HURRICANE MATTY GENERAL: SURGE OF THE STORM EDITION

Livestream
>Fox10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ [Embed]

>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM

>Weather Channel Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI

>CSwxCenterandTHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05sznGzBaLo

>Dj Chupy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWxLQsTMdY

Periscopes
>Based Jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

>latina bae in FL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyLWMEjgJM

nothing

is

happening

UPDATES ON STORM:

CONCENTRIC EYEWALLS
EYEWALL HAS NOT YET REPLACED
SYSTEM EXPANDING RAIN AND WIND BANDS
I-95 NORTH JACKSONVILLE SHUT DOWN
BRIDGE TO NSB SHUT DOWN
20,000 WITHOUT POWER ALREADY

Jeff is surely ded

First for UCF, we were gonna have a bitchin party at the ATO house but greek row is forced to evacuate to the classroom buildings, fuck

First for 321

>>91783503
fuck off hurricane kike

Getting windy on Piotrowski's stream.

first for looting niggers

VeroBeach reporting in, ready too get butt fucked

LAST RECON AT 4:30 PM EST

SUSTAINED SURFACE WINDS 100 MPH

>>91783503
It's still in the bahamas you impatient bastard

THEME SONG

https://youtu.be/eqVNYh7jMeY

is rick scott our guy?

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

>>91783610
Be Careful Vero Bro....

You west of the lagoon? If not get there.

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RECON GOING BACK TO THE EYE TO GET FRESH PRESSURE DATA

I hope predictions are not true and Matthew-chan directly travel through florida that could be fun

Freeport Bahamas is getting demolished by that NE Eyewall. Town of 55k. Pictures out of there will be devastating most likely.

>>91783682
no i am

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>>91783736

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Planet Earth said "fuck this summer heat shit I'm getting rid of all of it right now with two hurricanes"

>>91783714
I'm more inland and safe for now. Power is running still thankfully but not for long.

JEFF IS ON CNN!!!

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>You here that Bobandy?
>It's the shit bands coming in
>Behind the shit bands is the shit wall
>That's when the winds of shit really kick in
>Behind the shit wall is the brown eye of the shiticane

>>91783503
About 20,000 floridians have already lost power. On the weather channel they just lost power live broadcast from a Floridian reporter. People will die tonight. And it isn't ever close to Florida yet

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>>91783793

it's anything happening in the outside world? been in these threads and local news all day

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>>91783840

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>>91783852

>>91783757
destroying all that banker jew money

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>inb4 loop happening.

>>91783736
F

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>>91783885

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>>91783911

Holy shit this storm really got its act together


You guys are fucking fucked


Hunker down faggots!

If you stupid Republicans would just stop driving your gas guzzling cars this hurricane wouldn't have ever happened

>>91783840
I live at the tip of that purple penis

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>>91783952

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>>91784000

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>>91784021

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>>91784039

Port Saint Lucie reporting in. Waiting for the happening to happen.

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>>91783840
RIP Disney World

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>>91783963
>le global warming causes hurricanes meme

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>>91784078

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Wow its nothing

honestly is there any good streams wherre I can see shit getting rekt? im tryna get comfy

>>91783963
Hmm the shills are even getting in on the hurricane thread, I'm impressed

>>91784021
>reasonable worst case scenario

I'm not sure it works that way.

>>91783757
Freeport is fucked. massive damage. Had a email from a friend who said its fucking horrible. He wants me to fly out in two weeks to help him salvage.

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>>91783736
My shit has never been more fucked than it is now.

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>>91784109

I don't get it, I'm in west Palm and it's not all that bad, when does it kick in?

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East Seminole county reporting. Intermittent squally bands. I have tons of beers and ice. Storm shutters closed up. This is my refuge! pic is a nice day in my backyard

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HOW SAFE IS RUSKIN FLORIDA? THAT BE WHERE MY BOYS AT. WILL THEY BE SAFE?!

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>>91784164

>>91783503
No reason to expect anything out of the ordinary from the hurricane, but it is a fairly serious storm for people near the coast.

>>91783911
I live in brunswick, local gis maps show I live outside hurricane surge area by like half a mile

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>>91784201

Picture form Haiti.

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I'm in Orlando, should I start a periscope?

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>>91784221

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Post your weatherfu :3

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>>91784249

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Freeport is getting absolutely mauled. The NE eyewall has been stationary over it for too long.

>>91784233
dew it

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>>91784274

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>>91783736
i had low expectations but this storm is getting comfier and comfier

>>91784176
You won't get hit as bad as mid-northern Florida but in the next hour your are going to get he beggining of the worst of it

Hey bros, did anyone else have to evacuate here? There was a mandatory evac for the island I live on and am horrified of what could happen to my house. I only moved about 30 miles inland and will still get shat on.

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>>91784289

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>>91784086

>mfw I'm a short drive away from it

I don't wanna die damn it

is jeff dead?

G U N C O N F I S C A T I O N C O N F I R M E D

>tfw Jeff dies

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IT'S NOT EVEN MAKING LANDFALL

comon do something bae

>>91784233

Yes go make sure those minorities don't steal.

>>91784233
>not buying all the wine in the storm to hunker down for the happening

hopefully they at least got some hard liquor

This thing is going to be a five WOW

Talk about rapid intensification!

Are we still at a Cat 4 now?

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Picture of Haiti.

>>91784176
West Palm is out of the clear for now for the major shit, you faggots got lucky

>>91783851
All calm here bruvalot. Enjoying all the banter the US is providing us with. Hurricanes, BLM chimpouts, elections, clowns, baiting Russia into WW3. KEK FUCKING TIMES.

>>91784176
Bout to get pretty bad in the 561, but we really dodged a bullet man. Supposed to make landfall around cape canaveral instead.

Did Jeff die?

>>91783503
This

>>91784374
Any pics from after the hurricane rolled through?

>>91784374
whats the damage after the hurricane?

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>>91784282
F

>FEMA moving into a swing state just in time for elections
classic.

>>91784374
Now post the After picture

>>91784342

Anyone who tries to loot my place will be meeting jesus tonight. I'd be more than happy to give them as much buckshot as they can handle.

>>91784374
>inb4 before or after?

>>91784110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI

TWC is getting good shots

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11377864
http://www.strawpoll.me/11377864
http://www.strawpoll.me/11377864

>>91784233
Is that Princeton Street?

>>91784451
AH BEAT ME TO IT

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>>91783736
>KEK
>E
>K

Did Metalocalypse predict this happening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDqwlAU2QYs

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What did Florida do to piss off Matthew to make him come back for seconds?

>>91784374
Ok,now where's after?

>>91784282

Before Jeff went down he said as much that they would require immediate assistance from the coast guard when it's safe enough to fly out there.

I said it again and again murica..don't make pepe angry..you wouldn't listen

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>>91784451
>>91784452
>>91784475

>Hillary 2.4 lead in Florida

Nothing of value will be lost

>>91784374
any aerials of Haiti after the hurricane?

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>>91784452
Kek, here's more

>>91784337
We don't want landfall. Hurricanes grow weak on land.

>>91783852
>>91783840
weak desu

>>91784528

Turkey Lake Road. I live in Dr. Phillips

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>>91784324
>>91784331
>>91784416
he is RIP, he got killed by obama's son during a robbery in florida while on periscope. RIP my nigga Jeff

BERNIE LIVE ON PERISCOPE


https://www.periscope.tv/w/asWEDjE2ODc0NjJ8MWxER0xOQlFvWVJ4bRkSaKHA1UKhJ3R1I0YJ5FNBvvUv6M2R1lQJOrdb9XHx

>>91783329
Mandatory evacuation but I'm staying. How fucked am I? Southeast GA.

>>91784233
>shart mart

Did you try Publix? Avoid Target also.

I'm in romania will I be okay?

>in west Orlando and didn't bother to board up my windows

How fucked am I?

>>91784337
its forecasted to buzzsaw the entire coast causing widespread damage

>>91784374
Thanks for the houses, Mrs. Clinton.

>>91784595
Trump was taking the lead so Clinton's campaign gave up on Florida altogether. This is Trump's loss, not Hers.

BBC Headline is now:
Hurricane Matthew prompts exodus

Exodus 8:4

And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs:
And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.
And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up upon the land of Egypt.

>>91784560

this:
>>91784595

Meme magic in action.

>>91784745
No, there's no hope

sorry friend

>>91784081
Fellow St. loser! Stay alive.

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Hold me nigga

>>91784664
Oh, I'm a poorfag so I've never seen that Walmart.

>tfw white guy in Pine Hills

>>91784316
will you die

>>91784629
Oh my...
Bow down.

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>>91784793
I AM LITERALLY PRAISING HIM RIGHT NOW WTF

>>91784745
"no"

>>91784747
>>91784726
>>91784824

Post outside pics and your fuhrer shelters please.

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happening station

Guys, will Ruskin be okay? Also I have a UPS ground shipment going from Arizona to Ruskin, and tracking says it just left Jacksonville and will be delivered by the end of tomorrow. Do you think it will be safe?

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>>91784374
Okay now show us the after picture so we can compare

>>91784793
>thee
and what does this rhyme with?

#noided

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Current NWS warning ap

>>91784747

I don't have mine boarded up, but the place I'm living in is built to withstand hurricane force winds (concrete and steel building). Had a family friend over and they said the windows were really good.

I'm not worried about damage to the structure, but I am worried about damage to the windows

Freeport had a rough go of it with Frances and Jeanne. But this is potentially much worse due to approach and intensity.

>>91784741

Yeah, I got everything I need. I just went to walmart to pick up a large cooler & filled it with 100 lbs of ice at the restaurant my gf runs. I also got plenty of buckshot for my beretta a400 and 9mm HP rounds for my p226

>>91785023
Florida is so fucked.

That's what they get for building a state there.

>>91784888
Every opening is in my house covered by aluminum sheets and I've braced my garage door from the inside. Not going to be going outside until tomorrow. I'll post pics of damage though.

so when does the carnage start?
am I right that the schedule is something like:
tonight and tomorrow early: p rainy and spooky
tomorrow night: nightmare hellstorm
weekend and into the foreseeable future: nigger rape and loot hellscape?

>>91784921
complete other side of the state. not gonna get touched.

>>91784838

btw, that was 1am last night

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Where do you guys get these gifs from?

What happens if the eye cycles? Could it change paths and cut across Florida?

JEFF NOT DEAD

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?


https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?


https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?

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Trash everywhere, probably contaminated all the drinking water in Haiti.

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>>91784793
I SEND THE SWARM
I SEND THE HORDE
THUS SAITH THE LORD

>>91785023
Wtf is it going into the gulf? No! Stay away!

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>>91784273

Eternal weatherfu. Grew up with him and still think he's the best even after his unfortunate suicide. <3 John Winter, WFLA Channel 8.

>>91784198
Good maters there.

>>91784921
>Ruskin
Yea it will be completely fine out there

>>91784726
You're going to die from Matthew, anon. Goodbye my fellow Florida bro.

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>>91783688

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TIME TRAVELING GIGA-HURRICANE

>>91785182
>The Clinton Foundation gave these people assistance in the form of pay-as-you-go cellphones after the earthquake

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Shep is savage

https://twitter.com/JEFFGORDON5/status/784164233957273600

>>91785288
>tfw you get hit by 926 megabytes of hurricane fury

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Death toll rises to 261 in Haiti.

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>>91785211

JEFF WILL DROWN

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ANON HERE THAT YOU MEMED TO DEATH

I DIDNT PREPARE BECAUSE (YOU) TOLD ME IT WASNT GOING TO BE ANYTHING SPECIAL

ITS ON YOU /POL/

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>>91784726
If you live in a sturdy structure, you'll be fine. Comfy, even.

If your house is made out of plywood, foam and glass, you're gonna have a bad time.

Oviedo reporting in, it's calm as shit outside and slightly windy. I'm all out of whiskey, send care packages immediately.

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>>91785138
SOMEONE ANSWER ME

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This will be fun!

>>91785136
Yeah all the stores are fucked. I work for Wawa and all the stations were out of gas by 1 PM.

Glad I was smart enough to stock up ahead of time instead of waiting until the last minute. Now just need to hope the power doesn't stay out too long.

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>>91785361
268 you fool

>>91785388
lol, say hi to Hitler for me

>>91785437
those are some nice fuckin thighs anon
I want to take a big bite

>>91785388
>ever believing /pol/
I hope you've learned something, kiddo.

>>91785028
RIP
when your windows bust in the pressure will lift the roof and fuck everything

>>91785330
LMFAO

YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>gringos piss their pants over a cat 4 hurricane

Maybe dont build with wood next time?

>>91785182
That's actually a before picture

>>91785388
I hope you drownnnnnnnnn.

jk. It's not too late nigga. Get in your car and drive east. Still like 2 hours before it hits.

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>>91785388
Matthew confirmed for being meme'd in to reality.

>>91785388
Relax this isn't Haiti, just use common sense and you'll be fine faggot.

Unless you're in Brevard County :^)

>>91785361
lol

>>91785388
If you live remember to spraypaint Frogs everywhere, especially rooftops

>>91785388
>trusting 4chan with your life
it's on you

rip mobile home elderly

>>91785548
Oh shit, I meant drive west. lol

>>91785545
how do you type with chopped off hands

>>91785404
I don't have a generator. I'm just worried about being bored when the power goes out at this point.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, make you think

>power already fluctuating

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

>>91785566
Nice double dubs.

>>91785533
>aussie understanding physics
That's why you're supposed to open your windows during hurricanes

>>91785182
>Openly steal billions
>Can still run for president

How is this possible

>>91785597
great now he's in the ocean way to go fucker

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>Hilldawg starts to lose Florida
>calls upon the patron saint of her and her donors to smite the non-believers and deplorables
it's like poetry.

>>91785330
top fucking kek

my sides, he says it so matter of fact

>tfw all those old people get the sweet release of death

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>>91785288
>Hurricane Andrew slams into south FL
>moves on and dissipates over time
>it actually didn't dissipate though, it teleported
>when hurricanes reach a specific kill count they're sent to another dimension where they battle hurricanes on a galactic scale
>JUPITER HURRICANE ARENA
>Hurricane Andrew rumbled with the other great hurricanes of our time inside the giant red storm of Jupiter
>after winning enough bouts he was deemed worthy to return to Earth to wreak havoc in a bonus round
>still lusting for Floridian blood "Matthew" takes aim at the east coast once again and then using new found looping technology obtained on Jupiter intends to come back for another grand slam next week

>>91785545
sorry you lost the war

better luck next time cry baby faggot

>>91783963
>for my next trick, i'll post a graph showing massive spike in temperature and on the side in tiny writing it shows 0.2 increase

>>91785182
I honestly can't tell a hurricane went through there

>>91785437
read the op fgt

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>>91785612
>green coat master race

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>>91785566
I'm in Brevard county. Right next to the Inidian River.

AM I FUCKED?!

>>91785629
you're doing a fine job upholding our traditions son

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What should I do with the last few hours of electricity I have left? Once the power goes out it may stay out for a week or more just like it did with Charley.

Should I watch anime, play WoW, shoot the shit on 4chan, or just masturbate?

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA

GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA

GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA

>>91785629
>videos interaciale

kek

>>91785629
It's not making me think, but I do feel like I'm tripping balls.

>>91785787
shoot the shit and avoid fapping till powers gone

>>91785361
That'll keep rising for the next few days.

Haiti is such shit.

>tfw all their mud cakes melted from the rain

Guys is it starting to happen now??

>>91785787
Print out manga.

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>>91785794

>>91785629

what the hell is it?

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>>91785330
>https://twitter.com/JEFFGORDON5/status/784164233957273600

hahaha fuckin' Shep

give that man a raise

>>91785621
Its not that bad. At most you'll only be without power for a couple of weeks. Read some books, learn to draw, etc.

When I was in Japan we used to get 3-4 Typhoons, especiall in Okinawa and Kyushu, all the time. Just be prepared, but nothing to worry about too much if you have food, water and guns.

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>>91785330
>and your kids die too

>>91785724
i have never been in a war tho

>>91785612
you mean chopped off head, get your third world shitholes straight before funposting

>>91785880
it's closing in yet to happen

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>>91785330
LOL fucking good

Evacuate or die is literally what is going to happen. Good on him, this is one of the few times the media should use fear mongering except IT'S NOT A LIE

I mean look at this shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFK40UMotc

https://weather.com/storms/typhoon/video/winds-shatter-glass-doors-in-taitung-taiwan

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>>91785463
>>91785530
>>91785548
>>91785553
>>91785566
>>91785578
>>91785583
If you see a house with PEPE written on the roof, it was me

also if repeating integers meme magic gets (You) back tenfold

maitland here, pretty moist. some strong bands rolling through, not much wind

>yet

hurricane doesnt even look like it'll make landfall until way the fuck North up by Jupiter ;_;

I wanted it to hit the entire coast

>>91785891
>not understanding gradients

>>91785330
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

i have an electric toothbrush how do i brush my teeth if the power goes out?

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LIVE WEBCAM OF FLAGER, FLA

http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/flagler-beach-pier-florida_61837/

>>91786013
pls let this be real

>>91785361

meanwhile 823 Haitians were born

>>91785891
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-0.51,6.59,410

>>91785687
g-guys pls respond I'm spooked

>>91784629
That was in South Australia last week you bong cunt.

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>>91785330
>you can't survive a cat 4 storm
Oh shit. Guess I didn't get the memo.

>>91786000
dude the hurricane is a fucking exaggeration

go look at the weather maps

it's only going to be like 50-60mph winds in 99% of the hurricane. then there will be a tiny little sliver of it that's up to like 110mph.

this hurricane is lame as shit and way over hyped

>>91785629
Check the ocean surface waves. Gives an idea of what the storm surge is looking like.

>>91786013
Dodged your meme magic even though I'm in Florida too.

Brevard here. Am I gonna die?

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>matthew be like

>>91785330
holy shit

>>91785670

Mythbusters did something on that.

They said that the difference between having windows open and closed was negligible, and that it only made a mess of your interior

>>91786033

I see the leaf switching from a bunch of radars but providing no other input into what I should be thinking about

>>91786280
>mythbusters
>being relevant

>>91786153
>gringos afraid of a little water

I lived through Gilbert and Isidore no sweat

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>no qt reporter to rescue

Can someone tell me which is the best livestream?

I want to see the mayhem.

>>91786309
met for
>>91786031

>>91785670
nice meme
thats actually a myth mate
I live in cyclone country

>>91784188
same here senpai. just hit up the last gas station I could find for a soda.
Nothing bad yet.

JEFF
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX

>>91785993
Mfw you have no face

>>91784081
>>91784824
West Palm here... Things are starting to pick up here... Getting comfy

playing overwatch and my ping is starting to get crazy. could be the final moments of internet/electricity. Ft Lauderdale anon signing out.

>>91786167
You vastly underestimate it.

>>91786408
longer lines represents higher wind speeds

>>91785330
>and your kids die too

he got me, massive keks.


Although
>lucky to survive
is such a meme. Fucks should have been ready for this days ago. There is no luck involved, only preparation and brains.

>>91786063
>In 30 mins im going to knock that cardstand over
Floyd destroyed it, I bet its fucked again. Poor Pier

And thereupon We let loose upon them a storm wind raging through days of misfortune, so as to give them a taste of disgracing torment in this present worldly life, but their suffering in the life to come will be far more humiliating, and they will have none to succor them. - 41:16

>>91786000

hurricanes are fucking awesome fun.

during Hurricane Ike I witnessed an amazing lightshow in the sky.. these green orbs would appear, then explode soundlessly, and the green light would pulse across the sky. Was it ball lightning? was it the ionosphere reacting to be transformers blowing? I don't fucking know but it was so beautiful.

>>91785445

Which Wawa? I actually filled my tank up at the dr. phillips 7/11 today (my truck was on 3/4 tank but wanted it full just in case)

>>91785182
>niggers trow trash in streets.
>flood take it back from their houses...

I was hopping that Haiti simple disappear. I am really disappointed.

>>91785771
Yeah pretty much. Say hi to Stalin in hell anon.

>>91784745
Never. Romania is kill

>>91786063
F for pier

>>91785961
After growing up in Florida and being stationed for 3 years in Oki, I can confirm that their typhoons are shit tier.

>>91786617
>Was it ball lightning?

Probably. Lightning starts behaving differently at different pressure levels. Hurricanes are just big balls of low pressure, so cool shit can happen.

does anyone have a live radar of the hurricane? where is it at right now?

>>91786433
>go to sleep for 6 hours
>wake up in 3

Jeff are you ok mate?

>>91786504

Actually it's tighter line that represent that. I don't know if the leaf was advance shitposting or if there actually some significance to the video.

>>91786433


noice

>>91785388
spraypaint a pepe on your house before you flee. You have like 2 hours before shit gets REEEEAAAAAL

>>91786789

http://www.tropicwx.com/

>>91786508
Brains means leaving the fucking evac zone.

Luck is all they have left, if they chose to stay.

>>91786807
I think he's breaking into some pedro's motel

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>>91783329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2696sMh18MU

My friend is in Port Saint Lucie rn. Is she kill?

>>91786768

it was so fucking incredible i completely forgot i had a camera-phone to record it, very disappointed that i forgot, but that's how great it was

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Cuba looks worse, in some places enter commie blocks collapsed.

>>91785330
shep is so fucking based

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Post rare pepecaines

>>91786000
>IT'S NOT A LIE
Dude, I survived a direct hit from a Cat 4 hurricane when I was 3 months old.

So long as you're in a sturdy structure and don't do anything retarded you'll be fine.

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Vertical lightening from hurricane matthew, as seen from Puerto Rico

>>91783911
911
checked, and FUUUUCKKKKKK

>>91784726
you are literally getting a cat 2 max when it gets to you. you're fine. Im in the center of the fucker. I just grabbed some wood for the windows and we all good

>>91785388
Keep calm m8, some anons already offer shelter and help to other polacks.

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>>91786811

>>91786855

This pleases me.

>>91786449

STAY SAFE MY FRIEND

>>91783329
I'm in Charleston, I think I'm going to stick it out. I just hope it weakens like they say it's going to before it hits us.

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>>91786901

Best wishes for you coastfags. Godspeed.

>>91786630
Edgewater Road. Most of Pine Hills/Rosemont ran out quickly.

Ok guys, how fucked am I living at UCF?

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Wtf happened here? Giant rocks thrown around?

>People saying the hurricane was dying
>Take a nap
>People say it's going to splatter Florida

W-what happened

>>91786930
damn she is thicc

>>91786962

How does that occur?

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It's moving LEFT

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane-central/matthew-2016/AL142016

>>91787157
It was never dying

From Ormond Beach, currently staying with my girlfriend in Gainesville. My house is on the beachside. What will I be coming back to?

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>>91784842
>will you die
Lol only niggers and people who are rove by niggers die.

Been through direct hit from cat 5 in Galveston during IKE. Knocked out power but really wasnt that bad.

Some gook tried to call the police for help on his fishing pier house. They told him write his SS# on his arm and bring an axe to the attic.
Lol the fishing pier blew away and they never found the gook.

Anyone got a good radar link?

Tired of the casters blabbing their shit all over muh radars.

>captcha
>Lords way liberty

Okie doke!

>>91787142
Storm surge.

>>91787157
It's moving very slow right now. When it does hit, it's going to stick around a long long time.

>>91787142
that was previously underwater.

>>91786899
Lol that scrolling ticker.

>>91787186
storms vertical winds rub the ice crystals against one another and produce lightning.

>>91786930
I hope this happens to florida in the trump voting areas

>>91786445
Sounds like we won't get it too bad

>91787087

Didn't they evac all student housing? I'm over in Avalon and I think we're going to be ok. Sustained winds are like 20-30 while gusts are like 60 max. It should be ok.

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>>91785891
https://earth.nullschool.net
>>91786185
not that bad

>Reminder that Hurricane Nicole has MIAMI BLOODLUST