/britfeel/

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fit is better than brit. prove me wrong

>early
>shit edition

Why so thirsty for attention OP?

>>36724587
>Thinking of our new PM

Godly.

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Seriously, who the fuck votes for tories?
Off with their heads.

>>36724624
S-somebody asked for one

>>36724617
/fit/ is more insecure than autistic than /r9k/
its actually fucking scary

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LADS I JUST GOT A 2 WEEKS EXTENSION ON MY ASSIGNMENTS WHEN I ASKED FOR 2 DAYS

>>36724617
/fit/ probably is better than /brit/ but this is /britfeel/ What's your point?

>>36724657
Maybe if your class wasn't so shit, students would be paying attention instead

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IS THIS FOR FUCKING REAL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>36724707
It's not. It's fake news.

>>36724705
how the fuck is a boring-ass lecture supposed to compete with porn, reddit, facebook, shopping and video games?!?

>>36724707
Even if it is, so what? Everyone knows politics is corrupt.

>>36724707
One thing I know - a politician looking to get re-elected would NEVER abuse their position to slander the opposition party

>>36724657
I wonder what porn he saw a student watching in class.

>>36724729
source you fag?

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forget all this politics bollocks.
lets have some comfy feels, eh lads?

>>36724707
wtf I love whatever shit party you want me to vote for now

>>36724748
so what? do you live in this fucking country?
thats whats so

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Gooooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing?
What have you been up to?
What's for tea?


Hope you've all been doing great and have had a good day no matter what it is you've got up to!

Has anybody tried anything new today?

I made turkey burgs again today and, I don't mean to brag but they're bloody delish.
Feel like Marco Pierre White desu

>>36724692
Yaaayy that's great anon, try not to leave it all to the end of the 2 weeks!

>>36724782
Any more cute animal pics, friendo?

>>36724782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W48cwRgHXA

this is super comfy

>>36724806
Literally who cares

Grow up. Only manbabies and retards care about politics.

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guys, chill out. its just a somalian art photography forum.

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What's the most disappointing game you've ever wasted money on lads?

Elite Dangerous for me, spent 40 quid on the fucker.

>>36724812
I'm really good Lenlad, glad you liked your turkey burgers.

Are you looking forward to series 1 of Good Fellas premiering on E4 this June?

>>36724824
This is a shit forced meme.

2/5/2017

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>>36724818
looks shite

>>36724823
fuck you

>>36724833
Z E R O
V
O
T
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ZERO VOTES

>>36724838
>This is a shit forced meme.
yes the cute animals and silly comments are what's ruining this place, not the fake nigger promoting a fake nigger show.

>BritNormie is confirmed to be AndrewPrince trip
>BritNormie works in marketing

could it be, could it be he is literally the marketing chief for goodfellas?

>>36724838
Literally better than having the same fucking discussion over and over again when you both know that you aren't going to change your opinion.

>>36724829
i always try it out before

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>advertising doesn't affect me

Is there a bigger sign that someone is a mong lacking in self-awareness?

no one from britfeel watching the champions league semi tonight?

literally the most normie thing about me is being sports mad desu, the few friends I have always treat me like a bit of an outcast for it

Been NEET for 5 months and ready to off myself.

I've forgotten how to get a job. Help me lads, please.

>>36724855
You know what vote actually counts mate?

The Baftas. So we'll see what happens then, shall we?

>>36724863
I have no idea where this meme came from, I don't even know who this "BritNormie" character is.

>>36724855

>Outvoted by Xi Jinping
>Outvoted by Truckboys
>Outvoted by Milk Cat
>Outvoted by Reliant Robbing

>>36724812
Everything's pretty fucking awul desu
Ate some pasta bake earlier but I'm still hungry and I've got nothing out to eat, might go to sainsbury's but I'm scared if I do in this mood I'll buy vodka and go back to being an alcoholic

>>36724890
I'm watching some ITV guff with middle class scouse wankers being tedious

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Good evening /britfeel/

ACROSS
1. Type of metal forged in ancient Syria, famous for its toughness and mottled appearance (8,5)
7. Wife-beater (6)
8. A child's name for a parent (4)
9. Angered (5)
10. Japanese formal dress (6)
13. Tolkien's monstrous race (3)
15. Holiday; snap (5)
16. Chinese Communist dictator (3)
18. Small or dainty, especially of a woman(6)
20. Treads; 90s pop group (5)
22. Bambi, for example (4)
23. Japanese mafiosi (6)
24. Property measured by a sphigmomanometer (5,8)

DOWN
1. State of confused hallucination (8)
2. Plant used as festive decoration; Baldr's killer in Norse myth (9)
3. Drink derived from bitter, caffeine-containing African nut (4)
4. Italian disco song from an unhappy amphibian (8)
5. Speed (in music) (5)
6. National park of Somerset and Devon (6)
11. Silent film about the vampiric Count Orlok (9)
12. Beautify (oneself) (6,2)
14. Northwestern county; wide-mouthed feline (8)
17. Shock, horrify (6)
19. Latin dance; orange-flavoured soft drink (5)
21. Island of the Hebrides (4)

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>>36724833
mate. take your meds. wtf r u doing?

>asked question by britfeel captain
>replies by shilling his "work"

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>>36724897
>tfw some nerds on the internet dissect your series and send a dissertation detailing everything wrong with it to literally every channel, production company, awards festivals so that they all know what a piece of shite it is.
>when those nerds do it for shits and giggles

Went to buy beer, needed to turn around, reversed about a metre on some dudes drive, he runs up to the car screaming at the window, it's my drive RA RA RA not public road RA RA private property RA RA, I understand his feelings slightly but I opened the window and said, what are you whinging about, him - RA RA my property RA, I calmly said I'm only turning around AND hardly on your drive, I need to turn, him - RA this is private property!! - sorry to say lads but I lost it and told him why you crying about me turning around in the road for, I'm only 1 metre on your bit, have you took your tablets today? I closed the window, end of right? Wrong - screaming man carries on I took the window down about 100mm said what's your fucking problem - he saw the 8 Stella and bottle of Ribena on the seat now but he still goes RA RA RA I'm gunna smash your car up, I said u gunna smash my car mateyo?? I know where you live daft cunt. This is ur drive right? Saw the cogs turning in his brain, and he goes RA RA again and walks off. I know I'm wrong but am I right?? And don't accuse me of making this up like my taxi encounter the other night, I will get dashcam now, happening to often lads.

>>36724897
You mean we will see Goodfellas get
Z E R O
V
O
T
E
S
again?

>>36724899
Outvoted by Truckboys and Reliant is the funniest part of this.

>>36724894

Wait till you get to 9 years mate.

>>36724823
>Only manbabies and retards care about politics.

this is the most retarded thing i have read this year

well done

you have literally dismissed some of the smartest minds in the world.

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>>36724897
>lurks everyday shillposting his series
>"i dont even know who that is LORL"

>>36724812
lenlad, would you kindly post a quick picture of your willy please? thanks

>>36724961
>mfw I've seen a totally different spongebob porn

>>36724890
what is the point in being into the footy if no one else is who you know?

unless you play sports

>>36724890

Shit lad thanks for reminding me.

Time to put it on and play some grand strategy while I watch to even out the normieness.

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>>36724812
only got hippo pics today. sorry.

>>36724938
>Oh wow some autists from 4Chan don't like the hit sitcom of the decade that 10 million people watch every week, better shut it down

>>36724961
Who is BritNormie? Seriously I have no idea who it is.

>>36724894
Get used to being NEET, forget work, it took me a whole year of mental gymnastics to understand I don't need to go to work every day. You can do it. Unless you get offered a job, don't worry about it laddy

>>36724950

I'd rather not wait that long.

i wish more people on brit feel where cultured and well read

>>36724984
cause I really like the sport, it's not about being a lad and just watching it at the pub as a social occassion

I have literally considered going into football coaching and becoming one of these non-playing autist tactical managers

>>36725044

I can't really. I have to live at home with my mother who is having a nervous breakdown at the moment. She's been mad for years but never got help and now she's finally lost it. I want to get out.

>>36725058
I wish you weren't so judgemental of the other lads on /britfeel/

>>36725058
*reads a book*
*thinking*

>>36725023
BritNormie is a trip from this thread who used to post a lot in 2015

>>36725075
Do you have any skills m8?

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THE TIME HAS COME
GIVE ME YOUR MEMES
OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF BEING RULED BY A CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT

>>36725089
2015? How the fuck am I supposed to know who that is then?

Ridiculous.

>>36725076
its true though lad. the arguments are always retarded. its either one person not understanding something because they are poorly educated or two people talking complete shit

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>>36724812
Milk Cat 25

>>36725058
Hm. Quite. Shallow and pedantic.

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Daily reminder: Jesus loves you.

>>36725058
how do you know I'm not?

I just don't bring it up on britfeel and keep it to /lit/

>>36724958
>masturbating about politics makes you smart

Dunning-Kruger affect, ahoy!

You're literally a fucking retard if you care about politics on anything more than a superficial level.

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>>36725058
posters probably think pic related is dark hoodoo magicks

>>36725119
Still better than some toff coming in and looking down on everyone because 'they haven't read enough books'
Reading books and going to art galleries doesn't make you smarter. Some of the most stupid people I have ever met at the people who do those very things because they live in a small bubble of their own elf-righteousness.

>>36725119
Or two people arguing because they think they're hot shit for reading some books so they wont back down

>>36725178
>elf-righteousness
those fucking elves think they're better than us!

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This is high functioning autism

>>36725189
>>36725178
>Proud of being illiterate

The absolute state of you.

>>36725102

No. I can pull pints and serve food and that's it.

Have a meme degree from 8 years ago.

>>36725168
this desu
politics is like football, everybody can talk about it without any knowledge whatsoever

>>36725058
well no-one voted for AP and goodfellas posts are almost universally ignored, so that's gotta be something, right?

>>36725160
you might be for all i know, i was talking about the board as a whole.

>>36725178
Here here or hear hear! Comfy thoughts from a wise mind!

>>36725058
>where
Is this bait

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>>36724903
Oh bud I'm sorry to hear that, and I agree that if you think something will make you fall off the wagon then perhaps it's worth staying in.

When I stopped drinking every night I replaced it with diet pepsi, not the healthiest but much better than alcohol - I found that having something to perform the act of drinking with that wasn't alcohol helped.

Failing that, if you have rocket league on steam we can play some vidya to keep your mind off things?

>>36724963
'ere you are lad

>>36725015
No need to apologise! Slippery doggos are just as good!
Look at that little boop on the butt!

>>36725120
One day I hope to see the cat drink that milk.

>>36725148
they say the most beautiful part of that picture is his eyes.

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Feel a bit I dunno lads.

Have you ever had a feel that you're not sure what your feel is?

>>36725233
>politics is like football

Pretty good analogy. Right down to the brainless morons supporting teams/parties and not even understanding why

>>36725220
I never said I don't read.

I do get more than zero fucking votes though.

That's the absolute state tbqhwy.

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>>36725280
>chooses right option for the wrong reason
>its a terrible crime

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what you lot fapping to then? linx plox?

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>>36725316
this to be honest with ya laddy

>>36725178
im not from London. im poor as fuck

its a case of understanding the world enough to have a decent discussion or argument.

obviously not all people who read are smart but they are obviously going to be well educated on specific subjects enough to have a decent convo and make certain actions. sure, some people can be smart and not read but they are going to be uneducated on stuff.

i dont even know why you're trying to diminish what i am saying. you know the board would be better if people had good debates rather than "the blacks are evil".

>>36725293
Have you read the triolets of Paul Verlaine? Ovid? Anais Nin? Lautreamont, G. Cabrera Infante and Mishima Yukio?

I highly doubt it. The absolute state of you.

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>>36725326
say no more senpai say no more

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Some interesting developments last night. Very funny to see /brit/ take to it quite rapidly. Thank you nightcrew.

How have you lot been today? I hear the Champions League is on, for the lads who are watching it, who are you supporting?

- PM Kev x

today is the most depressed i have ever been
just laying in bed staring at my room for hours thinking about how ive fucked everything up

>>36725338
>reads posh shit
>writes shit shit

>>36725350
Why do you feel like you've fucked everything up mate?

>>36725227
come on mate, u must be able to measure, saw, carry stuff? Get on site as a labourer, then ask if you can be an "improver" - just means u have some trade knowledge but wanna get a trade, most tradesmen are on 1000 week if not more as self employed, u can do it mate u think about it! U just have to want to be busy, look at site work like a all day gym, get paid to lift shit about the place

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>>36725338
>the order of t.japanese name
absolutely rustled tbqh

>>36725178
Best ones are the ones who think they're intelligent because they read, but their reading only extends to trashy genre fiction

>>36725336
The board does have good debates. Interesting how these unread masses manage to do that when not having another debate about Zerovotefellas.

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I got a reply, I guess this settles it once and for all

I admire your dedication though, goodfellas spammer

>>36725338
Oh no, he has thrown some names around as if they actually mean anything.

What a utter batty boy.

I have been reading PurplePill recently. Can I be more autistic than this?

>>36725382

I'm too posh I wouldn't survive a minute on a building site. Just being realistic here.

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>goodfellas like this image

damn, you must think you're really something special, huh?

>>36725409
PRINCE BEAT THE FUCK OUT

>>36724908
across
13 orc
16 mao
22 deer
23 yakuza

down
5 tempo
19 tango
11 nosferatu? (guess)
14 cheshire

>>36725409
Kwame is just trying to put us down to sell his shitty novel.

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>>36725409
Shipman to the fucking rescue once again

>>36725338

Mishima is unironically an amazing writer. I recommend him to anyone who wants to be moved by writing.

>>36725409
Great news. That it's not airing that is.

>>36725437

0 VOTES

0 MINUTES OF AIRTIME ON E4

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>>36725427
fresh exploitable for whoever wants to vent

>>36724908
1 across - Damascus Steel.
20 across - Steps

>>36725448
Yep, Spring Snow is my favourite.

>>36725390
i literally cant recall one good debate where both the sides have good arguments with good sources and historical examples

>>36725409
>the fucking shipman avatar
outstanding.

>>36725423
How u know tho? If ur posh get daddy to let u clean his car at the weekends, working on site is funny, it's nothing like an office type job, tradesman have a laugh and always on a wind up

>>36724908
10 across kimono
15 across break

>>36725437
Give it up mate
ZERO VOTES
E
R
O

V
O
T
E
S

You lost your fucking deposit

>>36725492
Are you after a debate including sources in the harvard referencing style or something. Maybe /britfeel/ is the wrong place for you.

Or maybe you want INDUSTRIAL SCALE to come back?

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Not sure if I'm a fan of Cowboy Bebop lads.

It's kinda too stylistic for it's own good and nothing really happens.

>>36725429
It's not deer

>>36725500

How do I go about finding a labouring job?

I've also thought about maybe getting a qualification in carpentry or something. Is it worth it or a meme?

Thanks for your positivity btw, appreciate it.

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Nihao shuai yingguo ren

>>36725522
>mentioned industrial scale and gets a kev.

Cheeky

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>Almost 9pm
>still bright and sunny out.

originally

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OC lads. Enjoy.

>>36725620
Best dog walking time.

>tfw no doggo

>>36725522
obvs not full Harvard references, that would be a bit steep. just saying "yeah, i read about this theory here" or something similar would surface. depends on the argument tbf, if its something like "black are evil" then i at least expect more than wiki, and at least one academic theory.

>>36724657
I do, because I don't like people like you.

>tfw found pics of me as a little kid acting INCREDIBLY camp, some of them dressed up in gay little costumes my mum made me wear like a sailor's uniform

fuck me, am I gay now?

>>36725263
That's a very generous offer, but I don't think I can accept, don't have Rocket League anyway.
Problem is everywhere that sells food and not alcohol closes so fucking early around here and I'll be starving in a couple hours.
It's really fucking tempting me, man..

>>36725620
high res closeup face shots are so scary man. especially if they have bloody eyes

>>36725536
fawn?

original cooment

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>>36725630
Excellent OC, just added a cherry to it.

>>36725593
Go to an agency like matchtech and register ur cv, make ur cv based on skills u may have, I wouldn't put bar work for a labourer sort of job, just think of things you've done in the past and make it sound like a job and say u were working for ur friends/dads firm at the time, but ur willing to learn etc, I'm a qualified spark but know lads that are "labourers" basically getting the bits for the tradesman to allow them to carry on with the job etc and the labourers were on 90% of a trades wage. No it's not a meme. U can do it, and it will cure depression, as long as u can give as good as u get pal!

>>36724657

I am from the North of England, so it is in my blood to never vote tories and to favour labour.. My issue is simply I hate them all for all different reasons, and as a result, I cannot bring myself to vote. What shall I do, lads?

heal me sexy kev

ACROSS
1. Damascus Steel
7. Wife-beater (6) ?
8. A child's name for a parent (4) ?
9. Angered (5) ?
10. Kimono
13. Orc
15. Holiday; snap (5)
16. Mao
18. Petite
20. Treads; 90s pop group (5)
22. Deer
23.Yakuza
24. Property measured by a sphigmomanometer (5,8)

DOWN
1. State of confused hallucination (8)
2. Mistletoe
3. Kola
4. Shadilay (brothers)
5. Tempo
6. National park of Somerset and Devon (6)
11. Nosferatu
12. Beautify (oneself) (6,2)
14. Northwestern county; wide-mouthed feline (8)
17. Shock, horrify (6) Appall?
19. Tango
21. Island of the Hebrides (4)

>>36725711

get over yourself and vote labour.

>>36725593
Or just type up google for labourer jobs in your area, ur prob start on shit money but it can go up easy, sites are small, get on side with top boys, they will say to main man get this kidder in the fold and that's how it goes

>>36725711
>literal marxist running for prime minister

what do you want lad?

>>36725697
0 votes?

ugh robot fuck off

>>36725604
pls post more chinese beauties.

>>36725711
UKIP. Or tories, either or.

>>36725492
THIS IS 4CHAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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>>36725757
Come on Andrew, don't pretend you don't know what Zero Votes means.

>>36725807
Come on man, spoonfeed a boi

GOOD FELLAS COMING TO E4 JUNE 2017

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>>36725757
ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>36725881
oh shit proofs?

1. State of confused hallucination (8)
Delerium

8. A child's name for a parent (4)
Mama

24. Property measured by a sphigmomanometer (5,8)
Blood Pressure (thanks Google)

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>>36725815
Consider yourself fed by spoon..

>>36725735

>vote labour
But Corbyn is a champagne socialist. He can't run his party, never mind the government / country. Plus he will bend over to please the EU overlords in regards to Brexit negotiations. No dice.

>>36725755
I want our Nige back, lad.

>>36725792
>UKIP. Or toeis

UKIP are somewhat redundant now as Brexit has happened and as a result, they have a lot less political clout as people would largely vote for them for the referendum. May as well, it's still a solid protest vote.

>>36725893
I didn't actually get to vote in that :(

inb4 second referendum, you just KNOW that AP is gonna get some of his mates to vote

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Exclusive look at the opening scene of Goodfellas.

>>36725881
Bet it's Andrew kwameumbongo really nignog

>>36725905
The fact that Kwame Augustine denied it should be proof enough that it's happening, he's famously untrustworthy.

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>>36724587
>Internet freedom
>Improved railways
>Will probably be less of a bitch to the US

Is there a single reason, other than Brexit and 'muh diverse' to not vote for him?

I need to buy more estrogen

Not sure how much to go for, need to get my finances under control

Say about 100 Quid's worth, should last me 4 months

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>>36725934
That was just to narrow it down to two.
Maybe you can vote in the next GE.

>>36725349
>>36725349
hi kev
pretty crap day at work today
supporting athletico as I don't like Ronaldo
hope you r well

>>36725935
gorilla in milk would have been funnier

>>36725969
The GP told you to cut that shit out

>>36725962
>Corbyn
>Less of a bitch
Also
>Literal communist

>>36725954
>Wo juede yongguo nuren hen piaoliang
... what?

>>36725806
there are good debates on other boards. i have even seen some good debates on the rest of r9k

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>>36725978
Sorry to hear that lad. What happened at work?

- PM Kev x

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>>36725773
Wo juede yongguo nuren hen piaoliang 2bh

>game is never on sale when im in a mood for it

why

>>36725982
Not really

I'm just going to start taking Sertaline too

lads I'm 29 and I've lost interest in everything.

Don't listen to music anymore.
Don't read anymore.
Don't watch films anymore.
Get sad and angry if I go on the internet.
Just sleep or stare at the screen all day.
Don't feel hungry.
Don't go outside in case I meet someone I know and they see the state I'm in.
Randomly start crying sometimes.

What the fuck do I do?

>>36725981
seconded

>>36725969
not you again

>>36726020
>become muslim
>fast for ramadan
>go to the mosque make new friends
>get invited to break fast at their hip parties
>???
>profit

>>36726020
Being to transition like pakiboo.
Alternatively try some nightwalks, fully immerse yourself in a randomly chosen topic and see if it kickstarts any particular interest.

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>>36724587
Black dont crack edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful huge black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36726015
y-yeah? what does that mean exactly?

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>>36725985
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDULjo1v2Hivuu4h4LZSTUQ
https://www.youtube.com/user/MaoistRebelNews2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrmBGDKa_Wk
You do know that communist hate liberals, right? Before being a cunt about something please do research.

>>36725987
Direct translation: I feel middle kingdom woman people very pretty.

>>36726020
>What the fuck do I do?

need to sort your head out lad. entertainment is meant to be something you do in your spare time not all the time.

>>36726071
do you not understand what "edition" means?
Each post is literally the exact same ffs

>>36726068

Nightwalks as in literally walking at night?

Would like to but I live in the shittest borough in London so it's not that easy.

>>36725981
I didnt want to make the same joke that's already been made a million times.

>24
>live at home with my divorced mother who is a total stranger to me and long since stopped caring about me
>starting to feel like I want to get more out of life

How do I escape this situation? I have a job but the pay is shit (17kGBP, call centre). I'm starting to feel uncomfortable about my situation, anxious to get away rather than just wallow in misery.

>>36726096
but they're doing it none of the time

>>36726096
Your spare time is meant to be building up a business to replace your job, then building it up so you can retire at 40

>>36726124
Shag and marry your mum, then kill her to inherit the house

>>36725660
Try and hang in there buddy, it's the times like these that once you overcome them make it so much easier in the future.

It's very easy to give in and it's very hard to imagine that life will get better without alcohol, but I promise you once you work through it and leave the urge behind things will have a much brighter outlook for you.

You can do it friend, I know you can!

>>36726122
As opposed to making no joke at all?

>>36726071
>Black dont crack edition
But blacks get zero votes.

>>36726116
Yes, and damn that's a issue. Any chance to travel outside of London for a day/two?

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who /longhair/ here?

3 and a half years without a haircut, and no plans to get one
sorry for potato quality i only have a shitty laptop

>>36726128
who is they?

>>36726130
one step a time

>>36726124
>convert to islam
>make mother go to mosque
>make new friends
>get contacts, job offers
>???
>profit

>>36726020
Take up a creative pursuit, all those thing you listed are almost entirely passive activities.

>>36726130
>Give up your whole youth to retire at 40 skint with just enough to survive until you're dead

This isn't how I choose to live. I found it was a better idea to find something that I enjoy doing for a living, and work out a way to do it from home.

>>36726206
>>convert to islam

Nice try, Mohamed.

>>36726168
You dont think a giant demon dick about to fuck a white woman counts as a joke? It may not have been funny, but an attempt was made. I'll post a totally fresh Shipman greentext next time instead.

>>36725620
What an ugly kike.

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I have an exam tomorrow and I've barely studied for it.
Post waifus

>>36726009
ah they just keep cutting back on staff so there's too much work to realistically get through

>>36726137
>>36726206
>meme responses

ah yes well meme'd my fellow memers, excellent

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>>36726189
im balding

oregano

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>Islam
>Actual nice people
>More powerful than you think

>>36726189
Had long hair this time last year. Had been growing it for two years then cut it when I got a new job because I figured it was the right time. Then after keeping it short for six months, I missed it and started to grow it out again.

>>36726238
What's it for? I've got a physics one tomorrow afternoon

>>36726252
sorry for your loss anon, how bad is it?

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Haha time to grow some hot hot

I'm pretty set on this idea of giving a gay hookup a go to be honest

just dunno how to go about finding some qt twink bottom

should I use grindr perhaps? thing is I'd be a bit concerned about staying anonymous.

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>nage juede shenme shihou bushi zhongguo nupengyou

>>36726071

This is the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.

>>36726189
As someone who had it from their teens till their mid 20s

fucking cut that shit off it looks awful, jfc can't believe how dumb I was to think that looked good

>>36726268
Specific Torts. I'm not worried about it, and I can always retake pretty soon after.

>>36726248
Move out of your mum's house like a normal adult and get a better job if you want more money

There, was that memeless enough for you?

>>36726280
Don't use your face as a profile picture. Send it in private messages

>>36726253
>Actual nice people
They hate dogs so they're scum.

Dogs are mans oldest friend.

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>>36726248
not a meme lad. Islam will solve all your problems.

>>36726096

I don't do it ever though.

>>36726280
You really want to fuck a man's arse?

You know that you'll get shit all over your cock right?

>>36726284
I can support this forced Chinese meme if it means more random asian girl pics.

>>36726247
Hate it when that happens. We were always understaffed as fuck on our busy days but extremely overstaffed on the dead days.
Hopefully they book their ideas up.

>>36726289
Yeah it's so sad he's still posting it even with
ZERO VOTES
E
R
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V
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>>36726189
>>36726256

i have tried growing my hair a few times, ive once went almost a year without cutting it. i personally think it looks stupid on most lads. only certain people can pull it off.

good for you lads if you can but i definitely cant. most lads i know with long hair look stupid

>>36726315
That isn't a Halal approved Muslim. Be rid of her.

>>36726315
didn't work so well for the muslims in islamic countries eh

>>36726280
>Friend unlocks phone
>Can't help but notice the Grindr app flash up on his homescreen

learn something new every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Pt7z6qq5k

cheer up lads

>>36726290
you sound upset lad
were you one of those guys whose long hair is thin as fuck and greasy

>>36726209

I didn't want to put my creative activities because britfeel would call me a faggot but all that has stopped too.

>music
>cooking
>drawing
>digital art

No inspiration. I feel like a dead person walking.

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>>36726354
can haz cutie hippo wife/babbies pls?

>>36726020
Unless u suicide, which I'm sure u will have feelings like this, u need to understand that all that shit is bollox, it'll take around 6-12 months to fully get ur head round it, I am the same but understand I'm fully awake now so it's easier.

>>36726336

What is this zero votes thing? I haven't been on britfeel for a while since i defected to britpol.

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>>36726142
I know alcohol won't make things better, but the most I can hope for right now is to stop thinking desu.
I don't want to disappoint you, though, so I guess I'll try not to go.

>>36726189
Used to have long hair, I'm going to grow it out again, I looked better that way

>>36726238
What about husbandos?
And study for your exam, what's it on?

>>36726324
I'm sure they give it a good clean, especially the twinks who know they're going to be taking a dicking and need to be clean along with having a hairless bum

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When was the last time you had some fresh baked bread from your local Tesco lads?

I can't believe how much nicer a freshly baked roll or baguette is than regular bread, even just eating it plain is great.

>>36726370
Have you tried one of those things where you try something every day. So do a small drawing of one particular object a day for a month etc. Maybe seeing a small collection of your work at the end might inspire you further.

>>36726373
>can haz pls?
Fuck off.

>>36726395
Fresh baked bread is amazing but the tesco stuff is fucking shit lad.

>>36726391
see here lad.
>>36725918

>>36726270
ive been on finasteride for a while. my hairline is bad but it looks okay because of my hairstyle and my crown has regrown.
but in the past few days ive noticed that my dick starts to bend and has a bit of a hourglass shape and it scares the shit out of me

>>36726395
I bake my own bread when I fancy a fresh baked loaf desu

lovely bread recipes in my Delia book

>>36726189

On a male, I automatically associate long hair with idle, feckless man babies. Sorry, but I do. My experience has shown me time and time again, that anyone over the age of 18 with hair past their shoulders have nauseating political views and contribute very little towards anything yet feel entitled to anything

>checks board

Welcome, to r9k lad

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>>36724587
>Getting job at Domino's soon.
>Just found out that I make amazing lattes.
Life feels pretty good anon.

>>36724908
14. Chester cat?
21. Skye?
24. Blood pressure.

>>36726370
think this might be good advice >>36726416 just aiming to create something every day can help, even if its a shit just the act of forcing yourself to do it and making a routine

what temperature do you like your tea lads? personally i take a sip as soon as it's ready and like it very warm, can't stand lukewarm tea

>>36726476
The fucking putrid yeast infections that you pretend to enjoy aren't even close to a Tesco tiger loaf you fucking stupid cunt.

>>36726395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLpucjrqzvE
don't want to risk the riots

>>36726537
my loafs are very nice thank you :)

>>36726395
Hope you're talking about their Tiger Bread

>>36726460

Grow some balls, be a man, and shave it. Trust me, being bald is far more appealing than someone who clearly has no confidence.

>>36726416
>>36726519

Thanks lads. Will try this.

>>36726367
Nope, just came to my senses that it looks awful.

Not sure why you think that scraggy mess of split ends looks good but whatever.

>>36726568
Ripped the roof of my mouth on a bacon and egg tiger bread roll few days ago, dangerous rolls them lad

>>36726580
Hope it goes well. I need to do one myself tbqh.

>>36726580
Routine is the important part if you're really struggling. Seen as you do art maybe having something to force a brief so that you can't procrastinate thinking what to do what to do what to do what to do.

For example you could take a wildlife book and do a rendition of each image in order, so you can just sit down at a certain time each day and do it.

>>36726622
Tigers bite back lad

Giraffes fucking don't though.

Any trannys ITT?

You girls take progesterone? When did you start?
The safe version is quite expensive, 30 quid for 30 tabs that you need to take twice daily

Any pakis ITT?

You lads take curry? When did you start?

The tikka masala version is quite expensive, 6.95 for a foil tray that doesn't even include rice or naan.

>>36726641
This.
Having a set guideline helps.
I've seen a lot of graphic designers design 1 letter a day, or the same letter each day for a month.

>>36726656
Giraffes will fuck you up

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493755531830.webm

>>36726575
my problem with balding isnt the usual panic of becoming even more unattractive. i tried a very short cut and it just did not feel right. even just touching my head felt super weird. every time i looked in the mirror i felt like looking at someone that isnt me. even my shadow bothered me
its like being forced to wear clothes you really dislike

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Any GPs ITT?

You lads prescribe morphine? When did you start?
The safe version is quite expensive, 30 quid for 30 doses that you need to inject into patients daily

>>36726719
I love short hair. It doesn't get messy. It doesn't blow about in the wind. No fussing or fannying with it

It's the fucking shit.

>>36725409
This is fake as fuck

Insecure white dicklets

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Any zhongguo ren ITT?

You lads know kungfu? When did you start?
The safe lessons are quite expensive, 30 quid for 30 minutes that you need to have twice daily

>>36726327
its gone too far now, the manager likes it as it makes him look good. Its suprisingly stressful for what is a crappy retail job

Any Robert Gordon University, Aberdeen students ITT?

You lads film polish girls shitting? When did you start?
The hidden camera version is quite expensive, it cost me my degree and four years of my life were wasted.

Well played lads, enjoying the sudden burst of creativity.

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Any wrestlers ITT?

You lads take bodyslams? When did you start?
The safe version is quite exhausting, 30 bodyslams for 30 suplexs that you need to take twice daily.

- Kev x

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39783511

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>>36726782

fuckin brilliant tbqh lad

>>36726751
yeah, it clearly has its advantages. waking up and being able to go out without washing it was so good

Any Off Licence owners ITT?

You lads sell Freddos? When did you start?
The cash and carry version is quite expensive, 10 quid for 60 bars that you need to sell to customers?

>>36726815
how much empirical evidence does society need before we strip women of all the liberties men have granted them?

>>36726812

Thought about going to wrestling school but then the old depression came about and I don't do anything anymore.

>>36726844
Actually, are there any pakis here with corner shop owning cousins?

I'd love to know how much one would make in profit a year on average

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>>36726700
>>36726732
>>36726774
>>36726782
>>36726812
>>36726844
I really do love this thread desu~

>>36726719
Take Finasteride like me

>>36726782
Funny

i wonder how long i can take it, i just know i have nothing no friends, no hope of a relationship i last tried to kill myself so long ago now when i was 17 but i am now 23 and all my problems are the same i had no friends i had no girlfriend and no future when i was 17 and i am now 23 and i haven't found any of those things. i just realised that i have been only eating 1000 calories a day. i am literally wasting away though apathy.

>>36726996
Mate what are your actual problems? What is actually stopping you from living the life you want?

>>36726996
get into medschool. its one of the most rewarding things and you will have an excuse for literally everything you stated

>>36727015
intense autism, there is nothing i want to do

My solicitor said the CCTV is probably just my police interview

>>36727028
i have to be a wage cuck or i die sadly

>>36726996
Get some mdma on AB. It's the best antidepressant- it used to be used as such but was banned

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>>36727028
>get into medschool
Anon goes to medschool... what could possibly go wrong

>>36727028
>get into medschool
Thanks mate, problem solved

>>36727060
you think i know where to get drugs what am i a normie

>>36727060
>4 hours of hapiness followed by 2-7 days of crippling sadness

Yeah I wonder why this was banned as an antidepressant?

>>36727030
Not him, but I'm the same, U can do it, think positive, try drink everyday, not loads just like 5 pints, gets u out, and resets the RAM in the brain

>>36727028
alright mate ill be back in 10 years thanks

>>36727104
drinking gives me migraines i really won the genetic lottery

Looks like I'm pissing away half my salary again

>>36727100
after a night on mdma u wake up without a care in the world, the world is a nice place etc.

>>36727100
rofl it was never used as an antidepressent. they were using it as a therepeutic aid.

how do you pronounce terraria

When was the golden age of the internet?

>>36727154
cant you put it on the credit card?

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In 1920s china this is what a prostitute wore

Now it's a wedding garment.

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>>36726540
Is that Venezuela anon?

Or England...

>>36727172
well for me badly

>>36727186
before the dotcom bubble burst

>>36727186
Hard to fucking say since the horrors of mobile phones truly lowered the bar

>>36727137
Well do what i do, get in the pub, drink plenty, get some gear, chat shit for hours, wake up and use codeine for the headaches, repeat.

>>36727161
after a night on MDMA you don't want to leave your bed for 2 days

>>36726392
You can do it!
It's an easy way out but maybe go to bed early if you can, or wrap yourself up all snuggly and watch tv!

It's not about disappointing other people, it's about doing something for you.
So be selfish - take time to take care of yourself!

>>36727231
chat shit to who kek i am literally awful at talking to people nobody wants to talk to me

>>36727161
all the MDMA I can find is dirt cheap
for some reason this puts me off trying it

I've tried an RC that was touted as almost chemically identical but shorter lasting
that was like turning on a happy switch in my brain, holy fuck
I almost jizzed myself from the feel of a soft bun

>>36726996
step out of your comfort zone. for me it was moving out and studying in a different city

>>36727172
teh-rah-ree-ah

>>36727188
Yeah, that's what I'm doing

But I'm still going to lose that money eventually

I'm not pretending like credit is real money

>>36727161
This is utterly untrue and you're a bad person for suggesting it is.

>>36727295
That's where the drink / drug combo takes over...

Try to imagine if Poleaboo was a real person.

>>36727295
get benzos mate. dont get addicted, just to lose your talking virginity

>>36727300
Well my friends aunties friends son, sells it rock for 40 for 1g, and it can last a week if u just have a small amount each day. Many times I've banged the lot and as mentioned- been in bed for couple days, but u don't need shit loads to lift ur mind a little

>>36727354
I don't want to depress myself thinking someone is actually that pathetic.

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>>36727168
Yep.
I believe it was used it in marriage therapy.

>>36727386
I see it for as cheap as 15 a gram
it's bunk isn't it?

>>36727360
popping benzos thanks cunt

>uuuhhhh life is so hard I need to take drugs

pathetic

>>36727386
doing more than once in a few months literally causes brain damage stop that

>>36727354
Just took my estrogen dose, 4mg

PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS ARE THE CAUSE OF THE STRAIN CURRENTLY ON THE NHS

PLEASE STOP IT

>>36727449
Give us a photo then lad. I can't understand why now, so far into your transition, the pictures have stopped coming.

>>36727467
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39783511

piss off wanker if you toke some drugs maybe you wouldnt be such a cock hole

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YOUR DAY BREAKS
YOUR MIND ACHES
YOU FIND THAT ALL THE WORDS OF KINDNESS LINGER ON
WHEN SHE NO LONGER NEEDS YOU
SHE WAKES UP
SHE MAKES UP
SHE TAKES HER TIIIMMEE AND DOESSN'T FEEL SHE HAS TO HURRY
SHE NOOO LONGER NEEDS YOUUU
AND IN HERR EYYEEES YOUUU SEE NOTTTHIING
NO SIIGN OF LOOOVE BEHHIIIND THE TEEARS
CRIIED FOR NO ONNE
A LOOVE THAAT SHOUULD HAVE LASTED YEARS

>>36727486
Still working on laser, going to have a review session next month, I'm definitely going to need more

It's areas around my chin/mouth that are quite stubborn

But I might take a pic soon anyway
Gonna buy some tranny glasses

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daily reminder: those goodfellas cannot be trusted
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4105718/British-actor-tortured-woman-red-hot-iron-raping-her.html

post comfy tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxf6zVMzrXg

>>36727549
Buy a choker too.

>>36727556
This is why they get
Z E R O
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>>36727574
Legit bought my gf one today.

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>>36727564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IxdwEFk1c 2bh

>>36727564
what about something to get wasted to