/britfeel/

>>>37526731

Rocket league lad, what else is there to play at 3am on a work night. Might play some Siege soon though

>>37526787
are you that lad addicted to rocket league?

>>37526799
Which one? It's quite a popular game here but I'm not Ebinalad, if he's the one that plays it I forget, there's too many weebs

i hope i have another dream about ebinalad

>>37526820
nah I played it for a while but I'm too shit and quit.

I think sneklad plays a lot

>>37526835
hope I have a dream that isn't a childhood related nightmare tbqh

>>37526852
if you;re in my dream tonight, i am going to make you leave the house.

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>>37526901
what are the dreams about anon?

hope its all above board and moral

think I might be able to sleep myself soon desu, for some reason I'm ultra thirsty and lightheaded even though I've drunk a good amount

>just eaten a whole tub of chicken & bacon sandwich filling
I fucking love keto

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I'm liking that thought bubble

>>37526999
>what are the dreams about anon?

i cant remember it fully. from what i remember, we were friends and i was in some sort of small apartment with you, and i was trying to get you to leave the house. i think there was a fair going on and i might have been trying to get you to go to that.

how i imagined you in my dream probably looks nothing like you haha

>>37527102

Interesting. My dreams involving ebina involve me putting him in a cage and torturing him.

Does Madoanon have ovaries?

>>37527102
yeah probably not if you pictured me as an anime girl. I'd post a pic so people can stop fantasizing about me but you know, probably wouldn't be a good idea and this isnt /soc/

who should I side with?
thinking the railroad since they want me to be a double agent for the institute
the brotherhood can fuck off, unless there's trophies for helping them, I'll probably just savescum them though

>>37527156
nah, i pictured you as a skinny guy with black hair and glasses

>>37527244
probably about right desu, think my hair is a very dark brown

>its another "ill smoke my last cig tonight, no more after this"

i know im bullshitting i dont know why i bother trying to pack in anymore

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Lads, how good is this advice? I'm desperate.
What's your favourite episode?

>>37527252
maybe i am foreseeing the future lad. you need to come out with the lads. yesterday we went to these really creepy woods near us and we got pissed and high, was a laugh. the woods were pitch black and we had to use someones phone light to get around.

>>37527312
All of the trips.

Anybody else going bald lads?

>>37527346

my dad is

who would win in a fight tilde or ebin?

>>37527346
yep slowly, lost a fair bit then it stayed the same for 10 years or so now another pile has fallen out
it cant take much more

>>37527478

my moneys on Tilde, i think ebin would fanny out of it, Tilde would puke on him like a boomer

>>37527502
ever considered /finasteride/?

I've got three months worth but I'm too pussy to take it.

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>>37527478
neither, I would like to think we would just hug and agree to a draw

Any other lads purposely go days or even weeks without wash/brushing teeth etc so you can have a really good clean one day and really enjoy it? feelsgoodlads

>>37527542
I do that but not purposefully, last wash was a week ago now

>>37527507
howling lad

ebin has size advantage though. ebin is 10 stone while tilde is 7. maybe ebin will give him a boot in the balls

>>37527563
ebin is like 16 stone tbqh m8

>>37527530
what if he was sick on your anime figures?

>>37527530
I bet you'd over power and rape him. You fucking pervert

might get subway tomorrow
forced social interaction but a tasty sandwich at the end

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>>37527627
I don't buy anything like that, I hate spending money. I'd probably clean them with my tongue? and then comfort him? I'd pat his head and tell him its ok

>>37527635
i would never do such a thing, i'm too insecure to even touch another person. I don't think my penis would even fit in, my phimosis would make it very uncomfortable I believe. At most i'd force hug him

>>37527660
I hate subway. Why the fuck would I want to interact with some underpaid cunt with an attitude in order to get a mediocre sandwich?

hate normies lads

simple as

>>37527718
giv us a wiggle lad

>>37527720
if there was a way to make your own sandwich without buying 10x the necessary stuff then I'd do that

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I'm addicted to porn. I can't stop masturbating and downloading porn.

yeah, i think tilde would win. ebin would deffo fanny out

Why did Katie Hopkins get that short dykey haircut lads? Liked her much better with the long hair.

>>37527890

she was turning fuck ugly as she got older anyway, nothing lost IMO, bit gutted that the good looking blonde from big bang theory got a lezzer haircut though dessy

The fairest way to do a Tilde vs Ebin beatoff would be oil wrestling, no strikes

>TILDE
>Is sick of getting pushed around~

>>37527903
She still had a MILFy thing going on though, now she just looks like someone's angry post-menopausal maiden aunty, bit tragic tbqh

>EBINLAD
>Licks them into shape!

>>37527512
considered it for a long time but the side effects of all the options and the fact you have to do it daily put me off

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>>37527890
>All the normies at work today bad mouthing Hopkins
>Ignoring all the work she's done to highlight swedens rape problems

>>37527903
she had brain surgery to remove a growth that was causing epileptic seizures
they had to shave her head

tbqh with you lads. i think tommorow when all the lads are on, we are gonna have to do one of them surveys to know who brit feel thinks would win in a fight between tilde and ebin

>tfw no britfeel anon who makes you his bitch

>>37528100
Ebin, easy. Being exhausted from eating disorders makes you weak as shit. Speaking from experience here. Remember those stackable school chairs? When I used to throw up, one of those was an extreme effort to carry.

>>37528143
It wouldn't be a tradtional fight, lots of psychological elements to consider

>>37528158

like watching 2 spaks cagefighting

>>37528100
>implying tilde wouldn't use his stand which vomits all over people and blinds them

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>>37528100
tilde might have a few tricks up his sleeve desu, might sneak out a red hot greggs pasty and squirt it in my face or something

either way I'd prefer the pacifist route

>>37528180
Well what's Ebinlad's Stand? What are its stats? These are the big questions.
>>37528238
What sort of Stand do you have though?I'm guessing it's a more indirect one

>>37528238
JUst knock out his front teeth and then force him to suck your dick. It's what I'd do

How do I butter up my professors so that they'll give me glowing references? Let's skip the obvious "suck their dicks" response, pls.

>>37528280
Pander to their progressive sensibilities.

>>37528238
Lads it's hypothetical. Pretend you're forced into it and have to fight.

fucking miserable morning
but I have nowhere to be today, so it's beautiful

This cuteboi baiting is cruel and unethical. First foxhunting, now this

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>>37528261
I don't think I'd have the power to, while I would have physical advantage over tilde I still can't do a pushup so knocking out teeth doesn't seem likely

>>37528259
i'll leave that upto your imagination

>>37528312
I'm not sure, I don't think i'd be able to throw a punch, it'd look ridiculous. If it was forced at gunpoint i'd probably just lightly slap him and see what happens. I wouldn't want to hurt him if he is delicate, what would count as a victory? forfeit or to death?

>New Crash bandicoot game has not been ruled out
for fucks sake, we haven't got the one they've just made yet
I fucking hate these by-the-numbers producers

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>tfw not attracted to male bodies but dislike everything about women except appearance.
if i didn't meme that i was asexual (because for practical purposes i'm happy to just wank) i'd be in a hell of a place right now, like gay enough to want a husband but never actually fuck, which is the complete opposite of what gays do.

love milk roll
why can't all bread be round

>>37528593
>If I didn't meme that i was asexual
What do you mean by this?

>>37528686
If asked if i thought a picture of a girl was hot or whatever i'd say "lol i dunno, asexual" to avoid answering the question.

>>37528724
Do you have romantic feelings towards other males?

>listened to the entire Kanye discography in one night
>again

Kanye literally only has great albums, all well ahead of their time

>>37528802
Mildly (but completely absent for females.) although the last real person I can remember was just my internet friend. (Not that I ever let them know.)

But I could vaguely imagine myself loving a man, basically, but never a woman. Even though aesthetically, I'm not attracted to men. (This is in some ways a comfortable coincidence - since it means I don't have to feel bad about not pursuing anyone. I will never know tfw no gf.)

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>>37528830
Good lad, listen to him all the time. Can't believe I used to think he was shit and talentless like pleb-tier normies tend to.

>>37528904
Same lad, I used to be a very casual fan when I was younger only really listening to good life, stronger, gold digger and when Yeezus came out I despised it because of how outlandish it is but it's easily in my top 5 Kanye albums

College Dropout > 808s and Heartbreaks > MBDTF > Late Registration > Yeezus > TLOP > Graduation

shit, we in june already?

>>37528944
Definitely more into his newer stuff, I see why his older stuff was good but it was only after 808s that I really got into it. Everything after that has just been outstanding though.

>>37529003
The thing about Ye is that all his albums are so good that ranking lists are always so decisive among fans. Unlike rappers like Eminem that droped off after 3 albums

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fucking hell lads Sunday Sport is pretty damn funny

Does anyone else get anxiety when posting? I'm too nervous to even talk to people on the internet.

>>37529090
I do when posting stuff under my real name these days but nah can just be myself on 4chan

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Early morning Yeezy posting are we lads?

>In the night I hear them talk
>The coldest story ever told
>Somewhere far along this road
>He lost his soul
>To a woman so heartless
>How could you be so heartless?

5am every day doomed to sit here contemplating staying up till work or getting a few hours sleep

Wageslave life, unifags have no idea how good they have it

>>37529447
iktf lad, I have work at 10

>>37526852
i do love rocket league.not been on it since getting back into slavery though.might have to get on it this afternoon after work.

Lads what makes you keep going? genuinely considering ending it

>>37529530
same lad, I passed out on the sofa about 11 or 12
then I woke up at some point so I end up looking at the thread to try and find what time I woke up to figure out how much sleep I got and if i need more

>>37529581
Don't even know anymore, the hope that things might get better I guess

forecast another comfy rainy day lads.this is how dummer should be. fuck sunshine

Oh, and I've stayed up past 6am again

>>37529581
Ending it would take effort while continuing to live for now only requires riding inertia.

Like riding a scooter off a cliff.

It's a fight to the death so fucking fight fags.

>>37530879
strangely motivational post lad

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>All those people that said a terrorist attack in Britain would cause a UKIP surge
>It's actually causing a Labour surge instead

lol

>>37531113
Now you mention it yeah. Not sure what it says about me if I'm only motivational when angry.

>>37531128
History couldn't possibly repeat itself could it.

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>tfw had a qt paki twink uni friend last year
>he was the only person I had made an effort to see outside of class
>he graduated last year, I'm still at uni, haven't seen him all year, only message like once a month bc he is shit at maintaining conversation over messages

>saw him yesterday
>and his bf
>he was actually gay all along and I didn't realize
>I thought all the hugging and sitting resting on each other was just being friendly
>tfw he was probably into me but didn't want to ask directly bc he didn't know if I was gay too
>tfw they kissed in front of me multiple times and were holding hands practically the entire night

>>37531274
gross lad tbqhwy

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>>37531286
but it could have been me
I could have been the one holding hands and kissing
I thought he was just effeminate and physically affectionate
he never talked sexually at all
suddenly I see him and he says "this is my... boyfriend" with a slight pause and I have to act like I don't feel like I was hit by a bus
then they start kissing while I'm looking at them and I don't know if I'm meant to look away or keep looking or what

first thing I did when I saw him was run up and hug him - right in front of his soon-to-be-introduced bf

>>37531339
>then they start kissing while I'm looking at them and I don't know if I'm meant to look away or keep looking or what
this is pretty fucking weird tbqh, would even be weird if they were straight

>>37531348
To be fair, the first time at least I had just glanced down at my phone - I was still facing their direction and could see it in my peripheral but I wasn't directly looking at it, I still had to pay enough attention so that I stayed looking at my phone until they had finished

Then they did it multiple other times in the night when we were just standing in a circle talking with a couple other people. They didn't even talk to each other quietly or do anything to provoke it, they just did it randomly

Why do people try and appeal being sacked?

Why would they want to keep working at a company that obviously doesn't want them?

>>37531415
literally just because they're desparate and don't want to find another job, they'll take a place that doesn't want them over having to put in the effort to find a whole new job

Dianne Abbott in a position of power.

Fuckkkkkk

>>37531387
He's a vindictive paki. He's just trying to get a rise out of you.

>starting to get off to ear nibbling asmr
I have evolved

>>37531571
the thought did cross my mind, especially since the first thing his bf saw of me was me hugging his bf - but they were doing it even when I wasn't in the immediate vicinity (I was still paying attention to them in the background since I was still full of internal shock while trying to act normal). Plus his bf spoke to me later as part of whatever random conversation was going on and even retained some trivial fact he heard about me (what town I live in) to mention later on in the night when we were going home, so he doesn't seem to have anything against me

Plus at the very end of the night when we parted ways I still got to hug the paki friend goodbye, which he actually initiated (I was super close to saying "is it still okay to hug you" but I didn't need to). I've still got no idea if all the times we hung out last year he was actually into me or not. Looking back there were certain moments that stood out - particularly when I mentioned some other friend he'd get super eager and inquisitive (which I guess could have been him trying to scope if I had a bf), and at some point once when we were talking about the future I mentioned a theoretical future gf and he probed it a bit to see if I had a gf at the moment. That last one especially might have made him think I was straight and not an option. It was the last time we saw each other before this, but he had still messaged me since then. I hadn't even considered coming out at that point, if I had known he was gay I definitely wouldn't have said gf

I kind of want to talk to him again just about being gay, because I never knew he was gay and sexuality's all weird and confusing to me (I'm low key bi at the very least but with a heavy amount of religious upbringing guilt and suppression) and I think even though he has a bf and a relationship's not on the table there's still a lot I could ask and talk about.

>>37531712

Would you aggressively savage his coal black arsehole or make sweet gentle love to it?

>>37531825
I'd probably be the bottom desu

>>37531415
Being sacked is almost always down to one person who doesn't like you.

Think people think they can try to fight it, also desperation it's really fucking awful being sacked.

>>37531840
Managers talk so if you're shit they have been chatting away about sacking you for a while. It's not just one person

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>>37531877
believe me mate, it is.

t.manager

Any of you lads do a level media ocr exam for a2? Got mine tomorrow and a bit stressed

>>37532015
>Media

Enjoy those job prospects mate

>>37532244
Easy UCAS points m8

>>37532244
I seriously regret taking media, and definitely not taking it at university.

>>37532251
Hopefully; if I don't fuck up.

How many captchas you have to solve per post now?

I have to do 3 or 4

god i fucking hate americans

>>37532483
>not using captcha v1
Haven't clicked a fuckin store front in months.

>>37532498
Any particular reason today or just in general? Both are valid.

>>37531837
Are you cute and effeminate at least?

>>37532530
In particular just because I got into an argument with one, but it's far worse than that. They've unironically ruined the entire world, and they've even basically taken over Britain with their culture, outlook and linguistic fuck-ups. I just hate everything about them.

Most of all, I hate that as a country they're powerful. It's not like a balanced hate where you can knock 7 bells of shit out of one another, they're a global superpower who cucked us out of our empire, betrayed us at every turn, and can afford to just ignore how hated they really are.

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>>37532541
Pretty much, here's a semi recent pic.

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>>37532541
my hair is pic related but brunette and I'm 57kg

>>37532606
>I'm an anime
Frig off prison gay, you give us a bad name

Daily reminder that anime is inherently un British and you should be ashamed for liking it.

>>37532626
I was tying it up like that before I saw an anime with it, and I don't often tie it up if that makes you feel any better

Imagine if your grandad who fought in the Pacific campaign knew you were watching nip cartoons designed for little girls.

>>37532705
Why would I care? he's dead

>>37532705
>his granddad was in WW2

alri granddad

>>37532654
Its not the tying up if hair of eijit, its the "teehee I'm just like an anime its not gay if i wear a skirt silly boys"

>>37532723
It's literally the only picture I have that shows a similar hairstyle on a man
stop projecting, I'm not a girl(boy)

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Morning boys!

Just got out of the shower and I think I am looking quite femme desu! Going to have to start looking into make-up etc and hopefully I can start crossdressing~

How are you all doing today then lads? I'm having come coffee and maybe some breakfast afterwards before heading off for an afternoon of slavery~

>>37532757
You sound like a right qt tbf~

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sausage dog

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nice boye

>>37532955
make sure you post a pic when you're in girly clothes, tilde

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Have a good day at work or home

>tfw costochondritis last year
>died down after about half a year
>just come back this month
>have a constant ache inside my chest this time as well

>inb4 my health anxiety comes back because I convince myself the chest ache is an impending heart attack at 24

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>>37532955
Been stuck on the FUCKING M6 for 4 hours lad. God fucking DAMN I LOVE my job.

>>37533085
don't tell me what to do oregano

>>37533096
damn lad, hope you have plenty of podcasts to listen to

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>>37533107
No I've just got BBC Radio Stoke. I'm going fucking stir crazy listening to karaoke tier music mixed with shit political discussion and traffic news every 20 minutes.

>>37533130
>BBC Radio Stoke

LAD, STOP!

Get yourself on Soundcloud and start listening to Last Podcast on the Left or something before you kys. Radio Stoke is fucking excruciating.

>>37533096
What kind of job do you have anon? And don't worry, the britfeel lads are here for you~

>boss asks me to do something
>Asks why what I put on hold to do what he wanted isn't done

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>>37533185
It isn't too bad in the early mornings but once you hit 7 it turns into a fucking living hell.

>>37533199
Fucking floor laying. Driving all the way down to Londonnistan too. At least there's a decent chance I'll be killed by a van of peace once I'm pissing there.

>>37533096
>Been stuck on the FUCKING M6 for 4 hours

How? Why? Who the fuck uses the M6 to commute

>>37533230

Floor laying, is that like top level carpets or the joists etc? Don't they have a more local branch to do the laying from?

The my is a fucking joke

I have been driving 10 years and there is never not roadworks on the m6

10 years and they're not finished

Had my first universal credit meeting today. Apparently it will take six weeks for the payment to go through.

What the hell am I supposed to do until then?

>>37533340
People who live in the Midlands. I honestly wasn't expecting to cross the bloody country to get on the M1 when I woke up this morning.

>>37533358
Soft flooring. Basically anything from carpet to lino to wood flooring.

>don't they have a more local branch to do the laying from

Dunno lad. Why open a branch down south when you can have idiots like me who're willing to drive hundreds of miles to a job?

>>37533405
Blame the rozzers for slamming into a Citroen lad.

>>37533417
you could have a wank

>>37533417

Get a payday loan

>>37533417
I think you can ask to get paid early and they take a bit off your later payments until it's repaid. Though I think you should look for a job ASAP because UC is worse than hell~

>>37533405
They can't finish them. If they do, the company doing them loses funding from the Department for Transport.

As long as there's more work to do, the government grants get rubber stamped. If they were ever done, they'd have to bid for the contract again from scratch in future.

Batting first v New Zealand lads. Anyone else watching?

>>37533452
Don't you just love bureaucracy.

Knocked a carton of BEETROOT juice off the top shelf at work last night.

Exploded all over everything like a beetroot bomb

>>37533585
It's the same with lottery funding on listed buildings. It's why they do whatever possible to never take the scaffolding down

Hope you observed the silence, lads.

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>pour myself some cereals
>start to think how fat I am
>put it back and hate myself

Why is it so scary lads? I don't like this desu~

Lads I know I shouldn't let it get to me but I am fucking livid about this cunt BritNormie making up these stupid characters and then getting his fancy media pals at the Sunday Sport to write about it, taking the piss out of us.

I can just imagine them sitting in some poncy cocktail bar reading the thread and laughing at our lives. I want him destroyed.

>>37532955
Tilde you're a nice person but you really should stop attention-seeking

>>37533824
Why do you want to start dressing up like a woman?

You'd be better off getting some therapy for your eating disorder mate. Priorities.

You need to reframe your beliefs. Stop thinking about "fat vs. not fat". Start thinking about "healthy vs. unhealthy".

>making cat5 cables
end my life.

>>37533833

>Tilde
>nice person

nope.exe

>>37533886
Why don't you like Tilde?

>>37533896

Tiresome attention whore

>>37533870
>Why do you want to start dressing up like a woman?

I have had feelings about it for a long time now desu and I enjoy it~

>You'd be better off getting some therapy for your eating disorder mate

I tried therapy for six months but quit because it was too hard and I wasn't making much progress~

Thank you though, going to see what my other options are~

>>37533824
Just eat porridge oats, or something. Lots of fibre so you shit it all out, along with other food, thereby making you thinner. Spice it with laxatives and some fucking arsenic, for your arse.

>>37533903
That doesn't mean he's not a nice person though.

>>37533906
Your other option is to die. I'd try again with a different therapist.

>>37533830

BirtNormie used to be a massive cunt, but he's a lot better now.

I actually enjoy some of the characters like Marko/SS anon, but some are annoying.

>>37533906
You tried butt stuff yet or do you just want to dress as a cute girl and tug one out?

>>37533962
I think what gets to me is that he's in a higher position than us in society but he comes here anyway to mock us.

only got 1 more exam before i can recreate my long lost NEET lifestyle for the summer. almost feeling cosy already boys.

gonna get my head shaved and not leave my house for 3 months i reckon.

>>37534032

He's actually not though, which is what made him a massive cunt.

He used to be of the opinion that he was the big king above everyone else, but turns out half the posters here have jobs and their own place anyway.

He may well be on one of the highest wages here, but he's by no means 'above' any of us. Just living in a house in Germany with his gf doing a job like anyone else.

>>37534070
So how is he mocking us through the media? He's not doing a normal job if he can do that.

>>37534088

I don't think he specifically has contacts, he probably just phoned the news desk to spin the story

This is my dream from last night.

There's a theme park I'm going to and I'm on an escalator going down into it. Also I'm Jay from Inbetweeners but that's not important. I'm walking around the theme park and machines are trying to kill me. I am really scared so I run to another part which looks like a shopping centre. Then I look at the people around me and realise they are all automatons made of papier mache. Then I realise there is no theme park. The theme park is in my mind and in reality I am asleep at the bottom of the escalator. I become enraged. "Who is doing this!?" I roar. The papier mache people become scared and cower behind objects as the machines begin to attack me again. I know this is my own mind and the machines can't hurt me so I fight back. "I can dodge anything! I can block anything!" I scream as I easily repel the machines' attacks. "I can lift anything!" as I pick up a pool table and throw it at a small child to make a point.

The machines flee and one brave papier mache man comes out of hiding. He can't speak but he approaches me and starts touching my hand, marvelling at the skin, because I am a real flesh and blood human. A door opens and some scientists come out. They take me and the man into a room. Another scientist says to the man "You are John Smith, a banker in London, ok?" He nods and is teleported into the real world to become a real person, and then the dream ends.

Only 15 minutes till food. I think I'm gonna make it.

>>37534192
There's no way that the Sport have a news desk. It's all completely made up.

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>>37534221

Well no, but they has a phone number to submit stories, and obviously they'll take anything.

It still fucking boggles my mind how a britfeel meme ended up in the Daily Sport, and given that, I think this might be connected to shipposting

>>37534070
I do have an unusual job, but I've never considered myself above anyone here.

I couldn't resist winding a few lads up though, but if you look at my post history you can see that it's only when provoked.

>>37534088
You seem a bit mental mate. But by all means, stay obsessed.

>>37534192
I have absolutely nothing to do with this Marko/SS Anon thing.

>>37534234
>They have a phone number to submit stories

No they don't. Whoever is writing this stuff is on the inside.

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>>37534253
>I have absolutely nothing to do with this Marko/SS Anon thing.
Other than knowing the smell of another lads cock and arse. HAYO LADS LADS LADS

>>37534273
This is why I love this thread.

The weather is absolute shite, even my doggo doesn't want to go out in it.

>>37534284
How do you explain this story ending up in the Sport?

>>37534318
Why does it need a big explanation?

Someone who writes for them reads the thread. Maybe they wrote the posts too.

>>37534337
DIDNT I TELL YOU TO GET A LIFE

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I will now reveal how I found the Bristol photo, which was much harder even than the Bolton one.
----------------------
First thing to notice was the bins, unlike the Bolton photo however, the Black bin colour isn't unique. The Bolton photo had a specific Red/Yellow/Green setup which really narrowed it down to that specific borough, but a large number of councils have black recycling/Waste bins bins.

It did narrow it down somewhat, but I was still left with about 50 or so councils. I looked up the council logo of every one, and Bristol City Council resembled it the most, although I was by no means certain as the bin was very blurry.

Secondly, the houses have a setup with 2 windows on the ground floor, and 1 window on the top floor, this architectural style is almost always indicative of a 2 bedroom house. I used the datashine.org.uk map to find specific areas of Bristol with a high concentration of 2 bedroom houses. An area to the north of the city had a very high percentage, so I tried there.

When I put the marker down, I noticed that the 'date captured' was 2014, just like the very faint watermark in the image. I also noticed most of the houses were red and of this style, making me quite confident I was in the right area.

Next, I noticed that you can see the backs of the houses there, so it had to be near a junction and with a enough space to see the backs of the houses from street level. I picked one junction at random, and although I didn't find it straight away, I did find another house with an identical gate to the one in the image. From there I just checked out a few other junctions until I found the women in the picture with the pram.

>>37534447
Yes, it hurt and it's still hurting today. How can you be so cruel?

>>37534476

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5023438,-2.5981795,3a,19.5y,358.82h,86.86t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sol1_ZxS2G5ze_Oa-CjjFDA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Turns out they were the front of the houses, but I was still right to look for a junction

>>37534478
Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Britnormie.

>>37534337

First serial killer obsession, now marko in a service station, what next is going to end up in the sport?

>>37528904
Wow you're right, Kanye West is extremely unpopular with normies. Truly a niche artist for the discerning audiophile

>>37534511
Love you too mate.
>>37534516
The next headline will probably be "Advertising Guy Shitposts Constantly"

>1.670GB / 24.958GB (99+ Hours Left)

fugg

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it's windy here

>>37534516
ONLINE HACKERS ARE FINDING WHERE YOU LIVE THROUGH GOOGLE MAP STREET VIEW

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>>37534708
i just want to walk my pupper but the weather is shit

>sign in local spa saying about a minute silence for the 7 victims
>3 were terrorists

Wtf..

Why are suicide bombers listed as victims

pretty tired of living tbqh with you lads

>>37534544
It's obvious that this whole Sunday Sport thing was you. You have contacts in the media and you are using them to manipulate us, you fucking sad prick.

>>37534746

There were 10 deaths (7 victims, 3 attackers)

>>37534815
Since when? Was only 4 yesterday

>>37534802
As the other anon said, I'm just a normal guy. I travel a lot, and I make a little bit more money than the average, and I have an unusual job that happens to be in the media sector, but that's it.

I do mix with some interesting people occasionally but the Sunday Sport aren't among them. You've got the wrong guy.

just cleaned the hallway and the stairs, so much dust and filth everywhere

I've come to the conclusion that my mum is a hoarder, because the house has so much of my grandma's stuff packed in boxes, and old bits of furniture that she had, and some of it's nice but for fuck sake it takes up too much room. Then there's the fact my mum considers a good clean to be her vacuuming half the living room then saying she's worn herself out and packs it in. Fuck sake, when I actually clean this house it makes me realise what utter filth I live in.

>take a shit
>arsehole prolapses

getting really tired of this desu

>only had knives
> 7 dead 50 injured

How?

After the first stabbing everyone would run away surely?

How did 3 men wound 57 people with only knives?

>>37534874

Most of the injuries were from the van running people over m8

>>37534874
with the van you donkey

>>37527312
Sauce on this magnificent dating guru

>>37534852

Does your gf know that you spend 14-16 hours a day shitposting here? Only taking 20 minutes off now and then to hold little consultations with advertising clients?

>>37526721
Why was St. ELLIOT's shrine taken down?

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>had a medium mcnugget meal and a packet of crisps yesterday
>can't move today because my stomach feels full and I feel fat

ah yes

>amazon are cunts that just gave me shipping labels instead of a doorman to take my shit out

How exactly does this work?

my workmates don't know either, he said I can put my shit in the right packaging then go to a post office who can PROBABLY print me my labels + stamps then take my shit to be delivered back.

but i don't really know if life is quite that easy.

>>37534746
we had a min silence at work. i thought it was to do with pater sallis desu. looked a biylt of a tit when i said he'll be missed

>>37534874
There was a van as well, you biscuit.

>>37534894
>>37534947
>>37535039
Why would you allow a van to run you over? That's even worse you can hear it coming

>>37535126
>Why would you allow a bullet to hit you? That's even worse you can hear it coming

>>37535126
It was Saturday night in London. Most of them were high on ket

>>37534961
I wish I could devote that level of time to it.

My gf does know I post here though, and she thinks it's pretty funny - but she can't talk, she watches hours of German soap operas every week.

Eating is a bit like having a wank. When your hungry you go and buy something nice but when you finish you realise you should have just had a sandwich and saved the money.

who /notachivedasinglethingtoday/ here?

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>>37535219
right here lad

oriri

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I posted my own street yesterday, shame no one has gotten it yet. I left quite a bit of info in.

>>37535219
/notachivedasinglethingfortwoandahalfyears/ here

what should I have for my original lunch lads

>>37535219

added a few drops of vinegar to a packet of ready salted crisps

just call me the alchemist

I ate too much chips and curry and now I just want to sleep but I have to pretend to work.

>>37534874
Used Rage of the Mujahideen. Unlimited stamina, increased damage, infinite health for a limited time. Banked it but didn't use his combo to detonate at the end. Smdhtbh

>>37535345
Also God of Peace was a shit sequel. None of the 'enemies' did anything except apologise.

>>37535345
Islam needs a bit of a nerf tbqh. All the other religions got them in the earlier patches but they haven't got around to these yet.

>>37535185
In my case it goes like this.

Not hungry at all
Not horny at all

Smell nice food, suddenly hungry.
See nice girl, suddenly horny.

Eat
Have sex or wank

Disappointed
Disappointed

Want more
Want more

writing music lads, gonna get my spotify page up soon will any of you lads be interested in a listen?

Went out this morning and saw some bunny rabbits

>>37535416
I'll give you a listen lad

You think I can get so fed up with existence that I just cease to exist?

>>37535241
scotland lad?

>>37535582

Nah, England. That's the only hint you're getting

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>tfw sudden urge to learn carpentry
Weird

Post waifus lads

>>37535767

>>>/diy/

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.09% content).

Go to hell robot

Kek orignally at this

>>37535866

So now that the dust has settled, is Mozza gay?

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Just bombed an exam hold me lads.

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Wew lads.

Really craving a trap gf 2bh.

>>37536112
Sauce. Reverse search didn't give me shit.

http://kitty-lynn.tumblr.com/

Enjoy my dude.

I can feel my pulse throbbing in one of my teeth. Is this a good sign?

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Think I'm going to go to the shop after work desu, did anyone want anything?

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>>37535767
Is that so you can play with Len's wood

>>37536416
just get us a packet of monster munch. nice1 lad

10 posts since 2pm, Jesus Christ

>>37536472
It's a slow one. No idea why.

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>>37534476
Find me with your GCHQ skills lad.

>>37536434
Which flavour lad? I do hope it is pickled onion~

>>37536495

I'm still working on it.

I'm 95% sure it's Perth, but having scanned almost all of it, I'm ready to move to another town (Maybe Dundee)

>>37536360

Yeah, it means you get to visit your friendly local dentist for your abscess.

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>>37536472
desu I've had the thread open all day but I've had nothing to post and theres been nothing worthwhile to reply to

feeling pretty suicidal tbqh

>>37536495
Lochgelly? Shit tier guess.

>>37536416
Fetch us some Tangfastics laa.

>>37536416
two turkish delights

anyone remember when I posted that fucked up okcupid of that lass from blackpool who wanted you to take her little brother and sister on a date and liked her boobs to be compared to celebrities?

I think the person behind that made another one.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/xxmissscarlettxx?cf=regular,matchsearch

it starts out normal enough then gets into weird boob shit again.

>>37536540
Suspected as much.
I havent been to the dentist since I was 14.

>>37536416
So do you like a bit of bum fun then or not?

>>37536496
any would do but my favorite is pickled onion

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>>37536495
>>37536508
>>37536557
Another angle (or yuor devil)

>>37536640
>is when a guy shows me a pic (send links) of things, like if it's a superhero he shows me a pic of her and I ask my son if I should wear that costume. I don't look at the pic, so it's a surprise for me too.
Kek that's def the same person. Reads just like the 'send my son hot pictures of emma watson' from the last profile. What is his/her endgame?

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>either britbongs vote conservative and their nanny state cracks down on the internet, or they vote labor and get flooded with brown people
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>37536789
>60% 'white'
lel not original

>>37536784
My guess is that it's a guy with a very specific fetish.

>>37536640

>Okay, spare me the nice guy "how are you, I want to get to know you" routine. They're boring.

>Four things: you say "oi oi" or try to be funny at me and I will assume you are a chav prat and block you.

>I like it when guys talk to my breasts instead of me.

lol. this has got to be someone fucking about.

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>>37536789
Silly bugger can't blame me for whatever happens because I'm going to vote lib dem

>>37536835
lib dems want to accept more refugees and shit too

lib dems seem like a mess about version of labour

>>37536047
good on you lad, hope you packed the bomb with nails and screws for maximum carnage

>>37536835
I would unironically vote Lib Dem if I were a britbong, but I'm just a yank here to shitpost in (You)r thread.

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>>37536857
The only notable parties that don't are UKIP and BNP, one of whom is dying and the other is a zombie propped up by diehards who think Farage wasn't racist enough.

I refuse to vote Labour because Corbyn is an incompetent retard who couldn't oppose a duck that wandered into his back garden and Teflon Theresa supports GCHQ anal surveillance probes so I arrived at the milkman after a long and arduous process of determining the least terrible candidate.

Truly, this is a horrible reality,

>>37536857
Why is the IQ in this thread so low?

It's depressing.

>>37536994
show us your visa pass or fuck off

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>>37535767
It's dawned on me that I'm going to be sitting in the same spot for the next four months and I really want to kill myself now.

Do normal people cry a lot? I see a fair amount of posts about people crying about loads of things but don't think I have since I was like 12.

>>37536495
>>37536742

I've changed my mind from Perth, I think Edinburgh now, specifically Leith

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.9666699,-3.1711116,3a,75y,204.48h,94.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1suSnSYKSr4jzdOEMVTp1pnw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Look at that, the architecture is basically identical on both sides.

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>>37537004
dont know lad. the lib dems pretty much have the same policies as labour from what i have seen.

pic related is predominately the same issues corbyn goes on about.

corbyn can be quite weak at times but he is more likely to get in than the libs

>>37537111
Impressive! I'm on Dryden street
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>>37537111

tbf im from glasgow and i thought it was glasgow when i opened it. that style is common af around here

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>>37535767
it's good working with wood.creating something is always fun.
why not just get some wood n have at it.
create us some oc lad, i'm thinking a /britfeel/ totem pole would be good senpai.

>>37537016
what makes you so smart laddy?

>>37537146

You were a cheeky bastard covering 'cardenden' up as if it was relevant, but leaving fife visible.

You sent me on a wild goose chase around Perth, then eventually Dundee before I finally gave Edinburgh a go.

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People who:
>Don't eat the crusts from their butties
>Don't eat pizza crusts
>Don't eat the skin from baked potatoes
>Waste their brews
>Don't eat slightly burnt food
...should be beaten up.

>>37537310
absolute fucking disgraces arnt they lad. ive given my brother a belt a few times for leaving the crusts on his butties

>>37537310
lifes short why eat shit you don't like

Why are some people on forums such cocks?

I made a thread asking some simple questions and this prick always turns up and spouts his opinions like they are gospel and bullies other members into abandoning thread.

>windy as fuck from for the rest of today, until late tomorrow night
>as soon as the wind stops, it starts pouring down

summer yay..

>>37537340
I too have had that experience.

>>37537344
I wish it was a thunderstorm, those are the comfiest.

>>37537336
Because some things are just objectively wrong. Not eating crusts is one of them.

>>37537356

at least thunderstorms are nice to see and listen to instead of constant 50mph gusts against my window, and its blowing shit over in the garden too

>Wanted to post a pic of my street
>Would have to include about 25 censor bars to prevent being doxxed

>>37537340
some people like to use 4chan as a place to vent their opinions. They dont feel truly confident in their beliefs and they come here to argue in an attempt to reinforce their opinions.

>>37537386
don't worry lad, even if they find you they forget and/or don't care

t. got found

>>37537386
>>37537406
yea they found poleaboo and nothing happened.

>my steroid/hormone supplier also sells shit like diazepam/codeine/etc

I'm kinda curious about meds like these, are they really addicting and life ruining?

Will they allow me to just be chill and relax for days at a time without the need to eat anything at all(maybe just 1k cals of pure protein, steroids will prevent muscle loss)?

>>37537420

I think it was more fun to watch pakiboo get himself in trouble anyway, what happened with his court appearance a few months ago anyway? did he even go?

>>37537355
He's one of those people who's head is so far up their own ass that anything not up to his impossible standards is a waste of time.

>>37537401
I think 4chan is a healthy venting place, but the place I'm talking about is actually an electronics forum but the guy thinks that even the simplest projects should be over engineered to the max and turns his nose up to people that disagree.

To make things worse there can sometimes be helpful information in his posts if you play along with his little games.

>>37537431

diazepam is pretty good, never been a fan of codeiene though, or tramadol for that matter

>get a desperate message from a mutal friend asking for my oneitis's address because she' 'very unwell' (she's mental)
>last message I'd sent her was some politically incorrect banter about her stabbing a pakistani
shit

>>37537442
I dunno I don't follow that shit, I think the consensus is just ignore him.

>>tfw heat is still trapped in my room from the sunny days and its pissing it down outside.
its a very comfy feel.

I'm basically eating raw potato cakes here. Life is shit

>>37537706

hello rawpotatocakeanon, nice to see you today

>>37537706
Why didn't you put them in the toaster?

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these little chocolate bars bring me so much joy.

so content, I don't even want to ruin it, might just go to sleep.

>>37537739
Way too fucking expensive these days.

>workmen in the house
>wearing really strong lingering aftershave
why

>>37537743
you can get 6 for a pound at asda peasant.

>>37537727
nice 2 see u 2 friend
>>37537729
I did but only the surface cooked and I thought they were done so I buttered them, then when I bit in they were raw but I couldn't retoast because of butter

wew lads, can't believe how much I've tidied up today

house is still a tip though

>>37537753
I had that after the BT openreach man came into my room because the router is in there, mum didn't know about the visit and she asked if I had a guy over (implying that I'm gay),

>>37537753
Because you whiny office cunts whinge about a bit of BO when we don't wear it.

>>37537753
>workmen in the house
>big outdoor boots treading all over the carpet

I like singing to my cat in my Leonard Cohen impression haha

>>37537753
>HR woman opens door
>smell of disgusting perfume floods the room
Why do they do this.

story lads, anyone else meet the girl of their dreams when theyre on holidays and hit it off instantly and are crushed when they have to go home?

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>>37537863
can't say that's ever happened to me. I've had dreams where it happened and then I woke up though

>>37537863

>meet
>girl
>holidays
>home
>of
>theyre

HAHAHAHAHA good one lad, go back to your normie boards

>>37537826
funny my guy was bt as well, except he was gas
>>37537830
>implying i have a job
>implying ive showered within a week
>>37537844
put dust sheets or old curtains/towels down

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>>37537863
yeah haha always happens on holiday... fucking hell

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>>37537863
ye all the time mate

>>37537892
see it works out cos im autistic enough to want to go back and drop like 500euro to get over for plane, accom etc just to see a girl ive known for a few days, so im having to downplay how much its affected me irl. Cant think about anything else. So i think r9k suits me fine

>>37537863
Was this a caravan holiday with your grandparents you fucking 12 yr old

>>37537863
I think you've lost friend.

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>>37537863
>implying I've ever been on a holiday

>>37537926
Fuck it lad, go for it. Find a job there and tell her how you feel.

>>37537863
I do not want to interact with anyone I don't know for longer than 10 seconds in a short quip or conversation about curretn happenings.

>>37537863
All the time m8, by the end of it my cock was red raw from all the sex I'd been having.

The caravan literally rocked from the force of me fucking the girls.

>>37537951
we're talking a lot on fb and sc and everything and i keep imagining i just pack up in a few months and go but i know we'll grow apart in that time and she would definitely find someone in that time anyway is the issue. plus i mean packing up everything for essentially a stranger others would also consider an issue but here we are

>>37537982
how old are you? you a neet?

>>37537982
Do it overnight, propose it to her and then just go for it.

>>37537982

so does she live abroad? like the place you went on holiday to?

>>37537982
Cum on a pic of her and send it international mail with some of your pubes stuck on it.

>>37538060
That's some really romantic shit lad.

not sure what to have for tea, this is the first time I've had options in.. forever

>beef burrito
>minted lamb + rice
>burgers
>bacon + egg sandwiches

>>37538121
Thats always how I get the birds when I go out with the LADS LADS LADS.
They always said I was gentleman

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When you cycled by
Here began all my dreams
The saddest thing I've ever seen
And you never knew
How much I really liked you
Because I never even told you
Oh, and I meant to
Are you still there ?
Or...have you moved away ?

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who are you voting for britfeel?
O

>>37538300
found out you have to regiter to vote. stuff just turned up when i was at my mums house. so i guess i'm not voting.

Got a real hankering to fuck a cute guy lads. I might've caught the gay.

>>37538133
fuck that. bacon double cheeseburger with a fried egg on top.

>>37538546
wanted the burrito but the wraps have gone mouldy
burger it is

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>>37538300
>who are you voting for britfeel?
y'all ready know

I need to trim my pubic hairs my willy is lost in the jungle right now