Hurricane Matthew general. Post emergency supplies edition

>>91791543
new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458
new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458
new bread
the other thread is going there now
>>91791458

>>91791543
AM I FUCKED?" or "WILL I BE OKAY?" anons, please check your area's warnings using this link:
http://www.weather.gov/

>Maps and Information (other sources)
Tidbits: http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/
SpaghettiModels: http://www.spaghettimodels.com/
Navy NRL: http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html

>Hurricane Safety
NOAA: http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hurricane/
FEMA: https://www.fema.gov/disaster/4068/updates/hurricane-safety-tips-learn-what-do-during-and-after-hurricane
Coast Guard Hurricane Supply Kit: https://www.uscg.mil/d7/airstaBorinquen/docs/HurricanePage/Suggested%20Hurricane%20Supply%20Kits%20.pdf

>Insights:
-Greater than 95% chance of making landfall somewhere between Boca Raton and Brevard County.
-Currently a cat 4, going to hit Florida as a a cat 4.
-Reminder that hotels are getting sold out all across Tampa and St. Pete. It'd be wise to check hotels more north of Tampa for the best possibility of securing a room if you're evacuating. Traffic along I-4 and other highways moving west are getting clogged, and thus detours will be needed to get out safely in as little time as possible.

>Live Cams (NEW)
Florida Beach Cams: http://www.mybeachcams.com/florida/southeast-keys/
Nassau, Bahamas Cam: http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/
Public Highway Cams: http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=28.52839&lon=-81.2033&z=0

>Twitters to Check
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/HRD_AOML_NOAA
https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter

>POLICE
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/12

>cool shit
https://earth.nullschool.net/

>threadly reminder
IT IS EVACUATION, NOT MIGRATION.

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>>91791543
Did you stock up on Jebs?

>>91791894
No please gib senpai

real thread

>Jeff's driving in this shit
going.

to.

died.

>>91792150
No one likes my general :(

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>>91792044
You do realize somewhere in that storm he is handing out pamphlets?

It's Katrina all over again.

You do realize in storms water literally falls from the sky?

Why do you have so many water bottles? Your dumb.

>>91791543

That's maybe a weeks worth of food. You're terribly prepared.

>>91792501

You mean dirty, contaminated storm water?
I'd be very surprised if you could collect enough clean drinking water from it, you would have to be very set up.
Easier to buy a lot of water. Though I'd have more than OP has.

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Reminder that OP is full of shit and anyone who claims the hurricane is bad is lying to you

>>91792871
He's from Argentina. Contaminated storm water is an improvement on his water

>>91791543
>no gasoline
>no guns
>no ammo
>no knives
>no wood
>no generator
>no solar panels
>no satellite phone
>no ham radio
I bet you just bought that a few days ago you underprepared cuck.

>>91792871
>dirty, contaminated storm water

are you retarded? it is falling from the sky, it's newly created water, it can't get more pure than that, dumb shit

>>91793016

I realize that but I was trying to avoid the obvious joke.

I hope this one really goes badly.
I think everyone with the name Matthew is.

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>>91793016
>amerignorants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FixacAXlo

THIS IS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN FOLKS

>>91793225
>his water is even worse than American tap water
so yeah, like we said, storm water is an improvement.

>>91791543

>legumes
>antinutrients
>bpa soup
>wheat
>aspartame

fat fuck

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561

Wind is barely blowing here.

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rate my emergency survival kit

>>91793121

... I don't even know how to approach that statement.

Firstly, wind speeds are around the 140mph mark. Do you want to go outside and try collect water before it rips the skin off your face?
Even if you managed it from the pre storm rains, you would have to have the means to collect enough of the rain water.
You would have to have a set up made specifically this scenario.

Also, that water isn't just nice clear rain water. It's all the whipped up shit picked up by the storm and shit blown around.

Enjoy your e coli tainted water that was picked up from a treatment plant 20km away.

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>>91793855
>game gear
>no 100 replacement batteries

>>91792903
why is the right-wing so fucking stupid.

>>91793855
10/10, to the wilderness

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>>91791543

I hope everyone in Florida dies.

I really, really, REALLY hate CSI Miami. Like, really.

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>>91794159
like how really tho?

>>91791543
youre gonna die if its serious with those supplies

>>91793855
It wasn't funny on /k/ and it isn't funny here you dumb nigger.

>>91793225
Why is Belgian water terrible?

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Sitting here on the cozy zalifornia coast
Loving every laugh

>>91793855
That's a nice cat toy

>>91793225
Water quality varies by state, buddy

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Didn't one of the largest hurricanes hit Mexico early this year (or last) and only killed two people because Mexicans aren't retarded enough to build shitty wooden houses? I hope all you dumb niggers who live in such ones die in this Storm.

t. - michiganianer

Kek wants a race war by sunday, will these digits make it happen?

>>91794379
>commiefornia
My condolences

>>91794587
No

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Just got some frozen meals. Should last a while even if they thaw out. They last forever

jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lPKqqvqedLKb

>>91791543

Wow, you have one day's worth of water. Congratulations.

>>91794159
>I really, really, REALLY hate CSI Miami.
it's not even really made or filmed in miami. Everything there is Los Angeles. The mountains in the background and (lack of) foliage aren't a dead giveaway?
Also as a Miamifag, things seem pretty much over here. At least this round. It did fucking nothing over here. I'd be surprised if anybody other than homeless nigs get seriously fucked, and even then they have shelters everywhere.

Good luck to the rest of you lot out there

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>>91791543

>>91794740
>Lives in FL
>Buys OJ.

>>91794474
county by county even the water is different

>>91794652
Throw in a gallon or two of frozen water to make it last and don't open it.

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>>91794652
>Should last a while even if they thaw out.


why not just buy canned food genius

>>91794652

>gmo
>preservatives
>poor people food

fat fuck

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>MFW the Hurricane is just a light rain

>>91794652

Should have gone for beef, that shit lasts for ages and is still edible even when it's nearly rotten if you're not too picky.

I hope you have a generator or camp cooker too in case the power goes out or you'll be cooking TV meals on the drum fire out the front.

>>91794070
Because what he said is true, people will talk about climate change after the hurricane. In spite of climate change not being a force to the point that it actually really changing the climate to recognizably see changes in hurricane patterns.

But you know, can't trust anything now a days, peer reviewed research has heavy bias in it.

>>91794652
Banquet brand is the white trash of frozen meals, which is already white trash

>>91794514
Wood is really only prevalent in North Florida as you get closer to the South.

Wood is much less common in Central and South FL, and even when they use it they still have to abide by other hurricane-resistant building codes.

tl;dr: this isn't Haiti or New Orleans. Media might try to spin it that way for muh climate change narrative

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BUMP

LONG LIVE THE NEW THREAD

RADAR LOOP

>>91791543
I hope that's a joke nigga. I have more regular food in my pantry than that and 3x as much water. You east coast and southern fags are the worse with your
>muh hurricanes
Tries living in a part of the country that entire towns get wiped off the map by tornadoes. You have virtually no warning and unlike hurricanes, they WILL destroy everything in their paths.

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>>91791543
>mfw campells chunky tastes like lumpy vomit

>TFW 5000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL
REST IN PISS LOWLAND FAGGOTS, ENJOY YOU'RE AGONIZING DEATH

GOING BACK TO SAVE MY CAT. KEK PLEASE BLESS ME!!

>>91793814

hello fellow 561

I'm scared.

>>91795161
DENIED.

>>91794652
AUTISM

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>>91792501
>You do realize in storms water literally falls from the sky?
>Why do you have so many water bottles? Your dumb.

Is it happening?

So, I am at a shelter.

Some guy left his wife to save a damn cat they left behind. She was upset and I calmed her down, and she now being friendly.

Am I wrong to give her the D?

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>>91791543
>post yfw there isn't going to be any looting because all the googles will be dead

>>91791543
Thats all you have for a major hurricane?

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>>91795155
Escape from Orlando Confirmed

anyone with periscope account start saying that you're dying and act panicked in the chat for lulz

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lPKqqvqedLKb

>>91795280
na not even gonna hit landfall

QUICK, WHATS SOME GOOD PORN TO STOCK UP ON
POST TORRENTS NOW

>>91795280
Maybe in 3 hours

>>91795282
he gets the c, she gets the d

>>91795322
dam son

REMINDER THAT YOU CAN TURN OFF PERISCOPE COMMENTS BY PRESSING "H"

>>91791543
That'll last you a day maybe 2.
You better get more before the storm worsens.

>>91795282
No, take care of his son instead

>>91794652

>Frozen tv dinners
>Not canned goods

Son you'd be the first to die when civilizations falls.

>>91791543

I keep seeing empty grocery stores and shit on the news and social media. How do none of you faggots have storable food living there? I have a months worth of freeze dried food in my basement in western PA. You fuckers couldn't be bothered to buy a bucket of mountain house food and some emergency filters or MREs even>?

>>91794944

I don't even think it's raining where I'm at right now.

>>91793855
You could hurt somebody with that Game Gear. Be careful anon.

This place hasn't been hit with a Category 4 since the 1800s when records were first kept. Old shit is going to get knocked over and destroyed. Houses people abandoned, refused to update to code, and the road project that kept getting put off all will take heavy damage, if not completely collapse and take out power lines. It's going to suck bad.

WHERE IS JEFF

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>>91794855
The hell is he supposed to do? Pick oranges and make it fresh?

>>91795322
Holy shit

>>91795416
dude where you at i just overheard someone talking about it. wave your arms and jump up and down and i'll come over there.

>>91795451
>>91794944
>being willfully retarded about weather patterns
Am I being memed on? Is this the same kind of ironic shitposting as talking about all the Trump signs you see in New York so New York is definitely going red?

>>91795470
Hurricane Andrew was a cat 5.

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i think i'm good

>>91793855
>793855▶>>91794051
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Link to mini AK?

>>91795322
check'd!

http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=mlb&product=N0R&loop=yes

>>91795532
>latest spaghetti models

>>91792903
>130 mph, 140+ uplift winds
>9-12' storm surge that will swallow you up in minutes
>fake

>>91795470
wasn't hugo a cata4?..didnt really hit fl did it? can't remember

>>91795532
Um, duh?

>>91795595
WHY

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>>91791846
>-Greater than 95% chance of making landfall somewhere between Boca Raton and Brevard County.

Fug, I work in Boca and live in Boyton.

I'm also not feeling that secure right now. My house DOES have impact resistant glass, but when I tried to put up the shutters, they did not fit my windows. I called the owner, and it turns out she forgot to get the new shutters.

So, I'm now just hoping I don't get fucked up too badly. I've done as much to prepare as I can, but evacuating wasn't really an option for me.

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Stocked and ready for this bitch to hit! Melbourne checking in!

>>91795595
>candy, energy drinks, and other shit
lel

>>91795595
400lb hacker detected

>>91795595
Your food's more dangerous than this hurricane

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>>91791543


MIGRATING FROM OTHER THREAD.

TWO THREADS ARE JOINED AS ONE NOW.

PRO- TIP:

IF YOU SPIN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION FROM THE SPIN OF THE HURRICANE, YOU WILL BE OK.

NO DAMAGE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!

>fucking light rain outside

i put up shutter for no reason, fuck miami

>>91795451

This is probably going to sound fucking retarded, but I'm getting somewhat skeptical. I live in jax about 20 miles inland from the coast, and I dont even think its raining anymore. I mean it might hit harder tonight or tomorrow, but this weather channel is getting pretty fatalist for me. Like this is going to be fucking Katrina all over again. It sounds so scary that it's almost fucking ridiculous, I guess.

>>91795595
You expect to be holed up long enough to hand out Halloween candy?

>>91795654
>lose power
>it all spoils within a day
LOOL

>>91795578
Andrew went the opposite direction.

>>91795578
This if it hits will hit far north of Andrew

305 here, anyone welsh feeling let down by this hurricane?

We had literally nothing, some rain for 30min, a few gusts of not more than 20mph I estimate

>>91795400
good looking out

jeff is here now https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqxvdrdlkWGB

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/crowdcam.cfm

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>>91795322
Double check ems

fuck you op its 4am and i want to rip on my skippy jar

>>91795647
Good news is your roof will stay on

Bad news is those windows might not make it 100%

Good news is insurance might help cover those expensive ass windows

>>91793855
>no handcuffs to handcuff yourself with
>actual weapons
>no ballgag
>no ducttape
Utter fucking shit.

>>91795161
At least you'll die a man.

>>91795711
>he doesn't own a generator

>>91795647
your bathtub with lots of cover is your best place if you don't have a basement...just don't take a bubble bath

>>91795654
you're supposed to fill gallon jugs with water and freeze them to put into fridge when power fails.

>>91795749
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqxvdrdlkWGB

how the fuck is this guy bouncing all over the place, how many fucking phones does this jerkoff have

>>91795595
>Faygo

White trash ICP fag confirmed

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>>91794874
>>91794895
>>91794898
>>91794954
>>91795109
>>91795238
>>91795425

I fucked up bros. It taste like shit while its thawing. Fuck

>>91795595
>No Swedish fish

Hope you drown.

>>91795654
>ground beef for a hurricane
hmmm

gonna watch some comfy netflix, stay safe floridanons

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Am I prepared?

F haiti

>>91795654
https://vine.co/v/5gh0Kq311hi

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>>91795847
the fuck are you doing?

>>91795745
Its peak will come by midnight. Be patient.

>>91795595
Nice, but where's the food?

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>>91795680
kek what the fuck

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>>91795595
>arranges food in a hurricane patern
You should die first.

>death toll in Haiti is only 283
wow it's fucking nothing

>>91795699
>I live in jax about 20 miles inland

You should be fine as long as you don't live by a river or body of water.

954 checking in. The storm has been extremely underwhelming. All my prep for nothing.

>>91793225
Why is my water so good? Should I be drinking from the Jewish tap?

>>91795878
Go back to Mexico

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>>91795878
top kek. enjoy your new poolmates

>>91795595

>I cant die in a hurricane if I die from cardiac arrest

good thinking

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>>91795847
>mfw

>>91795847
>t taste like shit while its thawing
you took a bit before it was fully cooked?

>>91795847
>Implying frozen dinners ever taste good

>>91795847
don't listen to anyone, that meat is hardly meat and it cooked enough before it was frozen. eat em up

>>91795672
underrated

>>91795951
That's so many people what are you talking about?

>>91795595
>sour skittles

fucking kill yourself

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>>91795680
lmfao

>>91795847
>child hunger ends here

kek

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>>91795847

>>91795699
You're going to see the heaviest rainfall you've ever seen in your life, son.

>>91795863
I don't see what the problem is, really...

>>91795595
Are you my room mate? This shit is all he ever eats

>>91794514
313 here, wbu

>>91795959
kek

>>91795959
That's the worst shoop I've seen in my life.
No lie though, that's the best tasting tv dinner.

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>>91795847


Fellow Ameri-poor fags......

The rest of the world will never know our joys of eating 1000 Calories in ONE shot...

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>>91794514
I survived it last year because we are gods very lovely shiny treasure.

It didn't hit any city, so only rain for like three days. Some fields were screwed but nobody really cared.

Houses are good, but the floods would have been massive, and... you can imagine, I did my panic shopping anyway, good thing people didn't think the same.

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>>91793121
>newly created water

>>91795595

That's all sealed and relatively good for storing. You'll live, might have diabetes but you'll live.

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Rate my pantry. Diet soda is shit and belongs to my grandmother

>>91795847
Stock up on frozen microwave food. Double fail.

Power goes off and food spoils because he can't cook it in microwave.

Triple fail if his main range is electric, too.

>>91796059
they eat trees in Haiti

>>91795878
this is legit sad

>>91793855
is that actually a fucking liebermuster cap?

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ITT we post storm cache

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>tfw house in Boca Raton

gas the hurricanes

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Just found out a friend of my mom's flew into MCO on Tuesday with his wife and his wife's two kids for a week long Disney vacation.
>pic apparently related

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>>91796046
Soul skittles are the shit you cunt.

>>91794652
I am not sure if it would be better or worse if these were hot pockets.

Either way you are destined to die, I'm glad natural selection is finally doing it's job again.

>>91795847
Dude, you're gonna get sick when all medical facilities are out of service

>>91795798
>die a man
>pet cat
pick 1

>>91796160
SPAMM?

>>91795616
Not an argument.

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>>91791894
If anyone has a purely jeb folder I will save literally everything you post.

there is something about the man that is just bordering the line between embarrassing and yet insanely satisfying.

like he doesn't realize what universe he's in

>>91796160
Finally, someone who has a decent stash.

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>>91795161
I GRANT IT

>>91796160
Not bad, good mix

>>91795595
halloween is in 3 and a half weeks fag

>>91796037
Millions of people in an overcrowded island living out on the streets and in cardboard housing. Only a couple hundred dead.

And /pol/ and the mainstream media is convinced somehow tens of thousands of people are going to die in the United States. And it's not even a Cat 5

If we're being honest, the best case scenario would be it somehow looping back to Haiti and striking at full strength

>>91796269
hes one of us

>>91796160
it's sideways. stuff might fall over.

>>91795951
you do know that the total will be something like 8-10,000

>>91796229
Maybe if you want a million cankers.

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>>91794375
its not even just last, its near twice as bad as the next-worst contender. And over 10 times worse than Tanzania, etc.

I'm doubting scientific impartiality here, this is a bitter individual who got a bad Duvel (or 10), or got bit by TinTin, or his dog, orsomeshit.

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>>91796123
>231%

GET ON THE FUCKING TREADMILL

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The best survival food item.
Over 1000 calories packed into a tiny container.

Winds are picking up, lads. Only a matter of time until I lose power.

I'll see you guys in a few days when power is restored.

>>91796080
>I don't see what the problem is, really...
goes bad fast when not refrigerated

Should have made tons of fried chicken. Safe to eat when cold. Beef spoils too fast, and tastes like shit cold.

>>91796214
you've posted that same image repeatedly

>>91796160
unorganized/10
you're better than that anon

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>>91795161
PERISCOPE YOURSELF DUDE

Lame as fuck it didn't even hit Miami. I didn't even get a hard rain

>>91793855
Where's the rest of the Daniel Boone hat?

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I also just went shopping for food. But I live in Michigan, can I still post what I got?

>>91796294
rip anon

In 24 hours, everyone in Florida will be dead

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>>91792501
>thinks he's white
>hates bottled water

>>91796222
(((((boca)))))

>>91795595
Where are the guns?

>>91796365
it actually tastes good imo especially if you can fry it

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Hope you guize like hearing the phrase "dodged a bullet"... cause it's going to be repeated thousands of times by the media tomorrow when the storm doesn't make landfall at all.

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>>91795928
Hes a lying cunt, unless he literally ordered that Faygo online, hes a lying fatass cunt

>>91796123

>Sodium 2,090mg
>Cholesterol 690mg

MREs for fat fucks

>>91796431
and their children will be dead too

>>91796303
Are you a fucking dipshit?

There whole areas of haiti they didn't get to. It going to be at least 2,000

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just buy some of these and sip on them

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Why haven't any of you FL faggots stocked up on booze yet?!

>>91795161
swim fast kitters

>>91795595
For what? Destroying your pancreas?

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no u

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What's this for?

In case you outlive your supplies and you need to hang yourself?

Usually power dies in an emergency situation.

>>91796160
5/10

Respectable, would last for maybe a couple weeks.

>>91796477
t. hurricane

when's the fucker gonna start breaking shit... I'm bored. I wanna see it rip Florida apart. Gimme Katrina 2.0.

>CNN going back to politics.

Back to the Weather Channel I go!

>>91796534
I did shock top and yuengling

>>91796431

If not a hurricane or gator, the sink holes would eventually do you in anyway.

Matthew here
Nicole was my first love
When we hook up we are going to fuck your shit
Also
Matthew means gift from God

>>91796515
Oh shit that vitamin C better drink 11 a day so you don't get scurvy.

>>91796564
I kek'd

>>91796123
Jesus H christ, I enjoy shitty food but goddamn that goes way over the top.

>>91796572
This. I want to see floating spics and dindus.

>>91795282
you and her husband will both be getting pussy.

>>91796483
Neither sodium nor cholesterol are a factor in obesity you retard. You're thinking of heart disease. And plenty of non fat fucks suffer from heart disease.

>>91796502

Only 2000? Fucking hurricane can't get a high score.

Anyone expecting a major hurricane to hit ought to fill their bathtubs with water.

>>91796572
about 2 and a half hours

>>91796303
A whole city was under 10 feet of water and 1800 people died, I saying the death toll in us will be 10 TOPS.

any winter garden fags here

>>91796621

>tfw no /thicc/ hurricane gf

>>91796477
It going to make a clockwise rotation over the ocean then crash Miami with no survivors. Afterwards, it'll follow the same path like Katrina did.

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It will go the way of Sandy. The reporters will search high and low (but mostly low) for a place where a lake or river overflowed so they can stand in the water with waders on and talk about the widespread flooding and the arbitrary number of people affected by the storm. Anything to make a story.

>>91796160

Good except for
>K-cups

Those shits are ripoffs.

>>91796222
Any Boca Raton bros?

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>>91796382
It's better than it was when my aunt lived with us. She'd dig through and toss things around. The stuff she never touched is all still fairly organized, pic related

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bingo


>>91796709
fucking perfect... I love living in the based Best Coast Time Zone.

mad jeff goin to the water
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqxvdrdlkWGB

>>91796502
>millions of nigs breeding like rabbits literally living on top of each other
>the country is literally a junkyard of debris and scrap
>just a couple thousand dead

I'd be extremely surprised if even 15 americans manage to die.

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Don't quote me on that it could easily be off

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MADMAN

>>91796674
Needs to get over 9000 to beat Mitch.

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Would be nice if a natural disaster hits the liberal part of a swing state.

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>mfw the hurricane spins up all the gators just like that sharknado movie...killing 3 million people

>>91796564
I keep it in case Mexicans come. I throw it at one and their urges to do cheap housework overcomes them

>Scrawny faggots bitching about calories

You should always have HIGH CALORIE Food in your survival stockpile. Just in case you need to pack up as much as you can carry and move from your shelter. The less shit you have to carry the better. Plus if you are forced to move you can easily be pushed into burning over 3000 calories a day.

>>91796801
>all that Mountain Dew

I just got beetus looking at it.

>>91796801
+1 for Vernors
-10000 for Mountain Dew.

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>>91796365

>Fried Spam and fried eggs with an english muffin

I hear the Hawaiians are huge on Spam as well. That alone ranks them in my top 10 favorite states.

>>91796916
How could someone not adopt this dog immediately?

>>91791543

>Bottled water
>In small bottles

Good goy

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>Mitch

Just wait till Hurricane Chad

>>91796909
WOW....Drumpf supporters everyone.

>>91796930
Yeah you're gonna need to save some space to pack a fucking microwave to go with your TV dinners

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Nice. Cheers.

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>>91796477
So there isn't going to be a happening :(
While that is good for everyone I wanted to see shitty cardboard buildings getting blown away.

>>91796975
The best SPAM in the world isn't made in America.

>>91796515
>a quart of fuckign chocolate shake

How is this considered food for legal purposes? I'm not drinking gas and calling it gatorade

>>91796909
Florida beachside property
Deplorables and True Patriots are the ones in the path.

>>91796474
Yup. Iron skillet + isobutane stove = SHTF necessity.

>>91794652
The only acceptable thing in that fridge is the chicken biscuit. Jesus.

>>91795595
Anon dies of cat 4 diabetes

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>t butthurt Faygo fanatic
red was my favorite flavor

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This tbqh

>>91796930
Yep, spam and stuff like instant potatoes will keep you alive.

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>>91797007
smashing digits, lad

>>91796930
nigga I could survive like 3 months without food

>>91796515
why is that legal?

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oh man it feels like the 80's again

>>91797061
Don't listen to the anti-happening fags. It's 50/50 if it makes landfall and if it's close enough to the coast it will still fuck up shit

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqxvdrdlkWGB

based jeff in the bathroom

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>>91796975
Spam and orange soda is obese islanders diet of choice.

>>91794652
>not buying stouffers frozen mac and cheese

Fucking plebs...

>>91796125
You reminded me to feed my dog
Thanks beaner
Beaners like weiners

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Did periscope guy die?

>>91796123

I've eaten that before. The eggs look bad, but they taste ok with ketchup

>>91795595
>faygo
THE FUCKING CLOWNS ARE AT IT AGAIN

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>>91796772

thanks for reminding me not to believe the media when it comes to storm coverage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgm3_jzcNm4

>>91797032
Liberals were happy to trash Bush over Katrina.

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why the fuck wouldn't it be
they're telling you about it

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>>91791543
This thread and the burgers who stocked food, i expected something like pic related, what i get instead is some wet dream of a guy going to auchan / lidl for a quick run to buy sweets, cakes, soda and junk food, if the hurricane won't kill you the garbage food you bought will.

These guy kinda gets the idea:
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>>91797032
I see liberals say "all republicans need to die" on my facebook all the time. This is fair game.

>>91797143
He keeps losing signal i think, it cuts out every 5-10 mins now :(

>>91796752
Yeah dude 352, just got my greenhouse battoned down, rated to 70mph before I have to cut the plastic so fingers crossed

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ALERT ALERT REVIEWBRAH IS CAUGHT IN THE STORM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4iXzYaSDuo


HAPPENING

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how many dimensions of chess is Jeb playing?

How can anyone beat him!?

When can we expect the real shit to start going down? Has the hurricane made landfall yet?

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Based

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561 here, this "storm" is a fucking joke. I just went for a walk and didn't even get wet. Winds are about 10 mph.

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Fucking disgusting lads
how the fuck do people live like this
how much do you fucking weight
Jesus Christ your an embarrassment to the white race
fuck

>>91797061
Its not done yet, should it go south over the Bahamas, expect landfall on the second go around.

>>91797105
Unless you have to move to higher ground due to storm surge, with the wind pounding in your face, draining the life out of you, and you are lethargic as fuck because your low calorie rice crackers didn't provide you with enough energy.

Then you'll be shark food faggot.

>>91797212
He is going to die.

>tfw in one of the evacuation zones in Jacksonville
i aint evacuating, niggers

>>91796772
Fuck u Sandy wrecked my neighborhood in nj. It wasnt a meme.

Who /SouthernCalifornia/ here


72 and not a cloud in the sky bros

I wonder if Hurrr icane Matthew will be blamed on Trump or Clinton

>>91796930
t.fat ass
No one wants to eat a meal that has 90% of your daily sodium intake or fucking 300 grams of sugar

>>91796975

I'm Hawaiian and I love my fried spam, portuguese sausage, scrambled eggs, and rice

>>91797212
I thought he was living in his car? RIP if so

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>>91796515
WTF are these things! How do you not die from a heart attack with all that salt?

>>91797264
They're really only stocking up on three days worth of food.

>>91796930
that's why I've been bulking for the past 3 years and have reached a mass of well over 300lbs (that's 136kg for you leafs)

>>91797167

Because he couldn't somehow prevent niggers from chimping out and looting New Orleans.

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As the ancient Hawaiians say, a big diet = surfin' bigger waves hoaloha.

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Also have guns and ammo and emergency light and heat for a month under the worst...

>>91797310
It's a very deplorable storm.

>>91796269
Jeb feels like...
Well, he fells like the kind of person who would go on 4chan. We see ourselves in Jeb!

>>91791543
ehhhhh that might be a week worth of food plus the water

>>91795191
Hi 561 here too, This storm is extremely gay