HURRICANE MATTY GENERAL: LIGHTS OUT EDITION

Livestream
>Fox10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ [Embed] [Embed]

>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM [Embed]

>Weather Channel Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI [Embed]

>CSwxCenterandTHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05sznGzBaLo [Embed]

>Dj Chupy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWxLQsTMdY [Embed]

Periscopes
>Based Jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

>latina bae in FL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyLWMEjgJM

meme storm

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>>91787208

http://www.tropicwx.com/

Stay safe you faggots. We need your memes, so don't die now.

FLAGLER WEBCAM

http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/flagler-beach-pier-florida_61837/

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>>91787208
How in east coast of Florida?

AWW YEAH

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/8XBlBPtQW6g

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>>91787208
Florida Islands soon?

>>91787266

what did kek mean by this?

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LATEST DROPSONDE DATA

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More collapsed buildings in Cuba

Eye wall regeneration confirmed.

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>being afraid of a little water and wind

Is my friend in Port Saint Lucie kill pls respons

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Have you guys finished your looting signs?

>bonus point if you write nigger

>>91787412
Floyd knocked it over, This will be a comfy webcam

Make sure all your devices are 100% charged!

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West Florida coast report for comfy duty.

Tampa here.

>>91787550
>Niggers be warned

Nice and simple

>>91787539
You'll probably have to wait after the storm to find out.

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>>91787515

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If dubz Orlando won't lose power.

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From Ormond Beach, currently staying with my girlfriend in Gainesville. My home is on the beachside. What will I be coming back to?

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>>91787208
I'm scared guys. I'm going to die.

>>91787539
gonna be a direct hit. say goodbye now

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>>91787729
Orlando will lost power for a week.

How many hours till it hits?

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>>91787208
>Mfw live in Melbourne and didn't leave cause i have nowhere to go.

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OP HERE SOMEONE TAKE OVER FOR THE NEXT THREAD I HAVE SOME SHIT TO DO

>tfw moved from daytona beach last year to glorious Michigan
Get fucked scum

I feel for you idiots that prepped by taping a garbage bag to your window

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>>91787708

Maybe kek just want us to get lulz from it.

>>91787854
Goodnight, sweet prince.

>>91787768
If you die I'll kill you

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DOUBLE DOSE

>Reminder that if it loops it will merge with Nicole and wander into the Gulf STARTING as a Cat 5

>>91787828
6-7 hours until it hits.

Red pill me on "category 4".

>>91787883
Yell out my name when you hit it.

>>91787768
yeah lol

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is Jeb will be safe??!

How the fuck did it weaken?

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>>91787964
The time has come

>>91787964
Matthew and Nicole, 4ever 2gether

>>91787854
literally anywhere would be better than where you are

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>vegasfag
>no BLM riots
>no cops shootin church-goin', life on track, prospective college grads
>no forest fires, hurricanes, tornados, barely any scorpions
>no reasonable earthquakes

i picked the worst place for a happening.

UCF here am I fucked? should just be cat 1 force here assuming.

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>>91787986
Let me tell you about category 4...

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>>91787412
>ads every minute
I JUST WANT TO BE COMFY

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>>91787208
>Can't hear the wind because its so calm outside
>Hot warm bed
>Laptop
>Hot chocolate
>A bowl with chips
How are you enjoying your climate burgers? :^)

>>91788009
He's going to be hand-delivering his Guac to the disaster zones

>>91788101
>not on coastal florida
Not habbenin for you

>>91788017
It didn't. Eyewall cycling

>>91787854
come down here if you like football

Jacksonville reporting
>St Johns river 5 miles west
>Intracoastal 5 miles east
>Retention reservoir 15 feet from my first floor apartment window

Pls send boats

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>>91787208
Stay safe, Disneybros, but webcams, pics of flying alligators and all that shit greatly appreciated - you the only habbening show in town.

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GIVE ME YOUR LAST (YOU)S BEFORE YOU DIE, FLORIDA ANONS.

>>91787986
This is a direct hit from a strong category 3 storm.

https://youtu.be/UVAb7a1Hp_g?t=2m20s

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>STILL no anime avatars for Matty and Nicole-chan

>>91788142
Pretty good, how's Ahmed?

Please crush the liberal hell hole of miami
Heil kek

>>91787929
If I were an emergency worker going door to door to check on people, you know which house I wouldn't be fucking checking?

Well one of the local news stations down by Miami seems to be going back to their regular programming, so it looks like it's winding down here.

I have 3 friends from Fort Lauderdale, I hope they aren't kill :(

Why do so many people live on the east coast of Florida when the west coast/panhandle has warmer water?

>>91787920
I didn't even do that. No tape. No boards. No shutters.

In Orlando, how fucked am I?

>be american
>get tornadoed
>be american
>get hurricaned
>be american
>get mexicans

you do realize there's one simple solution to all of our problems, right?

tornado walls
hurricane walls
mexican walls
build some fucking walls.

>>91788207
(You)

>>91788210
W E W
Stay safe

>>91788210
Jesus christ it just destroyed a weak banner truely scary

>>91788167
>eyewall cycling
>/pol/ become storm experts nao

>>91788347
It's curving away like my benis.

>>91788369
They just had their Hurricane Warnings cancelled. Parts of his county is under a Tropical Storm Warning though.

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http://cbs12.com/live

https://youtu.be/WZvXYj72eYk

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>>91788405

>>91788252
>Miami is kill
>Trump curse for voting Rubio

Which streams you fags watching?

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SAVE US HURRICANE GOVERNOR

>>91788142
You are aware that The United States is over 25 times bigger than your new country Ackmed, right?

Also I'm exponentially more comfy than you in your freezing shitskin infested commie state

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FLORIDA IS GOING TO FUCK THIS STORM UP

no storm can defeat florida!!! hurricane matty will die the fuck out but florida will prevail

>>91788469
It didn't cycle yet actually. Has remained a double eyewall structure allowing rain and wind bands to expand

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The city of Florida

>>91788567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI

CNN just said some models show Matthew merge with Nicole before the second strike

>>91788405
pretty sure its logistically impossible to build stratosphere high walls

>>91788495
ty anon

>>91788385
Probably just conspiracy nuts still afraid of the oil from that spill. Or surf fags.

Also property is usually cheaper on the east coast outside of South Beach and Palm Beach.

>>91788469
/pol/ is like 500-1500 active posters. of course someone knows about weather. now, if we ever have a happening involving groundwater/soil contamination or asbestos, i'm your guy

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>>91788207

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AHAHAHAHA

THEY'RE PREDICTING IT TO FUCK UP FLORIDA AGAIN

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane-central/matthew-2016/AL142016

>>91787547
Typical leaf tabs

>>91788594
>ID says Fat

>>91788393
F

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4:45-7:30 loop

>>91788640
It's a city too, dumb shitposter

>>91788663
Wall just got 10 feet higher illegal hurricane scum.

>>91788561
Miami is getting spared from everything I've seen.

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>>91788661
>Tfw Matthew is going to get a gf but im still all alone.

>>91787547
>those tabs
Nice to see that some anons still live up to the standarts

>>91788229
I live in a white city, how's the 40% non-whites?

>>91788592
Oh really? You don't sound so comfy :^)

>>91788393
im in orlando too and fucked up, in a hotel but no window reinforcement. and barely any food. i bought a bunch of candy and beer like a fucking child but only have a bag of chips and a sandwich for dinner/food for tomorrow. :(

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>>91788717
Fat = FLORIDA HAS A FAT PENIS

this hurricane proves the earth is flat

>>91788663
the hurricane walls are for stopping the flood. they already use a form of this, but it needs to be higher and stronger.
the tornado walls are for weakening tornadoes and should be mobile. they don't need to be extremely high.

>>91787547
>3
BLACKED

>>91788663
>t. hurricane

>>91787208

Question: How badly did Mathew fuck Haiti's shit up?

I just hope we don't get any "climate refugees" from there.

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>>91787986
categories are a meme

>c1-3, fast moving
windy, slight rain. shit blown everywhere, but otherwise a typical storm
>c2+, slow moving
If the eye is developed, get ready for some heavy wind, slight rain, and storm surging (if you live along the coast). Depending on where it "stalls", it can create isolated tornadoes and generally wreak havoc.
>c4-5, fast moving
Lots of wind, not much rain. If it is formed well it is a potential threat, but the chaos doesn't last very long
>c3+, slow moving
prepare your anus. If this thing is well developed and large, shit will hurt. God help you if it stalls and you are on the eastern wall.

You also need to consider where it hits, as various types of terrain will weaken and disperse the storm easily. Mountains, hills, large forest, those types of things. Anything to absorb the wind.

Sucks for people in cities though.

>>91788795
>I live in a white city
>sweden
confirmed liar or inbred north swedish backwoods retard

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Palmbay, brevard county reporting in with nothing
It's not even bad here no rain just wind

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>>91788619
Bring it

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>>91788827

Back in the day before meteorologic technology did they just get wrecked every now and then ? How did they deal?

>>91788202

Just looked outside.

Light to moderate rain. No wind. Yet.

So far all is calm.

>>91788684
I'm no expert on florida real estate, but a number of months back I looked up property on the gulf coast of florida and it was super cheap.

Granted it was probably far from any big city but still. There seem to be way more people right on the Atlantic coast than the gulf. interior excluded.

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>>91789067
in mims, north brevard. lots of rain, a fair bit of wind

wow it's only gonna scrape Florida as a category 3 it's literally nothing, just some rain which we need anyway since we're in a drought.

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>91788687
That's what I love about the chans. There's always some autistic faggot willing to school you on literally anything.

>>91788808
Wow that's pretty bad, but is it at least a nice hotel? Those are usually built pretty well and can stand up to storms.

My rations consist of canned soup, tuna packets, canned vegetables, bread, peanut butter & jelly, and wine. Pretty confident I'll be good.

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>>91787687
same same

>>91787986
It's 10,000 times stronger than a Cat 3.

>>91787828
The outer eye wall will hit in 2 hours. The inner may never hit, but it will begin affecting the coast within 4.

What time will it hit?

>>91789167
They got wrecked and wrecked hard. Here's just one example.

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Galveston_hurricane

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>>91789067
Port St. John, Brevard County here. We're fucked anon

>>91789067
West Palm Beach here

Same, it rained for about 5 minutes though

>>91788661
DOUBLE
O
S
E

quick give me some anime to watch before power goes out

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let the bodies hit the floor

let the bodies hit the floor

let the bodies hit the floor

let the bodies hit the *tsh* *tsh*

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Just drove southbound on i95 from palm bay to jensen beach listening to the new preoccupations album. Talk about comfy

>>91788202
i got a webcam up, shit wont hit the fan till tomorrow morning though.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcitb-gAsWeCQ69kAeXDqiQ/live

>>91789192
I know Marco Island and Naples are expensive, and parts of the panhandle are pricey. You can find super cheap and super expensive property in just about every state.

>>91789347
>The Weather Bureau ignored reports from Cuban meteorologists because they expected the storm to curve northeast along the coast of North America:

>>91789407
https://youtu.be/l5solYnY3MM

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>>91789292
>It's 10,000 times stronger than a Cat 3.
>It's 10,000

>>91788808

I don't have reinforcement as well. But the Windows I have were said to be able to sustain hurricane force winds.

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>>91789346
>>91789341

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>>91789167

>>91789233
Storm surge still gonna fuck up the coastlines and especially the barrier islands.

Central Florida bros watching channel 9, is Martha Sulgowski retarded?

>>91789347
>Fatalities 6000–12,000 direct

>>91789167
There was probably some old war torn motherfucker like me who headed to high ground every time his ribs hurt.

>>91789407
Durarara

>>91787208
check 'em

>>91788134
>not having uMatrix
cmon bruh

>>91788405
>wanting to wall off hurricanes
They are a blessing, anon. They solve one of the issues you stated, among others.

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>>91789347
>a hurricane that hit michigan
holy fuck

i know we've had "hurricanes" and by that i mean lake cyclones that are almost identical to hurricanes, but holy fuck.

>>91789000
It's true, I didn't say a large city.

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>>91789410
REEEEEEEE

>>91789261
yeah its a nice hotel and I'm on the third floor so I'm not in danger of flooding. hoping they still have continental breakfast tomorrow desu

>>91789440
I miss living in Jensen, didn't ask for these feels.

>>91789555
WTF DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MOMMA MARTHA!

>>91789597
I have umatrix, it still stops the video to try and play the ad

>>91788594
Look at its path cocksucker. It not scared of you But it turns its ass around from NC Aint no sumbitch piss wind faggot matthew gonna fuck with NC Not when NC is drinkin.

>>91789555
She's functionally autistic.
Don't make fun of her.

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you have nothing now but destruction

>>91789557
brutal

HANG IN THERE LADS

>>91789645
Did you go to jbhs?

>>91789778
wash your hands

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>mfw Matty will probably wreck a couple of liberals who were too stubborn to flee but too deluded to think hurricanes aren't deadly

Pensacola reporting. Godspeed, east coast fags.

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>>91789410
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>91789620
then you are no better than a fucking mudskin

>>91789686
bitch when this fucking hurricane dies next week, its not like florida is just going to be gone... florida will still be right the fuck here, we will have beaten that fucker 1 - 0

NO PUSSY ASS STORM CAN BEAT FLORIDA

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>>91789233
>Florida hasn't had a category 3 or higher hurricane in over a decade

>the US hasn't had a category 3 or higher hurricane in over a decade

this will for sure be a better happening that supposed "most powerful hurricane ever" hurricane that hit mexico a while back.

That was without a doubt the worst happening ever. I felt so cheated

Florida is flat though so it will cause more damage than that gay mexican hurricane. their mountains weakened it or something.

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>>91789597
>>91789665
should've put this in the original replay

>>91788687
Hey cool you too? I was a Asbestos/Lead Specialist in NY/NJ before my boss fucked up a shitshow of a job in Philly and got me fired. Now I'm slinging pizzas while I finish my environmental studies degree.

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C'mon Florida, absorb Kek's anger for me.
About 15 miles inland in Charleston, SC and I want to stay for the happening.
Apparently it's going to be a Cat 1 by the time it gets here and curves offshore. Possible storm surge from the Ashley is my main concern.
I'll make my final decision to leave in the morning depending on how much Hurricane dick you take for us. Pls goyim?

>>91787854
You're gonna die. Fucking evacuate idiot.

fuck I live in Melbourne, do I need to evacuate?

Buoy currently in the eye wall, entering the eye shortly.
Check link for current wind and stuff

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=spgf1

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>>91788661
>yfw Super Safford 4 Macole slams into Miami

>>91788663
Found the hurricane

>>91789824
Sounds more like what a conservative would do desu

>>91787854
You could actually die so I'd get out of there while I could.

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100 mph winds where the arrows are

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>everybody is bringing this up to be the next katrina
>it's literally just sandy 2.0 without the superstorm part that made it fun

Come back when there's a Super Haiyan 5.

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>>91788663
>blow me
no wait.

>>91789968
yes

jesus christ everything wants to kill you and is poisonous

run you silly cunt

>>91789821
:^)

>>91789644
If they have it then you're all set, breakfast at nice hotels is dank. They'll probably have a generator too.

>>91789779
Yeah, I was one of the first classes there. Did my freshman year at MCHS just before JBHS opened.

>>91790015
He'll be fine so long as he doesn't live in a shitty plywood house or a trailer.

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>>91789980

>>91790005
conservashits usually don't live in bubbles tha try to defy reality, unless they're mormons.

>>91789923

Storm surge is estimated to be between 5-8 feet, if he's on the second floor of a sturdy structure he should be fine relatively. It will suck a whole bunch; stay away from windows.

>>91790035
>missed north cuba
Needs to make a return trip ASAP

>>91787547
>no mounties or A.I. research
0/10

SOMEONE TELL ME THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE OP SO I CAN DO THE DISHES AND TAKE A SHOWER PLEASE

>tfw Tennessee

I'm ready for moderate to light storms.

St. John's River is up 2.1 feet already

>>91787854
RIP

F

>>91789909
yeah, worked for urs, aecom for a bit (fuckin sucks now that theyre buying up other companies and "consolidating"), and ninyo & moore. i like asbestos early on, but now i hate it and wish i didnt have my license.

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>>91787547

>>91790113
Most American houses aren't anything but wood.

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>>91787477
checked

>>91790126
Mormons are very practical actually.

>>91788079
You forgot the daily shooting on the east side and drunk drivers.

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Hurricane "OP" Mathew will not deliver.

>>91790048
Sandy cat zero hurricane mfw "super storm" It was a glorified thunderstorm NJ was just already a shit hold and wanted federal and insurance money

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>>91787208
Matt here, maybe if you cucks had built a bigger wall you could have kept me out.

>>91790295
What would you rather have hit you in the head when a tornado takes a stroll nearby?

A brick or some plywood?

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>>91790307

Trump protects Florida.

>>91790482
Neither because both would kill you.

>>91789616
that was just the remnants of a hurricane by the time it got to the midwest. That happens quite often.

What keeps the hurricane from coming on land? I mean why is everyone 100% certain its not going to just land in the middle of fl?

>>91789923
>>91790015
Yeah right.
Im over a mile from the beach and all my windows are boarded up ill be fine.
What the fuck do leafs know about Hurricanes anyway?

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>>91790435
>What are you doing Abu Hajaar, we have to evacuate!

>>91789918
Feels good living in the upstate, hope you get thoroughly fucked beach nigger.

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>>91790409
I have the exact opposite feeling

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>>91789504
>i bought a bunch of candy and beer like a fucking child
I laughed out loud at this, I can feel your frustration. Stay safe Floridabro.

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>tfw all the comfy video being taken by those brave souls staying home in Florida might be uploaded in a couple days

>>91790048
Pressure under 940
Cat 4 wins
saying that nothing...
comparing it to sandy...

>>91790586
It is going to come on land.
It's going to come on shore in brevard go up through volusia and flagler then go back into the ocean.

Is it more likely to kill democrats or republicans? This is important

>>91790323
Huh, I always hear propaganda about mormons being delusional idiots, possibly other bible-thumpers.

>>91790152
Now up to 11 feet.

>>91790577
>That happens quite often
Yeah but it went all the way to Michigan and then back out into the ocean. That doesn't happen often.

>>91790729
republicans. It missed all the jews in miami but it might hit them on the loop back around

>>91790610
thanks for the pepe bro
fukkinn saved

>>91790152
Now up to 13 feet and rising fast

is ice poseidon going to die on stream?

>>91790590
I've been in over a dozen hurricanes. A few bad ones.

I live in a full custom block house in East Orlando built in 1984, will I be safe? Literally block all the way to the top, seems to be better built then most of the frame shacks around here. Any construction anons here know if the roof structures on custom houses are typically built to a high standard? Inspector said the house is well built.

Oops
>>91790670
was for
>>91788808

>Tfw my boss says everyone called in sick and that I need to come in to work

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>>91790819
>just like after austria was annexed

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>>91790613
Yes, but if we get rekt, you're going to have to deal with more of us in the upstate. The shipped loads of googs in buses up to Greenville. Have fun getting enriched.

>>91790701
but why are they certain it wont just keep coming on land? less resistance in ocean?

>>91790729
undocumented democrats

>>91788808
Dude, that's what I bought for tonight entertainment.

>>91790741
my impressions of them are that they are cultured midwesterners. they arent preachy at all, they keep to themselves, they hold respectable jobs and have large white families.

a bit weird about music, caffeine, and alcohol, but nothing extreme. the underwear thing is off though, very few follow thorugh with it. similar to shellfish and jews

>>91790590
Dude, I'm in North Lauderdale. I'm below you and right now there's rain and semi strong winds. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal and I'm not gonna be affected much really but you're right where this thing's gonna hit in about 3 - 5 hours. Just go to a shelter for the night, by tomorrow morning Matthew will be wrecking Jacksonville and hopefully your house will still be in the same place.

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>>91787208
>Last week
>Friend says he's going to eastern Florida for cousin's wedding
>Tell him to have fun
>Fast forward to now
>Worried as fuck
>Friend won't answer calls/texts
halp

>>91790729
That dosent matter all dead people vote democrat

>>91787208
Crashing this state with no survivors.

>>91790909
some inspectors can be lying cunts

>>91790966
I think there's high pressure or something keeping it from going straight into florida.

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407 HERE

Where my Central Florida niggas at?!
Y'all prepped???

>>91790295
Canadian houses are the exact same as american houses.

ie wood.

winds picking up lads
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYNZVevlJX

>>91790741
Mormonism teaches you how to get to the middle to upper middle class.

>Learn how to speak in public
>understand money
>Get a education
>Keep a family unit to raise kids right
>Be honest and don't steal
>save up food and water so if shit happens you and your family will be okay.

Heck, a Mormon in good standing can get a job instantly in Las Vegas at a casino since the Casinos love to hire them.

>>91790860
He almost killed himself building a PC so maybe

>>91791141
And where am I denying this?

We're talking about American houses because a bunch of American houses are going to get fucked the fuck up.

100+ WINDS happening

>>91791149
Let us watch Jeff's last hours of life...

>>91790185
I got next thread senpai

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Pic related, it's where I'm chilling.

I didn't board windows up, didn't do nothing. How much of the government's money will I be able to claim?
Will be taking lots of Before and After pictures.
Also, AMA.

>>91789555
Bay news 9? Anyone like Veronica Cintron tits.

>>91790909
Are you the fag from the milk district? I hope that shitbox collapses on you.

>>91791353
Thank you anon!

>>91791362
damnit anon, you need to live so you can vote trump

>>91791131
321 mo'fugger
I'm all borded up like it's the purge

>>91791131
321 here, going to fuck this storm up

>>91791051
The underwear thing is that the adult Mormons have a religious thing when they become full members. It reminds them of their promises they make to serve Jesus. Since they don't want to make it a public thing, its a undershirt/boxers. It only seemed bad when it was really hot since they had to wear a undershirt.

>>91791200
fun fact: mormons were originally specifically recruited for the FBI. the agency loved those tight-lipped, non-drunk fuckers

http://www.orlando-webcams.com/characters.html

Disney has a webcam pointed at their giant floating ball attraction. There's no way that thing is staying tethered in 120mph winds

>>91791362
That's right where it's making landfall

You're 18 varieties of fucked

>>91790860
I'm in the same county as him, and the worst of it looks like it'll miss us at the moment. So yes unless he manages to kill himself some other way, which is definitely possible.

>>91790420
Sandy sat over NJ/NY for almost 24 hours. It wasn't the wind damage as much as it was storm surge that fucked everything up.

>>91790277
I mostly worked for a bunch of smaller firms doing commerical places. LiRo and CTSI were the bigger ones.

I did project monitoring as a tech from 19-22, wasted 2 years of my life at that last place. I hate the field but can't let myself to let go 5+ years of work experience and connections. Half of the people at my old job quit and moved onto PSEG and other places because they paid shit. Never working salary ever again unless I make $60-70k a year and never working for less than $20/hr. Industry here slowed down for a bit so I'm gonna be stuck slinging pizzas for a couple of months.

>>91791362
Why are you such a nigger?

>>91791362
You'll be dead soon. Might as well shave the skin off your dick to see what it feels like.

>>91791430
I have Hurricane windows so I think I'll be good. And I'll survive. I survived all the others.

>>91791362
that is basically ground zero by all indications. The eyewall is gonna bulldoze that area.

If you aren't memeing, you need to get out now or you are guaranteed to die.

>>91791362
He will be okay if it doesn't flood... unless if he in a older building.

new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458
new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458
new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458
new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458

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>>91790962
I live in a white suburban neighborhood on the outskirts in Spartanburg. I've already dealt with you geechee ass beach niggers when I went down the road to Kirkland. Bring it on niglord.

>>91788385

The Gulf's power level isn't even close to the Atlantic's.

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>>91791489
I plan to stand outside and see if it'll send me flying.

Maybe I'll get the sweet release of death that I have wished for.

>>91790741

>always hear propaganda about mormons being delusional idiots

Keeps the negro out.

>>91791200
>Heck, a Mormon in good standing can get a job instantly in Las Vegas at a casino since the Casinos love to hire them.
explain

>>91787208
New thread
>>91791543
>>91791543
>>91791543

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?

Shit's about to get real on this stream in the next 10-20 minutes. He's near Port St Lucie check it out http://maps.baronweather.com/

>>91791409
No.

>>91791609
>"other thread"
>no weather information at all in OP

lad...

>>91791362

You won't need money where you're going anon

>>91791453
Still do, CIA hires a lot out of BYU. Also the FBI loves to hire pacific Islander Mormons since they are tight lipped, don't drink, and help with the minority numbers.

>>91787883
>i sure hope you guys dont evacuate

>>91791591
The house I live in is only 5 years old.

We expect flooding but have stuff to prevent entry into house.

YFW a frog is inside my house KEK protects me.

>>91791664
>20 posts early

what is with all these faggots?

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>>91791362
Trust in KEK and get your go-pro out for national news coverage after the super storm.

You will literally get to go on Fox & Friends and shill for Trump if you trust in His divine plan.

>>91791717
Look at this one fagdick
>>91791664
It has 0

>>91791663
I will in the next thread.

>>91791785
Merging the threads you dumbfuck

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>>91791362

>>91791462
i think the cam just went out, keeps auto refreshing but no changes.

>>91791643
If you're lucky you'll catch a brick to the head

If you're unlucky you'll be lying in a pile of rubble in total agony

>>91791362
Holy shit anon, I literally live half a mile from you, I got the fuck out of there yesterday and went to Tampa.

Good luck, hang in there buddy.

>>91791663
Mormons are deeply religious and don't have the usual vices that lead people to try to scam casinos.

>>91791847
i think i DDOSd it by posting it here. It was working fine prior to my post.

Whoops

>>91791911
Why would mormons work in casino in first place?

>>91791928
evacuate to
>>91791458
evacuate to
>>91791458
evacuate to
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/91791458#p91791458evacuate to
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/91791458#p91791458evacuate to
>>91791458
evacuate to
>>91791458

>>91787208
>those warnings in WA
what the fuck? is wind from the hurricane coming up THAT far? or is it just windy there at the same time?

>>91791995
They're not Muslims, they don't give a shit what other people do and a job's a job.

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tl;dr this shit?

will burgers die? how many? cost estimate?

>>91791995
They don't gamble, but working a casino is just honest work as long as you do not cheat the house.

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>>91790844
>>91790846

Well good luck Melbourne, Anon.

>>91792194
>will burgers die? how many? cost estimate?
yes. don't know. I've heard 21 billion but no one really knows

>>91790860
He died

>>91787437
It's fucking nothing.

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>>91791362

>anon thinks he's safe behind his cane windows

fake but if not your about to have one fucked friday anon

PRESS F

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>>91787854
goodbye anon

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>>91791131
Prepped AF and lousy with beers. Not too bad out here in east Seminole yet. wind is getting crazy over the lake. pic related. stay safe swamptards

>>91791362


there is a 100% chance you'll die and I'm not memeing here

>>91791362
If you're not memeing, Matthew is going to run straight up your ass. Livestream it and send Fox news the stream link so you can be on national TV after you're gone.

>>91791362
Enjoy your week long bath