/brtifeel/

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So who's watching the stream eh lads

>>36976926

he thought he was suicidal before, now he's got loads of puke to clean up too

Anyone wanna fight? Leeds area

>>36976926
ive got it on. might turn it off soon. its depressing.

>>36976945
might as well just leave it to his mum, just like his corpse

>>36976949
I feel literally nothing and that makes me feel really bad

What's in that glass lads? Only just put the stream on

>>36976983
bleach and pepsi lad!

>>36976926
>So who's watching the stream eh lads

The police are right now, greentext coming in 2 minutes

>>36976970
it does not feel real desu lad.

i dont know what to say to him

roastie came to rub salt in the wound

>>36976926

>wild roastie appears
>he vomits more

KEK

He sort of reminds me of Jahans

>>36977059
perhaps thats why I find it quite satisfying

Stream is stuck on 100% loading ffs, won't show anything

>hurr everyone look at me I can drink a tiny amount of bleach then make myself vomit and do some terrible acting where I fall on the floor and cough a lot and stuff

yawn

>he's 16

fucking kek

>calls 911

if you needed anymore proof of it being a load of shite

>>36976854
I never saw it coming and I froze, which is scary given that my entire persona at work is fabricated and built on quick lies. This is the first time I've seen this devious trick employed but I won't fall for it again.

how comfy is it being sectioned for suicide attempts? seems like a good way to meet similar people

>>36977150
>>calls 911

fuck off yank

>>36977185
he LITERALLY called 911

>when mum finds out you tried to kill yourself live on the internet

>>36977150
When I was 15 I had to sit through a 30 minute assembly, all about how we phone 999 and not 911.

A good 30% of the tards at school thought we used 911.

It was a real eye opening experience. I'm 23 now so it's probably much worse these days given the extent of how Americanised we've become.

>>36977212
>MUM FOUND THE SUICIDE STREAM
o

Did you all watch someone kill themselves or something what

>calls 911 as a prank for the stream
>parents find out about his son
>really calls 999 and the kid gets put in a psych ward

poetry

>>36977253
Trying to kill himself but he couldn't even get that right

what is with all the spam? is someone doing it to purposely fuck it up

>Dial 999
>"Through to emergency services, Which service?"
"Police and ambulance"
>"So what is the emergency?
"A guy has just threatened to commit suicide online, he's live streaming now and just had a bag around his head, has some form of medication and razor blades with him"
>Is he a friend of yours?
"No, I don't know him, he just posted the threat and stream online"
>So where did you see him post the threat?
"4chan, I can give you the exact URL of the thread and stream if it would help?"
>"What is Forn chan?"
"No, 4chan, it's an internet discussion forum"
>"What topics are discussed on this forum?"
"Its just a general discussion forum really"

>"So what's he doing now?"
"He's a bit calmer now, but he did just have a bag around his head and is still threatening to kill himself"
>We'll need to send an officer round to speak to you about what you've seen, can I have your address?
"XX XXXX Steet, XXXXX"

(1/2)

>>36977253
no, people thought they were watching a suicide, but it was actually some narcissistic jahans looking mother fucker who drunk cough syrup and a sip of bleach mixed with loads of pepsi, then made himself vomit along with terrible coughing play acting, and everyone thought oh obviously he's dying

This tinychat website is fucking shite. Why does it let other people join it

>>36977323
I don't think he set it up properly

>>36977311

(2/2)

10 minutes pass
>Police calls
>"I can't find your house"
>Give them directions

>5 mintues pass
>Knock on the door
>Let policewoman in
>Have stream up on screen live
>"We've got people back at our HQ watching this now too"
>Where did he post the original threat?
>Show her the original thread
>"What is this website? I only understand facebook and whatsapp"
"It's basically a general discussion forum, no topic in particular, diy, cooking, anything really."
>"So you're on this website at silly hours in the morning watching people kill themselves?"
"No, this isn't usual, it's the first time I've ever seen someone post something like this, and I'm not sure how serious he was, so I thought it'd be safer to call than not"

>Advert for some other board on the top of the page, basically 2d child porn
>"We're not here to penalise you but that's a bit naughty isn't it? Anyway so you've never spoken to him before then, do you know where he lives?"
"I don't know where he lives, I'm not a facebook friend so don't have any info about him"
>"Well thanks for letting us know about the stream, you did the right thing, goodnight"

All I'm learning from this is to never use tinychat

wow nearly 3 in the morning lads

I should go to sleep really, I've been a good boy this whole year and gone to sleep on time and woken up early but for some reason now I want to stay up all night

>>36977342
How did they find him in the end/get his mobile number?

or did he call them himself?

Dads frying squid at 3am again ffs

>>36977342
The police came to your house for reporting something online? What the fuck, when Mummy May bans 4chan for inciting terrorism and child porn you're going to be the first to shipped away mate. You're on their list now

>>36977342
>silly hours in the morning
But its Friday
Wut

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going to go eat some chocolate weetos and hopefully watch a movie

so many movies I could watch I can never choose

>>36977514
I've just had a massive shit
My arse is so raw right now

>>36977412
has he lost control of his life?

This just reminds me of the time some kid I fraternised with at school got sectioned, everyone at school was talking about how crazy he'd gone.

When I heard he got released I thought it would be a laugh to text him and pretend to be one of his other friends, with a new number, and invited him out to play football.

So he shows up to this kids house unannounced, straight out of the loony bin, talking about the plans they made to play football which only adds to the rumours of his insanity.

The other guy was terrified for a while but it worked out well because they eventually reconnected and became best friends.

It was easily the worst thing I've ever done to another human being.

Can't decide what to wank to ffs, asianstreetmeat it is

>>36977494

Yes, and I'm never ever calling the police again after that fucking charade

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>>36977591
just spent 2 hours trying to find something to wank to but nothing aroused me, I only got half-erect once cause I forcefully played with it. I've given up.
>>36977543
My arse actually was sore last time I went for a poo, hurt a lot - No blood though. Hurt while I was walking earlier too.

>>36977674
if this was on that stream ebinalad, i would be around at your house having words with you.

dont be getting any ideas

>>36977705
if this was you*

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Just replaced my underwear - they were very damp, damper than I thought - pee leakage problems.

they smell quite strong too, got my nose into them sort of regrettably I suppose

>>36977705
I watched it for a bit but I could tell he wasn't going to go through with it. I'd probably lay my head on a railtrack or something but don't worry I don't think i'll kill myself. I'm too afraid of death.

I think i'd go out like elliot rodger, live a totally hedonistic lifestyle or convert a van into a home and live like that

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>starting the last series of Seinfeld tonight
Fuck lads, what am I going to do when it's over?
Post waifus

new season of fargo finally got good, it was all a bit nothingy first 3 episodes, but that one was very good

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>>36977897
Yeah I'm watching it now and loving it, so glad it picked up.
Villain in this one is aaace

>>36977897
>>36977954
Think I might give this a go later, might watch the movie then try season1 or just try season1

>>36977874
do you want my wet underwear? does your piss fetish extend to others?

>>36977873
to me ebinalad, you are like a beautiful flower among poison ivy

Get a wash ebinlad you dirty bastard

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>>36977874
Got a headache which is annoying

>>36978040
I will on monday because I go outside on tuesday, once a week its perfectly adequate, I used to go for months or maybe even a year during the shut in period. I'll give my area a rubdown with a babywipe since you asked

>>36977979
season 1 is very similar to the movie in a lot of ways, while being totally different characters and period of time.

I'm a huge fargo fan, and the movie is best watched first because it's obviously a classic, but turning it into a tv show made the whole thing even better, and when I rewatched the movie it wasn't quite as good still pretty damn good tho

after season 1 they take the fargo 'formula' and go wild with it in season 2 making something totally different, and in season 3 they seem to be going even stranger and experimental, for example ewan mcgregor playing twin brothers.

season 1 of fargo has to be one of the greatest tv shows ever made though desu

Binging the peep show lads, never watched it and I'm amazed how. It's hitting The Inbetweeners levels of relatable

ah yes... pissy underwear.... quite pungent indeed....ahhhhhhhh.....oooh whats this.... a cum stain?!...ahh so delectable

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Milk Cat 49

>>36976890
>/brtifeel/
You fucking clown, I almost didn't find it

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Do not open unless you want to see fresh desusan

>>36978367
Oh God, that's disgusting

>>36978367
reported you sick fuck

enjoy your ban

Britbongs eternally btfo can't even keep a thread going

>>36978932
I was monitoring it lad, it was on page 7

>>36978932
It's 4am, you daft tosser

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is bit bean back boys?

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>>36977874
Is nobody going to acknowledge the OP?
>brtifeel

>Grab a razor
>Burn the razor
>Shave right arm

What did he was thinking, the bag man made my night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YspPCB8c0gw

>>36979556
I just tried to delete your comment but then remembered I couldn't

slept 6pm to 5am
that's normal right?

>>36980085
yes

>tfw haven't slept

I really need to get a full time job, I have 4 days off work a week and my sleeping pattern always gets fucked

is it bad karma that the day I start my round of dnp it gets really fucking hot really fucking fast?

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>>36976890
what are these threads? i never really cared but seeing every new thread with a new picture and new things in the background is kind of cool

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>>36980473
The British invasion of /r9k/ where failed normies and regular normies come to get away from.shitty yanks and have good old self deprecating banter.

Welcome, enjpy your time lad.

What are you poofs having for brekky?

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WHO ELSE GOT THIS BULLSHIT?

>tfw no chinese housewife gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Fy3lIRifQ

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>>36976890
>/brtifeel/

nice work you fucking bellsniff

>>36982710
Oh no, how dare they charge you extra for a service that they're not legally required to provide. The bastards, making your life more convenient for a frankly minimal amount of money.

>>36980444
Redpill me on dnp please. Want to lose some fat.

>>36983113
Don't use it, dnp anon is basically cataloguing his suicide on /r9k/

>>36983152
Is he the one who's getting ready for a anime con or is there more than one lad on it here?

>>36983179
trying to get to 11st
diet alone is almost no progress per week

>>36983231
>trying to get to 11st
What are you now? I'm assuming you dont care but what are the health risks?

>>36983265
12st 9
9 pounds in 10 days on DNP should be easy

risks are minimal, this isn't my first cycle
multivit a day and plenty of water
doing 400mg so there is very little that can go wrong

if you're 20st thinking this will do you any good, don't bother

fun story: I grew up in the same town that the an hero meme originated from

rochester, minnesota

I also lived less than 3 miles away from good ol' mitchell henderson

>>36983287
No I'm about the same as you, I do lift I just over did the bulking part. Will I lose muscle as well or just fat?

>Search oriental supermarket near me on google maps
>Only get paki shops

That's not oriental reeeee

>this what the height of British telly during the 90's

A simpler time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMe8VzUnRE4

>>36983386
It is technically oriental. If we go back to a really old definition

>>36983291
Did his death have much effect on the town (in part or as a whole), or was it a big media thing that died down quickly?

>>36983390
>watching this on saturday nights
>stars in their eyes
>the lottery
>gladiators
>the royle family

never wanted to watch that stuff but there was fuck all else to do

>>36983390
Growing up it doesn't seem like styles have changed that much since the 90s but you can really see how fashion has changed.

>>36983409

honestly, I wasn't even aware of it. I was a junior in high school at the time and outside of my tiny social circle, I didn't really pay much attention to anything

my guess would be that there was a bit of a shitstorm (town was still under 100k at that point and people like to think it's the center of the universe because of a clinic that's known worldwide). I should ask my younger brother, he was in middle school at the time and might know

I wish my story was more exciting than that

I also lived in the same town as eggman until he got doxxed

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Me completely missing the fucking hint last night. The last text was after I'd fallen asleep...

Kill me lads.

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Mummy may will save us from teenage embarrassment.

>>36983556
>facebook
>existing when you were a teenager

I'm old

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>Corbyn: "Britain has fought no just wars since 1945"

Falklands

Korean war

>>36983556
>legal right
>"mr zuck pls delete this post from 2004"
>"no lol"
wow, it's fucking nothing

>>36983670
Also, you know, Bosnia. That thing where we intervened and stopped a literal genocide from happening

>>36983678
*Facebook blocked in Britain*

>>36983685
>Bosnia

Kosovo, whatever. Point is Corbyn's a twat

>>36983724
>>36983685
Wasn't that the war where we sided with muslims over christians?

wakey wakey rise and shine robots!

Got an hour before maccies breakfast stops lads shall I head into town for it?

>>36983670

Old Labour view would be that the Falklands were an Imperial possession. Korea I dunno, I assume he's seeing it as a UN operation and thus not a "British" war. Same probably true of the FRY ops the other anon mentions.

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>>36983902
That would be a nice breakfats
Be Nice britfeelers
Just had my braekfast of left overs with mushroom and olive rice just want to go back to bed

>>36983737
>Wasn't that the war where we sided with muslims over christians?

It was also the war that was started by the actions of a single, genuinely insane soldier of staff rank.

Quite a few bricks were shat over that in the aftermath.

>>36983964
What country are you from? Somewhere eastern Euro?

>>36983953
>Korea I dunno

Labour would hate the idea of fighting communism

>>36983999
>>>36983964 (You)
> What country are you from? Somewhere eastern Euro?
The Isle of Britannia
Do you ask that because of pic or my retarded spelling

>>36984035

Not really no, particularly not the Soviet/Red Chinese brand. Elements of the Labour party may have been Communist at times (Militant) but the party never has been and still isn't for what it's worth. Even Corbyn is far from Marxist.

>>36984047
Retarded spelling.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494664390478.webm

Congrats, we never need to have this argument again because there's now a handy webm to do it for us

>>36984121
fags who think genitals are the defining factor are welcome to fuck a FtM bodybuilder with a vagina

I'll go ahead and enjoy myself a smoking hot chick with a cute little pinky winky peepee that may as well be a clitty, and a set of balls that looks like a cute bunny tail

>>36984047
Where are your parents from?
F

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>>36976890

I've come to realize that NEETdom is inexcusable for anyone - and this is after 5 years of becoming a distinguished basement wizard. Anyone who is in it should just fix themselves and get on with it, like don't you people have ANY willpower?

>>36984189

I apologize that the NHS is unable to provide for your illness, it is a drain on our country and one which we must rectify.

>>36984189
>chick
That's a man.

>>36984212
You'll chase them out eventually, Ahmed.

>>36984206

30+ year NEET with all the will power I or anyone else will ever need.

One works to live, one does not live to work and IMO anybody who works when they don't need to has a screw loose.

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>>36977874
get woken up by housemate at 04:30,he was fucked half collapsed in kitchen. i thought it was burglars so ran downstairs with my gun. he nearly shat himself when i charged in kitchen with it pointed at his head.

>>36984221
I'll tell you what it is, it's feminine, submissive and wants the D

more for me if you don't want it

>>36984231

No chasing required, just hospitals and...organ banks.

>>36984247
Yank
Please go.
You are making me feel uncomfortable

>>36984257
>if you don't want it

I'm straight, so go right ahead homo

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>>36984245

Sorry pup - working toward and accomplishing goals and interacting with humans are scientifically proven to be beneficial to your mental health. Don't deny science if you wish to participate in this "monastery" that is NEETdom. We don't need more idiots. I'm sick of it and I'm trying to get out

>>36984245
This is completely right to many people work I believe Marx called not working freedom wish more people thought like this
Hate those normies that define themselves by there jjob

>>36984260
Given your sterling track record of civilized behavior, one expects you to eat the stolen organs, rather than keeping them for transplant.

>>36984319
Nonsense, one can work toward any number of life goals without every taking a wage. Doing something one does not want to do simply in order to be able to eat is the very antithesis of a life well lived.

There is no correlation between NEETdom and isolation, except perhaps again a financial one. In short, if you are living in a basement wanking into a sock and speaking only to your mother... That's your choice. I know people who work 60 hour weeks and have remarkable similar lifestyles.

Don't blame the lack of a job for you being a vegetable.

>>36984343
More money in transplant organs than in devilled kidneys lad.

>>36984266
you're making yourself uncomfortable by jumping to conclusions lad
it's only a C02 powered bb.

>playing cs with a friend
>teamed up with some yank
>almost hit him with a scout because he's acting like an idiot
>he kills me
>end of the next round I shoot him once in the torso so he has to buy new armour as a punishment
>he kills me at the start of the next
>kill him at the end of the round after
>get killed twice more at the start of the subsequent rounds
>it cools down
>using a negev to suppress and enemy at ct
>he jumps in the way of my negev
>I get banned
I hate multiplayer games

I'm awake and watching pokemon now

Gave my dad the chocolates

>>36984618
The chocolates?
Did you spike them with something?

>>36984642
Don't talk to it, it'll just think you want gay sex

Reminder I have a credit limit of 4,500

>>36984642
Nah, they were a reward from work and I felt bad about being mean to my dad

>>36984648
I try not to but that intrigued me. And honestly I've tried ignoring it and other people just fuck it up

lads anyone here ever got a security clearance?

>>36984681
>security clearance?
For what?

>>36984681
Yeah, why?

blah blah blah fuck off robot

Is browsing /r9k/ almost exclusively every day for hours on end a powerful indicator that your life has gone down the shitter?

>>36984719
>Is browsing /r9k/ almost exclusively every day for hours on end a powerful indicator that your life has gone down the shitter?
Yes

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I'm going to try my best not to binge eat or make myself sick today lads~

Who else here /trying/?

>>36984719
Nah, we're all well adjusted normies. Having a job and social life is a gimmick, the real test of normality is how long you can lay on your sofa posting memes and pretending to be gay on /britfeel/

>36984734
Fuck off you attention seeking waste of air

>>36984719
never even had a chance desu

>>36984701
BPSS, CTC, SC or DV

>>36984703
I'm concerned about past drug use(longer than 12 months).
What clearance do you have and do you know how past drug use is handled?

>>36984719
Yeah, once I got my life on track I barely had any time to post here

>>36984734
>weekend
No chance

>>36984748
I have SC, used to have DV. What level are you going for? Do you need a DBS check too?

>>36984257
>I'll tell you what it is, it's feminine, submissive and wants the D
Sure, a feminine, submissive MAN. Why can't you accept this fact? You have no argument.

>>36984748
Er, the only clearance I've ever had was one that said I was allowed to work with kids

>>36984766
>Why can't you accept this fact?

Because it is not possible except as a symptom of mental illness. If you were well you would realise that.

>>36984762
I'd like to go for DV and I don't know if I'd need a DBS check.

>>36984766
why do you assume people who like traps are willfully ignorant of the fact that it's genetically male?

of course I'm not fucking deluded into thinking it's biologically a female, but ftm trannies are biologically women and that doesn't mean you want to fuck them because of their genetics. I want to fuck traps because they have the same sexual attributes as regular girls, just with a dick. The genital is the least important part here buddy, as has already been established

>>36984719
It's nothing a cosmic bog brush can't sort out.

>>36984756
Kind of think the weekend would be easier since there are no external stresses, poley~

>>36984875
But there's so much free time

On weekdays I can restrict my food intake for 10 solid hours when I'm at work and travelling to

what does a willy taste like?
I'm tasting one soon and want to be prepared

Tries last night but will ask again today: any Leeds lads fancy a pint? It's my first shift at a new place today and I could probably do with something to take the edge off. About 1730 if anyone's interested.

>>36984902
come and taste mine to find out!

>missed the drama last night

Damn

>>36984930
ugh, Leeds

Anywhere near the train station?
You covering the drinks?

>>36984840
I assume since you're asking about drug use then it's documented somewhere and could be found out. DV they will do a full criminal check, including spent convictions and non-conviction police info. So if you were ever arrested or your details are in police records for drug use then they'll know.

DV also comes with a 3-4 hour interview as well, where they will try to trip you up if you lie about drug use. The interviewer, prior to the interview will basically dox you to find anything they can use to question you. They're checking integrity and risk, not intentionally trying to screw you though.

Honesty is the best policy. If you're not using now then it shouldn't be an automatic no, but you will have to explain why you aren't a blackmail risk for example.

DV basically encompasses anything that would be in a DBS so that's irrelevant.

>>36984891
I feel that going long periods of time without eating leads to an inevitable binge from my experience. I try to eat small amounts regularly and that seems to work for me~

>>36984955
>If you're not using now then it shouldn't be an automatic no,

Anything beyond Bill Clinton levels probably is though.

>>36984954
I'm not meeting up with you, least of all alone, and no I'm not covering the drinks. I don't want to become a meme lost in the next bizarre chapter of your ongoing saga. What's next? Poley attempts a copycat Rotherham? Poley loses his infatuation with slavs and decides that he's spiritually an eskimo? Perhaps you get into the furry fandom? That last one seems especially plausible since you can hide your skin colour and convince yourself that everyone believes that Peaches the Squirrel is actually a girl.

>>36984955
I don't have any sort of criminal record.
The only way how they could find out about my drug use is if they were to ask my former roommates.
Or if they had access to my internet history (which they certainly won't get from my computers).

Thanks for answering my questions.

>>36984840
Your sponsor will choose the appropriate security clearance for you to apply for.

just realised I haven't had a shit in several days

worrying

>>36984853
>why do you assume people who like traps are willfully ignorant of the fact that it's genetically male?
I never did. It's just interesting the linguistic subterfuge trap enthusiasts use. The reply from >>36984257 is case in point. Avoiding the point brought up entirely. You never see them say 'yes it's a man'.

>but ftm trannies are biologically women and that doesn't mean you want to fuck them because of their genetics
There it is again. No one said that. You're making up events that never happened to tery and trick people into thinking you're saying anything useful instead of addressing the claim made at you (in this case 'it's still a man'. And no, don't straw man me and start talking about fully transitioned, that's not at all what has been spoken about here).

>I want to fuck traps because they have the same sexual attributes as regular girls, just with a dick.
Fine, do that. No one cares. You're just getting mad when you can't dispute anyone who says 'that's still a man' or 'gaaaaaay' (go on, tell me it's a feminine penis).

>>36984762
How long did your SC take?

>>36984930
You should talk to this guy
>>36976947

>this razor leaves a lot to be desired

>>36984955
> non-conviction police info
what is this? would you know about it?

>>36985209
>Tired after a withering day of wagecucking
>Meet up for a relaxing pint
>Get walloped
No thanks

>>36985193
LITERALLY acknowledged that traps are biologically men you fucking wankstain

it's INCREDIBLY reductivist to say that traps are gay like there's no difference whatsoever between fucking a dude and fucking a dude who's hopped up on female hormones to make their body develop feminine features, and who wants to be treated like a woman.

the comparison to ftm trannies is totally relevent, because you classify traps as gay because of genetics, and so by your own definition fucking a bodybuilder with a vagina is straight while traps are gay. It's a totally stubborn view of sexuality.

>7% of france is muslim
And I thought we had it bad

>>36985270

And this lads, is why Care In The Community is a bad idea.

>>36985260
What's your new job (and why are/how can you shitposting on 4Chan there)? What happened to your old one?

>>36985270
You want to fuck something with a penis. That is very, very gay. Like super gay.

>>36985312
>You want to fuck something with a penis. That is very, very gay. Like super gay.

right, so go ahead a fuck a ftm's cunt and proclaim your straightness when you pull out and cum in their beard

>>36984530
>Unironically using a Negev, I think someone deserved it desu.

>>36985312
You'd have to meet up with me to find out. But I left the last position since this one has better scope for advancement and additional training, plus I couldn't in good conscience continue to work for an exploitative boss. This wasn't self-interest either: it was workers further down the chain whom he was taking advantage of and it sickened me.

>>36985270
>the comparison to ftm trannies is totally relevent
I'm not talking about them. They don't have penises so that's pure male psychology there to be attracted to them. We're talking about penises, guy.

>by your own definition
What. No one has said that. Again with the whole dodging the point, it's transparent as fuck.
Would you suck that feminine penis? Tell me, would that be gay? Tell me your definition for what it would be with you sucking on the feminine penis.

>>36983101

Except I pay council tax... Which should include waste collection.

If you don't pay for it, you can't put that refuse in your normal bin, even though your council tax does pay for refuse collection.

But not the refuse that we want you to pay extra for.

>>36985325
...Not at all what anyone was saying. No one has claimed that. You're inventing all these views in your own brain. Why can't you listen to what anyone is telling you. A straight man would ALSO be disgusted by a many physique with a vagina.

>>36985239
Any time you've been involved with the police (gave your details, witnessed a crime, etc.) or any intelligence they have - such as someone reporting you for dealing drugs that was never investigated.

>>36985348
your whole argument against traps is that they're biologically male, but you're so slippery with your beliefs that you don't apply the same logic to ftm's because you don't want to admit your contradiction that genetics isn't the defining factor.

who gives a shit if they have a penis? you're not fucking it, they have this thing called a prostate that makes them cum from that you know.

so long as the body is feminine, the personality is feminine, what's to stop a straight guy from wanting to fuck it?

>>36985349
>Except I pay council tax... Which should include waste collection.

Should =/= must. They say in the letter it's not a requirement, it's something they do as a service. Extras don't come for free.

>>36985397
I never knew anyone could spend so much time arguing with someone without actually listening to what's being said.

>>36985426
I'd say the same about you

>>36985395
And since my name is fairly common I'm fucked?

>>36985397
>so long as the body is feminine, the personality is feminine, what's to stop a straight guy from wanting to fuck it?
The penis? What with not being gay and all.

>>36985426

Would you spend time trying to convince oneof those guys that shouts at dogs in the street that he is not, in fact, the second coming of Jebus?

Arguing with one of these mentalists is equally futile, ignore it and it'll go away.

>>36985432
You sure showed him, brah. REKT, blacked, BTFO, how can straightfags even complete.

nah thats not me, NEET beta cuck nah that's not me.

>>36985395
>I could report people on my class applying for the same security jobs as me to ensure I get it over them

>>36985441
again

>hurrr you gaybo why would you want to fuck something feminine?

>>36985440
nah, they'll separate by DOB, location, etc. You won't get fucked because you're John Smith in Manchester who witnessed a hit & run, while John Smith in Somerset shoots heroin and rapes babies

Lads, how do you pronounce desusan? Is it "De Susan" or is it "desu-san"?

>>36985349
>>36985407

We pay so much council tax and get so little from it. Or maybe I just don't know what I get from it. As a robot I obviously don't partake of a lot of their services (roads, etc) so you can understand why I'd be annoyed by them taking something I actually do use.

>>36985493
Penises aren't feminine. You're deluded.

Disclaimer: Male bodies with vaginas are also not feminine.
Just had to put that there so you don't sperge out like a retard (again).

I'm starting to think you're all a wee bit intimidated by traps because you don't have confidence in your own masculinity. it's all about feminine vs masculine and submission vs dominance, and I think you're actually afraid of the tables being turned with a trap and unwillingly becoming the submissive/feminine participant in the act. anyone who's confident sexually has no worries about some trap's useless dick being used to dominate them.

>>36985507
As a traveller I have no solid place of residence, that's my concern.

>>36985536
roast beef curtains aren't particularly feminine, but you'd give an arm to fuck one

>>36985349
>>36985407
>>36985520

Here's a cunning plan- Just put a handful of sticks and grass clippings in your normal bin each time. Or take a plastic bag to empty into a public bin.
Or just compost all your leaves and shit.

>>36985546
>Anyone who's confident sexually wouldn't mind occasionally taking one up the wrong 'un from a qt trap
Fixed desu

>>36985561
Yes, vaginas are feminine. Are you contesting this?
And to your latter point, not especially. I know you're just trying to social shame me here but I know it's because you lack real arguments so you can have a small amount of my pity.

>>36985546
Dominant woman=fine, no problems. Not arguing about social constructs or whatever it is you're trying to turn this into.
'Feminine penis'=that's a man. That's all I'm saying. That's all I've been saying.
Take your armchair psychology elsewhere.

>>36985578
Beefy vaginas aren't feminine. Just like the more vascular a penis is the more masculine it is.

>>36985520
>We pay so much council tax and get so little from it.

Start making suicide attempts, you pay for the ambulance service so you might as well use it

>>36985576
nice way to ignore the point there and make a statement that was the complete opposite of what was said.

>>36985578
do you say there's no difference between different vaginas? there are certain vaginas with dark colouring and large labia etc that are not very feminine and most men agree that they're less attractive. similar to penises, there are very vascular penises that are incredibly masculine, whereas there are smaller, smoother penises that often have a much lighter colouring to them and they are objectively more feminine looking.

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>>36985662
Thanks my internet friend

>>36985627
You're playing word games again, try an actual argument.

feminine
adjective
1. having qualities or an appearance traditionally associated with women, especially delicacy and prettiness.
>The anon who likes traps in charge of determining what's representative for each gender.
Before you focus in on the 'especially': stop, don't become a smuggie personified.
I'm also expecting you to redefine what I'm talking about when I say 'word games' by pointing out I posted a definition of a word. Please disappoint me in this.

>>36985662
>This vagina is more feminine
>This vagina is less femanine.
You're working up to justifying it with 'feminine penis' aren't you. Am I living in an Assigned Male comic?
But to address you-
All irrelevant. A woman with a penis is a man (or a surgically altered woman I guess).

>>36985660
Did you miss the 'I don't use the services' part?
I know I'm selfish in this. I'm also poor.

>>36985736
here we go again round in circles

I've already stated that saying they're a man makes no difference so long as they're feminine, because of the fact that it doesn't matter that a ftm is still technically a woman, they look like a man so you don't want to fuck them. whereas, a trap may be male, but they look like a woman and so it's not gay to fuck them. every time all you do is say that ftm's are irrelevent in this because they look like men, despite the fact that you're literally arguing right now that genitals are the defining factor in what is feminine and what is masculine.

>>36985558
>As a traveller I have no solid place of residence, that's my concern.

If it's DV, forget it.

>>36985763
Being poor is rubbish, you should get some more money

>>36985558
>no solid place of residence

Oh sweet Lord you have no chance. They have to verify your addresses for the last 5 years for CTC or a fucking DBS check. You have no chance.

>>36985690
why does she have two mouths

>>36985827
Double the mouths, double the smug.

>>36985827
Double the smug.

>>36985001
Cool, shoot down your one potential friend

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>>36976890
I don't understand the point of these threads.
Can somebody give me a quick rundown ?

>>36985784
Are you trying to justify your fetish to me, a random stranger on the internet?
I don't care what you think of as sexy, or even feminine or masculine. I've said it again and again but you keep ignoring me. I don't care if you think it's irrelevant or against some point no one is arguing- that's a man. Period. No imaginary talking points, no mental gymnastics to try and alter what's being spoken about. That's literally all I'm saying. You suck dick if you want, literally no one here likely gives a fuck. It's still a man. Stop trying to tell me about degrees of femininity or what should or should not be attractive.
>whereas, a trap may be male, but they look like a woman and so it's not gay to fuck them.
Still a man. Again, that's all I'm saying. No value judgements, just 'that is a man'. Disprove it if you can.

>>36985877

Lurk moar.


/;'.,./.,/.,//,/.,l';l'l'.?.,

>>36985910

It's a troll and a really, really shit one.

>>36985877
Council tax, what should it cover and traps, are they gay.

Just rubbing a cat's belly lads haha

Currently catfishing a black guy from London. He didn't even appear to be the nigger type

>you still a virgin until you been wit a black man
>they call dem white boy for a reason
>you couldn't handle the pipe

This is pure cringe

>>36985957
How's the toxoplasma?

>>36985339
I picked it up from an enemy

>tfw trying to into philosophy
>backlog of thousands of years across the entire world

fuck

>>36985982

If you want some Sub Suharan African philosophy to look at >>36985962

>>36985982

Why are you "trying to get into" it?

Either you are or you aren't.

just had an imaginary conversation with my ex-gf haha!

>>36985962

Hahaha tell him to bring you bacon and ask him to meat you on the corner of a street only catch is that the street has a mosque on it hahahaha

>>36985962
Post a picture, lad. This sounds funny.

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>>36986006
Just had a conversation with my imaginary gf haha!

Just took a massive shit that looks a little bit like a girl. A little turned on desu

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>>36986023
>Just took a massive shit that looks a little bit like a girl. A little turned on desu
...What?

>>36986023
This is the type of post I live for.

>>36986023
You are 100% self sufficient now lad well done

>>36985871

I've been in these threads for years but never really followed your blog before, reading it now and feeling somewhat sympathetic

any good starting points, or should I just read from the earliest post forward?

>>36986023
tell it you love it.

>>36985962
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PIPE

fuckin whiteys baka

*Walks back home to make another goodfellas shitpost*

I've just heard that people use lube when masturbating.
Why do they do this?
I'd understand if they were having a cheeky bum wank but why would a normal person need lube?

>>36986289
Americans have no foreskin so they need lube to wank without friction burn or ripping the skin

really activates my almonds that they mutilate their children like this

>>36986289
People who are circumsised need lube because. Anyone else has just fell for the meme

>>36986313
>>36986316

I was circumcised by the NHS because they were too lazy to just give me drugs and i dont need lube.

>Endless overcast

Really tempted to emmigrate

>>36986349

I've already decided to, although my intended destination is pretty much the same weather wise.

>>36986313
Would having no foreskin make you last longer?
Just
Wondering

>>36986371
Wouldn't that mean you were less sensitive? That sounds like a bad thing.

>>36985999
its just a phrase m8 calm down

>>36986328
depends how much they take off

making a chip butty lads

Any updates on suicide lad from last night?

>>36986425
He chickened out like a fucking pansy

glad someone wiped the smug grin off ukogs face
he really is minor league compared to the true greats

>>36986425
he was faking the whole time if it wasn't obvious enough lad

just because someone can go off camera and stick fingers down their throat then vomit up on camera doesn't mean they're dying. his coughing and falling over were very poorly acted as well.

I think in the end he got his just desserts because his mum found out somehow what he was pretending to do and so now hopefully he's sectioned and he can get some treatment for being an attention whore

was rattling real bad this morning

just managed to pick up some gear

i'll probably spend the next two hours looking for a vein

>>36986508

I liked the part where his mum got involved, that was interesting. I turned my speaker up to hear what was happening and then got deafened by the spammers.

>>36986533
is there a video? sounds like a laugh if it was indeed fake

>>36986567

I wouldn't be surprised if he filmed it all but I don't have a video. It was just a fat neet with a bag on his head in the dark.

>>36986533
>I turned my speaker up to hear what was happening and then got deafened by the spammers.
I hated that. Especially the wanker who kept posting that sound cloud song who robbed the hash from the gaf song

>>36986425

People were kept saying someone should phone the police/ambulance, I eventually did, they asked me a load of questions, eventually asked why I was browsing a 'dodgy website'.

He turned out to be in america, britbong police contacted burger police, they phoned me again this morning to say he's in hospital now, didn't specifiy whether it was mental hospital or just regular hospital for drinking all the medicine/bleach whatever

>>36986148
Yeah, just start from the beginning

It's hard to follow though due to the one year I had to stop posting due to my bail conditions

Thanks for the support

>>36986680

How's life now? I know you've got that job at the call centre so at least some stability+income

>'cooking' bacon
???

Need to buy a bra but I'm worried someone will notice I'm wearing it

>>36986710
My job takes up all my time so it stops me thinking, if I'm not thinking, I can't feel upset or angry

Once I'm fired though, I will probably focus myself on balancing the scales

>>36976926
What did I miss lads?

>>36986508
i dont think it was fake. he probably didnt actually want to kill himself though. it was most likely a cry for help out of desperation. the fact people were encouraging him to do it is very fucked up. if people dont want to help, they should just fuck off.

just want to stay high forever lads

>>36986660
you're good lad. police were a bit disrespectful to you, which was unfortunate.

>>36986723
Opposed to frying bacon, I assume

>>36986748
he should fuck off, he wasted all our time for a bit of attention, what a selfish prick, I wish he'd died

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>>36986777
>those Godly trips

>>36986660
Good work lad.

fucking robot thing

I've been soloing it 5 times a day

I don't know why, my penis looks very different, much smaller. Hope it's not permanent

>>36986836
and know you know why all porn is owned by the jews

>>36986795
>he wasted all our time for a bit of attention

implying you wanted to see him die. he was fucking 16 lad. you seriously need to think about what you're saying.

>>36986811
>>36986776

Full greentext is here

>>36977311
>>36977342

>>36986863
the only reason you watch a stream like that is to see something real and thrilling on the edge of life and death

he didn't offer that, and I'm disappointed

>>36977342
>basically 2d child porn
>"We're not here to penalise you but that's a bit naughty isn't it?
You must have been sweating yourself

how many 30mg codeines do i need to take to feel good and how long will it last me?

>>36986928
do you have a conscience?

>>36986996
first timer? would start off with 60mg leave it for 30 mins see how you feel then either drop one or two more

effects will last 3-4 hours generally for best outcome do it on an empty stomach

NYOB
NYOB
NYOB
NYOB
NYAAAAAA-FUCK YEAH
hehe

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Who here has gone to the doctor to talk about mental health stuff?

I'm thinking a lot about doing it. But I kinda just want to discuss options, rather than specifically go there looking for medication or whatever (if anything, I'd really rather avoid medication if possible).

Will a doctor just give me a prescription and tell me to fuck off or can they suggest other stuff too?

I'm really trying to maintain good habits (healthy eating etc) to try and maintain a better mood but it's hard when my mood swings really low or I get massive fear for going outside or whatever.

>>36986947

>Having a police officer in your house
>Having to explain 4chan to them

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

What did you get mummy for mother's day?

>>36986996
Take 2 and it'll last you awhile, lasts me about an hour and a half I think but I only take one at a time now. I only use it for my headaches after all.

>>36987094

Yankee doodle detected

>>36987070
They can prescribe things and if they don't work, or you're afraid to, you can ask them to sign you up for therapy sorts of things (remember the doctor is not a mental health worker, he primarily knows biology and biochemistry).
I'd give it a while before bothering the NHS about it right now though.

>>36987094

YANK DETECTED

OUT OUT OUT

>>36987034
yes, but that doesn't mean I need to feel bad about everything

it's not like I was murdering the fucking guy and enjoying it

>>36987088
Was the policewoman fit? That's the true question here

>>36987094
it was 2 months ago in the uk you dumb burger

>>36987088
its funny and mad how disconnected the average person is to the likes of 4chan and the stuff that goes on here.

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>>36984319
>SICP
good taste lad

>Java
Sorry for your suffering

>>36987094

Amerilard detected.

>>36987094
Papers please, yank scum

>>36987094
Where is your temporary visa, you yank fuck?

>>36987118
>Not really, she was about 40

>>36987122
True, but what's even worse is that they literally could not grasp to concept of talking to a stranger online, they were constantly asking me personal questions about him, and I constantly had to tell them I have never met him or even seen him before that night but it just wouldn't register

>Anon is unsure whether to phone emergency services for suicide anon
>Kev gives him some guidance at odds of 1000/1

>>36975999

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>>36987196
>>36987146
>>36987138
>>36987120
>>36987112
>>36987107
i'm allowed here i swear

>>36987245

Fair enough lad

britbl0x

what ever happened to service station anon?

is he still prowling the m6 looking for a dick to suck?

>>36987245
You should have shown your documents up front, lad. This will not shine favourably on you when it comes time for renewal.

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>robot in burgerland tries to an hero
>It's down to britfeel to save him

Just another day lads

>>36987288
The guy literally called an ambulance for himself on stream then told his mum

>>36987199
>she was about 40

guessing she is one of them people that just users the internet for facebook, and other really normal sites. still a bit unexpected that she has never heard of anonymous chat rooms. i imagine your situation was really awkward. i remember trying to explain what a neet was to a teacher in uni and it just would not register in his brain.

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>>36987070
if they're anything like my GP they'll prescribe you shitty antidepressents and give you a standard questionaire no matter what your problem is

>>36976890
>/brtifeel/
Come on guys, it's like you're not even trying. Can you please write /britfeel/ next time so my filter works?

>>36987351
Never even noticed it was spelled wrong.

>>36987322
>a neet was to a teacher in uni and it just would not register in his brain.
I think people can grasp the concept of young unemployed people.

>>36987340
NHS guidelines on mental health are really stupid, no matter what the problem is they just try to give you SSRIs, and the only therapy they do is CBT and they refuse to actually diagnose people

>>36987371
>I think people can grasp the concept of young unemployed people.

Boomer cannot grasp anything that is not part of their own life. If they don't have an unemployed child themselves, it wouldn't register with them

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GETTING RID OF 12.5G AMBER LEAF!? WHAT THE FUCK ITS THE ONLY TOBACCO I BUY WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO BUY NOW?

>>36987472
vape instead, better for you and looks cooler

>>36987389
>no matter what the problem is they just try to give you SSRIs

Can confirm

>go to GP with insomnia
>walk out with SSRI prescription
>3 months of side-effects and being a zombie followed by a few weeks of brain zaps while I withdraw from them

>>36987340
just get one of the lads here to bum some sense into you

always works

>>36987493
Only faggots vape.

>>36987493
It also will help him find a boyfriend more easily

>>36987509
Problem solved then I guess

I'm gonna be in the UK for a few weeks soon. What can I expect? I'm not sure where I'll be going yet.

>>36987517
Poverty and south east asians

Just read an article in the daily mail regarding normies that regret having children; take that normal fuckers.

>>36987506
>Implying its possible to get a britfeel bf

really need my boipucci filled about this time of day lads

>>36987493
>vape instead, better for you
>better for you

Doubt it based on the clouds of 'vapour' emitted from them things. They'll be as bad if not worse than fags.

>>36987546

Just have a nice tea instead

>>36987539
i got one so you can too

>>36987557
it's just water bro. Cold steam

>>36987539
>he's not managed it

>>36987567
It doesn't seem like it anon, it never works out.

>>36987575
Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory found that the vaporizers released 31 harmful chemicals

Previous studies had already shown that e-cigarettes contain toxic chemicals. In 2009, the FDA warned that some e-cigs contain diethylene glycol, an ingredient used in antifreeze. And in 2015, a study showed that aerosols from e-cigs contain formaldehyde, another carcinogen. Some of these chemicals are also found in cigarette smoke.

>>36987506
Oddly enough, I do get homosexual urges when depressed. Maybe it's a sign.

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>too light to squat with my own body wieght
>have to wear a backpack with textbooks in to feel anything now

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>>36987661
i originally like this one

My boyfriend (Bi Top) sat me down yesterday and told me that "As I wear the trousers in this relationship, I want you to start wearing a dress around the house"

... I ... I don't know how to say this but that made me... very happy :3

How do I start to work out my dress size? Is this 'normal'?

Any Londonfags want to come dress shopping tomorrow?

>>36987740
I just had a poo and my bum is ringing

>>36987661
ugh, and people complain about our food

I'll have a haddock and chips, thanks

>>36987755
suicide is a good option