Showering Thread >tfw warm Steam impales your nostrils

>>36119950
>tfw think Ive finally made friends to shower with in a non homo way
You forgot to add the word Feel with a capital F.

File: 2c5a38ee6ac71529bd67858bba8e36bc.png (565KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

565KB, 1000x1000px

http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/

i want to make more friends

File: 1491169368061.jpg (58KB, 676x1024px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 676x1024px

I need some friends! Add me!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/illwarshipurdock/

>>36120407
You've gone back to 5, good. Have you slept, though?

>Turning my shower to the hottest setting, letting it steam up the bathroom, and sitting on the toilet
Feels good

>>36120454
that's how you shit up your hair and skin fampai

lukewarm is best (unless you don't care)

File: 0d7d1018c1d85bef7263abbb12c389c8.jpg (154KB, 919x1108px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 919x1108px

>>36120449

doubt it's physically possible for me to stay up for 50 hours so yes
thank you for asking

>>36120407
Sent invite im ovectrik :3

File: 1484520176366.png (586KB, 670x772px) Image search: [Google]

586KB, 670x772px

>Actually make an effort while talking to people I added
>They barely respond or not talk at all
Sometimes I wonder why do I even bother. Maybe I'm just too boring and my only decent quality is that I can be "nice".

File: pepe baby i love tendies shirt.jpg (199KB, 666x800px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 666x800px

>>36119950
>mfw haven't showered since november but my mother thinks i have

>>36119950
>turn around in shower
>water beating on my back
>slowly lean back
>feel the circle of water ascending my back
>reaches my neck
>absolute bliss
>let it rest there for ten seconds
>resume ascension
>circle going through hair
>entire neck and shoulder areas riddled with goosebumps because in my head I visualize the stream of water as the hand of my waifu
>reaches the crown of my head
>sit there with eyes closed for thirty seconds in heaven
>eventually get used to it
>descend again
>shower stream beating against the skin that was seconds before nearly insensate
>feeling in hair remains but now my neck and the peak of my back are being subjected to pleasure that is overwhelming
>it's almost cloying so I turn around and finish my shower
>back, head, and neck still tingle for around ten minutes afterwards
images for this feel? lost a lot of my collection ten days ago

File: ithoughtwehadsomethingspecial.jpg (173KB, 620x807px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 620x807px

>tfw you get deleted

File: AAEAAQAAAAAAAALBAAAAJDNhNzgyOTI5LTA1NDctNDIwZS05MjkyLTQ3MzE2YTY2ZDNjYg.jpg (28KB, 698x400px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 698x400px

>>36121396
>tfw you delete someone for their own good

File: crisisshark.jpg (486KB, 1060x1600px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 1060x1600px

>>36121612
>tfw you delete someone for your own good

>>36121711
you egotistical ass how could you have done this

File: 1490086275856.jpg (577KB, 850x842px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 850x842px

What beer is she drinking?

File: 1480680169612.png (976KB, 1100x1500px) Image search: [Google]

976KB, 1100x1500px

someone watch field ration videos on youtube with me and also meet my erp needs

File: C1ZbkZLUsAAZ-3H.jpg (127KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 750x1000px

>>36120892
Stop adding the degenerates then. The most you will get is one word responses and they don't start the conversations first.

>>36122189
You had me at the field ration videos but lost me at the erp.

File: 1466728087449.jpg (463KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

463KB, 600x800px

>>36122401
I get horny out of nowhere and it would be nice to hit two birds with one stone

>>36122439
The usual gimmick then.

Am I allowed to post in this thread if I have for than 20 friends?

File: 757458748.jpg (61KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 500x500px

>>36122439
i want to erp with you so badly you little slut

post id

>>36122710
I shall allow you a permit for the mean time.

>>36122710
No one can stop you, if that's what you're asking.

>>36122727
That doesn't sound promising...

File: 1466154442458.png (225KB, 1000x640px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 1000x640px

>>36122722
will you bond with me over combat ration videos first?

>>36122747
I have made the necessary arrangements you may go forth with your desires.

>>36122761
Not that guy but I would want to watch some combat videos.

>tfw nobody to fond over something because you're not passionate with anything and nobody wants to play with you

File: 1485293085857.jpg (338KB, 1369x1183px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 1369x1183px

>>36122761
no, i'll only add you for erp because that's all you are good for you whore

File: C39u2V1UoAASxMN.jpg (118KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 750x1000px

>>36122924
>tfw nobody likes aidoru's and want to watch/share
lmaoing @ myself

>>36122761
What do you mean by combat ration videos? Can you link a few?

Why do steam threads get deleted? Is it avatar fagging?

Just made my first steam account a few days ago.

Not looking for online friends but would like to talk to someone just for tonight.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198377062216

File: 1462517498345.jpg (170KB, 1100x1000px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1100x1000px

>>36122936
no
we have to do both or none at all
I need someone who can appreciate steve 1989 at mre info and also who lets me help make their cock feel good

>>36122955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdiCB0PMS0

>>36122985
It's because they apparently belong in /soc/.

>>36123022
Stay for a while when the actual thread gets made, youll find an anon or two.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198299142892/

>ROUTE AVENUE

>>36122985
It belongs on /soc/ because they're about meeting people or circle jerking, but people here don't really care and feel it belongs on /r9k/ because it's more often than not about being lonely, mentally ill and a piece of trash.

Robots also have very bad hygiene habits, hence this showering thread. Or they just like talking about it.

>>36122722
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MissParallelWorld

File: 1483183811534.png (729KB, 991x1147px) Image search: [Google]

729KB, 991x1147px

>>36123110
why'd you post my id? delete this

>>36123037
"ooh... that's a good hiss. nice!"

"hmmm... the semen tastes... pretty good. not too rancid. you know, that is just absolutely delightful."

"let's get this out onto a tray. nice!"

who /canttakehotshowers/ here?
Scalding hot water is a big no no for me, if it's not lukewarm it's impossible

File: 1480009152956.jpg (543KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

543KB, 900x900px

>>36123213
Your inferior shower gene is not needed on this planet.

>>36123213
I can't take cold ones. It has to be really hot, else I feel awful. And I take long ones, too.

As you'd imagine, my skin is dry and feels tight and uncomfortable and awful.

I can't stop. My solution has been to simply not shower. Going 11 days strong.

Kill me.

File: wocry.jpg (78KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 700x700px

GODDAMMIT, I WANTED A NICE SHOWERING FEELS THREAD BUT IT'S YOU FAGGOT FUCKS AGAIN

File: 1491221492090.jpg (69KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 300x300px

>>36123185
this is a good post thank you

>>36123257
white people are insane, why would you boil yourself when lukewarm - warm water is perfect and comfy
>>36123264
>11 days
shiggy

>anime weeb degenerates
Will I ever find decent people in this kind of threads?

File: 1489625371055.jpg (105KB, 677x590px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 677x590px

>>36123213
I can't take shower if it keeps FUCKING CHANIGN FROM ICE COLD TO ACID HOT if i move the thing an inch

File: 61034759_p3_master1200.jpg (651KB, 1091x1200px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 1091x1200px

>>36123325
No, fuck off. I want to be around fellow degens, your "straight" and "decent" people can have their own threads on /v/.

>>36123325
no. fuck right off of here.

>>36123363
How boring to be always surrounded by the same shallow degenerates. You people always suck at talking and just spout memes like any other generic faggot on here.

>>36121213
there are no images to describe this feel anon, as it is pure bliss

>>36123325
Yes, Ive found some that are weird but not degenerates. And even one that seems too normal if you ask me.

File: gun.jpg (20KB, 400x361px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 400x361px

>just want to have a nice relaxing shower
>feel chad press his erect cock into my back
ugh, I don't know what I'm gonna do about this guy's libido.

File: C5LwRBRUkAE87mm.jpg (131KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 750x1000px

>>36123325
I'm here anon and I'm not a erp weeb degenerate.

>>36123410
thanks for replying to that post otherwise i would have missed it

File: 51735543_p0.jpg (535KB, 1045x1200px) Image search: [Google]

535KB, 1045x1200px

>>36123404
No reason for you to stay here then, right?
Close the door behind you.

>>36123447
I'm always here for the few decent guys left on this board that don't embrace the degeneracy like this guy here >>36123447

Why are there always barely and ids?

>>36123480
what a plot twist

>>36123482
because it's the same attention craving retards that constantly add and remove each other then cry about having no friends

>>36123480
Drop ID, I just want to play video games.

>>36123482
I'm very picky as to who I had.

File: slip.jpg (954KB, 6300x6300px) Image search: [Google]

954KB, 6300x6300px

>>36123037
I just watched that whole video. I feel nauseous. How the hell do you enjoy watching this?

File: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.jpg (210KB, 586x586px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 586x586px

>>36122323
hai nipposter

>>36123515
No seriously. I don't care about your kind. I just want to talk to people that still have some dreams and purity left in them.

Surround yourself further with the biggest scum on this planet, the company will keep you down forever.

>>36123580
you're interesting. post your id so we can chat.

File: C3qE0RkUMAAB_ud.jpg (118KB, 1200x899px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1200x899px

>>36123574
Hello, how are you my dear anon?

>>36123037
Steve's MRE reviews are actually pretty good.

File: 1474570538396.jpg (103KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 1000x800px

>>36123565
steve is nice
he is a good man I hope he never dies of old rations

>>36123612
I don't like anyone else's really
do you know other ones with the same comfy vibe?

File: 73364a8685be629b7844eb8812da85fc.jpg (101KB, 1024x1396px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1024x1396px

>>36123610
im ok ! i made another friend ithink today from the discord server i joined which made me happy

>>36123646
Shiro, is that you?

>>36123643
No I just know of Steve because of an MRE thread on /k/. I know he speaks of some other channels in his earlier videos though.

File: C6IUTaiVUAALqOm.jpg (144KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 750x1000px

>>36123646
>discord
wew lad, good luck with that anon

>>36123580
I don't do that though. I'm just saying if you don't like those people it's fine, but
>>anime weeb degenerates
>Will I ever find decent people in this kind of threads?
You sound like an idiot saying that.

File: DPRqFKi.gif (988KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

988KB, 480x270px

>>36123673
y-yes its me

my typing is really easy to recognize isn't it..

>>36123689
;w; he wsa mean to me at first

>>36123718
Link your profile, you adorable thing. I want to befriend you and make you feel loved.

File: 1486943764512.jpg (25KB, 507x519px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 507x519px

>>36123580
>No seriously. I don't care about your kind.
Stop acknowledging us then. Neither do we care about
>"I made a bad experience and throw everyone into the same bucket"
the post.

>>36123608
Anowood, should be easy to find.

>>36123718
Im getting good at recognizing you. That wasnt all that gave it away.

File: 5e5d9613888228df50ba6dc54443d69a.jpg (85KB, 743x720px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 743x720px

>tfw this thread keeps getting worse
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lucmagnus/

>>36119950
I've been taking cold showers since Wednesday, I've been increasingly self-destructive in my head for a long while but this week the girl I liked sent me over the fucking edge. I just kept hurting myself in different ways, mentally and physically, immediately after leaving the school and a cold shower was one of them.

Now I think I'm going to keep taking them even if my mood is better. Not only do they seem to fix a skin problem I've had but they'll serve as a daily reminder of what will happen if I open up my heart ever again.

File: C6j6lsgV0AAZwIM.jpg (109KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1000x750px

>>36123718
Hopefully he isn't putting up a fence, like I said good luck.

File: 1491617911553.jpg (14KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x480px

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sayeo

ywah

File: Modern-Hot-Tubs.jpg (232KB, 1024x699px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 1024x699px

>>36119950
showers are pleb as fuck, hot tubs are the true way for a robot to relax.

File: BolxlQyIMAAceEN.png (323KB, 680x1011px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 680x1011px

>>36123727
my steam is id/flowerband/

>>36123772
w-what else do you recognize about me ?

>>36123872
I want to be a hot tub when I grow up.

>>36123872
This shit is as normie as it gets.

>>36123792
>58 friends
DansGame

File: 1.jpg (61KB, 390x476px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 390x476px

http://steamcommunity.com/id/howamIsupposedtowin/

Games if you want, also chatting.

anything but r6

File: 1486975645346.png (218KB, 567x589px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 567x589px

>>36123727
Nyet. This one's mine.

>>36123941
Lmao acaz such a fucking loser

>>36123887
Besides the stuttering in your writing? Its the pictures you post. And I also saw you write on the server, anyways. It was obvious.

>>36123555
I am DISGUSTED by the fact that no one checked my trips.

>>36123941
https://youtu.be/1lmI_5iwE-A

File: Ct0K_f4UkAQcj_g.jpg (150KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 850x1200px

>>36123966
oh.. ididn't know i'm so obvious

>>36123852
i hope so too, but i guess there's not much way for me to tell

im very gullible

I always notice in this kind of threads that people try to attract anons trough anime pics. It's like wanting to be attractive for the other party and pulling out your cutest reaction picture to create some psychological effect.

In some bizarre way you guys are the most shallow fags I have ever seen in my life and you all deserve to be on the low end of the spectrum.

File: C6IUTawU8AAa01W.jpg (136KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 750x1000px

>>36124008
>All those degenerates on your friends list
lmaoing @ you

File: 1490128151882.jpg (12KB, 238x208px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 238x208px

>>36124012
wow thanks for the diagnosis Dr fag

File: 1483068893165.jpg (268KB, 857x1000px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 857x1000px

>>36124006
One of my favorite mods of all time.

>>36120550
Why is it bad for your skin?

File: 61066703_p0.png (1MB, 1380x1550px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1380x1550px

>>36124012
You done?

>>36124029
>lying about others
Yawn.

File: CrVqXT_UsAAuxyM.jpg (195KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 850x1200px

>>36124029
i just wanted friends to play games with and accepted the people who added me, idon't know who is who or who just wants lewd things or what :x

i just wana play games not on my own for once

File: C6JYtJvUwAAoOrK.jpg (111KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 750x1000px

>>36124080
Where did I lie? Can you prove it?

>>36124101
Can you prove your statement to be right in the first place?
You can't.

File: C7W3ldNUwAUaURp.jpg (114KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 1000x750px

>>36124097
>emote
Disgusting.

>>36124120
>He doesn't know the degenerates who come here
lmaoing @ you
I'm not someone like cortana who posts logs.

>>36124144
Now I want to be here for someone posting logs

>>36124097
What type of video games do you play, if they're interesting I may add solely for video games.

>>36124097
tfw no shiro to play videogames with :c

File: __futaba_anzu_idolmaster_and_idolmaster_cinderella_girls_drawn_by_tko_mmtmk__963713b26b79dda0423aec9828bcf1a4.png (357KB, 400x580px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 400x580px

>>36124144
sorry

>>36124167
mainly relaxing ones like stardew valley because other games are too difficult on my wrists and hands

though sometimes i play overwatch or dota

>>36124194
send me an invite or something anon !

File: CuAT2gwUEAIT9oX.jpg (174KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1280x960px

>>36124227
Wonder how long till this one breaks like all the others.

1. You must be a piratefag with no sense of morals and able to set up emulators and all that shit
2. You are not too beta to use a mic
3. You must have a very big range of video game genres that you like

Anyone up for this? Playing in uber comfy mode trough single player games at the same time while talking with each other and having a good time.

Reply with your steam if you qualify.

>Tfw you haven't showered for so long a bit of your hair matted and you spend half an hour and half a bottle of conditioner separating it back into individual strands

>>36123793
Just realized this was a Steam Feel thread...does anyone want to be my Steam friend?

>>36124227
Sure I guess I'll add you, I'm not playing too many multiplayer games, but hell it isn't like I have to time to talk about Stardew valley strats and stuff.

File: __futaba_anzu_idolmaster_and_idolmaster_cinderella_girls_drawn_by_lpip__37a8221918c7eddb82808c0b919acde5.png (117KB, 530x746px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 530x746px

>>36124249
i already left the general for a bit before because someone was being mean to me, italso makes me anxious posting here so i won't be around often if it is bothering

>>36124283
ok !

File: CaIbUKPUsAAcomu.jpg (54KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 720x540px

>>36124252
>poorfag the post
I would be your steam friend but seems like you don't have any multi games.

>>36124271
What video games do you play?

>>36124271
That's not enough info, anon. What are you looking for? What games do you play? What region? Are you a weeb? Do you have a favorite anime/manga? At least answer the first three.

File: 1476138624135.jpg (62KB, 540x726px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 540x726px

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thelastmandalorian
I'm so pathetic haha

File: Cuk5L2hUsAA7YYX.jpg (100KB, 743x1200px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 743x1200px

>>36124293
Dude I don't care, I'm not your mommy. You can post or not post that is up to you.

>>36124295
>playing multiplayer to begin with
Nah you're not the kind of bro I want.

>>36119950
>impales
Warm steam hurts your nose?

File: C0bzhU-UQAADog3.jpg (117KB, 732x1200px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 732x1200px

>>36124339
>Not wanting to play video games together
This reminds me of that one craiglist post that was posted about some guy who wanted to watch some other guy play some video game while he was naked.

>nippy will never be your mommy bf

>>36124368
I'm good, I have a local scene and only play fighting games in MP.

File: C6FALSvUsAE6mVu.jpg (186KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 900x1200px

>>36124435
>tfw the only local scene I get is Evo
What fighting games you play?

File: 737373737.gif (2MB, 640x359px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x359px

>>36124368
Imaoing @ this

File: 36363643747547.png (66KB, 500x258px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 500x258px

>tfw winning at 100 OJ and friends rq

>>36124295
Not many these days, mostly Isaac to past the time and have been on and off with Hollow Knight. I've put a lot of hours into a lot of different kinds of games though. Some favorites would be TF2, HL2, XCOM 2012, Risk of Rain, Lisa, Undertale, FTL etc., also finished the first Fallout last year, was fun.

>>36124306
>What are you looking for?
Someone to talk to and listen to when I'm not studying but after the semester I may have time to play more games.
>What region?
East coast USA
>Are you a weeb?
Not really, anime, Japanese games and manga are an occasional distraction but I'm a bit of a pleb.
>Do you have a favorite anime/manga?
Anime would be FLCL but it's been a while since I've watched.
Manga would be Oyaji, storytimed it all with /a/ on Father's Day years ago, good times.

>>36124589
Dont feel discouraged if you dont find what you're looking for quickly. It took me about 4 weeks to find something.

>>36124677
>Dont feel discouraged if you dont find what you're looking for quickly. It took me about 4 weeks to find something.
It's okay, I'm patient with these types of things.

File: 1475021983464.jpg (2MB, 2000x2830px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2000x2830px

You kids wanna buy some anime?

>>36124830
Your idea sounds nice but I don't think we'd get along. I do like the idea of us both playing SP games at the same time while chatting, though.

redpill me on niipposter

>>36124943
How much and what do you have?

>>36125194
He took off his trip because he wasnt getting enough attention. That should give you an idea as to what kind of person he is.
How were these exact words not original?

File: C6FNuXhUYAAueat.jpg (190KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 900x1200px

>>36125231
>Doesn't know why I even used a trip in the first place
lmaoing @ you

File: 1462999740958.jpg (98KB, 750x912px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 750x912px

>>36125265
This is why I used it. Degenerates trying to be me

lmaoing @ them

File: C5LA0aVUYAAMyDv.jpg (150KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1200x900px

>>36125345
>Actually saving pictures I haven't posted in awhile
2 spooky 4 me

File: 1461389086330.jpg (169KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1200x900px

>>36125359
>Trying this hard to be me

File: C5BM1ntVMAU5mCE.jpg (120KB, 1200x899px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1200x899px

>>36125378
This is abby isn't it?
Since I know this is your favorite picture

File: 1486939816798.jpg (105KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 480x640px

>>36125378
>still pretending to be me
lmaoing @ u

File: oh please.gif (1010KB, 500x242px) Image search: [Google]

1010KB, 500x242px

To all you hentai obsessed degens,
Your fetish is hit or miss with regards to quality.
>The majority of those "artists" should be drawing comedy cartoons.

File: 1489160778456.jpg (124KB, 1024x769px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 1024x769px

Anyone up for some OJ?

>>36125431
REEEE

File: C6juhQIU4AA3140.jpg (193KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 960x960px

>>36125431
>>36125460
>at least two people out there have saved my pictures
lmaoing

File: 1480730769301.png (283KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 900x900px

>>36123916
no, normies have crazy parties and fuck girls in their hots tubs.

Robots own their own tub and just relax alone in them.

>tfw I'm about to hit the tub now.

File: C0bzhU-UQAADog3.jpg.jpg (128KB, 959x927px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 959x927px

>>36125467
>>36125431
>Degenerate faggots still going
lmaoing

File: silly you.gif (842KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

842KB, 500x281px

>>36122124
Not a beer, Its called "sake"
you f-ing weeb

File: ClT3uDkUgAA9hyD.jpg (116KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 750x1000px

>>36125503
>Degenerate so mad he has to impersonate me
lmaoing

File: 6467437347.jpg (99KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 600x800px

>>36125531
>>36125503
>lmaoing at all these people pretending to be me

File: C6fgvHnU0AEPN-R.jpg (109KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1000x750px

>>36125531
That's a lot of projecting there anon.

File: C8kpQpnUAAQRdav.jpg (131KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 900x1200px

>>36125576
>>36125587
>Still trying to be me
Damn I didn't know I was this popular.

Another potentially good thread ruined by actual faggots

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/

File: 1465211501825.jpg (40KB, 253x360px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 253x360px

What the fuck is going on here...?

x

File: C4OA-LVUYAA3IEM.jpg (108KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1000x750px

>>36125706
Degenerates pretending to be me
lmaoing @ them

File: C5_6jOuVMAIoULC.jpg (92KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1000x750px

>>36125706
Apparently 3 Degenerates pretending to be me
lmaoing @ them

>>36125664
No thread was ruined, autist

File: 1474146858250.png (961KB, 688x647px) Image search: [Google]

961KB, 688x647px

>>36125729
>>36125741
WELL, KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL!

File: 1471745607916.png (231KB, 730x730px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 730x730px

>>36125772
>tfw you used the wrong image

File: C4TtwWeUcAEtMmM.jpg (122KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 750x1000px

>>36125772
>implying I can control the angry degenerates
lmaoing @ you.

>>36123285
>thread about showering in water
>trannies and cucks invade and change the subject
On a more positive note showering is the nicest thing ever. I did it 3 times today.

File: 643634634636.jpg (49KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 1366x768px

>>36125823
>implying the thread wasn't originally a stf thread
>showering 3 times in a day

reeeeeeeeeeee

File: Hai boi.gif (707KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]

707KB, 500x600px

>>36125531
What's your steam id
I must chat with niipposter

who else /showerbeer/ here?

I'll probably have a beer in 95% of the showers I take these days

File: 1484948012072.jpg (47KB, 573x681px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 573x681px

>>36125954
>beer
>not irn bru
lmaoing

File: Czx81FMUUAAKxtG.jpg (91KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 750x1000px

>>36125926
Chat about what? Do you like idols too?

File: this_girl_is_not_dead_shes_just_sleeping.gif (493KB, 510x509px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 510x509px

Bumping this thread. Im not letting it die.

>the smell of shower farts

>>36119950
>tfw water-heating in my shower is messed up so at first it's really hot and then eventually turns lukewarm or cold after about 30 minutes no matter what you do
>tfw mixed blessing since I'm basically forced to take shorter showers now but can't control the temperature in case I get sick and can barely stand hot water
>also can't really take long, hot, relaxing showers anymore
>also saves my parents electric and water bill money

>took a 40 minute shower this morning
>This evening start to get pain in my ear/jaw. Warm water flushing in might help
>Been in here for twenty minutes again already

File: 1487344385340.jpg (184KB, 898x575px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 898x575px

three inches above the floor
man in a box wants to burn my soul
and im tired

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__22_4_8.jpg (158KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 1920x1080px

good morning anons, how are you today?

File: 1488159859279.png (395KB, 598x1021px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 598x1021px

>>36127156
i feel like shit and my sleep pattern is a fucking mess

how about you?

>>36127156
Good morning, Dr. Im doing okay, except for all the stuff I gotta do in the next 8 days. You?

File: FaceRig_25_3_2017__22_9_8.jpg (149KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1920x1080px

>>36127223
you should fix that pattern as it's important to sleep

i'm just tired after sleeping for 4 hours

>>36127241
what's all that? 8 days is a lot of time

>>36127343
>what's all that? 8 days is a lot of time
Two projects that require a lot of programming Im not familiar with. And studying for a test with material Im not familiar with. If you're so tired, why are you up so early? Its about to be 6 am where you live.

I read somewhere that men who take long, warm showers are trying to substitute the warm from being embraced by a woman with water. If that was true it would explain a lot.

>add several people
>on at different time zones
>everybody is asleep or wont talk to me
come the fuck on

File: 41975012_p14.png (248KB, 864x486px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 864x486px

>>36127415
I just like the warmth. Makes me feel like I'm in a hot blanket.

>>36127494
>>36127415
>tfw no cute boy to clean and hold for warmth

File: FaceRig_25_3_2017__21_51_54.jpg (201KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1920x1080px

>>36127398
i have a hard time sleeping once i'm awake

>>36127515
Same. Which is why naps are pretty foreign to me. Everytime I try to take a nap I end up oversleeping and ruining my sleep schedule.

>>36127515
I-I can help you get to sleep >:3 with me

File: Cax0yEUVIAAAuPe.jpg (121KB, 1000x821px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1000x821px

>>36127515
I used to be like that. Now I can barely wake and I'm tired all the time.

>masturbate and come on self
>clean up with a nice warm shower
best feel

File: FaceRig_25_3_2017__21_44_7.jpg (141KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 1920x1080px

>>36127543
exactly how i feel, plus i like the idea of seperating sleeping from the day in general

>>36127567
that does sound comfortable

>>36127582
you should see a doctor or something to get that sorted

>>36127634
>Cum gets in leg hair
FUCK

File: 1490931841212.jpg (52KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 1024x576px

>>36127156
Good morning, I didn't get to say goodnight to you earlier or thank you for the offer to buy me KF2, I really appreciate it but even if I owned it I have no means to play so I would only be dissapointing you, besides I wouldn't accept anything without giving something back somehow first, I hope you find more people to play with soon

File: 244e08ef4fd5ecce5a00f14cf1fb9ae662c380827d6bc6150b3c7317d959df1f.jpg (82KB, 408x600px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 408x600px

>>36127694
What a big waste of my time that would be

File: 1482479665201.jpg (216KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 700x700px

good morning /sft/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/akari04

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__21_33_50.jpg (151KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 1920x1080px

>>36127726
>I have no means to play so I would only be dissapointing you
absolutely you wouldn't. i don't buy other people games so that they have to play with me, i do it to give something they might enjoy, be it on their own or with someone else

>without giving something back
that's the beauty of gifts, nothing is required back of you

>>36127729
it's up to you but a "normal" sleep pattern should be healthy for both body and mind alike

>>36127788
good morning anon

>>36127694
if it's comfy can we do it? ;3

i've got really long pretty thick hair and sometimes i enjoy running the water of my shampoo'd locks down my back
it sounds just like being inside of a car going through a carwash, fukken delightful

File: CthjaBjUEAApRqi.png (1MB, 1200x844px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x844px

>>36127849
But I know. I'm just unhealthy. Already improving but your concern is appreciated.

>>36127923
>long thick hair
hmmmmm lemme hug youuu

File: FaceRig_25_3_2017__21_38_32.jpg (133KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1920x1080px

>>36127880
of course we can

>>36127931
anytime anon

File: 100000323561.jpg (87KB, 610x340px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 610x340px

>>36127945
i must warn you i have no inkling of what this thread is for or the people in it, i only shitpost on weekends during the third shift

i am also a male(male) skellington without any positive numerical value on the Kinsey scale

File: zaas.jpg (23KB, 194x215px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 194x215px

this time with you
our love is new

File: 5035e6bd-d783-4c38-828a-7705d979ec73.jpg (16KB, 564x423px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 564x423px

>>36127987
You're so full of lies

File: tess.jpg (102KB, 567x494px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 567x494px

>>36128013

pretend you need me to

>>36127964
when can i come over dr cutie?
>>36127972
._.

>>36128013
no bullying !


original original original

File: 41b07918182424b4d1468df6dbccbbb6.png (1MB, 1139x802px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1139x802px

>>36128089

can't keep falling from so high

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__21_50_52.jpg (162KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 1920x1080px

>>36128061
anytime anon

origini

File: 1489959099690.jpg (33KB, 286x423px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 286x423px

>>36127849
That's really nice of you, I had to rewrite my original post since the thread 404'd right before I could hit submit so I ended up making it sound different without realizing, something I left out and was unable to convey was "I would've loved to play with you" I know you weren't gifting it to me just so you had someone to play with but I would still feel bad since it would go to waste on me.
Anyway I hope you have a good day, make sure to take it easy too since you didn't get much sleep

File: 1479942689327.png (211KB, 567x589px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 567x589px

>>36128061
life is often strange for a sometimes-anime/cuteposter without any homosexual tendencies whatsoever

its not the worst thing in the world, though

>>36128135
are you single desu? i dont want to make your bf jealous
>>36128157
can i at least pat your head

File: 1491438103473.png (918KB, 870x720px) Image search: [Google]

918KB, 870x720px

>>36128184
although non-straight people sometimes make me uncomfortable IRL due to a somewhat cloistered and Christian upbringing, i am never one to shy away from a head pat from either sex given in earnest

i want to pat a qt girl's head but im too busy working and schooling help

>>36128249
may i receive one from you too c:

File: 1489309875390.jpg (586KB, 1035x740px) Image search: [Google]

586KB, 1035x740px

>tfw want to sleep but have to help someone finish fapping

File: moneypit.png (26KB, 311x125px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 311x125px

>>36128147
> it would go to waste on me.
nothing would go to waste as i'm just going to spend my money on other games i'm not even gonna play myself

> I hope you have a good day
thanks, and you too nice anon i'm used to not sleeping much

>>36128184
don't worry, i'm as single as ... someone who's single

File: 1483171104900.jpg (68KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 1280x720px

>>36128102
I'll catch you if you fall anon

>>36128308
pls post a vocaroo for me ;.; i bet you sound hawt

File: FaceRig_24_3_2017__22_11_48.jpg (251KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 1920x1080px

>>36128327
i couldn't do that, i'm too shy

File: 1491426653825.jpg (103KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 1280x720px

>>36128278
very likely if i've had a few beers which is the most likely scenario if i'm meeting new people very roughly around my age

sober i would almost certainly be too constrained; such is the way of things

one time a drunken gay fella like 5 years younger than me and my buds aggressively initiated a makeout session with my friend at a house party

fucking hilarious seeing the straight dude, not a mean bone in his body, tell the drunken gay lad to fuck off without being too rude

File: 1444484299920.jpg (133KB, 900x668px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 900x668px

nignig

>>36128308
God fucking damn, that library.

>>36128358
what can i give to make it possible ;_;

File: lmcb.png (21KB, 307x109px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 307x109px

>>36128373
pls help me you should see a irl friend of mines library then

>>36128379
please don't make me consider it as i would die of embarrassment

>>36128446
nu it would be cute! dont be embarrassed pls pls pls

>>36119950

I'm about to shower for the first time since tuesday (sunday afternoon here) wish me luck & good vibes lads.

>>36128446
I can't even fathom that. Even with sales I only have 100

File: 1478315513476.png (332KB, 554x584px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 554x584px

>>36128505
have a shower beer imo

cheers

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__19_32_45.jpg (299KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1920x1080px

>>36128474
i'm sorry anon but it's too much to ask plus you'd not like my voice and i'd hate myself for doing it

>>36128518
i truly believe i have a problem

>>36128586
i love love love love voices of people from denmark

>>36128548

i'm gay and don't drink, but thank you, really do appreciate the thought

i'm gonna stop procrastinating now, hot steamy shower-times await

(you're welcome to join, anon (; )

File: 1487341623200.jpg (269KB, 922x691px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 922x691px

>>36128613
danish accents sound stupid

t. dane

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__20_8_17.jpg (291KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 1920x1080px

>>36128613
i'll consider it but no promises

>>36128652
100% correct

>>36128708
i-ill be waiting! thank you anon that would make me very happy

File: 1485666171561.jpg (441KB, 1215x1200px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 1215x1200px

>>36128626
yeah it would appear that i stumbled my way into the designated shy homoeroticism thread, what a place indeed

might have turned out different if i was raised differently, there are a lot of variable like that taking part on an individual's development, but i don't possess a gay bone in my body

i'll leave you boys to it, cheers for being accommodating

if i wasn't at work i'd throw out that vocaroo of shit people wanted me to narrate or say, folk say i've got a nice pleasing voice and i don't mind sharing with random bots at graveyard hours

File: 1462420212862.gif (480KB, 434x444px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 434x444px

>Thought this thread was about feels or ideas you had while showering from the OP
>it's just vidya gaming community feels and other faggotry

File: 1490583946196.jpg (92KB, 336x422px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 336x422px

how do I stop being jealous of my friends?

>>36119950
the naked vietnamese girl in that bottom photo came to give a talk to my high school

File: that fokin Nakamura.png (120KB, 500x430px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 500x430px

>>36129166
Does she still runs around naked?

Noun, if you're reading this, when the fuck are you going to stream?

File: 1488897892808.jpg (127KB, 721x730px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 721x730px

>>36129705
He's chasing gaybois so I doubt he's reading anything

>bathroom walls are black
>shower curtain is black
>shower at night for total darkness

the patrician way to bathe

>>36129838
Im not surprised he's being a faggot.

>>36129948
>Im not surprised he's being a faggot.
Noun is a loser and puts minimal effort into his friendships. He only really develops some form of personality when he's lewding like a whore.

>>36129973
Oh, Im not friends with him.

File: C61WZqmU8AAMQqW.jpg (67KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1200x675px

>>36129973
I don't feel like that's true though. I remember a side of him that was very fun to be around, he always tried to be pretty nice unless he was obviously bullying you out of fagggotry.

File: appou on head.jpg (59KB, 700x1002px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 700x1002px

Oh shit was this the steam veals thread all along? I didn't even bother to open it...

>tfw finally found someone anime enough to play PUBG with me

>>36129705
Oh crap okay give me a couple of minutes. I need to get all of it set up with OBS and such.

>>36130613
Its pretty late already. I can catch maybe the next hour and 20 minutes. If not, then in 18-19 hours.

File: FaceRig_25_3_2017__1_26_12.jpg (181KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 1920x1080px

>>36130590
same, i only found out because i found it weird it had so many replies

File: miss you.png (1MB, 1099x1600px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1099x1600px

>>36130651
I think 18-19 hours is more reasonable. I've been up all night and I have to go do normie stuff all day tomorrow. I'll still get everything set up within the next day or so. My bad!

>>36129973
I'm not a whore.

>>36130672
>facerig

Gaaaaayyyy

>>36130590
>>36130672
Pro tio: You can tell because the word Steam starts with a capital S.

>>36130673
It's fine, tomorrow it is.

>>36130672
I was wondering why as well.

>>36130715
Yay. Do you want me to use my mic?

>>36130804
Im afraid to say yes because you're asking, but sure, why the hell not? And why did you not Holo post?

>>36130860
It's kind of cute that he asked

>>36130875
No its not, it kind of creeped me out that he thought he should ask.

File: chomp chomp.gif (1007KB, 500x488px) Image search: [Google]

1007KB, 500x488px

>>36130860
I messed up. My mind is kind of preoccupied with the spider that is dwelling in my bathroom that is the size of a hockey puck.

>>36130899
Wtf how did I creep you out? Fine I won't use my mic.

>>36130913
I said yes to using it, so you will.

File: 62042451_p0_master1200.jpg (89KB, 600x661px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 600x661px

>>36130899
How is that not cute? I don't understand

>>36130938
Because Im afraid of what he will say and how he will do it. Tune in to the stream too, anon.

>>36130958
I guess that's a pretty valid fear but I'll never understand it. I was thinking about it

I take long showers because im lonely and have no hobbies. The only thing I look forward to are my long 30 min showers twice a day.

>>36131044
Nothing like a long hot shower after a long and exhausting day.

Which one of you femboys wants to suck my dick?

>>36131168
I'll play video games with you.

>>36131168
Send pics please.

File: 1481020065373.png (1MB, 883x900px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 883x900px

Hey, FaceRig anon, could you wish me a good night?

File: FaceRig_9_4_2017__11_2_50.jpg (173KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 1920x1080px

>>36131288
have a nice sleep anon and dream of nice things

File: 1481004635660.png (576KB, 1045x1000px) Image search: [Google]

576KB, 1045x1000px

>>36131323
Thank you, goodnight
Please come join me soon

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__20_59_26.jpg (130KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1920x1080px

>>36131364
i just might take you up on that offer

File: 1480411950756.jpg (342KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 1280x720px

>>36131403
I'm glad
*snuggles up to you and notices bulge*
Sweet dreams

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__21_6_7.jpg (150KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1920x1080px

>>36131487
sleep tight anon

originali

File: 36.gif (442KB, 350x336px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 350x336px

>tfw having an emotional breakdown because of someone online

>>36131761
Shit, anon. Green text what happened.

>>36131761
I've never felt this in the shower

>>36131761
Please tell us what happened anon. I'm really curious.

>>36131782
>>36132248
dont wanna talk about it :(

>>36130958
>Because Im afraid of what he will say and how he will do it
Why are you scared of these things? :thinking:

File: 1472008507092.jpg (11KB, 219x187px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 219x187px

>>36132333
Why do you reply for me, anon? I don't think it's worth making a greentext of it.

>>36132351
It's probably something really really gay

>>36132360
Because you're a faggot. If you're going to bring it up at all except to explain yourself.

>>36132365
I don't get it. What do you mean? Origigig

File: C7nC-TSU8AIHJf0.jpg (55KB, 750x589px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 750x589px

>>36132380
My guess it is something like this

>>36132398
i-i want to join the stream....

Does anybody just like to do PvE or coop games because I don't want to any competitive games there's too much abuse. Except Rocket League I have fun playing that sometimes. I'll buy any game I don't have already if someone wants to play.

>>36132736
sure, i enjoy chilling in games without need to tryharding havn't played rocket league yet, seems like you'd need skill to play

File: large.jpg (63KB, 500x386px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 500x386px

> play OW for the first time in awhile, instantly get in a game
> guy starts shotcalling, turns out to be a sperg.
> claims 150 IQ, far left, also hates trump, lisp, rambles on, will give political views to anyone who will listen, instalocks genji, wants team comp to revolve around him while he has a 40% winrate, literally wont stop fucking talking, he's literally having an aneurysm when someone contradicts him or disagrees with him in any way


i just wanted to play some video games and ran into the sperg to rule them all

File: 1470639030535.jpg (30KB, 599x337px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 599x337px

Reminder, pretending to be a weeb/being an "ironic weeb" when you hardly watch anime or don't play VNs or Japanese video games is just as bad as Stacey claiming she's a big comic book fan when she doesn't read them and only watches Marvel capeflicks. You're just as bad as normalfags.

No, >I-I'M MORE WEEB THAN YOU is not an argument.

File: 1480943559821.png (112KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 256x256px

>tfw no one to play dark souls with

>>36133596
I can play with you but I've never played a dark souls game would you be okay with playing with a complete beginner?

File: 1465876121175.jpg (58KB, 514x524px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 514x524px

>>36133608
yes absolutely! i would love to play with someone new and coop through the entire game with them

>>36133624
What one should I buy?

>>36133636
whichever one you like anon
i have DaS1, DaS3 and sotfs

>>36133649
What is you're Steam?

File: 1480811576883.png (589KB, 861x899px) Image search: [Google]

589KB, 861x899px

>>36133654
here
http://steamcommunity.com/id/akari04/

>Look up "robot" on steam
>Has more than 5 friends
>Decide not to add

Kill yourselves! BAKKA!

>>36133833
All my friends are people I've traded with who haven't removed me afterwards.

>>36133862
Why do you lie? WHY

>>36133862
remove them, dummbo

I was going to post about showers but something in this thread has gone horribly awry

>>36134453
No it's fine. Some people just got their thread banned, so they shitpost in other threads like this one. You shouldn't feel discouraged to post about your showering habits.

File: FxyEY62.png (42KB, 846x592px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 846x592px

I'm a spineless people pleaser. I keep on gifting my friend (that I've been playing with for over a year) games In the fear that he will get bored with me/remove me.

>>36134676
Maybe you want to feel like a victim when he leaves you.

File: FaceRig_4_4_2017__20_36_37.jpg (319KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1920x1080px

>>36134676
if that's what it takes to keep him as a friend, you should find someone who doesn't require gifts from you
i hope it's not expensive games you're buying

>>36134734
He does like me though he even told me directly before I started buying him gifts, I'm just scared of being rejected and forgotten because he's the only thing in my life that brings me happiness.

Anyone else have FIFA on pc?

File: FaceRig_25_3_2017__22_15_42.jpg (150KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1920x1080px

>>36134932
then it should be enough to chat with him every once in a while (if you're not already doing that). forgetten about someone you like is something i think is quite difficult

>>36120454

I used to do this all the time as a teenager. You'll damage the stuff in the bathroom if you do this too often. The door hinges will rust.

>>36135001
your probably right, I appreciate your thoughts anon.

File: 1491410616878.jpg (17KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 400x300px

I'm too autistic to even shower. It always takes atleast a hour for me because i'm afraid that i'll inhale the water, i always have to stop the water take a towel and dry my face. How do you robots do it? :(

>>36135136
I just swallow the water that comes through my nose or spit it out lol

http://steamcommunity.com/id/tyluh1/

give me friends

>>36135136
Just grow a pair of balls you fuckin pussy, I have drowning-induced PTSD and I STILL shower, so you have no excuse you stinky NEET.

Showering is for plebs


Bathing is the only way