/britfeel/

Rangers are deed lol

>>36995064

Fpbp

Germany wins

in 2017 I shall lose my virginity!

you lads should help me

For fucks sake lads. My alcoholic aunt is going through a divorce and is staying with us indefinitely because my mum is too nice to say no. The last time she was here she kicked off about me drinking her gin despite me being 13 and never having alcohol in my life. She'll probably go mental now that I'm 20 and drink

if I got a voting card for the local elections this month am I still registered for the general election?

>>36995135

how about you fuck your aunt this time around? That should sort her out and make her go milder

>>36995135
Goodnight lads. I'd usually be tucked up earlier but I've just been wasting time, no point staying awake for the sake of it. See you tomorrow if anyone's up early.

>>36995170

wish i was able to get in bed and sleep at this reasonable time, goodnight laddy, have a good snooze

>>36995170
that's a good way to look at it, i'm gunna go do this

>that aussie abbo flag

ew

I'm sitting outside a pub on karaoke night enjoying the second hand fun.

They're choosing some good songs in there.

>>36995271
What does it look like? I'm not watching

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Well I managed to get through the day without binge eating but I did vomit a little bit, I guess it is something~

Good night lads~

>>36995325
split horizontally into black and red, with some yellow circle in the middle

wh-why everyone say good night...

is not even 11...

>>36995319

Im about to go for a walk around and look for somewhere cosey to sit and have a can and a smoke, rather not go in or near any pubs though des, ill probably end up in a bus shelter somewhere, listening to tunes and smoking a roll up, its more comfy than it sounds

>>36995380
what do you do when the bus turns up?

>>36995336
I have a similar problem. When I'm bored I eat. 'I could have a drink' I think, just to break the monotony and have a sandwich or something. Then I just keep going back for biscuits or other snacks every so often. If I was a NEET I'd be a whale.

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>>36995342
Are they using it instead of the aussie flag?

>>36995135
drink the gin then when she blames you bring up her doing this when you was a child.
she's got previous for blaming innocent parties

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48 year old romanian woman for 60 bong an hour lads. Should I?

>>36995319

Nothing like sitting in the empty beer garden of a pub hearing live music and people clapping

Spent my New Year's like that and actually felt quite happy

>>36995342

is there a stream link?

>>36995395

i only sit at the shelter after the last one has gone, they cut all the night buses here a few years ago, even the weekend ones so that makes it easier, just wish all the bus stops with shelters werent on main roads though

>>36995411
>48 year old romanian woman for 60 bong an hour lads. Should I?
No

>>36995406
they held both up together

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>did vomit a little bit

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>>36995411
Jesus lad how desperate are you?

>>36995411
>3DPD

Ewww no way.

>>36995411
that looks like an absolutely terrible time lad desu

>>36995411

>48
doubtful

>Romanian

just. no.

>>36995417
yes it's called the BBC iPlayer

>>36995411
I wouldn't if I were you laddy.

>>36995411
fucking hell
>fucking hell
fucking hell

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1130

try this lads

might be a bit of fun

>>36995411
I would. What's included?

>>36995453

>watching nog-tier TV broadcaster
> paying for a license

No thanks, lad

speaking of escorts...

there's this really slightly below average black woman a wee drive from me who does oily hj/blowjobs for 30 quid each in your car

thought a couple times it might be an option just for a bit of relief desu

>>36995194
it's never fun using body parts as a nrake probably best to start looking into soft foods for the next week

>>36995453
Or youtube because why bother with a TV license

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

>>36995485
I remember when that was big on /r9k/
It was crazy how the meta changed with y and x and other power words really making very tactical.

>>36995485
play this shit game

>this aussie bogan

That girl is a qt. I want her to be my daughter

>>36995064

>Making tea
>Drop cup on the floor
>Nevermind, I'll just make a new one
>30 seconds pass
>Thumping on the door
>Boomer neighbour heard 'plates being smashed'
>Came to check up on me

This has happened about 6-7 times in the past 4 years

>>36995718
damn, what happens when they hear you fap?

>>36995718
At least someone cares about you.

>>36995718
Maybe they're just lonely

If dubs, I will be deported before 2018.

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is this chart accurate lads?

>>36995774
where are you from, JF?

>>36995786
no, absolutely not, where to even start correcting it?!

>>36995798
u*raine, now in bristol.

>>36995561
I have no idea what is going on here, lads

I do know one thing tho - bitches they come and go.

>>36995786
I always find the 'posh' crisps like sensations and those kettle chips horrible they don't crunch right

>>36995848
Brill innit mush origiyy

think i'm going to vote labour. hold me lads

>>36995833
my grandad is from ukraine, friend.

his family who still live there are dirt poor farmers who can't afford their own electricity so steal their neighbours!

>>36995920
> not voting libdem
Brainlet detected.

>>36995920
I may go in the booth and write, white genocide is real, or summin across it.

>>36995948
I wish I never born.
Also
>>37000000
>>36999999
Soon

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>>36995955
>>36995920
>voting for any mainstream parties

>>36995920
>>36995955
>voting

That's exactly what the jews want you to do

Had to delete the justeat app again

>>36995955
it's a two party system lad. lib dems have no chance

State of Australia lads

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1494711958142.webm

>>36996011
In contrast to the US, here people actually can change which 2 parties are in charge of this 2 party system. But at first you have to change the opposition party, so change labour with libdem.

>>36995984
>I wish I never born.

why's that, anon? what part of ukraine are you from? is it very poor there too?

>>36996057
Kiev, it is shit comparing to the west.

>>36996075
my dad said Kiev was a very nice city when he went, lad

I'm sure it's lovely!

>>36996052
Plz wake up nigger. Every where has a 2 party system. When voters reject the narrative - it's still the same, see - macron, may.

>>36996084
He was prob talking about Tescos chicken kievs mate - they are very nice.

bloody european cunts not giving us the points we deserve this year

>>36995561
At least our based ally is winning

>>36996108
laughing through tears.

>>36996144
And we are getting some points. Guessing they're not too bumblasted over brexit

>>36996150
Cheers fampai ;-)

>>36996188
we deserve more than we're getting tho, they're all very salty

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>>36995137
Yes of course you are you fucking mong child.

>>36995411
If she happens to have a recent clean AIDS certificate, sure. It's your wonga m8.

>>36995786
Fuck no, wheat crunchies are the best. At least nik naks are in the right place.

>>36996108
Pic related

Currently listening to - whitesnake - is this love. AMA.

>>36996188
This is the 'jury' vote, not the public.

>>36996191
How realistically tories will provide some amnesties to illegals?

>>36995955
> not voting UKIP

clearly a brainlet

>>36996234
> voting for nazi who already ruined this country by brexit

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>>36996234
>post-brexit
>voting for UKIP

>>36996225
Is this love?

originael

>>36996253
>posting terrible bait

>>36996253

>voting for any party that will not stop until every city gets overrun by shitskins and sandnogs


wew lad

>>36996231
do ur eyes deceive you, the tories have been in power since 2010. Immigration has been record levels. This is not pol but some advice, vote BNP or Ukip or not at all.

>>36996253
Go back to sleep child.

>>36996263
>We haven't left yet
>We aren't a true libertarian white ethnostate yet

Why would you vote for anyone else, labour have no chance may as well vote as right as you can.

>>36996280
im afraid this time there are bigger fish to fry.
As much as I hate immigration.
getting a good post brexit deal is important.
half way through is not a good time to swap people.

>>36996321
> libertarian
> against free trade
> against immigration
nuff said

>>36996234
Don't listen to those other pricks anon. They said "UK should switch to the euro" and look at where that play money is now

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>>36996253
Fee Fi Fo F8
That was some shitty b8

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'm gunna remix this, especially the Justin's house song, it's a banger

>Germscum and Spics sitting on nil point

get FUCKED you salty spaniards and anal germs

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>>36996321
>UKIP
>libertarian

>>36996264
If femanon it could well be if not the could well be also

>>36996335
Libertarian for our own citizen yes, with no need for trade tariffs once bilateral trade deals are agreed yes.

So people here unironically think that brexit was good? Just why?

>>36996364
Do some vapourwave mixes.

>>36996412
so people here unironically think that the EU is good? Just why?

>>36996428
Free trade.

Fucking Irish not giving up 12pts

>>36996412
It makes everyone angry so I voted leave out of spite.

>>36996437
funny thing about that is it's only with europe! ha!

Let be honest, we need to vote in someone who sides with the US more. This country will become cucled if it doesn't side with America

>>36996437
See anons mum for free trade. Liberal as fuck, won't say no, especially if foreign muck.

>>36996468
I actually see now. Sad that the uk has no non-racist and non-commie and non-eu party.

wow, fuck Ireland

build that wall

>>36995411
Can I have a link, lad. I'll fuck her

>>36996522
Will they pay for it?

>>36996537
you fucking betcha they'll pay

how DARE they revoke our sacred eurovision pact

>>36996522
>>36996537
>>36996552
But we have a sea separating us already...

>>36996576
I think you'll find we have ULSTER

NO SURRENDER

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>>36996576
What does he mean by it? oregono

>>36995112
*bends over* Howay, man!

What are premiere inns policy on bringing people to your room lads? About 5-6

Whats bad in immigration thogh?

>>36996705

Just don't all walk in at once and they won't even notice.

I don't get this public voting at all. It's like Dumbledore throwing out house points at the end of the year.

>>36996705
Do what u want lad, u paid, just be out by 10am

europeans bloody hate us

well fuck you lot in return!

>>36996750
Don't worry its (((correctly calculated)))

>>36996792
So Israel is winning?

>>36996705
planning on having some fun lad?

>>36996811
Some brown guy from Portugal has won.

Fun fact - "Dr" dre is 52.

>>36996839
>brown guy

he just looks like a regular portuguese

sort you'd see sailing round the cape of africa in the 15th century

>>36995561
>111 points
At least we lost because continental politics are petty

>>36996859
it's a microcosm of everything wrong with europe

>>36996872
>everything wrong with europe
and australia

and israel

>>36996872

We did far better than normal, probably all our votes were from eurosceptics on the continent

>>36996719
come to Bradford. you`ll see.

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>>36996859
That doesn't make any sense though, we got the best score since 2011, surely if it was just about politics then we would't have gotten anything?

>>36996859
When the muslims take full control I'm sure they will wipe ramp up the takeover.

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>>36995442
Not all of them look like that friend. You'd know that if you went outside.

>>36996885
we legit had one of the top tier songs this year

no one votes for us because they hate us, which is why the judges gave us 99 and then we got a tiny amount from the popular vote

Romania deserved more points lads with the yodelling the absolute madmen

>>36996821
I'm going to an animecon with some mates and these girls. Getting a hotel room because we plan on getting plastered and getting home would be a pain. My mates think it'd be a good idea to bring everyone to the room but I'm worried I'd be charged since the room is in my name, I'm probably just being boring though

>>36996885
We did way better in the judges round and got shit all from the public vote.

>>36996899
>live in small town
>go outside
>old people and 3/10s
>consider living in the city
>D I V E R S I T Y
Why is life hell?

>Ukraine is very tolerant and open

They just want to stick it to Russia don't they.

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>>36995064
European women prefer black men edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36996916
Why do you place all these restrictions on urself? Just fucking do it like a man and deal with it at the time. If they say no u will find a fire door to let them in etc

>>36996954
3/10's best fuck u ever get senpai

>>36996916
are you going to have a gangbang anon

>>36996911
Nah

We were OK but barely top 10 worthy

>>36996896
We got more in 1972, 1973, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1981, 1988, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1997, 1998, 2009, and the same amount in 2002

>>36996979
what do they mean by this video? This literally creates more racism.

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>>36996954
Can't we gas the elderly and the minorities?

>>36997000
>implying I could even bag a 3/10
O boy I am laffin

>>36997022
Racism is natural, it is to whites anyway paki.

>>36996979
I suppose you're right lad I should just go with it
>>36997003
I hope not lad

>>36997054
i know that it is natural, I just asked why someone creates this videos.

>>36997021
>(you)
>reading comprehension

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>>36997021
Fuck I just reread what you said. I wasted everyones time

>>36997075
I haven't slept in a while, lad. Lay off

>>36997046
I'm prob a 7/10. I've fucked 4 9/10 and 17 5/10. It can be done. Just get drunk, don't spill spaghetti, and do the damage, white birds are going foreign cos u rather wank than try a bit mate.

>>36997106
go avay chad reeee hope you will lose your job after brexit.

>>36997173
My job is being ur dad. Son, get over it. We can't keep going they this on here.

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How do I get a gf like Dobby from Peep Show lads

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I've got a feeling things are gonna work out lads.

I've stopped smoking weed, after puffing daily for 2 years, and I can finally see the Golden Path.

>>36997106
You just made me suicidal again. THANK YOU.

>>36996954

>live in northern town
>go outside
>old people. 2/10 single mothers, chavs & homeless people off their head on spice
>never go outside again

Listening to Elton john - crocodile rock. AMA.

>>36997218
Idk, she seems like a qt belly gf though.
I really want to watch peep show but can't find it on my usual legal streaming website.

>>36997218
>buy s and m gear
>learn how to tie ropes
>make fetlife account

bdsm-loving girls will go out with the ugliest guys if they can give them what they need

>>36997247
If you lend a faggot your ear, does that mean that you would lend him your boipussy too?

>>36997230
Better get on what the it fag. The birds ain't waiting for u to ask them. U need to get on top of ur "mental probs" and get on it, what area are u?

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>>36997218
>18

Roll em lads

>>36997247
How did it feel when Suzy went and left you for some foreign guy?

>inb4 long nights crying by the record machine

Who else /nohopeforacareer/ here?

Did a meme degree, have very little experience 1 year after graduating - probably time to jump in a river lads

>>36997106
My only friends are either as autistic as me or under the thumb enough that trying to get them to the pub is a nightmare. That leaves me with the option of drinking alone in a small town where every other person is in a group and i'd rather just crank one out to chinese cartoons and play videogames.

>>36997229
Same lad, feels good, I'm drinking twice as much but I'm more mentally capable.

>>36997293
I need a qt face but noone is going to give me one, faggot, have just a bit of empathy/

>>36997315
Saturday nights alright for a fight. Based Elton.

>>36997329

I have no GCSE's, have been NEET for 9 years and my only work experience has been stacking shelves in tesco and I probably have the same chance of a career as you.

>>36997329
I dropped out and I have a passable office job and will likely be able to advance at some point.

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Why don't we submit Sexy Kev for Eurovision?

Proving we don't Brexit Eurovision too.

>>36997366
>>36997366
fuck me thanksf or pushing me over the edge

>>36997330
You have given up pal. I bet u ain't even autist, im sperg and ADHD diagnosed and have significant struggles but I still get on it and go for it. I'll tell the next sperg qt I smash that a pal online hates himself, and will let slags pass by.

>>36997401
>Sexy will never through you around the riing

>>36997437
Kev seems like the top lad who would encourage you at the gym.

>>36997329
I'm doing History but it looks like I'm going to drop out. It was a meme degree anyway. I'm gonna end up in a warehouse either way.

>>36997329
Do temp shitwork in a factory with foreigners for a year to finance a remedial course in a whitecollar job you don't really care about, then get an entry level job in the field. From there either focus on trying to get a career in something you love or focus on climbing the ladder in the job you have.

>North Korea has fired a ballistic missile that flew 700km
that's pretty far

I had the choice between going to shit clubs with shit people or staying at home, getting drunk, eating nachos and watching Videodrome. I definitely made the right decision.

All this talk about employment is pretty depressing desu

mum's having one of her crazy dreams again where she shouts out loud then wakes up and is still in dream mode

>>36997351
Well I don't get how ppl here claim to be autists but I'm no chad and diagnosed sperg ADHD and bipolar 2 but I still go out, everyone knows I try it with every bird, 9 times out of ten I fail, but if no try then no luck

>>36997366
>no gcses
>never had a job
>NEET for 8 years

i love you anon

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>>36997459
not as far as my penis rises for sexy kim

Meeting a guy of craigslist next week for a much needed spanking

wew lads it clears my mind

>>36997484
sounds well cool

>>36997489
You are a real artist if you dont see that it is only your face that matters.

>>36997366
Are you me from 3 years into the future?

>>36997250
Just watch it on the channel 4 website, anon. What's the matter with you. The entire thing is on there and it's perfectly fine.

>>36997484
That's the tramadol lad.

>>36997503
>sexy kim
The arch rival of Kev.

>>36997481
You can't put it off forever.

>>36997469
Long live the flesh

Not a great movie though 2bh

>>36997313
Rolling for johnson. I'll get a mustache, too.

>>36997538
Don't I need a tv licence for that though? Don't want to get v&.
>>36997541
New lore being written

The worst part about my meme degree is I went to a top-tier (non Oxbridge though ree) uni so everyone I got to know is now in a top level grad career, pretty depressing desu

typical

>it's a mum wakes up from her dream episode and doesn't know who I am episode

so annoying every bloody time!

>>36997586
tv license is only for Big Black Cock.

>>36997593
What uni was that

you don't have to mention the degree

Have any of you employment struggling guys tried volunteering in any format?
See what's going on your local council site. Having the council listed on your CV as a ex 'employer' is going to look somewhat decent.
I noticed a great increase of replies once I did a few short stints volunteering.
Helped break up the neetdom from day to day too tbqh.

>>36997469

Awesome film

>>36997608
Thanks boiiiiy

>>36997530
Honestly, I'd post pics but u cunts like wanking over 7/10's - It's partly how u look but I'd say it's more about if u got confidence, I fucked a hot 9/10 one night, I was only having a fag outside a pub and she was like well how old do u think I am, I was posse off cos all birds say that, she was 30, I said I dunno bout 45 or summin, then it rolls from there, it was like she wanted to prove she wasn't 45 even tho I knew she was qt and 30 (I'm 35)

I FUCKING HATE CHINESE LANGUAGE

>>36997612

I'm going to trigger a shit ton of Durham/UCL people now because they think they're the only ones just below Oxbridge/Imperial but it was Warwick

>>36997586

You won't get v& you faggot, no one does for watching tv without licence

>>36997655
>Warwick
Ironically I am in warwick stats room now, surrounded by chinese.

>>36997586

>v&

mate the worst you'll get is a letter

When did 20 quid notes turn from orangish to purple lads. This is a mindfuck, I've never noticed

>>36997329
You have a few choices. I'll also give the percentage of people in the uk on each type of work to give you some perspective.

Unemployed 5.1%

Cleaner 0.6%

Call centre 4%

Fast food 5.6%

Retail 4.6%

Welcome to the real word. Time to stop looking for a career and start looking for a job.

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>>36997688
kim one for me

>>36997645

Bu, ni ai zhongwen

>>36997688

Warwick has so many Chinamen it's unbelievable.

Apparently they all collude for projects/exams, if you're unlucky enough to end up in a group project with only Chinese/Asians they'll just exclude you pretty much

>>36997701
The last thing I need is to be on another list

>>36997617

My adviser is constantly pushing me to volunteer for stuff even though I'm on ESA and not ready for work in the slightest.

Even if I was fit for work the only field I could find employment would be the service industry on a 0 hours contract job.

I'd be living to work for the benefit of someone else just so I can be poor and then have to thank them for the opportunity.

Is that all my life is worth? Just a unit of cheap labour to be exploited till I'm dead?

>>36997709
They sound like dogs, you really are what you eat.

>>36997570
It's
>long live the new flesh
jeez lad you should know that. Or it doesn't matter. I thought it was good though

>>36997632
This guy gets it. Surprised that post was original tbqh.

>>36997313
big suze plz

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1494716965490.webm

haha exactly what I'm like when I've not had my morning cigarette!

They think they can speak loudly when there is someone studying near. reeeeee

>>36997752
>Is that all my life is worth? Just a unit of cheap labour to be exploited till I'm dead?

The irony of this sentence, given that a good 80% of you vote right, is palpable.

Did anyone record that guy trying to kill himself on livestream last night?

>>36997815
what the fuck is that

orginainfsnsl

>>36997820

It would be ironic if I ever voted tory in my life

>>36997830
looks like some sort of chinky werewolf part way through the transformation, lad

Lads I'm looking for a game I can play for free that will take up a shitload of time.

>>36997823
Nope, but I did follow him on twitch then hitbox for a bit (he posted to /b/ sometimes. Genuinely quite a funny chap.

>>36997752
Yes. Wageslavery is literally worse than death. It is a complete and utter undignified existence.

>>36997752
I just had to turn my music off to read this. Fuck you. If u don't wanna work just say it, if u wanna work, go to work. U making it out to be some big decision that is on ur mind 24/7. Do what u want, paying tax don't make u a hero, so do what feels best

>>36997313
I only watched upto when they had the baby. Roll em though.

>>36997840
Well then I'll give you the trick to finding happiness in a minimum wage job.

The trick is spending every spare penny on drugs.

>>36997752
Totally get you lad. I was in the exact same boat.

Thats what I looked at what roles were up on my council site. Felt seeing my cities council on my CV would look a bit better than nothing or volunteering at some nameless place.

Did a couple of roles helping run events, so guiding people etc. Deff helped me get more used to talking to people which was a massive bonus.

Admittingly it might only help to get you that shitty 0 hour role but can help lead somewhere better for sure. Some of the people I met volunteering always tell me about things going on I might be interested in. So it wasn't all worthless.

Either way, just a suggestion from someone who was stuck in that cant get a job because of no experience/have no experience cause I can't get a job circle.

>>36997815
lads what is this im too scared to watch

>>36997313
rolling for Dobbie

>>36997813
nice

>>36997899
don't worry lad it's just some chink fella with some sort of animal limb for a leg and some sort of constant state of seizures, no too out of the ordinary for the place

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>>36997820
>tfw the large majority of the left leaning websites are garbage so you just hang out with righties anyway

>>36997942
>Left making things shit while rights making things good.

What a surprise.

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>>36997899
Don't worry your little head anon, just look at this webm instead and pretend it's that one.

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Economically left wing, socially conservative lads report in
(nazbol, strasserite, third pos etc)

>>36997962
oh god what the fuck

how can you do that to a whole family of dogs

>>36998003
what is it i don't want to watch this one either

>>36998003
He must have ate at least four

>>36998003
>>36998040

Its nothing, he's just lying. Its just doggos.

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Fuck sake lads, another night out clubbing another night i've been tagged by a roastie doing a spinaroonie.

Any of you lads got tagged by a spinaroonie?

>see an anon post dumb shit
>it's so ethereally idiotic that it's extremely hard to describe what he's done wrong in a response

I'll let this one go.

>>36998091
Go on lad, tell us.

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>>36998000
Bit of a meme Ideology but you do have qts I guess. pic related

>>36997958
Eh. Well most "left" sites are liberal which are just as bad as the right just more smug which is basically worse. At least you guys know how to have fun.

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Got a chippy, lads.

>>36998091
I get his when I argue with an anon on here

They're either trolling or the effort it takes to show them how wrong they are is just too much for a Tibetan Sheep shearing forum

>>36998127
Re-post just the food lad, we don't need to see ur extra sausage in there.

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>>36998000
>Economically left wing
Commie

>>36997958
I personally enjoy watching a bunch of right wing NEETs celebrate May and Farage.

There's honestly nothing more entertaining than watching retards shoot themselves in the foot.

>>36997106
No you haven't mate, no chad would count how many girls he'd fucked like a beta looser

>t. Chad

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>>36998167
The gulag for this lad

>>36997313
rollin for cally

>>36998185
Alexander Gordon Jahans detected.

>>36998127
Chippys close at like 7 near me.

>>36998219
literally w h o

ori ori

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>>36997570
>Long liv
e the New Flesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6dj0Gc1YVg

>>36998255
Uncultured swine.

ori ori

>>36998201
Ha paki, i fucked plenty, I'm trying to get this other little faget to fuck birds. I don't really need to brag, was explaining it can be done.

lads I got discord but nobody I know uses it

should I join groups that people link to and that way meet people, or is joining a group of strangers usually a waste of time?

>>36998255
One of the UKs leading modern philosophers

>>36998295

Join the britfeel discord, everyone else is on it lad

Just checking to see if I'm banned lads

Anybody hear that?

>>36997733
I've had the opposite experience at Liverpool. The chinese dudes are sound and help you loads in group projects. You get the collective might of them instead of British people who are more isolated from one another. If you get wechat and talk to them a bit you get tonnes of help.

>>36998207
Are you sophie turner lad. He occasionaly posts about left authoritarian stuff. Can't say it's really my jam but I'd rather have that than a lot of other shit.

>>36997655
Warwick is not 'just below Oxbridge'. The only ones just below Oxbridge are LSE and Imperial. Then Durham and UCL. Then Bristol/Warwick/Manchester tier.

>t. Oxbridge, my word is final

im going insane from exams, so drinking while reviewing my final draft

Law uni student (Russel group uni)
Drinking myself a class of jameson w/ ice (fight me, i want it smooth)

1) what you studying (if applicable)
2) what you drinking (if not applicable, get a drink)

Fuck off normie uni cunts

>>36998428
Oxbridge maths student, kill me
No booze here and too late to get some, thinking of ordering a pizza though lads
good luck with your shit, mate

>>36998428
Wow, you're so hardcore

I'm drinking Tesco whisky with Pepsi Max and posting memes in Eurovision threads

>>36998428
Russel group econ
Drinking a bottle of water that I filled up in the library

>>36998418
>>36998428
Ay, im liverpool my dude, they got vine court and south campus on lock.

yeah their sound thought, hanged around with one alot in my first year, still comes and visits now and then

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Feel fucking sick

I've eaten too much again

>>36998448
I'm sort of inclined to agree with you

>>36998467
i feel you, thats my go to normally

>>36998464
kek, nah mate, just had a birthday so a gift. roomies watched it, apparently it was decent

>>36998451
wew, oxbridge maths no joke, god compared to us low-tier russels. thanks, best of luck to you too

>>36998219
I have a job and suffer from anorexia.

I'm pretty much the exact opposite of that sad act.

>>36998473
Noice, what are you studying mate?

>>36997843
EVE Online is what you're looking for lad

>>36998517

Law (straight honours) 2nd year
Its alright, chance for a jobs shit, but at least getting a nice bit of wallpaper

Yourself? Halls or out?

>>36998428
>studying
lol
>drinking
The old Guinness as almost always.

>>36998473
>Liverpool
JMU or Uni of?
I sometimes walk though the uni of while having lunch at work.

>>36997962
Those are some friendly doggos. One even offers a guy a treat. How nice.

Bit worried about the spikes on that fence, though. An over-eager dogger could impale himself.

>>36998333
can you link it to me pls

>>36997313
rollliiiihhhhgrr

>>36997843
Just emulate old PS1 games and play them again and again.

>>36998558
>Law
Poor you. Everyone in the law profession is a twat. I work with solicitors and 90% of them are annoying.

>>36998558
hahah fuck I shagged some bird in your year lad

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>>36997752
Karl Marx in the area
I am in the same boat i want to work and earn money but am not physically up to it have been on ESA for three and half years fed up with that and being skint
>>36997883
Hadnt read your reply before i had typed boat ha
it sucks doesnt it
Marx considered not working time as freedom
while I appreciate the freedom I have I just wish I was well enough to work and have the choice whether i do or dont
Somedays I feel ok others I can hardly manage to eat and wash feel like ergh

>>36998570
(both the same person btw)

University of Liverpool, im not local myself, from London.

Im a shamefully terrible with guinness, made me feel like a rock this paddies

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>>36997313
none, i want random christian girl from that one episode

>>36998558
Electrical & Electronic engineering. Final(3rd) year so I'm done soon. I live at home. Used to live in chinatown last year which was nice.

>>36998428
Studying the female form,
Drinking Stella.
Eating amphetamine.

Remember lads, it's ok to forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfVltlT-Rj0&t=9s

>>36998590
yeah, you've got that much right. all think their gods gift for reading afew books, including myself probably. laws like that, just hording knowledge to use on people.

>>36998605
>fucking normie
jk, class, any hints?

>>36998619
The slut who got drugs for super hans?

crazy the amount of Liverpool in this thread.

let's all meet up for a few in the caledonia/grapes/font/raz

>>36998464
Lad, this is hero talk. Tesco whiskey and a value mixer, and piece of tiger bread if hungry here m8

>>36998451
Are you the anon who goes to Emmanuel College? It's me, Peterhouse-student-to-be

>>36998652
she's in some humanitarian society. Like an amnesty international type deal?

I don't wanna give too much more away lol. You got any ideas?

>>36998621
congrats for getting this far. fair, i would too if i was local. Luckily i rent dead local to the campus. its nice to do the 'renting out' student experience meme

>>36998629
top kek, only decent answer

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>>36998676
Nah, clare anon here
That's the spirit, mate, when're the exams?

>>36998621
Not him, I done advanced electrical and electronic engineering for 4 years being paid the whole way.

>>36998617
Ah. I know people from JMU but noone from there. My dad always drank guinness so I was just kinda used to it I guess. When I was social enough to go to house parties it was great because I could put it in the fridge and no-one would drink it

>>36998652
>yeah, you've got that much right. all think their gods gift for reading afew books, including myself probably. laws like that, just hording knowledge to use on people.
Even the people who work the metal detectors in the courts are twats.

>>36998671
>not The Swan
Where it's at tbqh.
This comes up now and then to be honest. For some reason there seems to be a lot of people from here in the thread.

>>36998451
>Oxbridge maths student, kill me
ADC bar or Maypole are still open if you're in Cambridge. God bless the ADC bar.

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>>36998641
What's your favourite ASMR channel? Mine's LauraLemurex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEdEUrukdkc

>>36998671
I'd honestly be down for that. But I forgot my throwaway email accout so I don't know how to contact people here.

>>36998590
I'm not a twat because I studied law, I studied law because I'm a twat

Rate the russel group (only bothered to rate within tiers for top tier)

Top tier
Oxbridge
ICL and LSE
Durrham and UCL

Good Tier
Bristol
Warwick
Notts

Decent tier
Manchester
Sheffield
Lancaster
York
Birmingham
Exeter
Kings
QML
Southampton
Leeds

Pleb Tier
Liverpool
Belfast
Edinburgh
Cardiff
Glasgow

>>36998733
I graduated last year and I miss all the student pubs/gaffs.

Yeah I used to drink in the swan quite a lot. I look very normie/indieish and the people are always quite surprised in there when I start talking about meshuggah and scandinavian death metal lol

>>36998695
nah, theres too many law students to bother trying. most girls who study law are more or less identical, so it hardly matters

>>36998733
yeah, its a crappy industry. people who work in legal aid or volunteering arent terrible.

yeah, i only drink spirits, people always sneaking on my bottles

>never went to uni
>am basically nodding politely at all these posts because I've no idea what you're talking about

Wake me up when all these uni mongs have fucked off.

>>36998711
Thanks dude. Just a few more weeks and then I can chill for a bit. Also no more exams ever will be nice.

>>36998671
yeah 3 i think?
i would, but i would be abit terrified so bumping into somone i knew.

liverpool is so normie imo (im the london one)

>>36998808
yeah, thinking i might try dabble in some other subjects or get round to learning to drive this summer

was in jury all last summer, hardly got to enjoy it

>>36998738
>LauraLemurex

You are pretty gay

>>36998766
I went to Notts. Had a miserable time, attempted suicide and ended up with an ordinary degree. Wouldn't recommend.

>>36998424

t. "I have a 10 year old idea of uni rankings"

>>36998720
You've removed the secret coded message hidden beneath the painting.

>>36998835
This more like it :-)

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>go to a pleb-tier uni
>really easy to get firsts
>this will allow me to go to a top-tier uni for a masters which is necessary for hte job I want
Get fucked smartfags

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>>36998606

You can take it or leave it as far as we're concerned
Because we're not concerned with you.
What you want is buried in the present tense
Blind alleyways allay the jewels".

I am a dried-up seed can't be restored
I hope no-one notices the sleep on me.
I've been walking along down this shallow slope
Looking for nothing particularly.

Am I guided or is this life for free
Because nothing ever seems to happen to me.
And I won't be tempted by vile evils
Because vile evils are vile evils...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yz5jvR9_Jo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niniyUFSoBY

>>36998812
Yeah , honestly suprised to see 3 robots here. The only people I've met are normies. Even the nerdier types are normies.

>>36998834
What ASMR channels do you like then?

might go for some cheeky quads

Lads, USA fag here. Grew up in the UK, but live in shit circumstances in small, Western US town. Want to desperately emigrate to UK. Have Geology degree (just BS). How can I escape this hell?

>>36998888
That's numberwang!

>>36998888
All the robots are shutins, mate

>>36998766
Are we all aware that it no longer matters what uni you go to?

My friend went to oxford and was on the dole for about 2 years with a 2.1 in biochem.

I went to a polytechnic, got a professional accredited degree and my starting salary is 34k.

Suck it redbrick faggots.

>>36998835
oh robot I am a Notts Robot live just oast the uni If only I had known I would of helped you out
Nottms a harsh city I have left to live in ultra comfy Yorkshire

>>36998888
checking them digits, defiantly getting some kek magic to bring us together.

I've meet afew people who use chans (including a roommate) but we just subtly reference knowing about it to each other.

liverpool is normie capital, dont know how i survived moving here

>>36998901
>Lads
cultural appropriation

>>36998724
Shit I forgot you were Clare, not Emma, sorry mate. There is no Emma anon, you were the one I was thinking of. Examie-wammies are in less than a month. I'm still not doing a huge amount of work, but I've realised I actually know more of the content than I thought I did. Politics
is basically 100% done, just have to read through the questions/answers in the past papers. Lit is going alright, still haven't finished reading one of the books but that's alright cos Lit's hella easy, it's about your skills to interpret texts more than your memorisation if content. History is the most tricky one but still doable, gonna really have to cram for that one though.

Ironically I'm probably going to fail my BTEC in Law because I'm so far behind on the assignments

>>36998908
Wangernumb

>>36998901
well immigrating to Britain is a piece of cake. why do you think we have sooo many poo's, nog's and slav's here? buy a ticket and bingo.

>>36998641
>>36998738
I've never gotten this stuff. Doesn't feel pleasant to me at all.

>>36998888
Well you're obviously not gonna run into any of us robats because we never go out and meet other people. I can fake being normal well enough though and someone tried to get me to go out to the shit clubs up bold street tonight. Much more pleasant in this thread tbqh.

>>36998766
Differentiate between Oxford and Cambridge. Which one would you rather go to lads. It's fun to dream

>>36998965
Which is why we shoudl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqtEl5_JwNU

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anyone want a dump of 'mussy muss face'?

>>36999011
I'm not sure if I could put up with either. The workload would make me want to kill myself even more.

>>36998946
Im studying law at uni boss, can i help you?