/britfeel/

>>36990501
1st for saturday night takeaways lads.

what we getting???!?!?

>space exploration games where theres pirates near your home planet before you've achieved ftl

>>36990528
Home cooked pasta that will be shit

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Really enjoyed these posts from last night lads. Put things in persepctive.

Maybe we should have a hallf of fame for britfeel posts.

>>36990528
I was going to eat healthy today but then I threw up my healthy breakfast and also realised no one gives a shit if I'm fat so probably a kebab.

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A cheeky bit of Saint Augustine

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First for Sexual Kevin

>>36990571
augustine x aquinas, best ship

How unhealthy is it that I usually only eat one meal a day?

>>36990575
>7th post in
>no dubs
I smell and imposter

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>>36990584
Bit of an age gap between them don't you think?

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I sure hope it's not too early in the thread to ask anons to post waifus

If someone wants the girl on the left in this picture, she is spare and would make a cromulent waifu I am sure

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>>36990528
some bread+brown sauce and some bag cooked herb roast chicken. Might have an apple and some ice cream later and some rice if mummy bought some from the chinese for me

>>36990592
Its good I think lad, I did it for years

>>36990599
when have age gaps ever been a problem for the church?

>>36990594
yeah look at the file name too, sad chinese fake

>>36990594
Seems Kev doesn't like your attitude when you look at the post directly below your complaint.
>>36990599

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>>36990571

>when the hippos don't convert to christianity

>>36990610
ebina lad don't you weight like 6 stone or something i dont think you should be giving dietary advice mate

>>36990575
I saw an advert for a wrestling night in my area, checked to see if sexy kev was having a tussle

What's his full name?

>>36990552
Wait did you make yourself throw up like a pathetic anorexic bitch or did you just vomit for no reason cause that's not normal m8

>>36990619
toptier kek

>>36990631
Nah I weigh just above 10 stone now, healthy for my height (5'11)

used to be 8

I feel fat as fuck and might regress into not eating anything again

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>>36990621
Kev doesn't bless posts, God does
>>36990619
I don't appreciate that
>>36990624
Yes, very humourous

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>>36990602
Lads, how do I stop being a massive perv? I get boners all the time and I jerk off about three times a day. That can't be good for my health.
Oh, and I think I might make a machine learning program over the summer.

>>36990345
yeah i got my money back. bank was really cool about it since I proved the transactions werent me.

>be a dirty druggie hanging out with other dirty druggies
>get a new mate who seems like a decent person
>nicks money from my account whilst i'm too high to realise
>suspect something and confront him, he flees
>tell police everything in detail (minus the drugs), they do nothing and insinuate i'm a liar and possibly a racist
>distrust police ever since

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>>36990632
Kevin Lloyd or something like that. I could be entirely wrong. Watch his documentary on Youtube.

Gonna get myself a signed pic lads. Who else is getting one?

http://sexykev.bigcartel.com

>>36990663
take antidepressants.

used to be a horny bastard. They completely killed my sex drive whilst on them and I've never been the same since. It's kind of comfy desu. Can still perform with women but don't feel the need to jack off every day.

What's your entrance music anon?

This is mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0MIFHLIzZY

>>36990701
This is always mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmsgHfuXpA

>>36990701
here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

I'd come down wearing a cowboy hat and speedos with large cowboy boots. I'd have a handle bar moustache, chugging beer and waving the american flag in my other hand.

>>36990701
Here's mine
https://clyp.it/kbbujhfy

>>36990701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_hcwB8i64

just got hard thinking about ebinlad!

>>36990741
>https://clyp.it/kbbujhfy
Youtube or fuck off tbqhwyl

>>36990701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szxp1f9EnP0

I AM THE CHICKEN COW

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>>36990741

get the fuck out of here posting suspicous links like that.

>>36990755
Fine you, lazy prick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBwh1OXw6uI

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>>36990766
It's a sound clip uploading service

>>36990751
>tfw no one gets hard thinking about me

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urgh that was nasty
I got up all of the pizza and about half of the wrap
it was just as hot coming back up

dunno how teenage girls do this every single day

>>36990781
I bet Kev does.

>>36990787
Maybe stop vomiting the food back up
That might help

>>36990728
cx

originale

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Goood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What have you got up to or got planned?
What's for Saturday tea?

Hope you've all been feeling great and have had a good time doing whatever it is you've got up to!
Anybody trying anything new this weekend?

Not sure what to have for tea but I'm probably going to have turkey burger now I think I've mastered the recipe (thanks security lad)

Despair husbando anon around?

>>36990701
People will run from the ring once this comes on the jumbotron (do they still call them that?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKomWBuEXe4

>>36990663
Not being 14 is a start.

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>>36990751
>>36990781
>tfw can't get hard anymore because you've fapped for the first time in 4 days and you need another 2-3 days to recharge now

>>36990781
depends how sexy you are

How sexy is everyone here from a scale of 0 to Kev?

>>36990870
Kev++

roboto

>>36990870

I was pretty solid until I got fat and pale and bald.

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Can we let sexy Kev know that he is an obscure meme on this weird website, on this weird board, in this weird thread?

Someone send him an email or something with tonnes of screen shots of our type of posts, our OP image and the types of post talking about him?

I really want to see what that type of abstract culture shock would do to a normal man who has no clue why he's suddenly worshipped by a bunch of anonymous autists.

>>36990870
I will be very sexy after this diet has made me shed all my blubber!

I'm waiting until then to make a tinder or anything else because now I'm an unsexy fatty desu

>>36990900
Kev blessing for you lad.

Won't lie. I've kinda been tempted to fire him a message over FB to explain it. Just want to see how he reacts.

>>36990900
I find the Kev stuff to be incredibly cringey.

>>36990936

Me too, I'm just staying out of it.

>>36990900
Great idea. Somebody should let Elliot Rodger know too. Have a feeling that gentleman's a bit unstable given his last couple of vids. Might cheer him up a bit.

>>36990936
>>36990953

it's funny if you like wrestling and understand the absurdity of that type of culture.

Is D&D guy still here?

>>36990639
Vomitted for no reason. Might have used too much oil or something.

Hearing other people talk about D&D makes me jealous
i've never had friends who would play that with me
it seems neat

>>36990985
I just think he's pretty sexy

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time to roll lads

>>36991067
What's my modifier? Do I get a circumstance bonus?

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Pick what shit film I watch next lads.

>>36991067
Do dubs of any number get me Kev instead?

>>36991067
rollin for big suze

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Anyone hear word of fedora?

>>36991095
The only thing I recognise is Stargate.
I vote for 'The Creature Below', that's an alright name.

>>36991067

2, 4 or 0 please

muted robot

>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074

take me out

>>36991117

He's in hospital

>>36991067
3 please and thank you afnkauwndfiawfa

>>36990691
>Watch his documentary on Youtube.

What the fuck? This guy must be mentally deficient in some way

>>36991142
can you confirm?

>>36990701
This will always be it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

>>36991005
>>36991042
I'm the lad who was waxing about skyping it and shit last thread. Would be happy to chat less anonymously about it but would have to wait til I'm back home with my proper computer in a couple of days.

>>36991067
>No stephanie
what's the fucking point

>>36991067
Please be Big Suz

>>36991067
where the fuck is valerie?

rolling anyway

>>36991067

rolling for 2/3. even if it is fantasy, it's better than nothing.

>>36991117
>this fat normie cunt pretended to drink bleach on stream

I wish he'd died desu

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I'm getting told off by a fucking quiz

>>36991067

>>36991205
This. I want my goth girl

>>36991174

I can confirm 100%, the bobbies told me m8

>>36991228
wew that edge lad

>>36991205
oh well, Toni is pretty good so long as Tony isn't around to fuck things up

>>36991188
Cool. How, when, where will we hear from you?

>>36991232
bobbie wouldn't have been involved faggot

>>36991067

pls no johnson

>>36991148
>Says the guy using a trip

But Kev didn't make it. Some guy decided to make a documentary about Kev.

>>36991129
Why would I want to watch a bunch of normies being cunts?

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Please anon, I know it's late but I've not had any coffee today.

So please, after my coffee then come back to me and converse

I want to get a job in a warehouse lads.

How do I lie on my CV and get away with it? I've already lied about working in this place for far longer than I actually did.

How do I lie about where I worked? It just seems like a really stupid thing to do.

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>>36991231
>>36991205
More complete roll options
(don't roll on this but save for future use)

>>36991324
>How do I lie about where I worked? It just seems like a really stupid thing to do.
Just do it. You don't have to give a reference for the place. Could say the company closed down. Thus the job change.

>>36991324
>How do I lie on my CV and get away with it?
You just lie. They wont assume people are lying to work in a warehouse.

How do people have enough time to be healthy?

Whenever you look at any health food recipe it's at least 30 minutes farting around in the kitchen.

If you eat 3 meals that's an hour and a half.

Your average wagie like myself doesn't have that much spare time.

>>36991340
rolling for valerie

>>36991395
FUCK

oh well, Sophie's mummy wants me to suck her jam

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>>36990812
Depressing times ahead, Len anon. The things we do for "love".
A turkey burger sounds pretty nice right now, good luck with that. How otherwise are you?

>>36991376
Cook more than one portion at once and have the same thing a few days in the row. For lunch have something simple that can be prepared in bulk like boiled eggs and carrots.

>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074

/tmo/

>>36991355
>You don't have to give a reference for the place.

So literally just make up a name for the company? Dubs decides what I call it, kek

>>36991365
Now that I think about it past few jobs I 've had they didn't even ask to speak to previous employers.

>>36991252
I'll post back here on Monday night and set up a skype/discord group so we can chat. If I'm not back home by then (very small chance) I'll let you know. Expect an eye catching image.

>>36991433
Sexy Kev's Weight Warehouse

>>36991431
Piss off. Your show is a shit show.

>>36991433

Sneed's Feed and Seed

>>36991433
Sexy Kev's Workout Warehouse

>>36991067
rolling for alan

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>>36990528
pizza. i'm usually healthy but my crash has put me out of training and competition. feel like shit, jaw hurts and even eating is shit. but who gives a shit, paracetamol and ibuprofen should help, right? 20 pills should do.

>>36991340
Rolling for Valerie, lads

>>36991067
goll

Going to waitrose lads anyone want anything?

ED anon here. Have been on cabergoline since Tuesday (2 small doses) to get my prolactin down and fucking hell I had ridiculous sex last night on the lowest dose of viagra and again this morning when the viagra definitely should have worn off. I think I may have cracked it, lads.

>>36991555
Kev blessing of trips means all is going well for you.

Congrats lad.

>>36991547
>want anything?
a reason to live lol

>>36991547
Some houmous please. That's always pretty nice.
And a bottle from the windsor and eton brewery if they have it but that might just be my area

>>36991547

I like their katsu curry sauce, get me a jar of that lad

>>36991547
Cornetto?

origano commento

>>36991547
>waitrose

Get a load of Mr. Fancy Pants here

Doesn't your butler usually do the shopping for you?

>>36991547
Lend us a quid mate

feeling a bit sad at the minute lads, just realised how much of life I'm missing out on

I've got an exam on monday too, not good timing 2bh

What time of day does poleaboo update his blog?

>>36991691

When she gets back from work usually

>>36991724
>she

orgineranl

absolute peak turnout in /tmo/ today

it used to be so popular
i wonder if that same will happen to britfeel evertually

help I've got hiccups

>>36991744

the wheel turns, anon

>>36991646
I shop at Sainsbury's most often but do maybe a third at Morrisons because poor and their own brand stuff is cheaper, though a lot of it is just awful so I only get their biscuits and garlic bread, etc, things you can't really fuck up.
The difference in class of clientele is amazing.

>>36991688
>I've got an exam
You're still young then. There's time.

>>36991779
>23
>young
I don't think so mate, people are getting fucking married and starting families at this age, meanwhile I'm a KHV still living in mummy's house

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Using me nans old teapot lads

Been in my display cabinet for 10 years turns out it can actually be used to make tea.

>>36991807
With modern medicine and a reasonably lifestyle you could have another 100 years left to suffer through.

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>>36991851
haha can't wait to live for another 100 years

hype

How is everyone spending this saturday?

Anyone here playing battlefield 1 on pc?

Does the chinese poster ITT have anything to do with the British poster on /pol/ that keeps posting Asian men - White women couples and talking about how asian women who date white men are sluts?

>>36991912
>asian women who date white men are sluts?
They are, and I love it.
They make white girls boring as fuck in comparison

>>36991904
ps4 lad

originalelelelel

I'm trying to join a squad atm

So when I lie about having experience in a warehouse, should I make up the name of the company or look for companies that have closed down recently? Seems dodgy desu

>>36991935
>tfw bf1 is way more popular on consoles than on PC

>>36991904
Gave up on it months ago desu lad, franchise has been shite since the end of BF3 in my opinion.

Getting ready for Eurovision

It's the LGBT event of the year

I wonder how the tranny from work is watching?
>>36991941
Just pick a real one, they're not gonna check

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>ate a load of ice cream and chocolate jazzies again

>>36991941
Fake one - Sexy Kev's Warehouse of Weights.

>>36991904
Been playing Mafia 3. It's ok but it's one of the worst looking games I've played in awhile. Might play some BF1 later.

>>36991904
Played a bit of Overwatch now just lazing about, might play last guardian a bit

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I have become an expert at avoiding invitations to plans that I would hate going to. I went and got myself more beer to celebrate.

>>36992012
Just ignoring them doesn't make you an expert.

who /billynomates/ here?

>>36992038
/billyonemate/ desu

>>36992038
>fishing for (you)s

original fishing

>>36992012
I keep getting invited to hang out with coworkers (whom I despise), any tips? I just keep telling them I have very busy weekends.

>>36992038
I wish I had friends. Good friends. Everyone I meet are either really annoying or so boring I'd rather kill myself than listen to their vacuous drivel. So maybe it's me.

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>>36991904
lost on dota2, watching championship playoff semi-finals

probably do nothing afterward. I feel sick after eating too much sugar stuff. Might watch the fargo movie or finish bayonetta

>>36992038
/billyonlyonlinemates/

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>I wish I had friends. Good friends. Everyone I meet are either really annoying or so boring I'd rather kill myself than listen to their vacuous drivel

>>36992012
>tfw trying to explain to my therapist that I don't avoid parties I'm just never invited to any

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>>36992038
I have one friend I speak to occasionally and see once a year. I used to be popular.

/consolelads/

What games you got?

>GTA5
>Hitman
>Fifa 16 +17
>Fallout 4
>The Witcher 3
>Uncharted 4
>Star Wars Battlefront
>Battlefield One
>Skyrim Remastered
>Rocket League
>The Talos Principle
>The Last of Us Remastered
>Horizon Zero Dawn
>Dying Light Remastered
>No Mans Sky
>Stardew Valley
>Battlefield 4

Comfy collection huh guys

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>>36992053
Same here. One friend is better than none I guess.

>>36992137
Every single game there is shit

>>36992038

I used to be extremely popular, lots of close friends and acquaintances and used to always have a girl or two on the go.

Now I am a loner with no mates.

Mental illness is one of a drug.

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>>36991904
Wanking

I'll probably read more of Blame!, excellent manga, love the mix of cyberpunk and horror it has going on.

>>36991418
Why depressing times friendo? Is something wrong?
Thanks buddy! Just about to make it now I think, and I'm doing bretty good thanks, had a nice snuggly day!

>>36992169
me too

i once was once very popular, never had a gf, i had the attention of females but was too autistic to ever make a move.

I have no idea how i ever got to be so popular, now i have no mates and i think ill probably kill myself before 25

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>>36992136
Same here desu
For me it was hard drugs that did this to me, but Im sober now

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Milk Cat 50

Thinking of buying hoi4. Fancy trying out a fascist Britain.
Anyone recommend it?

>everyone at work is going out tonight for someone's birthday
>I wasn't invited

>>36992194
I was actually very popular when I was taking drugs all the time. Although they would all frown upon my occasional heroin use if they knew about it.

Brothers, you are failing to see that the evil ELite, Saturnian, zionist, masonic, psychopathic, bankers, who run the show here on our prison planet do things according to ritual and numeric symbolism and cycles. To deny this is being IGNORANT. 9-11 happened in a Shemitah year then exactly 7 years later in September 2008 boom. Historically, we know they start wars and depressions on a schedule...their time table. You do not have enough information to deny they are following the Shemitah cycle .. Do you realize that the stock market froze for 7 days at the closing price of Sept. 10, 2001 at 9605 ... which is 9 -11 ? This is coincidence in your world where you know everything is manipulated and controlled ..? Do you know where the Dow Jones closed on Sept. 11, 2009 ? That's right ... 9605. They are putting it right in our collective faces ... wake up. Their bullshit cycles are real and this rigged reality is Kabbalistic and they are playing it out like the wizards they are. It is not the creator pulling the strings but those playing gods on earth and sure as shit there is method and ritual to their madness.

>>36992152
Fuck off back to /v/

Unsurprisingly not an original comment

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>>36992211
Exactly the same boat anon

>>36992195

50 cats.
50 whole uploads of the image of the feline and his milky fixation.
What an interesting milestone in this meme's history.

I hate being sick about twice a year like clockwork, usually November and March, but it was May this year.

>>36992212

>schizophrenia

>>>/x/

>>36992233
Do you have a folder full of grils taking H?

>>36990663
>machine learning

What Is It Going To Learn

>>36992245
I think he skipped a few due to people posting Milk Cat 7, 8 9 meaning his comment wouldn't be original.

>>36992137
Bladestorm Nightmare
Blazblue CentralFiction
Danganronpa 1+2 Reload
Dark Souls III
Doom
Dragon Quest Heroes The World Tree's Woe And The Blight Below
Final Fantasy XV
Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator
Gundam Breaker 3
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 ReMix
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue
Persona 5
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Resident Evil 7
Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate
Yakuza 0

And loads more digital.

>>36992262
No but I have one of girls in general taking drugs

>>36992194
>>36992211
i would like some friends who used to be into drugs, i'm flying this flag alone here

Credit card statement came in

Should I start spending again?

Not sure what to buy though

>>36992277
MiIk Cat 50

>>36992271
How to make love to him.

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>>36990663
>I get boners all the time and I jerk off about three times a day.
I wank twice at best, how do you mangae to summon so much libido?

>>36992038
I've not had a real life friend in 5 years, and even that friend was an acquaintance

I've not talked to anyone outside my immediate family and cashiers etc. for the past 3 years

>>36992284
What was your poison lad?

>>36992296
Pffft I can do like 4 or 5 times easy on a weekend.

>>36992310
Do you cum straight up water or what?

>>36992201
I feel bad for you, lad. At least you're aware of them in advance. I only ever find out afterwards

>>36992211
I've heard that's pretty common. Weird to have that as your touchstone with each other. Off the drugs, nothing in common any more. I guess that means it's not real if it falls apart like that.

Maybe I'm getting old but once a day is more than enough. Wanking is depressing anyway.

>>36992292
Sneaking a capital I through doesn't count.

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>>36992284
I'll be friends with you Anon

>>36992333
>I guess that means it's not real if it falls apart like that.
It's more complicated than that. They had drugs+jobs/studying+sex life etc while I just had drugs. I just dont fit in.

how old are you?
my life is currently like this at age 22
im a wagie, i dont have much hope anyway
does it get any better? is there an escape i could make?

>ad telling me not to use adblocker
>block it with adblocker

>>36992325
They're already out. I only found out from the work group chat just before I posted.

>>36992278

thats autistic weeaboo shit.

I honestly don't get where people find such weird interests.

>>36992320
No just sticky white cum, by about the 4th one I don't spurt so much, it depends how spaced out the sessions are.

>>36992357
>wagie at 22
Fuck off normie

>>36992361
How do you get past the sites that detect adblocker and block you for it?

>>36992373
Post what you like then.

who /mentallyill/ here?

mayaswell make the thread a little uncomfy before our next late saturday night comfy thread.

>>36992388
its either i wagie or die homeless

i dont want to die of starvation

>>36992201
>tfw at work we discuss days out (spelunking, swimming, rock climbing, urban exploring etc)
>the only other male at work is always around
>no one invites him, bot even out of pity knowing he heard us.
I usually feel bad, but hes a moody pot head anyway.

>>36992373
Pls no bully I am just a simple man who likes Japanese games

>>36992393
>He doesn't use inspect element and just remove it.

>>36992398

I only play Fifa and COD. I also have football manager on a non gaming laptop.

The lads often come round on a saturday and we get some pizzas in, a crate and flick between soccer saturday and playing fifa.

Later in the evening we go the offy and get some white lightning and meet some slags on the asda car park for a quick sniff of charlie.

dis Last Kingdom shiet be boring nigga

>>36992373
Not him but Dark Souls 3 is way better than anything you have.

>>36992421
Cute. You could have tried to seem legit.

>>36992305
nothing heavy, went to town with amphetamines and ket though, chewed holes in my cheeks, and i took enough psychedelics to have an effect.
>>36992348
geezer, i'll talk drugs with you all day

>>36992421
I did this when i was underage, are you under age?

normies actually get angry at me for being afraid of dogs

anyone else really hate them?

>>36992447
I'm 46

original

Is the ps4 backward compatible yet? I wanna play demons souls again

>>36992421
Why do people play Fifa when they can just play real football?

I honestly never got it, maybe I'm just autistic.

Gonna be streaming the eurovision, anyone else? I don't care about how we do, I just like the songs. There tends to be a few eurobeaty ones

>>36992470
we do play real football

with goths heads.

>>36992432
Watch Vikings instead lad. Much better

>>36992451
Im not affraid of dogs. I dont like them though.
I get treated worse than a peado at wotk because i told people this.

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>>36992468
It will never be backwards compatible.

I have like 50 digital purchases on PS3 and I can't ever play them once the PSN servers shut down.

>>36992451
I hate people who are irrationally scared of things

>>36992489
You're worse than Ian Huntley to me.

>>36992445
>went to town with amphetamines and ket though
I liked ket in moderation but everything else I did a ton of (especially mephadrone). Never been much of a psychedelic guy though. When did you stop using?

>>36992470
Why do people play cod when they can play real soldoers in the army.

no mates lad

>>36992468
I'm still playing my PS2
>Dark Cloud
>Summoner
>Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
Good times.

>>36992498
it's not completely irrational lad

just had a few bad experiences and i don't trust them

>>36992498
Its not irrational though, dogs are fucking animals and only a crazy person would keep an animal in their house.

>>36992514
>tfw never owned a PS2 because my entire childhood was just the 3rd gen Pokemon games and nothing else.

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just had a ten hour shift working retail, i've got a splitting headache and my feet fucking knack aw lads i hate wage slaving

>>36992476
If it wasnt so long maybe. Just going to be hours of shit.

>>36992499
Are you one of my work mates?

Fuck dogs lad. Yappie wee shit dogs that jump and try lick you all the time because the people who have them cant train them that not everyone wants to have a dogs shit covered tongue on their face. AND FUCK OFF WITH THE 'JUST TRYING.TO SAY HELLO' SHITE AS WELL

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>>36992552
I applied for a position at TK Maxx 2 days ago, I'd rather be working than NEET to be honest.

Wouldn't mind a PS4 lads, I don't even play games anymore but it might motivate me to. Wish I bought one when they were 150 quid at christmas. Played bloodborne on the ps4 in my house that my parents bought but I can't use that anymore.

>>36992487
seen it lad, ten times better, ragnar's me irl

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>>36992568
Only 1 application anon? Good luck getting a job with minimal effort

Anyone watched Hell on Wheels?

>>36992552
I work 10 hours night at mcdees.
Top job lad. Wage slavimg an easy job is great.
>>36992568
Its a catch 22 lad. Id like to be neet, but miss work mates and money. Although apparently dole is hard as fuck these days. Cant get away with filling your book the night before.

>>36992568
You could make an absolute fortune working at TK Maxx, buying all of the best designer shit there with your employee discount and selling it on ebay.

>>36992598
How much is the Slim?

I've had the normal model since launch but the inside is ridiculously dusty.
Not really interested in the Pro since it seems far too energy-consuming.

>>36992598
>have ps4 and a fair amount of games.
>play old pc games on my laptop via GoG.

Really not looking forward to the day I have to start working again lads. I've been fired and rage quit so many jobs I'm just not built for this life.

>>36992598
>>36992636
PS4 barely has any games

>>36992500
i still do psychs, but everything else i had to have a bad experience with to stop. last year i called it quits. now i'm completely clean, no booze, no fags, no weed.
the mephadrone thing was nuts, it was like crazy cheap cocaine you could buy off the internet. the smell of the stuff knocks me sick now after having endless benders on the stuff.
what's your story? are you totally clean now?

>>36992611
Already had a phone interview m8

>>36992643
Same here anon, I just need to figure out how I can work for myself

>>36992636
like 250quid I think.

the fat ones went to 150 or so at christmas and I was about to buy them but shops like argos and stuff are fucking awful when everyone is rushing to buy them so I never managed to get one

>>36992642
yeah tbf I have a load of steam and gog games I don't play. I just launch a game of dota then feel like complete shit afterwards and give up

>>36992659
It already has a good enough exclusive library to buy full price, I mean unless you're one of those guys that hates "weebshit" I guess

>>36992643
I got fired for punching a co-worker in the jaw.
I would have got away with it because it was his word against mine and the manager disliked him, but you see me swing on camera (although the contact is off cam.)

>>36992661
Did you sperg out though?
If you did how would you know?

Lads, I came here for some Eurovision bants. Disappointed to see absolutely nothing.

Anybody about to tune in?

>>36992514
I've had Dark Alliance ever since I bought my PS2 in 2004 but never played it. Is it actually good?

>>36992697
Is it that time of the year again? I should have figured. Manager takes ir off every year like a sad case.

>>36992702
Not that lad, but yes. Its pretty damn good lad. If you like diablo-esque dungeon crawlers i highly recommend.

>>36992697
Only fags and the Irish care about Eurovision

>>36992697
get your ass to /int/

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>you have to sign up to access the iplayer now

>>36992697
Yeah but you're better off on the other boarsd

>>36992766

Thought we could get some drinking game going on mate. Bit of a social thing. Nm though.

>>36992271
Maybe it's a bit narcissistic, but I think I'll feed it a bunch of my waifuposts so I can make it shitpost for me.

>>36992522
>just had a few bad experiences and i don't trust them
You're a dog-racist. A few bad experiences and now you hate dogs? You're just like this girl https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/10/judge-slams-victims-for-tots-black-men-fear/25604929/

Bit disappointed that no one came to the pub with me. Had to go with my gf instead

>>36992451
fuck off poleaboo desu

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Just lost half a billion ISK in EVE Online lads fucking fuming

>>36992858
time to adjust those spreadsheets

>>>/int/74782897

About to watch 'Forever Filly'. My expectations are not high.

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>go to the shop to get some beer
>really cute girl with blue hair serves me
>she won't stop smiling
>her voice is adorable
>can't stop thinking about her
i'm happy i didn't awkwardly sperg out when i spoke to her, but I did drop my ID like a clumsy moron.

>>36992660
I was actually a good boy until I was 22 and moved to east london. I was staying awake thurs-mon most weeks towards the end. Pretty mentally ill now and sure it didnt help. Now I just smoke weed and occasionally smoke heroin. Well done on going clean mate.

>>36992896
>blue hair.
Hnng
Dyed hair gets my dick hard. Add black eyeliner and fuck me.

Alright lads? Sitting in my place in Marbella right now. Love it. It's more than just an investment to me.

Obviously it's a great investment too.

Looking forward to buying a place in Greece this summer.

>>36992914

>blue hair
>black eyeliner
(lots of eyeliner)
you have good taste my m8

>>36992866
>rolling sticky
dropped 2bhlad

>>36992894
>Forever Filly
Is it an MLP pron?

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>>36992896
>>36992914
>>36992933
Who else here /InLoveWithTumblrGirls/

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>>36992278
>bladestorm
Hello I'm one if the 7 other people who enjoyed those games.
Bladestorm: 200 years war never.

>>36992914
yeah, i'm aware it's warning coloration but goddamn i love dyed hair/tattoos/piercings and shit.

>tfw no qt blue haired emo gf

>>36992932

Old gimmick m8, come up with a new one

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>>36992896
>qt with blue hair works at my local shop
>only see her working there when I'm buying beer never when I'm buying bread or milk or whatever

I think she thinks I'm an alcoholic.

>doing duolingo
>know what "genau" means from watching amateur german porn and girls saying it when they mean "that really hits the spot"

>>36992975

it all stems from scene/emo girls when i was in my teens, ill always find that stuff attractive i think, even if i live to be 100, mad shit coloured hair, shit loads of eyeliner/eeyshadow, converse or vans, hair style/shape that looks like theyve just licked a car battery. Not at least trying to become part of the emo/scene subculture when i was younger to get a shag is one of my biggest regrets and ill never forgive myself for it

what you lads listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIEwIwYz-c

>>36992933
>>36992975
>>36992984
Why are red flags so alluring?

>>36993028
>what you lads listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

>tfw only watching eurovision in anticipation of drew scanlon's ukraine trip video where he's going to this

>>36993010

i just started german on there as well, doesn't genau mean exactly haha

>girl is sucking my dick
>pull her ass towards so i can play with it while she sucks
>go full 69
>decide to pleasure her while she pleasures me
>get a good whiff of her bunghole
>stick my tongue all the way in
>"ooooh" she says
>lock her head in with my legs as i'm about to bust a nut just sucking her ass
>cream all down her throat

>>36993073
oh yeah, that

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>no group of lads to play Timesplitters 2 and old versions of mark kart and party with all night

>>36993078
yep, I've actually done quite a bit of german in the past but not in quite a while, so I remembered it from then but whenever I hear it it reminds me of german women saying "exactly!" in ecstasy

>>36993110
>mark kart

retard alert

>>36993073

>tfw eating junk food and watching eurovision makes me comfy as fuck for some reason

maybe it's all the flashing lights and Norton's banter

>>36993073
Has anything come out of that Cloth Map thing he's doing?

Reminder that eurovision is for normies that should become an hero.

>>36992865
The funny thing is I actually made a spreadsheet for it http://i.imgur.com/ir0ZOz8.png

>>36993110
is there really a Peep Show Karting game?

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>>36993120
>>36993140
I meant mario lads please stop bullying

>>36993123
he's set up a youtube channel and done a few vids where he sets up his little home office, and the most recent of him packing all his stuff to go to Ukraine, which he must be in now because Eurovision was one of his main motivations for going.

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>>36993110
If timesplitters still had functional online I'd join you.

just had a really rough poo lads, my bum hole is still stinging,,ahhhhhhhhh

I'm looking forward to the general negative atmosphere in the crowd when we perform, despite the fact 3/4 of them lot sing in our language

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>>36993140

> Jeremy, you bloody blue-shelled me! We said no blue-shelling!

> We also said no bananas but that didn't stop you on the last circuit, did it, Mark?

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>>36990602
>tfw I might just be smart enough for hearts of iron 4
I'm not dumb guys

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>>36993191
>despite the fact 3/4 of them lot sing in our language

Really could use my willy sucked right now haha

Held a girls hand yesterday lads, I think I might make it

>>36993201
should have been
>mark, we promised not to use blue shells
>and hitler promised not to invade czechoslovakia welcome to the real world

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>>36993174
>tfw been waiting for timesplitters rewind forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6iz7x2UYUA

looks like they recently posted an update at least, maybe it will happen

>>36992801

Recurrent neural network?

desu

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>>36993201
Well played, a very nice post.

>Oh for God's sake, Mark. Are you going to wriggle around in the dirt while Bowser puts his dinosaur dick all over you or are you going to show him that a lizard is no match for a man?

>>36993028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXu8fb1OIbQ

Drowning sorrows with post hardcore and beer

>>36993261
I hope so lad, the longer it goes the more it's forgotten and the less chance we have.

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>>36993251

> He's telling me what to type. On an anonymous big beat forum.
> And I'm just going to take it
> This is how far I've sunk, Jesus...

>>36992961
No, just an average episode. Better than the last one though.

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>these are a 10/10s in Nedlands

>sister is in loads of debt
>credit cards, financing furniture and clothes, car insurance etc
>just bought pink alloys for her car for 200 quid

she is beyond saving

>>36993307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZfy8nDgMI

they posted an atrocious trailer which gathered some attention, claims a 2017 launch but I don't believe that

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>the English language is "losing its importance in Europe" because of Brexit.
>Most of the songs are in English
ANGLO'D

>>36993266
I assume so. Can you link any good articles or tutorials for this sort of thing?

>>36993341
I bet they're all 6'2 as well

>>36991904
playing bf1 on ps4 lad, tempted to buy the season pass but 40 bong is a bit much too swallow. What else am i going to spend the money on though? Clubs and girls h-haha?

wtf I dont want to cry no more

Cry, no more, feeling all alone and insecure
you have been going through these stages
now it's time to turn the pages
We're gonna stand in line
and not give up but walk that road
that everybody goes,
through lights and shadows

On a scale of one to ten
you got the biggest score you're heaven sent
no one will doubt that you're an angel
So what went wrong this time,
hurt nobody, did no crime,
what's with the universe, why you?

Cry, no more, feeling all alone and insecure
you have been going through these stages
now it's time to turn the pages
We're gonna stand in line
and not give up but walk that road
that everybody goes,
through lights and shadows

>it's euros pretend that english isn't the most important language episode

God I hate Europe so damn much

>>36993380
>tfw no giantess nederlansh gf

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>>36993353
>that no gameplay featured

>>36993358
Juncker BTFO

why are continentals so bloody autistic

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>Moldova harnessing meme magic

Alright lads? Just got back from a trip to Knutsford Services on the M6.

I was sitting in the Eat & Drink Co, having a jacket potato with beans (6/10). Then I saw him. A guy sitting there having a coffee - he looked exactly like Duncan Bannatyne from Dragon's Den. Absolutely gorgeous.

I went up to tell him he looked like Bannatyne and he said "I get that all the time." I told him that I had a bit of business for him, and he didn't have to invest a penny - I'd do the business for free.

He instantly knew what I meant, and within eight minutes we were in the disabled loo. I was holding on to the sink while he spunked up my hole. It was over within minutes. A real quickie. But it had enough energy to satisfy me.

"Thanks Duncan" I said afterwards.

"I'm out" he joked, as he pulled his cock out of my hole.

After he left I went for a Mocha at the Cafe Ritazza. It was delicious, one of the best I've had at a motorway services.

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>>36993358
>Most of the songs are in English

>>36993480
We should do ours in West Flemish for a laugh

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>>36993140
this had me howling
thanks anon

lost the will to live lads, haha

hungarian sounds like fucking arabic

>>36993506
Looks Arabic to. 50/50 chance a truck drives through the arena

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>>36993480
>israel, armenia, azerbaijan and australia are in the eurovision song contest
Why?

did Ireland not qualify?

they can still give us points right??

we're not just relying on the Aussies are we??

>>36992136
Same here. I was on r9k when I had a few friends, had loads through uni stopped coming here now I'm a friendless wagie, like the ones I saw years ago. I never thought this would happen.

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>>36993467
>"I'm out" he joked, as he pulled his cock out of my hole.

cracking post lad

>>36993480
>Sweden "I can't go on"
That's a cry for help and sums things up pretty well.