LOVECRAFT quote.

>>38399873
Well, but why do you hate cats so much? I see people on /an/ saying that they despise cats all the time, but I never understood it.

>>38399842
Hatred at pets, usually cats, is a clear sign of a bitter outcast.
Basically nobody likes him because he's a fat autistic virgin and he gets jealous of the love cats get.

>>38399919
because dogs are more compatible with people communication-wise. you can use body language that comes naturally to you with a dog and they'll understand. like a head jerk to say "come here" or just the manner of how you stand or interact with others shows the dog how alert you are, dogs can easily detect that sort of shit. cats either can't or don't care. they seem pretty objectively dumber too. dogs are just better pets for companionship and utility. if you don't want either companionship or utility, what the fuck do you want a pet for?

Though I guess cats are good because they're less maintenance and will kill rodents for you.

>>38400085
I think the "cats don't like companionship" thing is just a misunderstanding by people. Obviously, cats haven't been pets for as long as dogs have, so they can't follow human cues as well. But they can indeed feel compassion for their owner. It's understandable why people would prefer dogs, though. They're much easier to understand and deal with. It might just a matter of preference.

>>38400223
>a misunderstanding by people
yeah sure, that's pretty much what I was saying. cats have behaviors of companionship that are different than dogs, and the way dogs behave is just more like how people do.

>>38390920
Cute dog.
barkblox