/britfeel/

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i am so fucking tired of you bong faggots with your /brit/ generals on every fucking board

>>36717146
Should be a Sexy Kev Missionary Edition tbqhwyl

>>36717167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ

>>36717167
Agreed, just use the fucking site normally, you dont see a fucking swede or US thread on r9k.
Special snowflake faggots, all of you.

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>>36717167
>Leaf who is pissed the leafgeneral flopped on it's ass.

Don't be angry lad.

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>>36717146
should have crossed out april on the calendar tbqh lad

>>36717221
A shit my bad. Forgot it was May tbqh. Time means nothing anymore. Still feels like the year just started.

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Let me feel your muscles

fuck it, hunger strikes. I'm off to butty shop lads gonna get me some bacon sausage and egg with brown sauce, maybe some coconutty jam slice things as well

>>36717167
honestly who cares
i think britfeel does a good job of keeping its own stupid self-contained shit out of other threads

compare to the failures of trap general threads or shit like that.

britfeel is fine in my book because it's so easy to ignore

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Roast beef sarnies for dinner lads!
Post your dinners pls

>>36717192
That's how the JC works. They work to get you off their books, not find you the perfect job.
The perfect job is on you, they just want you working somewhere so their stats show they got X amount off bennies that month.

Kinda don't wanna go back on it myself after uni even though I've had some pretty good jobs since coming off bennies.

>>36717251
Let's not forget that /britfeel/ is extremely easy to filter out too. The only ones who complain are the ones too stupid to work a filter. They deserve to have to see /britfeel/ all the time.

>>36717242
Lad. Hit up asda. You can get 6 rolls, 8 rashers of bacon, 8 sausages and 6 eggs of 4 quid.

That's 6 bacon/sausage/egg rolls for 4 quid vs the 2 quid you'd pay for one.
Total saving of 8 quid lad.

>>36717261
Don't have a picture but its leftover pork from the weekend. Was great with the sunday roast.

>>36717280
You expect me to have some sandwiches with only one piece of bacon and 1 sausage in?

>>36717308
Sounds tasty did you have any apple sauce or stuffing to go in it?

>>36717320
Fine then lad. 2 eggs, 2 sausages and 1 egg.
that's 4 rolls. With 2 left over for 2 egg rolls.

Assuming you toss out the eggs and rolls. that's 4 quid for 4 rolls. Still saving you 4 quid.

are you supposed to set up some kind of arrangement with your window cleaner when you move into the house?
or will he do it regardless of whether you want him to or not, and always demand payment for his labour

>>36717261
That's some proper povvo looking bread you got there

>>36717360
It's Warburton bread, my uncle is a delivery driver for them so I get all the spare loafs.

>>36717392
How the mighty uncle has fallen from working at Nintendo to working as a delivery driver for Warbutons

>>36717397
Don't knock Warburtons, pal

>>36717280
asda is miles away, it'd be sainsbury and that's my mission for tomorrow. i'm hungry now cba walking there and back when the butty shop is literally 2 min away from my house .
but i appreciate the help lad, i'll be boxing clever tomorrow

>>36717392
I'm a Warbies boy myself

Could be worse. Could be milk roll

Who fucking buys that pile of garbage?

only good Warburtons bread is their orange toastie loaf

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Here lads, why do people listen to Grime, it's fucking shite.

And this is coming from a faggot who unironically likes Garage. Artful Dodger, The Streets, Burial, Doolally etc.

>>36717432
The big one in the "paper" packaging is godlike. Especially if it's proper fresh. Not the smaller one in their plastic packaging. That's shit

>>36717461
once got fooled by the smaller one, absolute pisstake

>>36717446
wow... it's almost as if... people have... different tastes in music...

woah...

Got burgled the other week lads. Was asleep on the couch at the time.

>>36717502
>couch
Nice try

>>36717502
Did your penis get touched?

>>36717446
skepta, wiley, dizzee rascal are all good
stormzy and the new wave of grime artists are trying too hard to copy their flow, making it sound forced and just bad in general

>>36717492
But it's utter shite. I feel like how 80s hip hop fans felt when gangsta rap started taking over as the main hip hop genre.

>tfw you hear scottish cunts using the word badman and 'finna'.

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>already been at work three hours

Time sure does fly when you're wasting it

Post waifus, please and thank you

>>36717538
What's a finna?

>>36717527
I liked Dizzee pre 'BONKERS'
never listened to skepta or wiley.

What would Tiny Tempah and Tinchy stryder come under, I don't mind them either.

>>36717553
It's muppet talk for going to.

Instead of going to hit the shops, they say 'finna hit the shops.'

Actual fools mate.

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Just got back from my uni wellbeing officer. I WAITED 6 WEEKS TO SEE YOU AND YOU JUST SAID THINGS THAT I HAVE ALREADY TRIED. He may aswell have said bee urself.

>be me, two hours ago
>leave flat early because of anxiety over where appointment is
>find room too quickly, virgin walk past his window and sit on chair outside for as long as possible before entering
>guy comes out with one minute until our appointment begins
>i'll be five minutes MATE
>tfw chad got a comfy job in counseling
>finaly enter
>gets me to do do the same test again
>yep, still have depression and anxiety
>proceeds to go through stratergies that I have already tried
>cry through the whole hour
>packs me off with some sheets of paper and a link to some fucking ted talk
>also a chart where I have to rate my mood with between one and five smiley faces at different times of day
Things don't get better, do they?

>>36717527
Sorry but Skepta isn't good. Stormzy and JME are both better than Skepta

>>36717575
modern day tinie tempah (youth) is pop and so is tinchy (thinking of the collab with n-dubz they did back in the day)

pass out is and always will be a banger tho

>>36717615
>this guy hasnt listened to konnichiwa
alright then thats your opinion but it won the mercury award for best british album so objectively and critically he is at least decent

gsap was okay but was too pop and r&b influenced to truly be called grime and integrity was great

>>36717582
Just lie and say you are getting better. Talking about being depressed is just going to make you more depressed

>>36717582
I'm from america so I stay out of these threads out of respect but this is the one time I couldn't resist
Sophie Turner is so hot I don't even know what to write beyond this I just had to get that out of my body before it fucking exploded
Its been a couple of years for me

>>36717622
I think it wasn't until I heard him feature on this Gang Gang Dance track I got into Tinchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeIUddsuaU

>>36717638
only British rap i like is 67 and im not even sure what they are classed as

tremz is alright for hype music

dont really like stormzy and his fans annoy me

>>36717658
eh, listened to that and i didnt really like it, different strokes i guess

>>36717660
67 is alright wave music and id class it as grime but its more laid back than most grime

>and his fans annoy me
they act like hes reinvented/revived grime when wiley dropped godfather just months before and showed that grime was never dead/struggling

>>36717525
As far as I know, only by me. Didn't even get the bonus of being violated.

>>36717520
What? I don't like "sofa".

>>36717746
i still remember when i got a knife to my throat when i was walking down an alley one day

worst part about it was it happened in broad daylight but too bad no one noticed

Woke up from a dream were bailey jay was serving me in waitrose. Too far gone

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>>36717545
great when you get paid for being lazy eh. i'm at home been busy fixing cattos scratching post been to the butty shop and am now going to see about bodging another modification to my desk

Whats the cheapest way to learn how to drive lads

>>36717770
Fuck. That doesn't sound like much fun.

>>36717801
read about it online and use someone elses car (parents if you still live with them) for practice

only practice gears, pedals and parking though, dont go for full drives until you get a blue license

>>36717801
Steal a car and teach yourself.
Get a friend to teach you.
Youtube videos.

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>>36717582
honestly mate you wont get any real help until you're sectioned for suicide attempt. Even then its just really powerful meds
You just gotta fix yourself, I'd recommend lifting and stop wanking every day
you're lucky though cause we're here for you

You're going to make it m8

>>36717582
wtf is your wellbeing officer doing?

My uni counsellor is trying to get me to understand why I'm so angry/depressed all the time and learn some CBT techniques. The counsellor I had last year was shit but this one is better. Sometimes it's just like that anon. If you really don't like this one try and see if you can get a different one and come up with some excuse like "I don't feel comfortable talking about my emotions with another man and would prefer a female well being officer" etc.

>>36717582
>>be me

redditor detected

>>36717839
Thank you anon.

I said that I think about/ used to think about heroing sometimes, but didn't seem to take me very seriously on that.

>>36717859
He did mention that I could switch, but I'd probably prefer him over a grill
for the expected reason
>>36717898
(you)

>>36717582
I had a shit experience with a uni well being officer went to the appointment, sat their in silence, only spoke to say "I can let it all out". We sat in silence for 40 mins. She cancelled all follow up appointments.

a month or so later I dropped out

>>36717809
yeah, i'll greentext if you want
>be 16 and in college
>be a weakling
>college finished early so walked home
>going down my normal route when i notice two people in black hoods
>thought about going down a different road but decided its nothing to worry about and to stop being paranoid
>BIG MISTAKE
>walked past them when they both stood infront of me
>i say "yes?"
>they grab my arm and take me down a back alley
>ask me if i have a phone
>i say no (obviously i have a phone, i said no in a panic)
>he feels my pockets and takes the phone out
>asks me if i think hes dumb
>stay silent
>he pulls out a knife and puts it against my throat
>asks me again
>say no
>tries to unlock my phone but it has a password
>asks he for the password
>literally cant talk due to shock and there being a knife against my throat
>he pushes the knife harder
>i say ok and tell him the password
>meanwhile the other person is looking through my bag, found my wallet which had money inside but for some reason they didnt take the money
>other person throws my bag on the floor and they both walk away
>they turn around and watch me saying "dont you dare tell anyone"
>picked my bag up and walked home
>called my mum from landline and told her everything
>police came over that evening
>gave a statement the next day

ive never been so scared and worried in my life, i think this is what made me who i am today in regards to having trust issues

>>36717859
>CBT techniques
Why in the fuck would they want you to learn cock and ball torture techniques?

>>36717988
Pain on the outside makes you forget about pain on the inside, friend.

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>>36717988
cognitive behavioural therapy
Mindfulness is the most useful from this
reading up on buddhism is a great way to help break out of the mind fog that depression creates

Jesus man the best looking girl from my uni has degenerated so badly now. Just saw a photo of her on instagram and she has a man's face now. A big jaw like desperate dan.

I really really fancied her. I could probably shag her now but it wouldn't be worth it

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>>36717582
Same shit happened to be a week ago but with the GP.

>GP calls me to check if my anti-depressants are still working and probably to make sure I'm not going to commit scrabble
>"Do you have any friends, Anon?"
I don't, I like being alone
>"Well what about hobbies?"
>I don't have any hobbies
>"What did you want to be as a child?"
>Nothing
>"Have you thought about doing volunteer work?"
>No
>"We have people to help you get out of the house more and support you"
>I've already been through all of that when I was younger
>"Yes but this is different"
>mfw it's obviously not different

Why can't normies understand that some people like being alone?

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>>36718060
>commit scrabble

>>36718060
liking living and being alone is different to being depressed
it may be the two are linked, maybe not
if they aren't linked, what makes you need to be on antis?

>>36718060
I imagine if you actually like being alone, you wouldn't be put onto anti-depressants.

You do sound a tad depressed.

>>36718080
>>36718084
I'm stuck in that flux of wanting human contact but also hating it.

Autism does that to you. People scare me.

>>36718060
doesn't sound like you enjoy being alone

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>>36718060
The part where he just lists things that normal people do is where I started crying.
>no friends
>on 4chan all day - I said twitch because he will only judge me more if I mention here
>no sports
>no hobbies
I want off this ride. Genuinely dispise everything about normie culture, but I'll eat as many blue pills as I have to if it means I can get off this ride

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>>36718103
>"What do you do during your free time?"
>I go on the computer and play video games
>"So you like computers? Why don't you work with computers? You must be good with computers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORGPjmxcb4

>>36718094
Just introverted. You want to talk to people when you feel comfortable and want to go back into hiding when it becomes too much.

Having someone to get you out of the house once a week or something isn't that bad. It can fulfil your human contact want. Just see about doing it on your own terms.

>>36718094
I get you man. You want to be around people, but in a very particular way.

I can't just be around any person and be content. This is why I avoid the people I used to be "friends" with as they made me unhappy.

>>36718094
hate to say it but isnt this site enough human contact?
also how do you want human contact if people scare you?

>>36718103
pretty much that applies to most people on here

>>36718050
Happens to em all pal

>>36718137
I see normies and I want to be normal, but I can't

Some people just aren't meant to be around others.

i'm so hungover lads help

>>36718158

>glug glug glug

Start the day with the hair of the dog

>>36718158

>Alcoholic
>Not at work

what a surprise

>>36718158
Get your booze back out and listen to this - https://youtu.be/ijnfdLFhn2o

>>36717582
>>36718103
Sounds shit mate. Sometimes I think about how shit life is but I'm no where near as bad as some people so I just bottle it up. I'd be garbage at those meetings though as I despise opening up to anyone in real life. He sounds pretty shit though. I don't know what they're meant to do but it has to be more than that right? Anyway best of luck your Sophie pics always cheer me up though

>>36718121
I basically did this and got an IT support drone job. Pretty shit to be honest. Makes me like computers less than I used to cause they have an association with work so anytime my PC has an issue I want to die even more.

>>36718126
>Having someone to get you out of the house once a week or something isn't that bad
I basically have this. I have some normale friends that are from high school that drag me out once a month or so. I mostly dislike it but I suppose it's good in the long run. It also keeps up appearances that I am normal to family and the like. I do cancel on them a lot but I don't think they mind. Does make me feel like a bit of a shit friend though which just plays into the anxiety like a weird cycle.

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>Purple Aki edition
Fucking yes, senpai.

>>36718596
>high school
Original text

Any of you lads got Jungle Fever?

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reminder not to buy Kingsmill products which are (((sKa))) and Halal certified.

>>36718673
t. Hovis

>>36718669
I'm only attracted to porn I don't like real people >>36718669

>>36718673
How the fuck do you get halal certified bread?
They putting pork into the dough?

>>36718673
Isn't all bread hallal

>>36718654
I do that all the time. Cause I went to a hoighty toighty grammar school so they never actually called it a secondary school.

>>36717801
get 1 free lesson with every driving instructor.

>>36718700
Supposedly some of the production processes of bread ocassionally have animal derived dough conditioners and shortening.

In reality, it's good PR to show they are bending to the whims of kikes and mudslimes.

>>36718749
can confirm this doesnt work
most driving instructors are friendly with eachother and will more than likely tell everyone that thats what youre doing

>>36718761
my dads learning and keeps failing, now I admit hes an idiot but do you think instructors deliberately fail people so they will make more money when they have to retake the test?

>>36718751
As long as my 5 pound notes. stay non halal certified.

Seriously, why can't we use a fucking pound sign.

>>36718786
honestly, no
they probably have enough students that them passing allows them to take on a new inexperienced driver who would have more lessons compared to someone who just failed their test
plus, someone passing is good promo for them anyway

>>36718786
no they would rather keep having more people come through and they like pass rates.

>>36718786
This >>36718806. They like it when they pass because they take a photo of you with your certificate standing next to their car thats covered with their name. Then they post it to Facebook with you tagged in it or whatever so your friends list sees it and if any of them are after lessons they'll think of them.

>>36718878
>take a photo of you with your certificate standing next to their car

they can fuck right off if they think im doing that.
>Unphotogenic anon.

>>36718899
I'm assuming you can deny or some shit. I don't know I've just seen it with people I know. I did my lessons with some self employed old guy who just shook my hand and said bye which was much more my style so I'm assuming it's only the bigger companies.

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>>36717545
>wake up at a reasonable time
>go back to bed
Why do I keep doing this, lads?

>>36718899
just act cute/shy and put the certificate in front of your face
problem solved

I've been unemployed for so long lads. I legitimately dont know how much longer I can do this. I knew uni was a big meme and I didn't expect to leave and get a real job instantly but I didn't expect 10 months on to be getting rejected as a shop assistant instantly.

>live up north
>apply for IT jobs
>"are you willing to move to london"
>"no"
>"okay see you then!"
>apply for other jobs
>"oh your degree isnt relevant sorry bye"

im going to jump

>>36718899
My instructor never asked me if I wanted to do that, which is good because I think it's fucking pointless

>>36718921
It will be something you can deny. They know a lot of people will post they passed on FB, so by taking the pic themselves with the car in view it's getting their name out while letting LearnerAnon show he passed his test.

>>36718935
keep looking, you'll find something eventually
you tried job center?
also why is moving to london not an option? maybe a big change in your life could kickstart a great career for yourself

>fine all weekend
>able to look in mirror
>not obsessively checking hairline
>this morning
>fuck I can't go to work I'm too ugly

I think I am mentally Ill :)

>>36718954
wear your hair down if youre bothered about your hairline
or wear a cap?
and im sure no one will be noticing you at work, theyve got their own stuff to be working on

>>36718935
If you can't get ANY job then the problem is you, not the job market. Sorry mate.

You guys won't have much friends left on /r9k/ after what you did to nyaa.se

>>36718954
Mentally ill and bald.

>>36719019

We hate the EU more than anyone senpai

>>36719019

Do we have friends on /r9k/ now? Everyone pretty much hates us for having this general anyway

>>36718954
>Having good day
>Look in mirror
>Crushed

Im sorry world for inflicting my presence on everyone, I'll stay in my room

>>36719029
Yeah and also a small dick so life is not going well for me

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>>36719019
They laughed at me for having an AnimeBytes account. Who's laughing now?

>>36718935
Might be worth moving to london lad... there is just a fuckload more jobs down here

>>36719019
It's the EU's fault, not ours.

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>Door buzzer goes
>Not expecting a parcel
>Just ignore it

>debt collectors keep calling
>suddenly they stop
>my phone's been cut off

I win again

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>>36719101
>tfw the phone rings and you instantly know it's trying to sell you something so you ignore it

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>>36719019
Mate we fucking Brexited, nothing to do with us

>>36719096
>>36718953
can't move to london because I have to look after my mother who's disabled, and all of the ones that said you'd need to move about the country were paying minimum wage so i'm not sure how they're going to convince anyone to relocate.

i don't even care about pay anymore i just want something to do all day. all the jobcenters done so far is call me into a meeting every 2 weeks for a "still looking yeah?" "yeah" "arlight we'll forward you anything that comes up" meeting except they've not forwarded me anything at all.

>>36718596
I went to get food anon, thank you for your lovely words. It's hard talking to someone else, but the fact he was a guy and an autority type figure helped a bit. If it was a girl my age I'd probably give up on it.

>>36719019
What happened?

ffsgetridofthisstupidrobot

>>36719157
You considered freelancing mate?

If you learn a valuable skill and learn how to sell yourself, you'll have a lot of money and freedom.

Takes time to get started but you've already wasted 10 months, if you put the effort in then in another 10 months you could be up and running and making at least 300 or 400 quid a week.

>>36719157
how you gonna look after your disabled mum if youll be working all day?
worst comes to worst get a fast food job, theyre always hiring and i know it'll be embarrassing and nothing to do with IT but at least you have an income

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What do you faggots thnk of this chair?

Does it look comfy enough to take the strain of my neet ass for 10 hours a day?

>>36719189

How do I sell myself?

>>36719194
She doesn't need round the clock looking after she just needs help so I can't move out and fuck off down the country.
I'm applying for that kind of thing now. Depressing but eh it'd be work. Right now the biggest issue is like I said unemployment here is dire, on Indeed if the job is something basic like data entry or fast food there's legit 200+ applicants for each one.

if nothing else I feel better now i've got my whining out the way.

>>36719157
You not looked into remote work? There is a decent amount of it in IT. Especially if you're cheapo

>>36719248
hope you and your mums position only gets better m8

keep it up looking for work though, it'll all be worth it in the end

>>36719242
The arms look like painted plastic so I'd worry the whole thing had a cheap feeling about it and wasnt cofmy

>>36719246
Learning cold email best practices is the cheapest way. It's free. Check out a book called "Predictable Revenue"

Then once you have cashflow you can start looking into PPC advertising etc.

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>>36719242

I have that exact chair (in black) and it's not as comfy as it looks

There are sharp flimsy plastic bits on the legs, and it doesn't recline

>>36719242
Just get the standard black sixty quid fake leather office chair from ikea that everyone else has.

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>>36719242
I bought a nice Chinese leather computer chair once...


once.

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>>36719344

Import chairs

>>36719304
It it the Staples Guiseppe? the website says it reclines.

>>36719342
I dont do shitty office chairs. It's all im going to be sitting in for the next 4-5 years so i want something nice.

>>36719372

That's the one, and it does't recline for me, well, about 5-10 degrees, but not properly, and it doesn't lock

>>36719242
>>36719304
I have this chair and it's so beaten down in so many ways

leather almost totally gone, I broke the gas cylinder thing somehow so it's permenantly low, somehow broke the chair in a good way so that it wobbles all over and I can recline in it while not collapsing

also it makes loads of creaking noise

>>36719372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OQVEnqxMLK
>>36719387
>Something nice
>Got to last for 4-5 years
>82 quid

Forget it mate. If you want something that lasts, spend some money.

At the bank for work. Hopefully and armed robber comes in so I can charge him and get shot.

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such a great headline

http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Why does a country that is significantly poorer than Germany, with fewer internationally competitive industries and greater dependence on foreign capital and managerial expertise, believe it can afford to quit the single market?

Brexit is fucking retarded.

>>36719404
its 100 though.

My chairs a shitty mesh one with one arm taken off. I should probably upgrade.

>>36719426
>believe
Hit the nail on the head

>>36719429
Even that is cheap. A good chair costs 300+

>>36719372
>>36719304
>>36719388

Forget what I said, it does recline. I've only just found out how after about a year of owning it.

Thank you for making that post, You have massively increased my comfiness as a result.

Actually, before I submit this post, I'd like to say the recline lock has already broken. Fuck this chair

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>>36719426
10/10 bait
you'll really trigger brit/pol/ with this one my friend

>>36719426

Were broke anyway, we might as well be broke and free

>>36719426
presumably because it actually wants to start being competitive and not just accept slowly falling behind

>>36719459
So other than the fact that you're a spacker would you say it's comfy then?

Is theres lots of cushioning for your arse?

>>36719493
other anon who owns said chair, I have 2 extra cushions on it because it's about as comfy as cinema seating

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>>36719463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGR-Ma64zo
also, reminder that this is what brit/pol/ looks like

>>36719493

Yeah I am a spacker, but >>36719519 is right. It's not comfy and the cushioning is shit, my leather is already starting to wear off,

Also, it doesn't raise as high as other chairs I've owned have

>>36719463
>The truth

>Bait

>>36719470
Retarded comment

>>36719473
Do you realise that three quarters of the country is poorer than the EU 15 average; that Britain's growth performance has been mediocre at best, or that there are relatively few British owned and managed businesses with a strong record of growth? There are bright spots in the British economy, but its commanding heights owe much to foreign capital and expertise. Foreign owned businesses generate more than half the country's exports, and many of these exports are intermediate goods: links in international, predominantly European, supply chains. These companies are especially vulnerable to Britain leaving the single market.

Our economy is dependent on foreign capital. How is limiting our ability to attract that capital going to make us MORE competitive?

Exam tomorrow lads. I'm pretty confident since there's only about 5 subjects they can ask questions on, and I'm 90% confident on 4 of those. Gonna give myself the afternoon off so I can chill out a bit before cramming from 6am tomorrow morning

I quit my job today. My last day is next Saturday.

How should I celebrate?

>>36719544

This guy is probably the only person on birt/pol/ to have left his house

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>>36719555
>>36719519

Okay i dunno then, next best thing is this but it 130 bongers.

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i'm tired of bottling my feels up but i don't want to let them out in fits of anger or crying though. any other lads suffer with this problem?

>>36719601
go under a bridge and rage.

>>36719558
great, so once we're out we can actually try to grow our economy domestically instead of relying on foreign wealth

don't give a shit if the country is going to lose money from brexit, the people missing out are going to be the rich elite, while 3/4 of the country actually have a glimmer of hope

>>36719575
by looking for another job

>>36719601
4chan is basically the only place I'll legitimately talk about me feelings.

>>36719619
Alright done, now what

>>36719637
get pissed on your own? or with any friends you have
seriously though, well done
what was your old job/new job and why did you change?

>>36719609
>Try to grow our economy domestically

With what? You can't grow an economy with hopes and wishes. You need investment.

>The people missing out are the rich elite

On the contrary. The rich elite will continue to be rich. The plebs will be the ones getting fucked in the arse as businesses close down, jobs are lost, and everything becomes more expensive.

I will passing by Cherwell Valley Services, and Oxford services this weekend.

I'll have to stop in Cherwell Valley, the only time I ever went there was when they had a temporary shelter after the fire.

>>36719601

I like to go for a drive and scream

>>36719575

Good lad. Your next step is to make an extravagant purchase and regret it.

>>36719656
been in retail for a year after leaving uni, finally got a job related to my degree
starts in september but I'm going to take some time out

>>36719667

This is a good song for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2wJm8o43w4

>>36719657
yeah things outside of britain will be more expensive to import, which is why the greedy cunts will have to stop exporting jobs to the continent.

I will praise the day when HP sauce is once again produced in Britain

>>36719683
congrats
pay rise or is it still minimum wage?
also dont take >>36719679 advice, save your money for something important like rent/car/etc

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>>36719344
Shit, that's the chair I got about a month ago

>>36719696
>HP sauce

You know what the main ingredient of HP sauce is? I'll give you a clue: you can't grow it in Britain.

You still going to be happy when that HP sauce costs you 10 quid a bottle?

You're a simple man, aren't you? More interested in the Britishness of your table sauce than the health of the economy.

>>36719716
have the staples on the arm rests started digging into your elbow yet?
I find that to be the most painful part.

>>36719767
didn't cost 10 quid before we were in the EU

>>36719767
>10 quid a bottle

yes this is the world EUcucks believe we're heading towards

you literally think we're becoming North Korea

>>36719769
I don't really use the arm rests, but I've really hurt my ribs from leaning over the edge of the chair to reach things.

>>36719787
>Before the EU

Before the EU doesn't matter mate. Britain has had 40 years for business to integrate with the EU. You think we can just untangle that overnight and go back to how things were in the 70s?

>>36719796
10 quid a bottle is a bit of an exaggeration, but shopping is becoming more expensive and this is just the beginning. And it's the people at the bottom who will be fucked.

>>36719767

It costs 1.25 a bottle, even with no free trade agreement and a return to tarrifs, it'll only cost 1.38 at most, although the tarrifs are added earlier on in the logistical line, so in reality it'll probably rise from 1.25 to 1.30 a bottle.

>>36719828
how do the other non eu countries cope with paying 10quid for a bottle of hp sauce?

>>36719832
You forget the massive drop in value of the pound.
>>36719842
>Non EU countries

Not relevant. You can't compare an economy that is so closely linked to the EU with any other country.

>>36719903
we're so closely linked with the EU because we've been shut out from the rest of the world lmao

>>36719935
You are very misinformed. Guessing you are probably unemployed or work a menial job.

terrified I'm gonna get a call from this school asking me to go in for an interview for a job I don't want and didn't apply for

don't they require DBS checks and shit for working in schools?

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Anyone brought some white pride skittles yet?

im bored someone give me a bj

>>36719903
>You forget the massive drop in value of the pound.

Not that massive, The value of the pound in Euro terms is the same now as it was in 2014 and rising.

Anyway, a weaker pound gives even more incentive to produce domestically.

>>36719950
but of course you're /britfeel/'s hotshot moneymaker who can inform us about how wrong we are about everything

>>36719958
I can smell their virtue from here

>>36719958
im reporting this for racism

>>36719958

Might get some to put on ebay in 10 years

>>36719628
same, to be honest. i like the anonymity. and the guys here seem a lot more understanding than most of my friends.

>>36719962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOru_p3wNs

>tfw searching for that clip has made a load of gay adverts play for me on youtube

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Anyone else save all their chan shit on a usb stick so you can effectively shit post where ever you are?

>>36719963
Brexit hasn't happened yet mate. Things are going to get very bad, very soon.

>Produce domestically

I already asked you, produce with what? You need investment.

>>36719972
It's not a coincidence that the people who are most ignorant about the economy, trade and world affairs are also the biggest supporters of Brexit.

I love Britain, and it's easy to get fired up about "Red white and blue Brexit" or imagery of empire.

But we have to be realistic. We're not doing this great country any favours to stick our heads in the sand and pretend that everything is on course for Brexit to be a great success that benefits Britain. It isn't, and it won't be. And sadly it isn't going to make our society more equal, it will make it less equal, and those who enthusiastically support Brexit will be the most hard hit.

>>36720057
>Implying i leave my room

I have mine on an SD card as i don't want it all to exist on my backups.

>>36720084
>>36720057
>his shit would fit on less than 100 GB

>>36720064
>and it's easy to get fired up about "Red white and blue Brexit" or imagery of empire.

I don't find it easy to get fired up over Tory soundbites, but whatever takes your fancy.

My wages have already risen since brexit, because they are finding it harder to recruit low intelligence white van drivers such as myself. I honestly couldn't care if a bottle of HP sauce costs 10p more.

>>36720108
I have 2 128gb ones so it gets the job done for the basics.

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Post a starterpack of yourself, got the idea from

>>36694296

>>36720129
Ah it's Shippy!

I like you mate, you're one of my favourite posters. But our political beliefs are so different that there isn't much point in arguing.

I hope we can go for that casino trip one day though. And political discussion will be off the menu.

>>36720348
A lot of work to make something that is probably too self absorbed to get any (You)s

>>36719958
They still have the rainbow at the top the idots

>>36720348
I was about to but I don't think I could put the effort in. Nothing about me is interesting enough to garner interest.

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Which one of you lot ended up on Daily Mail?

>live in a flat share to save 300ish a month

you guys will never feel what itsike living with people you hate, to the point that you pretty much ignore and phase each other out completely.

the most minor remark would start conflict

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>>36717146
White women aren't coming back edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36720416
I did think you were baiting at first, but I'll assume good faith

>>36720416
>I hope we can go for that casino trip one day though. And political discussion will be off the menu.

It's interesting because I never really enjoy political discussion, but so many people know me for my political activism, that it's all people try and talk to me about, and it does get tiring after a while. I look forward to it.

>>36720536
My wife kept talking about this when I was begging her not to leave me

I could hear her black lover laughing in the kitchen

>>36720348

I was gonna post in that thread actually, and started making one but never finished, I'll post it in a bit

>>36720795
>I never really enjoy political discussion
I can sympathise with this. I like politics but I dislike talking about it in real life.

>>36720795
I was baiting but that doesn't mean I don't really believe what I was saying.

Same with the BritNormie "character". I was telling people here the details about my life to wind them up, but it doesn't mean it wasn't true.

>>36720064
>>36720129

This isn't pol lads

In Phuket in Thailand wanking in my hostel lads

>>36720867
This board doesn't have a topic so fuck off.

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>>36720348

reposting from original thread

>>36720868
why are you in phuket

>>36720867
Daytime /britfeel/ is part /pol/
Nighttime /britfeel/ is comfy

>>36720883
to do a 5 day surfing course hopefully, just came from the utopian island that is Koh Lanta

>>36720880
didn't set that green cross up correctly
second layer is fucked

>>36720929

kek, well spotted, just a stock image though

>>36719767
>You know what the main ingredient of HP sauce is?
It's tomatoes....
Sorry mate we do grow them here

>>36719344
Shit, I think I have some version of that chair. It's black and the remote holder is on a velcro strap rather than being permanently attached. How old's yours?

I thought my recline function was fucked but it was just a stuck cylinder, probably from being in storage for ages. Don't fall for the massage function lads, it's more like sitting on a vibrating gamepad and the wire fucks you up six ways to Sunday.

I tried having a wank to cuck porn once to see what the big deal was about. I don't get whats the big fuss desu. I guess in theory theres something there but if you think about it for more than a minute it's just a bit boring.

>>36718158
update: i still feel like utter shit

>>36720896
normie get out
orioriori

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>>36720348
Pretty easy to make when everything more or less comes out of one folder.

>>36721052
im led in bed wanking and im here all alone

im not a normiemate

>>36721069

Andrew Prince (goodfellas) - 0

>>36721104
>mfw he lost his election deposit

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>>36720880
Generic britfeel one

>>36721104
It never gets old

>>36721177

Tasty looking giraffe bread.

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>>36721177

>My Twisted Word

I like it.

St Elliot's day in 3 weeks

Just finished my laser session and finished opening my new bank account

Might apply for a credit card now too

>>36721211
keep telling myself I'll visit his london street sometime when I have a day off.

>>36721069
I missed the election.
I would have voted for the Waifu Party though. If only I could in real life aswell.

In my school yearbook I was voted "most likely to become a 40 year old virgin" and fair play to them because I'm well on my way

>>36721224
Try and get a visa or a platinum amex.

Everything else is just a paki card

>>36721224

Hello Buffalo Bill.

>>36721232

There have been a ton of stabbings very close by recently, I've considered going myself but I'm not sure now.

>>36721247
>tfw Corbyn won't make anime real
we were completely fucked in the voting anyway

>>36721253

I was voted 'Most likely to get a world record'

Never got one unfortunately

dunno whether to have these pizza subs or the calzone tonight

been eating chicken and rice all last week so whatever I have will give me a rush

>>36721261
ugh, I don't want another AMEX and the free platinum isn't suitable for me as I won't be spending 3grand a year on it

There aren't any good Visa credit cards

So I'll just get another MasterCard

>>36721263
I'll admit, he's a fascinating guy

>>36721253
They let you make offensive votes? We had this hairy, sweaty giant that everybody bullied called crispy. His name won all of the ballots - most likely to be a millionaire, most likely to be prom king etc.
He had these great bushy eyebrows that we used to bully him over, until one day he shaved one of them off entirely...
Top lad

>>36721253
I dropped out in lower sixth so I never even saw the yearbook. We did have one of those joke awards things in year 11 though but only the popular kids and the meme kids got any.

>>36721301

Our Yank guest asked me "Who is that paki with the tripcode"

I told him people like you are why everyone in Britain hates pakis

>>36721253
we didn't have one thank fuck

>>36720971
sorry I was out in the garden. that pic was taken it was 1 year old.
but I use it everyday.

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its another ep of rorke and rasheed on /brit/

>>36721416
I've only ever been there twice. I can't keep up with two brit threads at the same time so heres my home I guess.

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>>36718935
if you really want to die pic related is a good book and has some v good tips. jumping is a bit messy lad.

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Made a real one to clog your thread more.

>>36717216
Every thread is a US thread and there aren't enough swedes to matter

>>36721372
Thanks. Mine seems to be holding up ok after a couple of months. The thing that horrifies me, coming from a fabric chair, is the amount of dead skin cells all over the damn thing. My old chair must have half a human hide in it.

>>36717146

ive seen purps in person twice, hes a fucking beast, always with his sandals and that fucking carrier bag

>>36721301
>White person cards aren't suitable for me

I know. That's why you can only get paki cards.

>>36721298
Gonna get a chicken donner myself

>>36721581
So I need to spend 3grand a year like a paki to keep my honorary white status

>>36721263
>Anonymous 05/02/17(Tue)16:22:37 No.36721268
>>>36721232
>There have been a ton of stabbings very close by recently, I've considered going myself but I'm not sure now.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/02/17(Tue)16:22:59 No.36721272
>>>36721247
>>tfw Corbyn won't make anime real
>we were completely fucked in the voting anyway
>>>
> Anonymous 05/02/17(Tue)16:23:39 No.36721282
>>>36721253
>I was voted 'Most likely to get a world record'
>Never got one unfortunately
>>>
> Anonymous 05/02/17(Tue)16:24:53 No.36721298 >>36721582
>dunno whether to have these pizza subs or the calzone tonight
>been eating chicken and rice all last week so whatever I have will give me a rush
>>>
> Moni !!yGpju22nNvw 05/02/17(Tue)16:25:01 No.36721301 >>36721321 >>36721581
>>>36721261
>ugh, I don't want another AMEX and the free platinum isn't suitable for me as I won't be spending 3grand a year on it
>There aren't any good Visa credit cards
>So I'll just get another MasterCard
>>>36721263
>I'll admit, he's a fascinating guy
>>>
> Anonymous 05/02/17(Tue)16:25:56 No.36721315
>>>36721253
>They let you make offensive votes? We had this hairy, sweaty giant that everybody bullied called crispy. His name won all of the ballots - most likely to be a millionaire, most likely to be prom king etc.
>He had these great bushy eyebrows that we used to bully him over, until one day he shaved one of them off entirely...
>Top lad
>>>
> Anonymous 05/02/17(Tue)16:26:01 No.36721317
>>>36721253
>I dropped out in lower sixth so I never even saw the yearbook. We did have one of those joke awards things in year 11 though but only the

Any of you lads used one of those scooters in morrisons for the fat/old people?

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>>36719585
can you not mod your desk.
i'm building mine around my leather recliner.

>>36721582
It's doner, not donner.

>>36721613
You'd know, paki

>>36721604
are you from s4s? That's the only explanation for that fucking post.

You know what? Forget it, I'll just stick with the credit cards I have

>>36721648
I think you will find I'm one of the more popular personalities of /britfeel/

I wish filters just made the posts completely invisible instead of just minimising it.

>>36721685
Nevermind I found out how to do it. This is much nicer.

>Base stand has snapped off my 300 quid monitor

What do I do now? Now I have a 27" screen that wont stand up,

Is my entire screen fucked because a little plastic bracket broke?

I hate it after playing a song 200 times over the course of 3 days, once I've killed it, I've got nothing to go to, and it'll take months to unkill a song

>>36721710
How and who/what did you filter?

lads, in fantasy worlds do elves look at humans like we look at niggers?

>>36721669

So popular that you got 0 votes in the election?

>>36721735
Settings top right.

Saying what is filtered would allow those who are filtered to bypass it.

>>36721717
Make your own stand faggot

Lean it up against a wall and get something heavy to stop it from slipping and falling on the back of it

>>36721753
EAT SHIT. STILL MORE POPULAR THAN YOU!

>>36721763
But you found out how to make their posts disappear instead of just hidden? Only see the option that hides the post but not makes it entirely gone.

>>36721741
Seems that way in the Witcher series

>>36721768

0 vs 10 votes, I don't think so m8

>>36721783
It's under show stubs of hidden threads

>>36719421
great, one more thing to be paranoid about

>>36721808
You got beat by fucking cartoon girls.
Morphine yourself.

>TFW you find out Purple Aki is real and not just some bogeyman kids made up to bullshit about.
That bloke's antics made it all the way to Lincolnshire's playgrounds. What a legend.

>>36721841
Ah top lad. I thought that was just for threads but it hides it on a post basis too?

>>36721594
>keep my honorary white status

You never had that status. You are literally more paki than most pakis. Most other pakis in this country are closer to white status than you. You're a sex criminal.

>>36721849

You got beat by everyone, including forced memes such as Xi Jinping and reliant robin

>>36721908
Still not as embarrassing as to be Shipman and lose to cartoon girls.
Fucking pathetic for such a "great meme"

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>>36721859
there was a bbc documentary about him, he declined to be interviewed though

>tfw you will never have a Bromance with Xi

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/donald-trumps-bromance-with-chinas-xi-jinping-risks-and-rewards/articleshow/58454723.cms

>going for no masturbation may
>already dying for a wank

why is this so hard, i just want to see how big my load will be after a month

>>36721928

Shipman's concession was a tactical move, to ensure that Cartoon girls were defeated, and it was a move that worked in the end, with the election of Prime Minister Kev

Hey lads. Can anyone tell me how I can filter poleaboo's posts, and tripfags in general? Just tried doing it but it didnt work

>>36718797
Pound sign ￡

>>36721936
>The Man Who Squeezes Muscles
And people complain about the licence fee.

>>36721859
Pop or slash, mate?

>>36721986
You know you're going to fail, so why put yourself through the aggro? Just have a wank. Preferably on stream.

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>>36718797
>not only do bongs want to self-segregate but they want hiroshimoot to introduce NON-ASCII text so they can use their fucking bong signs

You are all such cancer

can't stand scumbags who swear around their kids then shout at them for swearing

>>36722034
just bee yourself.......


GO AWAY muting#

>>36722106
Yes I do. I also want words spelt correctly but considering we still have Americans using the term Legos, we are a long way off from that.

>>36722115
You've met my mum?

>>36722034
Filter the second half. So !!yGpju22nNvw for example.

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Feeling like a middle class mad cunt lads

>sick of the usual chicken instant noodles I've been living off until payday
>find one of these bad lads in the cupboard
>skip the chicken seasoning and pour pic related over the noodles

Was delicious tbqh, bit mushy but I think that was the cheap tesco instant noodles

>>36722143
probably, is she the usual council estate dole fodder? met one you've met them all

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>>36718121
exactly this

"Oh you spend a lot of time with computers"
"yea he fixxed his brothers computer, hes really smart"
"you should work fixxing computers"

all I did was change his graphics card, I know fuck all about computers apart from how to build them and follow basic instructions from google, which nearly every 20s male can do
>go to """""sleep"""""" """""early"""""" at 5am
>don't fall asleep till 8am
>was supposed to wake up for the only thing I go outside to do (spastic level english/maths one afternoon a week)
>sleep till 5pm instead and wake up too hopeless to do anything

>>36721611
get a fucking hoover on that floor you disgrace.

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It would be nice if the fucking bus decided to turn up.

Saw a woman leave a car in tears, she then turned a corner, sat down on the ground and cried

Would have asked what was wrong so she'd think I'm a perv

>>36722239
That's how you made those poor girls feel when you filmed them on the toilet with a secret camera, you fucking Iftikhar Hussain's son sex beast.

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#truth#truth#truth#truth#truth#truth#truth

BritNormie, if you're here, any new letters from Ian lately?

I'd love you to mention britfeel or the britfeel lads to him one day

>>36717146
Is it just me or does this picture has more things added to it each time it's posted

>>36722425

2.5 year of history, slowly evolving lad.

Something no other thread on /r9k/ can ever hope to achieve.

>>36722193
work in progress. as i said i'm building it. would you vac up after every screw or nail goes in. i'll clean up when i've done

having a mini panic attack here lads

forgot it was champions league night and I haven't got a single snack or drink in, don't know what I'm going to do cause I haven't even washed today and I'm disgusting. I've also only got 20s to break into

>>36722410
This is poor quality bait.

original comment calling out bait quality

>>36722544
>forgot it was champions league night and I haven't got a single snack or drink in
Go get some in then?

>>36722410
seinfeld is better innit

>>36722425
continually evolving piece of art lad

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why dont YOU have a bf?

dfdfdffdfawf gtg t

>>36722613

dont like cocks m7+1

>>36722582
as I explained I haven't washed, I'm very stinky and have greasy hair, the lady at the shop sees me quite often and it would really lower my image in her mind to see me so slovenly

>>36722613
Cause I have a gf.
Plus the penis and extra body hair would put me off.

>>36722613
trying to get one as we speak
but hes moving to murrica soon for the summer so dunno if it'll work out

>>36722661
why do you go for a month or so to see him

>have french foreign exchange student that I have been sleeping with several times
>she came over on saturday and slept over for sunday
>was going to have sex in the morning
>whenever I put the condoms on I lost my boner so we dropped the condoms
>eventually get an erection, turn her over on her stomach and start having sex
>it felt really good this time, and I came really quickly, and managed to pull out just in time, and told her everything was fine since I pulled out
>then on monday I read a scary story on reddit about someone doing something similar and getting pregnant so I got really worried
>message her this morning and suggested her to take the regret-pill
>she got really angry because I told everything was fine, and now I ask her 2 days later to take the regret-pill.
>she probably freaked out and I probably ruined her day, she is probably really worried and right now she told me that she would do what she thinks is the best and that I don't have to worry about it anymore
>will never speak to me again
>She was going back to france at the end of may, but I didn't want it to end like this
>thought she was going to be the first girl that I didn't fuck it up with and the first girl to end it amicably with, maybe I could even visit her in france once, but its all ruined now
>now its all ruined, and in the end I did pull out perfectly and there probably would never have been any risk of pregnancy.

Why do I have to be so stupid, naive, socially useless and immature? I get laid because of my looks, but usually they drop me the moment they get to know me because I have a shit personality, and I have always known that since kindergarten when I wasn't able to speak to any of the kids for the entire first week I was there.

>>36722642
>paranoid about what some shop assistant thinks

Very beta mate.

>>36722669
1) because i have a new job starting this month and i dont want to fuck it up by taking a month off
2) hes only going for 4 months so i guess he wont be there too long
3) we can talk on snapchat/whatsapp so it isnt all bad