imoutos and purest love

some weird thread i found.
>>34227614
>>34227614
>>34227614

>>34310306
That one's at the bump limit lad.

I've switched to mobile after someone was talking about apps, got Mimi, it's not great but I can lay in my bed and post so that's cool and it'll be easier to post a screenshot of texts if I wanted to
Music bump
https://youtu.be/D_kNNC17nAU

Episode IV: a new bump

>>34311112
Episode V: The Bumps strike back

>>34311450
Episode VI: Return of the Bumps
Where is everyone?

>>34311835
I'm here, just nothing new
Everyone else is probably at work or doing something or someone
Is bdsm here?

Calling for Lucy.
How have you been feeling?

>>34310280
I guess this is related. I'm at a swim meet and my sister is here cheering me on along with other family.
>inb4 fuck your sister
She is 30yrs older than me 200lbs heavier and I'm not attracted to her.On a side note I did make out with my cousin before.

>>34312253
>On a side note I did make out with my cousin before.
Greentext please.

>>34310280
Yeah I dont get this

I dont want to "love" my sister I just want to animal fuck the shit out of her.

>>34312441
Well if all you want is to animal fuck her, might as well rape her.

>>34312441
>>34312694
Greentext the results.

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Fuck, this Gyan is so cool. Shame I ran out of stands since I gave my last one to my sister.

>This Friday isn't any different.. no date
>She's tired and doesn't seem up for a night out
>Left to her room after a bit of TV and dinner
>Asked if I could come with her
>She laid on top of me while we were listening to Lana Del Rey in bed
>She has been obsessed with her for years
>I'm tired of her voice, but I'm was not going to ruin it
>"I'm tired of hearing her voice"
>H: "Get out"
>We just spent some time talking and getting sleepy
>Before we hit the hay, she brought up a suggestion
>Or at least tried to since she kept dancing around it
>She wanted us to take our clothes off
>oh fug
>I will not let my spazzing out deny me this
>I was going to see this through and agreed
>Asked if I could go first
>Feel confidence running through my veins
>I CAN DO THIS
>Started from the top to bottom
>She awkwardly sat there watching me undress
>I think I got as far as a few hairs peeking before she started freaking out
>She stopped me from pulling my briefs any further down
>Apparently she didn't mean stark naked
>I don't know
>Her turn
>She took her sweet time while making sure I wasn't looking
>Reason being that I looked stupid taking my clothes off and she'd rather not let me see her like that
>I looked anyways
>Eyes wandered to her cute boy shorts before she caught me and went to turn off the lights
>I could die happy if that was the last thing I saw in life
>Nothing really crazy happened besides cuddling
>It was just nice to have that much skin contact
>Especially with her legs
>Oh god, her legs

Seriously, this fucking Gyan.

>>34312767
>Bearguy
>Making progress
What fucking year is it?

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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-marriages-and-civil-unions-between-consenting-adults-regardless-blood-relation-or-familial-status

Sign it guys! If we get 150 signatures, it will be publicly searchable on the white house website! It'll probably be on the news too lol

DO IT FOR YOUR BRO/SIS

>>34312767
Holy shit, you fought your autism, good job Bear

>>34313098
It's still there, but I'm going to put it down permanently. No more trying.

>>34312767
>>34313282
You're the man!
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating when?

>>34312767
>>She laid on top of me while we were listening to Lana Del Rey in bed
>>She has been obsessed with her for years
>>I'm tired of her voice, but I'm was not going to ruin it
You're such a pleb, Brendan.

My sister came up with sleeping topless last night. We were watching a movie and both fell asleep. Then when I woke up in the middle of the night she had taken her shirt off. I moved around and accidentally woke her up and she told me to take mine off so I did. Then we went back to sleep. It's was really nice feeling her chest against my back and how she could wrap her arms around my shoulders and hold me. I want her to do have sex with me so bad. I haven't felt this horny about anything in my life

>>34313603
I dunno. Certainly not today since we're going out with our parents to eat
>>34313736
Hey, I never said I hate the music. Just tired from it a bit.

>>34313787
That's really cute.
Has your sister realised that she's making you feel this way? Things have escalated quite a bit recently.
Are you feeling any happier?

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>>34313787
Jesus Christ! Tell her!

>>34313921
I don't know if she knows what she's doing. I'm doing fine though. I'm just keeping to myself and staying out of the way. Apparently next week my dad is letting me stay home instead of going to work with him. I'm worried that he got tired of me taking up space in his office. I also started to take little bits from around the factory when I was walking with him and stuff. He had to put it all back. My mom got upset with me because I haven't talked since last week. I don't feel like talking though. She said she wasn't angry with me and that she was just upset that I took some steps backwards. It's still pretty much my fault that she was upset though.

>>34314610
>I'm 15 now
Oh dear, you might want to stick to lurking lad.

>>34314703
why? Oh fuck am I gonna get some pedophilia ban? If so I call bull.

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>>34314820
You must be 18 or over to use this site. Read the rules. On the other hand, get out of here with your bait and enjoy your (You)

>>34313048

post this on /b/ under the guise of lulz and get like 1000 signatures today.

>>34314619
I'm glad you're feeling better than before.
Just take your time with recovering; being rushed into situations is not going to help.
Was she crying?

Even if your dad does not want you taking up space, it means that he's not too worried about you making contact with her again. Has she tried anything on that front?

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Came home from the festival thing early, it was all artsy shit, bad music and admittedly good food, so we basically walked around once with Em's friends, ate our fill and then bailed.

Yes, we ran into H. She called out to us, ran up and said hi, reintroduced herself to Em and apologized for bothering her at work, they talked about themselves for a minute while I ate a corndog, then H gave me a hug and ran off to rejoin her friends. Could've gone worse, Em didn't give a shit as far as I could tell. She said H seemed "fun".

We're hanging out at a friend's house yet again tonight, I think Em's forcing me to be social. Right now we're just being lazy at home, Em's probably in the process of falling asleep on the couch, she didn't sleep much last night.

And to clarify a thing from the last thread, Em doesn't want to literally get married on her birthday next week. She just meant it's the day she wants to get married on in the future. At least I think that's what she meant.

>>34314610
gtfo underage scum

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>>34313787
Hey Lucy, you should probably have sex with your sister.

>>34314873
M8 I'm relatively new to the site. I got no reason to b8

>>34314880
Will do, thanks anon

irginal origamo

>>34315183
of course you are you're fucking 15
get the fuck out of here benji

Testing tripfag

Desu desu

>>34314999
Noice.
Get Em a ring for her birthday, Onii-Husband

>>34313787
Impregnate your sister

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Gais heeelp! There are too many people in my hooooouse. There is a six-way MtG game happening in my livingroom. I am taking a break from perching on Nii-chan's lap a la Ran-Mao to make screwdrivers and catch up with youse guys. Nii-chan whispered that when we get the kennel they will start playing games on top of that instead of the table. Meep! It feels weird wearing clothes

>>34315530
Are you wearing the collar?

>>34315455
Why the fuck did thinking about giving her a ring give me an erection.

Also I might.

>>34315530
to drive out unwanted visitors from property: simply initiate copulation with blood-related partner right on top of said table where aforementioned game is currently taking place

guaranteed works errytime ;)

>>34315721
Will you just give it to her as a birthday present or will you go all the way and ask her "Will you marry me?"

>>34315776
She'd probably love the latter, but it feels way too soon. I dunno man.

>>34315575
Always. He just introduced me to his group of friends by my first name. He never mentioned I am his sister. They just assume I'm his girlfriend.

>>34315776
I hope its the latter! They are so cute!

>>34315824
Yeah, maybe it is too soon, but you should still do it, though. You said it yourself she'd probably love it and it kinda sounds like you want to do it.

>>34315890
Did nobody point out the collar?

>>34315964
People have noticed it before. He walks me on a leash and I wait on him. People are used to our oddity.

>>34315920
If I did everything I wanted to do, she would be pregnant.

Like, I dunno. I don't mean to vent, but I've kinda had a dilemma lately. I feel like this thing's brand new and we should go slow, she acts like there's no reason to go slow since "we've been together for 18 years already", even though that's kinda ridiculous. So I feel like I should be responsible, but I also wanna give Em what she wants. Except what she wants is probably marriage and a baby.

I dunno, I'm probably overthinking this. Maybe I will propose, it's not like something bad'll happen.

>>34316508
You once mentioned he took you out on your leash after midnight, does he also do this during the day?

>>34316707
>she acts like there's no reason to go slow since "we've been together for 18 years already"
Well she's kinda right, didn't you fuck before going on an 'oficial' date?
Well even if you propose technically nothing will change, you'll still be going on dates and fucking while hiding it from everyone, except that she would be way more happy about it.

>>34316707
Be sure to post a pic of the ring so we can sqeee over it like fags

>>34316707
>>34316875
You better do it you nipplebusting bastard.

>>34316822
You're not wrong, but I feel like she would want to get married for real (or as close as we can get) as soon as possible after proposing, which might make for more problems and potential bad feelings.

I dunno, I'll muse over this some more. At the very least I think I'll remind Em I intend to marry her someday.

>>34316875
>>34316910
If it happens I'll post something, sure.

>>34317094
maybe you could get her some kind of promise ring?

>>34316718
We mostly come out at night... Mostly. But when we do go out during the day he still uses the leash. I've sort of been conditioned to channel embarrassment into arousal lol Plus I love for everyone to know I am his. I'm very shy but I have a weird exhibitionism streak. We live on the west coast so we're hardly the biggest weirdos.

>>34316875
Thiiiis!

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been aware for some time, but new Danichigai chapter yesterday:
>>>/a/152469237

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I guess you could say I asked my sister out on a 'proper' date today. I asked her over breakfast this morning if she wanted to go out to a nice dinner and spend some time walking through a park after. She looked like she was equal parts excited and embarrassed.

We both had a pretty busy day, so she's talking a nap right now. She was pretty insistent about being wide awake for tonight.

I'm hoping it's not awkward tonight, but I'm not terribly worried about it.


>>34317556

I always use to think the the whole weird shit on the west coast thing was a running joke among Americans until I went to San Francisco for work a couple of years ago.

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>>34317556
>We mostly come out... Mostly
Fucking kek'd

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>>34318975
good luck on your date anon. she might brag about it to her friends though, so watch out.

>>34314619
Please stop blaming yourself for everything, it's not your fault.
Your dad's not tired of you being at his work, he trusts you enough to not try going back to your ex-gf.
Your mom is worried about you because you're not talking with her, which you might not want to do right now, but she's not upset with you.

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>>34316875

Posting the story of Ringpop Imouto.

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>>34319209

I think she may have talked about having feelings for me with her one friend (that being the friend she stayed with after I moved out). In what capacity I have no idea.
I think it'll be a while, if ever, before she tells her friends about us and how she feels.

>>34319857
Post the rest, don't leave me hanging like this.

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>tfw go snuggle with imouto to clear head
>end up 69'ing for the first time

8/10 would try again, a wet imouto crotch pressing hard onto your face is a good way to suffocate and/or break your nose.

>tfw we're about to go hang out with her friends with my semen in her stomach

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>>34320435
>with my semen in her stomach
By stomach do you mean the place food goes to or the place babies develop in?

>>34310280
can't say I ever had any lust toward a family member.

Have done some roleplay, but most of the excitement came from the level of intimacy

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>>34320403
>Post the rest, don't leave me hanging like this.

This is all the rest there is, as far as I know.

>>34320473
I don't see how 69'ing would result in semen in the vagina.

Also don't tempt me.

It's not worth it guys.

>fall in love with imouto
>become spaghettilord around her
>she notices
>some months later we get really drunk
>and make love
>it was the most transcendental thing I've ever experienced
>she's a little weirded out in the morning but decides to keep going
>carry on for a few months, trying to figure out how to live like a married couple, maybe move somewhere new
>comes to me in tears one day
>tells me she got pregnant
>tells me she murdered the proof of our love
>call her a murderer
>she slaps me
>gets really cold and distant
>stops spending time with me
>moves away with little warning
>stops talking with me altogether
>tells me "I wouldn't understand"

She killed our child. It's not like I can go anywhere about it, our father would literally shoot us if he knew we had sex, she got pregnant, or she got an abortion, let alone all three.

>>34320558
You should make it a tradition to 69 right before hanging out with Em's friends.

>>34320673
What a shitty imouto.

>>34320673
Should she have talked with you about being pregnant and getting an abortion before going through with it? Yes.
Should you have accused her of being a murderer? No.
If she doesn't think she's ready to have a baby, you can't force her to.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.

>>34320673
Abortion isn't murder

>>34320673
Would you rather go to jail and never see your sister

>>34320853
Come back to me when the only person you could be capable of loving at a deeper level lets a doctor vacuum your child out of her womb.

>>34320853
Yes it is, and I'm not even religious.

I keep trying to get a surrogate sister to fulfill the hole, the void in my heart.
Not really having luck though.

Let's not make this a political thread, there's no reason to start that shit

>>34321046
You're just mad my plumbing is better than yours.

>>34321067
What does that even mean?
Fucking original

>>34321083
newfag ahoy

>>34321067
European plumbing is inherently better than American. But worry not for God Emperor is going to make plumbing great again!

>>34310280

Right now my half sister is with a friend in her room and she's wearing heels which means she's like 7 inches taller than me. Should I ask her for a hug and rest my head on her chest?

>>34321889
Yes Anon, you should.
Don't forget to post results.

>>34321889
Anon, I don't think they make heels that are an entire seven inches.

>>34321889
Go for it man.
Also what are your heights?

>>34321987
I'm 5'8 and she's probably around 6'1 without heels and she's got 3 inch heels on at the moment

>>34322060
Oh you poor thing. Did you hug her yet?

>>34322078
Not yet I'm scared i'll sperg out or something in front of her friend

>>34322101
Just go in and hug her. Once you've got your arms around her, tell her you love her. Then leave.

>>34322060
Is she older or younger than you?

R.I.P. tall sister anon. You will be missed.

>>34322611
He must have sperged out so much he got a heart attack and died.
Indeed he will be missed.

Bump while our heroes are on dates with their sisters

>>34323342
Freeza raid bump

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>>34320673

It's a cautionary tale to which attention must be paid. The first responsibility as an onii-chan is to protect your imouto and never make her cry.

>>34324850
Super Original bumping

>I will never have a sister

Slow day
Anyways, talked to my mom more today, as much as I tried the subject slipped towards my dad
We talked about it for a bit, nothing good really came out of it, she just asked me a bunch of questions
I think she was just trying to wrap her head around it, she wasn't interrogating me or anything
She said things with her and my father were going well, she wouldn't say they're officially "back together" but it certainly seems like this is more headed in that direction
If it does it's gonna be odd to move back into the house, but I guess it's for the best, they seem happy

>>34325941
Are YOU happy though?
orignl

>>34326045
First, I'm happy they're happy
But this wasn't the outcome I wanted, not by a longshot, and I kid of feel I've wasted a lot of time for nothing, but at least I gave it a shot and I've got my answer, I'm not waiting on him anymore and I've at least got a direction to go
Will I ever shake my feelings? I don't know, but "no" is the answer and if I spend any more time on it it'll be in vain
Silver lining? It could've gone worse, it doesn't seem our relationship has taken a blow, my mother is visibly hiding back judgment but isn't treating me different, and I won't die regretting not giving it a shot

Music
https://youtu.be/cSWqxbswQAY

>>34326303
Ask K to take you on a date sometime

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>Sis wanted me to sleep in her room tonight
>She really liked what we did yesterday
>Our parents aren't going anywhere tonight
>I just feel it a bit more risky to try to sleep together when they're home compared to a normal week day when they're working
>She seemed angry when I turned down the offer
>I really wanted to too

The day out with our parents went nice. My dad kept giving me dating advice while we were eating and my sis kept trying to play down her dumb smug look. Enjoy this silly thing she did when she was young.

>>34326303
Sorry to hear that, Laura. It's good to at least get that load off your back. Wishing for the best for you, and I'm glad you're around.

>>34326446
I'm not sure what that's supposed to be.
Also, go sleep with your sister. Just have an excuse ready if your parents find you.

>>34326446
Thanks, and if it helps, I think you're doing a good job with your sister
You're not Brendan, you're doing fine
>>34326381
He's nice, no harm in trying, I could make him watch Sicario or something
Maybe this time in person like normal people
Just gotta do a little rehearsal beforehand so I don't sperg out and leave a trail of spaghetti long enough for Mugabe to feed his people with

>>34326594
>Just gotta do a little rehearsal beforehand so I don't sperg out and leave a trail of spaghetti long enough for Mugabe to feed his people with
Are you really that bad at socialising?

>>34326647
I'm usually not trying to be anybody's friend, so I don't care, but when I want someone to like me or be my friend I don't know it just gets harder for some reason
But yea, I do rehears conversations if I know I'll need to
I'm exaggerating a little of course, Zimbabwe is beyond saving

>>34326580
A giant koala apparently, and I really can't think of a good excuse if that would happen.
>>34326594
Well, that does brighten my day. You're not alone on that little rehearse. I catch myself answering questions that I haven't been asked in my head, in full detail, in case I ever get in a conversation. More often than not, it does help a lot and makes talking with others go over smoothly.

>>34326976
Does she have a tv in her room? If so, you can claim you were watching a movie with her. Or you could actually watch a movie with her.

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>>34310607
really nigga?

are you being serious right now?

>>34326446
>I turned down the offer
God dammit, Brendan!
Go back in there and give your imouto lots of cuddling on her bed..

>>34326976
Glad to know I'm not autistic when I mumble to myself
And as dumb as it seems, it really does help avoid stumbling over sentences

Also, I just want to clarify because I didn't do a good job on my last attempt
I can hold a conversation well and I'm decent at meeting new people though I hate it, but putting myself out there like I did with my dad like 2 weeks back or so Already? or like it would take to ask someone out scares the shit out of me for some reason

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>>34327108
>>34327173
Guess I can give that a go, if she'll let me in that is. See you when I see you. and that's hopefully tomorrow morning

>>34327246
Watch out for morning wood.

>when you try to kiss your brother and all he does is tell you that he's married and leave

I've been crying for almost an hour. I'm so stupid. I even took my shirt off hoping it would entice him some. I read so many of these stories that I seriously thought I could make something happen.

>>34327366
Are you the Anon, that posted on the other thread about her brother being great and always taking care of you, but you didn't want to do anything because he's married?

>>34327246
Godspeed Bear Guy
>>34327366
Don't get down on yourself about it, and don't let it get in the way of the relationship you already have with your brother
If it helps to talk, how old are you guys? I think I remember you posting earlier at some point but I might be wrong

>>34327517
Yeah. Sorry to come here with my sad shit.

>>34327518
I'm 19 and he's 23.

>>34327648
No need to apologize, so he just left after you kissed him? How did he react to it? Mind post some more details.

>>34327648
I think you should try and talk to him, apologize for springing it on him but be honest about your feelings
And don't worry about posting failure here, I do it on a daily basis

>>34327702
We were doing our usual thing. We were watching some tv and he was holding me like usual I get really cold a lot and he got up to use the bathroom. I decided to make a move earlier today so before he came back I took my shirt off and got ready. He came in and tried to leave and acted like it was an accident but I stopped him. I grabbed his arms and kissed him and he just said that he's married and left. I don't even know if he's still in the house. I've just been in my room.

>>34327771
It's just hard, you know? I'm so bad with emotions and understanding people and even understanding myself.

>>34327809
That sucks,you should speak to him or at least send him a text, follow Laura's advice and tell him how you feel.

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The date went well tonight. I don't want to say I enjoyed my self more than I usually do when we do go out together, but there was definitely a different feel about tonight.

She seemed really chatty and giddy all night long. Figure the nap had its part to play in that.
During our walk she grabbing my hand and didn't let go until we got back to the car.
Feels a bit boyish to admit, but I kinda like that.

Now we're back home. She ran out to the convenient store just down the road to go get some chocolate for the both of us (by that I mean its hers, she just uses me as a justification). Probably gonna force me to cuddle up with her when she gets back and complain about how cold she is.

>>34327809
I don't think he's mad at you or anything, he's probably just as worried about this as you are
Put yourself in his shoes for a second, it must've just shook him and he panicked, he doesn't hate you or anything so don't get worked up about that
When you talk to him, start off calm and don't try anything, just do your best to calmly tell him how you feel, I made the same mistake of springing it on my father and it was awkward for a bit, but it's not the end or anything so don't worry

>>34327951
And it's your job to give her the most loving cuddles an Onii-san can give, accept any complains and also give her all the kisses she wants.

>>34328090
Who would want to take advice from the girl that couldn't even fuck her father?

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Sorry I disappeared last night. I had.. stuff

Anyway, why I have my wife's kids:

>2001
Wife laid up in hospital. Her daughter almost killed her during birth. She was in ICU for almost 6 months. During that time, her husband (a starving artist who is Way too proud of his work), went to court, divorced her, and took her kids. She was unaware and unable to contest as she was still fucked beyond belief

>Late 2006
Meet wife. She's moved far away from said husband. She has no visitation, will not let kids near her. Threatened to kill her if she attempted contact. She meets a fat, uninspired slob who knows how to cook a steak. I explained I did not want kids (after the experience with the single mom). She assured me, she has kids, but will never see them again. We move in. All is good.

Cont

>>34328126
Fine you made me laugh. Have a (You).

>>34328182
who even are you kiddo

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>>34328108

I feel like she's done a lot of the leg work when it comes to physical displays of affection, I was thinking about giving her a surprise kiss when she lets her guard down. I kinda just want to see her reaction.

>>34328126
This may come as a shock to some people, but not everyone is open to the idea so if her brother isn't open to it, she can't force him to and if she tries too hard it could mess with the relationship they have and that's not worth losing
Anon, your brother loved you, maybe not in the same way and that's hard to face, but for now, just lay it out on the table and see what he says
But if the shot's not there don't force it
>>34328128
I'm interested

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Cont

>2010
Get a call from ex-husband. He's lost his apt, out of money. Living with brother temporarily, but being kicked out. Wife and I make a mad dash out, 72 hour round trip. Get kids secured back home. Ex calls, says keep them, he can't support them and do his job. Find out from kids just how fucked thier living conditions were. Won't go into details, but both are still in therapy (daughter especially). We fight 3 weeks in. I want out. Almost do leave.

Boy comes to see me a night before I'm leaving. Tells me that he wished I would stay. I obviously loved his mom. He was really hoping I could be a dad for him. He thought I was cool. But he also understood, they weren't my kids, and he also knew I didn't want kids.

What could I do? Part of me felt anger at the situation. Part of me felt guilty. But given my upbringing (loooooong story, lots of abuse), I couldn't bring myself to leave.

It wasn't an easy adjustment. It was also hard to fit all 4 of us in a 1 bedroom. Wife's family helped with financial stuff, beds, clothes, etc to get us set up.

>2012

Wife's grandfather on death bed. Been more of a dad to me than my own. He thanks me. Pats my hand. Says he can never express how grateful he was that I took in him grandkids as my own

I did the right thing, I think

>>34328327
Do it! She'll definitely like it and maybe even spill some spaghetti.

>>34328358
You definitely did the right thing, and taking in 2 kids that aren't your own and doing right by them is going above and beyond
You're a good guy Anal Guy

>>34328342
Laura, I was trying to make a funny.

"And I don't know if I'd be up for it, I'd like to give advice without people thinking "oh she couldn't even fuck her father" or "I don't think I should take advice from someone who wants to fuck their father"" - Laura, ~10 days ago

>>34328481
Okay, can't argue with you quoting me
Sorry, I just don't want anything to go wrong for her
Sorry again, I wasn't taking it personally I just don't want someone to keep pressing her to try and force things with her brother and mess it up
I gotta work on this whole "jokes/sarcasm over text" thing

>>34328358
Yeah, you did the right thing, the only people who would say otherwise is /pol/.
Well done, Anal guy, well done.

>>34328568
It's not your fault buddy text doesn't show tone of voice good luck with your new boyfriend

He cane back to help me get ready for bed. It's a bit of a process and he likes to do it when he's here. We didn't say anything. He said goodnight and kissed me on the forehead. I feel like I made a huge mistake.

>>34328654
At least he's not mad and still loves you, he's just confused and doesn't know what to say.

>>34328654
He came back and tried to be normal, it looks like he's not into the idea of a romantic relationship with you two, but he isn't mad and doesn't hate you or anything
Tomorrow, just be honest with him and let him know that if he doesn't want that kind of relationship it won't hurt the one you already (if you are okay with that of course)
Even if it doesn't work out it'll feel good to get that off your chest
>>34328615
>Boyfriend
Please don't jynx it, I really need this to go well
My idea so far is to pitch watching a shitty movie (split/bye bye man/XXX) at the cheaper theater in the neighborhood as a joke, and try and slide in "movies are a good first date spot" or something like that and see how he reacts
Looking at it now, written in plain English, I realize it looked a lot better in my head

>>34328836
If things don't work out with him, you've always got me

>>34328836
What would you do if after you and your boyfriend get married and have kids if your son wanted to fuck you?

>>34328836

I wouldn't worry too much about jinxing anything. Just handle things the best you can. If they work out they work out, if they don't they don't.
That's usually how I live life anyways.

>>34328928
Honestly, I spent a good amount of time thinking about this
First, let's just assume my husband and I were divorced
Second, my son is of age
As ironic as it seems, I couldn't picture it, it just seems weird to think about
In all fairness, though I know this changes nothing and I'm basically looking for an excuse at this point, a younger girl with an older guy is much more common, but I'll admit I don't think that would play a role of my son wanted to fuck me
Yea, it's ironic and all blah blah I noticed

>>34329357
I was joking about the jinxing, I do try and live with that mentality, I just need this to work in some degree right now

>>34329400
But I don't want a divorce, I love you.

All I'm gonna say is a night of Emma sitting on my lap in front of her friends lead to an interesting mostly-clothed doorway quickie.

I'm supposed to be turning this off and joining Em in bed, talk to you tomorrow guys. Glad you're getting somewhere Bearguy.

This thread is seriously exacerbating my suicidal thoughts.

>>34330075
How so?

orioriori

>>34330199
Massive Siscon who will never have a sister.

Night time loser bumpage. Wish I could sleep

>>34330993
Wait a shekel you said she has 2 boys, but in your story you only mention 1. Am confuse, please help.

>>34331111
Two boys. One is from a previous marriage, lives (lived, he's married and out) with his dad too. 6 years diff between them. I've actually never met him

Last bump for me. Sleep good ya bastards

>>34310280
>tfw soon i'll have a non-blood related sister

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>>34328128
>Her daughter
>>34328128
>her husband
>>34328128
>her kids
>>34328128
>she has kids
>>34328358
>I could be a dad for him
>>34328358
>they weren't my kids

>>34332977
Are you one of those australians?

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An evening bump for this comfy thread.

For that anon who asked in the previous thread if me and my cousin fugged: Yes, but only once

>>34333041
why did you delet?

>>34333064
Sorry about that. I just corrected something in my post. Also, I'm not Australian. Just some SEA-anon lurking and randomly posting stuff on these threads.

>>34333041
im going to bed.
BUT!

ot would ne awesome to read about that when i wake up.

please tell us how it came about.

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>>34333123
also do you still cuddle?
do you want her as a lover?
would she be apposed to another fugging?

>>34333123
Your super embarrassing mistake will be forever remembered in the archives

>Evening bump!

>?To that anon who asked me in the previous thread if me and my cousin were fugged

who hurt you waiting?! tell us!>>34333123

last bump before bed.

keep it going amerifats.

I'm about to eat some chicken noodle soup that expired a year ago. Wish me luck.

I'm not dead yet, so I guess that's good.

Tall sister anon, are you still here?

>>34334109
>>34334834
Why? To what end?
In a weird way, I feel like expired chips are sometimes better

Anyways, it's championship day, so other than trying to find a way to ask K out that's all I'm doing today
I'm going to have a heart attack

>>34335431
I wanted some soup.

Relax, you'll be fine. Text him, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?"

>>34335528
This just raised more questions
>Why is the expired soup the first thing you reach for?
>Do you only have expired soup?
>Why the fuck is that soup even in your house if it's so old?
>If you die, will the soup have been worth it?

I've already got some of the day planned, we're going to watch the NFC game out and I'll ask him there, I'm going home for the AFC game, and the Steelers look decent so I might end up with 2 heart attacks today

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>>34333158 >>34333135
I'll try to make this short, since I already posted this in one of the previous threads:

>almost a month ago
>be celebrating NYE at my grandma's place with the family
>just arrived past midnight
>find that there's barely anyone in the house, save for some of my cousins plus grandma
>realize that I don't have enough space in our room to sleep in
>decide to go for the other room used by my grandma and lay out a futon for myself on the floor
>discover that E(my cousin) was sleeping on the bed with her younger sibling
>not wanting to interrupt their slumber, I quietly lay out the futon on the floor and try to get some sleep
>fucking grandma suddenly gets up and sees me on the floor
>asks me a couple of questions before proceeding to the bathroom to do her business
>E is awakened by her and sits up
>we make eye contact for a moment
>somethingisgonnahappen.jpg
>she then disappears beneathe the edge of the bed
>grandma returns and shuts off the lights
>decided to fuck around with my tablet, since I wasn't so interested in sleeping anymore
>occasionally hear some dragging sounds above me
>I check it out
>The dim light from the screen is instantly reflected back at me by two eyes in the dark
>holy-
>oh it's just E, staring at back at me
>she slowly moved towards me, and slided down to my right side of the futon
>having no words to describe on what just happened, I resumed to dicking around with the tablet
>after an hour of mindless surfing, sleep finally hits me
>I put away the tablet and finally shut my eyes
>decide to cuddle E since she was beside me and all. We've been doing this for quite a while, she doesn't express any opposition to it
>barely an hour has passed when she starts grinding on me
>I go with it as well, since cuddling her always gets me insanely aroused
>tl;dr we went from grinding to intense make out session
>fuckit.jpg
>move her to cowgirl position while still making out
Cont.

>>34335725
>Easiest food in the cupboard to make
>Yes, there's one can left
>Check your cabinets, you've probably got expired food too
>Yes, soup's fucking delicious

>>34335803
A year old? If I a bag of expired food, I'd probably find a bag of it that wasn't expired too
I can't stop you, so good luck

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>>34335751
Continuation (for anyone who's still interested):

>pull out of each other's lips to rest for a moment
>E suddenly leans in close to my ear and whispers: "Want to put it in?"
>I profusely nod
>we fumble for our clothes in the dark, stripping off our underwear after several minutes
>I try inserting inside her
>needless to say, it was unsuccessful
>she offers sucking it in order to lubricrate it
>"P-please do.."
>she proceeds to do so Honestly, I prefer making out and humping each other rather than penetrative intercourse
>after a few minutes of sucking on me, she then resumes to straddling me
>it goes in, unsurprisingly
>for a moment, I was in a state of euphoria, unable to grasp nor comprehend the simple fact that we're both actively engaged in sex
>I immediately snap out of my reverie
>she's trying her best to endure the pain she's feeling
>E: "It hurts it hurts it hurtss.."
>fucking fuck, what have I done
>having no idea what to do, I stop moving and just embrace her
>we stayed like that for a couple of minutes
>after she's calmed down, she asks me to continue, to which I hesitantly comply
>badcall.jpg
>she's trying her best not to cry as I slowly move
>realize that I'll just hurt her more, I pull out
>still continue hugging her to comfort her
>tl;dr we stealthily cleaned ourselves after that mess of a first time

Not the ideal scene that I imagined. Although E didn't say it, I'm sure she doesn't want to do it again anytime soon.

>>34336136
Either you're huge or she's tiny, which is it if not both

My imouto died, overdose.

Can I fuck one of your imoutos?

>>34336704
That's a sad story, if you don't mind my asking what was she in
Sorry, I don't have an imouto for you

>>34336735
Coroner said there were 17 different medications in her system. We dunno if it was intentional or if she just blacked out and started swallowing bottles because she didn't know the difference.

>>34336782
That's harsh, how long ago was this? How old were you guys?

>>34336818
Couple years ago. Early summer/late spring (May).
She was 29, I was 27.

>>34336265
Maybe she's smol, anon

>>34336866
>She was 29, I was 27.
>imouto

My brother came back this morning after I kissed him last night to help me get going for the day. He usually doesn't come in the mornings. I was pretty happy to see him obviously but it was still kind of awkward. I'm going to take a bath and then sit with him while he eats lunch.

>>34337103
Pardon, I don't speak gook, forgot the distinction.
I just want my sister to be not dead .

>>34329400
>ironic
don't you mean hypocritical?

>>34337300
Both I guess, it's ironic cause you'd think I'd like the idea or at least be open to it
Hypocritical because I'm still mad me and my father couldn't work out

>>34337219
That's good news if anything, again you probably just spooked him, he probably needs some time to think about it

>>34336866
Brief guide to weeaboo:

Onee = older sister
Imouto = younger sister
Onii = older brother
Otouto = younger brother

-chan = diminutive suffix, can also used affectionately by close friends and relatives
-san = more formal respectful suffix
-sama = very formal and respectful suffix, addressing someone in an elevated position.

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>>34336888
Well, she's small but I wasn't that large to begin with. It's probably the fact that we weren't thinking straight that it terribly caught the both of us off guard, and in the middle of it to boot.

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Since I'm bored and Em's being lazy, here's some more details on last night:

>Go to dumbass Em friend hangout for what feels like the 10th time this month
>They put some dumb movie on
>Couch is crowded, Em is smushed against the armrest and half sitting on my leg
>She's in a skirt and tights, because it's relevant
>Why ass on my leg the whole movie
>They put on a second movie
>By the time it's over, Em is fully on my lap and asleep
>A couple people made fun of us, but the rest seemed to not care
>Wake up Em, we left pretty much immediately
>Get home, I hug her from behind once we're inside
>P: Why'd you have to sit on me in front of your friends?
>E: It's fiiiine, they don't care!
>P: What if I got super hard or something?
>E: They'd forgive you, they know I'm hot :P
>She shoves her butt against me, we standing-spooning I guess
>Eventually that turns into hands-on-tits slow dry-humping
>Fuck it, we doing it, dick comes out, I pull her tights down just past her butt
>Pull out a condom
>E: Whyyy did you bring that with you?
>P: Just in case
>E: You're not fucking any of my friends :P
>P: What the fuck, it's for you
>E: Why would Mr. Paranoid fuck his sister in front of her friends? :P
>P: You're dumb
>Insert dick into sister
>Pound sister until my dick visits Nut Town
>E: Keep going...
>Awkwardly attempt to keep pounding with no stamina and a filled condom, I guess she got what she wanted because she quivered a little and then separated from me
>She kissed me, tried to walk away, nearly fell on her face due to tights around her legs

We actually boned one more time after going to bed, but I gotta make breakfast now.

>>34337219
Nice, maybe he came for round 2.

>>34337731
>A couple people made fun of us
Kek, what did they say?

>>34337984
One guy was all "D'aww, look at baby Emma", and then a chick said we looked cute together.

>>34338146
Did you look cute together?

>>34338387
I mean Em was pretty cute, I can't speak for myself.

I tried to greentext the bedtime boning from last night, but it's hard to put slow, exhausted, mostly wordless sex into words in a way that makes for an interesting read, so there you go.

Instead I will say that I ended up using her stomach as a pillow and couldn't stop thinking about impregnating her as I fell alseep, dammit.

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>>34337731
>>34338146

I'm guessing her friends don't know about you two, and if they don't are you worried about them finding out?
Had to carry my sister to her bed last night since she fell asleep on the couch again. I woke her up while moving her, and I decided to give her a kiss. Don't think I've ever seen her duck under the covers as fast as when I put her in bed after that.

Anyways, I wake up this morning to a soft warm feeling pressed up against my side. Turns out my sister woke up at some point last night and crawled into my bed.
Damn near gave me a heart attack for two reasons. First off, I sleep naked about half the time, luckily last night was one of the nights I was too lazy to strip everything off before going to bed. Secondly I've always woken up to the hardest morning wood since I was about 12 or 13.

>>34338766
Get a better job and your own house/apartment before becoming Daddy Pat

>>34338773
Yeah, none of them know, but I can't honestly say none of them are suspicious.

If they find out and don't do anything about it, I don't really care. I just don't want anyone calling the cops on us.

>>34338842
Don't have to tell me twice.

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>>34338901

Would you consider telling them or just keeping it hidden from them if your relationship deepens?

I've been thinking, should it come to it, whether or not we should tell our friends about us if our relationship continues to grow. I'm almost 100% sure my sister has already talked about it with her best friend already.

>>34338773
Did she say anything about the kiss or did she just hide?

>>34339240
>I kissed my brother a few times
>Oh that's pretty cool, he's cute

>>34339240
I think Em has one or two friends she would trust with that knowledge. I don't think telling everybody would be a good idea.

Apparently we're going out to a late lunch with one of those two friends, funnily enough. Later.

>>34339266

Just hid. Her usually spunky and cheeky demeanor wasn't there. I think the fact that she was groggy and the fact that it was so unexpected threw her off balance.

>>34339421

When I say she talked to her best friend about it, I mean she has likely fully expressed her feelings about me to her.
You have to understand how close her friend is to us on a personal level. She's been there for my sister almost as much as I have, and she's been a huge help to my sister during some pretty shitty times. There's not a whole lot they don't tell each other.

>>34339645
Any chance she felt your morning wood?

>>34337639
Was she wet? If not, try again with some lube.

>>34336136
I remember that story. Wow, you've been here a while

>>34337408
Don't forget kun and Sensei

>>34339804

I woke up on my back so probably not. So unless I poked her while I was sleeping,or she woke up at some point and saw me pitching a tent, I doubt she noticed.

>>34340400
Wait a second, so you didn't wake up with her as close to you as possible with your arms around her body.
You fucked up.

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>>34338773
When did you get another bed? I remember you saying you have one bed and a couch.

>>34341026
No that was hungry sister dude

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>>34341065
I must've mixed them then. I wonder how he's doing

>>34341160
His last update things were going well, even said his sister was putting on some weight and seemed happier

>>34341026

Wrong anon, friend.

We live in a small two bedroom apartment. I'm considering buying a small house soon if I find something that's cheap and decent enough.

>>34341726
One bedroom, one bathroom?

>>34341772

I'd have to talk about it with my sister first, since she'd be moving with me. Figure out what's most comfortable for us both.
Also have to consider the travel times for her to get to campus, and me to get to work.

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>>34341896
Are you going to carry her over the threshold?

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>>34342151
>Are you going to carry her over the threshold?

He's going to Princess Carry her everywhere!

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>>34340132
Yeah. Been lurking this threads for awhile, posting every now and then whenever it gets slow or if there's no updates from the regulars.

As for that story, I tend not to think it about too much. I still recall her cries of pain during that night It's probably good for the both of us to have some time off and recover from that mess.

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>>34342151

Over the threshold, to the bed.

POMF =3

>>34320538

That was 3 years ago - I'm curious as to what happened next

>>34343645
3 years, huh. Well by this point they should at least have 3 children.

Origami imouto bump

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Bored bump.

Lunch was nothing, we came back home and I've been doing very little since.

Em asked what her ass and pussy taste like, told her they're delicious. She said my dick tastes like a sweaty hot dog.

/blog

>>34345238
>like a sweaty hot dog.
Does she like the sweat?

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Nothing bad happened, so I guess I'm a bit more confident sleeping with her on weekends when our parents are home. We just watched a bit of the television re-cut of the Gundam Unicorn OVA, which is making me want to drop money on the PG kit real bad, until we dozed off. Woken up by my alarm I set to get up earlier and leave her room without the suspicion of our parents, but she kept trying to pull me back in bed. Nothing else really, sorry.

Day is going by well as we're rewatching Arrested Development with her friend. And thanks, Pat. Hope everyone makes it out well in these threads.

>>34345527
Nice, so you did end up sleeping with her.
Well done.

>but she kept trying to pull me back in bed.
C-cute. Shoud have stayed.

>>34345527
Out of curiosity (excuse me if this is too normie) but do you assemble the big Lego models too?

>>34345521
I guess so, she's never stopped sucking because it tastes bad or anything.

Also her ass tastes like clean skin and her pussy tastes like a wet piece of unbreaded chicken, but that didn't seem like a flattering thing to tell her.

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>>34345967
I should have have stayed a bit longer. Next time.
>>34346003
Yeah, I do. I'm the one who got her into it.

>>34346078
Kek, that's true.

>>34346220

That's no Zaku boy NO ZAKU

>>34346220
Is next time today?

>>34346390
If she wants to. I was hoping on having a bit of a fap tonight, but I'd put that aside if she asked me to sleep over.

>>34310280
i wish i had a sister to rape

>>34346810
Then just fap before bedtime, but remember your're only allowed to fantasize about your imouto while you do so.

BUMP
This is an original comment, fuck you this is an original comment.

>>34346810
>>34347030
You should probably tell her about your masturbatory intentions and see how she responds.

>>34347977
Lucy should tell her sister, too

>>34347977
Seconding this.

Also Pat, didn't you have an image of a little sister saying something along the lines of "Why are watching/masturbating to porn when you could be using your little sister" becuase I think it's time to post it.

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>>34348140
I didn't have it anymore, but Google was helpful.

It's funny because my depraved mind was thinking about asking Em if she'd let me watch her masturbate. But I think I'll make another anal attempt instead.

>>34347030
I've actually been finding it hard to get off on my normal material recently. She keeps popping up in my head.
>>34347977
That's kind of a big jump. Could always play it off as a joke of if it gets weird.

>>34348348
Yes! Do it!

>>34348242
Thanks, Pat-senpai.

>my depraved mind was thinking about asking Em if she'd let me watch her masturbate.
Yes! Do it!

Saving from page 10 bump!

>>34348391
She says she'll show me how she masturbates in the shower, which will happen in a second.

This is not a bump.

>>34349316
Remember to masturbate too.

I get off to incest in general (be it warm fuzzy romance or intense fucking) but not in my own case. I support anons expanding their relationships with sisters tho, good luck!

Late night bump from me.

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My sister's birthday is in 5 days, any suggestions on what I could get that's under $30?

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Is this a mistake?

>>34349866
Geez Pat you're so cheap
el funny

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>>34349942
>He thinks I'm the guy that fucks his sister daily
I fucking wish m8.

What about earrings? Or just some clothes? Makeup? What would a 23 year-old girl want?

>>34350146
Ask her what she wants
Also do you want to lewd her and what are your ages?

>>34312767
>those games
>interest in gundam
>and fugging his sister
Are you me except with progress

>>34350365
Maybe you should try harder. Tell her you love her right now

>>34350231
I tried that, but she just said "You don't have to get me anything".

I would love to lewd her but she's married. He's a giant dickwad though, so I don't mind trying to steal her away from him.
She's 23 (24 on the 28th) and I'm 25.

>>34350434
She has a boyfriend she very much cares about, not gonna happen. I could've made a move a long time ago and didn't, but it's probably for the best. Not everyone can have a relationship like that and still keep it healthy. I just want her to be happy.

Also, I tell her that daily anyways.

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>page 8
"Nah nigga"

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>>34350365
>fugging
Kind of giving me too much credit there, unless I read that wrong. You like Gouf Custom? I like Gouf Custom.

Also, sleeping together got a green light.

Okay, long day that could've gone a little smoother, plus I've had a migraine all day and been sneezing like crazy
First
Went out with K and got wings
>Watched the Packers get destroyed
>Since the game was practically over in the 3rd quarter, it didn't require much attention to watch it
>Tried my plan with me movie
>"You ever watch a movie just because it's bad?"
>Goes on about watching more than 1 paranormal activity
>Pitch the 3 movies
>"Okay, there's a limit to the amount of dumb I can't take, and I saw him riding a motorcycle on water in a trailer, I'd blow my fucking brains out"
>Still try and salvage the plan
>"I thought it would be a good place for a first date"
>I barely choked out the end of the sentence and just started drinking my soda looking at him from the corner of my eye
>He looked more confused than anything
>"Did you want to go on a date?" He said it basically syllable by syllable
Important note, from now on, everything I said was like Dory speaking whale
>"Do you want to go on a date?" While really really nervously chuckling
>"Maybe we could just call this a date?"
>"I like that idea"
>It took me a while to get back to normal, and when I did he started making fun of me (that's where I got the "Dory speaking whale" description)
and when we left, I actually hugged him this time instead of a fucking high five
>Afterwards, I went to back home and watched the Pats game
>Again, game was pretty much over with 7 minutes on the clock
>My dad had doubts, and at one point the crowd started chanting "Brady Brady Brady" and I started hitting him and yelling it too
>I ended up on top of him and kept hitting
>Realized the position I was on top of him and felt the shit eating grin on my face, but I couldn't stop it
>Stop hitting him and just stare at him
>He caught on immediately and slipped out from under me
>I apologized a bunch and he pulled me close and pet my hair
I feel like an asshole, our team just won a spot in the Superbowl and I ruined the moment

>>34351457
There's obviously an interest there in both of you if you're stripping in front of each other and sleeping together.
Gouf Custom was my second model, first was a Jesta.

>>34351915
I think it's not really clear, did he like the idea of calling it a date or was he just complying to not make the moment more awkward?

Also find it funny how you ended up having a "moment" with your dad rather than K.

>>34352127
Well fuck I wasn't worrying about that until now, would he really do that? He's the one who offered to call it a date so I don't know, but now in worried
And the "moment" with my dad was anything but good, I'm already feeling like shit and stressing over that doesn't help

My sister is an absolute roastie cunt to the max, i wouldn't touch that with a barge pole
>>34351457
Gouf custom is top level MS

>>34351915
what do you get besides shitposting shit that never happened?

>>34352253
Well like I said it's not really clear,

>"Do you want to go on a date?" While really really nervously chuckling
Who was chuckling, you or him?
If it was him maybe he did say it to avoid an awkward moment, but if he wasn't then maybe he was ok with it,

>It took me a while to get back to normal, and when I did he started making fun of me.
Examples?

Also sorry for making you stress over it.

>>34352423
It's no big deal really
I was the one chuckling and he was saying shit like "you sounded like you were gonna pass out" and mimicking me, and the Dory shit

>>34352512
How did he react to the hug?

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>>34352299
You might be the one to save her, anon.
A little effort can go a long away.
Maybe even all the way into her pussy.

>>34352565
He hugged me back, and last time he was the one who went for the hug

>>34352647
Well I guess it could have gone worse. How about sending him a text saying you had fun or something and maybe hang out again sometime?
Also did your dad know you were going out with K?

>>34352832
I'll wait till the morning to tell him, for now I'm just gonna try and sleep this cold off
I told my dad I was going out with a friend, he said it was nice to hear, given the spiel I went on about not liking my friends when all this started. Didn't tell him it was a guy, he'd probably like to hear it

>>34353073
Good night, looking foward to the day when you tell your dad you have been going out with a guy.

>>34353115
>Page7
Not on my watch.
BUMP
U
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This'll be my first multi-post greentext wall in a while. tl;dr Em masturbates like a 10 year old and anal is success.

>Preparing for shower with Em
>E: Ummm, why do you wanna watch me masturbate?
>P: Uh, I was just curious, you don't have to
>E: It's fine, if you were curious you should've asked years ago :P
>P: I think you would've slapped me
>E: No I wouldn'ttttt, it's not anything weird, ahahah
>P: You're weird
>Shower like normal, we're a little touchy, but nothing crazy
>E: Umm, I guess I'll do it now?
>P: Uh, sure
>She sits on the shower floor, against the wall away from the water, with her legs spread. I try to act normal while ignoring the urge to breed
>She shoves both hands on her crotch
>It looks like she's massaging it with her palms?
>P: ...So, this is what you always do?
>E: Ummmmmm, sometimes I do other stuff, but I do this when I wanna cum, ahahah...
>P: You're way too honest. Also that's kinda weird
>E: Shut uppp... unnh
>She just sits there doing that, I think she was rubbing her clit with her thumb knuckles, or whatever those bones are called
>Weird, but kinda sexy
>I jack off as well, we're both staring at eachother's crotches
> Patrick "Hard & Fast" McNipplebuster ends up drenching his imouto in semen long before she finishes, oops
>By that point she's gyrating her hips into her hands, either ignoring or enjoying the semen shower
>Probably could've jacked off again to that sight
>Eventually she grips her crotch hard and her usual squeaks and convulsions kick in
>Help her up after a minute, we cuddle a little
>E: Sorry I do it weirdly, it's been a habit since I was little
>P: You're fine, Em. Wait, when did you start doing this?
>E: It doesn't matter, you pedo :P
1/2

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>>34354482
>We dry off and stuff, I say fuck it and take my post-jizz piss while Em's brushing her teeth, she just laughs at me
>We get in bed and cuddle for a while
>Was already determined to attempt buttstuff again, so I rub her ass a ton
>P: Hey Em, can we keep going?
>E: Mmm, I wanna go to sleep...
>P: Please?
>E: Ahah, do whatever, it's fine
>P: Could you roll over?
>E: Oh noooo. Fine, whatever, ahahah
>I've described oil-rubbing her ass enough times, fingering it only gets easier each time, and she seems to like it more
>Moment of truth, I ask her to get into a doggy style position
>Attempt to insert dick into butthole, it's still tight as fuck but it slides in without much trouble
>Not quite balls deep, but deep enough, kinda surprised how nice it felt inside
>P: You okay, Em?
>E: Uhuh... it's weird though, can you finish pretty soon...
>P: Alright, let me know if I need to stop
>E: Don't stop... fuck your sister's asssss...
>She doesn't do much dirty talk, that got me going
>Start going at it, she whimpers a little, I stop but she says to keep going
>I wish I had a slightly more epic greentext description for the anal victory, but there isn't much else to say besides "I fucked her ass until I came"
>Nutting inside her that deeply felt way better than it should've, fuck man
>Pull out, the slight gape with some jizz about to drip out almost made me nut again
>She's just laying there breathing heavily
>P: Sorry Em, are you okay?
>E: I'm fiiine, ahhh... That was weird
>P: Sorry, did it not feel good at all?
>E: Nonono, it was nice, just different
>P: Well, I liked it
>E: You would, ahahah
>Insert clean-up followed by cuddle time here

So that's that, I hope someone's happy. I need to go back to sleep now.

>>34354502
You glorious bastard. I also proud of you! Rest well soldier

Hope you guys are all happy and doing well fucking your sisters. As you guys might remember my sister was supposed to leave for school. She left last weekend and it was bittersweet.

People with loving sisters should just die!

>>34354738
Dude, we thought you an heroed. Catch us up!

I'm the girl who thought it would be a good idea to kiss her brother.

He told my parents about it and they both tried to make me feel better and shit. All I did was cause another problem about me that my parents are worried about. This was a bad idea. I still want him to love me and be with him but now there's more stress in this house.

die


oreganaoao

>>34355040

you should tell him that telling your parents was not a very nice thing to do (as funny as it sounds).

tell him you can make your own choices and treating your feelings like a condition really hurt you.
tell him your feelings for him be they accepted or not are between you and him only.

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>>34354502
A commendable victory, Pat. May the gods bless you for those glorious moments.

>>34337228
Sorry for your loss anon
Hope you have at least a few good memories of/with her

Bumping for another day of success and failure

>>34354738
I remember you, X. Could you greentext and also maybe provide some background for the folks here that might to remember so well or are new?

Ples bumpu desu onii-chan

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Imouto data analysis!

Eating my last can of soup.

>>34353073
Let him know that you're not good with expressing yourself, but you have feelings for him.

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>>34359257
ANALySIS
oreo

>>34360497
HAHAhahAhahaHAHAhaHA
orange L

bump pls no mute robot pls pls

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>>>/a/152492897

Cute!

Lucy are you feeling well?

Emergency bumpage.

>>34355040
Damm, that sucks, really looks like the Brother route just closed itself,
Did your brother tell you anything?
What did your parents say?

>>34354502
Fucking nice! Well done.

>>34361938
No. I feel tired and somewhat sore. I don't know why because all I have been doing is staying in bed. My mom was upset with me again because I'm sleeping so much and barely eating. I just want to be left alone. It's better that I just keep to myself and stay out of everyone's way anyways. I don't want to do anything stupid and make everyone angry.

>>34362942
>It's better that I just keep to myself and stay out of everyone's way anyways. I don't want to do anything stupid and make everyone angry.
Please stop thinking like that. Your family isn't angry with you, they're worried about you. You're probably tired and sore because you haven't been eating properly. Even if you don't feel hungry, go eat a sandwich or something.

>>34362942
Those are all symptoms of clinical depression. Have you seen a doctor about that yet?

>>34320673
>tells me she got pregnant
>tells me she murdered the proof of our love

Absolutely disgusting Imouto, sounds like you just have a shitty Imouto.

Bumper cars are for the thread.

Bumping with the music of my people
https://soundcloud.com/donglekumquat/sockstar

Another soundcloud shitpost bump
https://soundcloud.com/crapmashups/through-the-safety-and-the-dance

The outside world is moving by so quickly

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Bumping with a story of the first time my imouto walked in on me masturbating

>Be 13, Imouto was 11
>We'd trade rooms for a night every once in a while
>He room was the only room (besides our parent's room and the bathroom) with a lock on it, and a shitty push-button one at that
>my room was in between her room and the living room, so no locks or privacy whatsoever
>Always had to fap in the bathroom, but I used to masturbate in a weird self-taught way
>Have to lay face down, stick my had halfway between my scrotum and asshole and massage/push myself forward
>I know, its fucking weird. My parents didn't talk to me about sex or masturbation until I was 17, give me a break.
>Always came in my underwear because I was a dumbass
>Realize I probably smelled like cum most of my teenage years
>Anyways, one of the days we switched rooms
>Lay in my little sister's bed one afternoon
>Get horny while watching MTV's Springbreak bullshit
>All those drunk bikini-clad women, mane~
>Do my weird push-fap routine on my imouto's bed
>Started under the covers, but I got hot and threw the covers off of me
>Basking in the scent of my imouto's bed (which, if memory serves, smelled like cheap bubblegum perfume)
>Have the volume turned down to 2 because I'm a paranoid little shit
>Hear the door knob rattle
>Imouto appears
>FUCK
>Door must not of latched all the way
>Stares at me with my hands down my pants
>Laying on her bed
>Masturbating on her bed
>SHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTT
>She just walks away with a blank look on her face, door slightly ajar
>Freaking the fuck out that she's going to tell my super strict mother
>She doesn't however, and she never mentions it at all

And that was only the beginning of my fucked up repressed sex life.

>>34367278
I'll never understand how people don't understand masturbation.
It's so incredibly simple it's not even funny.

>>34367278
Do you want to lewd?
Is she single?
How old are you guys now?

>>34367332
To be fair, I had no access to porn whatsoever until I was 15, and it being 2003, the only scantly dressed women I saw were on MTV or WWF's Diva matches.

And I was an autist back then, so no friends either.

>>34367433
>Lewd?
I wouldn't mind
>She single?
No. :(
>How old?
I'm 25, she's 23

I'm this guy >>34349866
>>34350146
>>34350522