HURRICANE MATTHEW WORST IN HISTORY

>>91784108
Periscope where?

>>91784108
When is it supposed to hit?

>>91785504

Supposed to be right over the barrier island around 3am EST

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Its only a cat 4, man.

Get comfy and chill out.

>>91785586
>island
It's not a happening

>>91785835

You should really look at a map of florida. It's supposed to rake across the coast/middle of the state then arc across the rest of the SE.

>>91784108
I'm terrified. I didn't leave and the wind is fucking horrifying.

>>91785981

Where are you at senpai?

Orlando here.

>>91785630
who's that hottie. Give me more

>>91785981
>>91786062
weak cunts, hurricanes are for pussies

try having a abo knock at your door at midnight, that shit is fucking terrifying

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>>91785427
Wow thanks. Comfy levels are reaching critical mass now

>>91785981
Periscope nigga. Take video.

Who here going to be awake with me at 12:00pst

Going to start drinking around 630, should be fucked up enough by then to make some syrian baby hurricane memes

>>91786157
Are you familiar with african americans? I've woken up with one in my bedroom.

>>91786062
Tallahassee reporting in, maximum comfy achieved.

If you're in Florida you're going to die, I hope you early voted for Trump before you get blown away by the hurricane

>>91785427
Is he a hurricane denier or something?

>>91786062
>>91785981
WE WANT WEBMS OF MAYHEM.

I REPEAT. DO NOT SEEK SHELTER. WE WILL TRADE GENUINE (YOU) FOR YOUR WEBMS.

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tidely-ho, amerifats, how's global warming going for you? are you still comfy?

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Mfw Brevard county & near a rising river

Rita and Wilma from 2005 were more powerful and intense. Wilma is the most intense Atlantic hurricane ever recorded, and Rita is the fourth most intense ever recorded. I evacuated for Rita, Cameron Parish was completely destroyed and removed from its cement foundation. I took a FEMA loan and moved to Washington state. Fuck hurricanes.

>>91786062
407/321 reporting
It's pretty calm at the moment. Lots of rain but little wind. Staying up till 3 am to suicide via hurricane

>>91785981
I was a mile inland when Sandy hit (NJ). The wind can be almost surreal. And then afterwards, we didn't have power for three weeks. You forget how dark it gets when there's absolutely no lights on.

No gas because no stations could pump. ATMs stopped. Cell died after about 48-72 hours when the cell sites backup batteries died.

The only place that was open was a pizza place because the ovens are gas fired. Had to buy subs and pizzas with quarters from the change jar when I ran out of cash.

Only two places had generators for a week or so. The police station, and the liquor store.

>>91784108
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>91786322
nah m8, usally scare off the abo before he breaks in, just throw white sugar out on your street and he will be running after it

>>91785981
>>91785981
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/10/06/hurricane-matthew-batters-bahamas-set-strengthen-florida-approach/91652096/

But seriously. Only niggers avoid hurricane evacuation orders.

get the fuck out of there you dumb niggers.

Is it really the worst in history?

>>91786421
Fort Myers ready for duty, the lads are steady.

Is there any live stream?

Ignore the weather channel.

They have to sensationalize it for ratings.

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>>91784108
I AM NOT EVEN NEAR THE FUCKING THING

AND THE NEWS CHANNELS ARE SCARING THE FUCK OUT OF ME

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>>91784108
is this guys wig for fucking real?

>>91786274

Where are you?

>>91786757

The governor just talked on local news

>>91786763
Civil war soon

>>91785630
Katrina was cat 2 so....

>>91786813
huh? Washington

907, hurricane doesn't hit till 12, have ups on every single electronic in house, shutters up and my asshole clentched. I'm ready for you bitch

>>91786322
>I've woken up with one in my bedroom.

Story time, anon.

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which periscope is the best?

>>91785981
Periscope now my nigger. Even if you do not survive we can be with you at your last moments. We get a happening view and you get company. God speed bro!

>>91786872
Katrina did no wind damage whatsoever, it flooded new orleans and broke the river levee, that is the ONLY reason it caused so much recorded "damage", through flooding.

>>91786872
Except it was category 5 so...

>>91786062
Fuck I have a condo in orlando

>>91786872
>Katrina was cat 2 so....
Katrina was bad because of storm surge amplified by being in the gulf, and NO being below sea level.

but any major storm can do damage if conditions are right. High tide/wind direction/ etc.

>>91787174
Nah it was a 3

>>91787174
Not when it landed, it was 3. Peak in the gulf is different than landfall. Read up.

>>91787212

Christ, why? What kind of cuck gets a condo in a shit city like Orlando?

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>mfw Sweden is pretty much never hit by any natural happenings at all. Comfy all year around. The worst would be some deaths from car crashes at winter.

Why are the yanks getting their knickers in a twist? Don't you lot have hurricanes and earthquakes every other day?

>>91784108
>worst in history

>hurricane records only go back 110 years

>katrina was bigger

>it's been 11 years since a hurricane hit the US

kys now, or i will, cousin.

Vero beach reporting in, scared as fuckV

>>91787386
But you have plenty of ungodly, subhuman happenings.

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>>91786547
Prepare to die weeb

You are all overreacting. Fuck the national weather service and all the other weather experts. This is who I turn to when there is weather.

https://twitter.com/JEFFGORDON5/status/784100453365719040

>>91786062

Just south of you.

I'm spooked as fuck as I didn't bird up my windows, but the entire structure I live in is built to withstand hurricane force winds.

>>91787386
Guess refugees aren't considered natural catastrophes

WILL THIS EFFECT TRUMP WINNING FLORIDA WITH LOW TURNOUT??

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>>91784108
I wonder if this guy's house is gonna make it.

10th time today to say that it isn't happening

The media is tricking you, for the last 3 hours the "strong winds are offshore" and i see live footage of a regular storm I see daily in Florida.

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OC4all you 'cane niggers, godspeed
also jeff's periscope
>https:// www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZVevlJX?

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Only one has the power to save us now.

>>91784108
How is Remy LaCroix preparing?

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>>91784108
I guarantee a bunch of niggers are going to stay behind thinking that they can loot empty houses unopposed. Then they will wind up dead due to the storm and we will have news stories about how white people don't care about niggers.

>>91787311
>>91787332
He's still wrong and I was right!

>>91786157
>>91786322
At least the abo is really just going to ask you for a ciggie/lighter/spare-change/unleaded98.

No worse than Jehovah's Witnesses desu.

>>91787337
Well it's my parents' but they let me go there with friends

941 reporting here. I'm in the safe and comfy area.

>>91787337
Man I bet you could get some cheap land after this storm

Any comfy streams?

>>91787650

So what kind of cuck is your dad then?

Miami here

Idk if it's because it's mostly missing us but all I'm getting is a gentle breeze

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>>91786127
That's a man.

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>>91786062
>>91786421
>>91786566

Sanford reporting in.

Lots of rain, little wind. Staying up all night to watch the house I just bought get fucked by the spirit of Harambe.

>>91787721
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYNZVevlJX
He's grabbing food atm

>>91787629
>then they will wind up dead due to the storm

They will end up dead due to people staying at home and waiting for niggers to break in and rob them.

FL is a castle doctrine state.

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And I'm over here in SoCal enjoying my cloud less afternoon at 70 degrees.

>>91787683
lol if you're a hott girl come get comfier
I know you aren't but still

>>91787742
An old one. It's great for old people

150+ mph winds inc

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Getting comfy...

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>>91784108
>A hurricane that looks like a demon pepe is apparently the worst in history and will cause death and destruction
What have you guys done?!?

>>91784108
oh shit im cat5 now... i didnt realize i got upgraded since last night. better go put on my suit. under dressed for making history

>>91786062
561 West Palm Beach reporting in. Did not evacuate. Rip Anons it's been a good run.

>>91787443
He clearly said: "FLORIDA has never been hit by a hurricane this strong".
It was just OP taking it out of context to lure us in.

>>91787386
mudslides?

>>91785981
Can you swim good?

>>91787847
wtf cunt

>>91786570
>Only two places had generators for a week or so. The police station, and the liquor store.
God bless America

>>91787386
I'd rather have a flood of water than a flood of niggers

>>91787784

I got my stims ready to stay up with you sanford bro. You think the businesses along Mills are gonna get fucked worse by looters or the storm?

>>91787386
>he said, struggling to keep the dam of his sphincter from bursting and flooding his pants with refugee semen

Looks like some anons will be dying tonight because they are too autistic to leave their house.

Idiots.

>>91787806
A fire in Cali will swallow a valley for every African village burned.

>>91787807
smooth af and totally not written by a 15 year old

Doesn't even look that bad

Punishment and a sign of things to come for america if they do not elect god emperor.

>>91785981
Why are you not filming this?

>>91784108
Seriously this is not a hyperbole.

It's gonna be a well above a cat5 by the time it hits according to navy weather data.

Be safe Florida bro's

>weather disasters everywhere in the country this year
>worst hurricane in decades
>every month has broken records for heat

b-but global climate change isn't real guys, trump says its a conspiracy by CHYNA

>>91787807
this is nearly the most autistic thing I've seen this week. caught me off guard.

>>91787999
Because it's not. We're not a 3rd world shithole slumland, like Haiti. People take evacuations seriously.

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Who /nawlins/ here?

>tfw we get flooded and forgotten again

>>91786421
Tallyfag here too. Currently at work with a bunch of dudes that got bussed in from orlando thinking they're gonna have to stay until the storm's over.

>>91787646
I've had one try to wipe down my windshield with a dirty rag. When I said no he kicked my door. Goddamn abos we should've genocided them

>>91788152
hey why not try while shitposting in a shitpost thread

>We will rebuild!
>Infinite growth is possible!
>muh economy!
>climate change does/or doesn't exist!!

CHIMPOUT
Walmart Shoppers Fight Over Last Case Of Water Before Hurricane
https://youtu.be/KPmHM7Zaklo


For amplified keks, listen to this in background while watching:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEJK40cR5k

>>91788189
Falcons flooded your bitchass the other weekend, get fucked

This guy plans to go running in the hurricane at midnight. Also he lives literally where the hurricane will hit. https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqxvdrBozjGB

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>>91788186
like these people?

>>91786421
Tallybro as well.
Hoping college students leave.

>>91787004
Cool. You'll have a few hours of ups. What about the following days/weeks

>>91788189
make sure to keep your gun at your side at all time and stay safe

>>91787014
jeff

>>91788121
Climate change is obviously real, it's how much humans impact that process which is being disputed.

>>91786062
Palm Beach

>>91787951
had a cell that was useless after the towers died, and a wouxun HT that I had programmed with the police freqs. Kept both charged via cig lighter charger in car. Had a full tank, but most roads were closed, so no sense going anywhere.

>>91788311
Natural selection at work.

>>91787611
hopefully by bleaching her anus.

>>91786872
it flooded niggerville and niggers can't swim.

>>91787646
>No worse than Jehovah's Witnesses desu

I was rased as one. Even if you break the brainwashing your life is fucked. No college, no friends ourside the cult, no personal motivation because the world is ending. im working on the friends and motivation part, but its obvious its gonna take awhile

>>91784108
when does it hit?

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>>91787847
meme magic

>>91786586
>just throw white sugar out on your street and he will be running after it
please tell me this is true top kek

>>91787961
God are you guys salty having that shit weather.
Hopefully the hillary supporters are the ones who decided to stay.

>>91788121
Climate change isn't real in the sense that Hurr durr us Humans caused it all. Its climate change in the fact that the Earth has changing periods in global temperature, also take into a fact that our sun is going through its hotter period.

Back when Rome fell and the barbarians migrated it was because the earth was going through a mini ice age.

We're heating up, you can't tax people and make extra bullshit income from something we barley had any part in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y

THREAD THEME

>>91788285
>Fighting over food and water
This is what I expect to see in the end of times, honestly I wouldn't give a fuck if a hurricane wipes out humanity

>>91788368
At least you're one step above the average /pol/ drone, nearly everyone on here thinks its variance or will say their local temperatures have been fine all year.

>>91784108
Rip Cubans, no one will miss them

this guy is just recording trump
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ZkJzWZpreDxv?q=florida

>>91788481
We as regular Christians also believe the world is not going to last for much longer but whatever really

>>91785981
RIP.

Florida is going underwater

>>91786872
Katrina was a 2 when it landed in Florida then it entered the gulf, strengthened to 5 and fucked new Orleans by flooding and breaking the Levi, not winds

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>>91784108

It's not that bad.

lmao guys. It's going to be nothing. Winspeeds were like 60 mph below what they predicted. No happenings here.

>>91788502
What county are you in?

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>>91787004


I always wondered why there were these FAGGOTS in movies who ALWAYS stayed behind when everyone was given an EMERGENCY EVACUATION ORDER.

Never understood it, and thought to myself:

That's only in movies.

Yet here we have you faggots, living proof.

RIP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjFG-4Ge668

OY VEY GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! YOUR VOTE WILL STILL COUNT!

>>91787957

Mills has been getting that gentrified vibe for a while now. I think there are more hipsters than niggers so looting might not be a problem

>central and northern florida

Isn't that Rep town?

Are we fucked?

>>91788121
i live in florida and it was relatively cool this summer, definitely not hotter than usual.

>>91788614
I agree with the police. Anyone who stays behind doesn't deserve saving

>>91788614
its mostly niggers staying to loot.

>>91788368
LOL I love how 50% of the time it's this, and 50% of the time it's "warming stopped in the 90s"

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>>91787386
>never hit by any natural happenings at all
>Comfy

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When I hear idiots staying behind for Cat3+ storms I always think of this image.

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>mfw Florida goes blue this year because of a fucking hurricane

>>91784108
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/06/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-hurricane-matthew/index.html

Just a reminder that Shillary intended to run ads during the storm until she finally realized it might backfire against her.

She doesn't seem to realize that ever letting the thought enter her mind is already enough to cause a backfire.

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updated at 8

>>91788614
Its easy to survive, thats why whites don't die

You ever notice when you watch the Haiti videos during their flood? Niggers screaming and swimming in the rain trying to stop their cars? just stay inside and you will be fine, and come out when its calm to access the damages.

Katrina was the same, whites survived, laughed their asses off when all was done, while blacks made big ass S.O.S signs on roof tops, falling into 2-3 ft waters and forgetting how to stand up so they dont drown, etc.

There were memes about this, somebody will post the Katrina ones, the whites handle their shit.

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RIP NASA

>>91787847
praise kek, reek hell

>>91788825
>last natural happening was floods but we build a huge floodway around the whole city
Comfy

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>>91788549
we are 3 meals away from anarchy

NO IT IS NOT

THIS IS BS BY RICK SCOTT TO GET MONEY FROM IDIOTS

THE HURRICANE JUST PASSED ME IN WPM (GOT HERE AT 8:00) AND IT LASTED FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES

RICK SCOTT IS A JEW

>>91788306
With 250km/h winds? You won't survive. The second you leave shelter you're going to be ripped off your feet at swept down the road like a leaf in gale, dead on impact with the first object you're flung into.

You're probably trolling, but still. I care about my /pol/fags.

>>91788311
Those are tourists. Natural selection taking its course. Good riddance.

>>91788796
"global warming" is a stupid term imo, there's more to climate change than a simple increase in temperature.

OTHER THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnzMnDNGHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnzMnDNGHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnzMnDNGHo

TIME TO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE

>>91788588
Not really the same man. Im talking graphic images constantly shown to you as a child of apocolyptic death distruction, and every adult you know confirming this will absolutely happen in your lifetime. For a long time as a child every time a storm woke me i was certain the world was ending. That cult fucks people up. The people raised in it i have sympathy for, people that join as adults are weak and retarded.

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>>91787004
>The hurricane will hit you guys when I finish work
meme magic

>>91787902
F

>>91788293
>lose to bucs
>beat the Panthers

Literally how

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I wonder how bad it's gonna fuck shit up

>>91784108
Is hurricane Matthew a gift from god to purge the degenerates from this life?

>>91788825
Meanwhile you have hurricanes and tornadoes and hugeass earthquakes and shit.
And fucking black widow spiders too.

Give me a very good reason why living in America is comfy despite all those happenings.

>>91786872
>Build a city next to the ocean
>shape it like a giant bowl
>???
>where are the gibs at?

>>91788932

Black people don't know how to swim. Drown in floods.

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>>91784108
Anyone else agree that the weather channel is super comfy?

>>91787535
Who is this?

Hurricanes only attack the nonwhite stretches of land. Is this the will of God?

>>91786062

East Orlando reporting in. So far not much happening here. Hope it veers east and avoids us.

Hey guys, watch this retard die with me. He's on a fucking pier.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdoqPQeYGW?channel=hurricane-matthew

>>91789212
he was ended 30 minutes ago

>>91789212
>ended 33 minutes ago

>>91784108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qveynkiK6_Q
Only footage from the carrabeans currently, all the people staying refuse to film.

>>91789081
You can walk down the street without handing your girlfriend over to the Muslim rape gangs

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>fox sending all of their ugly reporters to cover the storm

>>91789212
Well he was. Now he's filming people working out like we give a shit.

are shelters some kind of emergency option for the extremely poor, or do regular people actually use them?
Cause who doesnt have some friends they can crash at or at least the resources to pack up and drive out of town to get a hotel or rental apartment?

>>91788614
The Jews do this in order to make money. Evacuations and runs on gas and ravioli are very profitable for (((them))).

>>91784108

The fact when my boss is taking a 1 month 'holiday' in Florida.

kek, die you black bastard.

>>91784108
FUCK!

You know who flees from hurricanes? White people

You know who doesn't flee from hurricanes? Niggers and other minorities.

You know who votes democrat? That's right, folks, Hillary just won Florida. It's ogre

>>91788970
>nobody knows you're a hurricane online

Things starting to heat up here in Stuart. Couple hours till the eye. This is far more stressful as an adult than I remember Charley and Jeanne being when I was in HS

>>91787569
>those of exposed windows/etc
>hurricane proof
???

>>91789212
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdoqPQeYGW?channel=hurricane-matthew


He ended 30 minutes ago you fucking idiot. God damn you are a stupid mother fucker. Go kill yourself you fat faggot.

>the hurricane will hit you guys when I sleep
lmao @ u

>>91789212
>>91789275
>>91789268
Shit. You're right. I had it up in a tab and didn't notice.

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>>91788121


READ BETWEEN THE LINES FAGGOT.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CLIMATE CHANGE....

ONLY HAARP TECHNOLOGY.

GET IT???

Do your research faggot.

This is DEF. engineered.

Is the real happening happening after midnight?

>>91784108
DEATH TO FLORIDA

DROWN ALL THE FLORIDAFAGS

>>91786872
It was a 3 verging on 4 when it came ashore in LA.

>>91789197
Same here desu. I'm on relatively high ground and my house is pretty fucking safe so here goes nothing...

I went to Florida this summer actually. Down to the Keys

I had never been before and I grew up in California so I never really had any desire to. But I had the chance and it was a fucking gorgeous part of the world, it was really wonderful island hopping down the Keys.

I hope they don't get too fucked up

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>another cleansing of niggers
Thank you Jesus.

>all the news is acting like the world is ending


Great so when a real storm hits everyone will stay at home and then everyone dies.

>>91789306
This man has a point.

Orlando here, getting real spooked. Someone hold me

>>91789396
no alex i dont want your water filters

YES YEEEEEEEEEES
PURGE THE WORLD OF SCUM YEEEES
PRAISE KEK

>>91788121
>MUH GLOBAL WARMING DOOMSDAY PROPHECY DEATH CULT
How are you any different than the evangelicals that you make fun of?

>>91789396
How tight is that tinfoil cap on your head

Orlando here, fuck all happening with only the occasional gust of hard rain. Thankfully work in an office with a lot of women as they overreacted and sent us home in the AM so looking like a comfy four day weekend at the moment.

hahaha can't wait

hope it's destructive as fuck just to see Trump get elected from it

>>91786157
Holy shit this. Actually hearing "RHUDDA FLUDDA FUKN ASDHW A" late at night and constant tapping of the door handle. Fuck me, rather a cyclone than that shit lad.

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I'm a trucker and I'm in shitty ohio. My parents, sister, nephews and niece are in lake county, fl. BUT THE WORSE THING IS THAT MY PUPPER IS THERE AS WELL. my mom sent me a pic of him today. Please keep him safe, lord KEK.

>>91789377
>Things starting to heat up here in Stuart. Couple hours till the eye. This is far more stressful as an adult than I remember Charley and Jeanne being when I was in HS


It's weird because your body can feel the pressure drop, and you get that uneasy/spooky feeling of impending doom, but you're not really conscious of why.

40 FOOT WAVES
15 FOOT STORM SURGE
FLORIDA IS FUCKED

>>91789426
Coral springs here, governor is saying that it's no big deal

>>91789366
>implying that niggers and other minorities won't die

>>91789517
take a photo from your yard cunt

>>91789517
do u need a hug anon
sure hope you don't live in those shitty wooden houses off Summerlin, all the punk kids are gonna die.

>>91789366
Katrina would disagree with you as per the niggers transplanted in texas and north florida

>>91789562
It's a hoax

Rick Scott is a jew who wants money from cowards

>>91789032
"flawless technique, but no soul" was honestly the first thing that came to mind. decent solo though

>>91784108
https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar/status/784122375424004096

RIP FLORIDA

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Do it old school baby!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exXs381VUdA

EVACUATE EVACUATE EVACUATE

HAPPENING CONFIRMED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcDoPM61-JU

THIS IS GOING TO KILL PEOPLE

>>91789517
Lake Mary. We're gonna be fine. Only Googles and white trash will be harmed. Do not fear, Anon. St. Matthew is here to help. Just don't be near trees or windows and don't go outside like a dumbass.

>>91789613
>40 FOOT WAVES
Literally nothing

This storm is just a Republican fabricated and funded lie to smear the Clinton campaign!!

>>91788935
That will actually kill it, they don't have the funding to rebuild.

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>>91789517

Come here bb :3

>>91789608
Does it have to do with low bass tones? I was reading about how earthquakes create these low bass tones you can't hear but you can feel.

>>91789603
STAY SAFE, PUPPER

>>91786127
>hottie

homo

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hope some trump supporters die

HAS ANYONE SEEN JEFF?

>>91789733
Just as planned

t. Elon Musk

>>91789608

Survival instinct baby. That feeling made your ancestors run for the hills.

>>91789603

That's an adorable pupper

>>91789603

Ride the surge Florida Pupper.

It's raining hard and I forgot to let some water out of my pool, my patio is gonna get fucked guys

Is it mainly going to be red or blue states hit? This will affect voter turnout.

>>91789675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X88wG66UDkk

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You people are so autistic

Im 20 minutes from Miami, it's literally fucking nothing.

>>91789603
Cute pupper, he will be missed

>>91789603

>>91789882
F

>>91789615
i hope
Dover Shores here, comfy reinforced cinder block houses. The one I'm in has weathered every storm since 1963.

>>91789039
I had a friend that whenever people told him the world was about to end he literally freaked out.
I understand it now, my school was Catholic and we did not really care much about the world ending because it would end someday anyway.
Fucked up, get better.

>>91789751
>Does it have to do with low bass tones?
Atmospheric pressure. No brown notes involved.

>>91789608
huh, interesting. I often get headaches when the pressure drops, wonder what it'd feel like to live through that

>>91786545
Global warming will actually reduce the strength and frequency of hurricanes and tornados. They are fueled by temperature differentials.

>>91789895
f

Jax here.

A bit disturbed by all the Weather Channel and local meteorologist peoples telling me I'm fucked and I'm going to die. I was kind of hoping for it to just be /cozy/ tomorrow.

>>91789380
The structure would remain intact though.

Besides if you equalize the inside and outside pressure the wind won't hurt the windows. Still can get smashed though.

>>91789396
>HAARP

Ghost, just stick to throwing cans around

>>91789603
I hope kek has mercy on this pupper. He's extra cute.

>>91789380
Plywood exists. Steel shutters eist. That is not a live pictures.

>>91789865
mostly Battleground states desu.
>Florida
>Carolinas
etc etc

>>91789702
Savage but we'll done on this anchors part. It may make people evac. This beast is going to be well above the threshold for a cat5 once it hits.

>>91787933
lel

>>91788481

and yet here you are a board that is practically a death cult for happenings and an egyptian frog god of chaos.

https://blogs.nasa.gov/kennedy/2016/10/06/1026/

Kennedy Space Center is now in HurrCon 1 status, meaning a hurricane is imminent.

HURRCON 1
>HURRCON 1
HURRCON 1
>HURRCON 1
HURRCON 1
>HURRCON 1
HURRCON 1
>HURRCON 1
HURRCON 1
>HURRCON 1

>>91789401
Kill yourself leddit nigger

>>91784108
Frogs will rain

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>>91784108


DAILY REMINDER:

Hopefully you Florida faggots remembered to vote EARLY for Trump, just in case you don't make it.

Don't worry, we WILL rebuild after you are gone.

RIP and God Speed.

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HAPPENING

>>91788935
MADE IN HEAVEN

>>91789366
I'm not following your logic.

How are the niggers going to vote for Hillary when they're dead?

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>>91789702
HOLY SHIT.

Will Fort Myers be ok?

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>>91789603
RIDE THE LIGHTNING, PUPPER

>>91785981
You're a pussy. I take walks during hurricanes because it's fun to run against the wind. You young newfags get hyped up over lack of experience and I can't help but feel disgusted

>>91790063
I can easily see it become a cat 6 or 7 with 350mph winds and at least a 150ft storm surge.

>>91785981
RIP

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>tfw i decided to stay

this wind

is

insane

God has sent a hurricane to kill democrats.

Storm doesn't look too bad on Jeff's periscope, we've had worse in Australia.

>>91789466
Keys will be fine unless it does that drunk-ass loop after wrecking Georgia and comes back around.

>>91790061
Hm. Correct me if I'm wrong, but trump needs the battlegrounds more than Hillary?

>>91784108
How can anyone trust the weather channel after they were bought out by the democrat party?

260 DEAD SO FAR IN HAITI

SHOULD BE CALLED HURRICANE NIGGERBLENDER

You yanks have been freaking out about this for days, there is nothing happening. What a bunch of tards

>>91787781
>
>>91789775


Either way who is it?

Praise KEK.

Florida must be destroyed to sate His hunger and ensure Trump's victory.

>>91790211

How does it feel to be spending your last minutes on Earth shitposting?

>>91790153
You must not follow american elections

>>91790211
If you are doing to die at least get some pics or vids to us

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>>91784108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2696sMh18MU

>>91790211
>>tfw i decided to stay
Press F to pay respects

I wish it would hit during the day so I could look outside at the rain and trees swaying, instead it's too fucking dark to see anything. Fuck you Matthew , be earlier next time

>>91790145
>Catastrophic Damage is Anticipated for Coastal Areas
>Tfw none of the states getting hit are liberal shitholes
Why can't one of these smash right into NYC and just wipe those cunts off the map?

>>91790211

:^)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84TSpb6UEwc

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>>91784108
What you won't see on /pol/: This is a direct cause of man made climate change. The ride is only beginning, lads.

>>91790211
F

>>91787126
coastal Mississippi was devastated by wind during Katrina. The media ignored it because niggers throwing shit at each other in NOLA was more entertaining than whites rebuilding.

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>>91784108
The hurricane is clearly a warning to Florida. Don't vote Trump!

>>91789798
>blow up my rocket will they

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It's fucking happening. It's really really fucking happening :'-D

>>91790211
Stream it we will honor your last moments

>>91790101
HURRCON 1
U
R
R
C
O
N

1

>>91790346
kek

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>>91789702
>and your kids die too!

>>91790211
F

>>91788738
Interesting. Here in Aus it's been cooler than normal too, for the past many years even.

Maybe just the north north hemisphere is heating up? Angle of earths rotation? More sun?

>>91790391
>man made
Fuck off dickhead

>>91784108
I wish more niggers died in Katrina

Bocaraton here, it's getting really heated

Staying was a mistake, my roommate did too and he's a stoner, might smoke some weed and drink even m,ore because death will come quickly when the tornadoes start spawning off the eye, currently set up with my computer in the bathroom so I can get into the tub with my inflatable raft in it so my death scene is comedic

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http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

> TFW no happening

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Waiting for the party to really get started....

>>91787602
went thru ivan and dennis, those were not fun. the brickwalls of the house were bowing in

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8pm update. FL still getting rekt twice for abandoning Trump

>>91789517
wellington here, im doing just fine, dont have a camera though, if you're armed get it ready, googs might try to kill you.

>>91789603
>shitty Ohio
>eternally safe from bullshit things like hurricanes

>>91786872
>flooding a region that is below sea level is hard

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>>91789396
What the fuck has Van Gogh done?

>>91789603
RIP in peace, doggo. Your owners should have saved you..

What keeps the hurricane from coming on land? I mean why is everyone 100% certain its not going to just land in the middle of florida?

>>91790410
When things go to shit, people will want a strong man in charge, not grandma.

>>91790211
Rip u stupid dumb cunt. Get in the basement.

>>91784108
praise kek

>>91789862
Oh no!
Not the patio by the pool!
In fucking Florida.
The horror.

>>91790211
If doubled you die, kek needs a sacrifice

>>91790391
If you're worried about climate change I dont know how you can vote for trump or support him when the man outright denies its a problem.

My mom is staying in Florida.
I'm full panic-mode, what do

>>91790145
>WInds could be higher [...] possible Category 4 intensity!
Heh heh heh.. Make that 5..

>>91790645
>florida
>basement
You

>>91790592
Edvard Munch you mean