/britfeel/

playing tekken desu

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Milk Cat 70

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3rd for fighting away the suicidal thoughts

>>37540897
Thanks for the new thread, lad

>>37540964
you're a hero anon. literally best samaritan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDkWcx5EMZU

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>order druggs from two international dnm vendors
>wait a bit more than a month
>nothing
>not even a letter from customs
just fuck me up

considering buying something domestic while i wait for the international stuff lol

Why is food at the coop so much better than tesco even with just a small price difference?

Most notably at the readymeal section.

And how is spar not out of business? the items there are literally garbage yet they charge you so much more than the british and paki stores.

>>37541032

Their pizza is pretty nice, but so is Tesco's.
The prices in their are mental though, the amount I used to piss away getting some dinner, proper expensive for what it is.

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Trimmed the beard down lads. Look less Muslim.

Now they won't suspect a thing.

Is the fact that Jeremy Corbyn wants to bring ISIS fighters into the UK related to his earlier, passionate support of the Hamas and IRA terrorist groups?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3731215/jeremy-corbyn-arab-tv-interview-jihadis-return-home/

>>37541018
>international vendors

are you retarded boy

I was praised at work today

I was doing emails and I was "killing it"

>>37541183
Get on my level, get laser

Wings > Beatles

>>37541207
yes

originalegano

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>>37541199
HE'S AN EYE AR AYE AGENT

HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY THE UK WITH MUSLIMS FOR THE INSIDE

WHY WON'T HE PUSH THE BUTTON ON FIRST USE

>>37541261
Bold statement, lad. Band on the Run is a good album though

>>37541277

What is the common denominator for these blokes?

>>37541383

>inb4 old white men.

>>37541396
>White
They're all red

>>37541277
he's not competent enough to be an IRA agent. he's stupid enough to concede to terrorist demands but could never actually do anything practical in terms of working for them. he was just a useful idiot used by terrorist groups to give them legitimacy when they were bombing civilians.

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>leaving work
>manager asks if I'm okay with all the extra hours
>"Y-yes it's fine"
>"you know without you here the past few months we wouldn't have had enough staff to open half the time, thank you"

Made me feel really happy and warm inside desu. It's weird feeling appreciated. Also gone four days without binge eating, if I manage tomorrow I will have a new high score~

I hope you're all trying your best lads!

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Goooood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What's keeping you busy?
Eastenders or Corrie?

Hope you're all doing and feeling well today and are enjoying yourselves no matter what it is you've done today!

Despair husbando, how did your exam go today?

Also is the anon who is trying to stop drinking around?

>>37540964
Not me, but what's wrong bud?

Have you got any (you)s spare?

>>37541434
i hope someone beheads you

>>37541439
Only this one, but I'm saving it

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>>37541439
Please don't spend it all at once, save it up and get something nice!

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>on the verge of tears because I got flamed by someone on overwatch

>>37541439
Here you go lad~

>>37541461
Hope not desu, I think it would hurt!

>>37541482
can't wait til nazi len sends all those beggars to the camps

>>37541483
we all saw your steam profile you flame people all the time you deserve it dessy

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>>37541438
Good evening lenlad, I've not talked on steam for a while
I'm doing OK, the long distance gf is ignoring me so that's good. I've done all my exams since we last talked and I felt like I did alright!

my mum makes me watch corrie with her

>>37541483
it's because you're a smelly autist

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>>37541524
I was in a bad state of mind while playing dota, I'm a nice positive player now. I can't take any criticism or I get ultra defensive and start feeding/quitting/griefing but now I just try my best and heal

Its not my fault I had my ultimate ready and a genji came and killed me, I would have ressed but he sneaked up on me

>>37541483
Don't let it get to you. Anything they say is completely untrue! You are a really great lad~

How do I beat the TV licencing jew?
I legitimately don't watch live TV or have my TV connected to the aerial, I just play games and sometimes watch netflix. I've been getting letters in the post about getting a TV licence. Should I go online and declare that I don't need a TV licence or just keep ignoring them? I don't want to contact them and then get bullied into paying a fine if they come and do a home check.

>>37541608
they have no authority to enter your house m8 lmao

just keep the curtains closed if it's near a window

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>>37541434
>>37541438
>>37541482
>>37541499
>within seconds of eachother

is the bot malfunctioning, they shouldn't be posting this close together

>>37541018
ALWAYS buy domestic. Why wouldnt you?

>>37541608

If you haven't got an aerial connected, you don't need a licence. Read up on it, and the letters and just scare tactics - yet to actually see one of them on the doorstep, unless I missed them.

>>37541608
>Should I go online and declare that I don't need a TV licence or just keep ignoring them?

The former and if they hassle you after that, the latter.

>>37541608
>if they come and do a home check.

Just scream "ree" at them until they leave, they have no legal authority to enter your home.

Alternatively pile up lots of trash in the entrance to your home and answer the door naked and unwashed, so they don't want to enter.

>>37541608
>i dont have a tele
>well can we come in and check
>no, you cant

theyll keep asking but they have no actual authority, they cant even call the police to help them out

>>37541622
i have no idea who you are AntiLicenseFeeAnon but i love that you always appear within seconds of the license fee being mentioned

>>37541277
Haha yes, we should only listen to young women of colour.

>>37541608

Ignore them, if you contact them to say you don't watch it, they'll come round anyway

>>37541475
>>37541482
>>37541499
Thank you lads. Maybe enough to get a coke now.

Is SundaySportLad here? Do I have a story for him!

Evens cider odds vodka 0 abstain

>>37541716
Of course he is here

>>37541622
>>37541634
>>37541635
>>37541637
>>37541638
Thanks lads.
I know they have no authority to enter my house but I really don't want the hassle of being hounded by them forever knocking on my door. I want to do the right thing and declare I don't need one because I genuinely don't, but then I'm afraid that by making contact I'm going to open the floodgates to even more harassment if they try and force me to get one because I physically have an aerial since I rent the place and can't get rid of it.

>>37541716

He doesn't exist, but tell us your story lad

172 calories left, dunno what to treat myself with for supper

>>37541746
A custard cream

>>37541760
can't get bickies in anymore because it's far easier to have none than it is to have one

can all the britfeel personalities get back to with their penis size please? I need to know which size dildos to use when i imagine them bumming me
thanks

>>37541817

any particular personalities?

>>37541535
It has been a while! Every time I think about striking up a chat you're always playing something like F1 so i never want to bother you!

Ahh ignoring you as in giving you some time or ignoring ignoring you? Hope everythings okay!

Very good to hear about your exams though buddy! When do you get the results?

corrie time was a thing in my household too

>>37541625
Nothing to worry about, Ebin!
Nothing at all.

>28 years old

So what are my potential dating prospects?

- Ugly women
- Single mothers
- Turn gay

>>37542026
gay death is at 24

lost that boat a long time ago m8

came home from work 2 hours ago
fell asleep
woke up in panic and thought it was 8am

falling apart lads

>>37542062
not necessarily he could become one of those predatory gays

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>>37542062
>turning 24 next month

>>37542063
> fell asleep
> woke up in panic and thought it was 8am

welcome to the wagie life. see you when you retire at 95.

is youtube down for anyone else?

was just getting comfy watching something as well

>>37542110
it wont load for me after I tried going back to the homepage

>>37542110
Was watching a live stream and it was choking and dying

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Oh no it looks like some of the britfeel waifus are in quite the predicament

Why is Ebina so bullyable?

>>37541434

I tried drawing your waifu lad but all her various layers of robes and such made it quite difficult.

>>37542110

It has been, but just came back on for me

>>37542026
Single mums

Don't have to go for the uggos until you're 30

I'm wasting too much time on tekken

>>37542157
dubs and you draw them being force fed marmite on toast

>>37542157
Wow, that looks great and it made me laugh desu! I can tell you put a lot of effort into her clothes and I was impressed you took the time to do so! Thanks for making this lad, would love to see more OC from you~

>Captcha down

Who PASS GOD here?

>tfw literally game myself a pop-up scare

Really creepy women face just suddenly appeared in my vision with a loud scream, only lasted for a fraction of a second but it scared the shit out of me
Why must my own mind be so cruel

>>37542110
that's the government blocking your internet now anon

When I was 16 some girl gave me a blowjob and we fucked around that summer but didn't have sex because I wanted to lose my virginity specially. Now it sounds fucking gay.

It stopped when she got a boyfriend and we drifted a little and we talk now and again but never about what we did. I have a girlfriend and seriously regret not fucking her brains out. If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd be so persistent and fuck her all the goddamn time

>>37542218
Fells good lad. Poorfags uncommited to shitposting btfo

who else just /wokeup/?

Think it's fucking time to sort this sleeping pattern out. Gonna stay awake until this time tomorrow. Wish me luck lads. I'll be shitposting for a whole day wew.

Right lads going for a booze run. Hope the annoying shop owners doesnt try to chat to me too much.

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>>37542157
o-oh no whats going to happen next lad


anyone else /feelingbad/? I feel phsyically unwell, might be coming down with something. Got a flushed face and a dry mouth desu. Don't feel like talking to anyone or doing anything, also incredibly frustrated over little things aswell

don't know if i'll even make it anymore, I'm incredibly tired with everything.

>>37542319
what are you planning to cop?

>>37542178

How could you be so cruel, nobody deserves that

>>37542338
Strongbow and some coke for my vodka. Want anything?

>>37542218
>he bought a pass

toppest of keks

>>37542330
>o-oh no whats going to happen next lad

Something lewd, I hope

there is literally nothing wrong with buying a pass

>>37542157
woah nice OC lad

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>>37542385
as long as tilde holds my hand through it should be ok

It's shocking how offended my mum is by me not eating halal chicken

It's as if I've killed someone

Hard to believe she's lived here since the 60s

>>37542364
Lad, you haven't posted till you've posted a captcha-less post.

It's the only way to post

>>37542417
>when it's been several days since that tranny trip posted and you were just getting relaxed and comfy in the thread.

>>37542417
MAybe go and apologise to Arizona Burger

>>37542430
idk lad the 5 seconds it takes to type a captcha isn't that much of a burden on me

Crying cause i dropped my munchie box on the way home end my life now

>>37542352
get me a few cans of stella and I'll pay you back I swear, you know I'm good for it mate

>>37542454
Heh you deserve it jock

>>37542454

fucking hell lad. not a clever thing to do.

f

>>37542157
Please draw Tilde and Ebina cuddling under a cosy blanket.

>>37542454
Guess it's shite and sugar for tea now.

>>37542417
How have your opinions on feminism, politics and life in general changed now that you are on the road to transitioning?

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>>37542447
>the 5 seconds it takes to type a captcha
It all adds up lad

Please don't reply to this, your life is too precious do something constructive with the 5 seconds instead.

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>>37542178
Please no, I can't be fat~

>>37542410
W-was hoping you were going to hold mine desu~

>>37542535
assuming there was only one kidnapper we can both hold hands depending on which one he chooses to violate desu

>>37542319

Just got a 4 pack of export lad
5.25 from local paki shop

Drank enough wine to feel /comfy/

I really wish youtube wasn't dead I want to watch some history shit

>>37542443
They can fuck off

I'll get even with them in my own time

>>37542531
Always been a feminist, socially and economically left wing but anti-paki and anti-immigrant

Life is still as directionless and pointless as always

>>37542592
You should offer to do the shopping for her now you're earning and get all non-halal

How the fuck do normies have any time to do shift like work out or clean the house or do the garden?

I come back from work at 18:00, by the time I've settled down and made dinner it's 19:30, I might get an hour and a half of video games in and it's 21:00. Do about an hour of chinese takes me up till 22:00. And now I've got time to watch an hour of TV before bed.

Literally where is the time to do anything like socialise or clean?

>>37542600
I don't want to spend more than I have to

Already put almost half my wage on my credit card for my new wave of laser appointments

>>37542624
ikr

Can't even do any online shopping

>>37542524

Steady on lad, that's too lewd by anyone's standards, I'm not some kind of deviant

>>37542624

This is why they live for the weekend - because a full time job leaves no time for anything during the week.

>>37542588
YouTube isn't down for me, im listening to kt tunstall right now
>>37542592
What do you think about terfs?

Do you prefer the term transgender, transexual or something else?

Are you looking to go to a gender identity clinic?

Sorry for all the questions.

>>37542662
There's never enough time for me to do anything at the weekend either.

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>>37542588

Jewtube
user
/briandamage77/videos

Have fun my dood

searching for a you lads

please deliver.

What are you up to?

>>37542757
watching nonce hunting videos desu wbu?

>>37542671
>What do you think about terfs?
I understand why they think the way they do but they're wrong
They're not terrible people, it's just that they can't understand the struggles and feelings of trans people


>Do you prefer the term transgender, transexual or something else?
Transgender
I think sexual refers to someone who has had SRS

>Are you looking to go to a gender identity clinic?
uh,already asked, got referred to a general psych place instead and I'm starting counselling on Thursday but it's more for depression and communication

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>>37542624
>Do about an hour of chinese takes me up till 22:00

Good choice

>>37542782
thought I was shadowbanned for a second there.

Why anon? I hate vigilantism. Those guys are braindead idiots too. I understand them wanting to get dirty peds off the street but it's not the right way to go about it.

I'm about to make breakfast tbqh.

lads, why do guys talk about willy size? i dont mean in a macho way. because willy size is not constant, at least for me. it can go from an inch to seven inches throughout the day. so how do people know their willy size if it constantly changes?

>>37542821

Got to talk about something mate, dick size is as interesting as anything else.

>>37542661
P-Please do it. I'm beg you.

>>37542757
Here you go lad~

I'm playing with the Catto and deciding whether to go to bed or not~

>>37542838
don't go to bed. stay up all night with me :(

>>37542821
flaccid isn't in your dick size m8, dick size is the maximum erection you can obtain

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>>37541933
I leave something running all the time so it looks like I'm playing F1 constantly! Please don't worry about bothering me, I'll respond at some point!

She's just not talking which might be a good thing because she seems almost irritated by me now for some reason. It'll be good to get rid of her if she's gone off me

I should get them by the 13th! I'm quietly confident

How have you been buddy? You're so selfless so I like to check up to see if you're doing good too!

Does every country have a "gay" accent.

In English it's Welsh.

In Chinese it's Taiwanese

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>>37542757
heres a (you)

since you asked. I'm doing nothing at all, feel like shit and might breakdown. Incredibly tired with no end it sight. It doesn't feel like i'll be able to change enough to be happy, I wish I could consume media to distract me still but I'm tired of it and hate it all. I just have to sit endlessly thinking how i've failed and how i'll never get out.

never felt more dissociated from people, everyone turns at the flip of a switch, everyone just putting on a convenient facade, don't have the energy to deal with it

My sisters are refusing to talk to me

I'm not even sure why
They say it's because I'm not respectful to my mother but they choose to ignore me evert day no matter what I say

im eating seabrook crisps. anyone else a fan?

>>37542821
They measure it at it's biggest

>>37542783
What do you think about blanchardism?
Personally I'm not a fan, I just don't think the causes of gender dysphoria are understood at all.

>>37542947
Crisps are disgusting

>>37542947
Canadian ham boi

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>>37542947
one of my favourite crisp brands tbqh, what flavour lad?

>tfw now hugging a pillow for comfort

>>37542979
Whens your birthday lah?

>>37543008
late next month, haven't you found my identity yet gchq?

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>>37542848
As much as I would love to stay up with you anon, I am very sleepy and cannot stop yawning. I am really sorry desu but hopefully we'll see each other in the thread tomorrow~

>>37542924
I don't really know what to say desu. I really am sorry that you feel that way. I do think it is important to stress that these kinds of feelings are temporary and I hope you feel better soon! If you need talk then britfeel is here for you! I wish I could do more to help you. Love you lad~

>>37543008
>scally

>>37542979
>what flavour lad?

cheese and onion. these are classy crisps

>>37543022
Well I was going to offer to buy you a Ebina daki for your birthday but if you're gonna imply I work for those slimy fuckers you can sod off.

>>37542924
Sorry to hear that ebina. I'm up all night as usual and we can discuss shit later if you want?
>>37543031
No worries tilde have a nice sleep desu

>>37542924
i blame your parents tbqh. a lot of lads would end up in your position but there parents stop them

>>37543035
lah is about as scally as saying lad.

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>>37543031
>temporary
I crash every month or two, Its 1 step forward two steps back always. I've been trying to change for a year and i've been through 6-7 periods of complete defeat with sprinkles of optimistic periods in between. Ultimately I've barely moved in a year despite giving up on gaming and stuff.


>>37543044
don't like cheese and onion me, I'm boring and like sea salted desu

>>37543053
s-sorry anon

>>37543088
they've encouraged this lifestyle

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BREAKING: Picture found of Madoanon on his way to the club

>>37542957
I'm not a huge fan either, but the baked ones by walkers are pretty good

I was not paid for this post

>losing to everyone in tekken
>calling them all cunts when they beat me
>hope mic isn't secrely on

>>37543115
>s-sorry anon
Guess I can forgive you. You want a Daki or not?

>>37543115
>I'm boring and like sea salted desu

they are nice too

>they've encouraged this lifestyle

w-why have they done this, do they not see how much you are suffering?

who /jeansandsheux/ here

> go to get a bag of crisps
> looked like I was out of the flavour I wanted
> grab, what I thought was another type, in a slightly different coloured bag
> it turns out I actually had a pack left,
in the flavour I wanted
> the bag wasn't completely empty

ayy tidy.

>>37543156
sort of but I wouldn't give my adress away and would feel awful receiving any gift at all.

I even feel awful when my nan buys me chocolates, really don't deserve gifts or anything. I'll just sleep through my birthday as I have done for the rest of them so it doesn't really matter much.

>>37543178
I really don't know, they control my finances and stuff and think I'm too stupid to handle it myself so it makes just going my own way hard. Its too much to explain desu

Who here's heard of this weird ass horror called k-shop its on the sky movie boxset

Cutting out all booze and sticking to three healthy meals a day to lose weight.

Fuck its hard. Like eating healthily is fine but the hunger late in the evenings is tough. I'm sleeping earlier to fight it off.

>>37543223
Set up a PO Box with some of your neetbux.

Went on tinder for the first time since that lass ghosted me a few months back. Did the usual swipe left on a pile of skanks, found two decent seeming girls and swiped right.
Somehow matched both. Aint sent a message to either yet.
One's a dorky girl, septum piercing dyed hair and all those red flags. Other is a philipino girl, but looking at the tumblr she has linked I may as well delete her already. Weird as.
20 and she's posting about like how her dad has told her she can have a boyfriend now and like fucking full documentation about threesomes she's had.
Wack as, kinda wanna fuck her tho

>>37543223
>they control my finances and stuff and think I'm too stupid to handle it myself

now i know exactly why you are in this situation. this is definitely your parents fault. i reckon a lot of lads would sit at home at 16 and do fuck all if they could. your parents should of realised what would happen.

>>37543246
>sticking to three healthy meals a day to lose weight
thats too many meals if you're hoping to lose weight
3 meals a day was invented by the rich out of boredom.

>>37543246
Need to eliminate lunch and binge at night

>>37543060

>tfw ignored by ebina

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>Talk of bithdays
>Reminds me I share a birthday with a certain poster

Is captcha still down? I'm curious to know if the common riffraff can post.

>>37543283

Nah lad I've done this before but the initial hump is killing me.

>>37543317
It was only down for a few hours, relax

Post your streets on streetview lads

>>37543258
Tumblr link lad, curious about that threesome

Mummy just made me a ham, cheese and jalapeno toastie lads. True comfy

>>37543346
I haven't been paying attention to the thread. Shame is doesn't stay off forever

>>37543379

Now all she needs to do is make cummy whilst you eat it

>>37543282
i've though about it a lot, too late for a retrospective look though, but its so deep it seems impossible to break.

>>37543298
sorry there is a lot of (you)'s

>2200
>still barely dark out

>>37543305
Is it me, luv?

Live literally next to a bus garage

Can hear them from my room 24/7 coming and going.

Kinda comfy knowing I'm tucked in whilst listening to Wagie go back and forth.

>>37543356
I ain't linking it because I'm conscious there are people who would contact her. Just one post tho, massive wall of text already detailing every single fucking act. Details about his dick, the other girl's orgasm sounds and loads more shit.
Girl's obvi not on there for dating

>>37543441

Did she mention if either of them got creampied?

>>37543439
Should be a TV channel called "The Ants Channel" where it's just footage of wagies trundling back and forth in their jobs in silence and looking depressed

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>>37543441
Fucking rank desu, wish nice cute women existed. How can anyone be attracted to roast beef

The more I think about my rejection the more pissed I get. I sent an e-mail to my uni teacher saying how I liked her and had grown feelings for her over a long period, and that I just wanted to know what she thought.

Instead of being a nice person and saying "no I'm sorry, I do not reciprocate" or some excuse like "I have a bf" she says "this is not appropriate and regrettable you wrote that - but good luck in your life!" What a bitch. I know what I did was cringe as fuck and I was drunk at the time, but I think I deserved just a little better than that.

This was the first time I ever said anything like this to a female, KHV at 24. Think I'll be dying alone boys. God my life fucking sucks.

>>37543409
>but its so deep it seems impossible to break.

you could get through this, it would take a while though.

>>37543478

I love watching wage drag himself to work on a cold, wet morning whilst I drink a cup of coffee by a warm radiator.

>>37543552
>coffee
YANKS OUT

>when your oneitis uploads a ridiculously hot pic to instagram
I have a sad boner lads

>>37543581

Friendly reminder that twice as much coffee is drunk in the UK than tea.

How do young feel about the state of your country?

>>37543523
I always do a little digging on people. I dunno if it seems stalkerish or what but I like to get an inkling about what I'm getting into. Like in the space of a few minutes my view of this girl went from kinda cute normie, to shy weeb, to raging slut ott otaku.

The white bih seems like a shitposter, may be cool. Still unsure whether to delete the flip or mention the tumblr and just sling one up her

>all these faggots talking about their phone apps
>I am so robot I have never even owned a phone at 25
>parents micromanage my entire life for me
>it's every bit as terrible as it sounds and means my social life is 100% dead

>>37543715
yeah sounds like me but I bought a phone at 23, only get a text every month from my mum asking if I want mcdonalds bringing home. portable shitposting device isn't that bad though

>>37543715
A true robot. Assuming you're a NEET?

>>37543618
fucking uncontrolled labour immigration

>>37543715
Wow well done you're such a fuck up good job congrats

>thinking about the past
>used to be considered funny, attractive, liked by my peers in primary school
>bullied to fuck and back in secondary by an ugly fat lesbo, a lanklet chav and a nigger
>this ruined my confidence for life and made me fall out of the popular group of kids, as well as put on weight and become fatass
>become social recluse with only a few friends
>years pass, mid 20s now and no RL friends besides 1 guy from school who is not as socially retarded as me despite being full schizo
>all friends from secondary have high paying jobs or got good degrees
>I live with parents, am KHV, and lately I just sit around doing fucking nothing in a state of utter despair
If I could I would go back in time and fucking murder those kids, they fucked up my life. Before they bullied the shit out of me I was full of confidence.

>>37543734
Least I'm not alone. Fucking hated at school everyone wanking to their phones when they're 12 and it will continue for the rest of my life. Just kill me.

>>37543752
At the moment yes. I got a degree in History last year but I have no idea if I'm even getting a grade atm, I am terrified to ask in case I fucked up somehow. I only did the degree because my parents wanted the loan money. They are not paying back the loan either because they say it was "rent" for me living at home. Not like I'll suicide, but I'm probably a good candidate for death.

>>37543796
I don't understands fags like this, it's r9k what do you expect. Thnik this is /soc/?

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I hate the wind, it ruins the quiet atmosphere of a good /nightwalk/. Ill still go out later though ofcourse

Going to make some toast and hummus lads.

>Two chicken tendies
>Chips
>Spaghetti

I know this is pathetic but I'm actually proud of myself for putting some frozen shit in the oven. I've been living off takeaway for a while.

Isn't it funny how depression turns you into a child that sees a victory in having enough motivation to do the shittiest little chore? A chore that involves self-sustenance?

Why is my brain so broken lads? Is it the internet? It's the internet isn't it.

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>ate some american cheese
>now my stomach feels off
Why did I buy that shit?
Post 'em

>>37543827
Well done lad look after yourself.

>>37543820

Has anything dangerous ever happened on a /nightwalk/?

Any dodgy characters tried to mess with you?

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>tfw can't even do a fast food job

>>37543815
No, but you brag about being useless like it's some sort of fucking achievement and you put in loads of effort and deserve a pat on the back for being so trash

>>37543870
How the fuck am I bragging? I'm incredibly depressed about how fucked and unfair my life is, and hate myself for how I've fucked up everything. If that is bragging about an achievement to you, you are a retard.

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>>37543820
went for a morning walk the other day, was a guy walking agressively towards me in an open area. Heart was racing really did panic, started swerving to the left so our paths wouldn't join while monitoring him closely, soon as he got behind me I legged it as fast as I could

don't think I could take a night walk unless I had someone with me

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>tfw you have a spreadsheet with every council in England, and the colour of their bins

>>37543855

seen plenty of dodgy characters over the years, only time ive really been fucked with is when a crackhead tried to jump me after i didnt give him "20p for the bus"(at 2am in an area with no nightbuses). He squared up to me, pushed me and said something about knocking me out, i didnt move, then he took a swing at me, just without thinking i ducked, managed to push him backwards and trip him up, he hit the ground like a sack of shit too, much harder than i was expecting, just after i saw him hit the ground i switched from fight to flight and legged it, fast too. I was impressed with myself that night, both that i managed to defend myself, and how fast/far i could run considering im a heavy smoker

>>37543826
>toast and hummus

Do you have anything to tell us meighty?

>on 10-6 shift this week
>got home at 19:20 tonight
>clock turned 20:00 by the time I had made and eaten dinner

It is now probably past the point where I should actually be in bed asleep in order to not be fucked tomorrow morning to top it all off. 2 and a half hours of """free""" time.

>>37543894
Dude I've known plenty of people who see being the most fucked up as a point of pride.
If you think that the idea that you may be acting that way is retarded, then you must be lying about your age

>>37543870
>bullying one of the few actual robots ITT
get out

>>37543923
You probably killed a crackhead tbqh m8.

Enjoy your murder warrant.

put the base of my willy in between my two fingers and started rocking it frantically till piss started flinging all over the place

>>37543932
It's a strange angle to take but okay, point to what part of my post was "proud" of what I've done. I'll be waiting.

>>37543939

nah, it happened in an area covered by CCTV, they would have easily found me by now if i managed to murder him, and it would have been manslaughter anyway

>>37543948
whyd you do that ebin

>>37543948
why do you only have two fingers?

please god let jeremy corbyn become prime minister on Thursday

please.

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>>37543995
how did you know?

oriror

>>37543905
You'll never have anyone to walk with you

you're unwashed and disgusting

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>>37544037
I've already come to terms with this anyway anon. We can all fantasize though

>remember girls in secondary school who now obviously wanted to get on my cock
>mostly when not fat at 13-15yo
>never realized this, thought I was still fat from primary school
>after that basically no female attention for rest of my life
>I was one of those faggots in the green text who is completely retarded and turned down free sex basically
>hair all fell out at 18, yellow teeth, 200lb fatass and 5'8 manlet
>now KHV at 24, living with parents, probably never going to have sex

>>37544027
cause no one else would do something that gross

>>37543905
I'd walk with you lad. Although I've gone off nightwalking after I kept trespassing and it got too risky

>>37544080
Dunno lad I got fucked up and smeared my shit on a bus shelter at 4am once.

>>37543925
Alright, I put some tomatoes on top.

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>>37544098

tresspassing where lad? care to share a story or two? Ive been considering looking around some abandoned pubs and warehouses i know of

>>37543935
>bullying
How weak does one have to be to feel bullied by this elmayo

>>37543957
That you felt the need to come in blaring with
>well I'm so robot I get like a million robot points and that makes me the winner
kinda attitude
Like it's a competition.

>>37544132
Requesting the anti-bully rangers and nice posting to put a stop to this meanie

>have to get a job soon say parents
>probably end up working at Sainsbury's
>a chance even they won't have me despite my worthless degree in humanities
>told parents who bully me constantly about getting a job I'm fine with Sainsbury's and no longer care
>instead of ... relief? respect? care? They go into a fucking greed mode and say I should aim for "proper job" because of my degree and that Sainsbury's would be a failure
>after months of screaming at me to get a job, now they have high standards
>ask them what job I should get
>a fucking primary school teacher
I honestly lost it and told them to fuck off with that shit, they said I remind them of a faggot teacher I once had at primary school because "I'm kind."

Parents used to always bully me that I was gay even though I'm not. It just never fucking ends with the torment.

>>37544132
Well yeah because this is the board for robots and maybe you don't belong here if you're so offended by someone talking about being a fucking robot, ever consider that?

>>37544179
Offended? Sorry, but who came screaming into the thread crying about "fucking faggots with their phone apps"?
Not your safe space, spastic

>>37544179
and when I say bully I mean as a fucking child, my parents always with my sister would tease me that I was gay and say "it's okay if you are :v)" my sister fucking loved that shit.

>>37544195
I was making a relevant point about the thread discussion cucksocker, ironic you say I'm the one considering it a "safe space." The faggot doth protest too much.

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>>37544177
you rang?

orginale

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I just ate an entire box of these in one sitting.............

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>>37544177
Look at this dog!

>>37544230
Look nice lad. Where you get them?

>>37541563
It sounds like it is definitely your fault fampai.
You should never feed it's a mean thing to do.
If worse comes to worse just mute them and cry (it's how i got to diamond)

Anyone else here have their parents abuse them as a lad?

One parent literally wiped shit in my face one time. It's the most humiliating thing to happen to me, when I was about 9. Can't say it got any funnier over time.

>>37544241
Tesco, 1 pound

They taste really good. My favorite by far.

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My arse is sore. First one to guess why gets some free cock fun

>>37543905
i would go on a night walk you. i always go on night walks. there are some cool places i know.

next time i am out, i will take some pics.

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>>37544291

>i will take some pics.

Please do, i love seeing comfy pictures from other /nightwalk/ers

>>37544277
you're a fat disgusting neet whos been in a computer chair for the last 18 hours wanking to trap hentai?

>>37544260
Wow for some reason I cried slightly after writing this, I suppressed this memory. To be honest I probably deserved it because I suck as a person and I don't know why I get to live while other far better people (AKA literally everyone else) had to die at my age.

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>>37540897
.
.
.
.
.
>Homeless man comes into the surgery
>Sticks of cider and piss
>Claims he needs to catch a bus
>Wants me to give him 20p
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37544306
will do lad. should have took some pics on sunday

madotsuki where are you

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some lad was asking for this the other day, here you go.

>>37544493
I'm still up, what do you want, lad?

threads dead already?

wew

>>37544632
Boring init lad, im just contemplating going to the shop and getting 20 cigs, even though i know ill be disappointed in myself since im supposed to be packing in (again) seems like i cant even do 24 hours

>>37544630
post tiny toes

>>37544674
Are you trying to stop cold turkey? I've heard it's easier if you don't

>>37544709

yea i have been, and you mean its easier if i cut down? or its easier if i dont stop, because ill admit not quitting or cutting down is piss easy, whoever told you that has a legit point

>>37541261
How is this even an argument? Who the fuck would rather eat beetles instead of wings?

>>37544372
You didn't deserve it robot, your parent sounds like a shit person. I hope you have a good day tomorrow. If you ever want to chat I can leave a throwaway for you to email me on.

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>>37543834
>Post 'em

Where are all the other waifufags at tbqh

I wonder what happened to Alphys waifu anon

>>37544733
I read somewhere it helps if you think of yourself as a non-smoker as opposed to someone who has quit smoking.

I'm proud of everyone surviving this far. Shit's not easy. Well done robots.

>>37544733
I heard that's it's frustrating g stopping completely, you should phase it out slowly, and try to distract your self with other things. Also I've heard that you can practice willpower and self control on smaller things first then build your way up

Take all this with a grain of salt, I don't really know what I'm talking about

>>37544810
If I can make it to 30 it'll be a miracle.

>>37544816
dessy the willpower on other things could help me, ive also been trying to cut down fapping/porn and trying to get in bed before 5am every night

Muslim girl i used to "date" told her family about me.
Next kebab you have could have me in lads.

Pray for me

>>37544774
Thanks man, that means a lot, was getting really depressed no one even replied here to me spilling my soul out. I can't blame my parents too much, I am a worthless piece of shit that everyone hates and probably wouldn't care if I was dead.

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>>37543834
Posting desu, first night without booze in almost a week. Need to save it for the weekends so its more enjoyable.

Can't stop listening to that little mix song lads

>>37544854
Should we get chilli, garlic or both on ya lad?

>>37544810
Thanks that's very sweet of you.
>>37544836
I'm trying to get a better sleep schedule as well, also need to cut down on video games. Its easy enough when I spend all day on 4chan, although that's not quite what I'm going for.

>>37544878
Anything to mask the flavor geezer.

No matter how much fat they fry me in, i don't think i would taste good.

Why is it so quiet in here tonight? has everyone gone out normying or something?

>>37544869
Sorry I really should have replied. Being abused as a child is horrible. Some people just aren't ready to look after children properly I guess.
I don't know if it would help, but maybe seeing a therapist might help you.
Sometimes there are just things you need to talk to other people about.

>>37544985
I tend to rewrite my posts a few times before posting. I still feel like it isn't enough sometimes though.

>>37544985
britnormie and his 100 vpn personalities are having the evening off

>>37542624
Remove one half hour if video games per day. Use the slot as follows, one exercise, one clean, one exercise, one garden, one exercise. Then you've still got the whole weekend to do as you please.

Who would win in a fight between len and tilde?

I think len would convince tilde not to fight then sucker punch him.

I just bought a 4k monitor for 220 brit dollars:

http://www.ebuyer.com/756117-acer-rt280k-28-4k-ultra-hd-led-monitor-um-pr0ee-001

I was going to buy a 600 brit dollars on when I had the money, but this should do for a few months.

Better than my TV I got, it doesn't cope with my 1070.

>>37544792
Ebina and tilde have made me post less so maybe that's happened to them?

>>37545029
I want to do therapy but I have no money, parents literally take all of it.

>>37545085

Tilde is the 'ardest lad on /britfeel/. Which just makes me wonder, of all the personalities here, who would be the best and worst fighters?

>Tilde
>ebin
>len
>nightwalker
>stuck in east devon
>pakiboo
>shipposter
>service station anon

and all the others i cant think of right now

Going to Download Festival tomorrow, what's to be expected?

>>37544985
I'm mostly just drinking and staring into space

>>37545131
>shipposter
would be my guess

>>37545131
i think madoanon is the surprise champ
he'd just go round kicking people in the shins and head butting them in the cock

>>37545085
Len is actually quite a Big Guy, sorry to those who imagine him as a tiny twink. I think he'd wreck tilde without breaking a sweat.

>>37545131
Dunno who's the best fighter. I know who would be the best friend tho. (It's a tie between Tilde and Ebin)

>>37542447
If you fill in 10 captchas a day, that's 5 hours a year wasted filling in captcha shit. Not to mention the shitty captchas that take longer because of fucking verification and shit

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>tfw I can't even make online friends
Looks like I'm here to be alone

>>37545474
I'm here but I'm also a terrible person and a drunk piece of shit

>>37545170

I'd probably be a better fighter than most, but I'm sure some could be me in britfeel

>>37545521
How tough is pikeyanon I wonder? Probably quite a hard lad.

>>37545538

quite hard, I rekon nightwalker would put up a good fight too

>>37545474
Used to be able to, no idea how people do it these days

I actually have no idea how 'ard I am. I have gypsy blood and lift but I never leave the house and havent gotten into a fight since school.

anybody else freezing??

Britfeel fight club when?

>>37545474

Me neither, man. I'm a boring shit IRL and online it's only worse.

>tfw non-person

Nightwalk time. Hopefully it'll dampen the despair so I can sleep.

>>37545639
I was thinking about making an app like tinder but for fighting.

>>37545633
My feet are cold

>>37545633
pls respond pls britfeel pls

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>get message from mutual friend asking for oneitis's address because she's gone mental again and needs to call an ambulance
>feel sad as fuck because I blocked her and been doing my best to ignore her
>decide to check her social media to see what she's been up to
>this is the last pic she uploaded to insta
sure her parents will love it if this was her last message to the outside world before killing herself

>>37545737
Sad to hear man. Can we have her nudes if she offs herself?

>>37545737

>give insta now

Have you ever gotten with her?

I fucking live for crazy hot chicks. They're all I can get.

bit bloody cold innit?

>>37545763
>Have you ever gotten with her?
No I'm one of the losers of /britfeel/.
>>37545760
I dont have any nudes sorry. I'll post more pics in a bit since I'm quite drunk and used a thingy to download all her posts.

I suspect a lot of people here also post in the other /brit/ threads scattered throughout 4chan. Especially the /int/ one.

Bit upsetting tbqh. This is my only place of posting and I feel betrayed.

>>37545788
Get in your bed anon and you will be fine

I'm under a quilt and two blankets so im toasty... if you want you can come for a cuddle.

>>37545813

I tried posting in /int/ for a while, it was ok but i just prefer here, probably because ive been a regular here for nearly 2 years now

>>37545816
fuck off homo
ori

>>37545851
Cuddling isn't homo it's just comfy and i could snap your hekken neck you little fairy poof.

>>37545840
All the others ones are way too normie. There's less memes too.

This is nice tight knit community too. You don't get that anywhere else.

>>37545813
Similar feel. When I go through britfeel now every post seems to be some kind of in joke between different groups of posters The forced memes are shit and there's near zero decent content. Moaned for years though and I'm still here- there's just nowhere else to go.

>>37545813

shipanon here and I only post in /britfeel/. I do occasionally browse brit/pol/ and the only thread on int I post in is the /nederdraad/ from time to time

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Lads, who remembers this BBC classic? Used to love it back in the day.

>>37545921
>classic
thanks for making me feel old chief

>>37545921
my mum brought me this when I was sick to cheer me up

how do i avoid getting murdered by a paki

>>37545921
>classic
>18 years ago
Fucking hell

>>37545965

move to Poland or Japan

>>37545813
i only post on here. i sometimes go on /pol/ when there is a happening.

>>37546069
Reckon people who go on /pol/ are gonna end up on a watchlist.

>>37546086
Anyone with any significant history with this site is probably on some sort of watchlist.

I have a feeling in 10 years I'll be dragged out of my workplace and away from my family kicking and screaming as I'm labelled a political dissident.

>>37546150
I doubt you'll be carted off for moaning about your job or no gf on an anime forum anon.

>>37545962
Sounds mega comfy lad. Did you have a favourite episode?

>>37546086
maybe but i imagine the mi5 just see most of them as a joke

>>37546150
you should be alright lad. if a stalin type character does take over, the britfeel lads will have your back.

>>37546183
>>37546228

>associated with a website that was the birth of the anonymous movement and attempts to be a bastion of free speech, no matter how gratuitously vulgar, in the age of the NSA/GCHQ and five eyes. wew.

>>37546228

>the britfeel lads will have your back.

This is why we need to determine who is the best fighter, we need a leader for the rebellion

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Madoanon has been training hard to become the next Chun-Li. He will protect us.

>>37546276
i lift, i used to do boxing and martial arts. I also sometimes read history books and i have read a few military campaigns

>>37546354
I'm a reincarnated 19th century general with the British forces. I'll be taking over lads.

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>>37543834
Got company of heroes 2 a few days ago.

FUCK OKW, FUCK THE LUCHS, FUCK THE PANTHER, AND FUCK THE KING TIGER, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

It's pretty fun TBQH. Stay-up-till-four-in-the-morning fun. I basically only play British Forces, because muh patriotism, and because Royal Engineers + Anvil Tactics = Dead Enemy Infantry. Having two Brens and a Vickers in a squad is fucking broken as hell.

Plus 3-Inchers and Bofors.

Anyway... posted.

>>37544792
I was too busy playing vidya.

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>>37546389
o-ok lad

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What do you fellow NEETs write on your NEETbux activity history?

How am I supposed to prove that I've spent enough time looking for work? I can't just claim I spent 6 hours browsing jobs on the internet...

>>37545921
>half of this info is now wrong
>no one has any idea what they're on about

Dinosaur Palaeontology is the worst fucking meme in all of the natural sciences

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>tfw family constantly insults my faith which makes me question it
>tfw my faith is the only thing keeping me from killing myself

>>37546755
Just tell em they're going to hell and be smug about it

>>37546707
what about the stuff by henry agrippa? his stuff seemed like a mega meme

>>37546755
you a christian lad? tell them to fuck off. your faith is personal.

>>37546777
>pious trips
Maybe this is a sign

>>37546789
At least that guy is known as a crackpot

Dino scientists actually think they have legitimacy.

it's a late night vidya edition?

What you playing boys?

>>37546840
nothing atm but i was playing tekken 7.

>>37546686
yeah you can
I apply for 2 a week (well, I say that I apply for them)
and in 3 years they've never asked any questions beyond
>so how's the job search going

>>37546755
Stay strong lad. It's for you not them.

How bad will this thread be on election night?

>>37546923
Abysmal and unusable.

>>37546901
I take it they don't actually check if you applied for the jobs?