Hey hey ho ho faglords
>>38305185
>Hey hey ho ho faglords
This 2bh
> tfw in a rut but no girlfriend (male) to pin down
GET OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GAYS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE, ONLY STRIGHTS
>>38305198
What ever did he (you) mean by this?
Welp, I finally did it. I erp'd my fellow r9gays
>>38305581
you can't just do this
you can't make a thread in another thread, it doesn't work that way
>>38305604
oops i thought i was on the front page, too many tabs
Frotting is the best~
>>38305497
Were you the top or the bottom?
>tfw no azn bf
original post
>>38305647
Top, I liked it too. I've been missing out
>July 11th, 2017
>still no boyfriend
someone please
send help pleas
>>38306402
I feel your pain anon
There's people on my discord who I would want to be my boyfriend but they aren't interested in me or barely talk to me at all ;w;
Can I report this? I mean this website has multiple boards for faggots.
>>38305647
>Frotting is the best~
YEAH NIG
>>38306439
Hate to be that guy anon, but you gotta talk to them, be more engaging. You need to make people notice you, boyfriends don't just fall out of the sky.
>>38305185
I completely give up, I thought this trap was disgusting at first, but for some reason seeing her everyday in your fag trap posts just did it for me, yes I am hard. I am a faglord, please post more of Felix.
>>38306439
Every time I find someone and it seems perfect they get cold feet and say they have too much anxiety or they're too depressed and they can't handle a relationship. It's happened to me a few times now. I'm starting to think that I'm doing something wrong and they're just trying to let me down easy.
>>38306759
I know I'm gonna take a lot of flak for this, but have you tried reaching out to non-robots? Not necessarily full-blown normies, but maybe people who are in a little bit of a better place emotionally.
>>38306840
Alcohol tbqhwyfamm
>get spooked by these rumors/reports of a super STD running around
>put the hard breaks on even looking at grindr/local hookup site for delecious cocks to worship
>have to wait until single older gent is able to host me again or buy a basic enema bulb, condoms and start getting my boihole bred
>>38306840
feed me more felix desu.
Are you a cute trap? Be a cute trap and make your relation with the guy private so he's not socially afraid of letting you suck his dick.
Am I a good boy now master Felix? please post more.
>>38306953
Unfortunately I'm not a trap but I know that my friend likes traps. And I don't have too much of Felix sorry.
>>38306796
>have you tried reaching out to non-robots?
Robots tend to never get to that point, because they're too shy to even talk to me to begin with. It's just that I like weirdos I guess. People that are unique, different, whatever you want to call it. They're more interesting and more understanding and just more of my type of person. It's just that a lot of them are also struggling to figure things out. I don't mind that, I can be supportive and caring and help with whatever issues but somehow that's not enuff.
I don't know I'm just ranting now.
>STILL tfw no boyfriend
I guess my only choice is to settle for some local normalfag from my college campus or something. If that's even possible.
>>38307125
I'm doing some divination over on /x/ with playing cards, if you can give me a query, I'd be happy to do a reading for you, anon!
>>38307120
That picture was gold, thank you very much for that anon, please keep posting thicc felix if you make any other post in this thread, my dick will cry of happiness.
That being said, I still think there's always a barrier for any guy between liking traps and actually fucking one. It's all nice fapping to a 3d trap, I've done it too, but meeting one is different, it dawns on you that you're fucking another man, and you can't ignore any male traits that the internet images may cover.
I've also seen posts on 4chan about people that regretted it.
To all you traps, femboys and just cute guys out there, don't give up. There are plenty of nice, geeky guys who share your interests out there. I know that if I could find a cute girlfriend (boy) I'd be the happiest guy on earth.
>>38307350
no you wouldn't, traps are incapable of feeling love, they're more demanding, uncompromising, nagging, and whiny than the most vile stacy
>>38305198
Source from the piqture that there picture you posted in this original thread?
>>38307506
The worst part is just knowing that traps are dudes, you're not fucking a 'trap', you're fucking a dude dressed in girl's clothes, it's completely degenerate and your parents would disapprove of it. That's what really turns me off 3d traps.
>>38307292
Yeah there is a pretty big difference between 2d and 3d i guess.
How common is it to leak or produce precum?
>tfw no bf
oregano post
>>38305185
I fell for the gay meme yet I cant find anyone. They literally only want traps and fuck off the second they realize I'm not one.
>>38308062
I don't mind what you are as long as you're a bottom and we click personally/interest wise.
this thread needs more masculine guys and less girls with dicks
>>38308107
I'm strictly submissive. In fact I get easily flustered and lock up if suddenly put in a position of control. I also love to cook and clean and can honestly say that I would be unhappy in any relationship where I wasn't the one doing most of the chores. Most guys are attracted to these traits but nope once they find out I'm bear mode they are gone.
>>38308156
Personally, I prefer a synthesis of both. Like, I enjoy guys who are slender but built, maybe with a bit of body hair in all the right places like my BF.
>>38308156
>masculine guy
>juiced off his fucking head with atrophied testicles
lol
>>38306439
C-can I join your discord anon?
>>38308195
I really don't mind bear mode desu. I myself am working on becoming bear muscle mode and would just love a sub to do chores. Where ya from?
i hate these threads because everybody is being ironic and cute posting for attention. how am i going to find a bf when nobody is sincere? i bet anyone i add from here would delete me after a few days
Where's my socially awkward Australian bc
>>38308239
Tampa, Florida, USA
>>38307968
my chinese animes convince me that it's really common but I don't
>>38308262
Yeah, there's a good deal of immaturity going on here. But I don't blame a lot of anons here, cuteposting is a good temporary escape from a lot of the problems in their lives. Plus, it makes for a light read, I don't need all these heavy feels weighing me down.
>>38308289Woah I'm central FL, like an hour away from tampa
>>38305185
>>38306840
>>38307120
>>38307837
GOD
why is felix the embodiment of what a trap should be?
He's fucking amazing tbhh Yet a real trap is repulsive disease ridden felix is pure.........
also not gay
>>38305185
>gay thread
>OP is an anime trap
You're probably not even gay, just lonely and a bit bicurious. I bet if you got into a situation where a man was close to you and you smelled his man-scent and felt his stubble on your face, you'd be grossed out by it.
>>38308334Want to meet up? oregano
>>38308598
You'd honestly be surprised how many guys into anime traps turn out to be full-blown homofags, anon.
>>38308636
im im tampa too ;+)
>>38308636
I wouldn't mind but first let's chat and see what eachothers interests are and whatnot. Got a contact?
>>38308696
[email protected]
Just email me your contact info. I got skype, steam, discord, and a phone. No kik or anything like that though.
>tfw no long haired neet bf
when will the pain go away
i'd literally kill for a bf holy shit
oregano commento muy bien
I want to fluff a lad's happy trail!
>>38307627
Golden TimeTADA BANRI
>>38308771
Sent discord oreg
>>38308880
I have long hair, it's very hot and uncomfortable in the summer and I don't think it looks very good either honestly.
>>38309077
yes please horse pener anon
>have to sleep alone at night and can't snuggle with a 2hu girlfriend (male)and feel their bulge push against my butt
>>38309196wtf id brush it out for you anytime tbdesuid give my discord but all i do nowadays is work & play vidya
>>38309196
I like my long hair, personally, as uncomfortable as it can get this time of year. I know I look better with it than I do with short hair.
>>38309400
It goes out of control and flies into a crazy mess whenever I go outside. I don't really know how to use hairspray or whatever tricks girls use to keep theirs looking all neat and tidy. So I feel like a lot of the look is lost and it just looks really lazy and unkempt.
GET ME A BOYFRIEND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>saudi arabia
>can't get a boyfriend
>
>>38309518
I'll be your boyfriend anon. Hell I'll even be your girlfriend (Male).
I am neither homosexual nor homoerotic, however, I understand all of your plights for significant others and wish you all the best of luck.
Good dat to you sirs/madams
>>38309507
Have you just tried putting it into a ponytail?
>>38309618
>tfw no Arab bf to sexually liberate
>>38309400
Long hair is great you can do so much with it and when it sucks you can just cut it. With short hair people say I look like a lesbian.
Anyone here bi but would rather just stick to girls?
>>38309640
It doesn't fit into a neat ponytail, maybe I need to have it trimmed to all the same length or something but a bunch of hairs always escape the tie and it looks really sloppy. Which is fine when I just want to stay cool at home but it looks awful in public.
I've just been letting it grow out, maybe I should visit a salon or something when I get a chance to have them trim & style it. I really have no idea how to take care of or manage long hair, makes me wish I knew some girls I could ask for advice.
>>38310128
I don't come out because let's be honest, gay/bi partners are thin on the ground, compared to women.
Though a girl I was talking to after college a few months back asked me directly because she was angling for an MMF threesome, and I bottled it.
>mfw
>>38308290
seriously what the fuck is up with every doujin having oceans of precum and an obsession with peeling foreskins?
>>38308156
seth feroces a cool guy
>>38310201
I'm just not that into guys period, but I'm prob like 5% gay and that's enough to scare off most normies.
>>38310128
>tfw bi but would rather just stick to guys
>>38310128
>tfw bi
>much harder to get girls
>much much harder to get girls with similar interests
>stick to guys
>>38305238
>STRIGHTS
>tfw always want to be top, never bottom
>no boy that wants to remain a bottom
I could never be happy
>>38310457
You should try it anon, being penetrated is a truly enlightening experience
>>38310457
>Tfw only want to bottom, but apparently so does everyone else in my area
I just want a strong man to fuck me in the ass, is that too much to ask?
>>38310493
Not something I've been interested in. I want to handle someone else.
Not sure if this is the thread for it but the guy I was messaging cut me off because he found out how my face looked and told me he was disgusted to have said lewd things to me
>>38310457
>>38310518
>tfw heteronormative relationship desires
>>38310975
Fucking annihilated.
This is why I refrain from saying lewd stuff until I actually know what the person looks like.
> gay
>KHV
>Only attracted to masculinity
>Rarely leave the home
>Desperately want to be straight
Why are actual gay robots so rare?
>>38305185
>dont fap in 2 weeks
>suddenly every tiny urge i had for women is gone
>less attracted to only traps
>pictures and videos of hard cock even with hair make me literally salivate and want to please them
nofap was a LIE
FUCK
>>38310975
That's sad anon :(
Sounds like a mean thing to say to you even if it's what he was thinking
>>38310975
I know this feel anon, my bodies pretty cute but my face is hideous
>>38308598
mascfags are a meme
burly lumberjack chuck tingle book horseshit is made exclusively for american women and if a guy claims to be into it, he's lying to look cool
>>38305185
I'm straight but I'm posting in your thread because you guys post cute pictures. >>38306402
>>38311707
>desperately want to be straight
redflag
regflag
>>38311987
>redflag
Don't care 2bh. I have no plans to date anyone.
>>38307968
I can only ever leak if I go a realllllly long time without touching my dick, but I do leak.
>>38310128
yes, at least until I transition
Any of you guys use enemas?
How are your experiences? Anything of note?
>>38312247
I have a douche, it's alright. Best to use about an hour or so after you've had a shit.
>>38312247
I use the toilet to empty the inside before playing with my butt. It's always worked well enough for solo play. There's some brown residue and tiny bits of poo but nothing too crazy. If you're a clean freak it would probably bother you but I'm fine with it.
I'd definitely clean it up with a turkey baster and a big cup of warm water if someone else was going to be playing around in there though. Just to be a good host.
>>38310518
where is this heaven on earth
>>38311987
>gays already a small fraction of the population compared to straight folks
>even smaller percentage into similar things than you
>incredibly sexual dating culture, with monogamy being hard to come by as well. relationships tend to start sexually then progress to romantic LTRs versus the other way around
i don't blame him at all. i got called a fag because a guy wanted to suck my dick the first time we met up, & i had suggested we go on a regular date first
>tfw small dick
Literally the worst feel. To top it off I'm otherwise a /big guy/ so my dick looks even smaller.
recommend me some good lewd m/m animes, lewd preferred but will take feels.
>>38312446
>tfw will never be a straight person with a qt wife
>tfw gay death approaching
IT'S
OVER
>>38307837
well if 3D looks like this i dont mind it y'know
>>38312590
>females find men attractive at ages close to their own
>males tend to find young 20-somethings more attractive, regardless of their own age
the clock only ticks faster & faster. i gave up long ago
>>38311707
>Why are actual gay robots so rare?
most of us fell for the trap meme and are only attracted to cute traps-twinkish boys
You probably don t find the average gay dude on here tho
>>38312590
>a straight person with a qt wife
Plenty of robots are straight and still can't get a qt wife.
Just stay gay it seems a lot easier.
>>38308269
Here but I'm too awkward.
>>38312707
it's easier to have sex, but substantially harder to find love, let alone a monogamous relationship. i can always jack off, but i can't do an equivalent for having a qt leaning their head against my shoulder while holding my hand and softly breathing
>>38312707
>Easier
Easier to get an STD and die alone, maybe.
>>38312748
gays can't love each other
unless you mean like a friend, but also a person to have sex with
>he wants someone who can be both
yeah way to set your sights high anon
>>38305497
>just got done erping again
Holy fuck I really like this, I have seriously been missing out. My dick is still diamonds.
>>38312904
Being gay is suffering 2bh. I missed out on all the crazy sex in my twenties. It's only loneliness and alcoholism from here on out.
>>38312908
It's really enjoyable, don't get carried away and do it too much though it gets old quickly.
You can only replay the same scenarios so many times before it gets old and you have to start branching out into wild Corruption of Champions-tier fantasy shit.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE
ALONE
I HATE BEING ALIVE
DYING ALONE
ALONE
THANK YOU M&M'S
FOR GIVING ME MOMENTARY RESPITE
FROM BEING
ALONE
Musicians are sexy, right?
I wish I had a cute trappy twink gf to violently fuck then cuddle with afterwards
>>38313010
>Being straight is suffering 2bh. I missed out on all the crazy sex in my twenties.
Fixed for me. I'm pretty sure everyone is in the same boat.
>>38313369
I would not be a virgin if musicians were sexy.
Gay faggots
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokogf/
Lucky#3918
Looking for sum hot fuc, hmu on discord
Lucky#3918
MY COCK IS THROBIN, MY DUDESS
>spend couple weeks in forest
>don't fap at all
>get back and looking at lewds
>zero arousal
did I transcend sex or do I have lyme disease or something?
please help!~
>>38312904
and that sort of attitude is exactly why i just wish i was straight. being gay would be fine if it was similar to het relationships. i just want lovey-dovey romance with another guy
>>38313595
discord?bitch
>>38313902
>using discord
gross
never ever
>>38313937
suit your homo self
>>38314006
Tomoko belongs to me no matter what
Gay retard
>>38314035
hey FUCK you fag
>>38311715
All of fucking this.
>be on high streak of nofap
>something like months and some days.
>roommate one day shirtless.
>he left his shirt on sofa.
>take it and return it to his room
>get brilliant idea of sniffing it before doing that.
>literally instantly cum in my pantsu.
>didn't even had time to get hard.
Nofap is a meme. Never again.
hey guys im gay
>erp for the first time last night with another anon
>Came harder than ever before
Erping is a hell of a chat
>>38314268
hey im gay too
I G N O R E
S O D O M I T E
O R D E R S
T B P H
>>38313937
Would you use telegram cebruz
>>38314268
>hey guys im gay
I don't believe it
>try to give myself a facial like in sissy videos
>dick is too small to actually get it over my mouth and I dribble instead of shoot
>it just splatters on my chest
>sore hips later
>>38314285
Iktf, i did it today for the first time and we ended up exchanging pics.
>>38314096
MINE
>>38314324
kik is enough for me
Im to lazy to download another app
>>38314285
>too retarded for regular conversation much less erp
>still fantasize about it constantly
Post logs so I can live vicariously through you anon
>>38314405
Maybe that's why you're still alone.
>>38314457
Like a stupid app would make a difference
>>38314404
Lucky. It would be great to find an anon to do it with all the time
>>38314428
Sorry, don't know an easy way to cross out the names. We erpd for over an hour
>still no virgin bf to explore our firsts together with
Truly suffering
>>38314496
I wouldn't know, I've tried no apps, and I'm still alone.
God damn it.
>>38314509
>Lucky
Right? He says he loves how my cock looks and calls me daddy.
>>38314547
Maybe that's why you're still alone
L0L
>>38314523
>>still no virgin bf to explore our firsts together with
The worst feel there is
>>38314559Is it that good?
>>38314405
post kik thencutefaggot
>>38314609
Is what that good?
>>38314621notaanon
>>38314621
>me
>cute
l0l post urs
>>38314621
lolgay faggot
>discord bf hasn't talked to me all day
Killing myself
>tfw fell for trap meme as a little kid
>not sure if actually trans or just retarded
probably easier to kill myself than figure this shit out desu
LMFAO FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKS !!!
hope you all have a good day desu senpaitachi
Uncensored pls robots.
>gay thread
>no penises
Disappointing tbqh