NORTH KOREA HAPPENING POTENTIALLY WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR

fat piggy all talk

believe when i see it

until then kim jong un is an ugly fat egg shaped little turd that misses sucking his dad kim jong ills little weiner

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>>137615455
Bumping for an Aussie-bro

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>>137615455
There wont be a happening. I guarantee it.

>>137615455
Didn't Kim say he was gonna back down for now? Either way, I don't believe it until I see it. So many potential happenings never came to fruition, so don't get your hopes up too much. Nothing ever happens.

Fuck off. Call me when it actually HAPPENS.

>>137615680
>projecting this hard
Show your real flag, faggot.

WE WUZ SKYKANGZ

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Again comfy happening bread

>>137615812
Now would be a very bad time for an operational aircraft to be used for training. This is real. They are anticipating a launch.

>>137615811
He said he was going to "monitor the US", he did not say he was going to stand down.

https://twitter.com/DEFCONWSALERTS?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdefconwarningsystem.com%2F

>>137615811
he only backed down from shooting missiles in the waters of guam

he did not back down from testing missiles in general

>>137615455
i need more precise information like where is it going to hit? would it be a waste of time to start cooking dinner?

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>>137615919
Hol' up, someone say SkykKangz? Dis an /SKG/ thread now muhfug.

>>137615829

>faggot

ok

I just bought 10 wet buckets of dog foo 82 lbs. Im ready

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>me, tired of the rhetoric

It landed at Offutt some time ago.

>>137615455
I feel pretty safe here in New Jersey.
If you live in Seoul though, you should consider leaving or staying in your basement or something... as they say, better safe than sorry...

>>137616369
Dog food. I dont have a dog

Every single day it's "any minute now."

Fuck off. Little Kim is a joke and will never launch.

can't wait to see noting happen

Nigga did you say SKYKANGz? What da url for da sdr tho

>>137616649
I think this is the same Aussie shitposting faggot that kept making those YELLOWSTONE IS GONNA BLOW threads every day

hes a faggot and so is anyone who doesn't sage

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>>137616369
>he doesn't have AT LEASE 5 dead drop locations with a BEAR MINIMUM of 208lbs of canned cat food
Do you want you and your family to die when SHTF?

>>137616408
Do you have proof for that?

>>137616649
Don't be an idiot. If a Cobra Ball is airborne, that's grounds enough for a happening thread.

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>>137616368

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>>137615455
>flag

>no source

>>137615455
>Happening
>Potentially
OP Potentially getting eiffel towered by fat niggers in an hour. GET READY.

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>>137616368
>>137616814

It's literally nothing.

>>137615829
>projecting
it's not projecting if what he's saying is 100% true

it's projecting if he was saying that about Brad Pitt or something and in reality he's a fat faggot

even if he's a fat faggot he is still accurate to say Kim is piggy pig oink oink

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WTF A JET WHEN OVER MY HOUSE I THINK WW3 IS NEAR

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>>137617065

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>>137615455

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>>137615455
kim farted

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its not happening

>>137616752

Buy your 208 pounds of cat food while you can

>>137615455
Stop id

It will never be happening - both sides are posturing.

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>>137617164
yes lol

>>137615812
Once it happens, it'll be too late to enjoy it

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>>137615455
K keep me posted

>>137616169
yea, butbynot shooting near Guam he backed down and bitched out. He can fire all the missilies in his arsenal into wherever he already tests them who cares.

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time to get /comfy/ then i guess
what anime will you be watching as the world turns to ash?
i will be watching some OreImo

natural earthquake

nothing is happening

go to sleep,is late

>>137615455
>>137617177
>>137617377

>>137617719
damn that dude's gonna be eating well tonight

what?

Time to get comfy and listen to some white noise and farting sounds, although 11175 sounds like its shooting off some 50. cal into the freq

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>>137617956
a-activated?

LARP thread, move on.

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Korean here, I'm on the scene right now. The missiles are being mounted onto their launchpads and everyone's being told to seek shelter (in expectation of a response) - this one does NOT feel like a test. Stay safe, Ameriboos.

>>137616408
https://twitter.com/CivMilAir/status/897558158297767937

Are you sure that was a Cobra Ball that you saw land?

>>137616368
Kek

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Hey I bet I can make somebody panic.

Ignoring all other questions of nuclear capability, how many navies have submarines that could launch or could be easily reconfigured to launch nuclear payloads?

If some powerful malefactor loaned North Korea a submarine about which western intelligence did not know, where would North Korea most want to put it?

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>>137616401
>reddit the show
get the fuck out my board

>>137615455
PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD

LET IT BEGIN

please bomb california
>please bomb california
please bomb california
>please bomb california
please bomb california
>please bomb california
please bomb california
>please bomb california
please bomb california
>please bomb california

>>137618499
I am Korean too and I concur. This does not feel like a test, we are doomed.

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> sitting comfy on East Coast

try me you fat cunt, no balls.

Korean reporting in, something is defiantly going down.

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>>137618968
3rd Korean here
Confirmed not a test

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Happening cancelled, everyone go home

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>>137618614
>my board

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>>137615455
>MIGHT BE HAPPENING

So what's fatty going to do if Trump continues to goad him?

>>137619303
THAT IS NOT A FUCKING COBRA BALL. LOOK AT THE TWEET HE REPLIED TO. THAT PLANE TOOK OFF 3 HOURS AGO, AND IT IS NOT THE SAME PLANE AS THE ONE THAT WE'RE INTERESTED IN.

>>137615455

There was an earthquake earlier today in North Korea measuring a magnitude of 2.6. Cobra ball is probably doing a fly by and having a sniff to make sure it was not a nuke test

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>>137619350
Fuck all like always dummy

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>>137616752
>Not storing any food and cannibalizing your family to survive
you call yourself a "survivor"

>>137619467
I suspected as much but was too lazy to check so I just posted it anyway

HAPPENING IS BACK ON BOYS

**I REPEAT**

HAPPENING STATUS: IT'S

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>>137615455
friendly reminder

>>137618274
>curvy
nigger that dude is fat not curvy

I'l bow down to Kim Jong Un if he sends it to Hollywood and kills every celebrity ever known.

World War III is coming, boys.

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WW3 confirmed

>>137619264
Korean here, I was just vaporised into molecular pieces by the blast of a NK nuclear warhead, Possible happening

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>>137616368

>>137619467
That's a WC-135 Constant Phoenix that is the nuke sniffer. Cobra Ball is an IRMB tracker.

30 minutes or less boys, order your end of days dominos now.

Can we get a link to track the Cobra Ball that doesn't used Twitter?

>>137618583
>how many navies have submarines that could launch or could be easily reconfigured to launch nuclear payloads?
France, UK, Russia,China, India, and North Korea has at least one(Sinpo class) and they also have a working delivery system(bukakesong-1 or something)

>>137619715

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/world/841533/north-korea-latest-news-earthquake-nuclear-missile-test/amp

>>137620075
ADSB relies on individual aircraft volunteering their positions. Military aircraft are allowed to turn off their position transmissions. So no, you can't track the plane. The closest you will get is the nearest receiving station, and that will only tell you if the thing is near Japan (probably), or in the US.

>>137615455
NK is the new Iran

We've been hearing about war with Iran for 15+ years

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-india-china-idUSKCN1AV29F

>India, China soldiers involved in border altercation: Indian sources

>Soldiers foiled a bid by a group of Chinese troops to enter Indian territory in Ladakh

AAAAHH

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>ANOTHER
>NO
>HAPPENING
>THREAD

>>137620308
Figured as much

>>137620282
Testing nukes
Underground
Twice
Next to the capital

I though media outlets were smarter at writing bullshit than this

>>137615455
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN WILL IT
FUCK

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>>137615455
NOT FUCKING HAPPENING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>137616649
Imagine this was the post that pushed wee kimmy over the edge.

>>137620582
The post isn’t even an hour old yet. Cool it, Bobby.

>>137615455
oh hell yea beam me up scotty north korea ready up those missiles

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>>137620116

>bukakesong

my fucking sides

>>137615455
did anything ever happened during these happening threads?

Just send me over to North Korea my self I'm getting sick of this shit

If this FAT AS FUCK mother FUCKER wants to keep talking all that smack I'll go over and start BOXING THESE YELLOW NIGGAS OUT

>>137619995

Thanks for the correction.

>the more you know

>>137620716
Even the hour comment wasn't meant literally. It's just that whenever one of these planes takes off from Japan, most of the time (80% or more) there is a missile test shortly afterwards.

>>137620830
Dumb cunt. You wouldn't do shit.

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>>137620696
Kim is a little bitch and I hope his mom and fat children get raped.

>>137620828
Imagine the shame on /pol/. Happening threads every day. The Doomsday happens. Without a thread on /pol/.Sad.

>>137620828
The Ariana grande bombing started out as a happening thread every one thought was bullshit.

what is callsign 'birdtrap'?
jmjxtvngetj3lqkr4wtoqyvrslyn4l

>>137615455
Not happening.

>>>/b/
>>>/out/

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>it’s another testing episode

If this means less ameriburger untermensch, I'm all up for it. Better species.

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>>137621049
I heard that concert was a blast.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SxuMttRXTK

Just recorded what they said on the Airforce Radio 11175 USB as of 2 minutes ago. Take a listen.

>more than 30 min since op posts
>"30 min or less until happening"

sage

>>137618583
Mediterranean sea

>>137620456

lol imagine invading india. there could be thousands of new PTSD cases. soldiers returning home from war and compulsively staring at the ground with every step they take. they would get flashbacks everytime they go to the toilet and smell some shit and wake up in the morning to nightmares of those times they were under fire and had to go prone in the designated shitting street

>>137620830

Leaf it out, mate, you wouldn't stand a chance

>>137618848
please bomb alabama

>>137621203
That's a big code

>>137621203
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SxuMttRXTK
a longass code to a longass name listener? /not great at airforce speak but it sounds like a number stations kinda code?

>>137621186
Nah, I heard she bombed

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BirdTrap, we wuz trapping birds an shit

>>137621082
Read in another thread it was a training callsign.

>>137621576
Foxtrot Oscar Romeo Yankee Oscar Uniform

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Nothing is gonna happen. It is just summer, everyone is bored and you faggots are looking to larp.

I hear alarms in backround. Recording now. They're talking atm

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>>137621384
He said 30mins/1hr, bud. There’s still hope.

>>137621654
But the children were exploding with excitement

FYI this is one long ass message, they're still talking...

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>>137621028

<this springs to mind

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>>137621740

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This time it will really hap..... Zzzz

Here you go

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sXQwSo7KbA

Recording taken as of 2 mins ago. Long ass message...alarms in backround...something going on.

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Is it finally fucking happening? I'm just outside of LA

God damnit they're talking again guess I have to record this too/...

>>137617719
Gourmet Grass-fed Gook

>>137622362
Holy shit, I just decoded that.

ENTIRETY OF NORTH KOREA HAS BEEN DESIGNATED NUCLEAR WASTELAND

>all of the JewTubers and other eceleb bullshit will be finally dead if something hits the west coast

Feels good man.

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>>137622030
Is anyone recording?

>>137615455
>Never happening
YAMMMMMEROOOOOOOOOO

>>137622628
I concur.

>>137622726

I'm recording, its fucking happening

>>137619664
>not having groovy mutations so you dont need to eat anymore
Call yourself a survivor?

>>137615680
>fat piggy all talk
>believe when i see it
>until then kim jong un is an ugly fat egg shaped little turd that misses sucking his dad kim jong ills little weiner

Get off the internet Trump

>>137622628

I can confirm this

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HERE WE GO

My THIRD recording

Its going down for real

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YHvIujdg3x

WITH THE HOLOGRAMS BESIDE ME

>>137622749
Jesus, dude. Be patient. It has only been 57 minutes since this thread was created; try waiting until the full hour is up.

It’s been nearly an hour, but I still believe that IT’S HAPPENING

>>137622362
What's that Lessie ? Kimmy fell into a well ? And the whole United States nuclear weaponary is on its way to Pyomjang ? Oh boy

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Also, for all you fags that don't know where I'm getting the recordings from, here's a guide.

This is now a SKYKANGZ thread.

>>137615455
Fuck I hate these fake fear mongering happening threads. Like honestly do you people have anything better to do with your ti

did he said Ice Vegan?!

Well? It's been a full hour. Where's our Happening?

>>137623380
>>137623380
>ti
Holy fuck they got him

>>137620978
sht up BOGAN go drink some VB and listen to hilltop hoods before I come bash you

>>137621511
bud you want me to com knock your fucking teeth out?? ? oh wait your brit probably be an improvment

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>>137615455

North Korea said they would not shoot the missiles at GUAM.

Digits say they launch at Hawaii instead.

>>137615455
oh shut the fuck up, they have been "hours away from launch" and "happening imminent" non stop since April and not a god damn thing to show for it

kill your self you fucking larping faggots

>>137623575
>>137620941

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uh-oh

>>137622628
...Duh
There's no valuable infrastructure there, you've seen the satellite images of the lights at night.
It's going to be radiated to delay Americans landing in South Korea

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>>137623682
The fuck, how did you know?!!

There is no NK flag here, no happening

>>137615455
I'll always bump an Aussie thread. Thanks again, greatest ally.

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American's have put up a U2 (spy plane), 2 P3C's (sub hunters) and an E3B (sentry plane) up around Cali? NORK SUBS CONFIRMED?

>>137615455
I HATE YOU

>>137623373
lol you are listening via the technical university in twente? /dutchfag here
their site will never handle the traffic of all these annons now trying this, now no one will get a listen.. (its dead as a doorknob here)

>>137623916
SAUCE NOW

>>137623916
Not Okinawa! I wanna go there some time in the future

>>137624125

Oh fucking well. RIP the site then...

>>137624136
Fake news

https://twitter.com/news_2_share?lang=en

>>137623380

> Like honestly do you people have anything better to do with your ti

Because you clearly have better things ti

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defconws down, what's going on

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a day /pol will have its own nukes
and will make his own happenings.

>>137619303
>Species: landplane

ATTACK HELICOPTER GENDER CONFIRMED

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>>137624399
Let the digits begin

>>137623600

Sniper or vx poisoning, hopefully

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Anyone want to join my post apocalypse neo-viking clan after the bombs hit? We gonna take the longboats to bongistan and burn churches, pump slags and take crooked teeth slaves for the hemp fields.

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UH- OH...

>>137623682
>North Korea said they would not shoot the missiles at GUAM.
>At

But we still reserve the right to shoot it in that general area but if it just happens to land there it's a total accident, we swear guys.

>>137616368
Kek put me in screencap

I saw "HAPPENING" in title, didn't read the rest.. . came to post its NOT happening.. I'm right 99.79% of the time.

>>137624532
>we divise our entire war strategies around gets
win bigly

>>137624604
>niggers raiding niggers
Literacy pottery

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>>137624125
>dead as a doornknob

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>>137624604
>post apocalypse
your apocalypse began 2 years ago Sven.

>>137624604

i have a strong grip in my right hand and played skyrim many hours, can i come?

>>137624681
Recent tweet, he assures it is not a missile launch. So yeah, well see what else could be. Perhaps peaceful happening?

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>>137624681

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FUCK

>>137624854
You just missed three 36 character calls.

>>137625046
Shit, so I checked a bunch of images for jack shit.

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>>137625046

>>137623613
Your mom's calling you for nap time. Better go before you get cranky.

Well fuck this post confirmed no happening.

>>137625046

Last time I saw that account talking about major news in NK it was about some parade.

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>>137615455
spicy

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>>137624136
>>137624293
NO, not fake news, only 2 years old, thats not fake. :D


Heres a fake news for you.

>>137625311
fuck off larper

>>137623380
Go shine your docs Leroy

>>137624681
>>137625030
>>137625019


Taking bets lads, what do we think it is? A possible Chinese regime change? NK agreeing to dismantle nukes? Kim Jong -Un has died?

>>137615455
Nothings happened yet, I'm fucking waiting.

https://twitter.com/CivMilAir/status/897570464427634690
THE HAPPENING IS BACK ON

>>137625260
shut up fag ill unite you with the coffin faglord 3300

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What happened to the defcon website?
https://defconwarningsystem.com

>>137616368
boi

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>>137624732
Thing is, you need to be wrong only once.
Thats the point of all these happenings, they need to be right only once.

It's like a lottery.

>>137623613

I'm not your bud you dumb fucking prick.
Maybe you should lay off smoking the bud for a while if you think I'm a stereotypical Brit you've seen on family guy while smoking your cock like pipe and eating moose ass. I'd knock you the fuck clean out you delusional cunt.

>>137625549
shits fake
no civilian can know the defcon level

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>>137615455
I hope the war starts soon. I want to see North Korea get democracy'd so that we can go there and fuck all their women hahaha.

>>137615455
IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

Birdtrap is early enemy movement detection

>>137625711
>I want to see North Korea get democracy'd so that we can go there and fuck all their women hahaha.
Can't wait for all those qt asian refugee waifus in europe.

>>137625689
I know, but that is a defcon made by suppositions and could be reliable

>>137625046

they probably succeeded into developing nuclear explosive device or something

>>137625897
source

>>137625677
>https://twitter.com/inside_nk/status/897569498504417281
>To ease your minds its not any form of missile launch.

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>>137615455
will there be any SK refugees?

trump is gonna flase flag some shit in korea so people stop talking about him being racist arent they

>>137625539
There's the cranky. Someone needs their juice and nap

>>137617956
>>137618050
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>>137618968
>>137619264
>>137619964
>>137620445
my sides

>>137625030
I bet the norks finally killed and ate the fat pig

>>137626019
Best friend is in 75th, I'm trying to get more information out of him.

Take it or leave it

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>>137615455

>>137620981
wish he was on twitter being a little bitch about everything like t.rump

>>137625897
>>137626019
"Definitely a cloud flier, it sounds like he was reporting little to no enemy preparation used by the lack of breaks in his 36 letter message"

Trump just called and asked me to let everyone know that we surrender. All hail emperor kim

>>137626123
YOU ARE DARING TO SAY WHAT?

In other news, the previously lost demos for Jimmy Neutron’s predecessor, Johnny Quasar, have been found.

Kim literally knocked my door and said that we are taking over the EVUL CAPITALISTS

AWWWHHHHH IM BURNING
MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS DEBRIS
MY BODY IT WASNT READY

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRIIISTMAAAS
IIIS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKES

>>137626347
that would be really funny to be honest, but I don't think he would be able to handle the bants

>>137626507
I salute you, oh great leader of best Korea.

fake and gay

Nothing happened.
Nothing will happen.

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>>137626529

Is this really happening or just cheap gossip?

>>137626648
Remember when her career ended at the New Years Eve thing in NYC?

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>>137619177
I made this image. I feel honored that someone else is using it.

>>137625994
80% std rate and no teeth

>>137626567
Are they any good?

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SkyTendie, Squawk 2700

>>137626529
Seriously retard, if you're this worked up just take your nap or let your poppa spank you for release

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>>137616368
>That flag
holy my fucking sides

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>>137615680
>>137616368
fucking kek

>>137615455
Its never happening with nk. We have dome the same sing and dance for a decade now

>>137626984
X plane?

>>137626870
They’re around half a minute long.

1995:
-Johnny introduces himself and Goddard, and he sees asteroids. He flies away.

1997:
-Johnny and Goddard fly away from UFOs.

>>137616139
"Earthquake"
I wonder what the probability is that they were a target for HAARP.

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>>137616368
O i am laffin

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Why do i come back day after day.

/pol/ the fakest news

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>>137615455

سير تقود نتا وكوريا

>>137615455

nope

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>>137620526

Nuclear Missile test, an actual nuke would have been much higher on the Richter scale. And y'all tea sipping faggots give Americans a hard time about our education system.

>>137627226
DCS World
If you play hit me up. Make a /pol/ sqd

>>137627414
Mash allah

Sirens started in germany im scared what is happening guys?

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BREAKING NEWS
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let's see some action

>>137626835
That happend once in my 5 years here

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>>137625500
Successful H-Bomb test

There was a small earthquake near their Nuclear facility earlier

>>137615791
fuck me, we wuz jason voorhees now?

>>137627602
>IMAGINE HOW PRODUCTIVE WE COULD ALL BE IF YOU JUST DROPPED A NUKE

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>>137616368

>>137618614
>>reddit the show
what?

>leaf

>>137626835
>https://twitter.com/CivMilAir/status/897550561095983104
>white text on black background
Impressive

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/15/543603140/north-korea-says-it-wont-fire-missiles-at-guam-after-all
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/15/543603140/north-korea-says-it-wont-fire-missiles-at-guam-after-all
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/15/543603140/north-korea-says-it-wont-fire-missiles-at-guam-after-all
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/15/543603140/north-korea-says-it-wont-fire-missiles-at-guam-after-all
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/15/543603140/north-korea-says-it-wont-fire-missiles-at-guam-after-all


something's not right here...

Fake happening

Just a 5.0 Earthquake off Japan in the ocean towards guam

>>137625046
HAPPENING CANCELLED

EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP

taepodong lel

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In case anyone is curious, here are the three recorded messages. I've broken them into 2 and 6 characters in case anyone can recognize a pattern.

>>137615455
kim is a pussy
>nukes or gtfo

>>137628893
theyre one time pads
you cant break them

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>>137615455

Daily reminder: Every North Korea "Happening" thread is nothing more than NK randomly posturing, then starting nothing more than random media gibbering.

Nobody's getting shot. No war. No nukings. Nothing. Not a happening.

9.0 Earthquake in Los Angeles? What the fuck?

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>>137627482
>Make a /pol/ sqd
As soon as i buy a new PC I am on this.

>>137618614

You mean the show that named the Jew last episode?

>>137629033
Good to know. Thanks

>>137629147
kys

>>137628893
First one reads

>OP IS A FAGGOT

>>137626835
I cropped a funny picture of Ringo Starr that shows up on /mu/ sometimes. It might be the most influential thing I'll ever do with my life.

Now, I just realized that I don't have it saved anywhere...

Do you think we’ll have a happening at the last minute (before bump limit or 404)?

>>137626071
s..sauce?

>>137629126
>oh, thanks for the ray of sunshine, you just crushed my dreams faggot

>>137615811
That was just the headline. The actual content was "I might change the target location". Meaning he is memeing that he could target something more publically outrageous etc. Most likely SK for beef.

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>>137615455
Guys I just saw one of these fly over my house really low.

Should I be scared?

>>137626224
You know it has got to piss them off.
Most of them half starving or starving and he's fat as fuck.
There aint no amount of propaganda that can skew that.

>>137629868
You live inside North Koreas submarine?

that was the second major holiday without a test or something. is kim scared?

>>137629843
Or Cali.
>Except SF, they have Chinatown there, Kim won't attack SF

Is Kim a pussy?

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>>137629868
I would be.
>yfw crushed by aircraft carrier

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>>137616368

Annnnnnnd nothing happened. Nothing's ever gonna happen in Korea faggots

>>137630348
see>>137628916

>>137629743
Found it during the world cup

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>>137616368

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>>137629868

Shits gonna happen soon, you'll see

9.1 Earthquake in LA?

WTF???

>>137631254
Why are you still here? I thought you were told to go kill yourself. Do it now.

>>137631254

thats not alot

>>137631254
Sauce

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>>137616368

>>137631497
The sauce is still in your ass, faggot

>>137631497
Fake.
Sacramento would feel something that big.

>>137631254
fuck of fucking cancertroll

>>137631666
no shit?

>>137631666
Thanks satan

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>skytendies getting censored

>>137631666
>666
Huh. Neat

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Which one of you faggots got the skytendies stream taken down?

>>137631666
What a waste. Just like you anon

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>>137631254
Fake. Pic related

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>>137631918
Not even the LARPers can get a break

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WHO THE FUCK TOOK DOWN SKYTENDIES

>>137632134
again, no shit?

You're on /pol/ don't expect TOO much seriousness

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>>137616368