Dear fembots

I met my boyfriend here on r9k omegle in 2012. We met in 2013 and have been dating since then. We clicked within 3 minutes of talking on Omegle chat and liked a lot of the same stuff. There was never an awkward silence or struggle to talk. We fell in love in three weeks.

Just nice personality and common interests desu

>>36471256
This sounds so much like my story.
We are engaged now :3

>>36471282
Congrats! I love hearing stories, what's yours?

>>36471180
I would really just like someone who can understand how mentally ill I am and not try to take advantage of me. I guess it sounds like a whole lot to ask from someone.

Met my bf back in 2014. We talked on steam just as friends for about a year. We fell in love with him like 6-7 month in, but neither of us admitted it for another several months. I think we just didn't want the headache of long distance.

We started online dating and it was fun and cute and nice, but it got really rocky and just didn't work out for us. We stopped dating for several months. Things got bad between us.

Then about three months ago we got back in touch and he flew here for the first time. He stayed for a weekend and we had an awesome time.

He's coming back in three weeks and I can't wait to see him.

I guess we just fell in love naturally. We met by chance, exchanged some emails, talked on steam a shit ton without ever even exchanging pictures.

>>36471312
Thank you!

We met on omegle with the r9k tag
We clicked within minutes and started online dating just days after.
After 6 months or so we met irl and I moved countries to live with him.
Now we have the comfiest relationship ever :D

>>36471256
>tfw every conversation with every girl is like that for me
>tfw they are always shocked at how fun it is and fall in love instantly
>tfw don't like any of them back

>>36471406
man i'm mad jealous girl. wish you both all the best

>>36471180
>fembots
you're deluding yourself if you think fembots are real, only females here are attention seekers who want beta orbiters

>>36471361
I have heard of mental illness being extremely common among fembots, do you think that is why so many are unwilling to take a relationship any farther than geosynchronous orbit? Or do fembots showing the robots their problem cause robots to leave and r9k just doesn't hear about that?

>>36471361
My robot boyfriend and I are both schizophrenic. I assume everyone here is mentally ill desu

>>36471551
That is part of the post, it's about how fembots are scared to get anything more than orbit attention but would love something closer.

You are assuming that they are malicious, I don't have the evidence for that.

>>36471491
>calling someone "man" and "girl" in the same sentence
this is so 2017

>>36471582
Id say a little from column A and a little from column B. In my experiences its mostly from B

>>36471609
>robot
>in a relationship
wew

>>36471180
>>>/soc/
Fembots do not exist you ultra-retard

>>36471256
>>36471282
>>36471406
>>36471435
>>36471609
Case in point, every single """fembot""" here can get a bf on demand.

Take it elsewhere you cancerous dipshits.

I'm dating someone I met on 4chan but not on this board, I was looking for someone to watch movies with, it tooks us a few days to start doing it because we were talking instead
After a some time we were talking every day, after a few weeks he told me he wanted me to visit him and I did it, and we've been together since

>>36471725
To be fair I was single and lurking r9k for about two years before I met my bf
but okay.

Im sure you will find someone as well eventually
no need to be bitter :3

>>36471620
fembots aren't real purely because they have constant opportunitys to get in a relationship
>>36471797
lurking doesn't make you a robot

>>36471725
literary this

fucking roasties get the fuck out

>>36471855
This is what I'm speculating. Fembots are very picky in who they get close to, but robots are much more likely to drop someone they don't like after getting close.

>>36471797
>single for about two years
poor bby :,(

More proof that 100% of fembots are just skanky attention whores.

>>36471950
>robots are much more likely to drop someone they don't like after getting close.
You know jack shit about women.

>>36471855
I agree.
What made me a robot was the fact that I was a khv who couldnt even speak to opposite gender (or anyone Im not comfortable with).
I think.

>>36472017
Not single for about two years - I was lurking r9k for about two years. I was single my whole life before I met my bf.
Im sorry for poor choice of words.

>>36471797
>>36471916
>>36472017
Nice person is dating. Bitter people are single. I wonder why.

>>36471950
Robots aren't in a situation where a relationship could arise
>>36472040
you were a failed norman, the fact you're in a relationship proves that

>>36472040
>khv who couldnt even speak to opposite gender
>but got a BF no prob lol

You were never a robot, just underage.
Go back to whoring for attention on /soc/

>>36472049
>"I'm 12 and I'm clever! xDDDD"
Girl is dating. Boys are single. I wonder why.

Girls

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>>36471256
>I met chad on omegle, he wasn't awkward and he had good social skills.

>>36471266
>Just be chad who likes the same things I like.

>>36471361
>I want a therapist, not someone I love.

>>36471406
That's cute and seems organic/pure. <3 Why the fuck are you here though?

>>36472116
The girls are dating boys though...

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>>36472198
>Why the fuck are you here though?
You must be new.

>>36472093
>>36472094
Okay, sure.
Ill stop trying to defend myself now.

>>36472116
Most of these stories include a robot boy tho.

>>36472116
Uh. You do know the rate of being single is going to be equal on both sides... right? Girls are just as likely to be currently dating someone because the girl numbers goes up so does the guy number go up at the same rate.

>>36472229
>"I'm autistic and I'm clever! xDDDD"
It would be obvious that referred to this thread if you stopped being intentionally dense.

>>36472239
if you can somehow attractive a member of the opposite sex you aren't a robot, it's not hard to understand

>>36472240
>Uh.
>... right?
Back 2 reddit.

And that was referring to the people in this thread, numbnuts. Regardless, any single woman is single entirely out of their own volition.

>>36472239
>Most of these stories include a robot boy tho.
Chad with glasses is not a "robot", you ditzy hoe.

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I would absolutely never date a robot.

As much as I can share and relate in the feels threads, resent neurotypicals and share my autismal opinions and actually be greeted with agreement and not pity or derision.

I will never, EVER date a robot. If I'm talking to a guy and he mentions any r9k specific memes or even just the board itself all interest is lost, immediately.

Let's not let the women haters take over the thread. This was created to analyze and learn. Not spew vitriol. Now shoo if you have nothing productive to say.

>>36472456

>i would never date anyone but chad

Oh the surprise


Also, i have no idea what that pic is supposed to prove. A guy taking a pic of a naked person? Ok then

>>36472456

What body part is that? Is that an amputee's stub?

>>36472456
So you do not want a guy who shares these experiences with you? Why is that?

>>36472040
>I was single my whole life before I met my bf.

t. user who was 16 when she began lurking r9k

>>36472529
Because no matter how much women lie about wanting equality, they actually want a guy who is better than them so he can take care of them.

>>36472456
>Femmmmmmmmbotttt hereeree the post

Why do women always feel the need to announce themselves. As if their mere presence is a bestowment of the gods. Females do not belong here plain and simple. I know no one will date me. Why do you think I'm the first post on every woman hate thread

>>36472456
>I can share and relate in the feels thread
lmao
Not unless those "feels" are a constant and all consuming need for attention.

>>36472472
Try begging girls for contacts on /soc/ instesad, you autistic incel

Fembots, question.

What's the chances I will find one if I just instantly ask anyone on Omegle to be my gf. I don't wanna waste time talking to someone on Omegle and finding out they are a guy.

>>36472926
Those sluts? Pass. I already got a nice autist gf.

>>36471440
>tfw every conversation girls call me nice and fun to talk to
>nobody falls in love
>still looking for a gf

>>36472996
>What would it actually take to date someone on this board?
> I already got a nice autist gf.

So you admit that the sole purpose of your trash thread was to shit up the board.

>>36472966
Honestly the chances are low
noone really wants to date a stranger
But if you talk to a femanon for couple of days the chances only get higher

>>36473058
I met her in highschool, not r9k. I hope to make robots and fembots less sad by understanding the problems and giving people a greater chance to date.

>>36473118
It's called propinquity. But I find that most robots would date if directly asked, even knowing nothing else about the girl. This could be where the disconnect comes from.

>>36473163
the problems of a robot is that they are undesirable, no amount of understanding will change that

>>36473163
>fembots
Take your shitty memes back to facebook you retarded normie

>>36471180
I wouldn't date anyone from r9k because I hate online relationships
As for what's important
>Not being an insufferable asshole
>looks
>dat mouth game
If I met up with someone from /fit/ irl, I would most likely date them

>>36473118
Alright but I need some confirmation that the person I'm talking to is a girl, and single. Then I'm motivated to talk and share interests and whatnot. I could get a long great with an anon on Omegle and find out they're a 30 year old guy in the US. Time wasted.

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>>36472516
Why don't you just become a chad then?

>>36473338
>Not being an insufferable asshole
>dat mouth game

>>>/lgbt/

>>36473354
listen here you lil shit, you can't be become chad

I met my bf on /m/ in 2014 we seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me. Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

>>36473689
Is this pasta?
oregan

>>36474003
yep, google leads me to water
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14175796/#q14176150

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Can all of you normies just get the fuck out? This is absurd.

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I would like for more input from single fembots.

>>36474203
You can get valuable input if you will be my boyfriend

>>36474365
Not him, but i'll date you.
Do you like anime and videogames?

>>36474365
Err, sorry. Not on the market.

I'm a robot. I think a fembot would be the best bet for me getting a girlfriend but at the same time I don't have a single redeeming quality and I would never date or even fuck myself. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I haven't deluded myself into believing that I'm a catch and it's just one small thing preventing me from getting a girlfriend but it's still a pretty terrible feeling knowing that I'm undateable. I've met a few femanons/fembots online in the past and I don't think any of them would have ever considered dating me even if we lived close or something. I'm just not dating material.

>>36474203
you can't be in a relationship and be a robot nor can you be female and be a robot

>>36474484
Using the confidence meme, could that be why no one wants you? Do you do something specific you know turns away fembots? If one were to directly ask you out now, what would consider her reasons for doing so?

>>36474365
>>36474412

what kind of world is it that someone would reject an offer from a femanon? what are we coming to

>>36474365
Deal
Drop those digits

>>36474604
>>36472996
maybe read the thread before trying to get a new orbiter

>>36474569
Let's dispel this notion that I don't know what I'm doing. I know exactly what I'm doing. Robots are people who don't fit into society and act inhuman. They can still date people, but their lack of fitting in has made their behavior and goals unattractive and so robots and non-robots don't get together much.

>>36474593
>Using the confidence meme, could that be why no one wants you?
I honestly don't understand what you mean by this. Could you elaborate?

>Do you do something specific you know turns away fembots?
I mean, I'm still in touch with a couple. We talk regularly. I'm just not attractive in the least, so, fembot or not, they wouldn't date me.

>If one were to directly ask you out now, what would consider her reasons for doing so?
I'd assume it was a prank of some sort. I don't believe that one would genuinely ask me out. If I knew it wasn't a prank I'd assume it was a pity offer that they'd expect me to decline.

>>36474365
Yes me please. I will be your bf.

>>36474663
The JUST BE YOSELF BRO people. The chads who are already everything stacies want by default and have the confidence that make women believe them.

My autist GF had something like. She was asked out a few times before me, and she often assumed it was some prank. I told her that she should go for it anyway because there's not much to lose and so much to gain.

>>36474731
Oh. Well, no, I've never had anything like that happen to me and I can't really fake confidence. I don't socialise IRL (hikikomori) so Internet communication is all I have.

Honestly, most people here make my skin crawl. Though I used to sympathise a few years ago with people here.

I'm 23, have dated 3 people in life and i'm still a virgin for the reason that they were sorta like people off this board but maybe not as bad.

If you're fucking soppy, scared of your own shadow, weak and pushy sexually it is an instant nope the fuck outta there.

As a person I'm quite strong mentally, strong in personality and not scared of much.. and the fact I was mentally more manly then the people I dated repulsed me. Could be an instinctual thing. most guys here are so fucking weak...

Like, stop being a victim, own your life.

In life guys that actually would attract me are people who are strong mentally, don't give a shit, aren't soppy. Don't have to cling onto me for dear life..

Also, you all like insulting females on the board. Yet when you are truthful you all hate yourselves.

Not very attractive is it.

Man up and own your life.

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>>36474203
single, not here that often (so maybe not a fulltime) fembot, 20yrs

haven't ever dated anyone, i panic when guys try to approach me romantically and have lied several times that i've got a boyfriend or that i'm into girls. one of my guy friends thinks i'm asexual as i told that to him on a whim once. can't date a chad, probably also couldn't date a robot. (i'm uh working on it very slowly i guess)

>Good looks, nice and unimposing personality?Money? Interest in your interests?
ideally if i were a functioning fembot, i'd say first interest in my interests, second personality, third looks and then money (albeit if you got somewhat decent personality and good social skills, iii think iiiit might lead to an ok-ish job or am i wrong?)

>>36474818
>Man up
shit bait/10

>>36474674
>>36474621
>>36474411

Now this is interesting. Valuable data w00t.

>>36474779
Nonsense, we're socializing right now. You seem intelligent and coherent enough. Even if you never try, I know you have the ability to find someone.

>>36474837
How old are you and where are u in?

>>36471256
>>36471282
>>36471406
>>36471797
>>36473689
Did you happen to live close to each other, or was it LDR? All the girls I get along with live thousands of miles away and seem averse to long distance.

>>36474837
well that's ok, everyone needs to work on themselves really.
You seem like a nice person at least.

>>36474879
>/r9k/ is packed with thirsty permavirgins
>"Valuable data"
You haven't been here long, have you?

>>36474837
Do you wanna talk? I'm the most passive guy you'll ever meet to the point of boredom so I can be your practice bf while you learn to talk.

>>36474641
you're thinking of cyborgs, robots aren't desirable enough for relationship

>>36474818
>Like, stop being a victim, own your life
Why i should do that? Just to get ball-busting gf?

>>36474913
>I'm the most passive guy you'll ever meet
pathetic.

>>36474818
Damn, I like your confidence. Telling it straight, as it were.

>>36474837
>fembot
>have lied several times that i've got a boyfriend or that i'm into girls
Woah, it's almost as if every single post that "fembots" make proves that there is no such thing as a fembot.

Take your autism back to /soc/

>>36474940
That's a good one I'll fix it

I'm the most passive pathetic guy you'll ever meet.

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>>36474818
>I'm still a virgin
>You virgins disgust me
>We are not entitled to sex

you dated 3 girls, like wow very impressive... so many girls that you didn't have sex with you must know all about the female mind and what they do not like!

>>36474940
where do you think you are? this whole board is full of self-loathing

>>36474674
Do you have contact information?

>>36474911
I was hoping they'd share what happened afterword, as I don't have any data past this.

>>36474967
you're replying to me not her

pathetic again

>>36474986
[email protected] is a mail and skype

>>36474879
>Nonsense, we're socializing right now. You seem intelligent and coherent enough. Even if you never try, I know you have the ability to find someone.
I'm really sorry Anon but everyone says that. It's like when someone asks for a pic and you're like 'lol no I'm ugly as fuck' and they go 'nooooooo I'm sure you're not ugly :)'. It's like, dude, you're on /r9k/. A lot of us are ugly. And, in this case, not only am I ugly, but I'm too fucked to get a fembot to date me. That's all there is to it. I appreciate you being nice and optimistic towards me but you're assuming I'm capable of it and I don't believe that I am. I'm too far gone.

>>36474849
>>36474921
>>36474979

Hah. Sorry forgot to say. I'm a female.
So yes I do know the female mind.

The reason you need to man up and own life, is not for a GF. That is only a plus.
No you need to man up and own life for your own happiness.

Otherwise you're just a self-loathing sad human being.

>>36474998
>what happened afterword
Nothing you stupid newfag.
The only board people are hooking up on is >>>/soc/

>>36475061
I'm not any of those guys and I'm cleaning up my life as it is. It's going pretty well! Thanks for your advice, anon.

>>36475061
>I'm a female.
>yes I do know the female mind.
You being female literally means the exact opposite. You think in feelings, not facts.

>man up
As an example, you don't even know what that entails.

>>36475086
Then I'm glad to hear that.

I'll have a wierd, crazy gf to play vidya and watch sci-fi with, thanks.

When can I expect her?

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>>36475061
>le man up
>lol I'm female
Literal 0/10
>>>/b/

>>36475109
>You think in feeling, not facts.
This is why you're so fucking alone. What I know is females don't want self-loathing weak males. Main reason for that is probably instinctual, no matter how many try to deny that.
But also, females don't want men who try belittle their opinions and thoughts. So lets see how well that goes for you.

What it entails is that you stop being weak.

>>36475125
I'd go to nerd conventions or try dating sites to achieve this. Or get someone and try to get them to like those things or at least pretend. Learn to talk to people and you'll get one before 2018.

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Why do we have threads like this when there are like 9 men for every 1 woman on this board? And robots don't even want the fat ugly fembots so the chances are even lower than that.

This pisses me off, I hope you all get cancer and then there's a superbug outbreak at the hospital where you're being treated and you get it and die screaming in a sweaty smelly panic.

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>>36474881
said my age up there and am in europe
>>36474894
thank you, kind anon
>>36474913
mmh nah, thanks. leave a skype/kik or smth i guess, i probably won't contact you tho, but you know, maybe someone else here will bully you and your passiveness
>>36474958
soc is scary ;-;

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>>36475166
>>You think in feeling, not facts.
>This is why you're so fucking alone.
Way to prove me right in a spectacularly immediate manner.

>>36475153
Legit, i'm probably more of a man than the majority of this board. It's pretty sad really.

>>36475190
Why thank you. I'm glad you agree with me.
You just keep on being.. that... horrible.. demeaning... arsehole..

I'm sure you'll get far in your love life!

>>36475166
>I know is females don't want self-loathing weak males
Right.
>females don't want men who try belittle their opinions and thoughts
Wrong.

1/2 right, virgin. Maybe your RP will be a bit better next time around.

>>36475184
i'm in europe and my kik is ryosjg, add me pls!

>>36475184
where in europe..?

can't find the post sorry ;_;

>>36475171
>Learn to talk to people
Might as well tell me to learn to photosynthesise.

>>36475181
Wasn't r9k mostly women? Well, even it's 9 to 1, that's still plenty of fembots. And I see requests for fat fembots all the time.

>>36475193
>i'm probably more of a man than the majority of this board.
I never asked you about how large your penis is.

>>36475236
You obviously have no idea how women see you guys.

Just with almost a sadness. So much potential, instead they just turn to bitter arseholes and hate on what they cannot seem to have.

Sad times.

>>36475184
o-okay.. my kik is Azrogg
I'm in europe too

>>36475279
what

if r9k was 'mostly' women all of us wouldn't be going 'tfw no gf'

>>36475220
>I'm glad you agree with me.
Thank god I'm not so stupid that I can't understand greentext.

>being.. that... horrible.. demeaning... arsehole..
I'm sure this style is a hit on Reddit, but it makes you look 13

>I'm sure you'll get far in your love life!
Man, arguing with holes really loses it's oomph once you've discredited the intellect of your entire gender.

>>36475284
Very large.

>>36475279
>Wasn't r9k mostly women
What? it's never been mostly women
>fembots
women can't be robots posts like >>36474365 prove that

>>36475308
>>36475336

I do have to question this massive divide robots here see in women. They're still human. I see differences, but there can't be anything so innate to justify this dismissal of women.

>>36475308
>how women see you guys.
>Just with almost a sadness.
Nice projection, loser

Maybe if you had a shred of confidence you could stop worshiping whores to the point of white knighting them on 4chan.

>what they cannot seem to have
for (you) lmao

I love arguing with """women""". All of their arguments are automatically wrong since I'm a non virgin.

>>36475336
Add on 10 years. Though I admit I have a lot of immaturity.

Oh dude, your intellect is just so intimidating. How do we females keep up with such intellectual men.

Oh right, if you're a dickhead we just avoid you...
And then you die alone.

>>36475279
Why would /r9k/ be mostly women? That doesn't even make sense.

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>>36475346
>female """"""humor"""""""
>>>/tumblr/

>>36475376
Thank you!

This guy has promise.

>>36475347
You too can be someones boyfriend if you put yourself out there, anon. Just act natural

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>>36475347
because even if a woman is 300 lbs she'll still get a swarm of guys on her at least wanting to fuck or trade lewd pics/vids

and now r9k is completely fucked up because there are people who don't even contribute (and wouldn't want to) browsing solely for the chance to contact girls.

That's why I wish none of the women were here. They're the shit piles that draw in the shit flies.

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>>36475414
>add on
I'd bet my wallet you're closer to 3 than 23.

>if you're a dickhead we just avoid you
Oh, so you're not a woman, nor have you ever touched one.

>>36475383
Huh?
How can I possibly white knight myself? What?

Oh dude, I admit I do also like women as well as men but I think you're a bit confused.

Heh, at the last sentence.

>>36475376
>there can't be anything so innate to justify this dismissal of women.
Have you ever talked to one? Have you ever read their replies?

>>>36475437
Don't tease the beta permavirgins.

>>36475442
sorry but i'm not gay friendo
also >just bee urself

>>36475459
>Oh, so you're not a woman, nor have you ever touched one.

I tend to hang around the girl nerd crowd, so maybe It's not accurate, but I know this chick who broke up with a guy because he was a jerk to some of her friends but she didn't know he was a jerk.

>>36475424
Humour**
I'm not a silly American.
I also hate Tumblr.

>>36475459
Sure you can believe that. I wish I was still closer to 18 desu.

Technically because I'm a women and I've touched myself then...

It's my mission in life to avoid people like you in real life.

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>>36475471
>o-oh haha I AM the m'lady
Go be a faggot on reddit instead.

>>36475515
Shit dude, you must be really thirsty if you thought I was hitting on you. I was just giving you advice and you thought of something else.

>>36475512
Yes. I have plenty of chat logs for proof. Unfortunately, I'm not a virgin, so you're point is moot.

>>36475512
But it's fun, you seen these amazing replies I'm getting?!

>>36475538
I do quite like reddit over this shitty little board but I don't nearly get the hilarious replies I get here.

I'm a guy, few years back a fembot starting talking to me. She admitted she loved me within like one week or some shit. We skyped a lot though, she talked a lot, she grew on me.

Then, 3 months in, she moves and basically cuts contact right as we were making plans to meet up. I don't understand. I had already told her at the beginning that I was a virgin.

All I want is a chance. I'm fucking trying to be better. What do fembots want in a man exactly?

>>36475541
oh shit i just realized what you actually wrote, sorry that was me being daft and not really paying attention

>>36475519
>I know this chick who broke up with a guy because he was a jerk to some of her friends but she didn't know he was a jerk.
I remember high school too.

>>36475535
>because I'm a women
That's increasingly less likely with each post you make.
>It's my mission in life to avoid people like you in real life.
Then enjoy dating impotent beta milksops until you die alone with cats.

>>36475553
>"They're still human. I see differences, but there can't be anything so innate to justify this dismissal of women."
>not a virgin
kek

>>36475556
>you seen these amazing replies I'm getting?!
Yeah, you're getting btfo and then sperging out about your holes. How's it feel not even being able to win an argument with 4chan's turboautist board?

>>36475615
well since she ghosted you might as well tell everybody who it is

>inb4 he doesn't because he got stockholm syndromed

I dated a roastie fembot from here and learned she cut contact with her ex-e-bf without saying a single goddamn word about it to him. A year or two later when she shit all over my heart I talked to him and he was still hurting and obsessed with her. But that beta wouldn't say a single bad thing about her or do anything to get back at her for cunting him over.
I literally cannot wrap my head around it.

>>36475061
>>36475061
You're testament to why I hate women in general with your misandry.

"Man up" what do you think this is the medieval era? Chivalry died with women's rights. I'm not weak and probably have more self discipline than you (considering you're only a virgin cause you panic).

Women A L W A Y S have a laundry list of shit they expect from you. Kind of like yourself.

Most guys don't do that and just want someone to love and be loved by. Women, in all their narcissism, decide "oh he must be desperate" all the while never dealing with what levels of isolation men have to deal with because cunts like you feel compelled to tell them to "man up"

>>36475626
Less likely to you betas but thats what you believe. So fair does, whatever.

Um nah, I think thats exactly what i'd be avoiding. People like you who are impotent beta milksops.
Also really cats are meh. If I had to die alone, it'd be with dogs.

>>36475584
>I do quite like reddit
I already know that. Go complain about tampons on /r/2xchromosomes.

>>36475615
Damn that's a cold ghost. Shame that it happens. Wasn't your fault. Fembots being scared of getting close is very common. She probably really did want to see you.

>>36475712
Maybe most guys aren't scum like the women they edate

>>36475720
>Less likely to you
Well, of course. You already know you aren't a real girl :^)

>thats exactly what i'd be avoiding. People like you who are impotent beta milksops.
You've supposedly dated 3, and said you want to date more in >>36475166

Maybe you are stupid enough to be female.

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>>36475584
>I do quite like reddit over this shitty little board
>but I don't nearly get the hilarious replies I get here.

If you're tying to refute the point the women come here solely to whore for attention, it isn't working.

>>36475693
The idea isn't to win. It's to annoy.
One day someone will actually reply with zero hatred.

>>36475718
Hm. Then you can see why I tire of seeing men on here hate on women all the fucking time. Pegging them in the same group no matter what. Feels shit, doesn't it?

Man up doesn't mean chivalry. It doesn't even have anything to do with women. It means being happy and confident with yourself.
You might have more self discipline, who knows.

Actually, I think everyone probably has a laundry list. My list kinda consists of people not being a weak arsehole and not clinging to me.

Also, kinda bollocks. You can love and be loved without clinging to someone for dear life.
You know whats hilarious. Considering I'm 23 and only been with 3 guys, I've been alone most of the time and honestly.. I deal with the isolation really well. Cus I don't self loathe. I don't base my thoughts on myself by being with some other fuckhead human.
It's so silly to base it all on another human being.

Misandry.. hah.

>>36475750
that's not really being scum, you just got brainwashed by the feminist roastie propaganda machine

If I date a psycho cunt and I have a chance of preventing the same horrible things from happening to another bloke, I feel like the right thing to do is to tell him about it.
If I can leave a sour taste in that cunt's mouth, maybe she'll think twice about doing that kind of shit to somebody else? Maybe not, but the trying is noble.

Being a passive pussy-ass who "just lets it go" and "just moves on" might be what movies told you is proper and mature but that's because it's what benefits women 99% of the time.

>>36475712
>>36475736

well I'm over it now. At the time I thought she was just jealous. She knew that I kinda have a thing for my friend, I thought maybe she thought I wasn't serious about her, or viewed her as lesser than my friend.

And yeah, I didn't like her as much as I did my friend, but I was trying. We only talked for 3 months you know? Anyway, her name was Carissa but I deleted all the pics she sent me and I've pretty much moved on, doubt anyone else here would know her anyway.

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>>36475831
>The idea isn't to win. It's to annoy.
Oh, nice. Thanks for conceding that you're wrong and compensate by being obnoxious.

>>36475725
Ok but that board is defo cancer. So nty.

>>36475764
I love how you guys say that like it's some mystical being. "But you know you aren't a real girl"
This ain't fucking pinnochio.
Many people on this board are girls, I just happen to be speaking out for once.

I never said that? haha
I've dated 3 who had traits I see here. They probably were 10 times better than the majority here.

Aye, all females are stupid. You keep saying that to females. Sure it'll be a hit with the ladies.

>>36475818
It is.

>>36475890
No problem pal. It is my goal to be obnoxious.

>making thread for backstabbing whores
Just why?

>>36475831
>Pegging them in the same group no matter what
Women are literally all the same. Airheaded skanks who drag their vagina into the argument every time they lose ground. You're a prime example.

>I deal with the isolation really well

>stay in bed past 11:00
>omg this is like solitary i haven't talked to anyone in like a day ugh

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>>36475925
>It is my goal to be obnoxious.
It's been a while since text has actually made me cringe.

>>36475942
>Making a thread to attempt to understand women scorned by society and help out robots to be less lonely and bitter.

This has gotten a bit off track, but I can't really control the conversation.

>>36475893
are you Irish? I get that vibe but I've never met an irish person before.

>>36474365
I wanna be bf too

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>>36475893
>it is
You literally admitting you're here to be obnoxious for replies.

>>36475949
See now this is your problem. The reason you think I'm a prime example is because yes I'm being a dickhead to you guys but you know what I really do think many of you deserve it. Its unreal how much you all insult women and in real life I bet you don't do it but behind your little computer screen...

Eh, it's funny. You all claim women victimise themselves but all you guys do on this board is victimise yourselves. So really are you any better than what you hate so much? Thats why you hate yourself so much.

Sad.

>>36472456
And not a single of those (you)s is referencing the picture. For shame, it was only a few weeks ago.

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>>36475831
>Considering I'm 23 and only been with 3 guys
>only
>i've been alone most of the time

>>36475990
Achievement for me there then.
>>36476024
No. Not far off though, really. In that area of europe.

>>36476029
Urm yep.

I met my boyfriend on r9k this year. He recognised me from another thread by something I said and asked for contact. We just click very well and luckily ended up being each other's types physically as well.

>>36475893
>This ain't fucking pinnochio.
You're right. This is 4chan. And you're white knighting m'ladies.
Therefor, you're either a neckbeard or just a fat dyke.

>I never said that?
Read >>36475166, autismo

>Aye, all females are stupid.
First thing you've said that implies you might have a brain.

>>36476058
Oh yea. I forgot for a brief moment. You guys have been with zero. So 3 to you must be so many.

Funnily enough it's actually a low number according to the average person out there. Little fact for you.

>>36475061
I live my life fully by helping any and everyone i meet on the streets/in my life.

I was a famillial aid for 10 fucking years. I lived in the streets, i had multiple job.

Now i'm stuck inside my own damn jail (house) . I've been stuck for 3 years now. I think i'm quite strong mentaly.

Keep your pathetic excuses for "advice" to youself you useless cunt.

You wouldn't know what hardship is even if it was stamped in your face.

Got any advice against agoraphobia? No? Then fuck off.

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>>36476081
>Yep
Then that's the exact opposite of "working". You're genuinely stupid.

>>36476106
Hm. Well no.

And.. Nope.

>>36476021
>help out robots to be less lonely and bitter.
Women like these cannot make robots feel any less lonely and bitter. These kind of threads only show how much "fembots" are into normalhood.

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>>36476081
>Achievement for me
....Of what? Flawlessly emulating a preteen who's used 4chan for 1/2 a week?

>>36475831
I'm the second post

And at least you're being honest.

Most guys laundry lists don't exist. Only the ones who have enough choices to be picky.

Also, misandry is an actual thing that is perpetuated by blanket euphemisms like "man up"

That's like when guys say "a women's place is in the kitchen".

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>>36476117
Good save with this post. We don't think you're insane for thinking 3 isn't a lot now.

>>36476102
Do you have any sort of mental illness or extreme shyness toward men? Was there a strong urge to ghost? Were you afraid the guy wouldn't like you and leave? What happened that made you agree to contact?

>>36476141
I wouldn't know what hardship was?
How could you ever know that? When you no literally nothing about me?
Don't assume anything you fuckwit.
Also, quit thinking your problem beats anyone elses. Nah man, fuck off. There's ways past agoraphobia. I appauld you if you've at least tried to remedy it. If you haven't, then I guess keep on self pitying.

>>36476152
Er, sure whatever.

>>36472516
You mong. It was a KHHV here who lucked out, a girl approached him, he had a one night stand and proceeded to take pictures of her naked body (including face) while she was asleep.
I have no issue dating a kind boy who's effeminate and sensitive. Robots aren't that no matter how much they try paint themselves as such.

Robots are a cowardly, weaselly type. Fucking sociopaths, the lot. This thread shows enough.

>>36476236
Retard talking and thinking like you are the reason the mentaly ill will never truly get better.

If you knew anything about being poor, without food, without anythiing or anyone to turn too, than manage to get out of this by your own fucking will. Now to be stuck by something you can't control and is up to years of trying and medication.

Stay a millenial faggot with thousands of dollars backed by your parent.

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>>36476155
>"n-no"
el em ay yo

>>36476262
Stop bullying me ;_;
t. lurker

>>36476262
Nerdy women love the effeminate types. Not the bitter ones. I have found a common confusion between being a coward and being sensitive.

>>36476205
Yes.

>>36476208
Oh. I don't doubt for a minute. I know misandry is a thing but I scoff when I hear it on this board. How can people here cry on misandry when they hate on women in nearly ever post? Just doesn't make sense.

Is it though. I've used to phrase to women also. Man up to me is more of a meaning to buck up. I don't always direct to men.

>>36476222
Oh dear yea cus 3 must make me a whore. Wait. I haven't even had sex in my life yet. Hm. Add the time I was with those guys together, equates to about just a year.

>>36476236
>I wouldn't know what hardship was?

>sure whatever

You can't even handle a 4chan conversation. There's no way in hell you've experienced "hardship" beyond cold tendies.

>>36471491
Be jealous! It's amazing. We are both robots. Awkward and autistic, and no one else looking in would ever be jealous of us, but it's the best thing that has ever happened to me.

>>36472198
I'm still here because this is where I met him! A lot of the stupid she we talk about originates from this place, and I just plain enjoy it.

>>36474886
We're over a thousand miles away. But if you fly Allegiant and don't bring luggage, you can get away with a weekend flight for $150. It's pretty cheap (when you think about travelling over a thousand miles in just 3 hours).

>>36476262
>I have no issue dating a kind boy who's effeminate and sensitive.
>>>/lgbt/

>This thread shows enough.
If "enough" is a QED that fembots do not and will never exist, then sure.

>>36476358
>Implying cold tendies aren't worse than being a WW1 trenchman

>>36476364
>We are both robots
Chad with glasses and Stacy with autism don't qualify as "robots" you stupid sack of shit.

>>36475449
My bf and I look like this, except he's skinnier and taller lmao

>>36476310
Hm. Right that first sentence really is stupid.
You have a point with the rest you said.
Wish I was backed by my parents...

>>36476311
Ok. Good talk.

>>36476383
Oh, yeah.
I always forget to look at it from a female perspective.

>>36476358
You got that all from a 4chan conversation. Are you joking. Please say you're joking. I can't have experienced hardship because of conversations on 4chan?

This is the best reply so far. Honestly.

>>36476410
>Right that first sentence really is stupid.
You have a point with the rest you said.
Nether of these are qualitative at all.

You have the brainpower of a toddler.

>>36476462
>You got that all from a 4chan conversation.
Pretty much. There's no way someone who throws autistic tantrums like you do has ever experienced any actual difficulty.

>This is the best reply so far. Honestly.
Why thank you, I agree

>>36476330
It's easy to say "man up". It's the equivalent of "just be yourself" or "stop being depressed". Much easier said than done.

Look it, I'm trying to be better, but the constant weight of knowing you aren't good enough for a woman is fucking depressing. I'm a 28 year old virgin ffs.

I don't agree with the way people here talk about women, I don't like to hurt people or make others feel bad, but I can certainly see how some people get to that point where they just want women to suffer the same way they themselves suffer.

I look at a woman and I feel a perpetual hunger that I can never sate because they won't let me. Despite all the bitching and moaning and hatred that you see here, women are the one's holding the power.

>>36476402
I'm 28 y/o virgin with intimacy issues, autistic as fuck, and dead parents from a young age.

He has his own story.

We're definitely robots. You're just salty because you want to believe that people who are as fucked up as you genuinely can't be in a relationship.

>>36476410
What did i expect out of a millenial girl with "muh stronk personality".

Go back to mumy and daddy, get your weekly money, hang with your lib friend and maybe go to a con.

Just leave this place.

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>>36476330
>3 relationships
>Wait. I haven't even had sex in my life yet.
Yeah right, skank

>>36476463
If insulting me improves your self-esteem then i'll happily take the insults. My esteem can take it.

>>36476489
Oh, you actually think I'm throwing tantrums. How cute.

>>36475893
>ain't
>aye

WHERE ARE YOU FROM. If I still lived in Scotland we could've maybe been friends and talked about how conflicting, frustrating and hypocritical this board is when it comes to how women are viewed.

>>36471180
Anon, you just have to look around. Right now I am dating Piety!

I met plenty of girls on r9k and other places online. I can always keep up a conversation, and "click" with any girl regardless of her interests and mental status.
I've had so many conversations with different girls already. So many of them wanted to keep in touch and started to develop feelings for me.
It's crazy how easy it is and as a result it feels insincere and sort of like i'm manipulating her.
Also, i get nothing out of it. As selfish as that sounds. I want to focus on my life and not spend hours every day talking back and forth.
And after you get comfortable with each other, asking for nudes/lewd pics would just feel like exploiting her.
That, and they're usually too far away anyway. I'm not spending 1000 eur on a flight trip + hotel just so i can see her for a couple of days.
So what i do, is i just stop responding out of the blue. No explanation, no nothing. I'm just gone.
It probably hurts her, but it's not like i had sex with her and then dumped her. She can get over it.
For anything serious, she's going to have to move in with me. And that ain't happening until i actually have my own place and enough income to support a family.

>>36476554
>talking to her everyday equals dating

Right. Post her nudes first.

>>36476499
>tfw you RP too hard and accidentally mention you're a "vrigin" while you have a bf
The characters in your story aren't robots, but the autist behind it might be.

>that's an apple
>lol what no it's totally a banana you're just salty about the color yellow
Nice argument, loser.

>>36476606
Did you miss the part about intimacy issues, anon? I know reading comprehension isn't as strong in most people these days.

>>36476495
Honestly that's the problem. You base everything you are on thinking you aren't good enough for some human being. Get better for yourself first, not for anything else.

Aaand it's never right making someone suffer whose done fuck all to you just because they're a women. I think it's a retarded view and it's just prolonging the actual persons suffering because they're bitter.

All I can say is. Never get to the point that majority of these guys have, then I can 100% guarantee you, you won't ever find a women who will love you.
Other than that its all about how you think about yourself and doing things for yourself. Not for others.

>>36476505
Heh that generalisation.

>>36476539
You believe what you want. Makes no odds to me.

>>36476550
VERY close to Scotland.

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>>36476542
>you actually think I'm throwing tantrums
>>36474818
>>36475061
>>36475220
>>36475308
>>36475166
>>36475414
>>36475471
>>36475535
>>36475720
>>36475831
>>36475893
>>36476036
>>36476236
>>36476330
>>36476462

>>36476229
>Do you have any sort of mental illness or extreme shyness toward men?
I have both. Depression/anxiety and I'm not good with people in general.
>Was there a strong urge to ghost?
Actually, we realised we'd spoken before, but I unconsciously ghosted him because of irl stuff. I haven't had the urge to ghost him on purpose, I like him too much for that.
>Were you afraid the guy wouldn't like you and leave?
Yes and I still am. I'm afraid I'm not good enough for him and that he'll realise that someday. Was especially terrified when I showed him my face for the first time.
>What happened that made you agree to contact?
To preface, I ignore most people asking for contact most of the time. I've talked to 3 guys from here and he's one of them. Initially I wasn't going to give him contact but he was persistent in a polite way, and something in me thought why not.

>>36476669
>odds
Difference. Makes no difference to you.

>>36476542
>I'll ignore his request to qualify my opinions and just talk about how totally thick my skin is
Your esteem can take a few hard truths, it should be able to respond to a single line of thought.

>>36476632
>boyfriend
>intimacy issues
If this is a joke, gg

Go attention whore on /soc/

>>36476669
>no odds to me
female ""brains"" lmao

>>36476706
I'll let you in on a secret.

I'm not actually being fucking serious.
I thought that was obvious. Obviously not.
It really doesn't take much to wind people on here up at all.

>>36476740
I'm sorry. Thank you for correcting me. Much appreciated.

>>36476745
Hm, see if you were actually saying something different than the others I'd probably take my time to reply to you properly but it's <Insert generic insult and hate> then I really cannot be bothered.

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>>36476669
>Aaand it's never right making someone suffer whose done fuck all to you just because they're a women
Go cry about it on /r/niceguys

>>36476669
I don't want to think I'm not good enough for women, they are the ones implying that I'm not good enough. ffs, I can't even get as far as a fucking rejection, just flat out refusal to engage in conversation or anything else.

whatever, nobody cares. Like I said, i don't agree with the way people here act towards women but I can certainly see how they got to that point.

When I'm trying to talk to a woman and get her to like me, it reminds me of trying to solve an extremely difficult puzzle, and the answer can't be looked up. You just keep trying and trying until the frustration overwhelms you and no matter how long you try, it eludes you.

>>36476711
Thank for you the data. I had suspected something like this for fembots.

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>>36476803
>I'm not actually being fucking serious.
LOL! I guess I got le TROLED xD

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>>36476838
No problem anon!
>I had suspected something like this for fembots.
Mentally ill and insecure? I'm fairly certain I'm close to the fembot archetype.

>>36476803
>"You have a point with the rest"
>but it's <Insert generic insult and hate>

<generic observation of your unusually low IQ and hate>

>>36476837
>and the answer can't be looked up
But they can. Half the Internet is dedicated toward picking up chicks.

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I made a boyfriend recruitment thread on /r9k/ a couple of months ago, and got several applicants. During the elimination process however, I started getting creepy emails from some guy so I decided to end it pretty abruptly. Some of the candidates were pretty good, particularly one guy from Canada who seemed pretty down to earth and was willing to fly me out for free.

>>36476825
k

>>36476837
Dude. You stop thinking that you're not good enough. If you think that hard enough to shows through. Thats why I'm saying it's good to work on yourself first, then things sorta come naturally.

WELL. It was lovely speaking to you all. I hope you all get better and get over your hang ups one day. Even the guys who were particularly hateful you guys need the faith the most.
Unfortunately, I am now bored so.. I'm just going to go.

>>36476896
The polite persistence part was interesting. It makes sense, you'd feel desired if he kept trying but he didn't do anything anything rude or scary.

I think a lot of people are unable to be persistent and polite. There's this mutually conflicting belief of it. So to any robots reading this, that's good advice.

>>36476936
Daisy is that you?

Canada guy is a Chad btw.

>>36476896
>I'm close to the fembot archetype.
There is no fembot archetype, and you're just an attention hungry slag with a bunch of self-diagnosed meme diseases to beg for pity on 4chan.

Kill yourself.

>>36476903
Think I just proved my previous point.
I honestly couldn't care less getting insulted from a stranger of the internet.

Anyway, good night. I hope you get over your insecurities and have a great life.

>>36476936
What would such a "female" even have to offer in return for such a recruitment process?

>>36476936
There are almost always creepy guys when trying to date. I wonder if there would be an equal number of girls sending creepies if they had to send as many messages as men.

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>>36476969
No, I'm not Daisy. Also the guy from Canada in my case was everything but a Chad.

>>36477012
I didn't offer anything, you can check the thread yourself
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/24778482/
It got moved to /soc/ after around 300+ posts or something, hence why it's archived there.

>>36476936
>however, I started getting creepy emails from some guy so I decided to end it pretty abruptly.
thanks for the heads up!

Now we know that the next time some slut makes a /soc/ thread on /r9k/, we just need to spam the emails with creepy shit and death threats.

>>36477038
>be me
>socially anxious robot
>afraid of women all your life
>never been hugged
>meet femanon in robot bf application thread
>offer to fly out to her for free and fuck
>"""""""ROBOT"""""""

You deserve the pump n dump if you believe this shit.

>>36476960
>Unfortunately, I am now bored so.. I'm just going to go.
Literal autism. Stick with reddit.

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>>36477039
I didn't post my email myself. I had the applicants post their emails in the thread and then contact them that way. It took about a week or more before some guy started sending really weird things. I still feel a bit bad over having abandoned the whole thing since alot of the applicants were very serious, but oh well. It's not like it's very hard to get a boyfriend anyway.

>>36477071
I'm not going to post the details, but he explained his life and such and really it's more that he had gone through life without ever being able to find a partner and such. Being financially well off and desperate =/= Chad

>>36476936
Did you ever find a robot bf and did anything happen with it?

Nothing. you are all terrible.

>>36477105
>Being financially well off and desperate

And not being Chad also means he's not a guaranteed robot. Could just be a normie. No robot who's rich would ever be so forward with a girl not in a million fucking miles. Literally a failed normie.

>>36477004
>I just proved my previous point.
...What point? Are you just hoping saying random shit will make sense?
>I honestly couldn't care less getting insulted from a stranger of the internet.
You're literally autistic. My post was pointing out you yourself admitted the post wasn't just "hate".

Man up and explain >>36476410

>>36477105
>It's not like it's very hard to get a boyfriend anyway.
Exactly.
So why the fuck are you phony, self-pitying whores shitting up the board with /soc/ material?

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>>36477123
Like I said, I ended up having to abandon the whole thing, so I did not. Regardless, it was more of a whim than anything. If I had gotten together with one, I would have taken it very seriously, but since it didn't reach the final stage and there were still like 6 applicants left, I decided against it. For now I'm fine with not having a boyfriend.

>>36477148
If you want to call it that then sure. His powerlevel was pretty high though, had been involved in alot of things in the past and actually was knowledgeable in things that were interesting. I do regret a bit not having gone with it.

>>36477179
People here constantly ask for a girlfriend, so I figured giving them a chance wouldn't be too bad. Was also a pretty interesting experience nonetheless.

>>36477224
Can I get a chance like they did

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>>36476960
>>36477004
>announcing departure from the thread
Sure sign of a BTFO'd poster.

I love the smell of toasted roast

>>36477278
Like I said, for now I'm not too interested in having a boyfriend.

>>36477278
No she just said she wants a rich, well disguised Chad from Canada to fly to her ASAP and fuck her senseless.

Reading comprehension anon.

>>36477224
>People here constantly ask for a girlfriend
They should fuck off to /soc/

>giving them a chance
Not how it works and you're retarded if you think it is.

>>36477224
So someone could have gotten a cool fembot if someone else hadn't been so creepy? Such a shame. Was there anything specific you were hoping the applicants would do or did any of them do something unexpected you liked?

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>>36477301
That's not what I said. He was well-off and badly wanted a partner, not rich. There were also like 5 other applicants besides him left during the whole thing, all of which were pretty great to varying degrees. I just figured he would make the most noteworthy example when it comes to /r9k/ guys.

>>36477339
There were a couple of things I was looking out for, pretty basic things really. I don't mind "bad" looks too much since I'm not super picky about that. It was mostly just concerning hobbies and tastes in various things.

I was surprised at how well-spoken some of them were, and that they took it that seriously. I was taking it seriously, but with a thread like that, you can probably see why I wouldn't have expected others to do so. Another thing is how many did actually have dedicated hobbies, they just didn't go much into them unless promted to, which made me realize that many are probably ashamed of what they're interested in. It might just be me, but I enjoy reading about peoples passions.

>>36477305
I don't really see the problem.

>>36477295
Yeah, but I don't care about that

>>36477339
>So someone could have gotten a cool fembot if someone else hadn't been so creepy?
No.

>>36477431
>I don't really see the problem.
Because you're a cancerous normie slut who needs to fuck off back to /soc/

>>36477038
>I didn't offer anything
Then why even bother applying to be ""your"" bf?

In what way would you deserve all those idiots applying?

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>>36477433
Then what did you mean? I assumed you were asking if you could have a shot at the whole boyfriend application thing.

>>36477503
Like I said, they wanted a girlfriend, so I just "offered" that. The last applicant who would remain after the whole thing would become my boyfriend, which is what the whole thing was about. I don't really know what you mean about deserving and whatnot, it's just a matter of people want it.

>>36477548
> it's just a matter of people want it.
No one would actually want you if you posted your hideous mug instead of hiding behind anime girls, though.

>>36477548
I'm saying I don't care if you aren't interested. Post application outline

>>36477600
I dunno, I find girls who like anime hotter than basic bitch stacie.

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>>36477600
I'm pretty good-looking and I did post some descriptors, but I'm not stupid enough to just send pictures to strangers or post them publically online. I told them in beforehand that I'll only send pictures when the whole process was over. It was up to them whether or not that was enough or not.

>>36477629
Well alright. Post your email and I'll contact you. Do note I'm using a different throwaway from this since I try to avoid my last one after the guy started sending the weird stuff. It's 3AM here though so I probably won't start with the whole thing until tomorrow since I need to dig up what questions and stuff I used for it.

>>36477629
>>36477691
1 point for polite persistence. Godspeed.

>>36477691
>>36477730
I'm not actually interested, I just wanted to see if I could get her to agree :^)

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>>36477691
>Avatarfags with animu
>I'm pretty good-looking
In your dreams, loser

>>36477639
>I find girls who like anime hotter
If you have a fetish for girls with the downs, go for it, dude.

>>36477691
You're Scandinavian?

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>>36477892
Yes, swedish more specifically. And yes, I'm actually white before anyone asks, though I don't really care for political things.

>>36477819
Well if you want to believe otherwise then that's fine.

>>36477917
And would even consider a person from another country?

>>36477917
What would happen if you found an actual robot instead of Canuck-Chad. A beta autistic scared robot.

>>36477917
I'm from Sweden and I'm interested. Email me, [email protected]

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It just takes time, for some reason people want to meet up within like an hour of talking.
If i like someone enough to talk to them everyday for about or month or two i would probably meet up with them.

>>36477917
I know you're not interested, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, but maybe that's just me

Drop me a line: [email protected]

>>36477988
Fuck off nordchad

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>>36477958
Sure. I don't have a high expectancy for LDRs and I would set up a realistic timeframe on when to meet up, but I won't consider it impossible. If it had worked out with one like that, it would've been fine with me. Of course I'd set some guidelines like frequent communication, but that's pretty much a given.

>>36477986
Well, if their application had made it through, then evidently that would have meant that they were fitting to talk to. A couple of the people who were still remaining at the time I abandoned the whole thing were like that, but they were still overall pleasant. There'd be awkwardness involved for sure, but it's /r9k/ and a relationship, so that's a given.

>>36477988
>>36478050
I'm not really looking for a boyfriend at the moment, I'm just explaining what I did in the past. Honestly I'd probably just expect some chatter and stuff to come out of it, so I don't think it would be very fruitful for you.

>>36477917
I feel like you're kind of emotionally cold. I also have no idea what you mean by "whether or that that was enough".

That said the whole "process" thingy seems kind of interesting. Shoot me an email

[email protected]

>>36478075
What about you exactly is interesting other than your vagina?

>>36478075
yeah, fuck it, i know you aren't looking for a bf but maybe we can chat anyway, make a new friend or something.

I think it'd be nice to talk to a female regardless of intent, I don't get the opportunity to do that often, so hit me up anyway, unless you're just not down for chit chat.

>>36478here

socially awkward, spineless worm autist here
just want to chat
[email protected]

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>>36478099
I meant that if they sent in an application, they had pretty much agreed to the terms of not getting a picture until the final applicant and all.

>>36478099
Like I said in my previous post, it probably won't be very fruitful since I'm not actively looking for a boyfriend right now, I would just be going into it for someone to chat with really.

>>36478115
Honestly, not all that much. Most of my 'interests' are just things I dabbled with and dropped, the only thing that really stuck was anime as you can probably see. Other than that it's a bit hard to answer that since I don't really have much else to answer with, since I'm not particularly into music, and while I do read american comics as well at times, it's not really something I consider myself a huge fan of or anything. There's also tabletop and stuff but that's difficult to discuss for those not into it already.

>>36478171
Well alright, which one were you? And again, I probably won't send anything until tomorrow.

>>36478237
[email protected]

Fine message me
original anon here

>>36478237
>>36478234

sorry i fucked up the reply

>>36478237
my email was [email protected]

if you don't message me tomorrow I'm gonna cry and I know you don't want that on your conscience.

>>36476554
fucking liar you will prove this

>>36471180
100% honesty? I'd say my personal checklist is

Over 25
Taller than me (I'm 5'4 so that isnt really difficult)
Preferably anything but white. (It's not that I hate white men or anything, I just don't like to waste time teach them about my culture or hearing them say stupid shit like "who cares what your family thinks" huge huge turnoff, I don't associate with types like that.)
Has to shower daily
Has to not just like video games but at least be good at some of them. None of that "I collect a thousand games but never play them" shit, that's gamer girl tier to me.
Has to like documentarys
Respectful
Not a fucking creep who asks for pics or starts talking about dirty shit fast.
Not an edgelord, I've seen enough of those here way back in 2007. Need an actual adult minded person.
aaand having a job would also help I guess, but not really that important. When you do get a job though, no being cheap. I can be broke by myself just fine.

I mostly get turned off and ignore a guy the moment I ask any favor and he stalls or says he can't. The moment I have to do it myself, I don't feel attracted anymore since it feels like he's failed to be reliable or a provider I guess. If I start doing things myself, I always always always cut contact and leave.
Its harsh and honestly frustrates me since I still usually want to like him, but can't. No longer feels like he's the man if I'm taking care of myself

>>36478005
Piety is it proven? >>36478328

>>36477988
>>36478050
>>36478099
>>36478234
>>36478266
>>36478307
You fucking stupid turbobetas

How's it even possible to be this pathetic?

This thread is another strong reminder that there are no such thing as fembots. There simply cannot be.
It is literally this easy to get a dozen guys to directly compete for a tiny chance at a sliver of attention from an anime poster that may not even be a girl.

That easy. Females have no excuse.

>>36478372
>not white
>has to shower daily
Good luck.

>>36478372
but
who does care what your family thinks?

>>36478427
i'm not white and i shower twice a day

>>36471180
I met my first and current boyfriend on a mostly SFW role playing game site 2 years ago. We haven't met yet still. He's not a robot, and I'm only a little bit of a robot.

My goal is for us to get married, have kids, and die happily together.

He just seemed like a cool guy, he expressed interest in me and I enjoyed that, and now I love him and know him. I fell in love probably because of inexperience and I still am because of lots of reasons that are legit now.

I am autistic by the way

>>36478497
If you did then you would be white because you would have washed the dirt off.

>>36478554
you're funny and original

>>36476669
you based your entire drible on Generalisation you fucking mongoloide.

Now it's bad when against you?

>>36478550
>female
>boyfriend
>only a little bit of a robot
You aren't a robot in any way shape or form you attention hungry skank. Kill yourself.

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>>36471180
Fembot threads are the shittiest baitiest threads that bring out sad losers who think they have a shot with trolls. All you have to say is "fembot here" then follow it up with gibberish to harvest hundreds of (You)s.

If you replied to any of this shit you don't deserve to live.

But don't hate on me because I'm a girl...

>>36478550
A desire to be desired is quite normie territory. Was there anything unique he did? Would you have been scared off from by normal robot behavior?

>>36478550
>I am autistic by the way

>it's another Chad is pumping n dumping an autistic girl again
Just don't come here complaining that all men only want sex when you're dumped okay?

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>>36471180
I would never date anyone on this board because you could never measure up to my husbando.

>>36478879
You replied to it so you don't deserve to live

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>>36479243
Yeah but I'm cool.

>>36479263
Are you 2 cool for school?

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>>36479325
Nah I'm memeing it out at uni.

>>36478372
What's your culture? Just wanted to know out of curiosity

I'm not even 25 yet but I'm getting close

>>36479551
I bet you have a lot of friends huh. Not previous anon

>>36479659
Have a fair number. I'm basically a normie fuck except I don't get as much sex as I want.

>>36479763
That's not what you really want though, is it? Sex seems kind of meaningless to me unless with the person I love.

Too lazy to read the entire thread, if there's a fat ugly late 20s/early 30s fembot ITT, feel free to write something about yourself and drop contact info.

>>36479612
>>What's your culture?
Seems to be from Lazyfuckistan.

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>>36479809
No it is what I want. I don't want a relationship

>>36471180
>hat would it actually take to date someone on this board?
Them not to be a misogynist like most people on this board. Also, they have to be a bit /lit/ as well. I wouldn't date someone unintelligent.
>Has anyone gotten a date or is every one either wanting orbitals, too scared and ghosts, or finds someone else irl first?
No. I'm not stupid enough to meet a guy from the most misogynist and sexually frustrated board on one of the most misogynist and sexually frustrated sites on the internet IRL. It's a rape waiting to happen.
> what would it take for someone to get your number and have you not ghost?

>Good looks, nice and unimposing personality?
>Interest in your interests?
Essentially these. That's all I'm looking for in a partner- someone I find attractive, who is kind and has stuff in common with me. Although as I said I would be wary about EVER meeting someone from this site.

>>36480281
Do you believe much of the board is rapists and not harmless betas? Do you have any unique needs as a fembot that normie women don't have, making it so chads won't accept you?

>>36480425
>Do you believe much of the board is rapists and not harmless betas?
I believe it's the harmless betas that are the potential rapists. They're angry, frustrated sexually and hate women. You don't even need to be strong if you have a weapon or can drug the other person.

>Do you have any unique needs as a fembot that normie women don't have, making it so chads won't accept you?
I guess I just don't want to date a fuckboy myself. I also value intellect above all else, and I'm Australian so that's basically writ me off from just about everything socially and romantically. We're a shitty culture.

>>36480490
>We're a shitty culture.
Fuck off to seppoland you americanised shitstain we don't want you either

>>36480759
What redeeming qualities are there about Australia?
>We've never produced anything great artistically >barely anything scientifically (and we have shit internet despite inventing wifi)
>our culture is the most glorifying of "Chad" I've ever seen
>our weather sucks
>spiders
>we have melbourne
>everything is expensive
>shitty accents
>even though we love sport we suck at it internationally
>our politicians are embarrassments