The Calm Before the Storm.

>>91791458
no happening, weak ass winds here

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

decent chance it doesn't even make landfall. still will cause of damage, but get ready to hear all the media using the term "dodged a bullet" tomorrow night.

4th for RIP Jeff

>>91791458
Shits been getting 'serious' and 'happening' since last week. Fuck off you spamming yanks, don't you get this shit every other weak? Dramatic cunts.

I live here and the this is boring weather. I get storms practically once a week

LIVE STREAM WHERE!?!?!??!?

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?

Shit's about to get real on this stream in the next 20-30 minutes. He's near Port St Lucie check it out http://maps.baronweather.com/

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?


jeff the madman still at it

Livestream
>Fox10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Weather Channel Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>CSwxCenterandTHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05sznGzBaLo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Dj Chupy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWxLQsTMdY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Periscopes
>Based Jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

>latina bae in FL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyLWMEjgJM

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I had to leave my cat. We couldn't find him before leaving. Thinking about driving back.

75 miles off the coast still and moving roughly due northwest at 13 mph. it's going to take a long time before it even has a chance of making landfall.

>>91791633

Key West gives no fucks.

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tropicaltidbits.com

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http://www.tropicwx.com/

>>91791851
oh damn that sucks

Fellow Floridians, what are you grooving to while you wait for the water and wind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Z-V2xey-Q

>>91791851
>cat
faggot

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>tfw you'll wake up in a comfy bed tomorrow

>>91791851
Go!

>>91791851
Live stream this adventure

>>91791851
Get ur cat nigger

>>91791851
DO IT

SAVE THAT CAT RIGHT MEOW

/Jax/.

Nothing will be happening here tonight, but I'll start uploading pics tomorrow around noon when shit gets real. I'm likely in deep trouble if the track holds, so I'll stay online as long as the power stays on.

>>91791851
>faggot afraid of a little wind and rain
>owns a cat
It checks out.

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>>91791458
>spoopy pepe matthew
pls stop lads

>>91791851
go back you coward

>>91791851
Fucking scum.
Are you a nigger by chance?

>>91791931
Where do you think you are newfag?

>>91791851
Go back man your cat is fucked otherwise. Imagine him out there alone and cold and terrified. He's probably hanging round the house to get in anyway, you'll find him quick.

>>91791458

Hopefully it's a good one. Looking forward to the news tomorrow morning.

>>91791851
Aw anon, I'm sorry.

Don't drive back, you'll be amazed at what cats can survive. I'd be more worried about any dogs.

Have faith.

>>91791927
The music on my phone shuffled. Currently on Cross The Breeze by Sonic Youth

guys im in montreal, will i be okay imscared

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http://cbs12.com/live

>>91791851
GO BACK WHAT THE FUCK

>OP literally can't into generals

Jesus christ what a faggot

AM I FUCKED?" or "WILL I BE OKAY?" anons, please check your area's warnings using this link:
http://www.weather.gov/

>Maps and Information (other sources)
Tidbits: http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/
SpaghettiModels: http://www.spaghettimodels.com/
Navy NRL: http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html

>Hurricane Safety
NOAA: http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hurricane/
FEMA: https://www.fema.gov/disaster/4068/updates/hurricane-safety-tips-learn-what-do-during-and-after-hurricane
Coast Guard Hurricane Supply Kit: https://www.uscg.mil/d7/airstaBorinquen/docs/HurricanePage/Suggested%20Hurricane%20Supply%20Kits%20.pdf

>Insights:
-Greater than 95% chance of making landfall somewhere between Boca Raton and Brevard County.
-Currently a cat 4, going to hit Florida as a a cat 4.
-Reminder that hotels are getting sold out all across Tampa and St. Pete. It'd be wise to check hotels more north of Tampa for the best possibility of securing a room if you're evacuating. Traffic along I-4 and other highways moving west are getting clogged, and thus detours will be needed to get out safely in as little time as possible.

>Live Cams (NEW)
Florida Beach Cams: http://www.mybeachcams.com/florida/southeast-keys/
Nassau, Bahamas Cam: http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/
Public Highway Cams: http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=28.52839&lon=-81.2033&z=0

>Twitters to Check
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/HRD_AOML_NOAA
https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter

>POLICE
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/12

>cool shit
https://earth.nullschool.net/

>threadly reminder
IT IS EVACUATION, NOT MIGRATION.

>>91791851
RIP

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>>91791458
Rate my supplies

>>91791663
Mormons in good standing have a card called a temple recommend. This lets them do stuff in Mormon Temples.

To get the card you have to be in good standing and promise to the local and regional religous leader that you not cheated, stole, and so on.

The Casino in vegas learned that the Mormons with the Temple recommend

- Don't have drinking problems
- Don't gamble
- Are very careful with the money and deeply honest.

So now if you have that card the casinos will hire you.

>>91791851
I can't leave my wife alone and I won't risk her life over an animal. Sorry guys.

>>91792084
wtf I love Chinese now

>>91791942
Behind every shitpost

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>>91791851


>I had to leave my cat.

>We couldn't find him before leaving.

That's because he left before you did.

Your cat is probably somewhere in Texas by now faggot.

>>91791927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FndjyqsvrBU

>>91792117
not enough peanuts

>>91792049
Thanks, Leaf.

>>91792194
>>91792194
>>91792194
>>91792194

>>91791644
>decent chance it doesn't make landfall
You're pulling that out of your ass.

>>91791851
>dying over a cat that has way less a chance of dying than you

faggot

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>tfw name matthew
>tfw house in palm beach
>tfw storm coming for me and has my name written all over it

>>91791458
where are 4chink's servers based?

any chance we have issues?

>>91792084
>leaf
You have bigger problems than a fucking storm, m8.

>>91792117
student housing/10

>>91792140
>I can't leave my wife alone
I'm sure her and her son will be proud of you.

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>>91792140

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SC here near the coast but a no surge zone. Reaching maximum comfy with civ, netflix and beer

>>91792117
>no milk
ded/10

>>91791851
Your cat needs you.

>>91791458
https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar/status/784122375424004096
DON'T FORGET TO ADD THIS

>>91791851
That pussy is getting wet right meow

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>>91792140
why ask the question then you retard attention whore

>>91792117
Not enough peanut butter. Not enough meat.

Do you have guns for killing looters?

>>91791458
Anyone have a link to a good real time weather radar?

Not this looping 'for the TV' garbage

>>91792233
No problem, stay safe.

>>91792117
kek my parents constantly have 10x more emergency supplies than you without trying

>fox stream reporting some models show no landfall
is it over lads?

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>>91792117
>Publix water

Top lad. My store was sold out almost instantly. Thankfully I quit drinking soda and buy 4 cases of water every time I go to the store so I have a surplus.

>>91792238
Yes, 1, zero

>It was Rubio

>>91792117
needs more protein

>>91791851
DemolitonD is that you

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>>91792261
>and has my name written all over it

One of the local stations just said "Close Enough for government work"

In the 321. Waiting for midnight is fucking torture. I'm a mile away from two intercoastals that buffer us from the ocean

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>>91792261

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>>91792117
>No gun

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>mfw thousands of people will die because of a hurricane bearing my name.

>>91792342
I have knives

>>91792349
They only get updated by the frame every once in a while. TV actually shows you the most recent data

>>91792117
7/10 for food, need more protein

5/10 over all if that's all you got.

>>91792349

http://maps.baronweather.com/
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-80.67,28.28,3000/loc=-78.579,26.430

>>91792301
>two hurricanes to the back of the head

>>91792140
Is she retarded or something?

>Listening to Fox News interview woman via phone
>Woman east of Orlando
>Interviewer asks her why she hasn't evacuated
>Woman responds that they are used to hurricanes and should be fine
>Interviewer asks if she has any food or sources of power
>Woman says she has leftover pizza and candles
>Interviewer almost swears calling the woman a dumb bitch

>>91792330
I DIDN'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS YOU RETARDED NIGGER POSTING FUCK

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I want to go use a Q Tip but what if I have the Q Tip in my ear and a branch smashes through the window and bumps my elbow?

>>91791851
I will find you and kill you for doing this.

>>91792421
I am glad you and people like you will die in the coming days.

>>91792365
It never happens :(

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>>91791931

>Dog owners needing to chimp out everytime someone has a different pet than them

Truly the sjws of pet-owners

>>91792349

http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=mlb&product=N0R&loop=yes

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http://www.infowars.com/black-lives-matter-supporters-plan-looting-sprees-as-hurricane-matthew-hits/

FUCKING GOOGLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91791851

They can swim.

Also, this why you have dogs. They stay near and listen.

Fox saying it will die off about 10am, literally fucking nothing

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>>91792117
The mormon in me is disappointed.

Now this would impress me.

>>91792117
>bottled water
>bottled cancer and estrogen
pick both

>>91792503

you'll bust your ear hymen and take your hearing virginity

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Will burgers die? How many are at risk?

>implying they don't deserve it

>>91792431
About 25% of cans I have that you can't see are beans

Will this event be what finally plunges us into the next financial crisis? They will have something to pin it on.

>>91792292
Lol I was waiting for the last frame to just be Garfield holding up the "wild" tie

352, sitting comfy while the coast gets hammered

>>91792117
First to be raped by Google looters/10

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Stay down there pleez

>>91792503
reported

>>91792106
thanks

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>>91792596
>>91792527
>>91792365
>anti-happening fags

>>91791851
Who the hell keeps an outdoor cat as a pet? You're basically asking for it to get lost or get hit by a car.

power flashes lads

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>>91791458
Melbourne here, apparently its making landfall here which will be fun. Apparently we are expecting 115 mph winds.

>>91792140
>literally choosing some bitch over catbro

Fucking kys

>>91792476
>tfw east orlando and leftover pizza is my primary food as well

evacuations aren't even being recommended here

>>91792117
Peanuts? That's a funny way to say guns and ammo

>>91792417
Only 300 people died in Haiti.
I doubt thousands of people will die in florida.
Dont get too down now, kiddo.

>>91792476
Kek, wonder if it was a fake call in.

>>91792421
I hope you're memeing. you have to get really close with a knife, close enough for you to get really hurt/your knife taken

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>>91792247

very few models show it making landfall. the media and public officials are creating a hype train

>>91791747
>calling Dixies "Yanks"
Fuck off, Ahmed, this is a Cat 4 hurricane. It's one of the most powerful to hit Florida. Give this another 4 hours and central Florida will be turning to rubble.

>>91792568
>implying chimpouts aren't the reason we all come here

>>91791851
>fucking coward who leaves a creature that depends on him
>Cat owner
what a fucking surprise, go get him

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>>91792583

BLOW CANE-CHAN

BLOOOOOOW

>>91792698
>Who the hell keeps an outdoor cat as a pet
If you were anywhere but america you would get laughed out of town

>>91791851
line 4 of the warrior ethos

I WILL NEVER LEAVE A FALLEN COMERADE

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>>91792572
I don't really have a cat. I'm comfy on the west coast right now. ;^)

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Are floridians ready for the cultural enrichment?
http://www.infowars.com/black-lives-matter-supporters-plan-looting-sprees-as-hurricane-matthew-hits/

>>91792421
>living in Clapistan
>not owning a gun

What the fuck, man?

>>91791458
can somebody delete the map line snear the eyes
it'd make a grete pepe

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>>91791458
Comfy here

>tree limb has been hitting an electrical wire in my back yard for the past hour emitting sparks
>wire is still up and my power is still on
man those wires must be durable as fuck

>>91792597
What is it with Mormons and overstocking food? I've noticed this a lot

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Is orlando and centeral florida overwhelmingly democrat? If so this could be the greatest thing to happen right before the election. Get rid of some dems and make the state red.

>>91792698
If you are not retarded you can have several outdoor cats and they do not die. You have to watch out for them, and know how to call them. Not near any busy roads though they will get hit near busy roads.

>>91792476
>Interviewer almost swears calling the woman a dumb bitch
Please let this is true

Guys I wasn't scared before because it was cat 3 but now it's cat 4 and I'm getting scared.

>>91792583
BLOW HURRICANE-CHAN BLOW!

What cam do we watch for maximum comfy?

>>91792553
>>91792438

Thanks!

>>91792358
I'm a poor fag so it's not like I can afford a lot

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>>91792117
>>91792597
>Emergency stockpile
>No SPAM

Say hi to god for me faggots.

>>91792568
Everybody loots after a hurricane in Fl

>>91791851

Your cat shat on some anons window so you won't have to worry about cleaning up any mess...fecal mess anyway

>>91792605
Back when that tsunami happens to japan at my old highschool we raised $400 to send to japan as aid, what did you do fucking leaf fag cunt bitch

>>91791644
It better freaking hit.

>>91792862
it's from that one time the us government invaded our fucking country

https://www.reddit.com/r/TropicalWeather/comments/567y1m/im_posting_videos_of_the_hurricane_for_the_next/

check this shit out, retard on reddit is gonna die in the storm

>>91792476

I'm just south of Orlando.

Am I gonna die?

>>91792862
There is no such thing as overstocking.

>>91792765
>very few models show it making landfall.
This hour.
Models change almost as soon as they release them.

>>91792862
It's a Mormon thing, they're supposed to be prepared for emergencies, that includes stockpiling food.

>>91791851

Dumb shit. What were ya doing letting him outside

>>91791851

That's the toxoplasmosis talking, stay put anon.

>WOOOOOW OMG SO INCREDIBLY WIND HELP PEOPLE DIE OMG LOOK AT US

>check livestream
>mild rain and wind
>cars casually driving around

Please all kys

Is it just me, or does this not even seem that bad by the time it "hits" Florida? The Weather Channel is so desperate for a major weather disaster. They even took it upon themselves to name winter storms for fuck's sake.

>>91792716

Get inside when the outer shitwall hits if ever you want to live to piss yourself again, Lahey.

>>91791851
trip say you go on the suicide mission

>>91792828
fucking niggers i swear

>>91792869
Nope we got trump pence signs everywhere.

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>>91792596

>HurricaneIDF out in full force

Shepard Smith confirms that the only thing that's going to die off before 10 PM is Floridians

https://mobile.twitter.com/JEFFGORDON5/status/784164233957273600/video/1

>>91791747
>spamming yanks

"..Weather.com reported that no category 4 storm had struck anywhere in northern Florida or Georgia since 1898. The National Weather Service in Melbourne, Florida, meanwhile, echoed Scott’s grim warnings for Florida. “Widespread extensive to devastating impacts will be felt,” it said in a statement.

“Airborne debris lofted by extreme winds will be capable of breaching structures, unprotected windows and vehicles. Effects such as these ranging from the coast to well inland have not been experienced in central Florida for decades...2

since 1898! not since decades!! et-fucking-cetera!!! We travelling on the MickeyMouse Habbenin Xpress with NO BREÀKS NOW. You impolite fuck.

>>91793011
It was so shit earlier they started talking about tornadoes instead

Death toll 264

>>91792834
I'm a student and poor as fuck so I don't have gun unfortunately

>>91792421
>I have knives

You wouldn't happen to be a britbong tourist would you?

>>91793011
>>91793009
>>91791644


are you people literally retarded? it hasnt hit yet you dumbshits

>>91792957
Nah, North of Orlando will be getting the worst of it. I live in Altamonte Springs and currently have everything boarded up and tied down.

>>91792698
>Kitten at door, mom hit by car.
>Don't like cats, but its a small furball
>leave it food and water
>it liked to Jump around.
>Name it Michelle Jenneke
>now when I go outside It will sleep at my feet and bring me animals as offerings.

Still hate cats but this one isn't bad.

>>91791851
F

If it was a dog I'd go back.

>>91792568
>>91792828
>All these people who will immediately be arrested once law is restored

>>91792742
The haiti number is going way up. will take a week or two to find all the dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFnAyie9vFk

Listen to Kaz "see a nigger pull the trigger" Miller, Floridafags.

>>91791851
SAVE THE CAT PLEASE

>>91792622
Get some spam while you still have time. Even a little will go along way to maintain a healthy amino acid profile during your hours of intense physical activity.

>>91792918

Maybe Canada isn't so bad after all

>>91793081
Pretty much just means beachside gets rekt if it stays on the current path, eye just off the coast, no googles, just old people and poors in some trailer parks

>>91793143
>unfortunately
The weak and stupid are supposed to die.

>>91793152
>>91793143
See above

>>91793028
You know what a shit-barometer is, anon? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, anon. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'."

>>91793050
HOLY SHIT that's funny.

>>91793198
>Implying they won't just be straight up shot
If Martial law gets declared there's no restrained police presence

kek, floridafag here
the shits over, all is well.
went for a walk and i am fine as the storm is done

>>91792716
put more duct tape on your window tarps!

>>91791747
i feel the same way about /britpol/

>>91791851
Does KEK will you to save your cat?

>>91792417
There's a hurricane named big faggot?

>>91793175

Only problem is nothing of mine is boarded up.

Though my windows were said to be able to handle hurricane force winds.

>>91793166
it's not going to hit. the eye will stay 20-50 miles off shore

>>91791851
wish it was you that was left behind

>>91793314
>implying the police need to be involved for them to get shot
It's the gunshine state.

>>91792938
>being underage

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>>91791458
>tfw my ups ground shipment is in Jacksonville and tracking has gone dark
Guys, will my shipment survive?!

>>91791851
Cat probly wouldn't come back for you desu

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You Florida posters think you are hot shit with your convenient and well priced Publix locations.

Well, us Southeast Georgia folk are ready for Matthew. Screw him!

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>>91792828
>el blanco

>>91792828
I just got done loading a drum mag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

>>91793047
Bummer it's all bad then, best of luck with the shitstorm

F

>>91792358
Fucking parents, I tell ya.

>>91793374
kill yourself, the outer and inner bands are where shits going down

>>91791851
Go back for your cat you fucking subhuman

>>91793374
11+ foot storm surge and 6-10 foot waves on top of that

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That's a lot of (yous).

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>>91793377
Kek loves kitty

>>91793407
Was it dragon dildos?

>>91793321
Fuck off, retard, it hasn't even hit yet. It's supposed to hit at 3 am

>trump leading all polls
>stock markets crashing
>hurricane about to blow the fuck out of florida

who maximum comfy here?

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Who /Orlando/ here?

>>91792093

Ask them if they have any copies left of Battletoads

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>>91791747
>>91793081

Here's the National Weather Service warning for Palm Beach.

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>>91791625
561 here... I feel (You) on that... kinda pissed I spent my whole day off putting up fucking storm shutters and dragging my old lady's million rare potted herbs and plants (some of which are in giant clay pots weighing upwards of 200 pounds with soil and shrubbery included) into my back living room/garage)

...but whatever. I've been here long enough to know that if that shit just turns a bit...everything can get REKT.

My friends in N. Fl. You all might be in for some shit come 5-6am.

Good Luck and God(Kek) Bless (You)!

>mfw the OP pic is the one you dropped 2 threads ago and the hurricane passed you by but you still have off work till monday and have a shit ton of booze on hand

life.... is GREAT!!!

>>91792862
A, Mormons had a country at one time. US invaded it and tried to starve out the mormons
B. It about being prepared for anything.
C. It is useful since if money becomes tight you can skip going to the groccery store for a month and still eat fine.

Mormons are supposed to have a 72 day emergency food, and 3 months to 1 year of food to store.

It really not hard. Just buy one thing of pasta or soup or so on each time you go to the store and put it away. soon you have tons of food saved up.

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>other hurricane is just hanging out in the ocean grinding DPS to beat Matthew's high score

>>91793515
palm beach here, dunbar road

>>91791644
FOX JUST DROPPED IT ALREADY
>MIAMI SEEMS TO HAVE DODGED THE BRUNT OF IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ

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>>91791814
Lets roll for 'Based Jeff' to die live on Periscope.

>>91793380
True, but I don't think the Northern Florida redneck nasty girls are going to need any encouragement to shoot down Daclevus' shopping spree dream.

>>91792140
>preferring a bitch over pussy
faggot ass nigga

>>91793175
I live in maitland. Bounced town but nothing is boarded at my apt.. My roommates are there with no food or water. How fucked are they?

>>91793497
shit is over.

The real question is how is CNN going to try and spin this against Trump?

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>Live in South Carolina
>Someone loses mind at check point during evacuation
>Runs it and is caught by police
>Shoots at them, and is killed in the return fire
>It's happening
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hurricane-matthew-evacuation-man-shot-dead-by-south-carolina-deputies-in-dispute/

>>91793500
>trump leading polls
>hurricane about to hit florida
I have some bad news, my alabaster compatriot.

>>91793050
fucking kek

>>91793175
Live in Maitland. Didn't board my apartment before I left. My roommates are there with no supplies. How fucked are they?

>>91792117
Golden. This shit is overhyped anyway. Gonna be fine in a day. Go for a run, have some fun with your mates outside. This "hurricane" is a joke bruv.

>>91792742
There's no way they have info on al, the dead. The streets are flooded, trash and debris everywhere, you'll have to wait until the aid starts flowing in to get a number on the dead.

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>>91793631
>Up bum no baby

SHOO SHOO HURRICANE

NO LANDFALL

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East Seminole county reporting in. Winds beginning to pick up. Rain now almost non-stop. Totally prepped. storm shutter locked down tight as a motherfucker. Lousy with beer and ice. Where my central Florida sawampfags at? Pic is my backyard on a nice day

>>91793489
Why does the type of dildo matter? UPS tracking said it arrived in Jacksonville (destination Ruskin) but now there is no info available. I'm worried, guys.

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>>91793321

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>>91793676

>>91793581
>>other hurricane is just hanging out in the ocean
He's just waiting for Matthew to circle around again and tap out.

Tag team hurricanes are the new normal under Obama.

>>91793631
>i love cheesecock

30,000 dead in haiti is the latest number according to the UN

>>91793650
>Trump's hateful rhetoric has manifested itself in the form of a deadly hurricane.

>>91792117
You have enough water for at least 1 month but I can't say the same about the food wtf were you thinking l retard?

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>>91793050

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>91793631
>I MY MOM

This bothers me the most.

>>91793772
Is that Lake Harney? Oviedo here

>>91791851
Your cat is dead if you don't get it.

>>91793631
>same same I came

hahahahahahaha

what a wonderful lady

Here in Miami it's been nothing but mild wind and a little rain.

Kek has failed us.

>>91793632
Depending on how close it gets, either very fucked or not fucked at all. Just hope that no windows get broken and they should be alright

>>91793500
if the storm fucks up north florida say hello to madam president

>>91793631
I want that Dr. Cunt or One Cunt Wolf Pack

>>91792918
I like Treet brand as well, and it normally cheaper.

>>91793050
>and your kids die too

Jesus. Are weathermen redpilled?

>>91791458
Mobile brevard pol checking in. Live on the Indian River, sticking it out. Starting to get serious. Will send pics as it starts picking up, I plan on going outside during it

>>91793841
Serves them right for speaking out against HRC

>>91793772
>having a kid swing over the water like it was gator bait

>>91793631
>nothing about cucks

Will there be a race war? What's the demographics look like? Florida has lots of guns, blacks, and hispanics right?

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>>91793841

How the fuck does Haiti have anyone left alive in it?

>>91793682 >>91793888

only spics and blacks will die

>>91793050
Kek what. I guess that's one way to scare people into evacuating.

>>91793722
>Roommates with no supplies

There's always the Donner Party option. One of them will be OK.

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>935 mb
It's fucking strenghtening

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RUMORS OF AN ENORMOUS GUAC BOWL BEING AIRLIFTED OVER TO FLORIDA AIRSPACE

JEB! WILL SAVE FLORIDA

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Fresh precip data

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>>91793631
>I'm Gay

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>>91793605
>spaghetti models

>>91792140
faggot. I hope you and ur wife get gutted

>>91793968
She makes to order, lets find this woman.

>>91793050
>thinks he's done
>YOUR KIDS WILL DIE
my sides are gone

After arriving in jensen beach to a freshly baked ziti, i poured myself a screwdriver and popped my xannies. Max comfy is setting in.

Came a long way from sneaking into that hospital. Its been a fucking ride. Hopefully this storm provides satisfying catharsis.

>>91793996
Slow and steady win the race

>>91793050
GET OFF IT

>>91793877
10-4 ROGER THAT

>>91793772
Steady Rain here West Seminole County.
>No Shutters

>>91791927
https://open.spotify.com/track/4tRkMAL93DFmaMDUHOHuBH

>>91793977
they keep fucking and getting handouts

>>91793050
I fucking love that guy, so smug

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>>91793996
I miss Jeb

>>91791851
Go get him you double nigger.

>>91792117
>no sausages
Other than that, you're fine for fucking month and then some.

>>91793970
>implying corpses can fight

>>91793841
and those numbers aren't even counting hurricane causalities.

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>>91791458
>tfw comfy in western PA

>>91794086
>check yo cat

>tfw central florida and my car is in parked in the street
will my car RIP?

>>91793050
>https://mobile.twitter.com/JEFFGORDON5/status/784164233957273600/video/1

>and your kids die too

KEK WILLS IT

any winter garden fags here?

>>91793841
>>91793977
What? I heard it was like 300.

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Post your comfy hurricane outfits boys

>>91793799

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>salty surge

>>91793872
Lake Mills

>>91793850
Water is more important, you'd die of dehydration long before you'd starve to death.

>>91793484
>5:52
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91793841
... There's no fucking way, source

>>91794211
Depending on if you are north or south of Orlando you might be fine or fucked

>>91792583
Blow hurricane-chan, blow!

Is it happening yet?

>>91794086
Hope it passes, please save your cat, look for cat when you go back please.

REPORTS OF CLOWNS IN JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA......

>>91792828
I have 2 rifles, three shotguns, three handguns, and about 200 rounds between them. Plus my buddies have theirs too. I think I'm safe

JEFF DEAD WTF

>>91793515
Altamonte Springs here. Zero prep, have alcohol and benzos to pass time.

rip jeff

>>91794211
how center we talking here

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?

god i fucking hate normies... they're fucking dense as fuck

>what happens if you run outta gas?
>where you going? where you going? where you going?
>woah dude get out!
>lol im at starbucks watching! like omg!

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>>91793650
>"this is an obvious sign of global warming"
>"Trump is against global warming"

Jeff stream ended.

RIP

Blow hurricane-chan, blow!

>>91792403
My father in law decided not to evacuate he's about 1mi north of Pineda on south tropical. I full expect his shit to get wrecked

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>>91794062
I admonished you earlier for being an entitled shithead, but I was wrong and I'm sorry. You seem like an interesting individual and I wish you well.

>>91794358
This IT marketing is getting out of hand

>>91794392
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>>91794365
Was that ice cream place actually open a while ago?

>>91792117
Those campbell's canned things are terrible btw.

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>>91792117
SCfag here, rate my water/milk supply. (Added another case today.)

>>91794359
>about 200 rounds
For 8 guns.

Seriously?

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>>91794304