CARTOON: How to apply for job at Google

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>>136571453

Google lives on Data. It's their strength and inevitably their weakness.
>>136535773
>It does not take much pollution to destroy an entire dataset, and every MB they store costs them (albeit an incredibly small amount). Here's how.

Browser Plugin - Ad Nauseam
>>136580604
>Built atop uBlock Origin, AdNauseam quietly clicks on every blocked ad, registering a visit on ad networks' databases. As the collected data gathered shows an omnivorous click-stream, user tracking, targeting and surveillance become futile.
>ad nauseam is effective enough that google banned it from the chrome store. fortunately you can still install it in under 2 minutes :)

Google's Board of Directors
>>136565021
>Start digging up shit on them and watch shit change in a hurry when they feel pinched.

>>136515666
>Those initial google employees that were name-dropping the memo's author.

H1B Engineers
>>136577266
>The San Jose Plan: h-1b engineers housed in Mountain view, San Jose. This is their route to work.
>Also: report h1b engineer families to ICE... they ALL have been bringing over their families on tourist visas and overstaying.

>>136585837
Thanks.

Google vs. 4chan....

This could get interesting.

>>136585598
googler here. While I mostly agree with you 4plebs, I can tell you with certainty that we do not diversity hire. In fact, we have an even lower ratio of minorities than similar tech companies

Good job m8

>>136587452
Thanks, amigo!

>>136585837
M-m-my thread was m-mentioned?
Si this is how it feels

>>136588648
You lucky torreador!

>>136587263
you either lie, or you dont count gooks as minorities you bigot

Bob Rogers looks like a shitstain, but I see what you are going for. Have an upboat! Mind if I cross post on Le Reddit? This is trending and I could use the karma.

>>136590418
You greedy Minh, have my permission.

>>136585598
>Practical Neural Networks for Web Developers
Also from O'Reilly, Practical Automobile Maintenance for Dogs

>>136592234
Elaborate, please.
Unless you want to be a faggot who will say something sucks and leave it at that, without a proper explanation.

>>136585598
>experience
>3 abortions

FUCKING LOST IT!