Fembot thread

>>37303796
>tfw lesbian
>tfw there are no other lesbians on r9k
>tfw every fembot here only wants dick

>>37303796
Other fembots are plebs to hickbot.

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Why are jews so ugly?

>>37303796
only guys find this kind of porn hot, nice try

>>37303831
Lies. There's a lesbian in Austria, Australia, 2 in the US, one in France, one in Poland. That's all I know right now.

You meant to say
>tfw european
>tfw there are no clingy obsessive yandere gfs in europe
>tfw every fembot is normal and in the US

>>37303839
Their appearance reflects their twisted souls, Im sure OP is quite the bagel gremlin

>>37303852
I don't believe you I've been posting about tfw no lesbians for a while and never seen any here.

>Chad will never take your virginity
why live?

Bad image to start your thread with. Fembots hate niggers and love cute, little, intact virgin penises.

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>>37303831
Austrian lezbot here, we exist.
But honestly it's not worth mentioning often unless you want to find someone to lewd with on discord or something.

>>37303920
That's because Chad is not gay. And liking traps is gay.

>>37303924
no we don't bout to go fap to some intracranial

>>37303924
This. We aren't as degenerated as all those hustling malebots here.

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>>37303924
>tfw my penis got mutiliated when I didn't have a voice to defend myself

Only fembots and femboys allowed in this discord
[GCvB5]
WARNING: EXTREMELY HOT

>>37303925
oh so you never tell anyone?
fuck that I just want to know other lesbians come here

>>37303992
They're all degenerate horny whores pretty much. As said by >>37303925

The only thing you'll get out of them is some moaning on voicechat and then they're gone.

>>37303992
I don't really like announcing it needlessly.
Well, now you know, we exist. I know there's a pretty qt Polish one and some German one but that's all I know.

>>37304003
But yeah, they're all pretty horny. Not surprisingly I guess.

>>37304003
>>37304012
is it too fucking much to ask for a gf really

>>37304028
Yeah it is.
t. Guy who wants gf
Anyway turn prison straight for me please

>>37304028
I mean, if you want an e-gf, just announce your gayness in femanon threads and exchange discord with whatever girls pop up.
And then get bored of each other after four hours of uninterrupted masturbation, and do the same thing again next week.

>>37303925
Kill yourself worthless fucking cunt

>>37303943
be my friend pIease now fem

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>>37304045
>And then get bored of each other after four hours of uninterrupted masturbation
This is what lesbians think an """e-gf""" is.
Absolutely disgusting.

>>37304077
I'm just saying that seems to be how people here usually do it, because they're all thirsty as fuck.

>>37303796
How do I get my gf to eat my poop fembots?

>>37304203
Just ask her how she can even say she loves you if she hasn't eaten your poop. Flawless.

>>37304203
Start by example, show her how good it would be.

>>37304247
But I'm not into eating poop I want her to eat poop

How come a girl be alone?
Every women has admirers, shes never truly alone.

>>37304260
If you don't eat if for yourself first for a few times and show her how much fun this is, how could she aknowledge that it is?

99% of "fembots" here are just trannies roleplaying, or just plain men

t. tranny that rps as female all the time

>>37304431
Thats really over blown unless there's something like 4,700 trannies and men RPing on this board as fembots.

T. Genetic female who knows of around 47-50 other genetic females who browse this board almost exclusively

>>37304431
I'm a female(female) and larp as male most of the time.

>>37304465
prove it :^)

that's always the thing that gets trannies shaking in their boots, being asked for cold hard proof, they usually try and beat around the bush by posting body parts of theirs thats possibly feminine either by hrt or other means

still though, i didnt say ALL were, just most are

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>>37304465
>>37304487
Come on now, pics or gfto.

>>37304487
I don't LARP but I don't really mention my gender because it just derails threads.

>>37304531
but I like to mention my gender all the time it derails threads and it's funny

I'm a girl btw

I order a cute fembot to reply to this post right now.

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>>37304502
>>37304509
Here, i posted them once before so maybe someone will recognize and back it up or something to further prove the point.

Also theres a few female only discords floating around and plenty are from here.

>>37304594
>beyond morbidly obese
That explains it.

>>37304594
nice timestamp & gyno, have you had SRS yet?

>>37304594
Nevermind. Google image links directly to the thread in question since it archived. Enjoy.

>>37304578
D-define "cute"

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>>37304509
there you go
now post balls or GTFO

>>37304594
Marry me so could get citizenship

>>37304605
I'm a little chubby but i work a ranch in bumfucknowhere so go fuck yourself I don't have time for a gym routine or a gym for said routine. I think the real issue is shits hard on the body and i'm on the wrong side of 25 so i got muffining and sag is sadly setting in.
>>37304628
Married to my work.

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>>37304651
>I work a ranch
Well, that's fitting for a titcow

>>37304670
I hire an extra Hand to make sure i stay milked i assure you.

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>>37303796
i want sex but i'm actually afraid of doing it irl
what does this mean?

>>37304594
>tfw you never emailed me despite genuine interest in what you were saying
why

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>>37304677
Why are titcows so shamelessly lewd

>>37304465
Any clingy obsessive vidya fembots in europe who want a bf?
Please help me.

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>>37304651
>I'm a little chubby
Literally head sized saggy af tits that are the same size as your giant gut. "chubby"

>I don't have time for a gym routine or a gym for said routine
Literally all you have to do is eat less calories. At your mass you could literally eat an entire plate of brownies and lose weight.

>I think the real issue is shits hard on the body and i'm on the wrong side of 25 so i got muffining and sag is sadly setting in.

You only lose around 100-250 calories max as you age.

I tell the fembots to LEAVE and NEVER come back! You gals don't know anything!!

>>37304696
Because my phone permanently died in a bad way so the screencap is gone forever as are a lot of shit.
I JUST found out the image links back to the thread when google image searching it so problem solved but never trust portable chargers.

>>37304761
[email protected]
please send email

>>37304699
Why not? We can't exactly hide the bodies we got they're literally made for sex and to make men horny might as well embrace it.
>>37304700
>europe
Sorry...
>>37304761
Well shit, nevermind again. It just goes to a 404 page when i click it cause mods took it down instead of the actual archived thread.

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>>37304781
>embrace being a slut
TITCOWS

>>37304779
uhm. for what purpose?

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>>37304781
>Sorry...
AAAA WHY
WHY AM I ALIVE IN THIS CONTINENT

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>>37304781

do titcows like skinny guys with big cocks?

>>37304616
it can't be defined. I just know it when i see it.

You're probably cute. A lot of fembots are too hard on themselves. Of course, if you wanted to send me a pic you could. You know, just for your sake, so I can tell you exactly how cute you are.

You should grateful I'm willing to take time out of my day to do this for you.

>big titty ranch gf
Hmmmmm

>>37304796
Because you owe me an email

>>37304795
I'm a different titcow but its really fun sometimes honestly! Mostly only on the internet tho!!

>>37304809
>tfw no big dick to impregnate titcows
why even live man?

>>37304816
I don't owe you shit

>>37304832
You promised me an email before and never sent
bully

>>37304812
I think I'm pretty realistic about myself desu. Not a lot of curves, too thin, an anon said I look like "I've only ever read about sleep in books and didn't like the concept".

>>37304818
>overrun by titcows
Why

>>37304846
I'm 42/29/45 and.. definitely like showing off in the appropriate contexts? Mostly over discord/email desu.

>>37304846
Y-you have eyebags?
Cute. CUTE CUTE

>>37304816
Thats not me you're replying to. Gimme a bit.
>>37304795
>using stolen pics at me
that you PorBi?
>>37304809
I got ranch hands for that.

>>37304864
I'm jealous, I wanna work at a ranch! I feel like my tits are wasted in my former job & now being a neet ;__;

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>>37304864

are you saying you employ people who will milk my cock?

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>>37304853
Yeah, I'm mostly just fucking with you, I'd probably be more willing to show off if I had huge milkbags to be proud of desu. To each their own and all.

>>37304859
Yeah and just generally kinda always look tired I guess.
To be fair I rarely sleep more than 5 hours so it's expected.

>>37304864
>PorBi
No but I've heard she's qt. I'm Austria.

>>37304846
I like thin girls better than titcows myself.

Don't ever trust what anybody says on here. They're usually just trying to fuck with you.

except for me you can trust me, my intentions are pure. Got any hobbies?

>>37304864
use a throwaway email

>>37304846
>Not a lot of curves, too thin, an anon said I look like "I've only ever read about sleep in books and didn't like the concept".

Same, add in disproportionately short, hormonal defect level flat, wide waist, small very gradual hips, scoliosis, self harm scars, and a super old looking face. Can't even pander to the super rare loli fetishists that would settle.

>>37304904

if your feet or armpits stink or you fart a lot i'd still love you forever

>>37304890
Shitposting, vidya, usual Internet shit, gymnastics and ballet occasionally because my mom makes me, alibi """studying""" so I don't get kicked out, that's it really.

>>37304912
Does anyone even like those things irl or is just a fantasy thing? There's tons of scat porn and other niche fetishes but almost nothing like that.

>>37304904
Can we at least get your tits?

>>37304904
>Can't even pander to the super rare loli fetishists that would settle.
You only need to be clingy and love me forever and play vidya with me.

and be in yurope

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>>37304938

gross girls are the best

not into scat but a girl with smelly armpits and feet is the hottest thing ever. all i want is to cuddle her while she farts under the sheets.

>>37304921
A ballerina. Never thought I'd see that on this board. What vidya you play?

Also, are you flexible?

>>37304889
>my pour crop stolen within hours of inception then passed around like a biker girlfriend
You monster. you the one working a farm over in eurostan or is that the other european dyke?
>>37304888
No i employ people to work on my ranch. Sometimes they pull double duty for me.
>>37304872
It takes a certain type and its fucking hard work. Big tits honestly make it worse cause your shoulders hurt from work and them.
>>37304893
Hold your horses i'm getting one up. I'm also doing things between shitposts hence these block replies instead of individual snappy ones. Gmail suddenly decided it needs a phone number to make new accs...

>>37304889
I'm a 36E!! They're not huge, but I'd say they're pretty big? I'm 5'5 so they're at least a little unproportional?? nonproportional?? Whatever the word is

Would any fembot ever fuck a non-light skinned spic?

>>37303831
Where are you from? and are you a girl (female) or (male)?

>>37304986
>It takes a certain type and its fucking hard work. Big tits honestly make it worse cause your shoulders hurt from work and them.

Okay like honestly my main interest is easy access to [spoilers]a milker honestly?? c..can they be turned down so they wont tear my nipples off or whatever, i'm embarrassingly into being milked and stuff whoops[/spoilers]

>>37304986
Poor*. Damn auto correct.

>>37305003
I FUCKED UP SO BAD!! Fuck!! Oh well!!

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>>37304971
Well, not a great one. It's just my mother's fixed idea of how I should be.
Been mostly playing RS2 and WoW on a TBC server lately.

Sorta flexible yeah. Not "give myself oral" flexible but close enough I guess. N-not that I ever tried.

>>37304986
Nope, total city girl. I don't want to be anywhere without fast Internet.
Also sorry for accidentally stealing pics.

>>37304991
>they're not huge
>tfw 32B
Fuuuuucking titcows

>>37305003
Nowhere near as fun as they seem but yes milkers have shit in them to provide proper suction without causing harm. Milk comes out at different pressures depending on the cow and not having the pressure be variable would be an issue.

>tfw titcow
>tfw everything well fitting looks lewd
>tfw everything baggy makes me look fat
WHY

>>37305029
I'm already lactating, and an electric hand sized breastpump is enough for me but holy shit I'm happy to hear that, almost? To know a huge part of my kink is actually possible is nice!

>>37304944
I'm covered in fresh self harm scars and literally titless. Search breast amastia.

>>37304945
Burgerland, but I'm not getting into another relationship with zero attraction. I tried having a robot bf before and got so anxious I threw up all the time and had anxiety attacks. I can't do anything romantic knowing someone finds me disgusting and has to think about someone else the entire they're with me. I'm just waiting till I have enough for implants. When you start off this way you need several surgeries to stretch to a b-cup, much less anything else.

>>37305021
dunno what RS2 is but I hate MMOs.

Alright look. I'm gonna need a pic of you ok? So, how you wanna do this.

also are you one of the lesbians? This thread seems to be filled with them

>>37305059
>ywn make a depressed and insanely insecure girl like this happy because you live in the shithole known as europe
It's not fair lads. IT'S NOT FAIR.
Whatever you look like, I'd love you forever if you loved me.

>>37305036
What's the problem with looking lewd?

>>37305068
Rising Storm 2. From the Red Orchestra series. It's pretty gud.
And I'd rather not post a pic of myself, I get mild panic about having one flying around already.
Yeah I'm a dyke. Wouldn't say filled but if robots can go prison gay, I'm guessing some femanons start getting off to girls too.

>>37305037
Milkers function differently. Hand pumps have the nozzle head flared for our anatomy milkers have them tubed for cow teets or dicks.
>>37305021
>city girl
Shit. Here i thought i could have had a mailorder bride that could do ranch work. i just rigged most of the ranch up with wifi. You could play games in any of the hideaway shacks with decent ping so i'm told.apology accepted and fyi there was a eurodyke who works her daddy or grandpa's farm bemoaning no gf. Scoop her up or something.

>>37305102
Not them but it can be a bit embarrassing sometimes. I'm a 36E and like, even a messenger bag can look lewd on me? Like if I let it just bisect my cleavage, I mean. I usually opt to carry it on my shoulder even if it sucks because people do a lot of staring at a strap being kind of enveloped by my breasts, lol

>>37305059
>breast amastia
how bad is it?

>>37305090
What are your interests? not her btw

>>37305104
ah yeah. wasn't that free recently? Should've grabbed it.

How about this. I'll shave my beard, put on a wig and some panties, and you can sit on my face and pretend. Sound good?

>>37305102
I've been groped a few times. I wouldn't mind dressing lewd if my boyfriend was around to protect me though.

>>37305123
I mainly play vidya and listen to music to pass the time. I'm interested in WW2 history, nature docus, programming and watching tv. Boring I know. What do you like?

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>>37303796

>tfw your board's user base has devolved into a bunch of roastie worshiping cucks that erp on a Manchurian Duck Fishing Chatroom

>tfw 85% of "fembots" are actually just text and aren't even real women, just men pretending

>tfw /soc/ and other board's garbage people manage to spill into here because it's as free as /b/, but not as shitty

>I've witnessed this place slowly transforming from a hugbox for autists and outcasts into /b/+/soc/ electric boogallo over the past five or six years

>all of these cringe posts of people saying "le fembot here, I'm a girl and I'm not like the other grills xD"

>fucking fembot threads and other garbage threads everyday

I hate this board. Thankfully I only lurk like twice a week for an hour.

>>37305120
Would I need to do any actual farm work or milking animals except you I mean? I'm averse to any actual work desu.

>>37305135
Red Orchestra 2 was/is free for the weekend I believe, Rising Storm is basically the successor, in Vietnam instead WW2 but it basically plays the same. Give it a try.

Well while that sounds like a fun story I'm afraid the penis thing is still a deal breaker, sorry dude. And men smell weird and grunt really unsexily.

are there any titcows in here who aren't obese?

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>>37305090
I'm honestly way too jealous for someone from here anyway t.bh.

>>37305122
>how bad is it?
Literally nothing, if you have even an aa-cup that isn't pure fat like man tits it's not amastia. It can however be uneven and sometimes nipples are missing as well. This site doesn't seem to come up in google for some reason.
http://www.pathologyoutlines.com/topic/breastamastia.html

>>37305203
>actual work
Often boring and arduous work but depending on the season and circumstances days can end early.

>>37305227
>jealous
Jealous about what? What would you be jealous about?

>>37305151
Hardly any of those are real interests besides history, you need to develop your personality before finding a gf. If you do find one, she'll just cuck you for someone better, which from what you posted wouldn't be hard.

>>37305037
What a cute cow! Wow!

i bet femanons have very hairy vaginas

>>37305219
>obese
I'm 4 points under the roof for normal BMI range for my height and age.
>>37305280
Not so fast. There was that shortstuff a while back who basically fetishized RTS games and WWII.

>>37305148
Oh shit that really sucks.
Guys who grope and catcall ruining the fun of seeing lewd qts really makes me angry.

>>37305280
Thats why I gotta find a desperate gf who doesn't like socializing except to me and is clingy enough she only wants to talk to me.
More boring people than me found their gf. They just found the right one.

>>37305257
You're on a board that's 50% porn, literally the OP pic is porn. Guys like that always send you close ups of cleavage and tell you about how much they fap to some video game character or movie. Exclusively super busty and always making comments about how there isn't a straight man alive that wouldn't be miserable without tits. They send literal porn then throw a fit when you ask them not to and claim a literal porn game isn't sexual and you're a prude. Yes they're all robots and people from steam and etc. All men that claim to to prefer flat chests or reddit tier "I love all women."

Not to mention if they'll fuck any woman that talks to them why would it stop at me? Even if they don't intend it to be at most I'll be a stepping stone until they get confident to realize they could be with someone they actually like.

>>37305314
I trim it pretty autistically because I hate feeling sticky/sweaty in summer and I just find unkempt body hair gross desu.

>>37303796
I'm not joking, I was worried to open that thumbnail because i thought she was shitting out an enormous log

>>37303831
kill yourself you fucking turbodyke baka

>>37305318
Wow, that's nice. So, how do we get from complete strangers to me sucking them titties as fast as possible?

>>37303831
>live next to lifelong, old lesbian couple

Very sad sight to see. They are quiet, don't have kids, and just stay home with their dogs. One is the typical butch and one is normal.

Don't be fucked up. If you're seriously lesbian, find a wife and then bring one man into the relationship to father kids with the both of you and be a father to the kids. There needs to be a male role model and the guy would probably be happy with the situation if he gets to have two wives.

>>37305340
do you trim your butthair?

>>37305314
Tastefully waxed. Shaving causes issues down there and jeans don't breathe well which isn't good with pubes.

>>37303831
I'm in a 10 year long relationship with a woman but also I'm a lot hornier than she could ever be so doing lewd stuff (with her permission!) on the internet is fun with people of any gender? But I'm effectively a lesbian though.

>>37304996
Yea, spanish black boys are qts

>>37305379
I never had much luckily but whatever there might be I shave.

>>37305361
Go apply for the job at the towns temp office and if you can do a days work without dying i might keep you around.

>>37305411
how do you even shave your butthair

do you like squat over a mirror in the shower or something

>>37305338
>Guys like that always send you close ups of cleavage and tell you about how much they fap to some video game character or movie.
What? Who does this? I don't do this.
>Not to mention if they'll fuck any woman that talks to them why would it stop at me?
That's why you find someone who is so desperate for attention he wouldn't want anyone else but you, because you talk to him.
t. robot guy who is so desperate for attention I wouldn't want anyone else but a gf who talks to me

It's true failed normies like that are here, but you gotta find the actual hopeless robots. If I was in the US I'd date you.

>>37304028
yes they are very expensive and they are going to want even more after you date them for a long period of time. she wants to create a good nest for her offspring. I hope you are ready to become a mortgage slave and a slave to your wife.

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>>37305422
Please be careful with your butt, Anon!!

>>37305422
Honestly it's just feeling and guesswork and bending over in the shower. I don't really have to do it often thankfully but yeah it's kinda annoying to do.
I figured I could get it removed at some beauty parlor thing but I'd rather not have strange chink women stare at my butthole.

femanons must post the cutest dress they own

>>37304594
are you the same girl that fucks horses?

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>>37305449
I don't own any cute dresses honestly but I like this one because it's very light and comfortable in summer.
And it's whatever, super fair-trade bullshit stuff. Don't know.

>>37305449
>tfw I don't own any dresses

I spent the vast majority of my life in academia so its all longer skirts and cardigans for me. I accidentally slipped into dressing my role to an embarrassing degree ;_;

>>37305449
I don't own any though.

>>37305435
>What? Who does this? I don't do this.

Every single one of them says they don't then sends close ups of quiet and says something like how all they used to fap to as a kid was the harpies from wow and make lewd comments. Send the bathing scene in berserk for 0 reason then claim "it's for the story." Sends sengoku rance screenshots and talks about wanting to learn the theme song while claiming they don't even like porn. Oh and owns the black haired armored girl figure. I can list hundreds of examples but there's no real point.

So what do femanons do for fun or for hobbies? What do you do all day besides 4chan and chasing Chad dick? Video games? Masturbation? As a virgin guy whose never have a friend that was a woman, what do you do? Very strange to think about it.

>>37305560
Reading, masturbation, video games, watching movies, and listening to music. I'm a NEET though.

>>37305553

Not him. There are a few autists but Sengoku Rance is legitimately a good game. It's has a good story and a great cast of characters that are likable and the music is good too. There just happened to be naked women and fucking involved.

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>>37305449
How do you like my qt dress, anon?

>>37305560
I'm >>37304921 so that in addition to excessive shlicking because, duh.

>>37305553
Yeah I'm too socially awkward to send random lewd stuff to a girl I barely know. I'm sorry you met all those people, they were either so clueless they did that, or so socially confident they didn't care.
I'm too boring and autistic for that.

>>37305580
Sure, not when you send explicit porn like OP's pic regularly and refuse to acknowledge it's also a porn game. Or when you explicitly say you fap to it.

>>37304565
Please love me
PROTEIN

>>37305468
You're a qt
ORIGINAL POST

>>37304685
You need to find a guy who will plow you gently and sweetly but at the same time with enough force that you accept your fate and submit to it despite your fears

>just tried snus
>only kept it in my mouth for 10 minutes
>felt sick and had to go lie down for an hour

I just wanted that edge to study more effectively, now I've lost an hour

>tfw you like the idea of being able to have femanon friends but know you'd end up obsessing over them and turning into a creeper

>>37305731
Are you a fucking 18th century pirate captain or something? Who the fuck uses snus in 2017?

Watch out for scurvy my dude

>>37305632

Okay well look at it like this. We're all anonymous and will say shit we'd never say to anyone else in real life. If you meet people off here, why would you expect them to act like anything else while online?

I just assume that if I ever met any of you in real life, you'd just be the most insufferable meme spouting faggots.

You choose to talk to people personally like that. You choose to stay talking to people like that.

I imagine every bot and femanon from /r9k/ to be that awkward, inappropriate, meme spouting autist that makes everyone uncomfortable and people mock when they leave the room so they can transition from weird to normal. See, I'm an ugly NEET that is asocial and lazy, but I have common sense and know social cues.

So tl;dr if you're contactfagging on /r9k/, you deserve it.

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this is me. are there any robots that want this kind of gf?

>>37305743
yarr this blows we lost another galleon when I weren't be able to captain

>bunch of virgins drooling over an ugly obese slag

never change r9k

>>37305750
a-are you into girls anon?

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>>37305677
T-thanks anon, that's very nice

>>37305468
>I don't own any cute dresses

What did you wear to that wedding you went to recently then?

>>37305804
That wedding is end of August, I'm getting a dress made for it but it takes weeks.

>>37305744
Mostly steam, but yeah I ignore everyone now. It's the same exact phrases once you've seen enough of them. It was on skype and over voice and videochat though while acknowledging that it was supposed to lead to a relationship. One in particular lasted over a year straight with literally only a two days where we only said hello. I really tried but now I've realized how incompatible I am with "nerdy" men and how much sex means to me. I went through trying to accept open relationships in phases even. I'm only on here because I'm pathetic and old habits die hard. As said before since you probably just hopped in I'm not dating anyone till implants, or at the very least until I stop self harming.

>>37305468
you are cute in that dress, where are you from femanon?

>>37305121
Are you taken, Anon...? Original

>>37305851
I'm from Europe, Austria more specifically.

>>37305841
>tfw failed chads or retarded idiots sent sexual stuff to a fembot so she doesn't want to talk with anyone anymore

It's not fair. It still isn't.

I really doubt a lot of these posts are true, especially the lactating busty girls here. I want a GF like that..

>>37305859
I also posted this! >>37305387 So, like, romantically and long term yes, entirely. But for just being friends and also fooling around I'm open to it!!

>>37305863
are you into qt girls (male) submitting to you?

>>37305884
No thanks.. I don't want to be anyone's third wheel. Enjoy your relationship.

>>37305900
No, just into actual biological females, sorry dude.
And submissive myself anyway.

>>37305915
I am a biological female, trans women have the same brain structure and similar internal organs to cis women, even before they go on hormones.

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Down to 139 lbs and I still look like total shit.
Anyone have any experience using laxatives?

>>37305934
From one tranny to another I seriously suggest you don't start this shit.
They're never gonna understand us, dude. Ever.

>>37305963
DON'T USE LAXATIVES FOR WEIGHT LOSS

Holy shit you can really, really permanently fuck up the like, motile tissue in your tummy/intestines and get obstructions super easily. Please don't do this.

>>37305814
>invited to wedding
>get nervous about going and seeing and meeting people I don't know
>having to socialize
>having to get clothes to fit me
>go to wedding
>no one talks to me
>i sit alone at a table while everyone else is having fun
>awkward all night
>people give me looks
>go home

This will probably be you too. I'm a guy btw

>>37305841

The real nerdy men here wouldn't even contactfag, they would assume you wouldn't be interested or would be too nervous and scared to take the leap and meet you. You were most likely talking to /b/ and /soc/ fags that patrol the site looking for availiable and vulnerable women to meet, get nudes from, do role playing shit with, and maybe meet and fuck. The average guy, especially a robot, wouldn't do this shit.

>>37305449
I don't own any.
>>37305464
Legally defensible no, mr. FB(C)I(A) man.

>>37305934
I'm not Austria, and that is straight up bullshit on so many levels

>>37305963
You will look like shit if you lose too much muscle mass.
Don't try to lose weight too fast, you'll end up with loose skin.

I'm also pretty sure using laxatives like that ruins your digestive system.

>>37305970
nobody ever got to accept anyone without being made to rethink their opinions
we had stonewall riots and civil rights to let lesbians and gays get accepted, they should understand our struggle better than anyone else

>>37305975
>tfw I am genuinely nerdy and like talking about games and music and anime but men get intimidated by it

I really do just like a lot of this stuff! I don't know what I do wrong!

>>37305970
Thanks, that's pretty much true. I don't want to start shit but saying trannies are literally biologically female is just BS.

>>37305975
Yeah that's what I guessing it'll be like, but I taking my sister for emotional support and the groom is Polish so at least there will be strong alcohol.
Never even been on a wedding, it's absurd that people my age are getting married.

their is no such thing as "fembots"

what the fuck happened to this board

>>37306015
Which games and music?

Original incase

>>37306029
hey there uncle tom, what you doing?

>>37306034
I like 4X, grand strategy, and old CRPGs! Like SMAC, Victoria 2/HoI (especially for Kaiserreich), and the first Fallout or Baulder's Gate 2! And for music I like The Mountain Goats, Sufjan Stevens, Kaki King, and Los Campesinos.

I hope thats not weird I'm sorry

>>37305560
Read, masturbate, a nice warm bath cause that shits the best cure for sore muscles, watch a movie or show, go out drinking with the hands, and riding horses.
>>37305731
You gotta baby yourself. You absorb more nicotine that way so small doses first to build a tolerance.

>>37306074
>tfw I don't know any of them except HoI and Fallout and only the modern releases
>tfw no modern vidya gf
What do you think about Total War?

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I think I would like to impregnate a fembot.

>>37305743
I was drinking like 5 cups of coffee and napping for 2 hours every day.
It seemed like the miracle solution, now I've got a whole pack of Kronan I don't know what to do with,

>>37305876
It wouldn't matter so much if they didn't all only find the exact opposite of me sexually attractive and get as close to saying that I'll never satisfy someone while still being technically deniable. Literally every single time. I never even asked for them to stop watching it, just to stop sending it to me and making those comments when they had no interest in me. Every time they made it very clear sending me porn was far more important than being in a relationship. Maybe if I could just let myself be ignored it would've worked out, but my body is a cruel joke and the only way I can expand enough to take a single finger without being extremely painful is through rubbing my chest. My clit is extremely sensitive so even through clothes hurts for the first 20-40 minutes.

You're really not missing anything anon. I'm done ranting now, this is just the only place I can without being told flat women never have problems as odd as it sounds. Everywhere is too dominated by haes and redditors.

>>37305975
A lot were offically diagnosed as autistic, long term guy was. A lot I initiated with at first. They all posted here regularly. You can try all the "no true scotsmen" but these guys are "true robots."

>The average guy, especially a robot, wouldn't do this shit.

Yeah I'm going to take my own experiences with 14 guys over an anon with an agenda. Normies are slightly better, but you're delusional if actually you think this isn't standard. Even my dad does it to me, since I was 8 at oldest.

>>37306099
I liked the first Rome Total War but that's about it. The strategy layer of that game isn't as like, deep as I'd want it to be so I tend to get bored pretty fast with 'em!

>>37306094
Gotta agree, long baths are 10/10 comfy.
Also portable showerhead tho

>>37305713
and how can i do that?
i'm scared about talking to guys and i shut in and become a complete mute anytime a guy tries talking to me

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>>37306119
I'm sorry anon :(
I hope one day you can find a guy who will show you the light and appreciate you for who you are.
I hope I can find a girl like you in Europe and make her truly happy. It's not about looks. It's about personality.

>>37305983
they dont care about you roastie

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What do you fuckers gain from pretending to be a female on the internet?

>>37305972
thanks for the advice
guess i'll find some other way
>>37306009
Muscle mass doesn't look good on me anyway. I'll look like a fucking man.

>>37306137
Try mods. There's a lot for Atilla and Rome 2 that increase depth by a lot. Hundreds new units, supply system etc. I found it way too intense for me, but maybe you like it.

>>37306172
talk to me over throwaway contact

Why!! Do!! Girls in a relationship!! Post in these threads!!

Get out!!

>>37306172
Where do you live? Interests? Please talk to me ;-;

>>37306119
>Yeah I'm going to take my own experiences with 14 guys

Yeah well I'm not like that. Maybe I misunderstand the people that come on to this site. Maybe the vast majority of people here are exactly like how I described annoying people earlier. And the common thread between all these experiences is you, so maybe you're a contributor to it as well.

>>37306189
I'm a tranny, I pretend to be a female IRL too ;)

Fuck trannies though we deserve the fucking gas chambers. I can't wait until the RWDS tear down my door.

>>37306196
That's still missing my favorite aspect of the paradox grand strategies, the whole management of political factions and stuff. I really enjoy that part. I'd kill for a game with Total War's combat and Vicky 2's economic/political management honestly

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>>37306163
Portable or detachable?

>>37306236
PUUUUUUUUUUULSE SETTING!! Pulse setting!

>>37306236
Uh detachable. I'm evidently retarded. With a massage setting. Unf.

>>37306231
>I'd kill for a game with Total War's combat and Vicky 2's economic/political management honestly
Yes. Something about Paradox games pull me to them, the incredible depth and scope of the management. But I like microing combat units, and seeing sieges and huge battles.
Shit I'd love managing the entire world as Germany in HoI and then sieging Stalingrad with every individual tank and unit like Total War.
Paradox + Assembly merge when

>>37306231
I'm not the other person (I'm a girl) but I love the economic management parts of paradox games more
why I like Vicky 2 most and HoI/CK least desu

>>37306253
Power massage is the highpower stream that pulses faster than you can see.
>>37306257
Just making sure we're on the same page.

>>37306275
Have you looked into Kaiserreich for HoI4? Its like, my absolute dream of a timeline and adds a lot more political/economic management to the game. Its still in development for HoI4, but the mod exists for other paradorx games!!

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>>37306119
>sending porn to people

Why the fuck would somebody do that?
I don't even want to admit that I even watch it, let alone send it to people.
What the fuck is wrong with people?

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>>37306219
Yes, I demanded they send me porn and date me when they wouldn't be able to fuck me with their eyes open. I only picked guys that explicitly said they liked/preferred flat chests and ignored anyone who even mentioned a game with a busty protagonist or main character in the first greeting because this is exactly what I wanted. I forced my dad to make me watch return of the living dead with me at 10 years old while he went on about how hot she was. Clearly 100% me anyone who goes on this website could never do anything like this without being "fake."

>>37306304
Yeah, I also really hate althistory dickery. I prefer starting out historical and ending with something plausible over starting out with ASBs

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>>37306217
Denmark. I like to sing and play the guitar sometimes, I play a few MMORPG games and I like to read manga. Hi

>>37306206
I kinda doubt your dick is that many miles long for it to work out..

>>37306335
Modern modes of travel make up for that. Distance in the modern age is unironically not an issue. contact

>>37306335
Denmark is pretty far away but atleast it's in EU.
What MMORPGs you on? I play WoW and GW2.

>>37306325
I normally hate alt history too! Its usually a way for horrible fash to jerk themselves off over Hitler winning or the CSA winning or something. Kaiserreich is a lot more thoughtful about this, the divergence point is WW1, Germany won, and this sends the Allied powers into economic and political disarray, which eventually leads to extremely powerful socialist movements that take over the UK, France, and a large chunk of the US. Its so good

>>37305750
I'd care for and protect a cute gf like you. How can I talk to you?

>>37306293
>just making sure we're on the same page
About showerheads?

>>37306319
I think occasionally it's just sharing anonymously among people who might have the same taste?
But if it's like, a mating ritual it seems pretty weird.

>>37306322

You're still not understanding what I'm saying. I'm saying that YOU don't vet the people you start a relationship with. You're equivalent to the women that say they can't find a nice guy when all they date are abusive Chad jocks.

Any girls with large busts that aren't taken here? Anyone?

>>37306360
I play TERA and SWTOR. I own a shitty computer so i can't really play GW2 for example (even though i would want to play it)

>>37306437
Not getting away from this >>37306356

>femanons masturbate

This is pretty weird to think about. Are women basically men? Do we just do the same shit and have the same vices but just have different social roles and are sexually attracted to one another? I always thought women do different stuff to men.

>>37306335
Finland here. We're practically neighbors. Do you need a normie to teach you about sex;

>>37306462
Its amazing to see anybody on this board finally come to this conclusion. This has always been the case.

>>37306462
no, actually, we are a race of aliens imported by jewish reptiles to overlord it over you and have no common interests or ideas with men

>>37306469
Fuck off normalfag. Get the fuck off my board, and go kill yourself

>>37306381
And their uses.
>>37306462
>one lone anon finally cracked the code
Marry me you motherfucker.
>>37306417
Sorry.

>>37306335
Fairly good looking but completely socially inept virgin from germany here, I wish you look in your journey

>>37306516
If it's your board, then you don't need to tell anyone to get off because you can just ban anyone you don't like.

>>37306405
>I only picked guys that explicitly said they liked/preferred flat chests and ignored anyone who even mentioned a game with a busty protagonist or main character in the first greeting

They'd start off normal and plausibly deniable, again with video games and movies. Then move on to porn constantly weeks to months in. Calling me controlling, jealous, and crazy if I ever said I felt uncomfortable because all nerdy girls are okay with video games and it's not sexual. I know I'm worth giving anything up for. If you're saying to not talk to anyone here then I agree completely and never should of tried, but I fell for the "caring lonely nerd" meme and was underage b8 at the very beginning.

I'm this anon though >>37304904 realistically no one worth dating is going to date me. Even if they were asexual I know self harm is a rational major red flag. Which is why I said I'm not going to be trying again for a long time. I'm just sick of all the "well *real* men wouldn't do this and you're just lying." You could apply that bullshit to anything and it wouldn't be true, all you have to do is be born with a dick, visit here everyday, and not be a normie. There is no "true" robot, and even if there is I'd never get someone like that. Which is why I'm improving myself no matter the cost.

>>37306462
What did you think we do when we get horny, just hope it passes? Don't even get me started on ovulation horniness, jesus.

>>37306529
>and their uses
Rather wonderful uses yes.

>>37304846
>I look like "I've only ever read about sleep in books and didn't like the concept"

CUTE
Are you getting enough sleep?

>>37306606
I guess it depends on how much you think is enough. I sleep around five hours a night usually unless I have a migraine attack, pump myself full of strong meds and just kinda go unconscious for ten hours.

>>37306405
You're saying she doesn't exist? Because women like you describe don't.

>>37306475
>>37306483
>>37306529
>>37306583

Yeah well you gotta understand that most robots don't interact with women so we just see you as strange oddities that we want to understand but can never.

>>37306529
Save yourself there effort next time and don't reply. Thanks.
>tfw no big knockers gf

>>37306556

Okay well all I can say is that you just need to move on and stop letting guys like that get you down. If you wrote this much shit about it all, then it clearly is a big deal to you that you still let it get to you. Just get over it and either keep trying or try something else.

>>37306630
I get that, but we're not aliens, I mean there's literally a daily thread about vagina envy and webms of girls diddling their skittle get posted all the time. Why wouldn't femanons masturbate, most of us are lonely and horny after all. Plus you know, no refractory period basically.

>>37306680
>diddling their skittle

Oh no this is kind of a gross euphemism!! I just like 'masturbate'! I don't wanna diddle my skittle! Christ!

>>37304971
She's rich. Disgraced aristocracy actually

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is this like a titcow but male?

do girls like this?

>>37306654
It would have been a yes but now we got an ascendant anon in the thread building a harem.

>>37306710
Most girls don't really care about size as much as they do the ability to actually, like, fuck. Also is there a picture with his dick in the pringles can because that would be hilarious

>>37306702
Really? I love that one, haha. Polishing the pearl? Flicking the bean?

>>37306702
>she doesn't diddle her skittle so much she has a grool pool to clean up afterwards

>>37306721
What the fuck? What is even going on right now? I just want a gf. Not this bullshit.

>>37306680
god do you have to bring it up? "oh I've got no refractory period" do you know how much that fucking sucks to be a trans woman and having your own body treat you like shit

>>37306462

>femanons
>don't you men fem(men)anons

I hope you do realize that this is an ERP thread for men to pretend that they're women. It's sort of like Omegle.

>>37306742
This is legitimately the worst I feel like I might die

I think I know why it grosses me out so much though, its because it reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCWbumgScAY

And there's nothing sexual about Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law, so

>>37306726
This shit. Please ascendant anon sprrad this fucking word.
>flavorizing your dick for her pleasure using a pringles tube
Found the edible panties of men.

>>37306556
what am I reading even?
so you feel like you are not even worth a robot?
do you lurk this board?

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>>37306726
have you been with guys that are good fuckers?

>>37306742
Best feel.


>>37306754
Well I'm sorry you're a tranny for what it's worth.

>>37306622
>I sleep around five hours a night usually

I know that feel.
It is not enough.

>uwn be anal vored by a fembot

>>37306798
I'm honestly kinda used to it now. Sure I feel tired occasionally, especially if I actually have something to do during the day but overall I'm fine with it.

>>37306791
I've been with 3 men in my whole life (I'm 27) and yeah, they were all pretty good?

>>37306794
Fuck off Austria

>>37306726
a good fuck by a decently big dick feels better than a good fuck by a smaller one

but then again most girls don't cum from penetration i think

>>37306657
It doesn't get me down until I get lonely, but I'm not going to chase after anyone until I'm someone worth dating. I wouldn't go after skinny guys while fat and expect anything else, I'm not going to go after any man when I'm literally deformed and missing the most obsessed over and noticeable secondary sexual characteristic. I'm not blaming anyone for not being attracted to me. This is just where I come to rant anyway, I'm not crying myself to sleep every night because of some random anon. Self harm was a thing before that and mostly came from problems irl I don't want to mention here. As I said I am working on it, a boobjob and money for cgl related thing is basically the only reason I work other than not wanting to leech.

>>37306776
Not anymore really, I just come here to rant and be nosy sometimes. Cgl is my main board and I go on int a lot now. There's no point in coming to place that will make you more depressed. Especially when at this point coming here regularly would pretty much be a dealbreaker for me, so I'd be a hypocrite. Like I said above I don't expect anyone to be attracted to me, but I can't force myself to accept being with someone like that either. So technically yes I guess.

>>37306754
Kill yourself you fucking freak. You aren't a woman, and you never will be you subhuman

>>37306786
>at least 8inch dick
>at least $3mil in his bank account or savings
>at least a toned body if not muscular
>at least mildly know/famous person if not completely popular

>>37306794
>Well I'm sorry you're a tranny for what it's worth.
there's no need to be rude

>>37306786
Bare minimum:
>strong
>good with animals
>never tires
>cute kind of stupid
>non-caustic right leaning
>must actively enjoy shooting guns
>isn't a sissy shit who thinks getting physically dirty is a mortal sin

Ideal:
>almost zero body fat
>young
>hung
>smart but doesn't know it
>rugged
>can do my share of the work from now on
>looks good in jeans and boots

>>37306869
Don't get a boobjob. They will look hideous and out of place if you have no tits. Like literal balloons. Don't do it anon. You will ruin yourself.

>>37306886
>strong
Fuck off chad lover

>>37306869
>I'm not going to chase after anyone until I'm someone worth dating
wow this hit me hard desu

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women are shit, welcome to 4chan

>>37306886
how hung is hung

>>37306851
But I like it here anon.

>>37306868
Yeah I read something like 75% don't come from penetration actually. I think most girls still enjoy penetration (at least occasionally?) but the clit is the main focus.

>>37306903
If you're weak you can't do this kind of work. You'd just sit around doing nothing all day.

>>37306886
>almost zero body fat
so you want a corpse then?? a person literally can't be of zero or nearly zero body fat and be strong or even alive at the same time, what the fuck are you thinking

>>37306886
I'm the bare minimum with none of the ideal lol. I might look good in boots and jeans but when I wear them I'm usually covered in hay dust.

>>37306903
Females want strong men, always

get over it fagboi

>tfw no fembot e-gf with common interests

>>37306886
>tfw meet all the bare minimum standards and most of the ideal
>except non-caustic right leaning

I unironically think women should be in chains and non-whites should be killed or at the very least deported and kept in their own countries.

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reminder that women are inferior pieces of shit who don't deserve your sympathy or empathy.

>>37306925
Fuck of chad whoer

>>37306869
You cant force yourself to be with someone like that and you cant score something better? Did I understand you correctly?
Yes I understand your in a pretty rough spot, but I know 0 woman, whitout serious mental illness that is, which don't have a man. Where are you from?

>>37306868
>>37306923
I definitely cum from penetration but also I cum from breast stimulation of you take an hour or so to do it. I love that ;_;

>>37306923
You're also the most caustic betraying cunt I've ever met. Unironically kys
>>37306965
Fuck off normalfag holy shit

>>37306886
>never tires
the others I can understand if not agree with, but how the fuck can you expect a man to never tire? Is he supposed to be superman?

>>37306868
>a good fuck by a decently big dick feels better than a good fuck by a smaller one
NORMALFAG FUCK OFF

>>37306972
Nah I'm having fun! Sorry you're such a baby

>>37306923
Yeah but the few that do cum from penetration tend to prefer big dicks in my experience

sad for them if they're not sluts so it's up to luck

>>37306990
Finally, you see women how they really are. They live in a fantasy world.

>>37306965
I can come from penetration too but not without clitoral stimulation beforehand and it still kinda takes forever.
I mean it's fun but so much work.

>>37307007
How big is "big" anyway? I can't imagine getting your cervix poked is very fun.

>>37307004
>Make fun of dead sister
Kys whore

>tfw no fat fembot gf to spoil and look after and dote on while expecting nothing in return
It's not fair lads

>>37306965
Like sucking and rubbing nipples or what?

does cumming from penetration make you enjoy bigger ones more?

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>>37306921
Honestly the ideal would be something like 7ish by 5.5ish. Too much you lance shit in a way thats painful and too little and its not the perfect feeling.
>>37306932
Pic related. Cardio guys do it all the time it just requires proper diet. I should have said BMI though.
>>37306934
Bare minimum is acceptable but you should equate being dirty with being undesirable.
>>37306949
We'll sweat that poison out with hours of back breaking labor.

>>37307044
Normalfag chad whore
FUCK OFF

>>37307044
>>37306886
which poster are you from the thread? what are you and your body like?

>>37303796
>>37303796
why do fembots go into a thread with such a lewd starter?

do you zoom in on that too?

>>37307036
Just stimulating the entire Titty but yeah, lots of nipple sucking and rubbing. I lactate so thats usually fun for anybody doing it too!

And nah, it doesn't make me enjoy bigger ones more.

>>37307044
>Dirty is undesirable
Yeah but I wear boots when I'm working. That should make me more desirable than if I just wore them for fashion

>>37307079
Hey normalfag whore
FUCK OFF

>>37305421
I already have a job. Had it for nearly 5 years at this point. It's a physical job too (sorta) and it pays like shit.

Now what? Gonna give me that contact?

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LEAVE MY BOARD FUCKING WHORES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37307079
why are you into lactating?

did you actually try bigger ones though?

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>>37306896
I have scars all over my chest, there's literally nothing there to ruin anyway. You know damn well the only men that would genuinely be happy with a completely flat chest in a monogamous relationship is either a pedo/hebephile or into girly men. I'm a horrible replacement for both.

I can dump boobjob examples if you want. You only think they look even worse than a scarred deformed chest because you only notice bad ones. Trannies are also a bad example
because they're desperate and rush. What else am I supposed to do anyway, pad forever and never have sex because I can't expand or get wet? Have some miserable and bored guy barely touch me while I try my hardest not to sob and end up hating sex and him touching me?

I'd probably go even smaller if it were just me, I can always go bigger later if I need to.

>>37307101
Because its really hot to me, I like the cow part of titcow a lot.

And yeah, I did. It really doesnt make any difference in the end

>>37307036
Not her but I've never used anything big and I honestly don't see the appeal. But if I had a nicely bent G-spot toy I'd probably go for penetration more often.

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>>37307098
>>37307104
>>37307118
>>37307133
Gonna tell you to fuck off normalfag whores
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>37307091
I meant "shouldn't equate dirty as undesirable." I'm multitasking here. Men look good after they look like they've worked.
>>37306990
You act like its impossible when i get hands every season that do their work, have the energy to go out drinking, then still have the reserve to land a lady at said bar and take her in the backroom then her home for the night.

You might just be a sedentary city type humans were MADE to move. We used to walk down prey that couldn't keep a steady pace all day.
>>37307057
The rancher. Thats why the first 3 bare minimums are even on the list.

>>37307118
Ok so are there any women that are virgins that are into lactation?

>>37307133
feeling filled up/stretched, general appeal to big size like 'stronger/more manly'

it's more of a bonus if your bf got it

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>>37307104
You see much faker sets in the "real boob" threads on gif. Even jnig and yaya get delusional supporters saying their tits are real. These are immediately after they heal enough for pics anyway. They get saggier and less round the longer you have them.

>>37307147
I don't know? I don't understand the obsession with virginity, so why would I even think about this

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>>37307141
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMALFAG WHOREEEEEEEEE
>>37307161
FUCK OFF YOU BUSTED UP BLOWN OUT SLUT

>>37307161
Uhh, I don't know. I don't want a girlfriend who's been plowed by other men???

>>37307074
That ass looks massive which is hot and seeing a chick get fucked is hot as is a nice sized dick.
It catches our eyes the same way it does a guys basically.

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>>37307155
I THINK YOU'RE IN THE WRONG BOARD NORMALFAG WHORE

>>37307178
You're gonna be alone for a very long time if you're older than 16, dude.

>>37307104
Stop being so fucking hard on yourself. Stop desperately trying to fit in to attract some 'normal guy' that likes tits and wants to fuck you raw everyday. You will find a guy who accepts you for who you are. Someone who is gentle and accepts your scars and flat chest. Don't force yourself to be with anyone that isn't for you, the 14 fucking guy's you've been with before.

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>>37307199
>>37307194
AND IT'S BETTER THAN FUCKING ROASTIE WHORES
FUCK OFF

>>37307194
>>37307178
I've been with two 18 year old virgins that were quite qt, theyre out there

but not for you

>>37307155
Fair enough, I guess I just don't see the appeal altogether but to each their own.

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>>37307181
>>37307178
>>37307161
>>37307158
>>37307155
>>37307147
>>37307141
>>37307133
>>37307118
>>37307104
>>37307101
>>37307098


>normies and cunt-punts
>all of this /soc/ tier norman speak and guys pretending to be grills
>>>/soc/

>>37307194
Disgusting and STDs.

>>37307181
why are you more into the ass than the dick?

have you been fucked like that before?

>>37307224
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG
>>37307226
FUCK OFF WHORE
>>37307232
Good man anon
>>37307235
Another good anon

>>37307194
Oh shit really? Better go find an HPV riddled whore and jam my face directly into her infected cervix. Thanks for the info you little bitch.

>>37307235
Most people don't actually have STIs. Also why would you have unprotected sex with somebody who hasn't gotten tested?

>>37306837
>3 partners at 27
>posts here

If you are some shy antisocial shut-in too, you'll be as close to perfection as it gets in RL. I kind of want to chase after you now.

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>>37307263
>>37306837
>>37307245
>>37307255
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SUBHUMAN SHITEATING FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE

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>>37307199
Okay reddit, they all said only "chads" care about boobs and they were in love with me too.

Also this literally real vs fake. I'll show the starting point too. Get an account and search her name on realself if you don't believe me.

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>>37307226
>>37307199
>>37307158
LEAVE THIS BOARD FUCKING NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF ROASTIES REEEEE

>>37307263
I'm shy and a shutin neet but I wouldn't call myself antisocial as much as I would asocial a lot of the time

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>>37307284
Bigger than me, but I don't wanna be that big.

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>>37307309
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG ROASTLET

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DISGUSTING ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OUT