/britfeel/

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>>37798788
Post yfw both a race war and a class war are imminent

I bet you're wondering what my favourite lolly ice is.

Well its the jubbly, the best lolly ice

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JESUS CHRIST WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT

I think brummy accents are absolutely adorable tbqh

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>>37798828
i'm going to fucking skin you alive and make you eat your own testicles

>>37798788
>no zeemaps
>no discord
fucked it

>>37798851
this desu would love to cuckold a brummie

2 day week then off to glasto lads.

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>weather too hot for jeans
>have to wear shorts and show my disgusting legs to the world

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>>37798828
I will feel a great sense of pleasure beheading rich porkies whilst neo-nazis are beheading pakis tbqh

BRITFEEL

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

R9K

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

>>37798828

Can't see a race war soon, no appetite out there really.

Class war, slim but entertaining chance, would be good to fuck those rich quinoa eating cunts.

Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/d0LeL9BUPtA

Haha lads

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Thought you'd be looking for the next in line to love
Then ignore, put out, and put away
And so you'd soon be leaving me alone like I'm supposed to be
Tonight, tomorrow, and every day
There's nothing here that you'll miss
I can guarantee you this is a cloud of smoke
Trying to occupy space
What a fucking joke
What a fucking joke

I waited for a bus to separate the both of us
And take me off, far away from you
'Cos my feelings never change a bit
I always feel like shit
I don't know why, I guess that I just do
You once talked to me about love
And you painted pictures of a never never land
And I could have gone to that place
But I didn't understand
I didn't understand
I didn't understand

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Today marks 3 years being NEET.

Its not the lack of friends or relationships that bother me, I've never cared for either. Its the fact I'm not achieving anything even though I'm enjoying my time and wouldn't spend it any other way even if I had money.

>>37798788
my jobcentre adviser is making me do a work placement at the job centre, has anyone else had to do this? what should i expect?

>>37798954
Got any advice?

I'm a NEET but it's killing me, I don't enjoy anything.

>>37798893
>tfw super skinny
>where jeans and hoody/work jacket everywhere
Literally kill me now please.

>>37798957

ive been on a "work placement" for them before but never AT the job centre itsself, sounds like they have you bent over dessy m8, have to be at the job centre all day every day heh

>>37798932
>daniel-san is on there

was this your doing detectiveanon?

>>37798978
get a job m8. really nice feeling to be able to go out anywhere and buy anything you like

>>37798933

quinoa is eaten by the sort of home counties little shit who is actually gentrifying and ruining london, forcing poor people out all the while thinking he's sticking it to the elite and the man.

>>37799020
ewww don't reply to me wagey

>>37798995
It's at a different jobcentre not the one i usually go to
>bent over dessy
what the heck?

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>tfw salary fag
>tfw people reporting into you

all i do every day is sleep, i wake up at 11am and go back to sleep at 1pm until 8pm then stay awake until 4am and repeat

>>37798978
>>37799020
Just don't get an agency job. You will enjoy living even less.

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>in this thread right now, there are actual, physical scousers
disgusting desu

>>37799129
Honestly if it wasn't for the whole having to work thing I'd probably do the same

Welcome to the /britfeel/ arms.

We have a fine selection of real ales and gins, which we pride ourselves on.
We also have a fantastic array of board games. We host a risk night every second Wednesday of the month!

We have a leased line from BT giving us the best possible wifi connection. So no worries there lads.

And our prices are friendly so that even your bennies will go far!

What can I get for you?

>>37798828
People lack the energy and enthusiasm. Even the much hyped London darkie riots Vol 2 failed to materialise because no one gives a shit anymore.

>>37799147
Odds youngfags wont get that image?

Felt fucking miserable today.

>>37798788
>Wagecucks are preparing for another day of gruelling labour edition
summer holiday dickhead, I dont work in summer holiday

>>37799205
Pour us a pint of the guest ale please lad

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LADS IT'S SO FUCKING HOT
HELP
JUST HELP

>>37799205
alright lad, pint of carling please

>>37799239
They are out and about with new identities. Could live down the road from you.

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>27.6 degrees in my room
END ME

>>37799319
I wonder if anyone in the know has tried to leak it? They must have been very careful about who knows where they are now.

>>37799319
I remember hearing one of them kept boasting about it to people and they had to re hide him.

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Rainy island my arse.

We have a terrible climate.

Winter is non existent, it never snows, ever. Summer is just a collection of random heatwaves. The rest of the year the sky is a stupid fucking eye burning white colour with humid temperatures and no rain.

>>37799205

rum and cream soda pink lady pls guvnor.

>>37799205
give us a bullet to the head.

>>37799283
Golden Galaxy is our best atm. Fruity and perfect for summer. Good?
>>37799304
I'm not here to pass judgement. Here how go lad.
>>37799431
We have a pink lemonade. But not a cream soda. That gonna be OK?

>>37799527

no lad. i'll be off down the local spoons instead.

>get possible job offer
>have to go to interview 6km away
>then do a drug screening another 5 or 6 km from there
>no car

Well I don't need a job anyway I guess.

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>>37799546
fucking normans go to your poncey spoons yer bastard and leave us robots in peace

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>>37799170
More tennants pls

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>>37799546
They don't have it either lad.

>>37799510
oi, where's my drink blud?

Thinking of getting laser eye surgery lads, hope I don't go blind

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>>37799602
here ya go lad.

I'm helping :)

>>37799205
Your finest weeb boipucci please good chap

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>>37799613
get it done one at a time then.

>>37799239
Yes they will be Jamie's maw is on TV every fucking year.

>>37799633
sounds like a fucking fantastic cocktail.
how d'you make it?

"alcopop with watermelon juice" perhaps

>>37799205
I'll have a pint of amstel please guv. Oh and some scampi fries.

>>37799610
We are a respectable establishment. You need manners to get served.

>>37799205
Just a diet Coke for me lad~

>>37799355
One lad has got on with his life, never reoffended, and is a productive member of society.

The other is an actual beast.

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come, sit a while and listen

>>37799691
>Pool table.
Well there goes my fucking money.

>>37799679
But, I ordered a bullet to the head and no one's served me yet.

>>37799684
Does beast mean different things in different parts of the UK? Where I'm from it basically meant the same as "that's sick that" in a positive way

>>37799637
That's what I'm going to do I think Larkin

>>37799633
You can get some of that in the unisex toilet. Just but a tie over the handle. >>37799671
That's gonna be 1.59. Bargain right?

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been meaning to do up the pub properly for some time now... gotta use the old See Ay Dee

>>37799637
any lad who says he's not a passable trap because of facial genetics should realise it's because they know fuck all about makeup

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>>37799626
T-that's not the right tennants

Had a shower earlier and now I'm sweating again lads.

>>37799735
Beast has 2 meanings. Peado/dirty cunt
Or
Actual mad cunt.

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>>37799754

1.59 for a pint? i mean its mass produced pissy lager but still.

>>37799791
Same lad, its fucking horrid today. So humid as well. I can't be arsed cooking so think I might just get a takeaway

>>37799680
It's Pepsi. That OK?
>>37799718
Free for any regular of /britfeel/.

>>37799808
It was 1.99 a pint of Deuchars at the spoons I went to last night, haven't had a beer that cheap in fucking ages, kinda renders the student union totally pointless.

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>>37799769
... fuck you buddy, I tried, okay?

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can't wait for my morning commute in 30 degree heat on the northern line then the central line.

sweating through.

>>37799791
Nah, there's a third. The compliment beast

Like, if there was some OP character on a fighting game you could say "he's a proper beast"

>>37799826
wtf?
first, no cream soda. now no coke.
are you fucking shitting me son?
next you'll be telling me you don't have a pub license

>>37799826
Well there goes your fucking money.

>>37799720
Manners don't cost a thing.
>>37799808
We gotta look out for our own. >>37799830
Wetherspoons is for the masses. /britfeel/ arms is for us.

>>37799826
Just don't let sakulad on the table he's shite.

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>>37798788
>tfw you make a pin on Zeemap to try and talk to some guys, but you forget to say that you're a straight female (the default is straight male) so now no one will email you.
And they said being a woman was easy.

>>37799942
I'm gay

Wanna be friends

>>37799851
License? This is a private members club.
We don't need licenses.we are a community of like minded individuals.

>>37799960
Are you actually gay though? Some guys have pretended before to get to know me better.

>>37799942
Zeemaps is for making foreign friends, lad. It's not for sucking dicks.

I-is it?

just poured meself a bottle of kopparberg lads

wahey!

>>37799942
Trap =/= female
Sorry senpai

>>37800015
I just wanted to use it to met some people. But now everyone will think I'm a man, so they won't care to get in contact. There are like 3 people in my town too. (all straight guys)

What's this Neon Chrome that's all the rage then lads? Just wondering whether I should get it. What kind of thing is it.

>>37800017

enjoy your kids booze.

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>>37800015
I just wanted to tell everyone of the predicament I am in

>>37800040
Then make friends the proper way. It's literally the perfect opportunity to make actual friends without thinking their only talking to you to impregnate you.

>>37800018
Well i have a vagina and 2 x chromosomes, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a lass.
This must be the first time you've talked to a girl since you last spoke with your mum, huh?

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>>37798932
>r9k normies posting contact info

shan't be doing that

>>37798954
just wait lad, soon any and all enjoyment you had will disappear and you'll find even playing games and doing previously leisurely things a chore

being a lower league football fan is pain.

>>37800111
>normies
I don't lad. I'd say I'm one of the more 'normie' types here and I sure as fuck wouldn't meet up, or post contact info on here.

>>37800067
>kids booze

it's not kid's booze, it's adult fruit pop for hot days

>>37800101
Actually I'm a female myself, so afraid not.

>>37800148
perhaps for you m8, I watched my boys get promoted to the football league this year

watching a winning team in any league is the business

>>37800148
Being a fan of a scottish league football club is suffering lad. If it isn't the 'big two' then no one takes you seriously and everyone keeps going on about how 'you're fighting for third.'

Honestly can't be fucked with this heat anymore lads. Might off myself if it continues

>>37800171
>I'm female
>female
God, you guys can be really creepy sometimes.

>>37800150
your one of the sensible good ones then lad

theres nothing wrong with being a normie type its the ones that parade pretending to be something else while contradicting themselves

>>37800171
I'm also a female. There's lots of us girls in every /britfeel/ thread. But don't let those silly lads know that.

>>37800172
Scottish fitball fag here.
My team won the Scottish cup for the first time in over 100 years last season, and they just got promoted back up to the Premier this season.

I'm a little disapointed though because the diddy leagues in Scotland are where real football is played.

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>tfw you realize you might have been bullied by a bunch of girls

>>37800172

lincoln or forest green?

i'm a barnet fan.

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>>37798952
Don't be scared to speak
Don't speak with someone's tooth
Don't bargain when you're weak
Don't take that sharp abuse
Some patients can't be saved
But that burden's not on you

>>37800178
At least you can take comfort in the fact that Celtic/Rangers go to Europe and get BTFO.

I don't want to masturbate but I'd rather not have wet dreams.

Is there a way?

>>37800171
>>37800210
I didn't know there were so many of us females in here. I don't feel alone anymore desu

>>37800258

chemical castration laddo

>>37800227
lincoln, lad

the ones who sing ten german bombers every fucking game

>>37800258
I've never had a wet dream tbqh, I orgasmed in my sleep but I only shot blanks, and I didn't masturbate from age 14 to 16

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>>37800226
Being bullied online.
Don't be such a melt lad. If someone says something mean about you, in real life or online, don't take it to heart. Sometimes it's just banter too. Have a stronger skin lad. If you're happy with yourself then fuck them. If you're not happy with yourself, change... or kill yourself, either works.

>>37800275

eh at least your fans sing.

the hive is a morgue

>>37799205

Diet pepsi for me lad

>>37798788
Too hot. Make it stop.

>>37800254
>tfw Scott Brown says he loves celtic and will never leave.
We all know he'll never leave because it's better to be king of a small island than a peasant in a large nation.

>>37800360
Alright, I'll put a shit on.

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There had better be comfy thunderstorms coming after this sticky mess of a weekend.

>>37800360

It will get hotter tomorrow, and it'll still be 25c at midnight

>>37800370

>le run around and kick everything man

sums up everything that makes british football shit

>>37800254
Celtic won the European Cup and got to the final of the UEFA Cup, dafty

>>37800178
would scottish fitbaw improve if the two glasgow clubs fucked off to be midtable premier league teams?

>tfw had to switch bread types so one sandwich at work tomorrow will be Hovis and the other will be Warburtons

Don't know how to cope with such a situation lads

>>37799205
i've no money till payday next week.
could i have a tap water and sit quietly in a corner somewhere?

>>37800271
We should go for a big girls' night out and get proper pissed, fellow ladette.

>>37800271
>>37800483
As a repressed tranny I'm sad I wasn't born like you

I'll kill myself any day now

>>37800469
reported this to the anti-terroism hotline mate

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>>37800434
>midtable premier league
As in EPL?

>midtable
>premier league
hahahahahahahaha
You mean midtable league 1.

>>37800420
Aye, years ago ye fucking muppet.

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how 2 deal with heat frens
im dying

>>37800434

they should be made to start at the bottom of the pyramid.

cunt teams with cunt supporters.

Any gay/bi anons want to chat and jerk off together?
[email protected]

>>37800502
Pls don't. You'll make it someday.

>>37800542
>tfw rangers got demoted all the way to the bottom and it took them 4 seasons to get back up.
>tfw they thought they could do it in 3.
Actual garbage team lad.

As for the other soap dodgers, they have all that money and still play like shite in a league with teams who have the kind of money they spent on one player to be divided between the whole team.

>>37800507
An avatarfag calling someone else a muppet, oh dear

>tfw no actual genuine meet-ups/piss ups like /cgl/ has

wwn wank each other off in a hotel room desu ;_;

>>37800606
going unbeaten is playing like shite, o i am laffin

ps, we have all that money by being better historically and having more fans

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>>37800555
I'm repressed.
I felt like a monster compared to my prom date

I'm one of those guys who lies about being straight and fabricated girlfriends so no one suspects anything

I'm not some cute twink. I'm a sad masculine freak with a brain disorder

My only reprise is hiding my armour knowing the world can never hurt me

>>37800615

I met someone, and have offered to meet up with people in the midlands countless times.

>>37800615
>genuine meet-ups

this happens though, you just don't want to here about it

any london bots wanna meet up and wank each other off?

the weather is fucking disgusting

listenting to sonic osts again

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>>37800610
>a sellik fan pretending he's better than anyone.
Alrigh' la'.

>>37800632
Unbeaten in the worst league isn't that exciting lad. You're only compitation last season was Aberdeen and they're fucking gash.

We're back up now lad.

About 2 years ago I tired to arrange a meetup at a weatherspoons in reading 'the monks retreat', and it fell to pieces.

>>37800689
>your*
before some cunt points it out.

My god the heat is insane, I'm sitting here in my underwear and I'm melting

>>37800470

>tap water is free
>ice costs 20p

Had this happen in a pub once, really rustled my jimmies

I didn't even ask for ice

>>37800675
Bridge zone is best song

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>>37800733

The temperature will remain above 26 degrees until 11pm. The lowest temperature overnight won't fall below 19 in the south

my mum's bloody insane

whenever she goes to sleep and gets too hot she goes into this loony mode where she starts going on about my cat saying he needs rescuing

Voting for best avatarfag.

>albarn to win.

>>37800747
They buy the ice in lad. It costs them money so they charge sometimes. It makes sense I guess.

That said they should ask and tell you before hand.

going to be hot as fuck tomorrow but rain in the evening

well thank fuck for that, I may go out and dance in it

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extreme heat calls for extreme measures, I'm pulling the fan out.

>>37800213
Hibee right?
I was at the cup semi, shame they didn't get thru to a consecutive final. Had a v good chance, just gave away sloppy goals

who's up for a bit of boardgame online in a short while?

>>37800800

no rain here until wednesday night, ive just poured a jug of water over myself downstairs, its the only thing that makes sitting in my room tolerable, 5th time ive done it in about 2 hours and i still have a banging headache

>>37800811
Aye Hibee through and through lad. Use to have a season ticket until about 2007. Now I go to the odd game. Doesn't help I work nights and weekends.

I thought he had a good chance, we just papped it. Shame because I think if it was us and celtic it would have been a better match.

>>37800816
absofruitly

The strawpoll to end all strawpolls

http://www.strawpoll.me/13224669

>>37800904
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13224669
you forgot albarn m8

>>37800904
>>37800925
and the "who cares" option.

>>37800904
for me, its Tildeanon

>>37800798
>They buy the ice in lad

How could you possibly believe that a pub would have ice delivered rather than making it themselves in an ice machine? Are you drunk?

>tumour excision is 'plastic surgery'
fuck off, I was in pain

>>37800904
For me, its anon, the best poster

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jesus christ this fan is loud and its like a chinook raping my roof its also just blowing hot air and potential toxic air in my face

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>>37800925
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13224669
No he didn't. No one cares about albarn lad. He's a fucking goon.

Also, half that list is Britnormie.

>>37800989
>chinook

that was quite an obscure thing to say for Ebin.

>>37800689
You're back up because the eternal fenian hand helped you, don't forget who your daddy is

When does securityanon usually post? i dont think ive ever seen him here

>>37800904
>Britnormie on 0 votes

It's like andrew prince all over again

>>37801019
He's usually on of a night but haven't seen him as of late

shit someone who i work with is missing after the fire.

jesus i'm never doing a trial shift again unless I know i'm 100% going to be paid

these places fucking exploit this shit, they had no intention of hiring me from the start they just wanted me to work 6 hours on saturday night for free as a "trial" where I did the same shit as all the others employees.

guarantee they have like 50 """trial shifts""" lined up over the next two weeks. Should we hire someone and have to then pay them for the 6 hours they did or just give somebody else a """trial""" and blank the last guy? hmmmm. this has happened at two fucking places in a row now.

exact thing just happened the same as the last time; it ends with them asking me to write my number down on a piece of paper and being told they contact me. The first place that did this I wrang them up like 5 times with them always having excuses, "the manager's not in" "we're really busy at the moment" "i'll pass the message on". Still haven't heard from them a month later.

now this place I did a shift for yesterday said they'd call me today, and guess what, no call. you'd think they'd at least call. this shit should be fucking illegal

>>37801046

Do you think we care, you gossend

>>37801019
If you don't see him, he's doing his job well.

>>37801055

Think you need to go in and confront the chicken shit manager in person.

>>37801055
pretty sure it's illegal to have anybody work without paying them, unless it's an internship.

I'd take 'em to the cleaners lad and at least threaten action to prevent it from happening to other suckers.

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>>37801014
>fenian hand helped you
>Celtic take our best players that we put years into through our top quality youth team.
>As soon as it looks like we might have a better player they take said player and bench them.

To be fair I'm more pissed at the board fucking allowing it than celtics power games.

>>37801060

you cared enough to post dear friend.

thank you for your validation. it runs through my veins like sweet sweet crack.

>>37801033
Post the screenshot lad

>>37800635
Seek treatment. Actual psychiatric help. Don't let anyone trick you into attempting to transition.

Get some help, get some drugs, and get some life philosophy.

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I'M GONNA DO IT

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING HEAT
THIS ACCURSED OCEAN OF SWEAT
THIS UNBEARABLY SWELTERING NEETCAVE
THIS SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH BY HAYFEVER

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its too warm to go out tonight (again), not impressed at all boys, im seriously considering moving north for the summers, looks like wednesday is the next night it will cool enough to /nightwalk/

>>37800759
Gimme some fucking -9, m8. Encase me in ice.

Would I feel cooler if I played some vidya with an ice/frost elementalist class?

Literally dying lads it's like the tropics in my room. 30 degrees and humid

>>37801162
Lad. Just pretend its cold like they teach you in that recess episode.

https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

Here, this should help

I think I;m dying
there's this grace period whereby I feel like the biggest struggles of my life have come to pass
and now it's just serenely waiting for the reaper to take me away

it's not unheard of to drop dead at 28 is it?

>>37801162
>21 June

heatwave will have fucked off by then lad

>>37801162
The heat will turn to a nice cool thunderstorm and die down into regular weather about a day before that arrives.

>>37801214
im 27 so i hope not, see you on the other side laddy

I hate heat more than anything. It absolutely suffocates me for some reason. And there's nothing you can do about it either. If it's freezing at least you can get yourself warm.

In this weather, I am literally naked with the windows open, a fan on and ice on my head and still roasting.

FUCK HEAT.

>>37801214
>29
>still waiting to not wake up.
One day lad.

My dad had a heart attack at 32.
Here's hoping I do too.
I wont seek help though.

thankfully its sunday.

all the normies will fuck off back to their wage slaving tomorrow and leave us in peace.

work hour /britfeel/ best /britfeel/

Its not even that hot lads lmao. Although I am up north, imagine being a southerner haha

>>37801251
that's the thing, I've put my body through the fucking ringer
enough for 3 lifetimes at least
don#t get how I still wake up

sidget finner

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posting some snowy pictures from previous /nightwalk/s, maybe they'll help to stop us from dying lads you never know

>>37801218
>>37801220
It's maybe gonna rain on wednesday night.
Then it's still gonna be 30 degrees on thursday.
Then 23-24 over the weekend. That's still too fucking hot, plus there's gonna be even more heat in july/august.

>>37801302
>inb4 doxxanon finds this location.

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Just thinking id have shit loads more of these if i backed up files from my last computer before it shat its pants and blew up one day, gutted about that dessy

>Wake up
>Wait for the hayfever to start
>Hayfever starts
>Get a headache from the constant sneezing

Every day the same

>>37801309
>>37801309

stop trying to predict british weather you mad man

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>>37801315

doxxing lad has found them all, thats why im only posting pictures of places miles and miles form my house, most of the pics i post are in a different town anyway

I'm about to for a poo, my favourite activity. I'll be browsing while I'm in there. I just want you to know your posts will be getting read by someone on the toilet.

Anybody ever lost their appetite for a long period of time before?

Can barely eat a meal a day at this rate. I reckon I'm averaging 800-1000 calories.

Bit concerned lads. Wonder if I'm dying of cancer or something and I don't know about it.

>>37801352
oh my child, if only you know

>>37801324
>Wake up in a soggy, sweaty bed
>Can't open my left eye
>Its stuck shut by some hayfever/pollen gunk
>Still fucking bloodshot right now

SUMMER IS HELL

>>37801347
You're a man of the world. How do you think he does it?

>>37801352
I violently fucked my ass with a beer bottle earlier so pooping hurts right now.

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looking at these pics is just depressing me dessy, thought id feel a bit cooler and more comfy but im not

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>>37801380

as he says...weaponized autism, its pretty easy to find most of my pictures because he knows the rough area they are taken in, but when he found anons picture of a town from a field in about 15 minutes yesterday, that was impressive

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>>37801380
Shall I tell you about my life
They say I'm a man of the world
I've flown across every tide
And I've seen lots of pretty girls

I guess I've got everything I need
I would't ask for more
And there's no one I'd rather be
But I just wish that I'd never been born

And I need a good woman
To make me feel like a good man should
I don't say I'm a good man
Oh, but I would be if I could

I could tell you about my life
And keep you amused I'm sure
About all the times I've cried
And how I don't want to be sad anymore
And how I wish I was in love

oi

>>37801162
waste of 300 quid lad, just buy a large fan (30 quid) and put a bucket of icewater next to it.

wanking in this heat is hell.

absolutely covered in sweat here lads.

>>37801083
If we hadn't gave you Tony Stokes you might have gone another 100 years without a cup admit it

>>37801469
that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

originale

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It's so hot, just like the person reading this ;))

>have a split bedroom
>no window

Stop complaining about the heat you muppets dont know shit

>>37801487
Possibly, but you only took stokesy because he was a threat to you guys in the 2009-2010 season.

could have had a pizza but I ate that toast this morning

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> mfw I have to get two baby teeth pulled tomorrow morning.
I didn't even know that I had any baby teeth left.

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last picture for now, gonna go and run my head under the cold tap and lie in the garden for a bit. I voted for my m8 Tilde in the strawpoll thing, was gonna vote for myself but felt strange doing it for some reason, felt like masturbating infront of /britfeel/, obviously my high morals coming into play

>>37801083
>>37801487
>>37801487
Its nothing personal lads and by all means keep on doing what you're doing but I just want you to know for some reason when I hear people talk like you are I want to kms

>>37801560
Madoanon? maybe you'll finally have a growth spurt

>>37801590
>Madoanon
what is mado?

>>37801586
Not a fan of football chat lad?
That's fine. It's not for everyone.
Just don't get a labour job, it's 90% what the lads chat about. That or birds.

>>37801238
>literally naked
Stop playing with your willy, lad. That's just making it all worse.

>>37801590
Who?
I'm 6'2 so I ain't the guy you're talking about

>>37801586
Hey man just wanted to say you should probably do that, I mean it's the first real day of summer and you're on britfeel

>>37801586
We can't be proud of our country anymore lad we've got to have something

odds I have a bowl of ice cream
evens another ice lolly

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>21:30
>Sun hasn't set

Only 2 and a half hours before I need to be in bed for work and I get to play the trying to fall asleep while sweating my tits off game.

>>37801717
evens, enjoy your ice lolly

>>37801634
>>37801683

Its basically just because everyone tried to force me to watch football, as I said, nothing personal. Just a negative connection I have with it
>>37801678
In time lad, in time

>>37801586
hey man just wanted to say I was just joking, dont kys

chicken en croute, going in.

anyone see these new Putin interviews? I can see why the ruskies like him at least

>>37801302
>>37801315

I'm working on it right now, but it's proving a tad difficult. Initially thought I had it as Rose avenue, but apparently not.

>>37801814
absolute lege m8 my mum does that all the time.
except salmon

Poo lad from earlier. I'm stuck on the toilet. My legs went completely numb I don't know what to do

We better have a mad as fuck winter to make up for this, i mean like we had a few years ago when we had 2 bad ones in a row, temperature didnt get above freezing all through december and you couldnt see the pavement for almost 3 months, good times

>>37801302
love this photo anon. can't explain why but it really satisfies me.

>>37801849

just gotta stand up, lean on the sink, and ride it out.

t. veteran long-shitter

Think cold thoughts, lads

might have to cancel my visit to my favourite hooker this week lads.

way too hot to enjoy sex.

>>37801877
i think hot thoughts, like bumming your mum

1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2The same was in the beginning with God.
3All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
5And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
6There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
7The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.
8He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light.
9That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.
10He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
11He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
13Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
14And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
15John bare witness of him, and cried, saying, This was he of whom I spake, He that cometh after me is preferred before me: for he was before me.
16And of his fulness have all we received, and grace for grace.
17For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
18No man hath seen God at any time; the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him.
19And this is the record of John, when the Jews sent priests and Levites from Jerusalem to ask him, Who art thou?
20And he confessed, and denied not; but confessed, I am not the Christ.
21And they asked him, What then? Art thou Elias? And he saith, I am not. Art thou that prophet? And he answered, No.
22Then said they unto him, Who art thou? that we may give an answer to them that sent us. What sayest thou of thyself?

>>37801854
We've not had a bad winter since I got a rear wheel drive car.

Shame, I wanted to have a laugh trying to drive it.

>>37801858

that was from a friday night in january a few years ago, it put so much snow down in a couple of hours that people got stuck on the motorway, and they had to send in mountain rescue. Im lucky, i dont normally go out on fridays because too many normies but the weather forecast said "chance of snow" and i got alot more than anyone was expecting

>>37801903
Sounds horrible in this weather, m8

>>37801910
Bit wordy is this lad, you want to do a redraft. Throw some adjectives in there and all. Still, not bad for a first attempt.

>>37801910
>not capitalizing 'Him'
burn in hellfire heathen

>>37801922
What is the point of rear wheel drive does it handle better or some shit?

How are you lads surviving the heat? I'm on my 6th jubbly, its my only chance at survival. There's only 2 left though

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>Most advanced ship in the world
>Taken out by merchant vessel colliding with it

>>37801992

window open, getting high, some ice cream
pretty much comfortably numb.

>>37801910
23He said, I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Lord, as said the prophet Esaias.
24And they which were sent were of the Pharisees.
25And they asked him, and said unto him, Why baptizest thou then, if thou be not that Christ, nor Elias, neither that prophet?
26John answered them, saying, I baptize with water: but there standeth one among you, whom ye know not;
27He it is, who coming after me is preferred before me, whose shoe's latchet I am not worthy to unloose.
28These things were done in Bethabara beyond Jordan, where John was baptizing.
29The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.
30This is he of whom I said, After me cometh a man which is preferred before me: for he was before me.
31And I knew him not: but that he should be made manifest to Israel, therefore am I come baptizing with water.
32And John bare record, saying, I saw the Spirit descending from heaven like a dove, and it abode upon him.
33And I knew him not: but he that sent me to baptize with water, the same said unto me, Upon whom thou shalt see the Spirit descending, and remaining on him, the same is he which baptizeth with the Holy Ghost.
34And I saw, and bare record that this is the Son of God.
35Again the next day after John stood, and two of his disciples;
36And looking upon Jesus as he walked, he saith, Behold the Lamb of God!
37And the two disciples heard him speak, and they followed Jesus.
38Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them, What seek ye? They said unto him, Rabbi, (which is to say, being interpreted, Master,) where dwellest thou?
39He saith unto them, Come and see. They came and saw where he dwelt, and abode with him that day: for it was about the tenth hour.
40One of the two which heard John speak, and followed him, was Andrew, Simon Peter's brother.

>>37801992

had a headache for 2 days now, hardly eaten anything all weekend, and the heat is only due to lift from here on wednesday night, genuinely contemplating suicide at this point

>>37801992
I've had 4 rocket ice lollies and a bowl of ice cream

>>37801977
In slow or in general?

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>Anthony McPartlin checks into rehab for substance abuse, prescription drugs and drinking

/r9k/ must be nuked tbqh

>>37802036
41He first findeth his own brother Simon, and saith unto him, We have found the Messias, which is, being interpreted, the Christ.
42And he brought him to Jesus. And when Jesus beheld him, he said, Thou art Simon the son of Jona: thou shalt be called Cephas, which is by interpretation, A stone.
43The day following Jesus would go forth into Galilee, and findeth Philip, and saith unto him, Follow me.
44Now Philip was of Bethsaida, the city of Andrew and Peter.
45Philip findeth Nathanael, and saith unto him, We have found him, of whom Moses in the law, and the prophets, did write, Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph.
46And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth? Philip saith unto him, Come and see.
47Jesus saw Nathanael coming to him, and saith of him, Behold an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!
48Nathanael saith unto him, Whence knowest thou me? Jesus answered and said unto him, Before that Philip called thee, when thou wast under the fig tree, I saw thee.
49Nathanael answered and saith unto him, Rabbi, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.
50Jesus answered and said unto him, Because I said unto thee, I saw thee under the fig tree, believest thou? thou shalt see greater things than these.
51And he saith unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Hereafter ye shall see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending upon the Son of man.

>>37802065

Where would we go then though? youre proper tight you anon saying r9k should be nuked

>>37801874
Thanks lad, I did it. Got bad pins and needles though

>>37802062

he looks like a cross between Richard Hammond and the "just fuck my shit up" guy

fuck me I have every window upstairs open and all doors open what do you want me to doooooooooo God

fuck!!!

>>37802045
In general desu

>>37802032
dont fall for memes, there are far more advanced ships and besides, it's radar is nearly 30 years old

>>37802105
open your fridge

>>37802105

Run your head under the cold tap, let it drip down your sweaty body then sit infront of a fan...no homo, actually works

>>37802101
im guessing this is bait

>>37802105
run your wrists under a cold tap, the skin is very thin so it cools your blood quickly

>>37802105

Open the downstairs front window and the upstairs back window and let the draft come through.

>>37802119
Front wheel drive cars have handling characteristics desirable by people new to driving. Rear wheel drive cars have handling characteristics desirable by people who are good at driving.

They both react differently when they lose grip on the road. A front wheel drive car will understeer, the car will continue going forward even with the wheels at an angle. The front wheels skidding.

A rear wheel drive car will oversteer, where the back end will try and overtake the front end and you'll spin.

Understeer is considered safer than oversteer for new drivers.

>>37802105
Aim a office fan at your arse and spread your cheeks. you need to get cool air inside you to truly cool down
pro tip, the hand held ones are not safe for this task.

Lads, just watched a POV Girl solo masturbation video. Think I've found my new interest.

Did the rumour ever go round your local swimming baths that a girl sat on the fan on the bottom of the pool and her guts got ripped out her arsehole?

>>37802240

now were talking, care to share a link with us?

>>37802241
yes and the lad who's willy got ripped off

>>37802241
No but I heard the rumour about happy Harry. He used to frequent our swimming baths a lot always heard tales of lads seeing him in the changing room but never in the pool.

>>37802298
>>37802241

your local swimming baths sound pretty hardcore, we were just told not to eat before you swim or your muscles will cramp up and you'll drown but guts being ripped out through arseholes and dicks behind cut off....thats metal as fuck lads

>>37802241
no just that the lifeguards were pedos, which turned out to be true

>>37802258
I would lad, but it was on snapchat.

Trying to find it on xhamster and xvideo is hard, it's just solo birds fingering but not from the girls perspective.

What you lads listening to?
https://youtu.be/t8dQwP80uNQ
Giving the old wings a listen

>>37802403
Great song, and a good album as well

opened the kitchen windows to let cool air in, absolute state of the filth surrounding them, not been opened in probably about 10 years honestly

dunno why they never get opened, it was actually quite nice, be a good way in future to sit outside and line up some drinks ready to grab through the window

Used to stick my willy in the inlets in the swimming pool and get a suck job.

Now that I think about it it was probably a bad idea.

>>37802403
wings are the band the beatles could've been

>pitiful, meek white boy
>will never be assertive enough to get to slam a black hoodrat with a banging arse

proper shit feel lads

>>37802403
I heard the original of this(bits and pieces) 22 years ago
found this the 1 the other day,and am quite liking it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8KwVNcLLSo

>>37802403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCdlX-5UjE

For a Moody Blues connection

>>37802479
A less commercially successful band?

Lads, shall I play UnReal World for a bit or have a nostaligic wank to Alison Angel?

>>37802552
Tune
Feel like listening to war of the worlds now

>>37802521
>be i
>will never be street enough to cop a naughty chav bf
i do know this feel

>>37802638

>tfw unreal tournament 2004 wont work for me since i changed to windows 10

fucking wounded dessy

>>37802241
No.
But there was a rumor that a guy just went to the pools just to piss in it.
Or that other rumor that man got his balls ripped out by a underwater fan thing and his name according to the rumor was no balls Carlos

I think im having a spastic attack lads

I'm running all around, and I'm waving my arms and im typing a post, and im spinning around and im jumping around

>>37802667
UnRealWorld has nothing to do with Unreal Tourney.
But that is still a bad feel. The game is 13 years old, to be fair.

Why don't they make arena shooters anymore?

>>37802728

I know, you just reminded me how gutted i am that it wont work, and the original UT assault mode, that was shit hot

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lets all move to resallach lads

does anyone else here love the smell of bleach? not trying to sound like an edgy absolute madman but it just smells so nice, i waste loads of it every week just pouring it down the sink and running the taps

>dad offered to pay for my gym sessions if I go whenever he does
this might be my chance to change lads, dunno if I can be arsed though tbqh lmao

>tfw looking at directions on google maps
>carefully plotting to see how long it would take to walk to places from my house
>checking all the different routes I know and mentally plotting them out
>get motivated because I think I can manage it
>when I wake up tomorrow all my motivation will have dissipated

Just want to beat the fucking heat lads. Go swimming or something. Takes about 40 minutes to walk to the swimming baths or the pictures but I know I'm never gonna manage it.

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Obsessed with this song atm lads literally cannot stop playing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Darze4zarpc

>>37802844
Go and compete against your dad.

You're younger. It'll be easy.

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>>37802856

Lad....lad...lad.....

/nightwalk/

some of you lads are alright
don't go to /int/ tomorrow

>>37802904

that looks like a prime spot for you to get mugged by some nawty chav lads

>>37802884
i am overweight and have poor endurance
not sure you are right lad

>>37800904
None of these will ever beat the old name fags

>>37802932

im not just a good /nightwalk/er im a fast /nightrunner/, got me out of a trouble a few times, including once when i was chased by the woods in the middle of the night by 2 nutters

>>37801834
fag

inb4 original

>>37802904

Nice fast find

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5423849,-2.6296924,3a,19.1y,176.45h,87.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sjaVhceKCX02SfNOqjCD69w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>37802945
You'd be very surprised by how much you can lift. Fat people are used to moving their bulk around all day and will be able to lift more than a normal person right off the bat.

>>37802904

I'm too scared to go out during the day for fear of getting jump by the local delinquent junkines. There's no chance I'm going out at night.

>>37802841
Bleach smells like cum

>>37802966
this is why I dont /nightwalk/, fuck crazy or drunk people lad

>>37803000

knew that one was easy though dessy, wasnt really thinking of you when i uploaded it then, no offence doxxing laddy, hows your day been? ive been thinking of venturing out during the days and getting some pictures around here, maybe some old quarries or something, things that arent on google street view mainly, just for a change

>>37802904
How long do your night walks last? How many miles do you walk?

I can't walk for longer than 20 minutes without something bad happening

>>37803007
I want to do cardio first though lad, I can barely walk half a mile without sweating profusely and heavy breathing

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>>37803053

at the risk of being called a liar, sometimes 6 or 7 hours, i used to have an app called cardiotrainer on my phone and according to that, the longest /nightwalk/ i ever did was 15.6 miles, that was with 4 cans of coors and 20 marlboro reds for company, as well as a few rest stops on benches and any random wall i felt like sitting on when i was out

>>37803043

It's been pretty good, car is in for MOT tomorrow so had to change some brake pads, getting down on that boiling tarmac wasn't pleasant.

It's my 25th birthday in just over 3 weeks. When I first started posting here I was 22 and 6 months.

>>37803071
Bad idea, I did it that way around and it was the worst way to do it. Now I'm skinny af and can barely lift fuck all. Lift for a while, get muscle and start eating cleaner. You'll be able to life heavy which will probably help your confidence. Then start on your weight loss/cardio/shredding.
Knowing you'll have decent biceps once the flab is gone is extra motivation as well

>>37802966

What type of nutters? Chavvy sorts? Goths trying to eat your heart?

>>37803094
that sounds perfect tbqh, but I would enjoy nightwalking whilst listening to music and I would surely get jumped

>>37803094
Are you the one from manchester? Or am I mistaken?

>>37803143
Imagine a world without dickheads lad

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mzQT&k=pez

board game online starting at 22:35

>>37803141

no idea, i was walking down a path to cut through the woods, its hard to explain without a pictures but the path was very narrow, straight for 100 yards or so then went right slightly, as i was getting to the bend, maybe 50 yards from it, i saw a light (keeping in mind i had no light at all, and wasnt using the one on my phone) at first i thought it was a camera flash because it was so quick but i worked out it was someone moving around with a torch, that was quickly joined by another torch, i stood as still and as silent as i could, tactically shitting my pants. From the way the torches were moving i could tell they were coming towards me but hadnt noticed me yet, they were pointing around the path in different places, up the banking of an old railway at the side. Just when i could hear them talking they went quiet and im sure i could hear them whispering to each other, then the flashlights both got turned off, the next think i know i hear steps on the muddy path running towards me, needless to say i turned and ran like a cat with a firework up its arse, made it out of the woods onto the main road but didnt see anyone behind me

>>37803094
That is cool, do you ever walk somewhere and then not want to walk back? Either because you're tired or because people are starting to appear?

On one of my recent night walks a drunk guy walked into me and then started threatening to stab me, this was at 1am so I tried going out later. Went at 3am and there was a bunch of 15 year olds drinking and smoking weed at the top of my street. They started yelling shit at me and I didn't want to say anything back because they would probably beat me up so I just ignored it. I started to shake and tear up for some reason, I think I was more angry then upset but I haven't felt like a man since and haven't left the house since. This was the 5th time it happened as well but it was the 1st time at night. I dont know why they do it but it bothers me more than it should

>>37803233

Jesus fuck

That gave me the shivers and I'm only reading about it on a ecuadorian taxidermy image board

Always think its mad how you can take any random motown album from the 70s with like 20 views and the singers are better than our best singers now

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Fucking hell lads it's half 10 and I'm still sweating

>>37803269

>do you ever walk somewhere and then not want to walk back?

i do get tired sometimes but when im tired i manage to think about something else or listen to music on my phone and besides crackheads who are out all night, people only really start appearing around 5am where i walk, and im usually home before that. As for drunks and general bellends i have had a few run-ins with a few people (i have been /nightwalk/ing for near enough 9 years now though) but ive only been jumped once by a skinny crackhead, i managed to push him off me and ran while he was still down, he didnt give chase, ive become pretty good at avoiding trouble people and bad areas over the years though

BritNormie, are you still here?

I thought you might have decided to quit britfeel for good now you've hit the big 30.

>wanna nightwalk
>live in rough part of West London

On well

got my kitchen window swung out wide

hope no robbers pass by my house and see all my windows open and decide to check round my back garden desu

>went nightwalking once
>get chased by a Yorkshire terrier that must've got out
>end up having to kick the shit out of it
I think nightwalking isn't for me.