/britfeel/

>>36706089
Yes mate. I wrote this copypasta in a troll thread on here years ago

>Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared pussies like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.

It has been posted hundreds of times and even ended up on Reddit, Facebook, etc.

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>>36706173

called it desu deusd desu
>>36701990

>>36706113
>the smiths

this is a bad one, its "not like the other girls" tier. I've seen it on a few dating profiles

>>36706173

That's a crude shoddy mspaint job

I hate the file limit on this board. Why is it a thing?

>>36706173
>night of sexy
>/our kay/ missing from the picture

Can't have sexy without kay the milf.

5.5 more hours before quittin time lads.

least the manager isnt here i can just goof off

Alright lads, what's a healthy oven ready replacement for pizzas and sausage + mash?

>>36706241
Back when I was at uni, you could put all of your interests, favourite books, bands you like on your Facebook page

There was this girl who was absolutely my type, and she had so many good books/authors on her favourites.

I went and spoke to her and it turned out it was all a complete lie! She hadn't read any of it!

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>>36706220
>You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum

I find this to be triggering.

>>36706321
A chicken breast and some vegetables drizzled with olive oil.

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>>36706321
Milk Cat 24

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I'm down to 4 tea bags, and payday is Friday

Some dire rationing going on here

>>36706241
tbqh, i dont know how girls could relate a lot of the lyrics in the smiths - a lot of it is about isolation and insecurities that men face.

i did know of one girl who was into the same music as me but she was really weird in other regards and my brother was getting into her

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>one of your posts might have ended up on /r/4chan and being laughed at by normies and you'll never know

>>36706357
ffs sorry I should have mentioned the rest of my dinners all involve chicken. Have chicken breast and veg few times a week.

>>36706390
Don't worry lad I'm sure no one would ever screencap your posts

>>36706360
>Getting paid on the first friday of the month instead of the last friday

That is brutal mate. So when everyone else is paid, you're skint?

>>36706321

tesco finest burger patties and root vegetable mash with beans and mushy peas.

tastes amazing and has all the brotein fat and complex carbs you need

just put the burger in a grilling iron in the oven and the veg in a baking tray. 15 mins for both is perfect

>>36706324
why did she even bother? the average fella doesent even read or listen to good music. if she got a cultured fella, she wouldent be into the same stuff so pretending to like it would be pointless.

>>36706386
i'm a girl and i like the smiths a lot- i can definitely relate to the feelings of isolation that are reflected
i also think girls can appreciate things that focus on masculinity? i think hemingway is a great writer and virtually all of his work is about what it means to be a man

>>36706428
>i can definitely relate to the feelings of isolation that are reflected
Ha. No.

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>>36706386
they love to fake liking "depressive" stuff, they think it makes them different and special

I'm not big into the smiths anyway, Its just that depression porn type music which glamourizes mental health in a lot of ways and makes it seem cool to be mentally ill when in reality neither the songwriter or the people listenting to it actually really suffer from anything, its almost offensive

>>36706419
Sounds bang on lad cheers.

>>36706428
Shouldn't you be asleep poley?

>>36706173
I have an idea two minutes lads

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>>36706173
>sees Karen's at the top of the op image
>he must have used my post
>feels amazing man
>kevs load
Even better

>>36706428
A girl on britfeel, hmm I doubt.

>>36706421
I went to a top uni so the people who read for fun were a bit more common.

I don't think she was doing it to attract men though. I think she just wanted to be pretentious.

To be fair we were all 19. I got chatting to her online last year and she seemed sound, but she has gone way downhill in her physical appearance. From a solid 8/10 to a 5/10.

>>36706454
I don't know about that though Morrissey legit seems like one of the most miserable people going

>>36706411

Indeed, but I'm hopefully changing jobs soon anyway

>>36706428
This is such beautifully written bait. Would work better on the rest of the board though.

>>36706310
Our kay is no longer our kay lad, she belongs to the normies she wa son tv

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>>36706173
<3 this image

- PM Kev x

>>36706173

The gym opens at 7am. I went to bed at 10:30am yesterday morning and woke up at around 4pm.

Do you think I'll have enough energy to have a workout at 7am lads?

>>36706483
pretty sure its all just an image thing, his personal life seems very private.

he seems to be just edgy for the sake of it on a lot of issues, can't say I know a lot about him though. I do like a few of the smiths and his solo songs though

>>36706428
im not sure if you're joking or trying to bait

either way, i imagine this is how a girl would try to defend herself. im sure a girl could enjoy enjoy the music, just not relate to the lyrics. i can enjoy pop shit but i cant relate to the lyrics.

>>36706530
No, you'll suddenly crash around that same time.

>>36706442
in what way are my feelings invalid? seriously wondering

>>36706551
>trying to bait me into mansplaining
I know your tricks

>>36706532
To be fair, some girls are absolutely mental. Full on insane.

https://youtu.be/d0LeL9BUPtA
/britfeel/ official theme

>>36706480
>I went to a top uni so the people who read for fun were a bit more common.

well that makes a bit more sense then. she probably done it to act pretentious as you said

aye, that often happens with birds. its fuckin frightening. i saw a girl on facebook today that i used to know and she has went down a good few points

>>36706390
There was a time where /r9k/ was rebelling by making ever so slightly off, by using photon and reducing jpg quality, screencaps or ultimately bland posts. I ended up doing one of mine and I got bullied.

It was a post about how I came to love a streamer on niconico

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>tfw sexy kev was in a nearby town at the start of april

why did nobody tell me

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>>36706591
absolutely this desudesudesu

>Go on omegle video
>Tag 'Saudi' and 'Saudi Arabia'
>Get some burka'd qt
>She flashes hit tits/pussy

Tick that off the bucket list lads.

Camsex aside, most of them are pretty friendly.

>that one lad on here whose brother wouldnt let him listen to The Smiths because they were 'his band'

>>36706591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmsgHfuXpA

It's actually this.

>>36706545

Yeah that's usually what happens when my sleeping pattern is in this meme state.

I'll just go at night I guess. I'd sleep better in the day if my room mate didn't spend every waking hour screaming and growling like an autist at his video games.

Seriously Johnny if you read this just stop it man, you sound about 100x more autistic than you probably realise.

>>36706454
>>36706483

joy division are a better band if you want to hear real misery.

im not sure if morrissey is putting on an image, havent really looked into his life but i bet ian curtis was more fucked.

>>36706536
i'm not saying i relate to every smiths lyric ever- some of the songs i like melodically or whatever-- but songs like Still Ill, I Know It's Over, Nowhere Fast, You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby, Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me, and Asleep are some of the most emotionally hard hitting songs i've ever heard

>>36706591
https://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM
Its actually this

>>36706609
should have recorded and shared it lad

>>36706640
You seem like a decent lad but you need to shape up if you want to fit in here, Yank.

>I guess
>Room mate

Not good lad. Here we say "I suppose" and "flatmate"

>>36706653
Smiths are better if you want to hear some real tunes. I should eventually listen to joy division though

>>36706609

That's hot. Brown qts are my favourite. A shame they all have fucked up cultures that leave them with mental disorders.

but who are we to judge in that regard?

>>36706633
Dubs and the Sexy kev song.

I'm starting to believe these being related.

>>36706573
i don't care about "mansplaining", i seriously just want to know what about my lack of a y chromosome makes me incapable of understanding the intricacies of the Smiths' isolation-based themes

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Right lads, I'm back. I reckon OP Image lad should bring back DEAD OF NIGHT for night editions of the image

>>36706633
>>36706591

it is actually this, listen to the lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkkIXbg2uJY

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>understanding the intricacies of the Smiths' isolation-based themes

>>36706609

>Paki family live next door
>They are a lot better than average pakis
>Daughter has always been a bit psycho
>She has started wearing a full burka outside as a form of teenage rebellion.

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>>36706653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc
>tfw you will never be Ian

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kv dbs hehe

>>36706762
I notion this, DON was max comfy time

>>36706762
>Paki family live next door
>They are even worse than average pakis
>Son has always been a bit psycho
>He has started secretly filming polish girls shitting

>>36706675

u fucking wot

I'm not American. I guess my typed language has become americanised from using 4chan though. I use "mom" instead of mum now when typing.

https://youtu.be/fiH9edd25Bc
Proper tune this

>>36706761
lmao i'm sorry i'll kms

>>36706753
I wouldn't oppose this, I miss how comfy the threads were back then

>>36706830
n-no wait you can be my girlfriend

>>36706762
>>36706793
>paki family move next door
>me and the rest of the villigers grab our pitch folks and chase them out

>>36706662
i just cant believe a real girl is posting on brit feel. i cant take you seriously

im sorry if you're a real girl.

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>tfw autistically working in slo mo waiting and daydreaming till 7am

this stereo is the only reason im sane

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>Len hasn't been online
>I only go out once a week
>He knows where i'll be cause I've told him

was nice knowing you lads

I'll be making 4650 this month lads.

Hoping this is an end to my financial problems. This year has been fucking shit with money so far. Had to cancel my holiday and everything.

>>36706884
The ultimate slow mo song
https://youtu.be/GMkmQlfOJDk
>>36706892
Len is DONE
>>36706897
Give us a quid mate?

>>36706843
um k?
i'm pretty desparate tbf not gonna even say anything mean

>>36706936
haha it'd be a right laugh if you posted pics of your feet

>>36706928

i have a 9 hour girly edm/drum and bass folder that prevents me from killing myself

>>36706936
you cant understand the smiths lyrics if you havent faced that level of desperation

sort yourself out, women

>>36706928
I said I will be making it. Right now I literally can't spare a quid. I have 17 quid to last me until the 10th when some of it should start coming in, and some of that is already spoken for.

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>>36706881
reeeeee
i am legitimately a biological female

>>36706936
>Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

How could you possibly relate to that one? You could get loads of lads here interested in you just by virtue of being female.

>>36706978
post fallopian tubes

>>36706978
Why do you post here? I can only imagine how mentally fucked a girl who posts on /r9k/ can be. How do you mess up life on easy mode?

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>>36706978
DONT REPLY TO FAKE WOMEN BAIT

>>36706999
>You could get loads of lads here interested in you just by virtue of being female.
As we're seeing right now. Women ruin everything.

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>>36706953
literally a picture of my feet
they're ugly

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>>36706978
>>36707006
I ASKED FIRST PLEASE POST YOUR FEET

>>36707045
it's the horny lads that shit stuff up
she didn't announce she was female until asked

>>36707038
I wouldn't be surprised if she really was a girl. A few girls have came here and posted timestamps to prove it. The reason why they post here is another mystery

>>36707008
idk man genetics?

>>36707059
can i please lick that dead skin off

>>36707008
Not her but I could see how it could happen. Being bullied as a girl is much more vicious than being bullied as a lad.

Teenage girls are sociopaths. There's something about female puberty that drains every bit of human decency out of them.

Teenage boys will bully you and then feel guilty if you cry. Teenage girls will bully you and then laugh if you cry.

>>36707089
What fucking sensitive bullies did you have?

>>36707089
Ah didn't think about that, teenage girls are fucking ruthless

>>36707086
that's fine thanks anon appreciate the offer tho

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What was your favourite free internet game back in the day britfeel? I used to love that falling sand one

>>36707106
Just going by my own experience of being both a bully and getting bullied.

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>>36707135
Posting the only true /patrician/ choice

>>36707159
Oh forget about that. Used to love that. You ever play that desert base one where you have to defend against waves of stickmen?

>>36707135
helicopter of course

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>>36707135
I guess runescape technically

if we're talking about ones not blocked at school, "curveball"

>>36707089
yes this is true
also i'm kinda fat so that's probably a lot of it. i'm not like hideous but probably like a 4 so I never get hit on in real life, never get asked out, am robot virgin who stays in room and browses the nets and sleeps and is depressed
>>36707008
that's my path to /r9k/

>>36707250
why don't you just get a robot boyfriend then?

>>36707135
Still play pool on my phone an hour a day, feels really shit that I'm addicted to a fucking mobile game

>>36707250
L O N D O N
Oribk

>>36707276
even robots don't seem to be interested in me, or else they're too shy and i'm too shy and so nothing works out
would not say no to robot boyfriend

>>36707304
how old are you and where do you live

ororo

>>36707316
18
northeast US i know i know

>>36707304
Why don't you use POF? You'd love it, plenty of your kind on there so must be a good reason for that

>>36707344
lmao what do you mean by "your kind"? fat women?

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>>36707343
>US

Fuck off yank

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>>36706173
The future is brown edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36707343
will you marry me so I can move to the usa?

>>36707343

why the fuck is a yank here

>>36707343
Hey I'm from northeast US, you in New York?

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GET OUT YANKS THIS IS OUR SAFESPACE
GET OUT YANKS THIS IS OUR SAFESPACE
GET OUT YANKS THIS IS OUR SAFESPACE
GET OUT YANKS THIS IS OUR SAFESPACE
GET OUT YANKS THIS IS OUR SAFESPACE
GET OUT YANKS THIS IS OUR SAFESPACE

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>>36707343
We don't speak american round these here parts
Time for you to leave bucko

>>36707388
idk i saw the thing about the smiths and wanted to defend myself as a female who likes the smiths
brits are cool tho

>>36707388

>Someone ruins britfeel
>Is a yank

checks out

>>36707343
>northeast US
Yeah I'm sure an American female is a great fit for a British and mostly male thread.

>>36707369
Yes. They must be having some success if so many are using it

>tfw Jungle Fever
>Not primarily based on looks, but personality
>more and more black women becoming coconuts

Its a bad world lads

>>36707396
massachusetts
this comment is original

Just had my first serious acid flashback lads.

Smoked some weed and my heart started racing because of the quick come up of the trip and the weed made me paranoid I was having a heart attack.

Not a fun time lads but on the plus side I just got a free acid trip, any you lads know how long this'll take to end?

>>36707396
>>36707343

Hey I'm also from New York, glad to see other Murricans chill here too (:

>>36707472

i ate 20 quid worth of weed in a cake during christmas.

i was completely out of it for 3 days.

>>36707453
So you want a sassy black gf?

>>36707343
>>36707396
>>36707478
PASSES PLEASE
WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO SEE VISAS IMMEDIATELY

>>36707385
i guess so
nobody better to marry

First off a girl comes into the thread
Secondly she isn't even British

Pff.

I seem to always accidentally cause the major conversation in brit feel, which deters people from discussing pol stuff.

am i the chosen one?

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I made my porridge too thick and it's just a hot clumpy mess

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UK girl here
Here is ankle for proof
Tee hee
Xx

>>36707498

Yeah pretty much. They are great desu

I've been in the university library for almost 19 hours, god this is awful

>>36707541

Maybe, but due to anonymity, it's all largely irrelevant. BritNormie, Poleaboo and Shipanon and more could all be the same person for all any of us know

>>36707526
lmao i'm british in heritage, if that helps

>>36707561
fuck hell girl your muff hair doesn't arf have some length to it

>>36707561
Damn. You haven't shaved your legs in months have you you filthy bitch?

Wish I lived in the UK to meet up (;

Let's break out a britfeel classic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkOAiyLHXM8

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I'd just like to let all the night lads know that I love each and every one of you. Platonically, of course. But if it gets you off, you can pretend I mean more than that.
I hope you all have a good night tonight, and you all sleep well. Don't stay up too late, now.
Post waifus.

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>>36707611
The pieces are falling into place...

X

>>36707611
>Maybe, but due to anonymity, it's all largely irrelevant.

that is how i want to keep it

i am a silent guardian. i do this for britfeel, not for personal gain. i do this for you.

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>Sleep schedule too late to go to bed at a reasonable time
>Sleep schedule too early to stay up all night to reset it

>>36707613
Yeah but this is /britfeel/, not /british heritage feel/

God, imagine what a tedious thread that would be.

>>36707662

I make a proactive effort to add quality content to britfeel too, I think people have appreciated it over time. Not by forcing memes, but sincerely enjoyable stuff.

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Hey, yank woman(male), have you heard of Nicholas Ingram? What do you make of him?

>>>/int/74311712
I wonder how many /brit/ colonies we have across all the boards.
Didn't even realise there was a /Britwsg/
Funny stuff

>>36707717

/LGBTUK/ was literally a /britfeel/ conceived containment thread, and it worked.

>>36707707
wild story, i guess?
i'm heavily opposed to any use of the death penalty so there's that
not sure what you want me to say

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>>36707343
>>36707396
>>36707478
Your days are numbered /britfeel/

>>36707765

I preferred Hijak to this amphibian faggot.

Just asked that boy (female) I'm trying to bang what they're up to, sent me 6 pictures in response. Lets find out what they are...

>>36707497
>>>36707472
>i ate 20 quid worth of weed in a cake during christmas.
>i was completely out of it for 3 days.
Thats the way to do it
I eat too much a few years ago ended up with a stomach infection ouch
Well when the the weed wore off it really hurt
Gave up eating it after that loved the way it comes on so slowly and can end up most wasted a day after eating and last for so long
Next year put it in the family christmass cake
I feel so wasted now I dont know if I am hungry full or need to shit ?

>>36707689
good lad. keep up the good work.

ori ori

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>>36707765

Your yank autism is no match for British Autism

We /yankfeeks/ now

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>>36707825
>your average britfeel meme

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>>36707825
>1600

*teleports behind you*

heh pretty good kid, but you still need to catch up

>>36707775
Dressed as Harley Quinn HNNNNNG

>>36707916
The absolute state of us lads

Check the current number of lethal dose of morphine posts

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/lethal%20dose%20of%20morphine/

triggered yank?

my cock keeps taking over. when ever i am talking to a girl i keep thinking about sex, its annoying.

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>>36707765
go yank go
WE SKIPPED THE LIIGGGHT FANDANGO
TUURNEED CARTWHEELS 'CROSS THE FLOOR
I WAS FEELING KINDA SEASICK
BUT THE CROOWD CALLED OUT FOR MOORE

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>>36708044
rape her...

X

>>36707765
Careful or PM Kev might suplex you back to America.

>>36708078
be gone demon. your wickedness has no power over me.

>>36708111
>111

You carry the blessing of Kev on your shoulders lad

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>>36708078
"You are not my leader"
"I-impoooooosteer"
"Guaaards"

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>>36708111
>>36708130
>>36708135
In due time gentleman... in due time...

X

>>36708133
>33

Together we share the weight of this mighty blessing

>>36707497
>>36707797
That's nothing lads.

I once got a free weed cake off a guy from my work whose friend was a grower that was trying to make the strongest cakes possible.

I was a cocky stoner and munched it all right after work and then it hit me before I was home and I was honestly worried I was going to lose my mind and pass out on the street.

I swear to god it was the most fucked up I've ever been and I've tripped on 700ug before.

Sorry it took me so long to reply, still tripping.

>>36706173
I like the Sexy Kev on the TV, I reckon that should stay in the main OP image

shit lads too drunk and stoned, help me soothe my frantic heart holy shit i feel like gilbert kane

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Singles for all

X

>>36708344
>44
Kevs might is too strong to be undone by such foul evils

>>36708293
On the TV, or the anime room has a couple of Kev posters mixed in. Or a poster of him on the Job Centre.

Although I do like the idea of him posing sexy in the window.

ohh mighty kev speak to me through your numbers

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>>36708377
>77
The might of the PM comes strongest when it's the most darkest.

so why are we still awake lads?

>>36708414
Kev does not reward those with selfish intent, he works in silent yet mysterious ways, providing need when most needed

>>36708454
We are playing britfeel pantomime lad

>>36708456
forgive me sexy kev, i have sinned.

Have the uncontrolable urge to cry for some reason but i havent felt like this for years, whats happening to me lads?

>>36708466
>I have to be up in 3 hours for work
>I'm up protecting Kevs name in the great forced meme war

Fucking imagine trying to explain this to my manager

my throat's really started to sting what the fuck

>>36708466
Behind you
Pantomine Queens the original traps

>>36708454
I only woke up 3 hours ago

>>36708520
Getting sick lad. Gear up.

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>>36708513
Me on the right
Orihd

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>>36708454
why are we still here? just to suffer?

oro

>>36708529
impressive lad good job, i wish i could sleep that long

>>36708540
fuck off, i just got over a bout of tonsillitis, i can't do this again i've got EXAMS

been listening to fleet foxes recently, surprisingly relatable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9etElkQGKc

>>36708520

stinging like scratchy? does it hurt to swallow?

>>36708545
Ebina, I'm already a robot

>>36708550
>went to bed at 9am
>woke up at 5pm
>had some dinner
>went back to bed
I feel like a cat

>>36708513
>Fucking imagine trying to explain this to my manager
Giving me a right giggle tbqh.

>>36708581
just burns a little bit when i breathe, gonna grab a cup of water, it feels like i've eaten a pepper but i haven't hmph

Goodnight lads

Kevs blessing to you all, may prosperity and repeating digits come your way

>tfw already started getting mentally prepared for leaving the house for a couple of hours tommorow afternoon

>>36708644
>44
>kev
Pure pottery

>>36708644
>44
You can't fucking make this shit up

>>36708633
>>36708644
I'm starting to believe this link between Kev and dubs. It seems more than a mere coincidence.

Sleep well lad, and hopefully that blessing you just got ensures a comfy night of sleep.

>>36708644
goodnight lad.

ori ori

>>36708644

>44

youre just perfect kevvers, full homo

This kevs dubs shit is bullshit

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>>36708717
You ain't a heretic are ye lad?

>>36708717
I'm sorry you feel that way.

Why are you still up anyway?

>>36708717
Nice singles lad

>>36708717
shut up anarchist

>/britfeel/ is now a cult for a homoerotic wrestler that wrestles in his local

Fucking hell lads

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Pan

Nice
And
Hot

Ori

>>36708774

was bound to happen sooner or later lad

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Just feel like reminding you fellow lads some of the inspiring words by our PM Kev on the night of the dubs.

>>36708774
It sure has been a long and bumpy road.

>>36708774
/britfeel/ pilgrimage to a sexy kev match when?

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>>36708818
I was Kev's first disciple
He showed me the light
And double digits

>go from feeling fine to full on flu in 30 minutes

Reee

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>>36708866
I am honestly in amazement.

bless with your glorious quads oh great Kev

>sexy kev is only 5'8''

disappointing

>>36708865
Been talking about this. He does evens every month in Morcambe which is a bit of a trek for me but if it was Incorporated into a larger britfeel weekend I might be up for it.

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>>36708898
>Kev is taller than me

>>36708900
He was in a town local to me a couple of weeks ago, wish I'd have known

>>36708926
>under 5'8
just transition

>>36708898
why is that disappointing?

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>>36708881
kek bottom post was me

I also made this OP image and got pic related I've unironically welcomed Kev into my life

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>>36708866
>>36708881
>original kev post is 66
>first follower is 88
>8866

>>36708938
If I welcome him can I get digits too?

>>36708972
You have to believe and he'll give you them in due time, Kev is a wise one who can sense you're just using him for your own selfish gains to obtain repeating digits

>>36708972
Only when you are ready and willing to truly welcome him and not just welcome him to receive repeating numbers.

>>36708900
Morcambe is a bit of a trek for me too. I'll keep a eye out for events a bit more central and deff want to do a meet up.

>>36708995
Okay I understand. Ill reflect on this for a while

>tfw kev is a mod here in his spare time and uses his power to get digits and bless others

Bloody hell lads I wonder what other threads and boards think of us now

hail Kev

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>tfw we at comfy hours

>>36707631
quality track mate, a classic for certain.

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taking a leap of faith for kevs blessing

>>36708745
I work nights originality

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>>36709060
thanks for nothing kev

>>36709048
I'd honestly love to see another /brit/ thread or another one on /r9k/ just questioning why the /britfeel/ seems to always mention Kev.

>>36709065
What's your job?

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>>36709060
Its okay son

Its not your fault

need to wash myself cause I'm actually going outside tommorow. Been putting it off for 3 hours now, my trousers stink like piss for some reason aswell

>>36709060
Chin up lad, Kev wouldn't want you to be sad now would he?

>>36709084
>need to wash myself cause I'm actually going outside tommorow
fuck forgot to do my laundry

>>36709073
>thanks for nothing kev
Your pursuit of dubs was too selfish. When your time is right, he will bless you with some and they will feel better than ones you requested.

>>36709073
Hard luck lad, Kev is fickle

>>36709102
This lad gets it, Kev is bountiful yet limited God

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>yfw the power of Kev repelled the invading American forces

>>36709095
what are you going outside for?

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>>36709102
Too late, I've settled for an ascetic life without double digits

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kev is a false prophet
The only true god is kek

>>36709140
balls lad

>>36709140
Kev is the one true messiah. He has sensed this thread has gone awry with users trying to use him for selfish reasons and has returned to being an omnipresent watcher, he will reward those who need it in due time

Goodnight lads
Hope I dream of kev

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Kev is a heretic, embrace the wisdom of my digits

bless me kev my lad

>>36709211
This cannot be.. Kev never betray us

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>>36709140
Rolling for kek allegiance

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Shitposting will now cease
Comfy discussion only past this point

>>36709273
You know it was Kev blessing him with a sympathy dubs as a way to test the less devoted of his followers.
A true challenger to Kev would use more than a lowly dubs to threaten him.


>>36709292
What comfy topic you got in mind?

>>36709292
Only one shitposting here is you, with that false propher of yours

>>36709292
Just had a good smell of my belly button and balls before I "Wash"

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>>36709344
Is this the type of posting kev celebrates? Shame brothers
>>36709338
Have you forgotten my teachings? Shame
>>36709334
Crisps desu lad

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>>36709386
forgive me lord I was just trying to promote comfyposting

stop making a noise will you?

someone in /brit/ mentioned you bunch

What the f*ck is going on here!?

>>36709386
Kev blesses one and all as if they are the same as to allow everyone to feel welcome and comfy. That includes you.
Except for poleaboo

I need to do that cheese and pickle crisp idea a anon suggested the other night.

>>36709415
/brit/? isn't that the thread with more virgins than /britfeel/

>>36709415
>/brit/
What an embarrassment

>>36709437
wouldn't surprise me 2bh

/brit/ is full of subnormie deanos

Just had a wank lads waaay

>>36709415
>Sexy Kevs crusade marchs onwards to foreign land

>>36709292
about to go grill myself a sandwich and make a hot chocolate, guess that's pretty comfy

>>36709473
Soon Sexy Kev missionaries are sent out to ever /brit/ themed general on every board before being sent out to other websites.

>>36709533
I wonder what sexy kev would make of it all desu

eh...

Ok, that's enough britfeel for me today.

>>36709579
W-we're normally not this embarrassing I swear!

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>>36709561
Concern and amusement I bet.

Seems his hold is beginning in /brit/

>>36709533
>>36709611
Couple of great blessings.

Don't worry about him. He doesn't appear to be liked over on /brit/ either.

>>36709611
>embarassing
>even after Kev bestowed you with such a glorious gift

For shame lad

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Kev is being established over on /brit/.

I'm in fucking tears right now.

>>36709677
Kev blesses you lad

>>36709677
>Original Kev poster wakes up tomorrow
>Finds a 4chan wide cult of Kev

>>36709617
Half naked wrestler
There are fully dressed ones ?

>>36709677
Have to be careful. It grew over time here (even if it was forced)

>>36709768
It's been in full throttle lately with Kev blessing dubs, he has an actual following now

>>36709736
Now that would be a great surprise.

>>36709768
Of course, but most memes these days are forced to some extent or another. Even some of the classics here can be viewed as forced. Still be interesting to see how it develops as it appears to have evolved past some guy posting random BWE pictures to a persona to a religion and then PM.

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>>36709677
There's only one kev son

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Jesus christ lads it's fucking spreading

>>36709844
>PM

Kev is to brit specific he cant exist outside of these threads really

>>36709862
We've went global lads

>>36709874
That's why he probably will succeed moving through /brit/ themed threads, maybe there might be something on /asp/ but yes he is quite limited in nature.

But he appears to have got a couple of /brit/ posts over on /int/

Pretty exciting developments.

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This is too good lads, fucking chortling like a mad man

Americans, Thais, and Belgians are all starting to praise Kev.
I need to sleep but I don't want to miss this.

>>36709941
Same lad

>1 day after Kev becomes Primeminister
>He rebuilds the glorious empire

>>36709958
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!

I appreciate Kev not for his blessing, but for his message of patience and acceptance.

>>36709958
Already Kev has secured his first US follower on /int/

>>36710045
As do I. He desire to unity everyone in sexy feelings and comfy talk is something we should all be able to appreciate.

Do you think the real sexy Kev would appreciate this?

>>36710136
I like to think so. I dont think he would really understand it though

>>36710136
I'm sure he would find it amusing but also ensure we stay sexy and friendly as we do it.

>inb4 /britfeel/ gets dubs removed from 4chan

>>36710171
>24th July 2017
>Hiro tries to silence the growing number of Kev followers by disabling the way he shows blessings.
>25th July 2017
>Sexy Kev takes ownership of 4chan

some of the /brit/ers are applying resistance lads, what do we do?

>>36710257
slow and steady lad

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Kek that silly tart Brittany Venti got arrested

https://vid.me/eR6s

>>36710257
We work slowly and focus on dubs as they appear. With each dub we increase our chance of gaining a new follower.
If we try to force it, we will push them further away from the light.

We also encourage the continuation of comfy discussion as pulling discussion away too often will lead to revolt.

>>36710297
She is an annoying attention whore but those tits

>>>/int/74322311
Jump in lads

>>36710297
What side is this who on?
So I know if it's a shameful or a power wank?

>>36710355
Kev has blessed you lad we march onward with his light upon us

>>36710367
She's a Trump supporter and was at part 76453 of "Americans meet up to batter each other for having different views".

>>36710395
I'll just have a power wank cause of those tits. I should have guessed, a lot of the younger Trump female supporters are pretty hot.

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Am I devilish yet lads

>>36710477
You couldn't have it any more right now lad.

Perfection.

>>36710477
aahhaahahaha

>>36710445
There's plenty of other pics out there as she's a clevage showing twitch streamer.

>>36710477
a stroke if genius in kevs masterplan. It seems keV has blessed you with dubs in return

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>>36710477
>them digits

There's something to this lads

Uuuggghjj I want to sleep but this keV business Is too exciting

Just shaved my face, looks way better now I think. fucking hurts though

Im laughing away to myself at sexy kev in the /brit/ OP
>>36710587
same

>>36710587
Same ffs.
Though I know if I sleep I'll wake up to /britfeel/ day bitching about the Kev happenings of tonight.

>>36710587
iktf lad

>have to be for work in an hour
>I'm up making my first /brit/ thread about Kev

Probably going to get banned for this, I will be a matyr for Kev

Just a thought lads, kev could make an appearance over at brit/pol/ next

>>36710589
I shave about once every month or two and it's a horrible but rewarding experience.

>>36710670
I think britlgbt would appreciate kev

Taking Kev to /int/ could prove a masterplan.
Each follower we gain that isn't British will go forth and spread the word.
Makes me want to play Pandemic and set the name to Kev.

>>36710670
He has appeared there in the past. Same with the /brit/ thread on /lgbt/ Their thread is that slow moving his post is still there.

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>>36710689
>tfw realizing you could probably be a chad if you put a bit of effort in instead your a soon-to-be 24 KHHV

>>36710670
>>>/pol/123721546

Way ahead of you lad

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>>36710724
Haha yeah I could totally be a chad...

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The world is on our side lads

>>36710834
Link to the post lad.

>>36710847
>>>/pol/123722043

Here you are lad, spread the good word

>>36710810
I think i'm fairly attractive but I haven't spoken to a girl in 8 years so maybe im deluded

>>36710834
laughed when I saw that

anyway im off to sleep, I hope to wake up to news that more people have taken kev into their hearts

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should try kick kev off on brit/lgbt/ lads, they'd love it

>>36710872
So what's the deal? Too lazy or a bit mental?

>>36710893
Kev has posted there in the past.
It's a bit slow moving that it might not work as well.