Hug your family

Isn't pretty much everyone who posts on this board an orbiter?

I'll keep posting stories if there's interest. I know they aren't cute or lewd

>>37048176
If this is your first day on this board, sure.

>>37048203
There's always interest. Keep posting.

>>37048017
I don't have a sister but I have a niece that I see frequently. I would probably hurt her if I did that. She's 6 months old

>>37048331
Do it, crush her. The weak should fear the strong.

>>37048357
Yeah good point, I'll do that in a sec

How's the internet connection up there?

>>37048440
I know this is supposed to be a jab at me being tall, but I live on the second story and had my cables rewired this month, so it's pretty good up here now.

>>37048488
>I know this is supposed to be a jab at me being tall

It wasn't. I meant from orbit.

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>>37048522
>I meant from orbit

>>37048522
Well that makes no sense, anon. I'm not in orbit.

>>37048568
Was it, though? It don't orbit anyone and I literally could not care any less about what most of you think about me

>>37048605
No need to be so defensive. This board wouldn't be the same without orbiters like you.

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>>37048522
Dam son, that's a pretty sick burn you have right there.

>>37048522
>>37048568
I'd say the joke went over his head, but man, that'd be a hell of a feat to get that high

My sister told me to just fuck off

>>haha, let's all call him an orbiter, that'll show him
Why tho? I don't think anyone here is being orbited. Has he done anything to deserve hate, besides tripping without providing content?

>>37048774
He is the greatest defender of cucks in these threads too.

>sis on phone
>Phone has 300 mile cord to reach from one end of the house to the other
>Locked herself in room to talk to people
>Walking, minding own business
>Trip on cord
>Reeeeee.wav
>Sis storms out of room, ranting about disconnecting from boyfriend
>Reeeees all the way back to room, slams door
>Plan emerges
>Over the next week, tug on cord in wall till the sister tea kettle starts up
>she eventually complains to Dad about shitty connection
>Dad thinks she's full of shit, tells her to fuck off
>Keep this up for months
>Dad eventually breaks down and has a dude from phone company come out and fix the wall jack

Long story short things didn't go as planned, I'll tell you the long story when I get home

>>37049623
I can already imagine all the sperging you did.

>>37049623
something was planned?

>>37049668
Yeah, she was going to let K fill her up today.

>>37049690
she was going to let him put his hand under her shirt, something like that

I'm guessing he went too far for her liking. Goddamn Laura is a stubborn tease

>>37049690
>>37049745
Oh kek, I meant to write "feel" damm what was I thinking.

And yeah I was thinking that too. To be fair I did warn her.

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>>37049623
Oh Laura got railed? Pls be true

Also Hi I'm back. My dad had a diabetic attack not a stroke. Also he's diabetic now.

>>37049977
>Oh Laura got railed?
Looks like she was about to, but panicked and left.

>My dad had a diabetic attack not a stroke. >Also he's diabetic now.
Oh well...at least he didn't die...

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>>37050009
>about to, but panicked and left
Huh. Where have I heard that one before?

>>37050068
Heh, must be payback for stealing her anime girls, she stole your troupe.

>>37050107
Oh by the way I've been unable to look at the last thread much today. Did I miss anything good/important?

>>37050199
Not really, Anal did comeback though.

>>37050242
He's been around. He just stopped using his trip for a while.

>>37050295
he posted some funnies from his childhood

>>37050410
I've got tons of them. Trying to save for bump purposes. Assuming I'm not told to fuck off again

>>37050520
did someone tell you to fuck off last thread?

>>37050566
Not last thread, no, but I wear out my welcome and the shills decend if I trip too much. Trying to keep it low key. Don't want drama

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>>37050622
It's alright old man. I can sometimes tell it's you.

>>37050719
You should have nii-chan toss your salad. I bet you'd like it

>>37050769
>toss your salad
I never actually knew what this meant and I'm too scared to google it.

>>37050769
>barely recovered from the sex
>one anon is already talking her into butt stuff

I love this

>>37050820
I'll give you a hint eating ass

>>37050822
>>37050841
No I think butt stuff is weird and I feel nothing from it. Nope. Not even THIS thread can get me to do it. Fucking gross.

Also my brother is a nurse. He has to do enough butt stuff as is.

>>37050897
But what if your Aniki (You know YOUR OWNER) wanted to do it?

>>37050897
>Won't lactate
>Won't do butt stuff
>Cried during sex

I dunno about her being best wifeu, lads

>>37050897
Of course you feel nothing from the tongue you haven't had on your butthole

>Also my brother is a nurse. He has to do enough butt stuff as is.

Don't speak for him unless he explicitly told you he's not interested in butt stuff. Eating ass is pretty fun actually, granted that the person's clean enough

>>37050968
>"my aniki's well-being is secondary to my comfort"

She definitely isn't.

>>37048704
So did mine. She was wearing a fluffy bathrobe thing and was really soft to hug too

>>37051028
It's not like it's hard to prep for it anyway. Scrub good, and your set. Way less prep than anal sex

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>>37050948
>>37051028
We've actually talked about sex stuff. He's not into it.

>>37050968
>can't get myself to lactate
>pretty sure my brother isn't into it anyway
>neither of us are into butt stuff
>no bullying my crying

Wait when was I best waifu? I thought that was Laura.

>>37051046
C'mon that was a joke. It's comfy to no panties but it's fun to seduce him by not wearing them.

>>37051185
>C'mon that was a joke.

Yeah, I also changed the sentence to make you look worse. I'm fucking with you. I know you're trying your best to be a good woman to your hubby and future father of your children

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>>37051229
>I know you're trying your best to be a good woman to your hubby and future father of your children

>>37051185
>We've actually talked about sex stuff. He's not into it.

Yeah and not long ago he said no penetration. What's your point?

>>37051278
Yeah but he wanted it he just thought it was a bad idea. He really doesn't want poop hole sex.

>>37051185
I'm just fucking with you hun. No bully

I wish I could hug my sister. She's 2000 miles away.

>>37051349
Make that 2000 mile trip. If you can't, I hope you have a great time whenever she comes by to visit.
>>37051255
You know, I'm getting driven crazy by the cropped doujin pictures you post. Kinda hard to focus on my build when I feel like hitting sadpanda constantly. Hope you find things you and your brother are comfortable with trying out.

>>37051429
>I feel like hitting sadpanda constantly.
>Not just hitting your sister's pussy constantly instead.

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>>37051337
I know I know.

>>37051429
>>37051472
Yeah why don't you just fuck your sister instead of fapping?

>>37051046
Wow.
Worst girl. Worst imouto.
Too bad you can't trade in your imouto for a better model.

>>37051552
Of course, why would I masturbate when I could just have sex with my 12 year old sister?

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>>37051472
>>37051552
What? I just like to collect for a rainy day. Don't you judge me. There are artists out there that have been updating. I can't think of an insult, so I'll just call you doughnuts.

>>37051642
Did you just fucking call me a doughnut? Ok that's it, I'm gonna track you down and kill you.

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>>37051642
Oh you don't want to know what this is from then. It's a meme on /gbfg/ over in /vg/

>>37051784
Oh yeah, good luck getting to me. Death wish, buddy. Death wish.
>>37051878
Hey, I'm getting this game pretty well. And as soon as I'm done with my portion of this Dom for today, I'm coming for that sauce.

>>37049745
Yea it was that, but he didn't try anything it was just me being retarded
>Kissing
>Scared as fuck, but slip hand under shirt
>He likes it
>"Your heart is pounding"
>Feel like an idiot
>Run to bathroom
>Eventually came out and talked
I'll get to the talk when I get home, sorry, I'm just upset

>>37052017
>Yea it was that
>Only said "Your heart is pounding"
Wut? How is that too far? or did he attempt to rape you during the talk?

>>37051962
>I'm coming for that sauce
You really don't wanna know. Some things just are better left unseen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kjT1aNa3eA

>>37052017
Ohshit I think we are sisters

>>37052017
Wait
>I'll get to the talk when I get home
Wait it's been 2 hours and you're still not home? I'm confused, did you end up staying with K a while longer?

>>37052017
Shit, don't know exactly what happened, but I hope you're feeling alright.
>>37052144
Oh, dang this! I remember seeing a thread about this before. I think their tits are still viewable after transforming. Planes are cool tho.

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>>37052144
>Some things just are better left unseen.
Welp, that's enough internet for me today.

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>twist older sister's arm and force her to the ground
>tell her that she won't be strong enough to defend herself if she doesn't train harder
>tell her that watching videos of how food is prepared won't stop an attacker
>tell her that her manner in dressing puts her at a disadvantage
Is this wrong?
She asked me to teach her fighting, but I have no experience in actual fighting, I just boxed for 4 years.
Also, I haven't hugged her in almost a year, the closest thing that could resemble a hug was when I grabbed her and threw her to the ground in a demonstration of some wrestling technique I saw in a video.

>>37052372
Can you stop an attacker? Has she complained about this or is she okay with the whole twisting and throwing? If she isn't getting hurt, I guess it's okay. Tell me more though.

>>37052017
Hope you feel better soon.

>>37052372
>Is this wrong?
Well considering she asked you to teach how to fight but all you do is bully her, yes kinda. Just show her some moves and hug her.

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>>37052581
I assume I can, but I haven't had the opportunity to find out since I'm mostly calm and people don't notice me.
She hasn't said anything about it, so I assume with the twisting and throwing, but she has complained about getting hurt a couple of times, none of which was I at fault.
The back, neck, from the throwing, and her fist, but that was because she punched a wall when she was drunk, we do the throwing in a mat room and I have her wrap her hands and wear gloves when she punches the bag.
>>37052584
I don't only bully her, I just do it to motivate her, though she mostly takes it as a joke, which upsets me.
I've taught her the proper stance in boxing, and how to throw punches.
I taught her how to use your body as leverage to throw someone, but she's too weak for that.
And I showed her how to release from a couple of holds.
As for hugs, we aren't the hugging type, I am very cold towards her as I am the rest of my family.
I don't know why.

>>37050968
Did i miss the green text on the kissy sex?

Took a look at thast thread. Why do people who aren't my aniki want to milk me?

>>37052918
Yeah, 1 or two threads back. It wasn't as...cute as you might expect

>>37052935
Because lactation is fucking hot

>>37052991
>It wasn't as...cute as you might expect
LOSING YOUR VCARD IRL ISNT CUTE IT'S SCARY

>Because lactation is fucking hot
Is it?

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Finally ended the fight with L on Sunday. We took a long drive together in the afternoon, and maybe because it was mother's day, but we wound up talking about the past.
To cut a long story short, we got to the core of why L felt the need to try and do so much.
L ended up crying, and admittedly so did I for the first time in years.

She gave notice for one of her jobs day so soon she'll be back to a decent schedule, which we're both pretty happy about. She got home not to long ago, ate, and pass out on the couch. She'll probably wander in on me when she wakes up.

It's fucked up, but when so many years trying to be an unshakable bulwark for the people, or in my case, person, that you care about you forget that even you can get tired and need support sometimes.

>>37053093
Forgot the fucking trip.

>>37053085
Well..I think so. But I'm also the degenerative furry around here, so don't take my fetish as good

>>37053093
Glad to hear everything is alright. If you don't mind sharing, why did she try to go through with all that work?
>>37052905
Doesn't seem too bad then. You sound like you know what you're doing. Hope you warm up a bit one of these days.

>>37053093
Oh that's nice, good for you 2.
I'd like to ask about what made her work so hard, but I guess that's too personal.
*proceeds to poke details of your sex life.*

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Sorry I got home a bit ago but needed to cool down, shower, stress eat
>>37052136
I was saying the "that's it" was the under the shirt thing, not him doing something
I was so anxious and he said that, I think trying to be funny, and I just freaked out like a retarded
>>37052144
Why do I have kid tits?
>>37052584
>>37052229
I'll be fine, I just need to think about a lot of shit
Anyhow the talk, in summary, was , thankfully not him breaking up with me but trying to comfort me (because I think I might have actually freaked him out, autism drive was on cruise control at 90 today)
He was trying to assure me he really likes me, but we have to talk a lot and sort shit out if this is gonna work, I'm not looking forward to that
He's gonna meet my parents tomorrow...
But hey, Celtics won, they're not gonna best the Cavs, but still

>>37053409
Oh hey, that's not as bad as you made it sound, aside from not being able to take the step you wanted, it's not bad at all.
Just kinda shows that you really aren't ready for lewd stuff. You said you were horny yesterday when you made the decision, right?Start thinking with your head and not your vagina next time, geez I thought this only happened to guys.
Hope you're feeling better now.

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>>37053409
Wew, that fucking talk. That goddamn fucking talk.
Hey, I'm glad things didn't go too pear shaped for you, and hopefully the talk between the two of you go well. Keep yourself level headed, I'm sure you'll be able to work things out with that discussion. Hope the dinner goes well too.

I don't know shit about basketball besides the infatuation my boss's kid has for Stephen Curry

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>>37053314

She felt like, throughout most of my life, that I put myself second to her. That I shelved any grievance or issue I had and hid it away for her sake. And despite our lives improving drastically over the last few years, she felt that I still covered up any cracks in my armour. She never saw me cry, rarely heard me bitch about work, never heard me complain about living costs, never heard me mention the distance I keep with most people. All that sort of stuff.

The point of her working so much, she told me, was so that I could take a chunk of time off work and not have to worry about anything for a while. But ultimately, she just wanted to communicate to me that she's there as much to support me as I am for here.

It's cheesy as fuck, but I think she said something along the lines of 'You don't have to carry the whole world by yourself, I'm there to help you' which made me tear up.

>>37053346
And for the record we didn't have day, we just sort of went home and spent the rest of the night quietly cuddled up watching shit.

>>37053669
Based imouto
Then how did you convice her to quit one of her jobs?

>>37053669
First off, fuck off with the cheese thought. That shit right there is heart melting. You know that. Second, thanks for sharing that. I don't know what to say without seeming too dumb, but I'm happy to see how much effort the two of you put together. Always happy to see more of you, Protective.

>>37053573
I wanted to do it, I thought it through and it made sense but my body just fought me in it and I couldn't handle it and just ran away like a fucking idiot
>>37053668
I'll do my best, thanks
Kick your bosses kid, trust me it's for the best
>>37053669
>It's cheesy as fuck, but I think she said something along the lines of 'You don't have to carry the whole world by yourself, I'm there to help you' which made me tear up.
That's heartwarming, glad things went well

>>37053951
>I wanted to do it, I thought it through and it made sense but my body just fought me in it and I couldn't handle it and just ran away like a fucking idiot
Like I said, looks like you're not as ready as you thought, take your time.
Good luck tomorrow. Night.

>>37053951
He's 8, you demon. He likes to pop into the office sometimes and talk my ear off about cow roping and bull riding. My sister thinks he's pretty cool, and so do I.

>>37054022
Maybe that's the case, but I hate that I did that to him and made things more complicated
Night anon

>>37053857
I just told her the truth. I pretty much did put her first and foremost when we were younger,
that it's wrong of me to do so now, and that if we were going to move forward, not just as siblings, but as lovers, I was going to have to rely on her and open up with both the good and the bad.

I also took sometime explaining why I thought she already did plenty for me to been with.
Honestly knowing that someone is out there giving a shit about me is more than enough for me.

I agreed to taking two weeks off starting next week, so L is going to see about juggling her schedule with a co-worker to get a few days off so we can go take a road trip somewhere

>>37053906
It's cheesy as fuck, but thanks.

>>37053951
I'm happy it's settled and me and L can get back to some normalcy.

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>>37054079
>cow roping and bull riding
These concepts are beyond foreign to me, I'm city scum
>He's 8
That changes nothing, of you won't I will

>>37054348
Careful, he might be bigger than you

>>37054348
I don't know about shit about it either and our tiny town has a rodeo every summer.
>you won't I will
You'll be going up against two people if you ever decide to hurt that cool kid. Okay, just one. Fill me in on this hatred of yours. Sleep can wait.

>>37054384
Fuck you
>>37054455
I don't hate Curry, I hate Curry fans, they're a bunch of bandwagon cunts, maybe I'll excuse the kid because it's the equivalent of me saying "Kobe" when I throw stuff out, but if I say anything about him in front of my grandparents I get shit for complimenting a Laker
But older people who know better should have a bit more self respect
I just realized I'm going to become my grandparents, my grandkids will throw stuff out and say "Curry", and I'll get mad at them even though its all they knew
for the record I think he's an unbelievably amazing player, but fuck him

>>37054649
When are you just going to embrace being short and use it as a selling point?

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>>37054649
I like your hatred at this for some reason. At least I'm a bit more knowledgeable. Like I said, I don't know much about basketball but some names stick out, one obviously being Curry. I can see where you get that bandwagon thing from. Hope that anger stays with you when you get even older. Shit talk them hard. I'm hitting the bed.

>>37054752
Probably never
How the fuck would I even advertise that?
"Hey, you see that? I can't reach, marry me now"
>>37054852
Yea I can hate him until I have kids, he wont even be playing when I have grandkids so I'll reel it back to my children
Night bearg

>>37054948
Exactly like that.
Pocket-gremlin sized girls have their charm though. They have the cute factor going for them, they're easier to fully embrace, easier to carry, easier to dom.
Just have to play to your strengths.

>>37055111
I'll try, but my personality doesn't fit my body

Okay, I'll bump

Which trip would make the best husband/wife?
Which pair would make the best couple?

>>37056284
Certainly not Laura/K.

>>37056320
True, but K isn't a trip. I think Austria/kissy would be a good couple.

Poor Laura. She seems to have a lot of sicial anxieties and needs to learn to love herself first before she will be comfortable with K.

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>>37048017
my sister is 8 and sleeping what do i do

>>37056732
You cuddle up to her, obviously.

>>37056769
I can't do that for reasons.

>>37056832
What reasons are those?

>>37056840
Wardrobe issues.

>>37056859
For God's sake, man, put some clothes on.

>>37056867
Its her, not me.

>>37056882
That is pretty kinky.

>>37056882
Be her clothes. She needs the warmth.

>>37056895
Not really. She's young enough to get away with it.

>>37056901
Nudity is fine with me, but I don't like the idea of being caught in her room when she isn't dressed. Its hot as hell here anyways.

>>37056901
>She needs the warmth
In may?
>>37056909
It's not like little girls are the only ones who sleep naked.

>>37056935
Its not that its that.

>Walk into her room
>See girl naked

>She walks into my room
>See adult naked

I already accidentally flashed her once and I still feel bad about it.

>>37056955
>accidentally
It happens, no need to make a big deal out of it.

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Bump for the original morning.

>>37049257
>phone has a 300 mile cord
Are you literally from the 80s?
If so, could you please buy me cocaine and Berkshire A-shares?
Also I got a long work day ahead of me, and by ahead I mean "been here since 7am and probably will be here til 7pm" because my father is the kinda person who has to make up for taking vacation by working like a madman the days before he leaves. So please distract/entertain me.

>>37057909
>So please distract/entertain me
>>37056373

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>>37056373
>a titcow
Seriously though, I mean she's qt but I'm spoken for. And so is she.

>>37057938
How big are you're sister's tits compared to yours?

>>37057955
B cups too, although somewhat bigger than mine. And just kinda...nicely formed.

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I don't have a sister. I'll go hug my cat instead.

>>37058016
You can hug me and call me neesan, anon

>>37056320
Thanks anon
>>37056373
They do seem cute
>>37056660
Whatever it is I'm gonna work on it and talk it out with K
>>37058016
I also hugged my cat, he seemed indifferent

>>37056373
>>37058285
>They do seem cute
wait what

How come Laura and Austria didn't get their cyber on? Did Austria not take her up on the "turn me gay" thing? you missed your window austria, now she isn't as horny

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>>37058285
>They do seem cute
Aw, thank you smol.
Really though I'll gay you yet, just you wait.

My brother is retarded. He tried to hang himself from the ceiling light of his room and ended up pulling the wires and destroying the ceiling.

>>37058387
Yeah I fucked up. ;_;
I'll just wait a few weeks I guess.
Tell me your cycle Laura so I know when to strike.

>>37058396
Shit, I'm sorry anon. About your brother, not the ceiling I mean.

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>>37058016
> tfw my cat just died a few weeks ago so i can t cuddle with him

>>37058400
Yeah, well. I'm not really sorry for him. He's not working 12 hours a day like I am. He has an internet connection and all his expenses are paid for. And the doctor said he doesn't have clinical depression. I can't take his non-problems seriously. Trying to accidentally himself is just adding to how pathetic I think his "I'm a robot woe is me" routine is.

>>37058486
Being productive and occupied is usually a deterrant to suicidal thoughts and emotional problems, not an inducer. You sound like you have no compassion, like you're some stone-cold bitch who thinks they have it all figured out and can judge whether one is or isn't worthy of sympathy. No wonder he wanted to die

I want Laura as a sister. Not for lewding, just for cuddling and encouraging

>>37058624
>Not for lewding
You know if she had a brother she'd totally go for him instead of her dad.

>>37058594
You have not worked 12 hours a day straight. Going back home and falling apart, then rinse and repeat every day of a year, knowing that this will continue unceasingly until you're too old to do anything you want. I don't *want* to be productive and it is certainly making me feel my survivial serves no purpose. Meanwhile you have the guy socializing through the internet and fapping all day and playing vidya and reading comicsand generally LIVING THE FUCKING LIFE, trying to kill himself. I'm so sorry, I don't know what to empathize with.

>>37058624
And headpatting. Smol grill pouting is suber cute

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>>37058635
Or a sister.

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>>37058692
Or perhaps both.

>>37058692
Or perhaps two sisters maybe

>>37058674
I could say that's your fault for being an idiot and not getting a half-decent job. Feels bad doesn't it

>LIVING THE FUCKING LIFE

Try doing nothing with your life and feeling like a useless piece of shit, see for yourself. He probably looks at you thinking you're way above him and he's been surpassed by everyone including his sibling

The distractions you refer to don't make one happy. They're just that: distractions from the self-loathing and the inadequacy. When you don't see your own life getting better and when you don't enjoy anything anymore, taking the easy way out becomes appealing

>>37058285
Laura, what is your brother's name?

>>37058758
>I could say that's your fault for being an idiot and not getting a half-decent job.

I'm a lawyer. What are the half-decent jobs in your opinion? Everyone I know is happilly working away their lives. It's just that most don't realize what they're doing, or they have been taught to be proud of their self-abnegation.

>Try doing nothing with your life

I have been doing nothing with my life during uni. I *wish* I could get back to that. Reading whatever I want, watching movies and series, playing videogames. Working even saps my sex drive. I don't even feel like shlicking any more. Can you imagine this for yourself?

Feeling useless is also something I look down on. Why would you ever want to be useful? Don't you have any respect for yourself?

>He probably looks at you thinking you're way above him and he's been surpassed by everyone including his sibling

I don't know, maybe he does. It just means he's bought into this disgusting ideology that wasting your life is a noble achievement, while doing what you WANT is a waste of time. Disgusting. It's because of people like this that we live in a society with distorted priorities, where everyone else is forced to waste away or lose everything.

>The distractions you refer to don't make one happy. They're just that: distractions

No, anon. They're not distractions, they're the main fucking course. Entertainment, art, pleasure, is what makes life worth living at all. Work should only be a means to this end. If you find all of this worthless, then I look down on you, but there is also nothing to feel sorry for. If all this leaves you indifferent, then there is really no reason to live at all.

>>37059033
>I'm a lawyer.
Then you have jackshit to complain about. You chose this for yourself and you surely make a decent living doing it.

>What are the half-decent jobs in your opinion?

One that gives you some room to breathe. Hypothetically I'd sooner have a minimum wage job than work 80 hours a week and pretend I'm reaping the benefits of the money I make when I don't even have time to spend it

>Why would you ever want to be useful? Don't you have any respect for yourself?

Believe it or not, most human beings who aren't dysfunctional like you want to feel useful (if not for society, their parents) or at least successful

>It's because of people like this that we live in a society with distorted priorities, where everyone else is forced to waste away or lose everything.

It's because of sociopaths like you that everyone's alienated and popping pills.

> Entertainment, art, pleasure, is what makes life worth living at all.

That's what your schizoid brain wants to believe, but the reality is that accomplishment (pride) and relations are the real focus of living and the human experience while the things you're referring to are meant to be the icing on the cake. It's only because you are deprived of them that you feel so strongly about them

Shouldn't you be working right now anyway?

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>>37058261
>ywn rest your head on Kissy's chest pillows and call her nee-chan as she comforts you in a purely platonic way
>mfw

>>37058363
You do
>>37058390
Still waiting
>>37058400
I'm horny all the time Austria, all the time, just waiting on you
>>37058624
Too bad I want little siblings
>>37058635
I would not, I don't have an incest fetish
>>37059000
What?
>>37058387
She was drunk and fucked up the email

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>>37059185
>I would not, I don't have an incest fetish

>>37059185
>I'm horny all the time Austria, all the time, just waiting on you
G-godamn it.

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>>37059200
Now this is has been on my mind ever since this thread went over fetish talk a month ago. Can you be into someone without actually caring about the fetish? Just out of love, and not just because what's ok your sadpanda list. I certainly don't care for it, nor do I search out for videos or H doujins on the subject.

>>37059159
>you surely make a decent living doing it.
No, I don't and you know exactly why I don't
Pro tip: it's because I
>work 80 hours a week and pretend I'm reaping the benefits of the money I make when I don't even have time to spend it

What kind of society has you choose between the means of living a life and the time to live it? It's a sick joke

>most human beings who aren't dysfunctional like you want to feel useful

Most human beings are unenlightened and they baptise the ideological coolaid of their choice normality or proper functionality or what have you. There's obviously a difference between caring for other people's idea of happiness and anchoring your self-esteem on how well you serve others.

>It's because of sociopaths like you that everyone's alienated and popping pills.

This is literal nonsense

> the reality is that accomplishment (pride)

There is a distinction between pride in accomplishment and pride in servility.

>Shouldn't you be working right now anyway?

I AM. THAT'S WHY I TAKE SO LONG TO WRITE SO LITTLE.

>>37059185
>I'm horny all the time Austria

The sign of a high-quality companion product!

>>37059272
So you don't love your sister the way you BECAUSE she's your sister?

>>37059288
Well, I love my sister the way I do because she's my sister, and other reasons. But I don't have a incest fetish. I don't know if that makes sense or not.

>>37059314
Not to me, it doesn't. I mean, do you think your relationship would be any different if you weren't related?

>>37059200
I don't want to fuck him because it's hot or taboo or something, it's because I love him
though I've thought about joking about it, like saying I got him a "father's day present"
>>37059265
:^)
>>37059283
I'm a what?

>>37059373
Yeah but sex is still incest despite your reasons.

>>37048017
instructions unclear: dick stuck in sister

>>37059398
But I'm not fetishising that aspect nor is it a motivator for me

>>37059417
You're halfway there

>>37059373
Your tendency to not get what people are saying immediately is very endearing.

Being constantly aroused is obviously a very desirable quality found in some items which one can find sold in certain markets and which some would buy for companionship, stress relief and other stuff.

>>37059341
Fuck, I wish I could explain myself better. Can't even think about it, but at the same time I know how I want to say it. I never wanted to be in a relationship with her because I wanted to live out a fetish of what I don't have, but because I love her. I didn't want to go into this because of some theme of videos and drawings. And I'm sure things would change if we weren't related. Sorry if it still doesn't make sense.
>>37059373
>I don't want to fuck him because it's hot or taboo or something, it's because I love him
Or ignore my text of blubbering for this post that works too.

>>37059272
Definitely. I'm not into my sister because she's my sister, I'm attracted to her despite the fact that she is my sister. I'm not fetishizing that we're related, I just happen to be in love with someone who is related to me.

>>37059429
Just google it, you'll see.

>>37059180
It could happen you know
>>37059185
>You do
Aww thanks
>>37059417
atta boy

>>37059445
I was talking more about how she'd treat you if you weren't related due to your denseness.

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>>37059459
>It could happen you know
Stop giving me false hope!

>>37059446
Or this.
>>37059474
I don't know if someone would be as patient as she is.
>>37059525
Buy those fake tits to lay your head on.

>>37059444
Don't sell me
>>37059445
D-did I just put complicated feelings into words so well that someone else is using them to describe the same feeling?
>>37059450
Google what?
>>37059459
I could picture you two easily, titcow and the hyperdyke

>>37059525
If you live in my state I'll give you a hug
>>37059554
Yeah but I prefer cock

>>37059276
>What kind of society has you choose between the means of living a life and the time to live it?

It doesn't. You could live comfortably earning half as much as the average starting salary of a lawyer

>There's obviously a difference between caring for other people's idea of happiness and anchoring your self-esteem on how well you serve others.

Now you want to talk about morality? Your own brother tried to kill himself and you have the nerve to bastardize his life and undermine whatever he's going through by comparing yourself to him.

>This is literal nonsense

Of course it is, to you. You're so distracted by your career that you end up disconnected from the ills of society, it couldn't be any different. When I mentioned how your brother might feel inadequate or surpassed, you assume he did it willingly or by principle? That guy might as well not be related to you, you don't even understand who he is and how he thinks. You just came on this board to complain about how inconvenient it is for you that one of your relatives made an attempt on his life. I don't know what kind of attention you were hoping for, maybe you needed someone to validate your feelings so that you feel like less of a cunt?

>There is a distinction between pride in accomplishment and pride in servility.

Does that change the rest of what I said?

>I AM.
>because I work 80 hours a week and pretend I'm reaping the benefits of the money I make when I don't even have time to spend it

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>37059554
I'm saying it doesn't matter, if you have sex and you're related by blood it's still incest.

>>37059185
I have a friend whose sister's name is Laura and I was wondering whether it was him. Could you just confirm if his name is Lucas?

>>37059554
>hyperdyke
Is hyperdyke like SSJ2 for dykeness? Do I get blonde hair?
I already regret googling "Elsa super saiyan", fucking DA

>>37059159
>That's what your schizoid brain wants to believe
No, that's what your brain wants to believe. Not everyone likes the same things.

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>>37059614
AND of course I forgot the picture.
Look at it. And it's the best I've found.

>>37059569
not that anon but check your email

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>>37059569
>If you live in my state I'll give you a hug
I live on the wrong side of the Atlantic

>>37059732
Well if it makes you feel better I might hug this >>37059683 anon if he'd drive 7 hours for a hug lmao

>>37059554
>Don't sell me

I wasn't thinking about selling you.

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>>37059771
That doesn't make me feel better at all, I'm still not getting hugs

>>37059771
I might actually

>>37059815
Dont worry I'll bury my face in her chest pillows for you

>>37059578
> You could live comfortably earning half as much as the average starting salary of a lawyer

Lawyers don't make that much where I live. More than average, but nothing luxurious. And there is a significant threat of unemployment here.

> you have the nerve to bastardize his life and undermine whatever he's going through by comparing yourself to him.

Because I wish I could be in his position and the little ungrateful shit doesn't know or appreciate what he has.

>You just came on this board to complain about how inconvenient it is for you that one of your relatives made an attempt on his life. I don't know what kind of attention you were hoping for, maybe you needed someone to validate your feelings so that you feel like less of a cunt?

No, I came here to make fun of his lack of competence in going about killing himself, which was pretty funny. Also to point out how ungrateful and unserious he is.

> When I mentioned how your brother might feel inadequate or surpassed, you assume he did it willingly or by principle?

We're self-reflective creatures, we only act on principle. The principle might be bad, but we don't instinctively tie a noose around our neck and pull out half the wiring of our room.

Also, I didn't want him to die, and I'm not talking to him like this at the moment, I'm just venting

>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

That's my point. It's a stupid game with stupid rules and stupid prizes. It should be changed.

>>37059926
>It should be changed
If we're talking about life here, that's not gonna happen. At least, not while we're still alive.

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>>37059910
Pic extremely originally related

>>37059960
REVOLUTION NOW NOW NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOLUTION

>>37059910
n-no you won't
>>37059970
h-he won't

>>37059926
>Lawyers don't make that much where I live.

Doesn't matter. If you live in an area where housing costs aren't sky high and you know how to manage your money you can live with 30k USD per year

>We're self-reflective creatures, we only act on principle.

I wasn't talking about his suicide attempt, but his weakness as a man and human being. You were talking about an "ideology that wasting your life is a noble achievement". Sure he could have made greater efforts to not waste his life, but can you say with absolute certainty that it was his "decisions" that lead him to be a NEET loser? You know what they say about free will.

>That's my point. It's a stupid game with stupid rules and stupid prizes.

No, I'm saying you played stupid games and made the wrong career choices. You don't like capitalism and can't handle the pressure of being in the higher echelon of society? That's your problem and you should have stayed out of it.

>>37060068
You kind of sound like a jackass. Go hug your brother

>>37060068
>You were talking about an "ideology that wasting your life is a noble achievement". Sure he could have made greater efforts to not waste his life

I'm saying the exact opposite, you're just not paying attention. He's not wasting his life, I'm wasting my life. Being a NEET is not wasting your life, working all day every day until you die is wasting your life. The perverse thing about the ideology we're fed is that it presents enjoying life (NEETdom and equivalent forms of life) as a waste and actually wasting it doing things you hate in order to get money you can't actually enjoy as a noble achievement.

>You don't like capitalism and can't handle the pressure of being in the higher echelon of society?

See, you're doing it right now. You think having no free time is the achievement that makes you some kind of a postmodern aristocrat or something. But that's nonsense. I don't hate capitalism, I like free time. But if you think capitalism really is the reason we are coerced into having none of it, then: your words, not mine.

>>37060202
I don't have a brother, she does and she's the one who needs to hug him, or stay away from him if she doesn't have any compassion to give

>>37060223
>You think having no free time is the achievement that makes you some kind of a postmodern aristocrat or something

You're spouting bullshit and making assumptions now. You're the one who chose to work 70+ hours a week when you could have been working 30 to 40.

>defending NEETdom

A comfortable, healthy NEET lifestyle is only possible when you leech off other people's work. That's why it's a problem

wew this thread needs some more happy times

>>37060445
Start greentexting, hey now that I remember you still owe us a greentext about the second time your brother filled you up.

>>37060308
>You're the one who chose to work 70+ hours a week when you could have been working 30 to 40.

This is not the case in conditions of high unemployment. You underestimate how precarious flexible labor relations are. You choose this job because others aren't as certain and you presumably don't want to starve or be completely marginalized.

>A comfortable, healthy NEET lifestyle is only possible when you leech off other people's work.

You don't need to go full NEET. I'd be ok with a serious gradual reduction of work hours across the board, but the point is that the principle of NEET life is a good one.

>>37060606
>>37060308
Take this somewhere else please.

>>37060658
No. This thread is now about the merits of the NEET life, go discuss your pervertions elsewhere.

>>37060658
Yeah, anyway I'm getting off work early today. I'll go see my brother in the hospital.

>>37060483
>be naked
>cuddling with my brother
>he is also naked
>kissing and touching
>saying mushy stuff to each other
>he gets up out of bed
>stands on the edge of the bed
>pulls me by the legs to the edge of the bed
>lifts up my legs and holds them up
>puts his cock between my thighs
>asks me "are you ready?"
>say yes
>he puts himself in me
>I try not to cry this time
>it feels so good
>get most in the sensation
>forget to not cry
>cry
>he reaches over and caresses my face
>I hold his hand to my cheek
>keep doing this for a couple of minutes
>start feeling a little sore
>tell him "I love you [his name]"
>minute or two longer
>start feeling a little dry inside
>he says "I'm coming in my sister" again
>he finishes
>cuddle as he fondles my breasts

>>37060739
>my hips are moving on their own onii-chan

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>>37060739
>get most in the sensation

what did he mean by this

It sounds like you don't really enjoy being penetrated, sounds like it's not normal to get "dry" mid sex

>>37060775
>ftm
>laura

I doubt it

>>37060769
I really did have to resist the urge to move my hips. It wouldn't of done anything for either of us anyway.

>>37060781
get lost* oops

Also it was after I started feeling sore so it stopped feeling good. And it did last for like 15 minutes the second time around

>>37060739
So when's the next round?

>>37060835
you might want him to go slow at first. You said you used dildos before so I find it strange you get sore so easily, maybe it's just me

>>37060808
It was supposed to be a joke on her having man hair and looking like a teenage boy.

>>37060859
This morning
>>37060882
I've used vibrators but what I have isn't that big. He's got a really thick dick.

>>37060931
>This morning
Now you have to greentext that one too?
When are you ovulating again?

>>37060920
I believed you at first, thought she'd posted in that thread and accidentally left her trip back on

>>37060931
Really? damn, I have a girthy one too. Didn't know it could make women uncomfortable

>>37060956
I can't waste all my greentext gotta give you something to look forward to

>>37060967
That would be funny if it weren't for that i know Laura doesn't want her face out there.

>>37060990
It hurts going in then it feels really great. But it gets sore after a while. He had me screaming this morning though. First time I came to penetration <3

gosh I live my brother

>>37061095
love* I really need to start proofreading

>>37061095
>It hurts going in then it feels really great. But it gets sore after a while. He had me screaming this morning though. First time I came to penetration <3
God fucking dammit!! GREENTEXT IT NOW!!!

>reading this thread
I hate life.

>>37061142
I can't I gotta go for a while

>>37059581
Yea it'd be incest, but not incest for the sake of incest
>>37059610
I'm sadly an only child, sorry to disappoint
>>37059614
Shit if I get blond hair I might go hyperdyke
>>37059814
So what do you want?
>>37060775
it's actually shorter than that
>>37060920
If anything more prepubescent boy

>>37061323
>it's actually shorter than that

Oh I bet you look precious

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>>37061323
>So what do you want?

I wouldn't know where to start! What do you want?

>>37061362
I wasn't joking about biting you
>>37061686
Uhhh
I need an adult

>>37062008
I'm an adult and I don't mind if you bite me

>>37062008
>I wasn't joking about biting you

I don't know who you think I am, but I'm all for that

>I need an adult

I thought you wanted to be treated like one ;^)

>>37062056
EVERY TIME I MAKE A THREAT YOU PEOPLE RESPOND WITH SOMETHING LIKE "OH THAT'S HOT" OR "IM OKAY WITH THAT"
FEAR ME

>>37062185
hum I guess it would help if you gave some excruciating detail (that I'm not going to masturbate to) of how hard you would bite

>>37057909
Yeah, actually, I am. They call me old man for a reason

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>>37062185
I'm more of a nibbling kind of guy but because I like you, you can bite as hard as you want ;^)

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>>37062185
>Fear me
Quiet, Chihuahua girl

>>37062185
Laura, they're anonymous. You'll never know who they are or see them in real life, they have no reason to fear you.
If it makes you feel any better, I fear you a bit for reasons

>>37052017
Could this be your body/brain telling you it's WRONG? Wake up, seek help

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>>37062237
Pic highly related because reasons

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>>37062185
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

>>37062202
>>37062237
>>37062230
Chihuahuas are stupid
>>37062281
You'll burn for this
>>37062267
It didn't feel wrong, it just made me overwhelmingly anxious, though maybe that's what you mean
I don't need to seek help

>>37062281
I audibly guffawed

>>37062439
How about you audibly hang yourself

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>>37062827
Now now Laura, you'll never get a hand up your shirt with that attitude

>>37062865
Rude
It was up there for a bit, he started at my waist and slowly ran his hand up until he stopped at my ribs
My turned on-ness was still trumped by my nerves
I'm gonna go masturbate then hang out with my dad. For the record those are completely unrelated, I've been meaning to masturbate for a while

>>37062938
Make sure to send deerguy the video and pics, or he'll get butthurt

>>37062979
Not happening anon, not happening

>>37062938
Sure they're unrelated. Totally.

Also I feel you on the anxiety

>>37062979
yo put your trip back on

(or don't)

>>37063191
the fuck you think I am?

>>37063286
making a joke that you're Deer Guy

>>37063314
sheeeet. next you'll think pat is posting again

>>37063346
Deer Guy posts regularly. But thanks for the incoherent joke

>>37062938
You should tell your dad you masturbated before hanging out with him

>be 4
>be Sunday afternoon
>be bored
>start running up and down the halls full speed back and forth, making race car noises
>Nascar, bitches
>mom and dad laughing, even though I'm interupting channel 5 ninja movie
>sis watching at a distance
>goes down hall
>as she passes me, turns foot
>5 car crash into the wall, Dale Earnhardt would be proud
>bust open lip, crying
>"Whoops, it was an accident! He needs to be more careful."

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>tfw I might hang out with kissy chan

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>>37064218
REEEEEEEE DELET THIS I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH KISSY AND FOR HER TO HUG ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT AND MY FACE WILL BE PIC RELATED

>>37064218
I would advise against it. It could ruin your mental image of her and her pseudo-hubby

>>37064319
I told you, go to an online store and buy a pair of tits.

>working
>little girl comes in
>she jokes with her mom about getting a #1 sister necklace
>remember I will never have a sister
>get depressed
:(

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>>37064371
That won't be the same, there's no rest of the body to hug

>>37064000
Also, what the fug. Worst damage I've recieved as a 4 year old was when I had a cardboard cutout land on me. And that was my fault. Jesus, man.
>>37064423
Then get that full body plush. Fuck, I don't know.

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eveniiing

I had a long emotional talk with my otouto yesterday night and just a little while ago he said he wants to take it further with me, period. I'm kinda nervous but I know he cares and he's not going to do anything that hurts me so thumbs up for now.

>>37064423
I-if you're in euroland you can buy a pair for me and hug me with them anon

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>>37062938
How shamelessly lewd Laura.

>>37064529
How many more "I told you so" moments are there going to be?

>>37064510
Seriously? By 7, I'd had stitches on my chin, busted my lip many times, broken my nose, broke my arm, and got knocked out after falling out of the top of an avacado tree

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>>37064529
>hug me with them anon
I have a feeling that it'd be like 2 skeletons hugging each other but if you're ever in Bongistan I'll gladly take you up on that offer.

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>>37064529
i wonder what kind of emotional "talk" you could have had that instantly turned you so submissive

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Pic of Austria and sis, confirmed

>>37064529
Hope you two take it at a good speed. Seems like you're happy, so I'm glad things are turning out well I guess. Also, I may be remembering wrong, did your brother jack someone off?
>>37064715
Yeah? Well I accidently poked my hand with my modeling knife. Beat that.
>>37064786
I know that's you, old man.

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>>37064319
>>37064359
We're gonna chill at a mall for a bit and y'all can't stop me

>>37064833
Beat that? I ripped my right fore arm open 5 inches on rusty barbed wire, jumping over a fence when I was 12. No stitches either because Dad was too high to take me to the hospital.

And no, that pic wasn't me

>>37064871
are you at least going to see Mook?

>>37064833
One time I accidentally broke a car's grille and left a crater on its hood

>>37064871
I highly doubt she'd be dumb enough to meet up with someone from 4chan that she hasn't "known" for a while

>>37064956
Well she was dumb enough to post pics

>>37064614
I hope they stop now.
>>37064746
s-screw you I'm not anorexic. I don't plan on crossing the channel though I'm sorry.
>>37064756
I'll greentext in a minute
>>37064833
>did your brother jack someone off?
His (still) best friend, yeah. According to other people he was really drunk and he said he did it in front of his now-ex girlfriend to tell her they were breaking up. I don't know whether I should think he's a closeted bisexual or just weirdly alpha.

>>37064871
inb4 kissy gets raped again

>>37065027
>Europe
>Gay

It's kind of the norm over there, I hear

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>>37065027
>s-screw you I'm not anorexic.
I wasn't calling you anorexic, just thin. I'm a hungry skeleton, it was more self depicating than anything.
>ywn get a sympathetic cuddle with a qt grill
Might as well end it right lads?

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>>37064886
Yeah, I got nothing to beat that. I pricked myself with the sharpened V-fin of one of my models. That's pretty gorey.
>>37064956
Stop trying to take my place as runner up in this. What with your stupid natural resilience to vehicles.
>>37065027
I'll just say alpha because that makes it funnier.

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>>37065027
>mfw otouto jerked off a guy to dump his gf so that he could seduce his onee

You should cherish that sweet little angel

>>37064886
What the hell were you thinking? why were you jumping over a fence?

>>37065027
Alpha as fuck

>>37065236
This was centuries ago, when kids had a sense of adventure and weren't sheltered

>>37065027
This is roughly how it went down

>last night
>cuddling in bed kind of making out but not really
>he sarcastically asks where it's okay for him to touch me because 99% of places are "going too far"
>instant guilt
>tell him it's only been a few weeks
>he says it's technically been three months because the first time we went out as just the two of us was in February
>realize he's getting angry and instantly just want to run and hide and cry
>try to leave but he doesn't let go and says he just wants me to be honest
>tell him that even after all this I still don't know what I really want and just need time
>he talks about how I'm obviously not responsible enough to decide what's best and that I would never have agreed to this if I didn't want it in some way
>goes on about the time he accidentally confessed and that he never meant to tell me (which actually hurt a lot)
>he thinks I care too much about whether or not I 'should' want things rather than if I actually wanted them
>I'm sobbing into his shoulder and telling him I'm sorry and that I love him like a dozen times
>he just says it's okay and that he'll take care of me
>eventually calm down and fall asleep shortly after

We hugged a lot before leaving for work/class and this afternoon he said he wanted to at least try to do more than just kissing tonight.

I don't know what he wants to do specifically but somehow I'm glad he understands me more than I do. I think what he said was right and it's better to let him decide what's best.

>>37065236
The school had the best (and conveniently enough, closest) baseball field. Quickest way in way either under or over, and I'm such a baby hewey that under wasn't an option. I'd jumped fences all my life. Still did after that event too. Only stopped after I moved out of the ghetto

>>37065265
>This was centuries ago, when kids had a sense of adventure and weren't sheltered

I kinda did get into situations like these as a kid but never got hurt. I just knew to stay away from barbed wire

>>37065224
I do anon but I think he cherishes me more.

>>37065265
>weren't sheltered
Hey some of us might just be soft. My sense of adventure ended at age 8-9 when I fell over and hit my knee on a cupboard during a pillow fight.

>>37064786
I have absolutely no idea who these women are but by bust size alone its safe to say that I'm not one of them, and that's not even mentioning crazy hair colours.

>>37065339
Barbed wire guards the best places anon. There was a creek that tons of crawfish, but was government land. If we didn't jump the fence, we'd never have had Mexican crawdads. Same with little league fields, and construction sites that had fresh glass, ready for breaking

>>37064896
Na
>>37064956
She's being pretty smart about it and I've emailed her regularly since she posted her email
>>37065040
I'm saaaafe

>>37048017
Dude, fuck this thread

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>>37065441
>when I fell over and hit my
I thought you were going to say something else but then I remembered you're a plank.

Are these threads now just generals for the same 5 faggots?

>>37065569
>44 posters
>Same 5 faggots

Schools out, I see

>>37065530
Still not that long of a time to know someone. Whatever, her funeral

>>37065569
No anon, don't be silly. Generals are banned on r9k. Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.

>>37065583
It's always filled with the same 5 tripfaggots posting about their lives. It's practically a general.

>>37065628
Kill yourself sperg

>>37065645
So filter the thread and go back to trap, BBC threads? Not sure what you want or hope to accomplish by throwing a tantrum

>>37065645
Why don't you KYS(kiss your sister)

>>37065675
Because I'm tired of seeing the same shit on this board over and over again.

>Hug your sister
>Steam general
>Race bait
>Fembot shit
>Trap garbage
>Uni general

>>37065628
>public space
>zero alone time
>she's bringing protection hue hue

>>37065548
There are a few people in this thread I'd like to fuck, yes. I wish they were my sisters desu

>>37065717
If you have better ideas for threads, you're more than free to make them.

>>37065717
Well, good luck in your crusade to remove the threads. Hope it works out well, and doesn't end in the same disappointment your parents feel

>>37065503
>Mexican crawdads
They have to go back.

>>37065717
>I'm tired of seeing the same shit on this board over and over again
Filters, you dummy. I had 57 threads filtered the other day.

>>37065730
None of those guarantee safety for her, but whatever, her business, not mine.

>>37065297
benis in vagina soon.

>>37065782
Nah, they aren't from Mexico. Just prepared in the same manner they do shrimp and langastinos. It's fucking good

Is NBR (Non-Blood Related) okay or is that sacrilege?

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>>37065785
>57 threads filtered
that's a major problem then, you shouldn't have to filter 57 fucking threads

I'm sorry I'm sperging out in your thread, I just wish we could fix this board that's clearly going down the toilet

>>37065835
We accept all types of family anon. Got some good greentext to share?

>>37065829
>not making them Cajun style
Are you even from Louisiana?

>ears full of wax
>no sister to clean them for me

>>37065860
Nope. So Cal. I wish I'd been from Louisiana though. Could have taken a 22 with me on adventures into innabayou

>>37065835
That's fine, even if it's a close friend you consider family, hug them and tell them you love them, and post results.

>>37065845
Yeah, it is shitty, but there's not much we can do to fix it

>>37065297
>not responsible enough to decide what's best
>says it's okay and that he'll take care of me
That sounds like emotional manipulation to me but you do you.

>>37065954
Is it really manipulation, when he's just speeding up the process for the dicking she wants?

>>37048017
Fuck off cleatus. Incest is for fags