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You have been muted for two seconds, because your comment was not original edition
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Any of you lads ever sucked a dick before?
How come precum tastes better than the big finish?
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First for Jessica's abs.
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>>37793465
Tis a mystery, lad, one for the ages
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>>37793465
I used to be able to suck my own years and years ago by rolling back on my bed. Didn't really like it, nowhere near flexible enough to do it now.
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OP is underage edition
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>>37793465

I am a 100% straight bloke and I really want to suck dick.

There's a top tranny on adultwork that I'm considering seeing.
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>>37793494
>100% straight bloke
>really want to suck dick
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who here /aircon/ and cool at home?
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Extremely hung over lads. How do I fix this? Would a Greggs help?
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>>37793513
tfw have the windows open and bugs are flying in
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>>37793481
oh fuck aye
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>>37793494
>>37793483
>>37793482
It's really strange.
Precum is like really sweet and nice but the actual load is kind of like an un-refreshing guinness. Thick and warm.
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>>37793465
My bf succed mine, but I was too scared to succ his. Next time I will
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>tfw still not acquired a gf/trap from /britfeel/
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>>37793527

I would love to coat them in my baby batter
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Just going to drop this off to combat the levels of gay ITT
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>>37793524
get you some insect screens lad, you stick this velcro shit round the window then attach this netting to it and you can have yer windows open without worrying about the fucking flies
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>>37793520
Same here lad. Lots of water, and some food. If all else fails, a gin an tonic which I will probably resort to in an hour or so, then I can just get comfy and ride it out with a nice buzz.
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>>37793520
Wank all day, sweat (and cum) the alcohol out

Don't forget the water though obviously
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>>37793550
Kind of a shame the resident trap turned out to just be a bloke with shaved legs and hands like andre the giant.
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LADS, IT'S TOO HOT
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>>37793606

Its only gonna get hotter tomorrow lad
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>>37793606

29c already in the south, will peak at 32/33 around 4pm.

Also, mid june is unusually early to get into the 30s, this summer is going to be one of those where the hottest days gets to 36/37
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>>37793606
eat an ice lolly and cool down.
not lick it like a pansy though, take manly bites and chomp it
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>>37793632

>live in the UK
>confidently predicting what the upcoming weather will be like

wew lad
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too hot to play csgo tbqh
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>>37793606
Only 21 in Glasgow thankfully, really fucking humid though. I'm not going outside today.
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>>37793606
Every year summer comes and I can't remember how I coped the previous year. It's the best proof of global warming you can get.
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>>37793606
buy an aircon unit and get comfy inside lad, trust me. Whacked on the aircon not too long ago and it's already bliss
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think I've got a bug bite on my foot lads, nasty little red swelling and it's got no puss or anything waiting to be popped out

hope to god it isn't a tick, always so terrified of getting lyme disease
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>dad says when he was a kid it was always this warm in may and onward from there
>hence global warming isn't real
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>>37793677
global warming was dismissed years ago. climate change however is real
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You have 10 seconds to name a better soundtrack from a kids film.
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>>37793606
It's slightly milder here in Scotland lad
I can't wait for autumn and winter, it'll be very /comfy/
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>>37793606
I'm dealing with it because I'm wearing a vest and shorts. I'm fucked tomorrow because I have to wear a shirt, tie and trousers.
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>having to get on the central line in this weather

Fuck everything
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>>37793648
>can chomp lollies but only with my tongue and top teeth
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>>37793661
>>37793513
I have a fan in my room that usually does the job but it worked for jack shit last night, spent a good hour just trying to get comfy in bed
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>>37793702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnvxtYfsd4

>tfw you find out your favourite childhood film isn't even considered one of the great disney films and is often associated with furries
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off to the pub soon tbqh
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I think it's going to be one of those 'regretting your life up to this point' type days lads. Heartburn and hangover are doing nothing to improve that either.
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>>37793780

Try and strike ul a convo with a random about how you love chink cartoons made for little girls.
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>>37793766
I know that feel quite well sans the furry part
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>>37793780
what scene was this in the k-on movie
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>>37793702
The soundtrack to labyrinth.
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>>37793694
will we get a another ice over?
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>>37793702
Jurassic Park desu
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http://boards.4chan.org/hr/thread/2889853#bottom
I AM GOING TO MUTILATE THIS FUCKING CUNT'S UNBORN CHILDEREN. EVERY FUCKING TIME I WAIT FIVE WHOLE FUCKING DAYS FOR THE THREAD TO EXPIRE THIS CHEEKY BASTARD POSTS AGAIN IN MY FUCKING THREAD. HE MUST BE SOME KIND OF MOD OR JANNY THE WAY HE NO LIFES MY FUCKING THREAD, MONITORING IT FOR WAYS TO INFLICT MISERY UPPON ME.
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>>37793820
The thread hasnt reached limit, what's the big deal? You're surely only posting the same pics over and over
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>>37793820
Whao whao lad what did he do?
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>>37793440
join our discord server for comy sunday afternoon talk: 7HFvQQ4
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What is your opinion of Coventry, britfeel?
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>>37793802

How can you not remember that scene, it's the one before the bar fight
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>>37793865
shithole with a few nice spots, don't forget to wear your stabvest
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>>37793857
>whao whao
What is this?
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I just want to be neet again, lads
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>>37793862
umm...what discord is this? I'm pretty sure I've seen this one posted before and it was full of people which was uncomfy
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>>37793865
Birminghams shadow
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@37793862
I think I would rather eat my own shit, but thanks anyway
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>>37793847
I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A WORLD WITHOUT KEV
>>37793857
he keeps being a poo and bumping my thread when I ask him not to and also posts weak bait
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>>37793862
people who use discord have zero social communication difficulties
fuck off normie
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>tfw not in any comfy discord servers

all the ones that people say are comfy are always incredibly uncomfy and I'm left serverless again after I leave
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>>37793907
Delete the tread to spite him
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Fucking hell lads I just farted and nearly threw up from the smell.

I mean like literally gagged and my mouth started watering like it does just before you're going to spew.

Absolutely vile.
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>>37793751
I can only do it with my front teeth, i'm gonna have another rocket lolly
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>>37793939
why are you sniffing your own farts lad?
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>>37793939
I think I'm in love with aqua
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I am going to find you and be extremely disappointed in you
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Who here Bristol lads?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40318604/ant-mcpartlin-checks-into-rehab-for-alcohol-and-drug-problem

Ant's in rehab, lads. Do you think Dec's in there with him?
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>>37793962

Stokes croft is the single worst street I have ever been down in my life.
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>>37793936
I made every thread since the the other guy hero'd apart from this one
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The DM bringing the milf pics
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The heat's done me lads.
It's all too much work now, I can't go on.
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>>37793985
calm down you fanny
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why does milk man want to fuck his own daughter?
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>>37794018
Looks like he has his finger up her arse in that pic.
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>>37794018
as if no one voted for this ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>37793975
I read an article that said he was depressed due to not being able to have kids. I'm surprised dec hasn't offered to be a sperm donor
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>>37794018
lovely christian family
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>>37794054
If I had to put money on it, Dec would be the cuck out of the two. Who knew it would be Ant.
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>>37794043
>>37794066
>>37794043
>>37794034
>faggotry
IMMORAL
>incest
CHRISTIAN
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>>37794018
>had to step down as leader because his imaginary friend tells him to hate poofs

He's a bit of a twat 2bh.
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>>37793865
It's shit.

Only good thing is that there are shops open 24/7 right next to at least one of the student accommodations. Helped me out a lot during my 'student' days.
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dog won't stop letting out farts
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>>37794066
shut up you absolute idiot. they are obviously not christian if she is showing her bum like that.
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>>37794104
>they are obviously not christian
>you absolute idiot
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>>37794104
Do you know what sarcasm is?
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>>37793981
never been there, so I'll take your word for it
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>>37794104
>I say who is and isn't Christian!


Hmmmmmmm
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lads fucking hell, caught up on politics for the week.

scary amount of people including the middle class agreeing with corbyn to essentially rob peoples houses.

Do I like empty homes? No, but it is there right use it as they want as they bought it.

whats next seize the money in their accounts because they not using it and have too much.


what some of the middle class labour supports dont seem to understand, is the rich wont put up with the shit and leave. why hang around when the gov will rob your property, tax you even more when other countries wont?,

when the rich our gone the "new rich" will be the middle class who will burden the blame and taxes while become the punching bag for all the woes of the world.

thankfully comrade corbyns policys wont affect me negatively as I am walking along the poverty line.
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>>37794018
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>fucking ell love that was a ripe one
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This is worse than the shit that tilde gets
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>>37794018
i dont get it. its not him...
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>>37794126
read the bible dumb head.
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>>37794018

This isn't really tim farron is it?
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>>37794147
pretending to be retarded is for the waifu posters, anon
>>37794153
nah it's legit senpai, your boss in the sun will give you bare good boy points for leaking this story
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>>37794173
>your boss in the sun

It's the sunday sport I work for, anon.
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Too hot to eat my roast dinner lads.

This is serious heat.
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>>37794136
>when the rich our gone the "new rich" will be the middle class who will burden the blame and taxes
They will leave then the lower class non whites will become the rich and then we get rid of them finally.
Corbyn with a cheeky long term plan to get rid of non whites.
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>>37794086
>Christian politician doesn't believe in faggotory
SCANDAL
>Muslim mayor of London (Muslims don't believe in faggotory)
[Distant sound of crickets]
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>>37794149
I have, can you tell me which passage says Christianity is a members club?
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>>37794182
Get here Marco you batty boy.
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>>37794199
Has Sadiq mentioned his views on gays?
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>>37794187
>tfw only 18C here

comfy temp
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Love a good beans on toast and I don't care who knows it.
>Toast halved into triangles
>Layer of cheddar
>Beans
>Cheeky brown sauce pentagram
>On a Sunday no less
I'm a bit of a maverick
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>>37794213
part and parcel of living in a kuffar city
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>>37794213
You don't need to ask him, unlike Christianity Islam is all or nothing.
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>>37794213
>>37794199
Never mind, googled it. He voted for gay marriage (despite death threats) and lead the London Pride parade.
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>>37794239
Taqiyya m8
what he does and believes is the Mosque doesn't have to line up with what he does in public.
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>>37794213
gsdv
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>the only appropriate british clothing for weather like this
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>>37794249
Perhaps but the point is he's publically all for it which is why he doesnt get grief. Farron openly believes gays are sinners which is why he gets shit for it.
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>>37794249
Must be really convenient to use that strawman every time you're confronted with something that doesn't fit your narrative.

I can't wait until May wipes your kind off the internet forever 2bh.
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>>37794249
>voted for gay marriage
>Taqiyya
Don't think that's how it works mate
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>>37794286
Hey Monica.
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>>37794303
That thing hates pakis and muslims more than anyone else. He'll be in the same re-education camp as you.
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>>37794324
>re-education camp
Calm down stalin
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>>37794286
>I can't wait until May wipes your kind off the internet forever 2bh.
no chance of that lad with absolute Corbs coming in.
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I hope there is no racists on /britfeel/
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>dad has 3 sons
>gets 3 bottles of famous grouse for fathers day
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>>37794324
>That thing hates pakis and muslims
it's actually been confirmed he doesnt
he supports the child/teen rapist gangs
has had the oppertunity to report his "paki father" for the rape of his mother but didnt.

in one of his blog post he mention a group of attractive paki looking boys.

he is very inconsistant and for the most part i m o he says that to try and get less hate
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>>37794362
I think it's more likely to happen with him 2bh. He seems to be the leader who's most clued up on the internet and I'm sure he's got a plan to deal with the e-right wing.
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>>37794372
Is it racist to hate islam
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>Digging through old screenshots
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>>37794389
>he supports the child/teen rapist gangs
No surprise to me, he's already done what I'd consider to be kiddy fiddling.
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>>37794362
Corbyn will just seize our computers
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>>37794193
UK will become venezuela 2.0 including their current crisis
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>>37794406
In the eyes of the law yes.
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>>37794406
islam is not a race, how dare you be so racist you islamphobe, inshallah you will toil in the hell of iblis
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>>37794362
I dunno if may can stall another election until say september, the uni lads will be too lazy to go to class and vote kek
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Lads I'm fucking cooking someone help me I'm gonna die.
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>>37794406
>>37794406
no but the left are trying to make it like that
you can be an islamphobe which will get you arrested

that can be anything from saying shit like you terrorist cunt. putting a sign on your shop saying I dont fund terrorism or reading the quran out loud. finally pointing out other religions dont get special treatment and arent sources of terrorists is islamphobic
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>>37794458
open fridge, sit down in front of it
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The NHS would crumble without non-whites
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>>37794500
nice myth anon
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>>37794481
Liberals defending Islam is retarded their ideologys are exact opposites
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>>37794500
Without non-whites, the NHS would have less people to treat and so would need less workers.
For every immigrant family that comes in, you need an extra person working in the NHS to treat them.
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>>37794500
Why? We have the best universitys in the world we should be able to produce all the doctors and nurses we need
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>>37794515
the order of victim hood and oppression overides any worries of liberals even those that would be killed first e.g. trans and gays supporting muslim immergrantion or women in general importing a rape culture

But it's okay they have the perfect people to blame for their mistakes

IT'S ALL THE WHITE PEOPLES FAULT, THE RICHES FAULT.
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>>37794546
Yet the long hours and shit pay that comes from a over populated rock in the sea means the white ones fuck off abroad to the jobs that pay better and who can blame them.
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What are you getting up to this afternoon then boys?

I started watching Shirobako. Very comfy, I would recommend it. Been playing Digimon too, thanks to the lad who suggested it desu!

>>37794411
Completely forget about these threads even though I loved them~
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>>37794500
Yeah it was really crumbling back before mass immigration eh
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>>37794560
>Been playing Digimon too, thanks to the lad who suggested it desu!
Glad you are enjoying it lad.
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>>37794406

Correct

Remember in the aftermath of an attacking by extremist Muslims that you must immediately report into Twitter and express worry about the impending islamophobia.
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>>37794560

Watching the cricket and recovering from a hangover.
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>>37794606

Really good of all those Indian and Pakistani fans to make the long flight over from their home countries to support the teams.
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>>37794560
>What are you getting up to this afternoon then boys?

doing some boxing training and i might go into towm.

i have digimon cyber sleuth on my ps4 but i have not touched it yet.
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>>37794619

The Oval must smell like a paki shop today
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>dad brushes the dogs teeth
>doesn't brush his own
???
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>>37794560
Being hung over. Might watch a bit of Better Call Saul. Need to change the bed and do the vaccing but don't fancy it with a headache. Had a good beans on toast earlier though.
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>>37794560
>Shirobako
top tier choice lad, love that show
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>>37794646
Sounds like the ol' depression to me.
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>check out @PornHubVid
>its full of blacked videos
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>>37794646
Makes sense, if I had a dog I'd care more about it than I do myself.
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>>37794620
You should give it a go, think I have spent more time on it than any of my other PS4 games.
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>try to make a mad
>can't find a good sustained syllable
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Lads I know it's trite to post about the temperature like so many others already have but this is really getting out of hand
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>>37794669
Went on a porn site last night. Really seemed like there was an agenda at work in terms of categories. Not too impressed desu.
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>>37794546
Only if they could pay for it lad and why work here when you can earn more in USA
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>>37794702
Wouldn't be shocked if its just SanFran liberals trying to be progressive.
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>>37794702
You should look at the company who owns said porn site and find out the names of the people who run that company.

((()))
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Starting to get horny again after my sex drive has been absent for so long.

I think my male sex drive has been totally replaced by a female sex drive. I've been noticing men in the street.

I even noticed a dog in the street - a big muscular, strong looking German shepherd. I got semi-hard while imagining him mounting me. Maybe all women are attracted to dogs.
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>58 killed in tower fire
>62 killed in forest fires in portugal
this please R'hllor
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>>37794679
probably will give it a go after i have played through kingdom hearts.

is it still enjoyable if you cant remember much about digimon? i havent watched digimon since i was a kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdj7hU1jDyg
Is she spooky?
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>speakers start crackling really fucking loudly at completely random intervals in a random fashion all of a sudden with no warning
I didn't realise I could get this pissed off. That fucking awful noise enrages me beyond reason.

Could barely stop myself tearing them out of the computer and throwing them out of the window.
Probably would've leaped out of there after them and tried to stomp the remains.
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>>37794765
I haven't watched Digimon since my childhood and I really enjoy it. It's good in a way because I've forgotten all of the digi-evolutions and the way types work. Actually makes me want to watch the anime again desu!
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>>37794715
>>37794552
This would never happen if people had pride in their people and a love of their country. Instead we worship the altar of Mammon, stripped of all other values
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Whenever the weather is like this I always find myself craving a joint but I can't have one because I'm too autistic/socially inept to find a dealer and too stupid to learn how to use bitcoin
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>>37794153
Of course it's not/ Have you seen Tim's wife? She's a goblin
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>>37794824
how can you crave something you've never had
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>>37794822
They probably would stay and have pride if this country wasn't full of people who shouldn't be here.
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>>37794669
>>37794702
Christ you paranoid idiots cant even let porn exist. On pornhub a lot of suggested vids are incest, does that mean le evil jews are trying to get us to fuck our sisters?
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>>37794824
Where do you live lad? Plenty of stoners ITT that might help you out
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>>37794822
I agree with you lad, but living in a world with out of control debts and living expensive people just want to have a comfy life
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>>37794845
>are the jews trying to weaken the genetic stock of white people
i don't know you tell me, rabbi
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>>37794843
Bit of a silly thing to ask on r9k of all places
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can anyone hook me up with weed in birmingham?

xx
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>>37794845
Nice try Ibrahim Penisberg I'm not point you even one silver coin to watch blacks ream midgets or whatever
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>>37794874
might clean out my GPU after all
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>>37794869
Gave me a right good giggle, have a (you) on me
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>>37794864
Christ you're probably one of those idiots who believe in white genocide. Replacing friendly prosperous whites who love jews with lazy shitskins who hate them is a retarded conspiracy.
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>>37794874

Top headline
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>>37794804
that is good then. i was worried that i might not enjoy it as much. it does look like a decent games. i got it a while ago and it has just been sitting on my shelf
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>>37794919
Easier to control the lazy dumb shitskins
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>>37794765
I was the same, first time I had touched anything Digimon in years.
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>>37794874
i hope if we have a bad summer and it gets that hot,that we have a great winter with lots of snow
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>>37794874
I might actually drop 300 quid on an aircon unit.

I have no idea how I'll cope with that fucking heat on top of dying of hayfever.

Fuck summer.
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>>37794856
Crawley, lad.
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>>37794933
>ever aspect of white's lives are controlled by jews, even down to what they wank to
>lol time to get rid of this lot muslims are the best bet now
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>>37794919
honestly creasing at your jewish tricks
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You should all just move to the coast and enjoy the calming breeze all day like me.
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>>37794976
Howling at your /pol/ brainwashing lad
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fuck me lads, I'm actually going to just buy a bloody fan and set it behind a load of ice cubes, can't be doing with this record breaking heat lark
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>>37794984

This, I might go for a refreshing swim in the north sea later.
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>>37794919
mass immigration is literally a punishment from the jews lad

my dad is with a jew and last time I went up we literally had an argument about how she believes whites need to be replaced by immigrants as an atonement for colonialism
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>>37794956
sitting at home with the aircon blasting out cool air when it's roasting outside is a fantastic feeling, doing it right now
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>>37794993
nice ad hominem, i've never been to pol in my life but i bet you've been to plenty of synagogues.
creasing
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>>37795034
Why don't the Turks need to be replaced for the Ottoman Empire? What about the Umayyad caliphate? They're awfully selective when it comes to history
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>>37794993
it's just so horrible how many scouse phrases you use. it's so fucking forced. speak normally you fucking tosser.
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>>37795045
Why do /pol/tards get triggered so easily?
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>>37794993
Chuckling over your lefty brainwashing
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>>37795045
>nice ad hominem
>only 'argument' has been 'hurr you're a jew'
I will slap you with my uncut cock lad
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>decided to read my book for one chapter out in the sun to help catch a bit of a tan
>sat out for half an hour and by the end of it I have sweat dripping from my forehead
>the chapter I'm reading is about the battle of carrhae with crassus getting lured into the syrian desert and his legions being slaughtered by parthians in the dizzying heat
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>>37795072
>not believing in white genocide=lefty brainwashing
Maybe there's a few steps in between those retarded extremes?
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>>37795066
What are you on about? I'm Scouse and i don't see him use any Scouse phases
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>>37795066
Absolutely chuckling at you thinking I'm a scouser
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>>37795058
I literally asked her about what she thinks about turkey not being compelled to have their population replaced by immigrants and she just dismissed it without even trying to give an answer
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>>37795070
you seem to be the expert, so you tell me
>>37795081
>only argument has been you go to pol
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>>37794874

32c in Kent at the moment
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>>37795110
There is a retard in this thread that thinks there is some Scouse conspiracy because a few people say lah sometimes lmfao
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playing as arabia on civ 6. feels good to be the one culturally enriching the world.
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>>37795123
Nah you tell me senpai
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>have one glass of Dr Pepper yesterday
>come downstairs
>it's half empty
Right, which one of you did this?
Post waifus, if you want
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>>37795107
>>37795110
maybe I was wrong, but there's a scouse nob who overly uses scouse phrases for self-identity purposes and it goes against the nature of this board.
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>>37795045
Not the lad you're arguing with but you're using very obvious /pol/ rhetoric that you've obviously picked up from one of the other shitty boards. Just because you don't read your nazi conspiracy theories direct from the source doesn't make you superior to them.

It's just a case of monkey see monkey do.
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>>37795143
your the one that felt it necessary to respond to somebody winding somebody else up, so what was it about that that triggered you?
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>>37795123
>"white genocide doesnt make sense and here's why"
>"HURR YOU FUCKING JEW"
>"oh fuck off to /pol/ then"
>"wow you clearly cant argue"
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For those who think the Jews are behind mass immigration; which Jews in particular are doing this and how
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>>37795149
>>37795149
You're fucking paranoid. People are obviously going to use slang from were they live, it's not to create an identity.

I have seen you say this multiple times. Don't know why you keep saying it. You're a state.

Also

>nature of this board

How new are You?
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>>37795182
he has a point tbqh mate, white is right
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>>37795168
Nice ad hominem lad.....
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>>37795157
Not the lad you're arguing with but you're using very obvious reddit rhetoric that you've obviously picked up from one of the other shitty sub reddits. Just because you don't read your liberal conspiracy theories direct from the source doesn't make you superior to them.

It's just a case of monkey see monkey do.
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>>37795261
White girls LOVE black guys..deal with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUUCsoHPACo
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>>37795290
and black girls love getting BLEACHED. doesn't make it right. Race mixing is always wrong.
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>>37795187
No one can awnser me
Interesting
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>>37795210
What point does he have?
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>>37795290
we already know reddit supports blacked
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awful lot of traitors in my britfeel
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>>37795290
Everyone loves black cock lad, even the jews
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People do realise blacked is a racist fetish...right?
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>>37795322
(((porn))) is a jewish enterprise.
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>>37795350
It's not your britfeel lad it's owned by a Japanese guy
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>>37795350
I know? Can't believe there are so many alt-right /pol/tards in britfeel.
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the thought of my gf fucking a nigga makes me hard as diamonds
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>>37795354
>jew
>tatoos
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>>37795380
the thought of submissive bitches like you in britain makes me cringe. we're being assaulted by terrorists each week and you refuse to rise up. absolutely fucking pathetic.
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>>37795381
Lad.......no
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>>37795417

lad, i am going to have to report you for this blatant islamophobia.
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>>37795417
>rise up
toppus kekkus

What are you doing other than rising up to piss in a bottle?
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>>37795376
But his 'point' was than jews deliberate push blacked in order to attack whiteness and help facilitate white genocide.
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>>37795417
>>37795380
either that or you're all filthy shitskins trying to win over brits.
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>>37793440

Anyone else vaguely talented but unwilling to commit to anything and secretly believe they're going to be famous even though you do nothing all day
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Race mixing is completely natural
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>>37795417
Again, not thinking spooky jews are trying to kill us all is not the same as loving islam and terrorism.
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>>37795417
And what are you doing about it?
Shitposting?
>>
who else here /autism/
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>>37795437
Right here famalama, want to commit to my dream but im crippled by autism and I can't focus on a single task
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>>37795437
Yes I suppose that describes me.
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>>37795449
From reading this thread I'd say everyone
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>>37795420

i can't help it lad.

i want to see her pale white pussy, violently ravaged by a thug.
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>>37795480
What type of thug?
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>>37795480
Seek help
Origadingdong
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>>37795417
Thousands of British children gang raped by Pakis all over the country
>No riot

Shitskins burnt to death in tower blocks
>The natives are furious and close to rioting

As an Irish man, I take great satisfaction in watching your decline into third world tier
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>>37795446
yeah mate, fucking shitposting trying to get cucks to understand that you're going to be the downfall of britain, white civilization and the anglosphere
>>37795430
yeah he's right
>>37795428
top kek but seriously you need to understand that we as a nation have to do something about this before it's too late.
>>37795427
a phobia is being irrationally scared by something, this is not irrational, it's real and it's happening right now.
>>
must be the heat, haha
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>>37795516
makes me furious tbqh. but I guess I need to remember "don't look back in anger" when I get stabbed by a mussie on my way to work. absolutely insane how some people can defend those who believe in the death of western culture
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>>37795524

those people committing atrocities are not muslims.
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>>37795524
Do you honestly belive posting on an image boad is in anyway productive
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>>37795524
White genocide makes zero sense if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. And I havent buried my head in the sand about it either, I'm on /pol/ as much as on here (all day)
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Hey lads, jobcentre is making me go on a two hour CV writing course when I'm a web design graduate with several well designed CVs what should I expect?
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>>37795551
yes they are
>>37795568
what else am I going to do on a day as fucking roasting as today. too hot to get anything done.
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>>37795572
>he doesn't know pol is a jewish shill board
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>>37795577
I'd love you to walk up to the instructor at the start of a session with an expertly crafted CV to see how they'd react.
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>>37795572
go on, explain why it makes zero sense rather than just telling me that it makes zero sense.
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>>37795585
>implying you would do anything on a cooler day
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>>37795577
You are a fucking mongo.

Your "well designed CVs" are probably absolutely shit and ridiculously overdesigned with talentless garbage everywhere

You are obviously shit and an idiot, because you do NOT have a job.

Yet you arrogantly believe you are too good for their CV writing course. What a fucking spastic.
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>>37795600
I literally did that to my advisor and was told that I still have to go because I could potentially learn something. I have a feeling it's going to be CV writing 101.
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>>37795577
If your CV is so well designed why don't you have a job?
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In some random Africans house. Don't know how I find myself in these situations ahaha
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>>37795640
bullshit bureaucracy that m8
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>>37795651
madlad you hahahahahahahah
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>people think spreading peace and love and standing together will make islamic extremism go away
>the thought of raids and investigations into mosques spreading hate makes you an islamophobe
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>>37795615
jesus are people still doing >implying? thought that cringe died out a while ago. yeah man I would do some gardening but I don't want to be out in this kind of heat all day because I like not have skin cancer so instead I'm indoors shitposting and staying cool.
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>>37795149
>and it goes against the nature of this board
He says in the thread that insists on using overly british phrases to stick our flag in the sand.
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>>37795607
>whites love jews
>go to war for israel
>violent oppose anyone who criticises them
>work hard
>on the whole not very violent
>shitskins hate jews or at best dont care about them
>muslims would love to see israel wiped out (they are marching about this as we speak in London)
>violent and lazy
why would the jews want whites wiped out in this case?
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>>37795585
>yes they are
Can you not be islamaphobic please
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>>37795680
revenge for holocaust

a blinkered view of the world that says whites are the most dangerous people on earth after centuries of colonialism
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>>37795683
alright you're either a mudslime or just posting lazy bait now.
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>>37795674
I ment do something about everything you were complaining about (immigration Jews ect)
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>>37795651
hahaha don't know what we're gonna do with you
can't leave you alone for a minute can we ahahaha
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>>37795680
>all jews are the same and have unified goals

pretty racist and sexist and homophobic there lad, reported to mummy may
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>>37795691
>revenge for holocaust
Oh you mean that thing we saved them from?
Idiot
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>>37795691
>revenge for holocaust
so in x amount of years when they've successfully removed all whites and are left with a world full of billions of violent subhumans and countries that have crumbled into dust, they'll say "haha that sure showed those small number of whites who killed a bunch of us even though that country got fucking wrecked by our white allies"
>>
it astonishes me how nonplussed some people are about people casually committing murder in the name of religion on the streets of this country.
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>>37795702
the sweetest bait is the lowest effort bait
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>>37795749
meh shit happens lad

THAT TOWER THOUGH.
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>>37795715
can't exactly do much alone, need to get other people to wake up to what is happening man otherwise shit like "huurrrr punching nazis is okay" happens. You gotta get numbers to do big things so I'm just dropping redpills here and there in every day life.
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>>37795702
Sorry lad, your right it was lazy bait but still making a point that talking like that can get you in trouble these days.
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>>37795754
FUCKING HELL I KNOW RIGHT? i mean some people literally got fucking murdered in the street in the name of allah but that's no biggie really but THAT FUCKING TOWER DID YOU SEE IT? THINK ABOUT ALL THE IMMIGRANTS IN THAT TOWER SO FUCKING SAD.
>>
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grenfell-tower-sadiq-khan-praises-heroism-christians-muslims-rules-regulations-health-safety-st-a7796081.html
they do so much good for us!
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>>37795787
> heroism of Christians, Muslims and others

Why not just praise fucking Londoners.....
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>>37795763
If you think shitposting and spewing pol memes irl is going to cause some British nazis movement you're retarded
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>>37795784
that's the problem man, people are so backwards that merely stating that it was islamic terrorism can get you dodgy looks. I don't want to live in a country that is full of terrorist sympathisers.
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>>37795747
how is it an idiotic thing to say? the holocaust dominates the world view of every jew, and they blame it on white people as the culmination of centuries of oppression by whites against jews living in europe

they don't view any whites as saviours, they view all whites as the cause
>>
>>37795787

urgh.

buildings of all sorts were opening their doors in the aftermath but the press was so desperate to report on how mosques were opening their doors above everything else.
>>
>Meeting a friend for a drink
>Oh I'll be an hour late
>Oh I'll be 30 mins late
ffs...
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>>37795763
You think these movements appear out of thin air? Why dont you start trying to organise and meet with like minded people.
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>>37795820
>and they blame it on white people
No they blame it on nazis (like you)
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>>37795809
it's about making them aware of it dude, you're never going to convert someone overnight but you can subtly redpill them over time. There are a bunch of lefty youtubers that are starting to take the redpill now and waking up to what is happening, it's clearly working we just need numbers and time. Unfortunately we are running out of time.
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>>37795820
>they blame it on white people as the culmination of centuries of oppression by whites against jews living in europe
no
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>>37795651
haha typical white girl always ending up in black men's houses. next you'll be naked with a black cock in you mouth haha
>>
what takeaway do I get tonight lads?

4th takeaway this week btw haha
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>>37795862
Your not going to get mps into parliament like that the only people you're "red pilling" are young autistic who are a tiny voter minority
>>
Reckon I should drive past the Grenfell rioters blasting this out my car?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
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dubs and i take the plunge and see this tranny next time shes in london

http://www.adultwork.com/3124425
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>>37795852
what makes you think I'm a nazi? I'm just a regular english lad pointing out that the entire identity of a modern day jew is built on the back of centuries of jews not being welcome in europe, resulting in expulsions, pogroms and finally the holocaust, and they resent european (white) people for this
>>
>>37795912
depends what the last ones were
>>
>>37795918
leg haha don't think they could handle the bants haha
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>>37795912
not had takeaway for 3 weeks
I'm fucking due, but I have food that'll go off soon
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>>37795919
>She
>7 inches and fully functional

You're a bit of a poof desu
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>>37795918
Looking forward to the Most Haunted investigation of the tower, desu lads
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>>37795936
And how did you come to this conclusion about jewish identity?
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>>37795953
>>37795953

look lad, i'm fully straight but just wanna try a bit of lady cock
>>
anyone else not surprised that one of the ant and dec twats was a cokehead?
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>>37795940
Nothing wrong with fanning the flames.
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>>37795978
>lady cock
>>
pakis beating india at the cricket.

crowd full of british born indians and pakis supporting these teams.

great sign of our multi cultural, integrated society.
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>>37795918

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U

try that one my m8, post results
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>>37795976
because for one thing I know a jew very well, as I've said in /britfeel/ a few times now I have had many conversations with my jewish step mother about her political beliefs and how 'as a jew' she believes certain things, such as the necessary punishment of white people for the crimes of their past.

secondly, it's not hard at all to find the opinions of jews in general society, many jews are in the film and television industry where they like to express their identity. there are also many jewish journalists who are very expressive of their views that any sort of white nationalism (meaning european people wanting to keep europe european as opposed to flooded with africans and arabs as replacement populations) is the most dangerous ideology facing the modern world.
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>>37796072
Can't do it tonight anyway. I live up north but I'll be working in London next week. Lets hope these wogs keep the riots up long enough.
>>
>>37796041
lad, you should be accepting of these New Britons who are full blown nationalists of their home nations
>>
>>37795975
>derek acorah

"There's this odd smell permeating the whole building... I can't quite place it. Oh its jalfrezi!"
>>
>look on adultwork
>all romanians who probably have violent pimps waiting to mug you, or they're english women over 40

oh
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>>37795979
Read on bbc that he is addicted to pain meds.
Not quite the same.
Rather be a coke head.
>>
>>37796173
Don't forget to check reviews on ukpunting
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>>37796173

where you live lad?
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>>37796175
>addicted to pain meds

you must feel like an absolute failure to be hooked on bloody pain killers desu

at least have a dangerous addiction to something that makes you feel something more than a subtle hint of being a bit okay
>>
>>37796186

>tfw one of my favourite hookers was accused of being a barebacker on their last week
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>>37796198
>addiction is cool and edgy

haha lad.
>>
>neighbour has been cutting his grass and trimming his hedges and shit for 2 hours

it is so fucking loud, this is very uncomfy lads
>>
>>37796198
Confirmed for never having taken proper pain meds
>>
>It's another 'anon' tells me how cheap my takeaway is compared to where he lives edition
>>
>>37796198
Lad you've never had a proper painkiller.
>>
>>37796232

>food when its this warm

ney lad, not a chance
>>
>>37796232
Mate that takeaway is so dear compared to where i live
>>
>>37796252
>not having a large fan or ac unit

Literally shivering here
>>
>>37796262
I know you're being saracastic but how could that even be possible.
>>
>>37796263

got 2 big fans but des they are just blowing warm air around
>>
recommend me a new desk lads.
>>
>live in north london
>type in post code on hungry house
>199 results
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>>37796276
live more northern than him probably
>>37796296
get one of them nice big ones lad
>>
>mayor of London complaining not enough is being done to help victims of the fire

Isn't it his responsibility, you know being mayor of the city and all.
>>
>>37796310
I'm planning to, but I haven't had to buy a desk in about 15 years so I'm not sure where the good deals are.
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>>37796296
build your own lad
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>>37796333
Doesn't he know that tower fires are just part and parcel of living in a major city
>>
>>37796232
2.30 for boiled rice. fuck me.
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>there are people who don't realise britfeel is mostly non-white
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>>37796446
practically daylight robbery if you ask me
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temperature in my room rn lads

actually tempted to leave my room to save myself from death by heat stroke

think i'll just die
>>
will one of you fuck my gf whilst i watch?
>>
>>37796446
you have to remember the cost of cooking it, the convenience and the cost of hiring staff/paying rent on a building is factoring into this.

I'd happily pay 5 quid for boiled rice given this economy.
>>
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>have to go to restaurant for daddy's day
>going to be hot as fuck
>have an exam tomorrow so I can't relax
at least I get to have some bomb-ass fried calamari lads
>>
>>37796470
oy vey that's looking mighty warm, do you live in an oven?
>>
>>37796470
its only like being on holiday in spain
>>
>>37796495
Nah everyone is tired of her already leedslad.
>>
just going to resign myself to the fact there are zero good escorts near me lads, I looked hard but the only attractive ones are the eastern european ones and that's dodgy as fuck desu

literally having a sexual emergency lads, I'm 24 and still a virgin, and no way for me to lose it!
>>
>>37796455

Britfeel is easily 85%+ white, probably 90%+
>>
>>37796525
Must be at least one good one lad.
>>
>>37796495

I sincerely would
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>>37796525
mate, you don't want to lose your virginity to a whore, there are plenty of stories on here that document multiple anons terrible experiences
>>
>>37796550
well what else am I supposed to do then lad

I can't just get a gf in a whim can I
>>
>>37796550
>>37796525

im 27 and ive only had sex once in my life when i was 21, was with a "normal" woman, aka not a prossie but dessy it still feels shit now because ive only done it once, i cant see it feeling any different if it was with a prossy instead of a girl at a house party, just go for it anon
>>
>>37796565
I believe in you senpai, hit the gym and get you a qt before it's too late.
>>
>>37796525

come to london and book miss kdd for a 3 hour meet.

she will suck and fuck you into oblivion.
>>
>>37796525
>Sexual emergency
Some of you lads are alright don't go to the swimming bath tomorrow
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>>37796470
how can it be 10 degrees higher in your room than the rest of the country?
>>
>>37796525
you don't need to rush to lose it dude, at least when you're a virgin you don't know what you're missing but if you have it once then you'll be all too aware of what you are missing out on all the time. trust me.
>>
>>37796639

not the anon you are asking but heat gets trapped in small rooms like mine, and im assuming the other anon has a small room too, especially with a computer/TV/freeview or virgin box or whatever running they soon heat up the room, its 32 in mine now and 26 outside
>>
>>37796639
have you ever heard of a greenhouse? have you ever been inside a building with windows where no windows are open and there's no air con? that's how.
>>
>>37796086
so you're basing your opinion of a whole religion on the actions of one woman?
>>
>>37796689
>whole religion

*tribe
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>>37795551
look at this islamphobe deciding who is and isnt a muslim. Please go to your local station for arrest.

Side note the muslim world cant decide what a real muslim world those in the middle east consider our western "moderate" muslims not to be real muslims

so please dont start the his not a real muslim even though he follows their books game
>>
>>37796705
>*tribe
cult
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>>37796738

>i have forced you to engage with my tomfoolery
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forget the heatwave with the help of these big tiddies
>>
i really want a muslim gf to creampie
>>
>>37796738
picture
kek'd lad
>>
>>37796889
these is a paki girl on adultwork that will swallow your cum if you're interested?
>>
>>37796514
I was on holiday in Spain last week and it was cooler than it is here now
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>Want a balti
>Don't want to be complicit in JustEat's miscegenation propaganda
>Don't want to fund terrorism
Are takeaways degeneracy/ equivalent to race-treachery?
>>
Is love enough?
>>
>>37796956
buy a microwave one from the co-op lad,
>>37796979
enough for what?
>>
>>37796927
Does she have good reviews on ukpunting?
>>
>>37796979
Ask Trent Reznor, he knows m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKgtzPKff3U
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>>37796927

pls post profile
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>>37796738
If I never have to hear the fucking word "muslim" ever again in my lifetime, it'll be too soon
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>>37797039
looking for it now
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Should see this escort near me. Proper fitty. Looks like a normal girl you'd pull on a night out.

Never thought i'd shag a prozzie lads but this might swing me. Only 90 for a half hour too.

adultwork dot com slash ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4035816
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>>37797039
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3851637&Keywords=&KeySearch=1&TargetURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eadultwork%2Ecom%2FSearch%2Easp%3FRefreshVar%3D18%252F06%252F2017%2B17%253A16%253A44%26intMeetPrice%3D%26cboBookingCurrencyID%3D28%26intOvernightRateFrom%3D%26intOvernightRateTo%3D%26strSelZipCode%3D%26CommandID%3D1%26cboLastLoginSince%3DX%26strSelPostCode%3D%26HotListSearch%3D0%26rdoNationalityInclude%3D1%26rdoKeySearch%3D1%26strPostCodeArea%3D%26SearchTab%3DProfile%26strKeywords%3D%26intHalfHourRateFrom%3D%26intHalfHourRateTo%3D%26dteAvailableAnotherDay%3D%26hdteToday%3D18%252F06%252F2017%26cbxSelIsEscort%3DON%26strTown%3D%26dteMeetDate%3D%26intMiles%3D%26intMilesUSA%3D%26rdoOrderBy%3D1%26intMeetDuration%3D%26cbxGenderID%3D2%26cboNationalityID%3D0%26cboSCID%3D0%26intHourlyRateFrom%3D%26intHourlyRateTo%3D%26intHotListID%3D0%26PageNo%3D1%26SS%3D0%26cboCountryID%3D158%26cboCountyID%3D0%26cboAPID%3D0%26rdoRatings%3D0%26cboLastUpdated%3D01%252F01%252F2003%26cboRegionID%3D0%26question_69%3D%26question_70%3D%26question_2%3D%26question_3%3D%26question_57%3D%26question_27%3D%26question_42%3D%26strSelUsername%3Dpaki%26dteMeetTime%3DX%26intAgeFrom%3D%26intAgeTo%3D%26DF%3D1&NavUserIDs=2529161x3012342x3065801x3799764x3402875x3938345x4011715x2407668x3872726x3851637x2886385x972736
4 good reviews 1 negitive one
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>>37793440

This is what will happen to you if you stay on 4chan until age 34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0
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finished training. got a big fuck off blister on my foot. surprisingly i have not lost much power with my punches, my food work is a bit dodgy though.

im going to spend the rest of the day reading and playing kingdom hearts. was gonna go into to town but everyone is getting off in an hour.

how are you lads?
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>>37797137

Not too bad lad, car has MOT in the morning so had a few quick things to sort out, laying on the tarmac was impossible though, it was so fucking hot.
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>>37797130
Christine can't keep getting away with this
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>>37797119
>bradford

i'm alright as it goes lad
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>decide to check my area on Adultwork
>its surprisingly good
This is too tempting lads.
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>>37797191

fucking hookers is about as robot as it gets.

go do it lad
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>>37797191
do it lad
DO IT!
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>>37797191
just had exactly the same problem.

I've had no problem with getting women in the past... but this just seems so easy. Like no effort/no work. Just pay what I'd probably normally pay on a date to get the same thing.

Bit scared tbqh lads.
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Mum and dad just came in to have a go at me because i havent left the house since wednesday afternoon, feelsbadlads
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>>37797204
>>37797207
How humiliating will my first time be? How the hell do things go down once you;ve met up with them?
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>>37797220
>haven't left the house since wednesday afternoon

amateur.
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>>37793766
don't worry lad, this and The Sword in the Stone were two of my favourites

how'd you daytime lads managed? just woken up and its still too hot at 5:30pm haha
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>>37797244

I normally go out a few times a week even if its just to the shops, havent fancied it for a few days and they arent pleased
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>>37797240

not at all providing you do your research and see a decent service provider.

if there are any bots around london that need recommendations then let me know.
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>>37797247
ebinachan how are you feeling today after last night?
what do you plan to do today?

Yes I woke up at about 2pm and it was too well too hot. Not a fan of life right now.
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No results under CTRL F for "kill yourself", "kys" or "Hang yourself" in this thread. Neat
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Felt like fucking necking me sen more than once today. Fucking 31 year old loser. Can't be fucked with work tomorrow either.
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>>37793766
nah. that's bollocks. everyone is wrong.
that is the best disney film.
i even have that whistle as my phone ring tone.
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>>37797274
Do the rozzers set up fake accounts on there like they do on the US sites or do I not have to worry about being drawn into a sting?
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>>37797275
same as normal lad, this isn't a real unusual occurrence in my life tbqh, similar incidents have happened before

I don't really have a plan desu
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>>37797240
>How humiliating will my first time be?
no humiliating at all most experienced prozzies have have a few virgins so the'll know how to treat you
How the hell do things go down once you;ve met up with them?text them 30 minites before to tell them you're sill on for the meet she'll tell you her house number about 5 minites before the meet, go in, say hi, you hand over the money she gest naked you get naked and fuq till your times up .easy peasy
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>>37797336
prostitution inst illegal soliciting is
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Literally 25 fucking pakis screaming and playing outside of my house
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>>37797555

Chuck bacon at them m8, it will even start cooking when it lands on the hot ground
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>>37797291
Holy shit kys you cockhead
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>>37797555
consider getting a mini pig and take it for walks every time this happens
also checked
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>>37797619
Or a pet dog

Pakis hate dogs
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>>37797619
get a quran and drag it about on a leash lad, and regularly berate it for shitting everywhere
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how can muslims hate pic related there so fuggin cute
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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

FFS add an e-mail, discord or contact so we can get in touch somehow.
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>>37797673

based piggo, he needs to go in the OP image to keep pakis away from /britfeel/
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>>37797669
make me kek lad originly
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LADS ITS SOOOOO WARM
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>>37797555
There's some cunt been sat outside in his car for like 30 minutes with the engine idling its driving me insane
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>>37797685
nice try mr government
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>>37797685
theres a 30 mile buffer zone around me anyway
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Reeeee too warm
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Why are discords so popular lads?

They crept in a few months ago and now every bastard and their dog is shilling a discord server
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>>37797685
More lads near me than I thought desu!
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>>37797673
they don't hate pigs, they hate eating them cus they wallow in filth and carry parasites jfc motherfuckers literally eat garbage ffs
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>>37797717
because we're all lonely as fuck and we can do semi anonymous chatting but with virtual e-penors and various cool gadgets like a chatroom
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>>37797685
>discord
literally cringed
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>>37797617
I can't kiss my cockhead
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>>37797730
but after the pig eats the "garbage" (American detected) it enters the stomach and is broken down by acid into a different molecular state meaning it's no longer what the pig ate
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>Give Ebin shit.
>go for a night walk around Leith
>Get bottled by a couple of wee gobshites
Ebin, I know it was you who put that into motion.
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>>37797685
one lad near me
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My mum is watching paki soaps on free view channel 77 again

Only 5 more trophies on Digimon World to go
>max tamer level
>raise 200 Digimon
>Digimon reborn 20 times
>collect all cards
>beat all Colosseum matches

Gonna play Final Fantasy 15 next or I might buy Persona 5
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>>37797721
maybe you've served a britfeel lad a greggs pasty
>>37797717
avoid discord at all costs, there hasn't ever been a more normie platform

>>37797805
the phonecall that saved ebin

>tfw woke up
>tfw too many people downstairs to eat
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>>37797828
I'll sell p5 to you for 70 bong

That's a bargain
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>>37797779
you're a bit of a nonce, aren't you?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/garbage

and yes, it does get broken down, but animals have varying levels of tolerance for parasites and toxins, and these build up in the flesh, it's not like the trash is getting broken down at a molecular level in to its constituent particles or something jfc
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>>37797857

turns out you really ARE what you eat hahaha right lads? heh
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>>37797820
it's probably you from ages ago but you forgot about it.

FOR FUCKS SAKE PUT SOME CONTACT INFO PEOPLE NOT YOUR ACTUAL DETAILS BUT A THROWAWAY EMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK CHRIST
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>>37797856
Nah, gonna be back in stock any day now

Besides I think you can get the regular edition at normal price

Plus I still have my Amazon voucher
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Got some Ben & Jerry's, lads.

Ben and fucking Jerry's ice cream.
Just gonna have that as my tea, eat the whole fucking thing.
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I remember the britfeel discord
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Why do people willing dox themselves
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>>37797912

its the rush anon, the thrill of knowing that people could be after you, especially doxxing yourself in /britfeel/ of all places, its like ordering a fat, autistic hitman on yourself
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>>37797894
This is my 1st time on britfeel
>>37797905
I
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>>37797929
>tfw dox myself
>actually luring autistic wannabe killers into my trap
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>>37797905
You didn't get shit, yank

Shops closed over an hour ago
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>tfw too beta to say hi to the other anon on Derby
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>>37797905
I did as well, got some cookie dough, which did you get? Well I say I got, I paid my brother because I'm scared to leave the house during summer
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>>37797857
>it's not like the trash is getting broken down at a molecular level
no it is that how acid works it react with something and changes i'ts molecular stucture
>parasites and toxins
britian has very good food health standards if it's desised or toxic ou wont find it on the shop shelf
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>>37797685
>ywn join up with the east midlands lads for a pint or five on a hot summer's day in some beer garden on the trent
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>>37797910
still there desu but no one goes on it.
if it was added in OP post or image, people might go on it

HEAR YE HEAR YE EMPTY AS FUCK BRITFEEL DISCORD
ENTER AND BE DISAPPOINTED AND LONELY

discordDOTgg/dvEkcPG
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>>37797931
could be you in the future then
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>>37797974
I meant "atomic" you nerd
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>tfw lenlad lives about 10 minutes away from me

wowsa.
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>>37797931
> I

what did he mean by this

>>37797972

Phish Food, toyed with Cookie Dough, but the chocolate fish won me over.
Should go out there, not many people out at all, they're all at home in the garden.
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>>37798024
ywn meet a qt3.14 femanon who blows you for hours on end and plays vidya with you until you fall asleep in eachother's cheeto's dust covered arms
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>>37798100
if you started taking hormones you could be that girl for me lad
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>>37798087
sounds crap (unless it was on offer)
belgian chocolate Haagen Dazs is mooch betta.

Did you know Haagen Dazs is a made up name?
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>>37798077
>eeeewwww im not eating THAT it has icky atoms in it
muslims
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>>37798100

cheetos are fucking shite you deserve to die alone
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>>37798038
That's not the one I was in, it was this one. very dead
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>>37798113
m8, i'm nearly 30, and i'm a big, hairy indian.
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Zeemaps is fucking shit

No one ever wants to actually meet up
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>>37798150
this is the one i was in too. it was pretty good but it just wasn't 4chan. it died pretty quickly too
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>>37798152
wouldn't take much for you to pass as an indian girl then

waheeeeeey
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I think british people are the most chill, the friendliest and generally the best people out of all countries.

Please breed. All of you. Make babies. Make more of yourselves. Please. The world needs more brits.
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>>37798173

no offence poley but i wouldnt want to meet up with you, infact if i found out you lived near me id move away
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>>37798150
link?

>>37798173
guys, guys, scroll up (north) on the britfeel zeemap lmao pmsl *giggles like a schoolgirl*
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>>37798150
>britfeel discord
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>>37798191
t. yank angloboo
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>>37798087
>> I
I started typing my reply but I had auto turned on

>Should go out there, not many people out at all
Not where I live, only way out of my house is past 2 pubs and a tescos. I see all the drunks, the chavs sometimes yell at me and a bunch of people I went to school with who always look at me and whisper to their buddies
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>>37798208
I can't make links and the admins haven't logged in in about 5 months, just let it rip
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>>37798215
You have to post in that one until you're trusted enough to be invited to the one with the council of waifuposters.
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>>37797685
>all these markets outside of the UK
Nobody ever lives near me. Not that they'd respond anyway.
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>tfw you start posting markers with false identities on zeemaps to catfish anons
>>
anyone else like wetting a finger and squishing it around in your belly button and then smelling it?
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>>37798024
Where in the east midlands lad?
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>>37798272
which country has the most thirsty betas per capita?
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>>37798265
That's even more fucking retarded than I originally thought
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>>37798191
> The world needs more brits.

I think most of the Commonwealth has a different opinion.
We get pissed and start fights - as a national sport. If it weren't for financing 99.9% of humanity's wars, we'd be russia-tier white-negros.
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>>37798293
in lincolnshire desu
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lads... when are we going to buy a pub? if we all chip in a tenner it should be okay.
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>>37798346
lad it's a public house, it's in the bloody name

what are the lads going to do when all the normies come in for a pint
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>>37798346

Only if we call it "Free The Paedos".
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>>37798366

You can still have a dress code and certain rules and we'll just put poley on the door so no one will want to come in anyway
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>>37798366
right. well. all come down to mine and we'll get shitfaced on cheap booze, whaddya say, house party?
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>>37798346
Who is gonna be the landlord?
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>>37798330
O-oh. I live in Rutland ;_;
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>>37798393

we need another poll like the prime minister one, shipposter, ebin, nightwalk, tilde etc
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>>37798291
no but now you've mentioned it a kinda want to try it
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>>37798378
door's probably the best place for him desu.

>>37798393
we'll have a council or governing body that rules in our interest with democratically elected stations.
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>>37798366
We could have a private members only bar
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>>37798398
the lake cultists have infiltrated /britfeel/
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>>37798413
sounds good. extortionate rates for normans.
beginning to think we should be a private members club or something... but what if robots cant find it?
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lads making new thread... add the zeemaps and discord links plox
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>>37798454
We'll just do what those old white men clubs do. Anyone can blackball potential member who doesnt 'fit in' and we find and nominate robots from places like this. And maybe if we see a sad lad outside a jobcentre
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>dad putting a church that no one goes too before his family
>mummy getting pissed
Worried this might collapse the marriage, lads.
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>>37798467
Good call, if nothing else it is interesting to see where everyone is. Thought there would be more anons in Glasgow / Scotland though
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>>37798496
>woman thinking she's more important than cultural institutions

What a shocker
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>>37798573
Six old women go to it, and it doesn't have a vicar anymore
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>>37798490
I'm a bit worried that some stupid anons will blackball potentially good and prime candidates because they're jelly or insecure. Don't really want to give anons more power than they can handle.
I think that kind of thing should be passed to the council at least.

Tbh, why blackball them? Just create separate clubs and have them all as states under the glorious nation of /britfeel/
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>>37798496
your dad is a smart man. getting into heaven is the most important things
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>>37793661
what air con do you have?
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>>37798598

ive got us sorted for beermats

^wtf this wasnt origgy
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>>37798697
that's lovely work lad, and might make some good design ideas, i'd really like to make some anon-themed ones tbqh maybe using these as a template
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please all add yourselves to the /r9k/ zeemap
I want to know people please
maybe if we're all shut ins we can help each other
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>>37798670
>>37798763
Fuck off back to /soc/ normtards
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>>37798697
>no hoegaarden

pleb
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>>37798786
fuck off i'm looking to get sucked off by qt traps in my area
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Fuck sake, why have none of you lazy pricks made a thread yet

>>37798788

>>37798788

>>37798788

>>37798788

>>37798788
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JESUS CHRIST ITS FUCKING HOT
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>>37798670
you posted the link that allows others to alter your zeemap description.
good job, you might want to delete your post.
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>>37798568
HELLO lad
House u
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>>37797828
Jesus. How much you playing that game?
I probably put 100s or hours across multiple saves over the years.
Not even close.
Such a long game.
>>
Welcome to the /britfeel/ arms.

We have a fine selection of real ales and gins, which we pride ourselves on. We also have a fantastic array of board games. We host a risk night e every second Wednesday of the month!
We have a leased line from BT giving us the best possible wifi connection. So no worries there lads.
And our prices are friendly so that even your bennies will go far!

What can I get for you?
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>>37799170
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