Stop what you're doing. Get on your hands and knees, and

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lmao nah this motherfucker got eczema on his dick

u see that shit? wtf

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>>36814886
It's called fordyce spots you dumb nigger. Everyone has them. They occur where hair grows on your dick and ballsack. I suggest you take a closer look at your own micro peen.

>>36814886
fordyce spots, over 50% of people have them you fucking virgin.

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Pleaseeee I really need a blowjob guys! Last night I kept dreaming over and over about sucking my own dick

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>>36814843
I.. i recognize those scars

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>>36815264
Well who else would it be?

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>>36815264
Also
>recognizing my scars and not my penis
For shame

>>36815403
Jesus Christ your dick is gross...please stop posting it you disgusting nigger.

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>>36815638
It looks pretty yummy to me! Come suck it please!

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>>36815680
location? i could give it a try

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>>36815879
Knoxville, TN
Please don't murder me

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Does anybody want to hear my penis growl, anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLdffjyLnIk

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>>36815913
Seems fake to me

>>36815911
i cant even afford a plane ticket anon~
i would love to slice your neck open while having your peen deep inside of me though

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>>36816196
That made my penis shrivel up. Please don't say such things.

>>36816234
look at you so tiny now
maybe i should somehow find a way to meet you

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>>36816261
I seriously wouldn't meet with you after you made that comment. I'm too paranoid now. I wouldn't feel safe near you even if we were in a safe public place.

>>36814843
I'm not gay but even if I was, why would I want to blow some skinnyfat autist instead of gay Chad?

>>36816308
anon...im am really tiny so you dont need to fear me
im sure you could defend yourself even if i was holding a long, heavy kitchen knife in my hand

I think OP might be the worst at taking dick pics. I've never seen dick pics as terrible as these, and it has nothing to do with how he looks

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>>36816362
Because my peen is cuter than Chad's!
>>36816479
Maybe you could come over and help me improve ;)

I'm not even gay but it looks like a nice dick and I'd suck it desu

>>36815911
I'm in Knoxville too, where are you bitch boy I'll chop your dick off

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>>36816574
I came already. But if you're ever on UT's campus, you might see me

>>36814843
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/bant/

Leave you skinny-fat faggot.

>>36816688
lgbt is a blue board newfag

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>>36816616
>tfw no beautiful tummy appendectomy bf to such the somewhat above average dick of
why live?

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>>36816848
Because one day we might meet!